all right. that is our report. we appreciate your time as always. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm ama daetz. for all of us here, thanks for joining us. >> jimmy: madame speaker, mr. vice president, members of the congress, much to my surprise, here we are again, for the third year in a row with this [ bleep ] guy. but hell, what do i know? i'm just the guy who yells things. so without further ado, you know him, i hate him, here he is, to bumble his way through [ bleep ] for the third and hopefully last time, the somehow-still president of the united states, donald. j trump.

[cheers and applause] >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- former senator al franken. paul reubens. and music from big thief. and now, what's new, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. very nice, thank you, hello. my fell low americans, i'm jimm the duly-elected host of the show. as you saw, the president stood before a joint session of congress to deliver the state of the confederacy, i mean union, and the speech was exactly what you might expect from donald trump and a teleprompter. not a great fit. it was self-congratulatory speech. and he used the word "i", more

than lens crafters does in a year. why should we be able to expect him to deliver the state of the union, when he doesn't even know the state of kansas city. [cheers and applause] all the liberal networks the their programming. his theme was the great american come back, also known as gac. and trump boasted about unemployment, about the stock market, which is a little like the captain of the titanic going, yeah, but have you tried the shrimp? one of the funnier interaction or lack thereof was mike pence and nancy pelosi standing side by side, not talking to each other. which was rude on his part, because she tried really hard to make him president. they looked like the divorced parents at their kid's

graduation. the president comes in, shakes a lot of white people's hands. when he gets to the podium, he's supposed to hand copies of his speech to the vice president, which he does, and to the speaker of the house. and she reaches out for a handshake, but that is not happening. the first time he decides not to touch a woman, it' it' it' as you can see, the first lady is not happy. mike pence is staring at the back of trump's head, like he's waiting for the right moment to jump on that leg and hump. there were a lot of great reactions, in this one, the president tried to convince us that there really have such a thing called the space force. >> just weeks ago, for the first time since president truman established the air force, more than 70 years earlier, we created a brand new branch of the united states armed forces. it's called the space force.

[ applause ] very important. >> jimmy: look at those guys. they're like, just keep quiet. keep staring straight ahead, maybe he'll forget about this. trump promised he'd always protect patien with preexisting conditions, which is something i will remind him of when he most certainly does the exact opposite of that. it is brazen how he says things and does the opposite. he also gave rush limbaugh the presidential medical of freedom. this is a medal they gave rosa parks. tonight rush limbaugh got it. he turned his plan into cripple public schools into basically what was a game show. >> but janiah, i have good news for you. i am pleased to inform you that your long wait is over. i can proudly announce tonight that an opportunity scholarship has become available. it's going to you, and you will

soon be heading to the school of your choice. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: that's nice. maybe bob barker should be president instead. and then he surprised an army wife by bringing her husband back from afghanistan and reuniting them on tv. it was like an oprah show but without oprah. could you also bet on what trump would say on the speech. there were real odds on a website. you could beach whetht on wheth impeach,mpeachment. he did not. you could also bet on whether he would say "crazy nancy." he did not. the overunder for for for for fr

was 27.5. they hooked him up. >> crime is falling. confidence is surging. [ buzz ] >> our borders are secure. our families are flourishing, our values are renewed. our pride is restored [ buzz ] and for all of these reasons, i say to the people of this great country, and to the members of congress, the state of our union is stronger than ever [ buzz ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: wow, that's -- senator bernie sanders delivered the unofficial rebuttal to the state of the union from new hampshire, the official democratic response was given by michigan governornr gretchen whitner. but the official spanish language response to the state

of the union was delivered by this prominent ♪ [ speaking in spanish ] [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: well, very well done. mucho bueno, amigo. it was a very long day for democrats. the democrats somehow found a way to lose the democratic caucus in iowa. who could have ever imagine td d

that having people shout out their votes in a middle school could lead to an unclear result. mayor pete didn't get on stage until well past his curfew. he's grounded for the new hampshire primary. part of the reason it took so long is because this is how they count the votes in it's -- it's, poll is short for poultry. it's the only thing that happens in iowa, and still they didn't get it right. no results were posted after 12 hours after the polls closed. why they used an app i have no idea. the average age of the participants is probably in the mid bernie sanders. for these people, app isn't short for application. it's short for applesauce. what did you expect was going to happen? the president of course was delighted. he weighed in by tweeting it is

