and that is our report. we appreciate your time. i'm dan ashley. >> from all of us, thanks for joining us. >> have a good night. we'll see you tomorrow. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- tom holland, ana gasteyer, adam levine. and music from angel olsen. and now, for what it's worth, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. please relax. i'm coming on yet another day of political wrangling in congress. it was a long day, we'll get to that, but first, you'll be happy to know the president is back home to the white house after a doozy of a trip to the uk. he was in london for the nato

summit and it didn't end on a happy note. trump cut the trip short after seeing a video of world leaders seemed to be talking about him behind his back. this is captured at buckingham palace last night. watch here as canadian prime minister justin trudeau, boris johnson and french president emmanuel macron gathered together to goof on his majesty. and now the bombing of canada begins. this is absolutely unacceptable. [cheers and applause] how, how dare they laugh at our ridiculous president. that is our job!

after the video, trump called trudeau two-faced. and trudeau is one thing, but boris johnson, that's one that's got to hurt most. we already knew trudeau and macron don't like him, but the crazy-haired boris? he's supposed to be the donald trump of england. and he's laughing. you know you're a mess when even this guy's making fun of you. and wasn't, correct me if i'm wrong, but wasn't donald trump the one who said the world is laughing at us and he's going to make it stop? if only there was some record of him saying that. >> the world is laughing at us, we've got to make them stop. ? a and the world is laughing at us. they're laughing at the stupidity of our president. the world is laughing at us. think think we're stupid. the world is laughing at us. the world is laughing at us. we don't want other leaders and other countries laughing at us. anymore. and they won't be. they won't be.

>> jimmy: well, mock him up. after trump witnessed them mocking him, he had to pose with them for a photo, and the mood was not merry and bright. took a spot next to his pal, president erdogan of turkey. the strong men are only friends now. this music is terrible. this is like a funeral for planet earth we're witnessing here. trump also, there's his pal. yeah. don't make eye contact. also today he weighed in on his impeachment proceedings, as seen through the rosie red lens of fox news. >> you want to comment on the house democrats' impeachment report that came out last night in a hearing today? >> it's a joke. everybody is saying it. i watched reviews. i watched "hannity", sean hannity, laura ingraham, tucker carlson, a lot of legal scholars, a lot of people with great legal talent and highly

respected. alan dershowitz. and many more. >> jimmy: judge jeanine, the guy from the my pillow commercials. he watches a lot of television. it was a long day for the house judiciary portion of the impeachment hearings. the committee heard from four legal scholars who laid out the constitutional grounds for impeachment. this is the part of the story that will be too boring to put in the movie, but there was a lot of speculation in this committee about what the founding fathers would do if they were here to see this. and to me, the answer is obvious. they would vomit, they would be throwing up in their wigs. they'd be like, take that orange ape and throw him in the harbor with the tea! [cheers and applause] but i don't know them, so, republicans on the committee are testing the theory that a sit being president cannot be impeached if they yell about it loudly enough. and none more so than ranking

republican doug collins of georgia who shouted like a coked up person at an old folks home. >> most of you have already written about, all four, for the opinions that we already know, out of the classrooms that maybe you are gatietting ready for fis in. unless you're on tv, you couldn't have possibly digested the adam schiff report from yesterday our the republican response in any real way. we can be theoretical all we want, but the american people is really going to look at this and say, huh? >> jimmy: that's right, the american people is looking at this, and we are saying huh, we really are. there were four constitutional scholars, most notably a professor from i would like to say to you, sir, that i read transcripts of every one of the witnesses who

appeared in the live hearing, because i would not speak about these things without reviewing the facts. so i'm insulted by the suggestion that as a law professor i don't care about these facts. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: collins responded by smirking and looking at his phone, but professor karlan wasn't finished. >> i spent all of thanksgiving vacation sitting there reading these transcripts. i didn't, you know, i, i ate like a turkey that came to us notice mail that was already cooked. >> jimmy: hmm. we had to find a whole family of raccoons living under the porch for you, son of a bitch. four of the professors destroyed trump. they said his actions were worse than any president ever. basically, they rolled up the constitution and spanked him with it. and the fourth guy defended him weakly, but it all boils down to this. donald trump used the office of president for his own personal gain, which must confuse him,

