and on "jimmy kimmel live," hey, billy crystal. >> that will be fun. >> enjoy. we'll see you tomorrow. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- billy crystal. from "impractical jokers," the tenderloins. and music from kelsea ballerini. and now, and furthermore, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you very much. thanks for watching. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming, and thank you for joining us on a -- on a day of -- what a day it was. what a day it was for our truthless dictator, donald jasmine trump today. you know those celebratory lunches the white house has for teams that win the super bowl or

stanley cup or whatever? well, today the president had one of those for himself. he invited himself to the white house for a big stack of cheeseburgers. if you've wondering what the president's mood would be after his acquittal yesterday, it was this. >> this is really not a news conference. it's not a speech. it's not anything. it's just we're sort of -- it's a celebration. because we have something that just worked out. i mean, it worked out. we went through hell, unfairly. did nothing wrong. did nothing wrong. i've done things wrong in my life, i will admit. not purposely, but i've done things wrong. but this is what the end result is. [ cheers and applause ] you can take that home, honey, maybe we'll frame it. >> jimmy: donald trump is the only person who would celebrate almost being thrown out of the white house. [ laughter ]

he ranted and raved for more than an hour this afternoon, airing every grievance, grinding every ax. it was his pettysburg address. [ laughter ] and he took shots at those he considers to be his enemies. he even admitted once again that he fired fbi director jim comey because jim comey was investigating him. >> we've been going through this now for over three years. it was evil. it was corrupt. it was dirty cops. it was leakers and liars. it was a disgrace. had i not fired james comey, who was a disaster, by the way, it's possible i wouldn't even be standing here right now. we caught him in the act. dirty cops. >> jimmy: wasn't that o.j.'s defense? dirty cops? before his victory speech, trump spoke at the national prayer breakfast, which was a tough decision because on the one hand

he doesn't like to pray, but on the other hand he loves breakfast. [ laughter ] sew went. he used the prayer breakfast as an opportunity to lash out as those who oppose him, just as jesus would have done. his a-holiness was in top form with some not too subtle jabs at mitt romney and nancy pelosi too. >> i don't like people who use their faith as justification for doing what they know is wrong. nor do i like people who say "i pray for you" when they know that that's not so. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is a prayer breakfast at which he's naming people he doesn't like. nancy pelosi was so upset she ripped her pancakes in half. [ laughter ] that's how -- this is supposed to be a non-partisan event. it goes back to 1953. and every president since dwight eisenhower has been to the prayer breakfast, including president obama, to whom trump loves to compare himself.

he so for comparison's sake we did that too. and this is what it's like to be at a prayer breakfast with president obama versus president trump. >> let us pray to god that we may be worthy of the many blessings he has bestowed upon our nation. >> they hired a big, big movie star, arnold schwarzenegger, to take my place. and we know how that turned out. >> sometimes we talk about respect, but we don't act with respect towards each other. >> when they impeach you for nothing, then you're supposed to like them? it's not easy, folks. >> i'm not alone in my success. i succeed because others succeed with me. >> and sometimes they hate people. i'm sorry, i apologize. i'm trying to learn. it's not easy. >> i believe that the starting point of faith is some doubt. not being so full of yourself and so confident that you are

right and that god speaks only to us. >> and for those of you that are interested in stocks, it looks like the stock market will be way up again today. >> jimmy: that's right. all the way up to heaven. [ applause ] by the way, senator mitt romney's now at the top of the president's hit list. romney, as you know, was the only republican who voted to convict trump. this kind of tells you all you need to know about the president and the president's party. within hours of romney's vote, trump tweeted a fully-produced video attacking him, like presidents do. and not only did trump go after romney, he's back on the hundred hunter biden horse. today he made what might be his most ridiculous statement yet. >> they don't think it's corrupt when a son that made no money, that got thrown out of the military, that had no money at all is working for $3 million up front, $83,000 a month. they think that's okay.