not the fault of iowa, it is the do-nothing democrats' fault. as long as i am president, iowa will stay where it is. was there, [ laughter ] was there talk of moving iowa? did iowa decide to retire and move to florida? because i didn't know about -- this app was made bay company called shadow inc. founded by veterans of the hillary clinton campaign. good idea. get those guys again. they did a bang-up job the last time around. finally, they released some results at 5:00 this afternoon, and with 62% of the precincts reporting, the winner of the iowa caucus is "la, la land". it will be either pete buttigieg or bernie sanders. they were very close. both lead characters from the movie "up" won the iowa caucus tonight. they're still sorting through the votes. [ applause ] but even though they are still

sorting through the votes we wanted to check in to see how it's going, and with us tonight, we're joined by ala macky representative, hal. hal, it's jimmy kimmel. hal! le >> huh? >> jimmy: oh, hi, hal. sorry to wake you. >> oh! sorry, i guess i must have dozed off. >> jimmy: yeah, it looks like you did doze off a little bit there, you okay? >> yeah, yeah, i'm fine. >> jimmy: okay, all right, great. well, wonderful, wrl aonderful, where are you right now? >> i'm in the field. >> jimmy: okay, and that pile of paper in front of you, are those the ballots? >> they sure as heck are. >> jimmy: so you're counting the votes in the field? >> it's harvest season, jimmy. all the indoors are filled with corn right now. >> jimmy: how is the voting

going. >> four stars, really going good. >> jimmy: who is winning your district right now? >> that's a heck after good question. so far, it's pete booty >> jimmy: buttigieg. >> he has one vote, and so far everyone else has zero. >> jimmy: wait, you've only kou counted one vote? >> well, how many votes have you counted, bozo? >> jimmy: none. it's not my job. >> whoop de do for you, you've got a job. >> jimmy: aren't you supposed to be using the app? >> every time i punched in a vote, a car would come pick me up. >> jimmy: i think you're using the wrong app. i think that's uber you're using. >> that explains how come i wound up halfway to des moines. do your job, wesley!

sleep on the job. >> jimmy: do you have any sense of how bernie sanders is doing? >> oh, no, i'm not allowed to count the bernie votes. >> jimmy: why not? >> conflict of interest. he's my grandpa. >> jimmy: how about that? >> some kind of nepotism deal. >> jimmy: i see, i see. >> hey, i'd love to sit here and shoot the breeze but i got to finish this up before the storm comes. >> jimmy: is there a storm coming? >> they don't call it tornado alley for nothing. >> are you mr. hopper? tornado. like 20. i'm the uber guy. >> yuber? i didn't order one, but what the hell, let's go. >> so long. >> jimmy: thank you. that's, that's hal pembroke, in

that's, that's hal pembroke, in iowa. wow. [ applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sometimes we reach out and give acting jobs to the community. we have a fun show tonight. we have music tonight from big they have, paul reubens. aka, peewee herman is here. and we'll be right back with former senator al franken. so stick around. ♪ >> dicky: abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by new 2006 cookies and cream. crunchy, eamy, it's and best of all right twix doesn't know about it! well, this is a right twix. excuse me... [screams into pillow] problem solved. new twix cookies & creme. try both. pick a side.

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took the giving pledge to give my money to good causes, and why i spent the last ten years fighting corporate insiders who put profits over people. i'm tom steyer, and i approve this message. because, right now, america needs more than words. we need action. ♪ >> jimmy: hello there, welcome. tonight, peewee herman, paul reubens is here. he is on tour of the united states. then, their latest album is called "two hands."

big thief from the mercedes-benz stage. tomorrow, nick kroll and tika sumpter will be with us, with music from russ. and on thursday, billy crystal, the tenderloins, and music from kelsea ballerini. so please join us pofor all of that. our first guest tonight forged an uncommon career path, from comedy legend to united states senator to podcaster. he is host of the "al franken podcast." please welcome al franken. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? very good to see you. >> good to see you. before we start. >> jimmy: yes. >> there's some yinaccuracies i the ed willard piece. >> jimmy: oh, you mean hal. what are the inaccuracies? >> it is not harvest time. >> jimmy: that's right.

