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we appreciate your time. >> from all of us >> dicky from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, sir patrick stewart, from "dolemite is my name," da'vine joy randolph carrie underwood, and music from old dominion. and now more likely than not, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. and we send an especially warm welcome for those joining us where it isn't warm. 70% of the country is very cold right now. there's an arctic air mass, bringing record-low temperatures. schools are closed. snow is on the ground, 13,000 flights were delayed today. in other words, disney's marketing campaign for "frozen ii" has gone too for.
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we're still on fire. there's snow on one part of the country and fire on the other, like a bipolar vortex we're experiencing. in washington the president is melting down. today we learned by the "new york times," the president repeatedly considered firing the inspector general. he is ordered by law to submit any complaint he finds to be credible. this is a guy who was appointed by donald trump. trump wanted to fire him, because he doesn't understand that he isn't still hosting a reality television show. tomorrow the public portion of the impeachment hearing begins. we get to hear live, in-person testimony about the president's double dealing in ukraine, and to counter that, trump is planning a bigly reveal of his own, he wrote, i will be releasing the transcript of the first, and therefore, more important phone call with the
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ukrainian president. his defense has gone from "read the transcript", to, wait, hold on, read this other transcript. because it's first, and therefore more important. his younger son eric is not going to hear that first is more important. the only way the phone call could be more important than the one we read is if he said, listen, zelinsky, in a couple months i'm going to call you, and as a joke, i'm going to try to extort you. keep that between us. it makes no sense. it's like oj saying, releasing his honeymoon photos and saying hey, we got along great. trump ournlly said he'd release the transcript today. now he says the transcript will be released by the end of the week. what is this, a new kanye album? we already have a transcript. we have testimony from multiple witnesses, the whole kfc bucket of crimes. we don't need the coleslaw, too. house republicans held a mock q&a session.
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to practice their intent to cover up his mess tomorrow. there's a memo making the rounds in d.c. that outlines the republican plan to defend the president, and maybe the funniest part of all of this, something we forget is that trump wants us to believe the reason he held up the aid money and demanded investigations is because he was concerned about corruption in ukraine. the guy who had to pay out $25 million for running a fraudulent university wants us to believe he cares about corruption in a country he definitely couldn't find on a map. there's no way. the other bit of u-craziness today, remember when the fbi arrested those two goons who allegedly helped rudy giuliani with the biden investigation? trump has repeatedly claimed he doesn't know these guys. usually when trump claims he doesn't know someone, it means they had sex. in this case -- [cheers and applause]
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it turns out that trump met and was photographed with these guys a lot of times. there's igor with him at mar-a-lago in 2018. igor again with trump many there they are at the america first super pac. this is trump with lev at his golf club in miami, again with lev at the trump hotel, another one with lev last year, trump with lev and lev's son at the golf club, again at the trump hotel and lev, rudy, igor, and donald. he doesn't know them. there are more pictures of him with them than with tiffany but he doesn't know them. when you surround yourself with as many criminals as i do it's hard to keep them straight. meanwhile, rudy giuliani is reportedly working on a podcast. i guess he needed a new venue to confess to crimes.
