>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- oscar nominee al pacino. from "little women," oscar nominee florence pugh. this week in unnecessary censorship. and music from nicky jam and daddy yankee. and now, brace yourselves -- jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, welcome. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to see it. and thank you for joining us on what was -- it was -- i don't know if you're on vacation, if you're paying attention to the news or not. but it was an all caps kind of day for the president of the

united states today. this is what he tweeted this afternoon. this will give you a sense of what's going on. i just got impeached for making a perfect phone call! i only wish i could have been there when he pounded that out. when he mashed those stumpy pink little thumbs into his phone like he was killing little bugs or something. this is by the way is what he's tweeting before the trial starts. i think we have a lot to look forward to. the impeachment trial starts tuesday. and there are specific rules for how this will go. last time it happened no one had phones. this time senators will not be allowed to use their phones during the trial. and they will have to stand when they cast votes which as bill deal. for a lot of these senators this will be the first time they've ever stood for anything. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: today it all began -- thank you. chief justice john roberts was sworn in today by the senate

president pro tem, who did not make me feel optimistic about the republican-controlled senate's dare desire to conduct a a fair and impartial trial. >> do you solemnly swear you will uphold impartial justice, even though we all know that he's guilty as [ bleep ]? come on, guys, admit it. we all know he's a treasonous little power slut. but that won't matter. because you will examine the evidence, yada, yada, bingo, boingo, in three weeks he'll be back to ranting about flushing toilets and windmills causing cancer, so help you god? >> i do. >> jimmy: there we have it. the chief justice has a tough job. he's in charge of the proceedings but he doesn't have any actual power. we'll see. wouldn't it be great if john roberts just stood up and said, i'm the chief justice and we're going to have justice, dammit,

anybody got a problem with that, you son of a mitch? i used to have sexual fantasies, now all i have is this. bombshells are still falling from the skies thanks to one of rudy giuliani's ukrainian dirt diggers. lev parnas sat down with rachel maddow to spill the borcht. among other things lev parnas told rachel maddow he relayed a message on behalf of rudy giuliani and the president to the president of ukraine that said the u.s. would stop all aid if they did not announce an investigation into the bidens and pointed out if he hadn't been sent by trump as they claim, why would ukrainian officials have met with them in the first place? parnas said everyone in trump's inner essential knew what was going on, mike pence, joh bolton, the attorney general william barr. probably even kanye knew what was going on.

parnas even wrote mike pence's brother greg into the mess. who knew mike pence even had a brother greg. >> what do you think is the men inaccuracy or the mainly that's being told that you feel like you can correct? >> that the president didn't know what was going on. president trump knew exactly what was going on. he was aware of all my movements. i wouldn't do anything without the consent of rudy giuliani or the president. >> jimmy: there he is, the smoking goon, it's right there. he said he spent four or five days a week with rudy giuliani. this does not look good for rudy. then again, neither do his teeth. >> in terms of the president and what he has said about you, he said about you and mr. fruman, igor fruman, i don't know those gentleman, i don't know about them, i don't know what they do. you're saying that was not a true statement about the president? >> he lied. i mean, we're not trends. when you say friends, me and him didn't watch football games together, we didn't eat hot

dogs, bit he knew exactly who we were, he knew exactly who i was, especially. >> jimmy: in ukraine the truest test of friendship is whether or not you eat hot dogs. that was last night. this morning kellyanne conway found herself in the unusual position of being grilled by fox news. >> what is the white house's position on his allegations that are now public? >> well, remember, people who go on tv are never under oath. he was arrested and then indicted -- >> are you saying flat out, 100%, what he alleges is not true? yes or no. >> when lev parnas says, speaking of a court of law, the president knew all of my moves, he gave consent, objection, you cannot say what somebody else knew or thought. >> is he lying or not, kellyanne? >> well, he's a proven liar, he's been indicted. >> it's a yes or no question, trump knew exactly what was going on, said lev parnas, and we're asking is that statement true or false? >> trump knew what was going on