because if it is, is ivanka in the audience? is ivanka here? boy, my kids could make a fortune. they could make a fortune. it's corrupt. >> jimmy: ivanka's like, could you leave me out of this? i've got shoes to sell when this is over. the idea that donald trump would criticize anyone for any kind of nepotism is -- he put his son-in-law in charge of peace in the middle east. his kids are the poster children for political privilege. this dopey donald jr., he is so desperate for daddy's love, this is what he posted to instagram yesterday. mom jeans? because you're a [ bleep ]. if mitt romney really was that, your father would have grabbed him by now, by the way. [ cheers and applause ] also i want to say, while we're criticizing people's clothes, let's take a look at some of don jr.'s outfits. there's his pink polo shirt. here he just came by from the north face store i guess,

lookin' sharp with the old man in that white collared shirt and big pants. and here we have the dumbest crayon in the box. [ laughter ] and as for trump's point about his kids compared to hunter biden, let's take a look at donald jr.'s resume. after college djtj was a bartender in aspen for a year. from that he graduated to supervising several trump building projects in manhattan. how did he land that gig? must have been one hell of a bartender. he helped launch trump mortgage which folded in 18 months. next got a job sitting and nodding next to his father on "apprentice." became a spokesman for cambridge who's who, a company that has received hundreds of complaints from the better business bureau, he was then put in charge of meetings like the one with the russians about hillary clinton that got his father in trouble. and wrote a book called "triggered" which made it number one because the republican committee got more than $100,000 worth of copies for week one.

and don't forget his special skills, powerpoint, excel, and shooting elephants. this is a self-made man who does it all and more. [ applause ] and his dad is -- the trump boy was on fox with tucker carlson last night and made it very clear he's very mad at mitt romney. >> it's sort of ironic when you look at even his political career. he's flip-flopped for political expediency on every major conservative issue that he says he believes in now that he's in utah again. just go look at the record, guys. it speaks for himself. whether it's his track record on life, the reality is this, he has come to donald trump for his endorsement, for money when he was running. he blew his chance. bigly. >> shut the [ bleep ] up! [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know, abe is always honest. he's -- boy. well, in happier news, i'm sure that you know on sunday right across the street from us here in hollywood, and airing right here on this network, the

92nd annual academy awards. it's like the west coast version of the iowa caucuses. there are nine nominees for best picture, which is a lot. so we decided to have some fun. we went out in the street and we asked people about a bunch of stuff we made up about these nominated films, none of what we're about to describe happened. but did that stop people from giving their takes on them? of course not. in a new academy awards edition of "lie witness news." >> we're out here talking to people about some of the oscar movies from this last year. there was of course "a beautiful day in the neighborhood." tomanks starring as mr. rogers. an incredible performance. >> it was amazing, yes. >> now, were you surprised by the violent daylight bank robbery at the beginning of the film? what was it like to see mr. rogers holding a smoking gun? >> you know, like, when i first took on the movie, i was like, i didn't come for this.

but to me it was quite, you know, exhilarating. for kids, it may have been -- >> a little violent for children? >> especially mr. rogers, yeah. >> now some people are thinking that larry david should have been nominated for best supporting actor for his appearance as the riddler in "joker." do you agree with that? >> yeah, he did a really good performance in that movie. so yeah. i guess he may win the oscar, yeah. >> do you think the song "tonight we're going to party like it's 1917" deserves the nomination for best song? >> yeah. it's touching, it's definitely a feel-good song. >> renee zellweger was nominated for "judy," the story of judy jetson, the first woman to walk on the moon. are you glad that story's being told? >> yeah. why not? isn't that monumental kind of? >> huge. >> yeah. i think that that's important. >> a lot of people loved antonio

