all right. appreciate your time. >> thanks for being here. >> dicky: from hollywood, it"s "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- nick kroll. from "sonic the hedgehog", tika sumpter. and music from russ. and now, stay put -- jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi there, thank you very much. hi, there, i'm imate ho i'm the host of the show. at the end of what has been a torturous and contentious two months for our country, i don't know if you've heard, but we've been impeaching the president of the united states. at long last today, the senate voted and our long national nightmare got longer and more

nightmarish. after three weeks of debate and no witnesses called, the republican-led senate voted today to acquit donald trump on both articles of impeachment. after the vote, the president celebrated on the roof of the capitol building with senators lindsey graham and mitch mcconnell in the traditional gatorade dump. very sexy. minority leader said from here on, trump's presidency will always have an asterisk next it. the lone republican senator who voted guilty was mitt romney of utah who said corrupting an election to keep oneself in office is perhaps the most abusive and destructive violation of one's oath of office that i can imagine. well, you know, give him time. whatever you're imagining, i'm sure he'll come up with something much, much worse. romney was actually choking back tears as he explained his

decision, because he knows the president is about to order the space force to attack his home state of utah. in five minutes, romney laid waste to almost every argument trump's defenders made, that what he did was clearly impeachable. he said history will judge those who stand with the president and then he chugged a carton of milk and threw it on the ground. i think he deserves that. [ applause ] there was some hope that susan collins of maine would join romney, but instead of the right thing, she decided to do the wrong thing. of all the silliness we've had the displeasure of this week, this from susan comanllins migh take the cake. >> are you confident that the president won't seek foreign assistance again? >> i believe that the president has learned from this case. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: you do? yeah. what he's learned is i will do whatever i want, and you will eat it! is what he's, this is a man who declared bankruptcy six times. does that sound like somebody who learns? not only did he not learn from this when she was asked about what she just said. he said it was a perfect call. there's nothing to learn. he never learns. the day after robert mueller testified was the day he threatened ukraine and biteden. tomorrow he'll probably call china to see if he can give bernie the coronavirus. the democrats keep pounding that republicans will be judged. if trump gets another four years, there won't be any history books. 50 years from now, textbooks in florida will say jesus, trump and the space force winning against dinosaurs. he announced that he will be

making an announcement. he tweeted, i will be making a public statement tomorrow at 1: 12:00 p.m. to discuss our country's victory on the impeachment hoax. at this point, he should just go play a round of golf with o.j. play 18 holes with o.j. and tweet. [ applause ] here we are. just two innocent guys out enjoying 18 holes of golf. trump got away scot-free after extorting another country with our taxpayer money to help him win an election, but nancy pelosi is on the hot seat today because she ripped up some paper today. you see that? so this is the most -- [ applause ] talked-about moment of the day. it happened at the end of the night, speaker pelosi tore up the copy of trump's speech. that hasn't happened to trump since his last divorce. i didn't like that. i think tearing up the speech was a bad move. she should have rolled it up and

spanked him with it. needless to say, mike pence was very upset by this act of defiance against the master. he described it as a new low. i guess he forgot about the time his boss invited the taliban to camp david. but he said it was a new low, and he wasn't alone. for many on the right, this was a perfect opportunity to be outraged over nothing. >> she ripped up her copy of the president's speech and has just defended doing so. one of the most classless things ever done in the history of the state of the union. >> it was disgraceful. it was disgusting. >> pelosi's a major loser. >> how petty, how childless. >> i think nancy pelosi wanted to steal his thunder. >> it's just wrong. >> that's pelosi ripping up the stories of these americans. >> i wasn't sure if she was ripping up the speech or the constitution. >> when she rips up that paper, she is ripping up those

african-americans. >> jimmy: really? right, she's no better than the bad guys from "get out." that's what's going on here. people went nuts. "nancy the ripper" was trending on twitter. there's talks she may be asked to join a league of super villains. >> the joker and i broke up. ♪ i wanted a fresh start. but it turns out i wasn't the only dame in gotham looking for emancipation. ♪ you blow a ♪ ♪ so what's the use >> woo! >> don't mess with me. ♪ don't fall in ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: does know how to handle the joker. the president got rave reviews on his speech last night from his son eric, who went on laura