how? what is lev parnas actually saying? >> jimmy: if i was her i'd just run. [ laughter ] i'd turn around, i'd start running, i wouldn't stop till i got to disney world. she is sticking with trump till the end. lev parnas says unequivocally trump knows him, knew what he was up to. today the president suggested otherwise. >> i don't know him, i never had a conversation that i remember with him, i don't know him, i don't know parnas, i don't even know who this man is, i don't know him, perhaps he's a fine man, perhaps he's not, i know nothing about him, i don't know him, i don't believe i've ever spoken to him, i don't know him at all, don't know what he's about, don't know where he comes from, know nothing about him. >> jimmy: he knows everything and nothing all at the same time. parnas also name dropped another team trumper who happens to be the ranking member of the house intelligence committee, devin nunes, who did everything he could to derail the impeachment hearing, previously claimed he could not recall if he'd had a conversation with lev parnas on his personal cell phone, but then last night after parnas

told rachel maddow that nunes was personally involved, magically he remembered the call. >> so we also talked back then about the fact that your phone number showed up with calls to him, to lev parnas, in a list of data numbers. you said that you didn't recall speaking with him. or whether it was on your cell phone or your office phone. have you figured out the answer to any of those questions? >> yeah, if you recall that was brand-new when that came out, i just didn't know the name, this name par-nas. >> jimmy: see, he doesn't even know how to pronounce the name par-nas. i mean, there are a lot of par-nasses out there, is he supposed to remember all of them? call records show multiple calls between the two. once they spoke for 8 1/2 minutes. i don't speak to my mother for 8 1/2 minutes. the whole scenario feels like "the sopranos." except organized crime it's very disorganized.

lev parnas, what an interesting character. rudy giuliani called him a proven liar, even though not only did he work for rudy giuliani, rudy's godfather to his child. but i don't think he was happy to see his former friend on tv last night. >> basically, i mean, i was with rudy more than, i mean, four, five days out of the week. i was in constant contact with him. and i was with rudy when he would speak to the president. i interacted with him at a lot of events. i had a lot of one-on-one conversations with him -- >> arrghh! >> jimmy: i hope they can work this out, i really do. maybe the most shocking revelations of all the things we learned is lev parnas, this man, is only 47 years old. [ laughter ] he's the same age as sofia vergara. and he's three years younger than paul rudd. [ laughter ] so that's what happens when rudy drinks your blood. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

and while the president is on the hot plate, his son-in-law, in a bit of excellent timing, jared kushner's on the cover of "time" magazine this week with quite a photo. how are we supposed to trust him with the middle east when he doesn't even know what to do with his arms? [ laughter ] it looks like he's in a police lineup. [ laughter ] it will be interesting to see how this plays out. donald trump doesn't like magazines when he is not on the cover. he's not going to pay a porn star to spank him with that. "time" did a whole profile on jared. jared said when he got to the white house he didn't necessarily know what it took to be successful. guess what, he still does not know. but jared kushner always has a spaced-out look on his face like the edibles just kicked in. the fact that this is happening, that he got this interview at the same time republicans are demanding that hunter biden explain how he got a job he wasn't qualified for is very rich. but the interview, they even shot a little tour of jared's office at the white house. take a look at this. >> when you walk into the west

wing, it's a small space. everyone who walks down the hall to meet the president will walk by jared kushner's office. he has become trump's most loyal troubleshooter. the president trusts him and gives him some of his most important policy initiatives to try to drive through. >> jimmy: look at that note. "to jared, great job on mexico, thanks, dad." it's the kind of note you get when you write a book report about mexico and the teacher gives you a b-plus. jared has a bunch of framed notes from trump on the wall of his office. "jared, great job, thanks, donald trump." "to jared, great job, donald trump." this is a map of israel trump signed and wrote, "nice." and then this was a weird one. this i thought was a little strange. "your wife is hot." we'll wait and see what happens next. until then, it's thursday night which means it's time to bleep

