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report. we appreciate your time. >> for all of us thanks for being here. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight kevin hart, from "uncut gems", julia fox, and music from finneas. and now, furthermore, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you very much. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for joining us here in beautiful hollywood, california. where, i tell you something, anything can happen here. in fact, just this afternoon, outside on hollywood boulevard, a man dressed as cookie monster got busted by the cops. we had a cookie monster on the
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hood of a police car with his hands, you don't see that in minnesota, do you? this is the time when the best of the year lists start to pop up. "time" magazine today unveiled their person of the year, and that person is greta thunberg, the 16-year-old activist, the youngest woman, youngest human ever to be named person of the year, and to honor this young woman who's dedicated her life thus far to saving the environment, "time", will cut down 2 million trees to print the magazine. greta is a very worthy recipient of this honor. i have to hand it to our president. he has yet to throw a temper tantrum about this. he wasn't named, but he's on his best behavior, unfortunately, his namesake, donnie jr. was not. he said "time" leaves out the hong kong protesters fighting for their lives and freedoms to push a teen being used.
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as a marketing gimmick. how dare you. then he went back underwater to strangle an endangered dolphin. he's full of surprises. i do have to say, though, it's great that greta made the cover, but in my opinion, the person of the year has to be this guy. this, you might not know his face. his name is bruno cardinale, the man responsible for the popeye's chicken sandwich, the sandwich that brought us together and tore us apart. and brought us, now did bruno not at least make the top five? no one's waiting in line for four hours to get a nancy pelosi. google released their most popular search of the year, this is interesting. they claim it wasn't porn, which i don't believe. the number one search of 2019 on google was disney plus. the new streaming service that promises so raise your children for you, for $7 a month.
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other top searches of the year were nipsey hussle, the late hip-hop star, antonio brown, the troubled wide receiver, and how do i do a gender reveal without blowing up my house. meanwhile, it has been another week of headaches for java the trump. the house judiciary committee started formal debate on the articles of impeachment. tonight they're expected to yell at each other late into the evening tonight. for those of you unfamiliar with this impeachment process, which is most us. this is how it goes. after they debate, the house will presumably, next week, vote on the articles of impeachment, assuming the vote is to impeach, it will be. it will move to a trial in the senate. it will be presented to the senate. all the republican senators except mitt romney will ignore and vote to acquit. trump will stay in the white house. we'll watch the super bowl and talk about the commercials, and that will be that. right, guillermo?
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that's how it will go. >> right. [ applause ] >> jimmy: so the president was in hershey, pennsylvania last night, eating chocolate, making friends. he's moved on to a new phase of his ever-changing defense of the indefensible. that is, yes, i'm being impeached, but not impeached impeached. >> this is the lightest, weakest impeachment, you know, our country's had many impeachment. you call judges, many impeachments. but it was on today, everybody said this is impeachment lite. this is the lightest impeachment in the history of our country by far. it's not even like an impeachment. >> jimmy: yeah, it's exactly like an impeachment. it's an impeachment. it's not a diet impeachment. it's a real, are you about to get impeached, okay? trump had a lot to say. he was shot out of a cannon, so
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we slowed him down to half speed for another edition of drunk donald trump. >> oh, that's a beautiful new hat. look at the hat that guy's got on. how's that hat workin' out? is that hat good? i love that hat. ♪ >> jimmy: i'm sure it's a great-lookin' hat. once again today, republicans lined up to win the president's love. one in particular. and i have a theory about this. i have a big theory. this could blow the lid off a lot of different things. today in senate, the inspector general, michael horowitz appeared before the judiciary committee. this is the guy who wrote the report that came out this week that said a lot of things, including that obama never wire tapped trump tower, it debunked the president's claim that the fbi investigation into his campaign ties with russia was a deep state hit job. it was not.