ingraham's show to lavish the kind of praise president daddy never gave him. >> the media's take away has it to be, it was dark. i don't know what speech he was watching. it was incredible. >> it was uplifting. it was incredible. i think my father won reelection today, i really mean that. >> jimmy: he definitely has t sniffling offspring vote locked up. laura ingraham. she says she doesn't know what the media was watching when they said the speech was dark. we boiled it down, and let's see if together we can figure out why some people thought the speech was dark. >> tyrant brutalizes, burglaries, murdering, criminal aliens. criminal illegal aliens. robbery, assault. gr

gruesome spree, barbarians, enslaved, deadly, monster, kill, terminated. death, destruction. disease, hunger, amelia earhart. >> jimmy: all right, things went badly for her, too. the president didn't mention climate change even once last night. scientists say this is the greatest threat to the survival of the human race, and that's, this would be like if in the movie "armageddon", the president said there's no asteroid coming, and the rest of the movie was just a bunch of characters arguing about it until it smashed into the earth. the president did find time to sign some autographs last night. on the way out of the senate he stopped to sign a tie worn by congressman billie long of missouri, and this billy long, i couldn't take my eyes off this guy. in his jacket pocket, he carries these phony $45 bills with

trump's face on them. and last night, just take a look at them. isn't he beautiful? i mean, look at that. that is, that is like, he's like a honey-baked ham with thumbs. i mean, that's, that's a guy you want to vacation with, you know? the results are still trickling in from the iowa caucus. as you likely know, the vote count was delayed because of trouble with an app they were using, but with 86% of the precincts in now, mayor pete and bernie sanders are running neck and wrinkly neck which is big news for mayor pete. he is in new hampshire ahead of the primary on tuesday. and he was asked whether or not he declared victory in iowa too soon. >> was it premature to declare victory? >> we said victorious last night. >> the early numbers look like you're going well. >> jimmy: it looks like he did

three tabs of acid and walked to his car. that's the look i had on my face when i snuck in to see "porkies", the first time. if the results hold, not only would he be the first openly-gay candidate but the youngest. he was born in 1982. just to put that in perspective, he is younger than justin timberlake, alicia keys, britney spears, chad michael murry, jonathan taylor thomas, pac man, the cd player and elmo. pete buttigieg is younger than the muppet your toddler hugs every night u and , and he love very much, too. they had a parade in kansas city. somehow a drunk driver even got on the parade route. >> no way. >> oh, my god. >> no way! >> oh!

no way! >> oh, my god! >> this is great entertainment. >> good day! >> jimmy: and then this guy got up, he climbed the tree to get a better look, and we got a better look, also. unfortunately, he -- >> oh! >> jimmy: yeah, he died. and then everyone showed up. police estimate hundreds of thousands of fans showed up to see the chiefs. of course that was in kansas city, missouri. this was the celebration in kansas city, kansas, where the president thinks the chiefs play. in other sports news, we had a new episode of the bachelor tonight. bachelor peter has his women whittled down to six now. this is the time of the season which is great for me, because i can actually start to tell them apart. but much of the noeext was on tammy and mckina. but before things got started,

mckenna, i think she ate and regurgitated a "oprah" magazine. she seemed to give the last remaining piece of her mind. >> i don't know what your goal was the other night, maybe to make me feel small and weak, about but at the end of the day, you made me find my voice. ly not let people tear me down anymore. at the end of the day, i'm proud of who i am, tammy. >> jimmy: that's right, tammy! i'm proud of who i am, tammy. tammy did not survive the two-on-one. mckenna made it out of the two-on-one, but not for long. peter sent her home roseless. and that is when mckenna delivered one of the most draub dramatic and may i say inspiring good-byes in bachelor history. >> i know that this girl right here is tough and strong, and she is powerful.

