all of us, thanks for joining us. on jimmy kimmel from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, tiffany haddish. the bachelor peter weber. and music from pharell williams. and now, we're back! jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, very nice. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. happy new year, everyone. relax, relax. back to work after two weeks off. for me this was the holiday which finally answered the question, which disney character of everyone i know and which house would they be in at hogwarts?

we have a lot did discuss including "the bachelor." bachelor peter is here tonight. you know those people who resolve to exercise and eat healthy? you probably did. >> every year. >> jimmy: i didn't make a new year's resolution this year but my wife made new year's resolutions for me. she said, this year my new year's resolution for you is, and she went on to mention areas in which she would like me to improve. i didn't say anything. but that is allowed? [ laughter ] can you make a resolution for someone else? i don't think so. i think it's a self-only thing. it's like flossing, you don't floss with other people. you can, you just don't. if someone else makes it, i

don't think it technically counts as a resolution. i think that's an intervention. there are no joint resolutions for new year's. they have to be made by the person who is subject to them, right? bottom line, i'm a lazy monster who is incapable of change. the sooner my wife accepts that, the easier both of our lives is going to be. [ cheers and applause ] speaking of fun couples, the president rang in the new year at mar-a-lago in palm beach where they were asked about their resolutions for 2020. >> happy new year, how about your new year's resolutions? what's your goal for the new year? >> peace on the world. >> peace is right, but i'm not sure you're supposed to say resolution out loud. >> jimmy: no, you can, you can say it out loud. it's not "beetlejuice." it's not your birthday wish, it's a resolution. tell anyone you like. i love also that melania's resolution is peace on the world. first of all that's not a resolution, it's a wish.

it's a wish that it seems her husband doesn't share. >> very happy, and we rebuilt our military, we cut taxes down, the lowest in history, biggest tax cut ever. we're doing great. our country is really the talk of the world. >> jimmy: well, well -- he's right on that last thing. [ laughter ] we are the talk of the world. we might even end the world. if you haven't been following the news, the president, the guy who sharpie'd a hurricane, authorized a military strike that killed the number two most powerful man in iran. and now we have a big mess. we have some very angry people, hundreds of thousands of iranians showed up for the funeral service of this general, they burned american flags, they burned israeli flags, they shouted "death to america," they publicly vowed revenge. our president continues to escalate the situation. he tweeted a threat that he would attack iran with our best weapons if they retaliate. even threatened to release the

movie "cats" over there if he has to, scary stuff. he didn't give congress a heads-up before he did it, as presidents will typically do. democratic members of congress were not briefed on the attack, though he did reportedly brag about it to some guests at mar-a-lago over new year's. he told them to expect something big in iran very soon. he didn't consult with congress, he did run it by people in line at the chocolate fan due station at his country club. according to the failing "new york times" the officials presented him a list of options, including targeting the general he targeted, general soleimani, mainly to make other options seem reasonable. this is like a decoy. when president trump whose the option of killing general soleimani, top officials were flabbergasted. three years into the administration, you didn't know he was going to pick the craziest choice?

that's what he does. you don't want him to make a crazy choice, don't give him crazy things to choose from. the only thing donald trump should be allowed to choose is popeye's or kfc, that's it. [ cheers and applause ] some people believe that this seemingly out of nowhere act of aggression was designed to distract us from the impeachment and boost trump's chances of getting re-elected. if you're wondering who would come up with an idea like that, well, look no further than this video from 2011. >> our president will start a war with iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. he's weak and he's ineffective. so the only way he of courses he's going to get re-elected, and sure as you're sitting there, is to start a war with iran. >> jimmy: it's like he went back in time to make an attack ad against himself. [ laughter ] happy new year, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be a great one. yesterday, what is known to some as dating sunday, the first

sunday of the year is traditionally one of the biggest days for dating apps. basically what happens is all the single people who went home for the holidays got sick of being asked why they're not married so they signed up for these apps. yesterday is dating sunday, tonight is bachelor monday here on abc. [ cheers and applause ] bachelor peter, he met 30 women, he's a pilot, a commercial airline pilot. this season the woman he selects will get an engagement ring from neil lang and 200,000 skymiles, so this is a big deal. and later on, when peter's with us, i will reveal who the woman he chose is. my wife, molly, has correctly predicted six of the last eight bachelor selections, and six of the last seven on the bachelorette. she does this on the first show. she watches the first show, she goes that's the one. it's a weird and useless ability. you think she would have used it to avoid marrying me but she