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commercial break. i feel like you're patronizing me. nicky jam and daddy yankee are here from the mercedes-benz stage. next week on the show, i'll tell you who will be here. our guests will include jane fonda and lily tomlin, liv tyler, colin farrell, kumail nanjiani, michael irvin, dave salmoni and his wild animal friends. we'll have music from meg myers, marcus king, the weeknd and sting. please join us for that. our first guest is one of the all-time greats. this week, he received his ninth oscar nomination for his performance as jimmy hoffa in "the irishman." it is in theaters and on netflix now. please welcome al pacino! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: welcome, sir. >> thank you. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming. al, before we begin, and i'm very excited that you're here. but would you do me -- would you indulge me and say hill low to my little friend? >> oh, yes. >> guillermo: hi, how are you, how are you doing? >> good to see you again. >> guillermo: good to see you again. >> jimmy: we're excited that you're here. i know you rarely do this and i know you're uncomfortable with this sort of thing. >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: i appreciate you being here. >> i'm happy to be here, it's a pleasure really. >> jimmy: i had the honor and pleasure of having a meal with you and every story you told was just great. so tell those, with you? [ laughter ] >> i'm good in restaurant. >> you're good in restaurants. should we get some food, would that help? you as i mentioned, this is your ninth oscar nomination.

>> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you still -- is it still rewarding, exciting, any of those things? >> oh, yeah. you know, it really is. i can say -- i -- you know, but nowadays, they have the -- the -- the preamble to the oscars. >> jimmy: yes. >> a lot of awards shows. so you get used to it kind of thing, but nothing is like the oscar, you know. >> jimmy: the oscars is the big one. >> it's the big one. so you wonder about it. so you get a sense of what's going on and some of the candidates and some of the actors who would be -- participate in it. but you're not really -- ever really prepared. like i didn't really think i was going to get a nomination. >> jimmy: do you feel it's bad luck to think you're going to get a nomination? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. have you ever thought like, oh, i'm going to get nominated for this, i really think i am, and then -- >> i did. >> jimmy: then you weren't? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes, that has happened

to you? >> then that's disappointing. >> jimmy: that's disappointment. >> so you try to avoid that. >> jimmy: you try to avoid that. then as far as going to the oscars, your first oscars, when was your first oscar ceremony? >> well, i know it was for "the godfather." the first "godfather i." [ cheers and applause ] but i was unable to go. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> for the reasons i can't really remember. >> jimmy: what could have been the reason for that? >> well, i couldn't go because i was on stage in boston. but i really should have found a way to go. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i made a mistake. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i was young and kind of -- you know -- crazy. [ laughter ] >> but then i did go the next time i got nominated. >> jimmy: and that was for what, "serpico"? >> i believe it was "serpico." [ applause ] i was in dominican republic

doing a movie. "godfather ii," actually, filming that. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> and it was really a surprise. you know, when you're in l.a. a lot, you sort of -- the preamble to it, you're around. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> you know it's in the air about oscars. so you're -- you get a little, you know -- but when it's out of the blue, like if you're in new york, in the old days, you find out you got nominated for an oscar, you'd think the person was kidding you. >> jimmy: yeah. especially if you're in another country, another time zone, all that stuff. >> especially if you're going through a -- i was going through a bit of a dark time. >> jimmy: oh, you were, oh really. >> i was borderline breakdown, borderline make it or not make it. >> jimmy: during the "godfather ii"? >> i wasn't very happy. well, it's a difficult role and you have to sort of get into it and i was having a little trouble. >> jimmy: oh wow. when you say make it or not make it did you mean from a career

standpoint or the role itself? >> no, from the role itself. it's always the role. you know, in trying to get there and stuff. sometimes they can be difficult and trying and make you -- and concern you about certain things. >> jimmy: yeah. you definitely got there. >> oh? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you got there in like a limousine. >> but i must say, when i heard that i won the oscar -- i didn't win the oscar, no, god forbid. i didn't win. i was nominated. >> jimmy: right. >> and i went into the bar and i got applauded. people start applauding me. i thought, well, that's a first. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and actually -- i was -- i was -- they told me, you're nominated for an oscar. it was shocking. but at the same time it did lift my spirits. >> jimmy: oh, so you feel like that, getting nominated, may have pulled you out of a funk? >> pull med out of a funk. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i recommend it. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: this would make a great medication commercial. >> yeah. >> jimmy: as far as going to the oscars, that was what year that you went to the oscars for the first time? >> i went for "serpico." >> jimmy: for "serpico." >> i'd made it with my manager at the time, the producer, the great marty bregman, who's passed on. and he was very close to me. probably one of the main reasons i'm here today, really. >> jimmy: because of him? >> because of him, yeah. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> so i thought, i should be there. my great friend and mentor, charlie lauten, who's also gone now. he was in the audience, they were in the audience r. i thought, i should go there. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the remote chance that i would get an oscar. i had no belief that i would get it, to be honest with you, i really didn't. so that was all right. i went anyway. and i sat there. i didn't have a speech, which is -- if you really don't think you're going to get the oscar, you don't write a speech.