yeah, that's why i ran for president. it's so interesting to watch these guys act like what he did was fine. you know what i want for christmas this year, i'd love to see what these republicans would stay president obama had done this. imagine if obama had froze hundreds of millions of dollars in military aid in exchange for dirt on mitt romney. not there is any dirt on mitt romney, other than sometimes he drinks chocolate milk, but you understand what i'm saying. rudy giuliani, the president's lawyer, yesterday we learned that over the summer, rudy made a call to the white house, then made another call to the office that controls the budget, which happens to be the same office that put a hold on financial aid to ukraine. i mean, these guys didn't just leave a trail of bread crumbs. they're throwing whole loaves all over the ground. why was rudy giuliani on the phone with the office of management and budget? he doesn't work for the government? this would be like your housekeeper calling your

therapist to see what's going on with you mentally. and with all this going on while he's at the center of a scandal involving ukraine, where is rudy giuliani right now? in ukraine. according to the "new york times," rudy is in kiev on a mission to dig up more imaginary dirt. it's unbelievable. and rudy's not the only team trumper getting raked over the calls. the intelligence commit etee report showed that devin nunes had multiple phone calls with one of rudy giuliani's hench men, lev parnas. he went on hannity, and even though he was in fox friendly territory he had a look on his face like he went boom boom in his underroos. >> have you talked to this guy lev parnas? >> i don't recall that name. i remember that name now because

he has been indicted, but why would cnn rely on somebody like that? it seems very unlikely that i would be taking calls from random people. >> jimmy: it wasn't swin elsome else, it was you. you spoke to him four times. once for it's minutes aeight mi seconds. how many of us haven't forgotten we talked to someone named lev parnas. this is what the democrats are up to now. andrew yang held an event in manchester, new hampshire where he sprayed whipped cream into a supporter's mouth. watch this, he gets going and another goes do it to me. and his campaign manager is like all right, all right, maybe not a presidential look.

as those of you here know we do our show in l.a., and maybe the only thing more stressful than driving in l.a. is parking in l.a. and -- [cheers and applause] and when faced with a difficult situation, i like to make things more difficult. so we enlisted the help of adam levine, his band, maroon 5. has a tour starting may 30th in chula vista, and we thought would be fun for adam to give out concert tickets disguised as parking tickets with adam disguised as parking enforcement as unsuspecting drivers meet maroon 5-0. >> i know this is crazy, but we have 30 seconds to put the money in the meter. 30 seconds. i got to be a stickler. it's a crowded street. ten, nine, it's, seven, six, too late. i've got to give you a ticket, pal. once i start i can't stop,

unfortunately. >> hello, i'm getting my ticket, and i have a green right here. >> you can report it if you want, it's not going to make a difference, really. >> okay. so i have one -- >> don't hate the maid, hate the meter, pal. >> i don't understand. >> i know, i don't understand either. you want to get on camera, too? hey, how are you? >> what's happened? why's the reason you gave my a ticket. >> i have something here in case you want to report it. hey, why don't you take these concert tickets. here you go. were you very good. were you a cool customer. >> thank you. >> oh, not your day. came in a little hot. >> came in a little hot? >> you did, a little fast. >> pulling into a parking spot? >> yeah, i tried to guide you in there, i hate to be that guy, but unfortunately, i got a quota

to fill. >> you can't ticket somebody for pulling into a parking spot. >> well, you know, i guess i can. >> no, you can't. >> agree to disagree. >> oh, wait a second, no, no, no, i know who you are. >> take the tickets and get out of here. ♪ >> bye. love you. excuse me, miss? is this you? >> what's the problem? >> you're parked in a parking zone. this is only for parking right here. this is a parking zone, so you can't park in a parking zone. >> what do you mean this is not a parking spot? >> it's not technically a

parking spot. >> there's a meter. >> yes, there are those, but it doesn't make it a parking spot. it's the fine print, i honestly can't get in the details. it will be on the ticket. it's a five-minute no standing zone, and i got to get you on the standing now. there's a proximity law. you're not actually allowed to be closer than five feet to the officer when the officer is distributing the ticket. these are not my rules. i just follow them, and this whole street is handicap zone. >> it doesn't say anything here. >> you got going here, a hybrid, a toyota. hmm, this car triggers me. not good for your case. i have three violations. parking in a handicap zone, parking in a non-parking zone and driving a japanese car that triggers me. i'm sorry, you seem like a very sweet woman. i have another job, i play in this band, and i can give you a ticket and i can also give you these tickets. ma'am, do you like maroon 5?