banderas in the "chef boyardee story." but should the role have gone to an italian actor instead? >> yeah, i think that it should have gone to an italian actor. but -- >> it might have been a more believable portrayal. >> what are you going to do? it's hollywood. everything's rigged. >> "jojo rabbit," in which scarlett johansson lost 45 pounds to play the rabbit. do you think that was too dramatic a transformation? >> no. i think when you do a part in a movie you have to do it and it's amazing. >> and now she's got the nomination, so who cares? >> yeah. >> what did you think of the scene where de niro throws his arm around daniel day-lewis and says this guy really is an irish man? >> that part right there? it kind of like made me -- how can i say it? emotional but at the same time there was a plot twist to it. so you know it was kind of like, wow, it shows you how cold-blooded people are. >> there was of course "the two popes." which is the story of italian

scientists cloning the pope. did you like that blend of religion and science fiction? >> it was a good movie, but i just think that the message wasn't exactly -- i mean, they shouldn't make a movie out of something like that. i don't know. i think that's a really terrible thing that happened and it shouldn't be glorified. >> we shouldn't be playing god like that? >> no. i don't think so, man. i think that's all -- that should be a whole other thing. "harriet," the story of harriet tubman, do you think ariana grande was the right choice for the role? >> at first i didn't think she'd do a good job. but after seeing it i think she fit it pretty well. >> do you think she has a shot at the oscar for that? >> for an oscar? i'm not sure, i'm not sure. >> stick to singing maybe? >> yeah, stick to singing. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. we've got a good show tonight. kelsea ballerini is here. the impractical jokers with tenderloins are here.

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back to the show. tonight, we have a group of friends who earn their living doing terrible things to each other from "impractical jokers: the movie" and their tv show too. joe, james, brian, and sal, aka "the tenderloins" are here. [ cheers and applause ] and then, this is her forthcoming album. "kelsea" because that's her name. kelsea ballerini from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] next week on the show -- wow, we've got quite a list of guests next week. harrison ford, amy poehler, chris pratt, katy perry, lionel richie, and luke bryan, david sedaris, lucy hale, science bob pflugfelder, huey lewis will be here. and we'll have music from wiz khalifa, ty dolla sign, lil

yachty, sueco the child, andy schaub, and sam hunt. so please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] i might be getting too old for this job. our first guest is an emmy and tony award-winning man and the nine-time oscar host against whom all others are measured. his new comedy "standing up, falling down" premieres in theaters and on vod february 21st. please welcome billy crystal. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: how are you? >> great. always great to be here. >> jimmy: great to have you here. it's an honor to have you here. and i'm wondering what goes through your mind when you come into this neighborhood, where you hosted the oscars so many times. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you see the street closed down and you're maneuvering your way through.

what do you think of? >> how to use waze to get around here. >> jimmy: very practical. >> well, listen, we've hosted between the two of us 11 times. [ laughter ] and this year is another no-host show. >> jimmy: no host. >> which is like having a trial without witnesses. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: who'd ever have that? never heard of such a thing. >> it moves faster but it's not quite the result that you want. yeah. >> jimmy: do you think that a host is important to the show? >> yeah! don't you? >> jimmy: it seems like it. >> to me, you know, it's the tradition of it. when we did it, you know, i always felt i was in a line of johnny and bob hope. and the people i grew up with. >> jimmy: i felt the same way about you. yes. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i did. it's true. [ cheers and applause ] >> but i -- i always loved being out there. i loved the -- i guess the

trust, you know, that the movie academy had in me to get me out there. and i felt like it was a great honor to do it. and i think that when you have a show that's as long as it is things are going to happen. and i think the problem with the no-host thing perhaps is that there's not somebody out there to capitalize on that moment. like you had when the wrong best picture was nominated. >> jimmy: that's right. that show would still be on right now. >> yeah, if there's nobody there -- for me i had some of my best moments were when something went wrong. >> jimmy: what is something that sticks in your mind about something that went wrong? >> i had to introduce a 100-year old giant in the movie industry named hal roach. >> jimmy: hal roach. >> yes. hal roach created "our gang" comedies. little rascals. laurel & hardy. he was a real father of film comedy. and he was 100 years old. and i was supposed to introduce him. he was sitting right in the second row. and he was just supposed to wave on the occasion of his 100th