it's february, i guess not. >> there's that. also, minnesota has caucuses. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and the people who are there, who volunteer. >> jimmy: right. >> they're great. and they're very civic-minded. it it wasn't their fault. >> jimmy: you're saying fred was not those things, i mean, hal? >> he was not representative of the good people who did that. >> jimmy: is iowa represent ittirepresentative of the united states? should they have so much weight when it comes to choosing the democratic nominee? >> no. [ applause ] but it's a rra diggs, and it go screwed up. >> jimmy: is it going to hurt the democrats, this snafu or

whatever you want to call it? >> no. trump criticized hem pothem forg this mistake, they're incompetent. his homeland security department separated all these children from their parents. >> jimmy: that's worse. >> and didn't keep track of hem. >> jimmy: that's much worse, yes. some might say think intentionally didn't keep track of them. you watched the state of the union i assume. >> yes. >> jimmy: is this something you look forward to seeing? >> well, i looked forward to seeing it more when i was in the senate. >> jimmy: how many times were you there at the state of the union in person? >> seven or eight. it's an amazing thing. you're in that historic chamber. and the whole above the is there, the senate and house, the president, the vice president and the speaker, and the joint

chiefs are he chiefs are there, the supreme court, the cabinet's there. and when obama would do it, there would be this, i feel this kind of imaginesy majesty, and first time trump did it, i was like in the second row in the middle. on "saturday night live," we used to do sketches about the say the of the union. >> jimmy: right. >> and i just went like, i'm seeing result hear, athere and going like, i don't remember this in read through. [ laughter ] trump's the host, and it's -- >> jimmy: it's weird, like vince mcmahon should be polling him into t into the arena. >> i had a lot of surprises watching it. >> jimmy: what surprises did you

have? >> well, the first thing is that donald trump is president. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that is weird, yeah. >> i kind of have that every day when i wake up. so that was -- >> jimmy: so when you, you became senator of minnesota, and this is, everybody's like, wow, this is a big deal, especially in the comedy world. al franken is a senator. >> i believe i was the only comedian senator. >> jimmy: yes, the only professional comedian. >> and if you listen to the other -- yes. >> jimmy: and then i would imagine that made you feel pretty special, which it should have. and then donald trump comes along and becomes president. that had to just ruin it, right? >> in many, many ways. [ laughter ]

no, i was surprised, i predicted that he'd be very, that he would try to bring people together and be magnanimous. >> jimmy: did you think that was going to happen? >> no. >> jimmy: i kind of thought when he got elected, i certainly didn't support him or vote for him, but i thought maybe he'll go with the flow and try to be popular and do some things that aren't this hard party line. maybe he'll do some things differently and cross over. >> maybe he'll be a psychopathic liar and that kind of thing? >> jimmy: no. when he talks about preexisting conditions, he knows those are trigger words for people. so what he hassan done, he say will protect you, protect you with your preexisting conditions, he's just lying, right? >> yeah. this is a subject very close to you. >> jimmy: and it to you. you helped write the bill. >> i helped write the affordable

care act. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and he, he has instructed the justice department to be on this lawsuit that's going to go to the supreme court, that the intention of it is to get rid of the aca and all of its protections, and what happened with your son, and you made a difference. you made a difference in the senate. [cheers and applause] and what the bill that they wrote would not have protected people, necessarily, with preexisting conditions. it depended on the state. and, you know, your son wasn't responsible, you know, he didn't smoke cigarettes in the womb. >> jimmy: not cigarettes, no. we caught him with some other stuff. >> and the other thing that this will do is get, it will restore

what the insurance companies used to put on annual caps, and also lifetime caps. >> jimmy: and lifetime caps. >> so i'm sure his care will cost incredible amount of money. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and you were very raw, but you talk about people who couldn't, who weren't in your financial position, and this would have been terrible what he wanted to do. and this will be terrible. and this is what democrats should be talking about. this is, you know, they're having a debate about how to get the universal health care. that's a good debate. but really, what we should be doing is compare, talk about what trump is going to do and what trump is going to do is he is trying repeal the affordable care act and this is just going to be terrible for america and for families and that's, i believe that's what

democrats -- >> jimmy: should -- >> -- should be talking about, because the candidate that we should mnominate is the candidae that's going to take it to donald trump. >> jimmy: and who is that candidate? [ applause ] >> i think whoever it is, is the person that's going to make the case against donald trump. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> it's great to differentiate yourself from the other candidates, but i want to see in those debates people talking about donald trump. and about climate change and about economic inequality and about this tax cut that they had, which went almost all to the top and which ballooned the deficit. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> and that's who we should be nominating. and i don't know who that is, but i'm going to be looking for that. i'm going to be looking on that

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♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. we are back. paul reubens is on the way. senator al franken is with us. the impeachment trial ends tomorrow. you were in the senate, you still know a lot of people in the senate. have you been in contact with any of them about, during the trial? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and? >> you know, i am a former republican, a, colleagues who are republicans still. >> jimmy: yes. >> and i have been texting them. once i texted, you know, it they're supposed to be in the chamber during the whole trial. and not allowed to have a phone. and i texted one of my former colleagues, and he texted me right back. and he said, i said, you're not supposed to have a phone, well, i do. i just said i could get you jail time. >> jimmy: is that true?