do you know who they are? >> no. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: another satisfied customer, thanks to officer levine. the tour kicks off in may. tonight on the show, music from angel olsen. ana gasteyer is here. and we'll be right back with tom holland. so stick around. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> dicky: abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by progressive. their new house... which menu am i looking at here? start with "ta-paz." -oh, it's tapas. -tapas. get out of town. it's like eating dinner with your parents. sandra, are you in school? yes, i'm in art school. oh, wow. so have you thought about how you're gonna make money? at least we're learning some new things. we bundled our home and auto with progressive, saved a bunch. oh, we got a wobbler. progressive can't protect you from becoming your parents, but we can protect your home and auto when you bundle with us. that's what the extra menu's for.

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tomorrow night, our guest will be sam rockwell and francesca hayward will join us, with music from sheryl crow and stevie nicks. >> jimmy: and i want to mention, i wrote and illustrated a children's book called "the serious goose." it is a fun book. all of the money i make from the sale of the book goes to children's hospital in l.a. and children's hospitals across america. unlike donald trump jr. my dad can't get the republican national committee to buy all the copies. i need you for that. it's available everywhere books are sold. and you can get a signed copy as the serious goose.com. >> jimmy: our first guest is a very fine young actor and friendly neighborhood avenger who contributes his vocal cords to a new pigeon adventure film. "spies in disguise" opens in theaters christmas day. please welcome tom holland. ♪ [cheers and applause]

tom, it is very good to see you. [cheers and applause] how are you? >> it's good to be back. >> jimmy: it's good to have you back. >> yeah, it's good to be back. i've been in cleveland for two months. >> jimmy: you've been in cleveland for two months! >> yeah, i've been shooting a movie with the russo brothers. >> jimmy: you did the avengers with them, but this is not a super-hero-related movie. >> no, it's a drug movie. but it's going amazing. it's been a really strange experience for me, because i've been doing the super hero thing for a while now, and now i'm doing heroin. >> jimmy: yeah. >> not actually. i'm not actually doing heroin. >> jimmy: fake heroin. fun heroin. >> it's coffee in a needle. but it's going really well.

>> jimmy: do you enjoy being in cleveland? >> i love cleveland. i think cleveland's great. >> jimmy: you know, cleveland's an underrated city. for some reason, someone decided every time we make fun of a city in america it's going to be cleveland. >> i heard this, yes. >> jimmy: and it stuck. i don't know how it happened. it just kind of stuck. but you're enjoying it there. >> i really like it there. >> jimmy: what do you do for fun? >> joe and anthony are from cleveland, they're big browns fans, so they've been taking us to the browns games. and ever since we started going they started winning. >> jimmy: so you didn't go this weekend. >> i didn't go this weekend, no. did they lose? >> jimmy: yeah, they lost, yeah, yeah. >> i'm sorry, guys. >> jimmy: so, would you consider yourself to be a browns fan now? >> absolutely. it's funny, my brother and i, we don't understan the rules. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> so we've just been sitting there drinking. but we had a menu, and we like, we came up with our own version of how they should play the game. >> jimmy: oh. >> and it didn't work. >> jimmy: it didn't work?

>> no. >> jimmy: you know, it's funny, because henry cavill was here and he loves the kansas city chiefs because superman is from kansas, and he figured superman would like the chiefs, and he's now made that his real team. and now are you, i feel like every team should have a super hero associated with it. >> yes. >> jimmy: so the browns get spiderman. chiefs get superman. >> i love it. yeah. s. >> jimmy: have captain seahawks. hawkeye should like the seahawks. oh, this could be fun. would iron man like the steelers? or are iron and steel rivals in a way? >> i don't know, this is about as much football talk as i've ever had. >> jimmy: dolphins, aqua man.