didn't. it was an eight-hour season premiere and they packed in a lot including one of the most dramatic moments of bachelor history, the unexpected arrival of an unexpected guest. >> is there 40 of us now? >> oh, oh, oh, oh, on -- what is going on? >> what is happening, what is literally happening? >> what? >> jimmy: well. cancel the cocktail party, we got trouble. actually the surprise guest was hannah b. not bill cosby. hannah b. was bachelorette on bachelor colton's season, the last bachelor, then she was the bachelorette, then she was on "dancing with the stars," now she's back on "the bachelor." hannah has been on abc more than i have the last few years. she stood up tonight and gave a detailed account of the love she and peter made in the windmill, which was really weird. then peter's pilot, they brought in a couple of women, she

accomplished women, a marine pilot and the first female member of the blue angels, to give the ladies a pop quiz about airplane stuff. and that went exactly how you might expect it went. >> how high in feet would you and peter have to be to join the mile-high club? >> 30,000? >> 30,000. >> yeah. >> all right, let's reveal our answers. okay. 30,000 feet is ridiculously wrong, no. >> are you going to space? >> yeah. okay, back here? didn't even try, that's awesome. >> jimmy: i love those two. i hope they keep them around the whole season. i'd like to see them host a game show, "are you smarter than a bachelor contestant?" of all the women who hopped out of the limo tonight, and there were many, one caught my attention, a body waxer named alexa, esthetician. that's not what caught my eye, i don't know what goes on at your house. does anybody at abc realize the hell they unleashed?

any time anybody says the name alexa, millions of alexas are going to activate and accidentally order hot tubs to all the houses in the united states. peter will be here shortly to tell all. i will say is it good to be back to work for you? >> guillermo: yes, it is. >> jimmy: why is it good to be back to work for you? >> guillermo: oh -- >> jimmy: trouble with the wife at home? everything all right? >> guillermo: put it this way, she had knee surgery. >> jimmy: oh no. >> guillermo: she's in pain, so -- >> jimmy: so you were in pain. >> guillermo: i was. >> jimmy: welcome back. it was good to see our coworkers and catch up on the nothing we didn't already know from instagram. but we did a fun thing today. we went around the office and we asked people who work here to share the worst gift they got for christmas or hanukkah. these are real staffers with real gifts they really got this holiday season.

>> the worst gift i got was this bag of moldy scones. >> my dad got me temporary tattoos. i wear it pretty well. >> my dad gave me a painting of a man standing in the middle of a field. >> the worst gift i got is this book. "the gambling addiction recovery workbook" based on a true story written by a former gambler. i know this sounds like something a gambling addict would say, but -- i'm not a gambling addict. >> my dad got me this book of bad jokes. so that his hilarious presence would always be felt. >> the worst gift i got was this t-shirt. >> some of my co-workers know i have a crush on sofia vergara, and my name is gary. they made me this cardboard cutout of sofia ver-gary. >> jimmy: oh, but they're both

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight, he either is, or was, the most eligible bachelor on this or any television network. the bachelor peter weber is with us here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and he's going to make love to you in a windmill! so that is exciting. then here with his song from the great netflix documentary "the black godfather," it's called "letter to my godfather." pharrell williams from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ]

tomorrow night, the marvelous mrs. maisel rachel brosnahan. actor/director greta gerwig will join us. we'll have music from taylor hawkins and the coattail riders. and later this week, john cena, rupaul, michael b. jordan, and janury jones, with music from dermot kennedy and cigarettes after sex. so please join us for all that. tonight, we begin a new year on an up-note with a very funny person. she is festive and resolute with a new movie too. "like a boss" opens in theaters friday. please say hello to tiffany haddish. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. you look fantastic. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: by the way, thank you. you played willona on "good times" live here on abc about three weeks ago. >> yes. >> jimmy: you were great, you really nailed it, you did a great job, thank you, it was very fun to do, it wasn't a hard

character for me to play. >> jimmy: you did seem to slide right into willona. >> very close, and i watched "good times" for many, many years. >> jimmy: "good times" was one of the best. >> good times but they weren't good times. >> jimmy: most of them were bad, sarcastic good times, which is how i like to say it. when something is not going quite right -- >> "good times." i heard your monologue. you know she know where you're weak at. she know where you need to improve. >> jimmy: well, yeah, believe me, she made that quite clear. >> uh-huh, that's her job as a wife, let you know where you're messing up so you can become a better man. >> jimmy: you know to know the real resolution, what shouldn't med to do? >> what, what, what? >> jimmy: she wanted me to drink less iced tea and more water. and i somehow took offense to that. >> well, that's actually a good thing. >> jimmy: i know, it's good. >> it probably smells bad when