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the inspector general, who works for trump, by the way. found that none of these conspiracy theories are true and found no evidence of another gop talking point, that the infamous steele dossier had anything to do with the decision to launch the investigation. it sounds like john grisham novel. it's really how russia wanted the host of "celebrity apprentice" to on our president. this report done by his people did not in any way back up his crazy claims. which is damaging to him. that's where senator lindsay lohan graham comes into play. he demanded to know why investigators didn't tell trump his campaign was being investigated. maybe because his campaign was being investigated? isn't that how it usually works? but then graham did some role play to diminish the report, reciting saucy text messages between fbi lovers lisa page and peter strzok.
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>> march 3rd, 2016. page -- god, trump is a loathsome human. strzok. oh, my god, he's an idiot. march 16, 2016. i cannot believe donald trump is likely to be actual serious candidate for president. july 16th. we're getting closer to when this thing opens. and while donald trump is an enormous douche. a lot of people agree with that. >> and then lindsey defending the president took his performance to heights previously unseen in the senate. >> the first thing is about the golden shower. about the sexual encounter that president trump supposedly had in a ritz-carlton hotel in russia. >> jimmy: oh, thanks for reminding us about that. i almost forgot about it. the phone ringing was trump going what the hell are you talking about? has anyone ever mentioned a golden shower in congress before?
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i don't think so. lindsey graham's point was, i guess, that the parties involved in the investigation were biassed against donald trump. they didn't want him to be president, which is a crazy point to make, because i can think of someone else back then who didn't want him to be president too. >> he's a race-baiting, xenophopic religious bigot. i think he's a kook. i think he's crazy. i think he's unfit for office. he's a jack-ass. he is a political car wreck. at the end of the day, he would be the most-flawed nominee in the history of the republican party. donald trump is the most unelectable republican i've seen in my lifetime. he would be a terrible commander in chief. he doesn't have the temperament or judgment. he's not fit to be president of the united states. we get slaughtered as a party if donald trump's our nominee, and quite frankly, we would deserve it. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i guess he had a change of heart, because lindsey graham was one of the most outspoken critics of trump, now he suckles at his teat like a
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baby goat. it doesn't make any sense, or does it? now you remember that anonymous op ed, and the book by anonymous that came out last month, and they never figured out who wrote them and they haven't figured out who the whistle-blower is. well, i think i know the identity of anonymous and the whistle-blower. they are one person. they are this man! >> you know how you make america great again? tell donald trump to go to hell. >> jimmy: that's right. anonymous, and the whistle-blower are senator lindsey graham. lindsey graham has been blowing anonymously for years. golden showers. golden graham is what it is! the jig is up. [ applause ] thank you. here's another item of interest. there are reports now, reports that originated with politico that if elected, joe biden might only want to serve one term. he's 77 years old, and the
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rumored story is that he's looking for a running mate he could turn things over to, because by the end of his first term he'd be 82. basically, he'd leave the presidency to his running mate in his will. but biden says no, he pushed back on that. if you pay close attention to this ad they just put out, there may be something to this. >> america is in crisis. big problems require big solutions. we need a leader to lead us, for almost as long as it takes. joe biden has been working hard for the american people for years. and is willing to work a couple more. >> i agree that everybody once they -- anyway, my time's up, i'm sorry. >> you can count on joe biden to get the first half of the job done. >> i'm joe biden, and i'll say, i'll, uh, you know, you're. >> i'm pete buttigieg. and i approve of the second half
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of this message. >> jimmy: i'd be okay with that plan. one more thing. santa's making his list, checking the kids for lice. for a number of years, guillermo and i have been helping santa. we put on our elf hats and pointy shoes. to interrogate children as far as how they've behaved this year. and here we go, we've done it again. >> hello. >> hello. >> how you doin'? >> good. >> good. can i have your letter for is santa? thank you. go ahead and have a seat right there. all right. what's your name? >> miles. >> miles, how old are you? >> 4 and a half. >> i see you've written a letter to santa claus. may i read it? >> uh-huh. >> hello, santa, i'm going to come right out with my wish list. i love games. this christmas i want mousetrap, stratego and operation. what are you, a time traveler
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from 1975? >> no. >> all right. susie and i are going to bake cookies for you this year, have a merry christmas, love miles. who's susie? >> she's one of my grandmas. >> oh, you call your grandma susie, huh? >> uh-huh. >> you don't call her grandma? >> nah. >> all right, let's talk. let's get down to business. have you been good this year? >> yes. >> how good? >> this good. >> that's really good, huh? >> yes. >> have you done any naughty things this year? >> nope. >> interesting, because santa's been watching you, and santa said that you throw things in the house sometimes. >> yep, just sometimes. >> santa also said you locked the babysitter out of the house. >> just sometimes. >> sometimes. was it funny when you locked the babysitter out of the house? >> yeah. >> it was? >> uh-huh. >> did she think it was funny? >> nope.