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he had to go to an apple store to get his phone unlocked. he butt dialed multiple reporters. he accidently texted his password to a reporter. there should be a rule that you shouldn't be able to host a podcast unless you know how to download one first. i hope he does one of those me undies commercials. another star from the trump universe has fallen from the sky. i don't know if you're aware of this, last night, the president's former press secretary, sean spicer, ended his inexplicably long run with "dancing with the stars." he was eliminated. remember when sean spicer was in the white house? it feels like it was 18 years ago. few americans have humiliated themselves more than sean spicer on television. we salute him with a look back at this dancing star. ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: well, you know what? [cheers and applause] i'll say this, he, he danced like no one was watching. tragically, we actually were, so. and, as sean spicer's dance career comes to a close, this is the next run at the arts. the maga challenge, this is a competition, promoted by our president, encouraging supporters to post videos of
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themselves rapping about their love for donald trump. he claims he'll invite the winning rapper to the white house. and so far, the results have been nothing short of maga-nificient. ♪ all the fake news is getting more scarier ♪ ♪ what's the truth ♪ i only see barriers ♪ shout out to my boy braxton for the track ♪ ♪ ♪ keep america great ♪ he's here to stay ♪ deporting illegals every day ♪ hillary, you think you got my vote just because i'm hispanic ♪ ♪ don't tell chuck and nancy because they'll probably panic ♪ ♪ america first, trade economy, save the babies ♪ ♪ no more rage ♪ and you want to talk about a cage ♪ ♪ mr. president, mr. president ♪ can i be your friend? ♪ trump, you're my babe
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♪ i might just have sex with you all day ♪ >> jimmy: slow down, stormy, he's a married man. i hope he wins. of course politics isn't the only thing driving this country apart, now that the popeye's chicken sandwich is back. people are really going crazy over this. this is from a popeye's in l.a. an employee was caught secretly trying to sell a sandwich on the side, and all hell broke loose. [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> we got sandwiches on deck, we got mild, we got spicy, [ bleep ], get'em how you want it. we got some good old chicken. [ bleep ]. >> i'm slammin'. >> [ bleep ]. this is wkbt. once again, fighting with this mother [ bleep ].
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>> jimmy: he had the fryer basket. [cheers and applause] what the hell are they putting in those sandwiches? tomorrow night, from nashville, tennessee, the 53rd annual cma awards air here on abc, and to get everyone warmed up for it, we enlisted the help of cma co-host, carrie underwood, we set up a bunch of hidden cameras in a boot store. when the customers came in, the staff asked them a little about themselves, and carrie was back in the back room listening, and then she gave them a surprise serenade in this nashville edition of "undercover sing." ♪ how are you? >> doin' well. >> where you guys from? >> virginia. >> virginia? >> got some ladies who want to
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go with my dancin'. right now one lady has purple hair. she's the punk rock one. ♪ these girls are coming from virginia ♪ ♪ virginia is for lovers ♪ lovers of boots ♪ this lady is laughing ♪ she knows i'm singin' about her and her boots, yeah ♪ ♪ >> no way! >> hi, how are you? >> are you really carrie underwood? >> yes! >> you made my day! i'm so excited. what was your name? >> john. >> john, nice to meet you. ♪ john is holdin' on to his shoes ♪ ♪ if he doesn't get boots he'll have the blues ♪ ♪ take it from me, carrie underwood ♪ ♪ if you do a dance from me ♪ you're going to get a couple of boots for free ♪
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♪ shake your derriere ♪ o ga don't you stop ♪ ♪ in your cute sweater top ♪ promise those boots will be on me ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ these boots are made for bearded guys ♪ ♪ they look like they're size 12 ♪ ♪ and one of these guys just picked some boots off the shelf ♪ ♪ ♪ carrie underwood ♪ is singin' directly to you two ♪ ♪ i'll bring your boots right out to you ♪ come on, guys. high-five. ♪ you know you wanna. ♪
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>> [ bleep ]! >> how are you? >> great, how are you? >> are these the boots you wanted? what is your name? >> dan. >> is there anything in particular you're looking for? >> something softer, like an ostrich belly. ♪ right now, dan from virginia is looking for some boots made out of ostrich ♪ ♪ ostrich is the world's largest bird that can run 43 miles per hour ♪ ♪ did you know chickens and ostriches ♪ ♪ are the closest living relatives to tarannous saurus rex ♪ ♪ did you know ostriches have three stomachs ♪ >> i'm lookin' all this stuff up. ♪ there's a group of girls who
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are here to shop ♪ ♪ one's wearing a gray tank top ♪ ♪ let's get them some great boots for their feet ♪ ♪ got some boots to try on ♪ ♪ they have no idea they're on jim jimmy kimmel ♪ this is carrie i'm here to say ♪ ♪ i'm about to make your day ♪ welcome to nash-vegas, tennessee ♪ ♪ >> hi! >> ooh! >> hi! welcome! everybody say boo! >> boo! >> jimmy: thanks to carrie underwood, the cma awards are tomorrow night.
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tonight on this show, music from old dominion, from "dolemite" day'vine joy randolph and we'll be right back with sir patrick stewart. [cheers and applause] ♪ abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by samsung. ♪ ♪ i am totally blind. and non-24 can make me show up too early... or too late. or make me feel like i'm not really "there." talk to your doctor, and call 844-234-2424.