and she's beautiful, and she knows what she deserves, more than anything. even though i wanted to end up here in love, i feel like i'm more madly in love with whom i am than anything. >> jimmy: all right, so at least she found someone. i mean, it was her. i have to say, that speech actually sounded familiar to me, and i was thinking about it, like where did i, and then i figured out where i heard it before. >> i know that this girl right here is tough. and is strong. and she's powerful. and she's beautiful. and she knows what she deserves more than anything. even though i wanted to win up

here in love, i feel like i'm more madly in love with who i am than anything. >> jimmy: that's beautiful, guillermo. >> guillermo: thank you. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: did i ever tell you what an inspiration you are? >> jimmy: thank you. >> jimmy: tonight on the show, we have music from russ. tika sumpter is here, and we'll be right back with nick kroll. so stick around. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> dicky: abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by target. the honey pot. f in the beginning it wasn't easy to, like, start this company. and there was a lot of times that it almost didn't happen. if target didn't take the chance on us, we wouldn't be in all the retailers that we're in today. but what's really dope, is they helped us with the product line, the packaging... they really, like, changed my life. the reason why it's so important for honey pot to do well is so the next black girl that comes up with a great idea, she could have a better opportunity...

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then, his album is called "shake the snow globe." russ from the mercedes-benz stage. you can see russ live here in l.a. on may 8th at the hollywood bowl tomorrow night, the american treasure known as billy crystal will be here, the merry pranksters known as the tenderloins will join us, and we'll have music from kelsea ballerini. so please join us for that. >> jimmy: our first guest is a very funny man you know from his wildly funny show "big mouth" on netflix. next, you can watch him fall in love and promote good dental hygiene. his new movie "olympic dreams" opens in theaters and vod valentine's day. please say hello to nick kroll. [cheers and ♪ >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you.

>> good to see you, too, jimmy. >> jimmy: you've been on the road doing standup comedy, i know. >> yes. >> jimmy: the name of your tour is what? >> middle aged boy. >> jimmy: do you think of yourself that way? >> i do a little bit. i'm still not married. i don't have children. and yet i'm an adult. seemingly, i'm not wearing socks right now. >> jimmy: mm-hm. like boys have been known to do. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: theis is always interesting to me. you went where? >> i was in new zealand and australia. and i was in london as well, doing shows. >> jimmy: other english-speaking countries. >> yes. >> jimmy: do they enjoy your work? are they receptive to your jokes? >> they tolerate it. >> jimmy: they did? >> yeah, they were fine with it. they were great. the shows, i went to australia and new zealand with my girlfriend, and i was doing shows in london, and i was there on my own, or i thought i was going to be on my own, but i

ended up there, my parents ended up in london at the same time. >> jimmy: was that an again coie or one of those parent coincidences? >> it was a parent coincidence, they're like, oh, my god, here we are in london. i was like, cool, cool, middle-aged boy. >> jimmy: your girlfriend was there, too? >> no. so i got some quality, i mean, it was great, but it's like, i don't know, when you're with your parents, they were staying in a separate hotel. but every day i'd go to a museum with them. but i immediately reverted back, dad! that's not where i want to go to lunch today! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so they were calling the shots? >> yeah. it was sort of like, there are only so many places your dad will eat lunch. >> jimmy: you were with them the whole time? >> just every day, around 1:00 to 4:00, i'd spend with them. >> jimmy: okay. >> and i'd be like mom, this

museum is so boring! but it was fun. they came to a couple shows. >> jimmy: that's nice. you spent every day from 1:00 to 4:00, and the rest of the time you had off. >> the rest of the time i wandered the rainy streets of london, nude. >> jimmy: well, i'm glad you were able, they probably set you back almost immediately. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: speaking of nude and such. >> yes. >> jimmy: your show, "big mouth", which, by the way, if you haven't seen "big mouth", is one of the first of all, funniest but also filthiest shows maybe, i have o belieto b i know you got nominated for an emmy, the dirtiest show ever to be nominated for an emmy. >> yes, i think we got nominated for a number of aviennes as well. it's very heartfelt and becomes very emotional. it's based on me and my friend andrew goldberg growing up when we were going through puberty,