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>> are there any kids in your class that should not get presents? >> miles apptaker is the one who shouldn't. >> miles what? >> miles apptaker. >> your name is miles too. >> miles apptaker the meanest kid ever. >> why is he the meanest kid ever? >> because he always cuts his lunch. >> he cuts in line? >> uh-huh. >> for lunch. >> uh-huh. >> and everyone gets mad. >> yep. >> and what do you say? >> i tell him to go back where he was, but he doesn't. >> oh, wow, this must be tough having another kid in your class named miles when your name is miles. >> yeah. >> are you worried that santa might confuse you with the other miles? bad miles as we call him? >> ah, he won't. >> yeah. well, seems like you've been pretty good. >> yep. >> would you like a present?
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>> yeah. >> all right. step over here. now, push this. and here we go. let's see what comes out. what did you wish for? oh, my gosh. wow, dentures! teeth in a glass. >> what? >> yeah, that's for you. there you go. maybe give those to susie. bye. >> bye, miles. >> dad, come see what i have. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, miles. you'll grow into the teeth. we have a great show for you be tonight. we have music tonight from finneas, julia fox is here. and we'll be right book with kevin hart. >> dicky: abc's jimmy kimmel
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>> jimmy: hello there. welcome back. from the new adam sandler movie "uncut gems," julia fox is here. then, he is one of the youngest people to be nominated for a grammy. he is nominated for producer of the year for his work with his sister, billy eilish. this is his ep. it's called "blood harmony." finneas from the mercedes-benz stage. you can see finneas live tomorrow night at space 15 twenty here in l.a. he is very good. super talented kid. tomorrow night, akwafina. and one more thing i want to mention. i wrote and illustrated a children's book. it's called "the serious goose". today i learned it is number one
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on the "new york times" bestseller list. all the money i make goes to children's hospital here in l.a. and children's hospitals around the country. you can buy it anywhere they sell books. and if you would like an autographed copy, go to theseriousgoose.com to get one signed by me. in pen! i sign everything in pen. that's right. >> jimmy: yesterday, at the chinese theatre across the street, our first guest put his hands and feet in wet cement, because we want him with us forever. his newest blockbuster-to-be is "jumanji: the next level." it opens friday. please say hello to the invincible kevin hart. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> thank you. >> jimmy: you know, i always say how are you, but how are you?
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>> i am good, man, this is making me feel a lot better. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i'm very happy to see you. >> thank you, and congrats on your book. i listen to everything. >> jimmy: good, i'm glad you listen to everything. >> i'm expecting a book. >> jimmy: i think i left a book for you back in your dressing room. >> good, i saw it. >> jimmy: you may be listening to everything, but you're not looking around. >> i'm not looking around, apparently, i missed the book that was on the coffee table. i apologize. >> jimmy: you were in an accident, and thank god you are okay. it was not funny when it happened obviously. but now, you're feeling good? >> i'm feeling good, man. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: are you working? are you making love, i guess is the most important part. >> making love, and my belly bumping again. yeah, i was belly bumping early
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on. you know, when it first happens, though, when you're in the hospital, you forget, you don't think about it, of course, because you don't have any movement, like literally, i couldn't do anything. from my wife in the nurse, everybody literally had to assist me. the last thing you're thinking about is your package and what's going on. for nine days, i was in the hospital nine days, i was laying in the bed, and one day i just got happy. oh, oh! like literally, you forgot. you're not even thinking about it. when it happens, i called my wife, hey! you might want to get in here, we got to do something about this. we got to handle this. >> jimmy: i remember one of the times were you here, i don't remember when it was, but you told me you had a plane accident, right? >> yeah, when i went to a celtics game. >> jimmy: you've been in a car accident, a plane accident.