you pee. [ laughter ] probably really strong. like it's still around! drink more water! >> jimmy: quite the contrary, it smells like we're at the lipton factory. by the way, i have so much to ask you. >> okay. >> jimmy: so you and i were at a party for "crank yankers." a show on comedy central which you were nice to be a part of. we were talking. and you said, hey, i'd like to invite you to my bat mitzvah. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: and i said, i would love to come to your bat mitzvah. and so then, surprising to me, i got an invitation about a week later, come to tiffany's bat mitzvah. so i said, all right, i'm going to go to tiffany's bat mitzvah. now i thought you were kidding about this. i did. and i know, i told you this a couple of times, each time you give me that look. but i thought you were kidding. >> i was dead serious, i told you i've been studying hebrew -- >> jimmy: i thought it was a joke. >> if i have a microphone in my hand i might be joking about religion.

if i'm talking to you mano y mano, i'm telling the truth. >> jimmy: now i know that, but i didn't know it. i showed up in jeans. >> i know, that looked so bad. he had a windbreaker on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i did have a windbreaker on. >> i was like, jimmy, what are you -- okay, well, i'm happy you made it. >> jimmy: yeah, and i was embarrassed, first of all, to be underdressed like that. >> you should be. >> jimmy: i was. but you really -- this was a serious event. >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, it was on a thursday night. who has a bat mitzvah on a thursday? >> a black jew. [ cheers and applause ] more affordable, it's more affordable. >> jimmy: and billy crystal spoke. >> yeah, he did the aliyah, my ceremony, he gave a little speech. that's like, he's my everything. >> jimmy: you guys just did a movie together. >> yeah, "here today," should be coming out soon. >> jimmy: he's a great person. >> he's amazing, he's taught me

so much. he's like my -- like secondary rabbi. like if i got issues going on, i'll take it to him. he's like, oh, tiffany, you're crazy. gives me some of the best advice. he's been in this business for over 60 years. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and he has taught me some really valuable lessons. and i wish i would have known them sooner in my career? so there's -- you read from the torah. you memorize. you worked on this for months. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i had no idea whether you've done it well or not. but people said you were great. and in fact, the rabbi said you were like the fastest learner she'd ever worked with. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: so now you -- >> i'm a genius. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so now you are -- did you celebrate hanukkah, then? >> yes, i did celebrate hanukkah. you know, i've been celebrating hanukkah for a while now, since i bought my house. that's like four years, five years.

and i guess i been celebrating wrong for a long time. >> jimmy: in what way? >> see, you know, it's the -- it's the candles, right? i thought at the end of hanukkah, that's when you light the bonus candle. like you get two. like bam, yeah, we got it, yeah, we lit! that's what i thought. but apparently you're supposed to light the extra candle on day one. >> jimmy: it's like the pilot light. >> yeah. >> jimmy: then all the other candles follow. >> i didn't know that. >> jimmy: how did you find out you weren't doing it right? >> i had posted a picture on instagram. my followers and friends, brothers and sisters, jewish sisters and brothers, let me know i was doing it wrong. they're like, this from last night? you're missing a candle. no, this is from tonight. they're like, you need to light one more candle. uh-uh, i light that at the end. they're like, no, this is how you do it. >> jimmy: thank god for instagram, they really are able to correct us. >> god makes sure you get the message and learn how do do it the right way. >> jimmy: i saw you had a huge table of presents. did you get good stuff? >> oh, man, i got some good, good stuff.

>> jimmy: what did you get? >> i got some necklace right here that i'm wearing. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> from barbra streisand. >> jimmy: wow, wow. she wasn't there. >> she wasn't there but she sent me some diamonds. >> jimmy: i see, okay. well, that's pretty good. >> yeah. and i got -- oh, you guys -- >> jimmy: do you know barbra streisand? >> yeah, i know barbra streisand. >> jimmy: how do you know barbra streisand? >> i know a lot of people. >> jimmy: i want to know how you know barbra. >> i'm a cool person, people want to hang out with me. i went to a movie night at this executive's house and barbra was there, i started talking to her about cardi b and all kind of stuff. >> jimmy: did she know about cardi b? she didn't know, i had to break it down. i started rappin' for her and everything. >> jimmy: you filled her in. >> yeah. black shoes! she was like, are you talking about the red bottoms? yes, yes! and/or gang banging! >> jimmy: wow. more or than and, right? yeah.