birthday. just stand up if he could, which he did. and just wave. so i said proper introduction, ladies and gentlemen, 100-year-old giant of the movie industry, we all owe him a debt of thanks, the one and only mr. hal roach. he stands up. and he waves. and he has no mike. and then he begins to talk. [ laughter ] and it sounded like this to everybody in that huge -- we were at the shrine. going -- [ quietly ] thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. i just want to say the days back in culver city when i had mr. laurel and mr. hardy back -- and we would ride down the boulevard and make movies and that was a beautiful thing. in 1935 -- [ laughter ] i met charlie chaplin for the first time. and we hit it off, and i said, why don't we do four-reelers and that's how feature comedies started. then came the war. [ laughter ]

and he's going on and on, and he's got no mike. and sitting in the front row is our friend warren beatty, and he's sitting there going, and the cyclops is on you, the camera's on you with the red light. and lines now are flying through my head. all right. say that. no, don't say that. then one hit like a slot machine in vegas and i just looked at the audience. i said it's very fitting because he got his start in silence films. [ applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. >> for me it was one of those moments. it's when you pat yourself on the back and say i was good at that moment. >> jimmy: you cannot prepare for that. that's just you and you're out there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i hope that happens again this weekend. >> yeah. i hope, i hope they get the right people out there in case something -- >> jimmy: i hope they don't. i hope it's a disaster. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we have to stick together, know what i mean? these jobs are very few.

how's your wife janice doing? >> she's great. she's here. >> jimmy: oh, good, she came along? things are good, things are all right? >> we're still together. folks, my proudest accomplishment, we will be married 50 years. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] what are you going to do? >> i was 7. she was 6. it was an orthodox hasidic thing. we hadn't even met. [ laughter ] but we're in the middle of a very odd thing that happened to us about six days ago. >> jimmy: okay. >> all right. it's 3:00 in the morning. and we don't know it, but outside a skunk has sprayed our air conditioning units. >> jimmy: right. >> so you know where this is going. so the house, we both wake up with this incredibly foul smell, my eyes watering, she looks at me, and she says "what the hell did you eat?" [ laughter ] i said that's not me.

she said, "we're married 49 years, that is you." [ laughter ] so it's a horrible, horrible, horrible smell. so the next day we call the air conditioning guy. comes out to check out how do you clean this unit? and he goes, you got a bigger problem than skunks. i said what? he said look at those paw prints. do you have a dog? i said no. he says that's a mountain lion. mountain lion. and there's little tufts of fur around. so i said did he scare the skunk and he sprayed? he said no, he ate the skunk. [ laughter ] eating a skunk. imagine how bad that gas would be? >> jimmy: you've got to be hungry. real hungry. >> so sorry i had that skunk. whoa. let me squat in some tomato juice and get rid of this. so now we got this potential, you know, mountain lion. and, you know, terrorizing the neighborhood. and we're terrified.

so we get these cameras that are night vision cameras that are motion controlled so if anything walks in front of them it takes a picture. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> two nights ago, you want to see a picture of a mountain lion? take a look at this guy. and -- [ laughter ] he's wearing a maga hat. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> so now he's got two strikes against him. >> jimmy: this really is a mountain lion. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: you need to move! there's no -- what are you going to do? >> janice says let's get a dog. i said you know what a dog is to a mountain lion? an appetizer. >> jimmy: a dog is not going to help you. >> listen, i like dogs, i had a dog as a kid. but at this point in my life, i travel a lot. if i'm home late at night and i'm in bed, if somebody's next to me going -- [ panting ] i want it to be my wife. [ laughter ] [ applause ]

have you ever seen -- have you ever seen anybody look happy when they're walking a dog? >> jimmy: no. >> they don't! they look miserable. they're waiting for this thing to carpet bomb. and, you know, and you could be, i don't care. doesn't matter how powerful you are, how much money, you could be a lawyer, the head of a company. you could be a queen. when you're waiting for a dog to do that, you're working for the dog. >> jimmy: 100%. >> you could be the pope, but you're still a dope with a plastic bag on your hand waiting to pick up poop! that's what it is. [ laughter ] we were at the white house in 2001. >> jimmy: okay. >> president bush. >> jimmy: right. >> we were screening a movie i directed called "61." about roger maris. so we're screening at the white house. and it was really exciting, i have to say. at the end of the movie president bush says good night, he goes upstairs to the residence, and they took us on a tour of the west wing.