>> jimmy: right. >> i recommend you do, though. [ laughter ] except i didn't get it. but it's interesting time. you flash on the -- on the past like that. especially an oscar, so substantial an event for an actor. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so you're there. and you're -- you know, you're thinking about it. i'm sitting there. and it -- it wasn't at all like you expect. like tonight, this is not what i expect. that screen there is a little scary. >> jimmy: you did know these people would be here, right? >> yeah, i heard people, i said, yes, i'm glad we're out there tonight. i'm glad. so i went, and i -- i sat there in this big event. and i was with a friend. and i had a few things, you know. i was, you know -- i was not completely myself. >> jimmy: i see, okay. >> so everything is tolerable.

nerves calmed down and all. i'm sitting there enjoying the show. i turned to jeff bridges. in the strangest way he was just sitting there, because he was also nominated. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and i said, hi. because i didn't know him. i knew he was jeff bridges, but i'd never met him. and i say, hi. he said, yes, hi. okay. [ laughter ] he hasn't seen my film. [ laughter ] i look at him. and i said, i don't think they're going to get to the best actor category. he looked at me. and he said, what do you mean? i said, well, it's an hour and it's over, and they didn't get to that category. he gave me a look, to this day

i'll never forget it. [ laughter ] like, where do you come from? who are you? and i just looked at him. and he said, "it's three hours." that collapsed me. [ laughter ] i thought, oh, what am i going to do for the next two hours? >> jimmy: jeff bridges, if you're so high that jeff bridges has to tell you what's going on -- [ laughter ] >> oh my god, oh yes. i did get higher as the night went on, yes. >> jimmy: al pacino is here. his movie is "the irishman." we'll be right back.

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this is an example of a personal vendetta against my client, against his family, by a frustrated justice department and the attorney general robert kennedy. >> get that gun out of his hand! >> that was not a real gun, was it? >> how'd that gun get in? >> it wasn't my fault! >> that's my son! that's my kid! i raised this kid!

see him? see what he did? >> i didn't feel it, i just took a little impact. then he brought a bb gun. but i charged him. i charged him and so did chuck if you notice. i taught him well. you charge a guy, always charge a guy with a gun. with a knife, you run away. run away from a knife. charge with a gun, knife, run away. >> jimmy: al pacino in "the irishman." i love that movie. it's so great to see you guys together again. that effect they did, they made you 40 years younger. was that unusual for you? [ laughter ] was that weird to look at? >> 40 years? >> jimmy: i think so, right? [ laughter ] didn't they? >> what about 20? [ laughter ] no, it wasn't weird as much as

it -- you get used to it, you know. but -- but you're filming. and they have a little -- what's the guy from "star wars"? >> jimmy: r2d2. >> r2d2. r2d2 is always by the camera. you get to know him, say hi, whatever. they put a lot of dots on you. then they shoot. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> you have three cameras. a computer that has three lenses on it. plus there's another camera. and it's fine after awhile. you know, it's funny, you get into the story and the dialogue and the relationship with the other actors. and it -- you get used to it. you get used to anything, really. >> jimmy: it's so high-tech. this is a photo of you and robert de niro working together. there's a height difference between the characters. they spent, i don't know, millions -- >> it's sort of unfair, you know. >> jimmy: like $80 on his shoes

to make him taller. it's like a herman muenster bio-pic or something. >> i left mine backstage. >> jimmy: tell me about "hunters." this is a television show which is a rare occurrence for you. [ cheers and applause ] on amazon. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: about nazi hunters. >> yeah. david wild wrote it. and he was inspired by that idea. and he wrote this i think magnificent script. >> jimmy: i know david. i didn't even know he did that, well, how about that. >> sweet guy, isn't he? >> jimmy: very sweet guy. >> he's a real artist, and he really is good. >> jimmy: and nobody hunts nazis like david. >> well, yeah. i didn't know that. wow. >> jimmy: so this afternoon we sent guillermo out onto hollywood boulevard with a sign. "do you have a question for al pacino?" so many people had questions. and we whittled that down. and now guillermo is outside again with some of the people.