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>> jimmy: why, hello, welcome back to the show. tonight, from eddie murphy's netflix movie "dolemite is my name" da'vine joy randolph is here. then, they are nominated for a cma award tomorrow night. this is their self-titled album old dominion from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. tomorrow after the cma's we have a new show with ray romano, don johnson, maren morris, zac brown band and a new music edition of "mean tweets."
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so please join us for all that. seems like too much for one show, right? we'll work on it. our first guest is a queen of england-endorsed thespian whose career spans from the stage of the old vic to the deck of the starship enterprise. he is one of many bosleys in the new movie "charlie's angels." it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to sir patrick stewart. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. thank you for coming. it's great to have you here. >> well, thank you. they may not have heard what you said just then, but it's great to have me with you, but jimmy, why has it taken so long? >> jimmy: i don't know why, i really feel like, i mean, i am a very big fan of your work.
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>> it's mutual. >> jimmy: that show "blunt talk" was a great show, that's probably something you don't hear a lot about with all the star trek. >> we got canceled after two seasons. >> jimmy: i thought that was a mistake, because i thought it was so funny. >> maybe you could arrange to bring it back. >> jimmy: well, i will work on it, are you a sir, could you have people beheaded if you wanted to, couldn't you. >> i think those days are past. however, if sir ben kingsley had his way, i know there are one or two people, and not to mention, sir ian. there were so many of us. i began to get a feeling that maybe it's not quite as rare as it used to be. >> jimmy: it's pretty rare. we are a sir mix-a-lot here in the united states, but we don't have, do you ever get together with the other sirs to sit around the round table? >> well. >> jimmy: sir it up?
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>> something makes me think that you've been set up, because it actually happened. i mean, the round table and the sirs. and it happened right here in los angeles. >> jimmy: oh. >> on sunset boulevard in a restaurant, and i was there with my wife and a couple of friends one night. and we'd only been there a few minutes, and in walked sir paul mccartney. >> jimmy: oh. >> now i counted paul many times over the years. we're almost the same age, although you wouldn't think so. [ laughter ] but i'll leave it there. >> jimmy: you're both very youthful, let's just say that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: yes. >> we talked, and then he sat down, and five minutes later, ringo star walks in. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> yeah. and with him is george harrison's wife. >> jimmy: okay, i was going to
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say, all the beatles, now this is a crazy story. now this means were you drunk is really what it means. yeah. wow, that's pretty good. >> i wish it could have been george. >> jimmy: and they sat with you at your table? >> no, they were at an adjoining table. and i don't know ringo, so we went over there, we finished our meal, got up, ready to leave. paul stood up, came around the table and gave me a hug. we have a long history of meeting in situations like that. and as he was hugging me, he said, you know, ringo. and i said, well, of course i know ringo star. and he said have you ever met him? i said no, no. and he said hey, ringo, this is -- and he said sir ringo. and i said hang on a minute, there are one, two, there are three of us around this table. and ringo went, yeah, give us five! >> jimmy: a high-five from ringo.