now it's about 10:30 at night, we're leaving and president bush is coming down from the private quarters, and he looks like any, oh, middle-aged father who just put in a hard day of screwing up the economy. [ laughter ] and sending us into a war we should never have been in. you know, just a day. and he's got his sleeves rolled up, and he looked tired, but he was actually a fun guy, forgetting politics. and he's walking two dogs, and he's got a plastic bag in his hand. and i'm thinking, this is the most powerful man in the world and he's going to pick up poop. [ laughter ] and then later i found out they were dick cheney's dogs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! billy crystal is here. the movie is "standing up, falling down." we'll be right back. ♪ (sprintern) ...you can get the amazing iphone 11 for zero dollars a month when you trade-in your iphone 6s or newer...

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hey, rollins, right? rollins, hey, how are you doing? >> are you everywhere? >> i get around.

>> what are you doing here? >> i don't even know. >> wow, you killed rory. >> i didn't kill rory. >> that's why you were stressed. >> what are you doing? >> you had your hands on his shoulder right before you strangled him. >> he died of leukemia. are you high? >> yeah. >> jimmy: billy crystal and ben schwartz in "standing up falling down," a very sweet movie, a nice relationship. tell us a little bit about your character. >> i play marty, who is an alcoholic pot-smoking dermatologist, which is very difficult for me because i'm not a dermatologist. [ laughter ] it's a story of these two, oh, lost souls. the wonderful ben schwartz. >> jimmy: yeah, he's a nice kid, too. >> he's the real deal. >> jimmy: you guys have bonded. >> we've become very close friends. >> jimmy: you took him to the clippers game. >> yeah. i'm like his uncle. i take him to clippers games and

we hang out. he's an awfully funny guy. and a great -- he's one of those rare guys that you know was raised well. you know what i mean? he's terrific. >> jimmy: it's funny, because i'm guessing that your relationship was similar to the relationship you have in the movie. >> you know, he comes -- he's a failed comedian, the character. but aren't we all? [ laughter ] and he comes to me with a rash on his arm, and i help him out, but then we start talking. and i help him with his act by helping him with his life. and he helps me begin to clean up, and we start to understand each other, and i unburden myself of the past that's driving me to drink and do drugs and all that stuff. >> jimmy: does it feel odd for you? i know we all think of ourselves as just ourselves. you don't really attach an age to yourself. is it odd being like the mentor to guys like ben? or, you know, younger guys?

>> you know, it's -- first of all, it's lovely just to be working. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and working with great, brilliant people like that. i just acted and directed with the wonderful tiffany haddish. >> jimmy: yes. i know you did. [ applause ] >> very excited about that. i directed the movie, co-wrote it with alan sweibel and we have a very interesting story together. and that's called "here today" and it will be coming out later this year. >> jimmy: yes, i look forward to that. >> i loved working with her, and i loved working with ben, because they bring out the best in you. because we come from different times, obviously, you keep being reminded, you're older, but you know when you really get reminded that you're old? my birthday's coming up in march. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> i'm a medium in some things or a large in others. [ laughter ] i have to take my written driver's test. >> jimmy: over? >> yeah. >> jimmy: written! >> the written test over. this is a nightmare. i mean, i've been driving since

i'm 18. i'm going to be 72. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and i look fabulous. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you do. >> i have never gotten a ticket except i have 11,000 parking tickets. i've never gotten a ticket for a moving violation or anything like that. but when i take the practice tests i wouldn't get in the car with me. >> jimmy: are the questions hard? >> yeah, they're hard, let me see if -- how you'd do. >> jimmy: okay, good, all right. >> this is a true or false question. >> jimmy: okay. >> this is an actual from the test. all right. when driving under snowy or icy conditions, you should make speed and directional changes more gradually than you would otherwise. >> jimmy: yes. true. >> yeah. a broken yellow center line means that you can pass on the left if the road ahead is clear. >> jimmy: true. >> okay. when being followed by a tailgater, which finger do you use to tell them to back off? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i use the big one. >> okay.