>> the dolphins actually came to london to play when i was a kid, and they got spanked. >> jimmy: they did, and did that make you not like them? oh, those guys snuck. >> no, we don't understand the sport. we didn't understand why they keep stopping. >> jimmy: we stop for commercials is the real truth in the matter. you guys don't stop for commercials. >> not really. >> jimmy: that's very interesting. you mentioned your brother, is your brother here with you tonight? >> he's backstage. >> jimmy: i met your brother last time you were here. >> yes. >> jimmy: as you know, i'm always curious as to what the brother -- he works for you. >> i work for him, if i'm honest. we just set up, we're trying to set up a production company together, and we've been writing a script twoogether and i work r him. if harry wasn't in my life, i wouldn't have made it here. >> jimmy: why do you say that?

>> because i'm just stupid and he has to tell me where to go. >> jimmy: he's your shepherd in a way. >> yeah. >> jimmy: does ever come and say hey, i'd like a raise? >> maybe. >> jimmy: maybe. and then do you have to think about it? did you have other brothers applying for the job? did you interview him for this? >> my brother sam is training to be a chef right now. spiderman two, they were lake, would you li like, would you like a chef, and i said yeah, but i'll find my own. i brought my brother in. >> jimmy: that's kind of what happens here. >> we're writing a script, and it starts with 20 minutes of arguing, then like ten minutes of productive work, and then we work big for two days. >> jimmy: can you say what you're writing about, is it about brothers? >> no, well, kind of, i guess. it's based on a book and a book

we in love with as kids. >> jimmy: is it harry potter? because that's popular. >> really? i've never heard of harry potter. we can't talk about what it is. but writing is hard. >> jimmy: yeah, it's terrible. it's worst thing in the world. >> it's tough. i don't know how you do it every night. >> jimmy: it is ex-cruicruciati. your brother just quit. we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by paw patrol. no job is too big. no pup is too small. get the all new paw patrol toys at major retailers. (gonzo) yeah kermit, thanks for the portal! i love it! did you get my gift? (kermit) oh yeah. it's a really great ugly sweater. (gonzo) yeah yeah. wait, what kind of sweater? (kermit) i said it's a really great sweater. (gonzo) no, what'd you say before that? (kermit) uh, really. (gonzo) after that. (kermit) sweater?

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at the same time. >> that is so cool! >> jimmy: that is tom holland as walter and the pigeon is will smith. have you met him? >> i had never met him. >> jimmy: you met him today? >> for the first time. we've been working together for two and a half years, and i just met him. >> jimmy: that's crazy thing about these animated movies. >> it's crazy, i feel like i know him. >> jimmy: he's a lot of fun, will smith. >> and he plays golf. >> jimmy: he's a golfer, and he was the fresh prince. >> that's true. >> jimmy: did you ever see that show? >> yes. >> jimmy: i don't think he'll mind if you haven't, but if you really want to establish a relationship, i'd start with watching all the episodes of "the fresh prince". you could jam it in. >> i'll be fine. >> jimmy: you can bingf watch

it. how old were you in that movie with naomi watts? >> i would have been 13 or 14. >> jimmy: did you ever at any time consider doing something else for a living? >> i didn't. but my parents did. >> jimmy: your parents did. >> my mom, i went through a phase in my career where i was too old to play a child, but too young to play a teenager. it took me a long time to grow up. and my mum decided to send me to carpentry school. so she packed my bags up, shipped me off to cardiff in wales, i share add room with this lady's son for like eight weeks. >> jimmy: this was after you made the movie. >> this was after i felt like i was doing pretty good. and mum was like, no. so i went toe th this school, a was getting a qualification to be a cash prpenter. the crazy thing is it was a lot

of people trying to turn their lives around, ex-cons, and swapping stories and stuff. and i was like one time on set my coffee was cold, man, and it was really tough. and then i didn't finish the course. >> jimmy: are you capable, as far as carpentry goes? >> yeah, pretty capable. all my mum's side of the family are all carpenters. so my granddad taught me when i was young. i built my mom's kitchen table. >> jimmy: you did? >> i built a cabinet in her kitchen. i fixed a friend's door once. it's pretty impressive. >> jimmy: is it a good table? >> it still works. it's like ten years old and it's still there. >> jimmy: and it looks good? >> it's great, it's bowing a little bit. you can still eat at it. >> jimmy: i didn't know hundred th you had this in you. i'm impressed. last time, bob iger was here. the ceo of the disney