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>> yep. >> jimmy: you should steer clear of transportation in general. >> i was in a boat accident. >> jimmy: you were in a boat accident also? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what happened there? >> i survived. that's when i was younger. my dad let me, my dad basically let me drive a boat when i was like 8, and he convinced me that i knew what i was doing. and i was like, i don't think i got it, dad, he's like, you got it. nah, dad, i don't feel like i got it. he's like, just steer it. i am. well, you better do something, because we headed for that rock. i was like, hmm, i think we're going to hit it, dad. and we got in a real accident. >> jimmy: and you hit the rock. >> we hit the rock. >> jimmy: not your friend the rock, an actual rock. >> i hit that rock, too. i literally hit that rock. definitely hit that rock as well. >> jimmy: please be careful. >> i am, god is good, man. i'm very thankful to be alive. >> jimmy: we need to give you a pony or scooter. >> something else. >> jimmy: last time you were here was in april.
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we were actually in las vegas. your 40th birthday was approaching in july. >> yep. >> jimmy: you said, well, let's play that clip. >> what did i say? >> jimmy: you're turning 40 in july. >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: you have a big thing planned? >> no. >> jimmy: nothing planned? >> no, i'm not doing anything, it's over. >> jimmy: is it over? >> when i say it's over, i'm talking about the other side of fun. i've drank, i've tried to do the younger version of myself has done in the past, and it's not gone over well, like i can't handle it. so for my 40th, i'm giving myself honesty. i'm going to sit down and watch a movie, leave me alone. >> jimmy: that was the plan. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and i look on instagram, and this is what i see. >> [ bleep ]. leaving the world now. [ bleep ].
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>> jimmy: it seems, it seemed like a party to me. it seemed like kind of a big party. >> yeah, yeah. let me tell you what happened. >> jimmy: okay, what happened? >> i was hell bent on doing nothing. i was very serious about that. >> jimmy: okay, you weren't just saying that to me so you didn't have to invite me? >> no, no. >> jimmy: i thought it was a ruse or something. >> no, i didn't want to do nothing. i did not want to do anything for my birthday, and as you get closer to the day, all your friends and everybody starts talking, man, this is your 40th, you can't just not do nothing. my wife starts talking, babe, we got to do something. we got to do something big. it's your 40th so many more people became part of the conversation. we're going to have a small little dinner in the lounge. then it turned into this big event. we ended up renting out, it was
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supposed to be a dinner at tao that progressed to renting out tao for the night. >> jimmy: the whole place. >> we rented out tao for the day. apparently, you can't just get it for the night, because you got to take the whole business from the day out. that was a bill, all right. so we had to have it for the day. and then, you know, i got to talking to one of my closest friends, bonnie walker, she does such a good job with events for me, she was like, well, we can't just let it look like tao. we got to change it to where it looks like you. this is your day. so we ended up redesigning tao. that was a task, that was a task. you know, then she convinced me, she was like, you know, kevin, it would be cool if we put your face on the little statues. and you know, when somebody says something, don't think they're serious, yeah, that'd be cool. then she brings me this invoice. there's a digital board playing
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my years of life. all of my friends ended up coming, and then i got drunk, man. >> jimmy: uh-huh, you did. >> and exactly what i knew was going to happen happened. >> jimmy: what? >> it was bad. >> jimmy: it was bad. how late did you go? how long did you last? >> here's the bad part. i spent all that money. the party was supposed to go on till 3:00 a.m. i left my party at 12:15. this is not bs. 12:15 i was standing up, and it felt like somebody was pushing me. i told my wife, somebody keep pushing me. she's like, you're standing by yourself. i said somebody's been messing with my shoes, because i'm rollin', i'm rockin'. and she said ain't nobody doing nothing to your shoe. and i was like, honey, honey, this is not right. i don't have no type of stability. we got to get out of here.