when taking a selfie while driving -- >> jimmy: uh-huh. this is on the test? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> should you be in the portrait mode? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: absolutely. >> that's better. >> jimmy: there are more? >> yeah, some more. >> jimmy: okay. i feel like i'm doing well so far. >>ou're great. >> jimmy: okay, great. >> you're pushing 60. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> in a school zone. what is that infraction called? >> jimmy: uh, speeding, i guess. >> no, it's called the prince andrew. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we got to go out on that, right? come on. all right. one more. >> this is the last one. and i think we've been guilty about this. when parking in a handicapped space. how long after you exit the car should you fake your limp?

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bloomberg: i'm mike bloomberg and i approve this message. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. still to come, music from kelsea ballerini. our next guests are four grown men who torture each other for money on their very popular show "impractical jokers." next, they shift their shenanigans to the big screen. "impractical jokers: the movie" opens in theaters on february 21st. please welcome -- joe gatto, james murray, brian quinn and sal vulcano. the tenderloins. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> whoo! >> all right! >> jimmy: let me say right at the beginning, this kind of thing is right up my alley. tell everyone how long you guys have been doing this stuff to each other. >> we met as freshmen in high school in 1990. >> first day of high school. >> first day of high school. >> jimmy: 1990. and then you guys went your separate ways briefly and you came together and you've been doing, pulling pranks on each other and doing terrible things to each other. >> as best friends do. >> jimmy: for many, many years. >> it's like all the great love stories. we were together. we separated. we found each other. >> jimmy: i would imagine, though, that it is a very stressful way to live. how many episodes of the show have you done? >> 200 airs next week.

>> 200th episode. >> jimmy: that's a crazy amount of shows. >> i think we're on to something. >> people think it's so fun. they watch it, they're like, we want to hang out with you guys, you want to try it out, what you guys do, it looks so much fun. and i like -- just to be frank, it's terrible. it's not fun. >> jimmy: it seems terrible. >> it's no way to live your life. we live our lives riddled with anxiety. you can never get comfortable. >> jimmy: like honestly, right now, are any of you worried that something's going to happen? >> i don't think this is real. >> he said to me backstage, he goes, oh, no, you're sitting behind me. >> jimmy: because i am a little worried something's going to happen to me right now. >> as you should be. >> jimmy: i came in with my spider senses tingling right now. and your families are not exempt from this. like everybody's involved. right? >> oh, yeah. that's actually the worst part of it. you would think that your family would want to protect you. they can't wait for that phone

to ring to be like, oh, i get to be on tv and i get to mess with my brother? we shot the movie, we did this bit in the movie where they had me doing a talk in a social media thing. what are 43-year-old guys doing teaching people about social media? stupid to begin with. and i throw it over to video and the video comes over and it's some stupid social media nonsense. and he on the day off from the movie flew up to pennsylvania where my parents live and had them shoot a fake porn movie. >> they took to it so naturally. >> and my mother goes to church three times a week. and she was saying things like oh, do your pipes need cleaning and stuff like that. she goes on wednesdays even when nobody's there. she locks up when she's done. >> it's a wednesday? take it easy, carol. >> he directed them in the porno he grew up with. >> jimmy: that is crazy. and that is fun. and now you're talking about this movie. how is the movie different from the television show? >> well, it's -- we finally had the opportunity to do all the big things we wanted to do. we had a lot of ideas we never

could fit into a 22-minute episode. now with the movie, we have free rein to wreak havoc. >> everything they said no to us over the ten years, we put it on a list. and with the movie we did everything they said we couldn't do. >> jimmy: paula abdul is in the movie. how did that happen. >> by magic. >> part of the movie takes place in the '90s when we met in high school. and we wanted someone that represented that era for us. she was really huge for us back then. i personally had a very big crush on paula abdul, she was one of my first, oh, women! the "opposites attract" song was written after sal -- >> i had teen magazines and i'd rip it and i had like paula abdul all over my wall. and i didn't tell her that when we filmed. i was like, it's a pleasure to meet you. this will be a professional endeavor. >> jimmy: were you too embarrassed to tell her that? >> i was a little shy. funny enough i had two crushes back then.

