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countrys and hilarity years ol. what were you like at 10 years old? >> well, you know what? ngswa at 10 years old. jimmy: really? >> yeah. adhav>>en't h a smoke of anything in 20 years, haven't had a drink in 20 years, but i started very early. i'm from san diego. and when i was 11 my father lived in cerritos, up here in l.a. we would spend the summersitm. w hhe would go to work, 11 years his toyota i would drive around cerritos in
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my father's toyota carona, only making le afraid to make left turns. can you imagine looking over and seeing, at a stoplight. >> jimmy:wo children. >> two children behind the wheel of a car. >> jimmy: but that's the kind of things that happen in the ao square. it's a local joke. >> a local joke. hal worthington and all of that. that's all ofhe cers.tori >> jimmy: you did both roles. d this great united states of america about 50 times, back and forth. >> jimmy: wow. >> my brother-in-law used to -- how long is this ow? my brother-in-law used to flip expensive cars. this isetnd benwe82 that i worked for him.ld dri ts ar catlanta where we living, ths a lot of geographical stuff. >> jimmy: so that childhood experience paid of for you.
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>> i've always loved cars. havend d't tellbony ais idys a d i have sixio cars.: ceitthop, t buso jay leno has more than ,040cars. 40,0 00? >> jimmy: he keeps them all in one room. >> he doesn't get any credit for it. >> jimmy: he stacks them all t. it. j>> weirdes thing th can't say thnis applse ] he, jmyye. once iah too t ce a.
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