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she's like, what do you mean we got to get out of here? stop talking back to me and just get me out of here. i had a full-fledged panic attack. you know the steps in tao are so steep, and i kept seeing myself falling down these steps on my birthday and everybody going, kevin, and me having one of those stupid faces, so we left. we left. she got mad, but apparently, she was a little drunk too. because we both ended up throwing up in the back of the car. >> jimmy: oh, what a great way to end the evening. >> we didn't know that we threw up until the next morning when i was like, hey, babe, where's my jacket. i don't know, check the car, well, i found a lot more than my jacket when i went to the car. that was real. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and you know, we were like, god, what did we do when we came home? so we look at the security cameras. if you want to laugh after a long night, look at the security cameras so you can watch yourself in action.
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apparently, apparently, we walked the dogs. not, not outside, not outside. we put the leashes on them and just start walking around the house. >> jimmy: what? >> and there's, there's a moment, there's a moment where i took the leash off the dog, and i'm like, go, as if it's a park, right? go run around. and i just ended up sleeping on the couch. >> jimmy: no way. >> it was one of the best worst nights of my life. >> jimmy: welcome to 40. we'll be right back. [whispering] it's switching time. ♪ how about a battery that lasts up to 12 hours? [bell rings] order up! ♪ now we're cooking. or how about one with virus protection built in? which... would be helpful... right... about... now... yeah, if you want all that, switch to chromebook. ♪
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with us and be -- >> excuse me. they're willing to talk. they want to know what's in it for them and how much luggage we have. >> jimmy: that is kevin hart in "jumanji the next level." it opens in theaters on friday. we were talking with your buddy dwayne johnson. you got an honor given to very few stars, you had your hands and feet impressed in the cement at the chinese theater. >> yep. >> jimmy: dwayne said you were not heavy enough to make a dent in the -- >> that is ridiculous. >> jimmy: that is not true. that's a falsehood? >> that's ridiculous. i was more than heavy enough they didn't feel like i gave a good enough push, they said kevin, we don't know if that's going to stick. can you do it a little harder, and dj may have had to give me a little bit of shove.
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>> jimmy: right. >> just a little, an added shove. but you know what, man, it was an amazing day. you can't write that. you don't predict that. >> jimmy: dwayne and will ferrell spoke. and who did the better job? who put more into it? >> oh, my god, will, yes, will ferrell. dwayne sucked, sucked! you know what, man, they're both, not only good friends but men i truly respect and admire. those guys inspire me on so many different levels, and to have the pleasure of calling those guys my friends is unbelievable. you know. they're not just co-workers. or acquaintances. those guys are friends. so for them to come out, speak on my behalf yesterday, it really, it really made it even more mind blowing. >> jimmy: right, sure. yeah. >> more mind-blowing. >> jimmy: last might i asked dwayne johnson if he considered you to be his best friend and he said no.
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he said you're one of his best friends but you're not his best friend. would you consider him to be your best friend? >> well, i did until you just said that. i thought that, i thought that we had a, i thought we had a nice thing going. and apparently, i'm wrong. apparently, i've been reading this thing wrong. no, man, that's my big fella. i have i got to be honest with you. our relationship has skyrocketed. and it's unbelievable the amount of fun that he and i have. >> jimmy: it seems like you guys have fun together. >> it's not forced. it's not forced fun. it's authentic conversation. it's just guys that understand that being themselves are what so many people have forgotten that it's okay to be. it's okay to be yourself. and when you are, you find that people gravitate towards that and that energy that you give off is received, and when it's received, it's returned.