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>> this was, this was a very fancy restaurant. >> jimmy: i would think so, of course. >> and this incident did not go unnoticed, as you can imagine. >> jimmy: you were probably surrendered, sir-ounded after that. i'm very good with puns. >> you are. i have a proposal for you. i loved your monologue tonight. >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. >> we need you in the uk right now. you know, we're right in the middle of an unexpected election, but it's happening. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that guy johnson. our trump. >> jimmy: yes. >> we need you. so what about, could you give us -- >> jimmy: if you need me, we're in a lot of trouble. >> oh, no, no, not to run for parliament, to do your show, maybe could you guest for a week. because, if you could take on boris johnson and what the tory party are doing to our country, i think would make a huge
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difference, what do you think? >> jimmy: hey, i'm thinking about moving out of the country anyway. [cheers and applause] boris johnson, you say he's our donald trump, but i think our donald trump's even crazier than your donald trump. >> yeah, well, he's had more years to be crazy in. >> jimmy: perhaps. >> he's significantly older than boris. >> jimmy: boris' hair is more questionable than trump's hair. >> yeah. >> jimmy: because there's a piece that just goes up. >> how does that come about, that two of the leaders, well, yeah, he's our prime minister, should have such [ bleep ] hair? [cheers and applause] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's an excellent point. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you know, i was interested. because i grew up in las vegas, that your wife is from reno. >> yes. >> jimmy: and there's a kinship between the cities. >> for a long time, nevada meant
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las vegas. i love las vegas. >> jimmy: do you really? >> i do. i got to thank my star trek pals for this. >> jimmy: which ones? >> all the guys. lavar. jonathan, michael. we would go for -- [cheers and applause] we would go for weekends in las vegas. >> jimmy: really? >> and we would have a wonderful time. >> jimmy: people must have flipped when they saw you guys all together. >> there was a little bit of flipping going on. maybe a little bit of flapping, too. >> jimmy: were you there to gamble? >> i was. >> jimmy: you were. but not the rest of the guys? >> no, lavar gambled, jonathan gambles, but they don't do it with the enthusiasm that i do. >> jimmy: what's your game? what do you like to play? >> blackjack. >> jimmy: blackjack. that's the most fun. and so would they sit with you
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at the table? would you get upset with them when they played the game improperly? >> no, no. we love one another. we're such great buddies. no, it was entertaining, although it could gather a crowd. >> jimmy: yeah, right, i'm sure. no doubt. but when you're there gambling, there is a little built of, you are protected in some way. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: because people for whatever reason take it seriously, like oh, leave them alone, they're gambling. >> we're in las vegas, and that is a serious business. >> jimmy: that's right, no kiddin' around. >> so you, but you came from brooklyn. >> jimmy: originally, brooklyn till i was 9. family moved to las vegas. >> i live in brooklyn. >> jimmy: you live in brooklyn now. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's like we're following each other. wait until we get to the u.n. we'll have a great time. we're going to take a break. sir patrick stewart is with us. we'll be right back. ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought
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here i am. angels. ah, this looks very promising. outstanding. but, what about australian johnny? >> ta-da. >> you're going to regret this. >> you talk way too much and you're super clingy, and you come on way too strong. >> you are the most incredible woman i've ever met. >> i know. >> that's the most embarrassing date i have ever been on in my life. are we good? >> i will address this to the u.s. justice department along with your new friends here. we're good to go. >> jimmy: that's patrick stewart in "charlie's angels." it opens in theaters friday. was that on your radar, the tv show of the '70s? >> it wasn't. i feel a little uncomfortable about that. >> jimmy: it's okay. >> the first part of my career was exclusively theater.
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so i worked six nights a week. so there is a huge gap in my knowledge of all kinds of television, british television and u.s. television. >> jimmy: you just never watched television. >> no. >> jimmy: because wouldn't you have like 22 hours a day off at that time? >> 22 hours? no, no. because we're rehearsing during the day. >> jimmy: oh, rehearsing. >> and you do a show that wraps at 10:00, 11:00, then you go out for dinner. >> jimmy: i'll get you the dvds. >> that'd be great. did you ever yourself appear in "charlie's angels"? >> jimmy: appear, no i sat in front of the television panting. >> you were excited. >> jimmy: very excited. there was a poster of farrah fawcett, who was the big star of "charlie's angels", and it was probably the most famous poster
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in american history, i'd say. >> really? >> jimmy: oh, yes, it's quite something. >> you know, i, i have led a very, kind of, private life on the whole. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> so it didn't include a lot of television for a long time. so i got some catching up to do. >> jimmy: you really do. we got to get you a poster. >> i look forward to the dvd and the poster. >> jimmy: i think the poster will be enough, actually. >> by the way, while we're talking about you giving me things. in my dressing room, i've never seen a dressing room like the one i have here. it has the most amazing art deco furniture. i love art deco. >> jimmy: this whole building. >> i talked to a few people, and they're going to have some of it put in the back of my -- >> jimmy: 100%, it's all yours.