so barbra sent you a present. >> yeah, barbra sent me a present. >> jimmy: by the way, i'm embarrassed because i got you the same present except without diamonds in it. >> yeah, you did, no diamonds. but i'm going to wear it when i work out in public places, you know. [ laughter ] where it seems like i don't want people to feel like -- i'll wear it, i'll wear it. >> jimmy: zales was the only place open. >> somebody sent me a tennis bracelet. somebody else -- beyonce's mom gave me the most beautiful bible. miss tina gave me the most beautiful bible with this cross on it and everything. i was like, is she trying to say, hey! you know you're black, right? >> jimmy: beyonce's mother sent you a bible with a crucifix on it for your bat mitzvah? >> it had diamonds on the crucifix so i'll read from that any time, any day, i'll read from both.

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>> jimmy: that is tiffany haddish in "like a salma hayek is the villain in this movie. >> yes. >> jimmy: did you hang around together? >> oh, i hung out with salma as much as possible require wanted to learn how to attract a man with billions. >> jimmy: oh, really, right. her husband's like a zillionaire. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. i had -- we went to this -- we went to a drag concert, right? gucci man came out. i don't know if you know this. salma's husband owns gucci, right? gucci man, who is this gucci? did we get a mascot? i don't know this gucci man, who

is this? me and her daughter were like, he's really cool. she's like, i don't know about this gucci man. >> jimmy: like the marlboro man or something. really? >> the mascot? they hired a mascot? i don't know about this. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's pretty crazy. >> we had a lot of fun. every sunday i would invite like the cast and crew over to my place and we'd do a potluck and i would cook something. salma would always bring the best tequila and have everyone pretty lit. and i'm like, it's 10:30, get off, we've got to get to work tomorrow! >> jimmy: so you have had a lot -- how many jobs would you guess you've had? >> i've probably had -- a lot of jobs. i would say -- seven? >> jimmy: seven jobs? >> maybe ten. >> jimmy: maybe ten, okay. i don't think that's that many, think that's a reasonable number. >> somebody my age, yeah. >> jimmy: we're going to go back in time -- >> i started working when i was 13. >> jimmy: okay. we're not going to go back quite that far. we're going to go back almost that far. we're going to put some people up on the screen, on the wall of

america. we've got six people. five are strangers to you, i assume. if you do know any of them, it's got to be coincidence. one of them was at one time your employer. your boss. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: do you recognize -- you can ask yes-or-no questions, just call out the number and ask whatever you like. >> number 3. >> jimmy: number 3. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we're going to bring number 3 up. okay. >> okay, number 3. did you ever work at l.a.x. airport? >> you got it. >> yeah! >> jimmy: right off the bat. all right. this is -- do you remember this gentleman's name? >> i do not remember his name. i know i used to be like, hey! his laugh, i know that laugh and that smile. >> jimmy: rod is his name. rod samuels. rod, where did you work together? >> we were handling the air new zealand account at terminal 2 at l.a.x. >> jimmy: terminal 2 at l.a.x. we have a photograph of tiffany from that time of her life. >> yeah! oh, i was killing it. i went to the -- i went to the one-hour photo at the swap meet and took that picture.

like, i'm going to be killing them in this, they got to see me in this. i did a photo shoot at the one-hour photo. >> jimmy: what was your -- >> pretty as ever, huh? >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: rod, how was tiffany as an employee? >> oh, perfect. as young as she was, she was just overflowing with confidence. she basically took charge of things. we used to love to get her up to the arrivals lounge, so she had a p.a. system. i think that's where she developed her skills with the comedic stuff. she just took charge. made our passengers feel great. about she had a little more time on her hands, she even got to dance with them as well. pop and locking. you name it, she did it. >> jimmy: you were -- people were waiting for their flights and you were pop and locking? wow. [ cheers a applause ] >> okay, so i worked in the transit lounge in like where people were going from one place to another but they weren't staying in america long, they'd

be in this lounge. sometimes the flights would be delayed and i used to love making announcements like, air new zealand flight 357 with service to frankfurt is delayed, so sorry. i just refreshed the sodas so if you'd like soda and coffee, go ahead and enjoy yourself. people would be like, it's boring in here. oh, you know what? i used to win these drama festivals so i can do a monologue for you! i'd do a monologue. i'd bring my little radio and play some music and put the speaker up to the p.a. system. and i would start dancing. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. >> i just -- i just wanted everybody to be happy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i wanted to get a raise. >> jimmy: did rod ever give you that raise? >> no, i left and went to alaska airlines.