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and he and i got a nice ying and yang thing going, and the environments that we're in, they're so amazing, because everybody else feeds off of it. like our last promo tour, it will go down in history as one of the best promo tours i've ever done in my life. it was just fun. everybody's just giving each other a bunch of [ bleep ] back and forth. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: guillermo and i have the same thing, i see guillermo nodding over there. >> yeah, we're best friends. >> best friends? that's good. that's good. >> jimmy: one of, one of, guillermo. i guess i'm the rock in this relationship, huh? >> exactly. [ laughter ] >> sorry, man. >> he meant that as a compliment. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: sorry. >> i guess i'm kevin's. >> jimmy: kevin hart, everybody. "jumanji: the next level" opens in theatres friday.
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>> jimmy: welcome back. music from finneas still to come. our next guest is talented actor with a critically-acclaimed spot opposite adam sandler in "uncut gems." it opens in select cities friday and wide on christmas day. please say hello to julia fox. ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. i'm a little nervous. >> jimmy: are you really? >> this is my first talk show. >> jimmy: there's no reason to be nervous. >> no, not at all. >> jimmy: this is your first movie. >> yes, exactly my point. >> jimmy: you did a great job on that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: this will be easy as pie. really great job. how can this be your first movie? this big movie with adam sandler? >> i mean, it's a miracle. >> jimmy: it is. >> it's a miracle. it does not happen.
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so i'm really grateful. i feel like a chosen kind of -- >> jimmy: well, you literally were chosen, by the directors of the movie, writers and directors, the softy brothers. did you know them before? >> yes, i knew them for like maybe seven years or something. and they'd been talking to me about this role for about five years. >> jimmy: for five years. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you at any point like these guys aren't making this movie? >> yes, and i was like it's really not happening, and then they called me and said okay, we're going to make this movie. we still want you in it. then they called me again, and said now that the big studios are involved they want a big name actress. >> jimmy: oh. >> so i really had to fight for it. >> jimmy: did you? >> yeah, i did. >> jimmy: who did you fight? other actresses? >> like 300 to be exact. 300 girls auditioned. >> jimmy: was the role written for you? >> i would like to think so.
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>> jimmy: okay. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but these guys, obviously, you were friendly with them over the course of five years. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did they write it specifically for you in any way? >> they kind of did. the a first it was kind of this character, and then after meeting me, they kind of coincidentally developed to be very similar to who i am. >> jimmy: so that character is similar to you? >> very, yeah. >> jimmy: that's interesting. had you done any acting before? >> no. >> jimmy: none? >> no. >> jimmy: not a school play or anything like that? >> no, no. >> jimmy: wow, that's crazy. >> yeah. i like to refer to myself as an actress of life. try to be normal or whatever it is. i knew i wanted to be in hollywood, and i kind of feel like i outgrew new york. >> jimmy: mm-hm, you outgrew new york. and now are you living here? >> i'm in between. >> jimmy: how does one outgrow
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new york? even king kong didn't outgrow new york. >> it's a small town. >> jimmy: do you feel that way? >> yes. >> jimmy: why, because you run into the same people all the time? >> yeah, i grew up there. i've been every type of girl. i'm just ready for new things. >> jimmy: you're living out here now. >> i would like to. >> jimmy: well, you know, you're allowed. >> eventually. >> jimmy: now are you okay, now i'm an actor, now i'm going to go on auditions and be in things? >> yes. >> jimmy: so now you're serious about it? >> yeah, very. >> jimmy: good, usually people do that before their first big movie that might be nominated for an actor. >> i'm taking acting classes after having been in it. >> jimmy: i don't think you need them. >> thank you. >> jimmy: had you met adam sandler before the movie? >> we had a screen test. i met him before the screen