and all kids, hormone monsters and shame wizards and depression kiddies, but it's dirty. >> jimmy: which are like the voices in your head at that age. >> exactly. >> jimmy: who say horrible things that we think of. >> yeah like andrew, i think nick should have, andrew should have a hormone monster, and i was immediately like, and that became. >> jimmy: and have you said that to an andrew before? >> yeah, yeah. cuomo. >> jimmy: when you are writing the show, i assume you write the show, yes? >> i do. >> jimmy: when you're writing the show -- >> with a group of very talented writers. >> jimmy: but it must be, i mean i can only imagine, if people haven't seen the show, they don't really know what, i cannot, nothing must be off limits or is there ever a time where somebody says something and you go oh, no, no. >> no, we have to like, the show is really about me and andrew

but about everyone going through puberty and adolescence. so you have to get specific. and we have to lead the way. and my character, nick, in the show, is a very late bloomer like i was. i didn't hit bpuberty, i didn't have pubes until i was like 15 years old. that's not a joke. and so in the show, so he hasn't hit puberty, so he has a boy penis, and he's very insecure about his little penis. so, in the writer's room, there's a lot of talk like let's talk about nick's little [ bleep ] or what's happening with nick's little penis episode? and i'm like, guys, this is -- >> jimmy: i'm nick. >> i'm here, and i'm nick. and. >> jimmy: and yet, even though the show is quite filthy, you've attracted a very high level of guest stars. >> yes. >> jimmy: who's been on the show? i know kristen wiig's been on the show? >> kristen wiig plays jessie's

vagina. wanda sikes played the ghost of harriet tubman. martin short plays a canadian dentist struggling with sexuality. and jenny slate, jordan peel, maya rudolph, jessie kline. it's like a powerhouse. >> jimmy: it's great. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: all great, very funny people. >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you asked people who have said no, i'm not going to do that? >> we've added some people, the one that i asked that i really halls want always wanted to be on the show very much was howard stern, and i wrote him a letter about how much i wanted him to be a hormone monster on the show, because like, i mean, who's more of a hormone monster than howard stir stern? so i wrote him a letter, his agent, they responded very politely that he did not want to -- >> jimmy: but you know as a

regular listener to howard stirn th that you can never write a letter. all that's going to happen is he's going to make fun of your letter and probably read it aloud. >> it was worth a shot. >> jimmy: did you tell him you're the reason i started talking about how small my penis is? >> yes, he paved the way for small-penis men to talk. and just to be clear, america, my penis is totally average. >> jimmy: i'm going to take look. the movie is called "olympic dreams". we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by little caesars delivery. america's best value, now delivered. de scooters...♪ ♪everyone's texting dirty pics.♪ ♪babies named after produce...♪ hi kale! ♪the surveillance state's got brand new tricks.♪ "i am not spying." ♪the world is out of sorts. ♪so messed up ♪we need to fix it quicker.

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are you cheompeting? >> what? >> are you competing? >> yes, i'm competing. >> what's your -- >> i'm a cross-country skier, and i'm competing today. >> how do you feel? >> i feel good. >> are you nervous, is it like -- i'm sorry. >> it's okay. it's totally fine. i've got to do what i have to do. i'm going to do this. >> jimmy: that is nick kroll in "olympic dreams." this is a very interesting thing that you did. and i'm still not quite sure i understand it. even if you've explained it to me before. >> so alexei andalexei andalexex

got a grant from the olympic committee to go to the winter olympics to make some films, short films. and they decided to take that opportunity to make a feature film at the olympics, based on an experience that alexei had had when she met a doctor, volunteer doctor. and at the mcolympics and he hi on her, and she had a boyfriend at the time so nothing happened. and they said what if this blossomed as a romance? so they brought me in, and we sculpted the outline into a script, and then we went to the olympics. and because we were, had been sponsored by the olympic committee itself, we had carte blanche to go anywhere inside of the olympic games and be inside of the athletes' village, in the dining hall, in the med center, in the dorms, in the athletes' lounges and everywhere that you never get to see with the