>> jimmy: oh really. >> they gave me 75 cents more. >> jimmy: oh really, wow. >> and better flight benefits. >> jmy: rod, you really screwed up. >> i know, i know. >> i was 18, 18 years old. >> that's what you were. it was amazing. >> i'm still 18 in here. >> you bet. you still show it that way, tiffany. that's great. >> it's so good to see you. >> oh, we are so proud of you. when i was trying to mess up these stories about you, the whole team would tremble with love and confidence, and they wish you well with all that you're doing. >> oh, wow, thank you. >> they love the heck out of you. >> jimmy: that's very nice. maybe stop by terminal 2 on the way out sometime. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: thank you, rod, thanks for doing this we appreciate it. >> oh, it's my pleasure. >> jimmy: tiffany's jewish now. >> i always was jewish.

>> jimmy: tiffany's even more jewish now. >> rod, do you remember y'all used to write me up for modeling on the conveyor belt? >> yes. >> on the conveyor belt. >> there you go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, rod. there goes rod. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: tiffany, the bachelor peter is here, would you like to stay? >> hell yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tiffany haddish is here. "like a boss" opens friday. we'll be right back with the bachelor peter!

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back with tiffany haddish, pharell williams is on the way. earlier tonight, our next guest set forth on yet another shaky quest for tv love. he is the windmill beneath our wings. please welcome the brand new bachel peter weber. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: how are you? >> oh wow. >> jimmy: well, it's good to have you here, it's good to see you. who did you pick? just go ahead and tell us. >> you want to know? here we go. >> jimmy: whisper it into tiffany's ear, she won't tell anybody. >> i can't, i can't reveal that. but it was -- it was a crazy experience. >> jimmy: are you nervous about revealing? what happened to your head? >> you like this? this little scar? >> that harry potter scar, you know magic! >> how did you know? i love her. this happened about halfway through filming. and it was a crazy, freak accident. it wasn't even a cool story, it was a golf cart. i banged my head as i was getting in. it wasn't even moving. hulk smashed a glass into my forehead. >> jimmy: you did it to yourself? >> i did it to myself? you shouldn't be flying a plane. >> it would have been better if another girl got jealous, she hit you -- >> i had to explain it to them,

i tried to make up this cool, bad-ass story, but that's the truth. >> jimmy: the truth is the truth and that's all there is to it. how's it going? you shot this when, how long ago did you wrap? >> we finished about a month ago. a little over a month ago, end of november. >> jimmy: have you been in hiding? >> no. i went back to work within a week. i had a trip. went back. it felt really good to get back in the sky. >> jimmy: you guys are both in the airline industry. >> hm. >> look at that. >> jimmy: do people lose their -- >> thirsty? >> you're going to get me in trouble. >> i'ma get you in trouble? you got a girlfriend? >> tune in and find out. >> jimmy: he's not allowed to say. >> oh boy. >> bet y'all i make more money than her. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: 100%. >> wait a minute, wait a minute, i don't want to be a sugar mama, i ain't trying to be a sugar mama. >> jimmy: so you're -- when people see you flying their plane and they watch the show,

do they -- are they surprised? >> yeah. yeah, it's really cool. i always say bye to the passengers as they're deplaning. it's really cool when they realize. i've felt a lot of support, so much love. >> jimmy: you say thank you to all the passengers? i've never had a pilot do that. >> really? >> jimmy: not one time, you don't pay attention, they always do. >> you rush off real quick. unless it's a really bad landing, but most of the time, yeah. >> jimmy: wow, how about that. >> that's how they pick up girls. >> jimmy: oh, that's an excellent point, tiffany. >> i know, i used to work there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is really good insight. >> thank you. >> jimmy: so you grew up -- the bachelor mansion, for those who don't know, is in l.a., it's in the far west valley. and you grew up right near there, five minutes away, right? >> i did. actually, fun fact. i just realized this, actually. colton wasn't actually the first bachelor to ever do the fence jump.