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you're welcome to sleep over if you'd like. [cheers and applause] i know you get asked about this a lot many but i can sense the millions of star trek fans yearning for information. >> about what's coming up. >> jimmy: yes. can you tell us, can you give us any information about what we might see? >> no. no, i can't. i can. >> jimmy: oh, great. >> 18 years. did i make that sound just then? >> jimmy: you're probably going through puberty. >> 18 years have passed since the last generation, which was our last film, nemesis. so the world has changed in 18 years. the world of the federation and star fleet has changed. patrick stewart has changed. because he's a lot older than he
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was when we were last at paramount making the series. and this means that what we have is something different. something new. and i hope there won't be too much disappointment that there isn't an enterprise or the crew, but it's -- >> jimmy: oh, interesting. >> but it's a changed world, and we find pickard, because the trailers are out, and people have seen little hints, he's at home on the chateau, the vineyard, with his pit bull. and it was insistence. i have a dog, and if i have a dog, it has to be a pit bull. because i love -- >> jimmy: you love pit bulls. >> but i've seen the first five episodes. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i think they're really -- >> jimmy: you're happy with it. it's great to have you here. i so much enjoyed our chat. i hope you come back again soon,
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and we look forward to star trek pickard coming next year, early next year. "charlie's angels" opens in theaters friday. sir patrick stewart, everyone, we'll be right back. ♪ my lord? hey good knight. where are you going? ♪ ♪ climbing up on solsbury hill ♪ grab your things, salutations. coffee that is a cup above is always worth the quest. nespresso. tis all i desire. did thou bring enough for the whole kingdom? george: nespresso, what else? hey girls, please can you...c'mon! here, here. just watch something there or play a game. we're here? clyde! girls, in the lounge, c'mon. settle down! did you guys want me to put a movie on for you? no we got it.
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[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: you were great in the movie. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: i really enjoyed that. and working with eddie murphy has to be, i mean, anybody's dream, right, as an actor? >> absolutely, of course. eddie is, blllrrrrr. >> jimmy: did you know him before you did the movie? >> no. so, when i got the audition, it was just like untitled, no script, just sides, and then i did like five call backs, and the first time i met eddie was on the first day of work. so i was like, hello. >> jimmy: first day of work. >> yeah, yeah, and it was interesting, because everyone was like, just so you know, he's different. he's changed, and i was like, changed how? and they were like, he's bigger. and i was like, oh. so you know, don't think about the elephant in the room, that's all you think about, so in my mind, i thought he was going to look like sherman from "nutty professor."
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so on the first day i was like, oh, my god, i won't look at him directly in the eye initially. and then i saw him, and i was like, it's not that bad! he just has like a beer belly, it's not the full thing. >> jimmy: for the role, specifically. >> yeah, he did it for the role. he ate lots of pancakes. >> jimmy: i don't think you're going to get invited for the sequel if there is one now. where did you grow up? >> i'm born and raised in philadelphia, but my parents moved when i was in middle school to hershey, pennsylvania where they make the chocolate. >> jimmy: hershey, pennsylvania. >> yeah. >> jimmy: when i was a kid living in brooklyn, the only place we ever went for vacation was hershey park. >> that's trip for new yorkers. they all come then, new york and philadelphia. it's a thing. >> jimmy: and it seemed like the
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greatest place in the world. >> yeah, it is, you wake up in the morning, and you're like, brownies, again? you know what i mean? it just smells like -- >> jimmy: like chocolate. like living in willie wonka's -- >> really, so a friend of mine-- >> jimmy: you know him? >> no, i wish i did. a friend of mine, when they would try a box of candy, they would leave a box outside your door and leave a questionnaire, how you like it. so there were so many kids that would come into the city, so it's constantly kids coming in and out. there was this guy -- i can't believe i'm about to say this -- there was a guy named andy fregos. and i had the biggest crush on him. i can't believe i'm saying this. so andy fregos, his dad was part of the team who invented nerds. he was like -- >> jimmy: the candy, not the
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human beings, right? >> exactly. so then like his dad was here in hershey for a special project. you remember the nerd robe? >> jimmy: yes, it was good. >> it was like twizzlers encrusted with nerds. >> jimmy: almost like a candy necklace but with nerds. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: and they tested them on you. >> yeah, and i gave it a thumbs up. >> jimmy: you gave if a big thumbs up. >> yeah. >> jimmy: were there ever candies that were bad? >> no, you know which one was complicated though? that take six one, it was too much. it was too much. >> jimmy: and also the name, take six, it sounds like some weird form of jazz. >> or a '80s band. >> jimmy: a '80s band your parents listen to, make a cappella, and they'd snap a lot. >> i don't like this chocolate, it's too complicated.