olympics. and we shot a feature film, that's a very sweet story about alexei's character who is a cross-country skier and my character who is a volunteer dentist, and they are two people sort of lost in the world. and they find each other and have lik a very sweet story, all under the backdrop of the olympics and all the majesty and amazing -- >> jimmy: not just backdrop, were you in the middle of the village while the athletes were preparing to compete in the olympics. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you used various people in the movie. so guys were getting ready to bob sle bobsled, you then said hey, do you want to be in the movie? >> yeah. there was no crew. just me, jeremy and alexei. the three of us made the whole movie. so we would grab athletes. all the other actors in the movie are winter olympic athletes. so i would be in the dentist chair, because my, as the dentist, i would be giving

people dental exams and interviewing them about their experiences, and alexei would run into the cafeteria and be like hey, do you want to be in a movie with nick kroll? and they're like, we don't know who that is. >> jimmy: he's the guy with the small penis! >> exactly. they would come down and i'd be interviewing them. we would be shooting scenes and people didn't know we were shooting because there's just the two of us. no lights, no crew. so we would be having this very emotional scene about where we were in our relationship. and because i was dressed as a volunteer at the olympics, people would just come up to me and be like hey, do you know where the gym is? and i'd be in the middle of, i don't know what i'm doing, yeah, you want to make a right. but it ultimately made the movie so much more -- >> jimmy: i don't know if anybody's ever done anything like that before. >> it was pretty crazy. >> jimmy: very intrusive. you must be a favorite at the olympics. these are the beds they're going to be using in tokyo.

and they're made of cardboard. and i guess they do it for recycling, environmental reasons, you made an instructional video. >> yes. i produced this video, but i have no part in it. >> jimmy: you're not in the video. >> i'm not in the video, and i'm not responsible for its content. >> jimmy: and the idea is to instruct the olympic athletes on how to use the new cardboard bed. >> yes, and i produce it, but i'm not involved in any way. >> hello, world class athletes and congratulations on making it to the olympic village here in tokyo. every piece of your area is arranged for maximum comfort. the olympic village is where you and fellow athletes ask celebrate by merging your bodies in sex. whether it be vaginal, anal, oral or anything in between. anything goes in the village.

okay, this year the olympic coittee will be providing you with state of the art beds that are made of, yes, you guessed it, cardboard. this is not a joke. go woogle it after this. weigh are maki wei we are making them environmentally friendly so we don't upset greta thunberg. we are with you, your braid brings us our power. because of the bed's seemingly flimsy construction, many have asked, will they be sturdy enough to support my erotic movements? the thrusting and so forth? yes, they will, as long as you use one of the 72 approved sexual positions. and look, i've brought some of my friends to help me demonstrate. ooh, ooh.

the slalom. the wheat farmer's plow, subsidized, of course. course. the four-poster bed. in this one, everyone is enjoying themselves solo, but locking eyes the whole time. maybe we should just use the floor. cool runnings. remember that movie? r.i.p. john candy. gymnastics. [ bleep ]. and of course the high dive. ah! >> how did you get in here? what's going on here? >> i know that this film was not sanctioned. i just want to say that's all the time i have for this sexual instruction. good luck in your copulations. >> jimmy: well, thank you for doing that, for not just your country but for the world. >> jimmy: nick kroll! "olympic dreams" opens in theaters and vod valentine's day. we'll be right back.