>> yeah, it's actually punishable by prison. >> jimmy: isn't that interesting that people can choose not to testify if they're subpoenaed, but if you bring a phone into the chamber you could go to prison. it seems backwards. >> it's very, very odd. and it's been kind of -- >> jimmy: are you surprised that no one, mitt romney, obviously, but no one -- >> susan collins called for witnesses. >> jimmy: witnesses, yes. >> but lamar alexander said we don't need witnesses, we know he's guilty, but it's not impeachable. so that's their stance now. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, he, you know, went, bribed a foreign leader. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> to help him, you know, smear a possible opponent. >> jimmy: i don't know. i think he cares about corruption in the ukraine. i think he's worried that there might be corruption in this country that he never heard of.

>> i asked my democratic colleagues to ask the lawyers a question, because they were asking questions, which is there any evidence, this is to ask the president's lawyers, is there any evidence that the president has ever cared about corruption, and by that, i mean being against it. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: i think they asked the first part of that. >> that's why they miss me. >> jimmy: guys like lindsey graham, lindsey graham, who, at times it seemed had flashes of a backbone. what's going on with a person like that? do you have any idea? >> i think the president has something on him. he is a compulsive shoplifter. >> jimmy: lindsey graham, really? well, is that right? this is a -- >> i think they have footage of him. >> jimmy: shoplifting? >> china, in china.

>> jimmy: wow. how about that, that would be something. filling his hutch. yeah, it is disappointing, though, isn't it? >> it really is. i liked lindsey until recently. >> jimmy: a lot of people seem to be saying that. they liked him until recently. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: what about donald trump? have you met donald trump? do you know him at all? >> i met him, i didn't really meet him. this is, i lived in morning for a long time, as you know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i would be in the same room with him a lot. but i just would never, i didn't go like oh, he'd be an interesting guy to talk to. [ laughter ] so i remember when the "sopranos" was huge, and it was for a while. and they had a premiere of the first two shows back to back at radio city music hall and filled the place with a lot of people. and donald trump was sitting right in front of me.

and before the lights went out, i just, i just, on impulse, i said very loudly, that is the worst combover i've ever seen. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] and i kind of did a jack benny thing. that is the worst combover i've ever seen, and he just kind of went, like, and he saw it was me, and he went, this isn't worth it. [ laughter ] that's it. >> jimmy: so you probably won't get a cabinet position is what you're saying. >> no, i, well, we were there at the same time. i never went to the white house. i wasn't really that interested. >> jimmy: this podcast of yours, we taped a podcast together last night. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have a mix of people from the worlds of politics. who have been some of your guests on the show? >> we have guests like jeffrey toobin, chris rock.

michelle obama. not her, but guests like her. joi >> jimmy: oh, like her. >> and i'm also touring. you can ask me about that. >> jimmy: i didn't know that. where are you going? >> i just, i'm the only, currently, the only ex-senator comedian on tour. >> jimmy: is that right? [cheers and applause] >> so i'm doing theater. i'll be in new haven and south orange. >> jimmy: well, there he is. former senator al franken. find out more at alfranken.com. we'll be back with paul reubens. ♪

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>> jimmy: welcome back. our next guest is a very gifted man loved by humans young and old alike. next week, you'll be able to see him live on "pee-wee's big adventure 35th anniversary tour," starting february 14th in portland, oregon. please say hello to paul reubens. [cheers and applause]

♪ >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. how are you doin'? >> i'm doin' great. i'm doin' really good. i'm really happy to be here. >> jimmy: you know, we ran into each other at dinner in phoenix, arizona. >> you and i? >> jimmy: yes. >> yeah, i remember. it was so odd and cool. >> jimmy: it was very cool. i was at a restaurant with my family, and my daughter, katie, who's 28 years old, i think she was 27 at the time. she grew up. i showed her all the shows. i showed my younger kids, and i heard you were coming, and i was like i wonder if we could get him to come eat with us. >> when i got there, they said oh, jimmy kimmel's waiting for you. i thought i was getting punked. there you were. >> jimmy: there we were at pizzaria bianco. it was delicious.