paula abdul and billy crystal. they both had unlimited talent and figures that just won't quit. >> jimmy: i hope you got to meet billy crystal and fulfill that fantasy. >> i went up to say hi to him backstage and somebody came out and cracked my neck. they really didn't want -- >> that was billy crystal. >> he ordered a coffee from me. i had to give him a latte. >> jimmy: but re also for once have a nice surprise for you, sal. something that i think actually you're going to really take to. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> don't kill her! don't kill her! >> jimmy: paula, sit, sit, how are you?

sit -- feel free to sit right on sal if you want to. >> this, this is quite the pickle. >> jimmy: tell paula. >> tell her more. >> jimmy: tell her all the stuff you didn't want to tell her. >> you know what the funniest thing is, i've got them on set, he's the one that keeps walking away from me. >> you know, because -- because -- >> look at him. he can't even talk. [ laughter ] >> he can't even get it out. >> you know, jimmy, you know. >> we were friends, but i never revealed to you that i had this -- >> jimmy: look into paula's eyes when you tell her these things. >> i feel like i'm the bachelor right now. >> tell her how you feel about her. >> so i will give you a moment, buddy. >> go, go, go. >> we'll be over here. we'll be over here. [ cheers and applause ] >> set the mood. >> a little romance. >> it was 1989.

summerish. and "straight up" just came out. and it was the song of the summer for me. it was the song of the summer for all of us. and it was just hit after hit. it was "cold-hearted snake," it was "opposites attract." i fell for you hook line and sinker. i had you all over my wall. it was you and george michael. and god bless. and here we are right now. this is honestly everything i've done in the show in a decade this is the most uncomfortable i've ever been. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: by the way. not only, not only do we have this rose and this beautiful meeting with paula, but we've been able to get you, the two of you a pair of tickets to the "sonic the hedgehog" movie for valentine's day. date night. "impractical jokers: the movie" opens in theaters february 21st. thank you all for being here. we'll be right back with kelsea ballerini.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to billy crystal, paula abdul and the tenderloins. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first this is her album. it's called "kelsea." here with the song "homecoming queen," kelsea ballerini! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ hey, homecoming queen why do you lie when somebody's mean where do you hide ♪ ♪ do people assume you're always alright been so good at smiling most of your life ♪ ♪ look damn good in the dress zipping up the mess dancing with your ♪ ♪ best foot forward does it get hard to have to play the part

nobody's feeling ♪ ♪ sorry for ya but what if i told you the world wouldn't end if you started showing ♪ ♪ what's under your skin what if you let 'em all in on the lie even the homecoming ♪ ♪ queen cries ♪ hey homecoming queen ♪ how's things at home ♪ still walking on egg shells ♪ when that curtains closed did your daddy teach you how to act tough or more like your mama ♪ ♪ sweep it under the rug look damn good in the dress zipping up the mess ♪

♪ dancing with your best foot forward did you want the crown or does it weigh you down ♪ ♪ nobody's feeling sorry for ya what if i told you the world wouldn't end ♪ ♪ if you started showing what's under your skin what if you let 'em all in on the lie ♪ ♪ even the homecoming queen cries yeah, what if i told you the sky wouldn't fall ♪ ♪ if you lost your composure said to hell with it all not everything pretty sparkles and shines ♪ ♪ and even the homecoming queen cries ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh oh, yeah ♪ ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh even the homecoming queen cries ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ mmmmm ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh hey

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