these are real people that were wandering by. what is your name? >> my name is carrie. >> jimmy: hi, carrie. did you put that shirt on especially for this? >> total coincidence. >> jimmy: this is a coincidence that carrie is wearing you on her shirt. >> seriously? well, of course i can't even see carrie, how can i see her shirt? >> jimmy: well, do you get paid for those, all these posters, the "scarface" things? >> i hope so. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: carrie, what is your question? >> my question for al is, who would you rather do business with, tony montana or michael corleone? >> that's so interesting. i'd take tony any day. >> jimmy: yeah. okay. there you go, carrie, tony is the answer. all right? let's see who else we have out there. what is your name? >> my name is robert. >> jimmy: hi, robert, where are you from?

>> long island, new york. >> jimmy: say hello to al pacino. >> hi, robert. >> jimmy: what would you like to ask al? >> i'd like to ask al what does robert de niro smell like? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. that's a good question. >> well, i had a cold. i don't know. really, i can't recollect that. i have -- i've never -- i never smelled him. [ laughter ] i should have thought of that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i hug him a lot, too. he always smells fresh. >> jimmy: well, maybe next time. if you see him at the oscars, give him a sniff. >> well, he sort of smells like jimmy. i hugged him when i came in. >> jimmy: i actually pride myself on smelling like robert de niro, it's my thing. we have one more question. >> hi, my name's nguyen. >> jimmy: nguyen, where are you from? >> i'm from the bay area.

>> jimmy: do you have a lose in the family? >> rah-rah. >> jimmy: what would you like to ask al. >> who's the best kisser you've ever kissed from the movies or shows you've starred in? >> jimmy: that is a good question, wow. >> it's a very difficult question. >> jimmy: is it? >> that's a good question. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i haven't kissed many. and i -- i guess i'd -- i d michelle pfeiffer. [ applause ] i kissed her. but i have to really think about it. but she's the one that comes to mind. because i did two films with her -- >> jimmy: did you kiss adam sandler in that movie? >> oh, i wish, i wish. [ cheers and applause ] i love him. he's turning out to be such a great actor. >> jimmy: he is a great actor, yeah. >> the "gems" movie. >> jimmy: i think you had the best question, win, you win,

okay? >> where did she go? you win. >> thank you. >> jimmy: all right. guillermo, you stay out there, i'm a little bit upset with you, okay? >> guillermo: all right, jimmy, whatever you say. >> jimmy: he's going to dinner without me tonight, i wasn't even invited. >> he's out there with matt damon. >> jimmy: that's right. [ cheers and applause ] let them have fun together. the great al pacino, everyone. "the irishman" is on netflix and theaters, and "hunters" on amazon prime on february 21st. n. (sprintern) ...and the powerful new iphone 11 (paul) ...included for just $35 a month when you switch. (sprintern) whoa. what a deal. (paul) and, sprint has a 100% total satisfaction guarantee. while i think their network and savings are great, you don't just have to take my word for it. try it out and see the savings for yourself. so, take it to 11, with iphone 11 at sprint! for people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay.com. tdr. dolittle. you can talk to animals? yes.

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>> jimmy: hi, there. still to come, music from nicky jam and daddy yankee. while most of us were asleep on our drool-spotted pillows monday morning, our next guest was getting an oscar nomination. she is up for best supporting actress for her role in greta gerwig's "little women." it's in theaters now. please say hello to florence pugh. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i like that dress. >> wow. >> jimmy: how are you doing? congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you are an oscar nominee, which is what every actor dreams of. >> dreams of since they were about 5 years old, yes. >> jimmy: did you start thinking about it at 5? >> yeah i have all my 5-year-old speeches ready. >> jimmy: do you really. >> yeah. >> jimmy: would you do a favor? not just for me but for the united states. read the speech you wrote when

you were 5 if you win. wouldn't that be great? [ cheers and applause ] >> it -- it probably thanks like my teachers. >> jimmy: like my little pony or something like that. >> exactly. thank you for giving me crayons. >> jimmy: were you up waiting to find out? >> i was asleep, totally asleep. >> jimmy: they call. >> to me the thought of waking up to watch it seemed like i was just going to give myself a panic attack if i did that. >> jimmy: i think that's the way to go. >> my publicist said, babe, if you're going to do that, keep your phone on loud. i did that and my phone rang at 5:30. the best wakeup ever. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: see, if you were i were friends, what i'd do is call you at 5:20 and say, hey, what's going on? yeah. so here you are. somebody snapped a photo moments after you found out. [ cheers and applause ] were avocados your first choice