>> mm. it was delicious. >> jimmy: i'd like to say congratulations on the 35th anniversary of "peewee's big adventure". >> thank you. not everybody understands i was only 8 when i made that. i was a tall 8. >> jimmy: a lot of people don't understand that you maid the de show after the movie. >> i did the opposite. most people go from television into the movies. i went from movies into television. >> jimmy: i'm glad you're talking about it and glad you're here to talk about it. that movie is one of the greatest ever. >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: it really is. >> i get so much feedback from people about your show, doing your show. people always say to me, i love this, i love that. different things thatdy on your show in the past. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> one of the things people talk to me the most about is something we put me into an old

educational film. it was something, i think it was called "banana land", something like that. do you remember that? >> jimmy: "banana land." >> one of the capital cities of banana land is as large as jacksonville, florida. >> wow, that big? heads up, flabanana land. >> jimmy: the streets are well laid out and beautifully planned. >> banana car coming through! >> bananas are shipped by rail, where they're kept cool in summer, warm in winter. >> jimmy: wow, that's something. [ applause ] >> yeah. a trip down memory lane. >> jimmy: it really was. the one i remember is when we made you a contestant on "america's got talent." you remember that?

>> do ♪ >> jimmy: we got some letters about that one, that's for sure. >> knives out! >> jimmy: do you remember that time when i congratulated you on the 35th anniversary of "peewee's big adventure"? >> that sounds so familiar. >> jimmy: yeah. >> do i? hmm. >> jimmy: by the way, i would also like to say congratulations on the 35th anniversary of "peewee's big adventure." [cheers and applause] >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: i can't believe it's

been 35 year. that, that was a classic. >> yeah, it's all coming flooding back to me now. do you remember the time that i cut off guillermo's tie and then made a fool out of him? >> jimmy: huh. no, i actually don't remember that. >> guillermo: i don't remember that one either. >> jimmy: i don't remember that one. >> oh, i remember. >> jimmy: you do? i wish i could remember. ♪ >> boop. >> jimmy: that's right. this brings this piece of a tie brings back those memories. will you be sharing these memories? i m i know you're writing a memoir, right? >> i am?

>> jimmy: you are. >> yes. i a. >> jimmy: is this about peewee or paul, the memoir. >> i get all confused about which story and who i am in each story. i'm in the middle of something. i love this story. >> jimmy: it sounds like you might need to see a psychiatrist is what it sounds like. >> yes, it really does. >> jimmy: on the show, this 35th anniversary show, what will people see? you watch the movie? >> you watch the movie, and then i'm going to come out and tell never before heard stories about the movie. >> jimmy: these are stories you've never told in public before. >> i've never told before. >> jimmy: will there be a q&a? >> i know you're fishing around for me to tell you some of these stories. >> jimmy: give us one. [cheers and applause] >> they would really have to beg me. >> jimmy: i think all the shows are sold out already. >> yeah. but honestly, i tried to cancel. but you can't cancel the day before. >> jimmy: i would say go get

tickets to the show, but the tickets, but are there any tickets remaining? >> no, it's impossible. >> jimmy:ly not >> jimmy: it starts february 14th in portland, oregon. paul reubens, everybody. and we'll return with music from big thief. ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the 2020 g-class. mercedes benz, the best or nothing.

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♪ please wake up please wake up touch my skin and tell me where ♪ ♪ you've been you brought me in you brought me in so touch my skin ♪ ♪ and tell me where you've been you showed me how to keep myself from ♪ ♪ burning out they found you in the morning the blood was ♪ ♪ on your shoulders

they found you at the corner your head was ♪ ♪ doubled over and the blood of the man who killed my mother ♪ ♪ with his hands is in me it's in me in my veins ♪ ♪ please wake up please wake up touch my skin and tell me where ♪ ♪ you've been you brought me in my best friend so touch my skin ♪ ♪ and tell me where you've been you showed me how to hold my sin ♪

♪ and kiss the bad ways i have been they found you in the morning ♪ ♪ the blood was on your shoulders they found you at the corner ♪ ♪ your head was doubled over and the blood of the man ♪ ♪ who's killing our mother with his hands is in me it's in me ♪ ♪ in my veins it's in me it's in me in my veins ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause]

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