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>> jimmy: and then you moved to new york to be an actor? >> graduated from school, moved to new york. and my hustle job was a nanny. >> jimmy: oh. >> so i was a nanny for, i have to make this i have clear. i was a nanny for an upper west side family whose kids went to school on the upper east side. >> jimmy: do you ever hear from the family or the kids? >> since the movie came out, the mother hit me up and sent me photos and stuff. they were amazing kids many and i remember, they were 6 and 8. and so one is like super good at sports. and the other one, because he's, he'd try compete. he's running out of breath like about to hyperventilate, and i'm like, it's okay. your brother has the sports thing on lock. so one time i saw him in his room like this music blasting, and he was like jumping on his bed like ah, ah, ah, ah, doing
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hip-hop moves, and i was like, i get it, this is your special power, you're a dancer. so i told the parents, and i was like, you got to get him into hip-hop. i hope the kid still does it. >> jimmy: i thought the end of the story was, and now he dances with the new york ballet. >> they were young enough that you could mold them. >> jimmy: you could tell them, you're not as good as your brother in sports. >> we got our thing. it's okay. >> jimmy: we got to get you dain >> he was so unique. i nt to pi him up one time, hew been aenactoy. and i was like, okay, and i looked, and you see him in the corner like brooding, and i'm like, oh, my god, this is going to be a day. and i was like, what's wrong? and she was like, he wants a mustache. and i was like, what? so i guess he's like, i'm shutting down today, because i
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don't have a mustache. so i'm like, oh, my god, how am i going to grow a mustache on these kids so i can get through these hours in peace. he's having a tantrum, falling out. i'm like, everybody's looking at me. and so i go in to dwayne reed and i grab a sharpie and draw a mustache on his pointer finger on this side, and he's like, what is this? and i'm like, it's your mustache. and he's like, it's not a mustache, and i was like, go like this, and he went like that, and he was like, so. and i put the mirror and he was like, oh! >> jimmy: very clever. and they grew up to be, and he grew up to do security for my show. there he is. >> there he is! >> jimmy: da'vine joy randolph! "dolemite is my name" is streaming on netflix now. and we'll return with music from
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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank carrie underwood, sir patrick stewart and da'vine joy randolph. apologies to matt damon, "nightline" is next. but first this is their self-titled album, here with the song "one man band" old dominion! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ been flying solo for so long with nobody singing the harmony ♪ ♪ up there just me and my shadow no bass no guitar no tambourine ♪ ♪ then i found you like a melody you were singing in the same key as me ♪ ♪ we had 'em dancing in the streets i don't wanna be a one
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man band ♪ ♪ i don't wanna be a rolling stone alone putting miles on a rundown van ♪ ♪ baby we can take our own show on the road i'll lay down the beat you carry the tune ♪ ♪ we'll get tattoos and we'll trash hotel rooms baby take my hand i don't wanna be a ♪ ♪ one man band no i wanna run down your wild dreams ♪ ♪ and i wanna chase every high with you count every rip in these old jeans ♪ ♪ and we'll never learn how to sing the blues if i'm gonna be famous girl i wanna be ♪ ♪ famous with you we got our own little groove i don't wanna be a one man band ♪
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♪ i don't wanna be a rolling stone alone putting miles on a rundown van ♪ ♪ baby we can take our own show on the road i'll lay down the beat you carry the tune ♪ ♪ we'll get tattoos and we'll trash hotel rooms baby take my hand ♪ ♪ 'cause i don't wanna be a one man band ♪ ♪ ♪ when the spotlight goes cold and the curtains come down the chairs are all stacked ♪ ♪ and there's no one around and nobody's paying we'll still be playing i don't wanna be ♪ ♪ a one man band i don't wanna be a rolling stone alone putting miles on ♪ v b can take our own show on the road i'll lay down the beat ♪
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