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♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome back. music fromle russ is on the way. you know our next guest from the show "mixed-ish," tuesdays on abc. and now she invites you to spend a very romantic-ish valentine's day with her new movie "sonic the hedgehog." it opens february 14th. please welcome tika sumpter. ♪ >> jimmy: hello. >> hi! >> jimmy: how are you? i don't know any tikas. is it short for >> my grandmother gave me tika from a tiki bird.

and my father gave me euphemia,, which is a greek goddess. it was a bit hard for my teachers in middle school and euphoria? eukanuba? >> jimmy: that's a dog food. >> exactly. >> jimmy: you don't want that. you are from florida? >> i am from hollis, queens. >> jimmy: queens. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i heard your mom's here tonight. >> my mom is here. she's right there. >> jimmy: hi, mom. >> ah! >> jimmy: what does your mother do for a living? >> so my mother was a stay-at-home mom for a long time and my parents split up and she became a secretary at riker's island. >> jimmy: riker's island. >> which is a prison. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and she was making $13,000 a year, raising five kids, and she needed to make more money. and her captain really liked

her. he said do you want to become a corrections officer, because it would triple her pay. she's like yeah, but it at the time, she had to weigh a certain amount. and she was like 100 pounds wet, five foot nothing. he's like come in early. she wore a maternity dress and put weights in it. and passed the test. she wasn't pregnant. >> jimmy: wow. and she was corrections officer inside the prison. >> inside the prison, yes. >> jimmy: did you ever visit her there at work? was there a take your daughter to prison day? >> there was a family day, yes. >> jimmy: there was a family day. >> yes, it made it very awkward for a 7-year-old to go have picnic tables surrendered by concrete. >> jimmy: wow. they would have an outing for people and their kids. >> yeah, you would go in the prison, and you heard lots of screaming. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> yes, thank you, mom. i have no issues. >> jimmy: maybe your mother just wanted you to know where she was, first of all, all day, to pay the bills.

>> right. >> jimmy: and secondly, where she did not want any of you to end up. >> it was scared straight before "scared straight." >> jimmy: that's serious, no kidding around. so you are in this "sonic the hedgehog" movie, which is on valentine's day, which is fascinating. the day i would not go see "sonic the hedge hog" would be valentine's day. >> i disagree. >> jimmy: are you married? >> i am engaged. >> jimmy: will you and your fiance -- [ applause ] >> it's been three years. but calm down. >> jimmy: yeah. so riker's island-style engagement. >> yeah. >> jimmy: with good behavior, maybe you can get the engagement down. >> there we go. >> jimmy: is that something that you would do? >> get married at riker's island? >> jimmy: no, but that's a good idea, too, no, go to the movies

on valentine's day to see "sonic the hedgehog". >> there's a lot of action. no pressure. you know what i mean? you go with your guy or girl or whom ever. you sit, you have fun, you laugh. >> jimmy: there's not going to be a drive home where your fiance says to me, you never talk to me like sonic talks to -- >> exactly, exactly. he's going to be like gotta go fast, got to drop you often like sonic. there's not going to be aweird moments like you don't look at me the way he looked at her. >> jimmy: now that you are in the movies, do you like to go to the movies now? >> i love, i used to work in a movie theater by the way. >> jimmy: oh, you worked at a movie theater, in a way you still do. what did you do at the theater? >> i was a concession girl. i was the, like, do you want a large for a quarter more person? >> jimmy: do they ask you to say that? >> no, they ask us. >> jimmy: they tell you to say that. >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

the travesty of it all is i was such a good seller, salesperson, but like refills were free. so it's like, do you want more for more money? but you get the refills. >> jimmy: i see. >> for free. >> jimmy: except for, i will say then you have to get up out of the theater during the movie and let's say, sonic and what's his partner's name, sonic? >> james marzen? >> jimmy: no, not james marzen. it doesn't matter. the guy, the other animal that rolls around with him. >> tails! >> jimmy: tails, thank you, audience. >> tails. >> i am such a sonic person. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. i can tell. >> can you tell? actually, i grew up playing with my brother who wouldn't let me hold the controls. >> jimmy: don't blame your brother. maybe you bring the whole family to see the movie. >> i will bring the whole family to see the movie. >> jimmy: is it worth it to get

the 25 cent upgrade on the popcorn? >> no. it was worth it at the time, because i was like best employee. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. and the show "mixed-ish " is a big hit. mom won't have to go back to prison, right? >> no! no! >> jimmy: congratulations. >> jimmy: tika sumpter! "sonic the hedgehog" opens in theatres february 14th, and watch "mixed-ish," on abc. and we'll return with music from russ. ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the amg, gt four-door coup, mercedes amg, driving performance.