corporation. he runs abc, marvel, everything really. >> yes. >> jimmy: he was telling us a story about, of course we most of us who care know that at one time sony, which owns the rights to spiderman was pulling spiderman out of the marvel universeand it was terrible, and you somehow, according to bob, smoothed that over, is that correct? >> sort of. i wouldn't say it was entirely my doing. >> jimmy: what was your doing? >> i saved spiderman. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: you are spiderman. >> we were d-23, the big disney convention. and the news had come out. i was devastated. all my marvel friends were there taking marvel pictures, and i was like, not allowed to be in them. it was awful. >> jimmy: were you excluded from the photographs? >> yeah, it was not the best day.

but anyway, i asked if i could get bob's e-mail, because i just wanted to say thank you. i just wanted to say, this has been an amazing five years of my life. thank you for changing my life in the best way, and i hope we can work together in the future. i got his e-mail and he said i'd love to jump on the phone with you at some point, and when are you free? and you don't give bob iger a schedule. whenev whenever, bob. two, three days go by, and my family and i went to the pub quiz in our local time. >> jimmy: like the night of trivia? >> yeah, we're doing a quiz. and i'm three pints in, right? haven't eaten much, and i get a phone call from an unknown number. and i have a feeling, i think this is bob iger. but i'm drunk. so anyway, my dad's just like, take the call, you'll be fine. so i answer the call. and i'm like hey, bob, what was the question? when did snow white come out?

1944. 1944, write that down. no, i didn't do that. i said thank you for the opportunity, and he said there is a world in which we can make this work, and there was a bunch of phone calls back and forth, and tom rossman was instrumental in the process, and it was interesting for me to have these two studio heads like what do you any i don't know. >> jimmy: a custody arrangement in a way. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i think bob said you cried on the phone, is that true? >> no, i weeped. no, i didn't weep, yeah, i did. >> jimmy: you did a little bit? >> yeah, i was really emotional, because i felt like it was all coming to an end. >> jimmy: it was bad news. it really was bad news. >> we had a really good plan for what we were going to do with sony, the future with spiderman was really bright. but it would be a shame to take him out. we built such a strong character in that world. but i'm really glad. >> jimmy: i'm really glad you

god drunk a got drunk and got on the phone with bob. >> i know, yeah. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: it's weird the way things work out, isn't it? >> i know, yeah. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. tom holland, everybody. "spies in disguise" opens in theaters christmas day. we'll be right back. ♪

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or, is it? ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome back to the show. angel olsen is on the way. you know our next guest from six seasons of "snl." and now, she sings her new collection of holiday songs is called "sugar & booze" please welcome ana gasteyer. ♪ [cheers and applause]

>> oh, nice. >> jimmy: how are you? everything all right? >> everything's dynamite. >> jimmy: do you love christmas? >> it's scwetty balls season. a shameless gift that keeps on givin'. >> jimmy: how frequently do you hear those words? >> way too much. a lot of uncomfortable moments with small children in the home. yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: do the kids understand? do they like it? >> i would care for them not to be getting it, but they get it now. especially the 11-year-old. >> jimmy: the interesting thing about that sketch, everybody focuses on the the way you play the npr characters. it is absolutely perfect. there's a rhythm that is just

right on. >> yeah, they don't have advertisers, you know, so they just take a long time. >> jimmy: yeah, maybe that's what it is. >> they can really settle in to a topic for a long, long time. >> jimmy: yes. and it's not unpleasant, but it is distinctive. >> no, yeah. >> jimmy: and it infects all of public radio. almost everyone talks like that. >> i heard a 15 to 17-minute segment on artisanal ale a while ago, and i will, it almost made me become sober. i was so angry. i'm not sober, i celebrate the holiday with sugar and booze as you know. >> jimmy: what is your least favorite thing about the holidays? >> i don't like shopping. i find stressful. i love giving the perfect gift. i don't like that my husband buys everything immediately before i knthought of it. >> jimmy: my wife hates it too,

i don't know what i'm supposed to do. >> you're supposed to withhold purchasing things for yourself beginning around november 1st. if you have an idea, you share it, you know what would be fun to have, then that's it. give her some space. >> jimmy: isn't that just ordering it at the slowest-possible speed? >> sure. no, it's fair. i would be psyched. >> jimmy: does your husband care if he gets presents? >> he doesn't care. he doesn't care. and um, yeah. the kids care, a lot. >> jimmy: oh, the kids want presents themselves or for him. >> they want stuff for themselves. what kind of americans would not want presents. >> jimmy: do they believe in santa claus? >> that's one i will go to the grave on. i don't care if they believe, it's not an issue. we don't argue it. he's real. i believe in it. [cheers and applause] thank you. i, you know, i don't think it's a guy, it's like based on a tradition, it's the government or something by now, and they definitely collaborate.