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test. i had to do karaoke, i had to sing for him, go shopping with him at barney's, he wanted to buy me the cheap dress, and i wanted the expensive dress, and we kind of went back and forth about that. >> jimmy: that was part of the thing, you go shopping and he buys you something? >> howard. >> jimmy: oh, was he in character? >> yeah, and then the chemistry was undeniable, so. >> jimmy: what song did you sing in karaoke? >> i sang "wicked games" by chris isaacs. i took it there. >> jimmy: that's right in adam's wheel house. good choice of the song. wow, this is fantastic. a really strange thing. and now i'm sure everybody is, are people now, well, the movie hasn't really come out yet. >> yeah, it comes out in two days. >> jimmy: uh-huh. and your life is going to
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change. >> it already has very much so. >> jimmy: yeah, i would think so. well, welcome to hollywood. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you have to be careful here. >> what? >> jimmy: you just have to be careful. >> i know, they have to be careful of me. >> jimmy: there are cookie monsters being arrested. >> i'm the cookie monster. >> jimmy: you want to see the cookie monster in a movie. "uncut gems" opens in select cities friday, and then wide on christmas day. and we'll return with music from finneas. ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by the amg four-door coupe, mercedes amg, driving performance. itreat them all as if, they are hot and energized.
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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes benz. best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank kevin hart and julia fox. apologies to matt damon, "nightline" is next. but first this is his ep "blood harmony." here with the song "i lost a friend," finneas! ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪
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♪ i lost a friend like keys in a sofa ♪ ♪ like a wallet in the backseat like ice in the summer heat ♪ ♪ i lost a friend like sleep on a red-eye like money on a bad bet ♪ ♪ like time worrying about every bad thing that hasn't happened yet ♪ ♪ i know i'll be alright but i'm not tonight ♪ ♪ i'll be lying awake counting all the mistakes i've made replaying fights ♪ ♪ i know i'll be alright but i'm not tonight i lost a friend i lost a friend ♪ ♪ i lost my mind and nobody believes me say i know that he don't need me ♪ ♪ 'cause he made a little too much money to be twenty and sad ♪ ♪ and i'll be fine without him
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but all i do is write about him ♪ ♪ how the hell did i lose a friend i never had never had ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm on the mend like i'm wearing a neck brace like i'm sleeping at my own place ♪ ♪ like i'm pulling all the stitches out of my own face i'm on the mend ♪ ♪ like i'm icing a new sprain like i'm walking on a new cane ♪ ♪ like it's been a couple days ♪ since i slipped and said something sorta like your name ♪ ♪ i know i'll be alright but i'm not tonight ♪ ♪ i'll be lying awake counting all the mistakes i've made replaying fights ♪ ♪ i know i'll be alright but i'm not tonight i'm on the mend but
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i lost a friend ♪ ♪ i lost my mind and nobody believes me say i know that he don't need me ♪ ♪ 'cause he made a little too much money to be twenty and sad ♪ ♪ and i'll be fine without him but all i do is write about him ♪ ♪ how the hell did i lose a friend i never had ♪ ♪ i'd apologize if i thought it might make a difference or make you listen ♪ ♪ i'd apologize if it was black and white but life is different just try to listen to me now ♪ ♪
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♪ i know i'll be alright but i'm not tonight i lost a friend i lost a friend ♪ ♪ i lost my mind and nobody believes me say i know that he don't need me ♪ ♪ 'cause he made a little too much money to be twenty and sad ♪ ♪ a i'll be fine without him but all i do is write about him ♪ ♪ how the hell did i lose a friend i never had never had ♪ [cheers and applause]
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tonight >> help me, help me please! >> as an 8-year-old is snatched from the hands of her mother, an accidental recording provides a key piece of evidence. now inside the manhunt. >> time was against us. i just could not move fast enough. >> and a take down with the heroes who would not give up. >> something told me to keep listening on the call. >> down to the final confrontation and heart-stopping rescue. "the raid" will be right back.

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