actions speak louder than words. she was a school teacher. my dad joined the navy and helped prosecute the nazis in nuremberg. their values are why i walked away from my business, took the giving pledge to give my money to good causes, and why i spent the last ten years fighting corporate insiders who put profits over people. i'm tom steyer, and i approve this message. because, right now, america needs more than words. we need action.

[ fast-paced drumming ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank nick kroll and tika sumpter. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, this is his album, "shake the snow globe." here with the song "patience" -- russ! [ applause ] ♪ ♪ yeah this could take some time my heart is

so demanding ♪ ♪ don't leave and you'll see why i'm broken in all these ways ♪ ♪ please lord just give me patience i'm broken in all these ways ♪ ♪ please lord just give me patience my love is complicated ♪ ♪ had to remind myself had to re-find myself how to refine myself how to define myself ♪ ♪ how to resign myself how to rely on myself got a lot of -- i don't even want ♪ ♪ i'm sendin' everything back though all the energy i don't even want ♪ ♪ i'm sendin' everything back though even though i brought it on myself ♪ ♪ i'm sendin' everything back though ♪ ♪ yeah give me patience as i navigate this phases hopefully up on his way out like stories in vegas ♪ ♪ no more secrets like papa roach i'm a cop a ghost hit the galapagos ♪ ♪ lose track of time as if my watch is broke ♪ ♪ impossible is my current address lettin' people get too close is my current regret ♪ ♪ yeah your moms heard about me twenty-seven tomorrow

my mom's worried 'bout me ♪ ♪ yeah this could take some time my heart is so demanding ♪ ♪ don't leave and you'll see why i'm broken in all these ways ♪ ♪ please lord just give me patience i'm broken in all these ways ♪ ♪ please lord just give me patience my love is complicated ♪ ♪ she's overwhelmed but that comes with the dinner dealin' with losers in their feelings ♪ ♪ that comes with the winner she's fallin' quicker than usual hopin' it's mutual ♪ ♪ she got options he's got options she's hopin' he's suitable ♪ ♪ this is new for her she's never -- with no one that can do what he can do for her ♪ ♪ not talkin' 'bout the money talkin' 'bout how he can groove with her ♪ ♪ she be introverted he be huggin' her hah she be shy as hell but he be -- her uh ♪ ♪ she's in heaven never loved until he came along he wrote love songs 'bout her and she sang along ♪ ♪ picture perfect that's accordin' to the verses that's the problem though ♪ ♪ feelings growin' fast she's tryna stop 'em though ♪ ♪ she don't trust him all the way she knows that he's entertainin' ♪

♪ bitches that he shouldn't they can't -- with her she's demonstratin' self-preservation ♪ ♪ uh utilizin' patience even though she wants him badder than ever ♪ ♪ like a vacation that he's never had ♪ ♪ yeah this could take some time my heart is so demanding ♪ ♪ don't leave and you'll see why i'm broken in all these ways ♪ ♪ please lord just give me patience i'm broken in all these ways ♪ ♪ please lord just give me patience my love is complicated ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause]

this is "nightline." tonight, verdict and division. the president acquitted of charges in his impeachment trial. >> not guilty as charged. >> a sharply-split senate. >> it's over, america. >> except for one, lone defector. >> the president is guilty of an appalling abuse of public trust. >> pivotal political moves ahead of a divided government, a divided nation. plus, diane keaton in the role of her leave time. >> when i look back on randy, i just think, wow, i wish i could have been a better sister. >> reflections of her relationship with her troubled brother. >> he was out of control.