of emoji? >> i tried bananas and it looked like i was wearing a bikini. no, scrapping that. >> jimmy: who did you call first when you found out? >> i called my mom, and she was on the way home to figure out if anything had happened, and she just basically made noises and screamed. and then i called my dad. and i knew that i had to basically -- when you find out that you're a -- an academy award nominee, you have to do a load of interviews and say how amazing this is. so i knew i had to quickly call my dad. daddy, daddy, daddy, guess what, i've been nominated for a -- and his phone went dead. just as his phone went dead my publicist called to start the phoners. no! >> jimmy: are you sure he didn't hang up because you were topless at the time? >> i had some clothes on, don't worry. >> jimmy: that's very good. do you know who you're going to bring? >> i've no idea. >> jimmy: will it be a member of your family? >> it has to be. >> jimmy: wow. you called your mom first, so

maybe that means mom is going to come? >> i feel i'm going to let them battle, and whichever one lives i'll take. >> jimmy: not a bad idea to have a contest, whoever comes through in the biggest way gets to go to the academy awards with you. >> exactly, it's a fair game. >> jimmy: will your parents behave themselves amongst the various stars? >> my whole family are mad. wonderfully mad. but -- no, they won't. >> jimmy: they will not. >> no. the first event that i ever went to, and i ended up getting an award for, was the "evening standard" awards and i took my mom. on the way out after i'd done my speech and got my award she heckled bob geldoff. who was trying to leave quietly. "you, bob geldoff!" and i had to. >> jimmy: so mom, maybe she's lost her chance to come to the oscars. >> no, well i don't know, we'll see. i'm trying to get two tickets. >> jimmy: that would be the best-case scenario. in "little women," you have many scenes with meryl streep.

which again is like, i mean -- you know, right up there with getting nominated for an oscar, i presume. >> totally, yeah. >> jimmy: was that scary? >> yeah. >> jimmy: nerve-racking? >> terrifying. i always thought when i was younger, i was always worrying and wondering, like when you act with people like meryl streep or leonardo dicaprio, do you in those moments mess up? and i just found myself worrying. like, what if i forget my line? what if i'm too scared? oh my god. what am i break out into hives and sweats? then i realized when i got to work that no one really cares about you because meryl streep is there. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and actually you can all just gaze at her and not really care. >> jimmy: i see. so really, yes. she was like the light. >> yeah, i could be doing anything, i could be doing jumping jacks and they're like, whoa, meryl. >> jimmy: you realize meryl wasn't nominated. you were nominated.

>> it doesn't make it out like that. >> jimmy: you beat her this year, you really did. did she call you and congratulate you? >> no. >> jimmy: she's probably mad, yeah. where did you grow up? >> i grew up in oxford. >> jimmy: in oxford, that's in england. >> oxford, uk. >> jimmy: there's a university there. >> many universitys. >> jimmy: and a dictionary. >> and a dictionary. everybody always says, you must be really clever. nope. just because i grew up there doesn't mean i went there. >> jimmy: it hasn't permeated the community? >> not like osmosis, it doesn't kind of bleed into you. >> jimmy: interesting. because it does go the other way sometimes. for instance, we have a state called florida. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i might have to get out of here fast. but it's great to see you. congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we will see you at the oscars. [ cheers and applause ] "little women" is in theaters now.

florence pugh, everybody. be right back with nicky jam and daddy yankee! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the 2020 gle. mercedes-benz, the best or nothing.

about finding good food ind have school.y so, when my wife kat and i learned california public school children couldn't get fresh produce in the cafeteria, we took action. we partnered with local farmers, school kitchens, a non-profit. that program now serves over 300 million healthy meals every year. the difference between words and actions matters. that's a lesson washington dc could use, right now. i'm tom steyer and i approve this message.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to al pacino and florence pew. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, here with the song "muevelo," nicky jam and daddy yankee. ♪ ♪ ♪ na na na na na na na na na ♪ na na na na na na na na na na na na ♪

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