>> jimmy: you jumped the fence? >> i did it ten years prior when i was 18. me and my friends tried to sneak onto the mansion, huge fans of the show. we got caught and ran away before we got caught. >> jimmy: you and your teenage friends were huge fans of "the bachelor"? >> not huge fans. you know, it was when jake -- he got me into the show. >> jimmy: because of the pilot thing? >> yes. >> jimmy: wow, interesting. >> i became a big fan. >> jimmy: your dad's a pilot? >> he is. >> jimmy: your mom was an airline -- a flight attendant? >> yeah. >> uh-huh! >> jimmy: tiffany, you're going to like this. peter still lives with his parents. >> hey -- how do you feel about that? oh boy. nope. there goes that. look. i -- yes, i do. i'm owning it. and i think what a lot of people have to realize is, i come from a cuban family, cuban culture, it's a little different from the american culture. uh-huh. [ laughter ]

>> it is. it's not unusual for family to live together for a long time. >> jimmy: how long are you planning to stay? >> a couple more months. >> jimmy: oh, that's it, huh? >> then you're going to move in with her? going to live off of her, huh? are you going to move her into your mama and daddy house? >> no, separate house, i promise you that. >> this vodka is strong. >> where's my drink? >> jimmy: let's go through. christmas thanksgiving, a tradition now on the show. as i mentioned earlier, my wife really makes these picks, i have no sense. i'm more an expert on "dancing with the stars." that's what i'm good at. my wife is very good at watching the show, the first time, sometimes she doesn't even watch the show, sometimes she just looks at a picture, she goes, this is going to be the one, this is number two, this is number three. i am going to -- we'll watch your reaction. >> oh boy, poker face. >> jimmy: here we go. do we need a drumroll? [ drumroll ] >> jimmy: three picks and the winner as well. hannah ann, you kissed her night one, she got the first

impression rose, a painting, you seem to have a thing for hannahs in general, she lives with her parents too. hannah ann will be in the final three. >> hm. >> jimmy: next, madison. first one-on-one date, you brought her home for your parents, vow renewal which you called the ultimate date, she seemed to like your family. >> she did. >> jimmy: madison. >> all right. >> jimmy: and kelli. you met her a month before the show in the lobby of a hotel, you seemed very excited to see her, you lifted her up onto the bar and kissed her. she is an attorney, which means she could easily sue you if you do not select her. and let's see. >> that's true. >> jimmy: we are going to say the final, the winner, if you can call it that, is going to be -- hannah ann! [ cheers and applause ] >> all right, we will see. are you reading anything right now?

am i giving anything away? >> i think it's number two because he was smiling really big. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, but maybe he was doing that to try to throw us off in some way. so you -- >> he turned a little red though like he seen her naked or [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can you answer that question? have you seen any of these women naked? >> i'm not going to go there. >> look how red he turning, though! >> my god. >> that's what i love about white men. [ laughter ] >> same here! >> jimmy: we'll be watching you very closely. we'll be watching you at all times. >> all right. >> jimmy: we'll be inspecting your every mood. we'll be debating it and dissecting it and doing all those things that are totally unnatural for other human beings to do. thank you for being here. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: we'll see you at the end of your journey. that's peter, everybody, the bachelor. "the bachelor" airs mondays at 8:00 p.m. on abc. tiffany haddish. and we'll return with music from pharrell williams.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: well, thanks to tiffany haddish and the bachelor peter. apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him, very sorry. "nightline" is next, but first, here with the song "letter to my godfather," pharrell williams! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ we have to love him now ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ while he is still here for all that all that he's done ♪ ♪ before the moment disappears we can still hug him now ♪

♪ after all these years cause when the darkness when the darkness comes he's our chandelier ♪ ♪ to bring the light to bring the light, yeah i'm sorry if this is a bore ♪ ♪ but i wasn't sitting in here before so i toast him tonight ♪

♪ when your trajectory is off and couldn't find true north just lost ♪ ♪ clarence would say protect them at all costs ♪ ♪ ♪ then he would hang up the call ♪ ♪ but we, we can still hug him now after all these years ♪

♪ cause when the darkness comes he's our chandelier hey ♪ ♪ to bring the light to bring the light, yeah hey ♪ ♪ i'm sorry if this is a bore but i wasn't sitting in here before ♪ ♪ so i toast him tonight oh oh ♪ clap your hands yeah

hey, how are y'all feeling tonight? sing! ♪ sing! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

this is "nightline." tonight. crime and punishment. pamela smart, convicted of conspiring with her teenage lover to kill her husband. >> she started yelling at me. she said if you're never going to do this, i'm going to go right now. >> did you mastermind -- >> absolutely not. >> now, our new jailhouse interview, fight for freedom. 30 years later, the trigger man is free. why isn't she? does her punishment fit the crime? what does redemption mean to you? and what's the one thing she could possibly do to get out? "nightline" will be right back.