the issue i have in terms of plausible deniability is the easter bunny, that one really gets me going. i will go to the grave on santa claus, but here's the thing, it's either a rabbit, they don't have opposable thumbs. they can't carry things with their hands, and i don't know why they're in your house, and chances are it's a grown man in a bunny suit with a fanny pack. all that upsets me, and i will not go to the mat on that one. >> jimmy: how old are your children? >> my children are 33. no, my children are 11 and 17. >> jimmy: so they never, you never had that moment? >> we don't discuss it. it's not an issue. >> jimmy: is it possible that they think you believe in santa claus and they don't want to ruin it for you. >> that's what i say to them. you can prior not to believe, but i would prefer for christmas to be magical. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: there is, speaking of christmas, there is speculation that you are a christmas tree.

>> i have read this. i have read this. i tell you something. i have done internet research myself. a lot of people think it's natal natalie cole who passed. >> jimmy: so probably not natalie then. >> yeah. >> jimmy: natalie's team denies it. >> at the moment they do. i will say, if you might think it's me, i'm not saying it is me, i'll tell you a great way to find out, that's to buy my album, "sugar and booze". it's a great way to -- >> jimmy: tell me about the christmas album. i see we've got originals and cover songs. >> we've got seasonal, secular favorites. >> jimmy: you've got a song with maya rudolph. >> one is "secret santa." my rudolph graced me with harmonies on. i wrote the titular track, "sugar and booze." so we can say titular on television. >> jimmy: you can say titular.

>> i wrote a bunch of fun songs about my favorite parts of christmas and we covered a bunch of great american song book. it's a jazzy vibe. it's your drunk aunt. >> jimmy: the cover says it all. >> it's where i'm headed in my career. >> jimmy: when did you record it? in what month? >> january, february and all the wray way to april for some occasions. wei we tried for last frost. we schlepped our tree to the studio to create a touch of christmas magic. what are you going to do? i also recorded an audible original, using a lot of music from "sugar and booze", called "holiday greetings from sugar and booze" t mak." it makes fun of all of those holiday letters. you know those awful letters

where people brag about themselves? >> jimmy: yes, the family holiday letters. >> and the omissions where they don't mention stupid children. that's like that, a story told through that form. and we have maya rudolph and rach rachel dratch. >> jimmy: you could do another one, "the kid who god left off the card". >> jimmy: ana gasteyer! "spies in disguise" opens in theaters christmas day. and we'll return with music from angel olsen. ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by the amg four-door coupe, mercedes amg, driving performance.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank adam levine, tom holland and ana gasteyer. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, this is her album, "all mirrors," here with the song "summer," angel olsen! [cheers and applause] ♪

♪ took a while but i made it through if i could show you the hell i'd been to ♪ ♪ kept climbing till one day i looked back i was so high i couldn't think to land ♪ ♪ and in one moment i was blown away and there was nothing left that i could say or do ♪ ♪ took a while but i made it through

if i could show you the hell i'd been to ♪ ♪ lost the light but there the sun was shining couldn't hide it ♪ ♪ and i wasn't trying and all those people i thought knew me well after all that time ♪ ♪ they couldn't tell how i lost my soul was just a shell there was nothing left ♪ ♪ that i could lose took a while but i made it through

if i could show ♪ ♪ the hell i'd been to lost the light but there the sun was shining ♪ ♪ couldn't hide it and i wasn't trying without becoming what i had to be ♪ ♪ without the truth i was supposed to see i may have never found my way to you ♪ ♪ and all those summer days were like a dream woke me from a restless sleep ♪ ♪ made me quiet had me weak and all the weight of all the world ♪

♪ came rushing through ♪ ooh ooh ♪ ooh ooh ♪

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