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>> oscar winner renee zellweger and >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- oscar nominee renée zellweger. from "power", curtis "50 cent" jackson. mean tweets, nfl edition. and music from caroline polachek. and now, can you believe it, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. how are you? thanks, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. it's very nice. i appreciate that. and thank you for joining us on what is the second and final day of q and a at donald trump's first in a series of impeachment trials.
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captain coverup, mitch mcconnell's hoping to have it all wrapped up by tomorrow. mitch mcconnell has done everything he can to kill this, despite the fact that the majority of the country, 53% of americans say they are increasingly convinced that donald trump did something wrong. the poll was done by researchers at no-duh university. but the president's lawyers have argued that not only did he not do anything wrong he literally cannot do anything wrong. oj's guy, alan dershowitz says if he does something that he thinks will help him get elected, that could not result in impeachment. he's basically saying his reelection is in our best interest. by that logic, he could start eating bald eagles for breakfast saying i need my strength for the campaign trail. tomorrow they will vote on whether to allow witnesses at the trial.
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metropoli they keep arguing that if they have the right to call their witnesses, trump will have the right to call his witnesses, too. yeah, right, that's how trials work. that's if the 49ers send out their special teams. you kick off, i swear to god, we will try to run it back. the other big argument is if they open it up to witnesses, the trial could go on for months, preventing the senate from getting business done, as if they get business done. blockbuster has done more business than the senate has. they asked for one week of limited witness testimony. all this fuss is over one witness in particular, that is trump's now former national security adviser, john bolton, who says he's willing to testify that the president specifically told him he was holding back hundreds of millions of dollars in aid to ukraine in exchange for dirt on hunter biden.
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that is especially problematic for republicans because their big argument in the house was all this we're hearing is a bunch of hearsay. >> democrat case is based on second hand opinions and hearsay. >> impeachment based on hearsay. >> hearsay, hearsay. >> hearsay. >> hearsay. >> hearsay. >> hearsay. >> hearsay. >> hearsay. >> hearsay. >> hearsay. >> hearsay. >> hearsay. >> hearsay. hearsay. >> hearsay. >> hearsay. >> hearsay. >> hearsay. >> quadruple hearsay. >> jimmy: all right, well, let's hear what he has to say. [ applause ] no, they don't want to hear what he has to say. democrats need four republicans to join them on the witness vote. they may be able to get three. that's where it's going to get interesting. in the event of a tie, if the vote's 50-50, john roberts could cast the tiebreaker, but he doesn't have to. he can also do nothing.
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he can elect to not vote, in which case the tie would go to -- are you following this, guillermo? donald trump would then get off. >> guillermo: a little bit. >> jimmy: thank you. we've been doing our part to shore up support for one republican in particular. mitt romney of utah, who has indicated that he will likely vote for witness testimony. and to help push him over the top, i've been bribing the be-jesus out of him this week. i've been promising two of his favorites. twinkies and milk. i offered him a whole dairy cow to mitt or get off the pot. tonight we're going to sweeten that pot. senator romney, if come tomorrow you vote in favor of witnesses, you will receive not just the milk, not just the twinkies, a vip package at the resort in beautiful lake charles, louisiana. spend the night the dancing awkwardly in place to the mormon madonna herself, marie osmond. party till lights out at 9:00
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p.m. only at the lauberge casino resort, retail value, $189.99. so that's, there you have it. the ball is in your court, mitt. time to dock her up. dock her up! eventually, we are going to hear from john bolton when his book comes out in march. and he goes on tv to promote it. the book's called "the room where it happened" this hamilton reference. he's also written a book for kids. would you like to see it? we spent all day making it. it's called a bushy bolton's bombshell. i'll read it to you. bushy bolton wrote a book, proving donald trump's a crook.
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the prez told bushy that he made a quid pro quo for foreign aid. now bushy wants to take the stand, exposing president tiny hands. no testimony! that is that, as mitch mcconnell stroked his cat. rudy g was so upset, he strangled mitch's little pet. djtj was so scared he shot a baby polar bear. melania got on a horse and rode to get a quick divorce. if bushy bolton testifies about the donald's many lies, say good-bye to the defense and welcome president mike pence. that's what will happen, you know. [ applause ] sunday, i'm sure you know sunday the chiefs play the niners in super bowl liv, kansas city
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versus san francisco. this is the super bowl that could finally answer the question, will j. lo get an interception. kansas city is favored by a point and a half. but really, we don't know. only the dogs know who's going to win this game for sure. i'll explain. for the past four years in a row, we've checked in with a pair of prognosticating pugs. who picked a winner correctly four times. we reached out to their owners, leon and pat. and here they are again, live from eugene. say hello to ella and petunia. hi, ella and petunia. [ applause ] petunia? hey, guys, yeah. it's that time of year. and we're wondering who you like in the big game. who do you pick, the niners or the chiefs for this thing? what do you think? petunia, bark once if you say -- oh, my goodness, all right, well, i guess i picked a bad time to check in.
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you know what? we'll check in next week for their oscar picks. football fans are a passionate bunch. from time to time, we enjoy putting that passion on display, and it is time once again for an all-new, all-nfl edition of mean tweets. ♪ >> hi, i'm tom brady, and i'm a crybaby, and i have a butthole in my chin. >> i imagine patrick mahomes barber is a super hero who has to run out and save the world every time he gets halfway through mahomes haircut. this dude, travis kelce, looks like the notre dame leprechaun. >> cory, hold my [ bleep ], now you hold mine. >> his nose is so big it looks like he's been lying every day for his whole life. that's a good one. >> pray for devon.
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ain't nothing wrong with him. he just [ bleep ] sucks. >> more like panasonic michelle so far. >> ty girly is a [ bleep ] snowflake loser bitch. >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] you tom brady, you fat bitch. i hope you cry. i do cry, too. >> why is he running look like forest gump running when he had the braces on his legs? that's [ bleep ]ed up. >> clay matthews is a guy who farts into a bottle of sunny d, puts it in the fridge and consumes it the next morning. >> joey goff throws the football like he's got a [ bleep ] in his pants. >> he looks like every old timey tablecloths in america got together and had an orgy and made that outfit.
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>> your brain fell out with your hair kicking [ bleep ]. why don't you bite my angry rebel [ bleep ]. >> [ bleep ] you, tom brady. i hope your dog eats chocolate and gets really sick and throws up on your sock. that's [ bleep ]ed up. >> jimmy: you know, when you're attacking -- [cheers and applause] -- the pets you've gone too far. it's thursday night, and that means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not, it is this week in unnecessary censorship. >> oprah winfrey is facing criticism and calls for her to reconsider the choice of the controversial new novel american [ bleep ] for her book club. >> are you still the president's personal attorney? >> yes, i am. >> when was the last time you [ bleep ]ed him? >> two days ago. >> is there anything of significance to giuliani? >> he [ bleep ]ed me for 20
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minute. >> he's a big [ bleep ]? >> i always tell young people my motto is study hard, [ bleep ] harder. >> there ain't nothing like grabbing a dude and you [ bleep ]ing a dude. and i swear, this is the god-honest truth. it might be a better feeling than scoring touchdowns. >> later on, dale sureno has some tips for you. >> big [ bleep ] on that one. >> you know what? i'm good. >> peter's going to [ bleep ] you in cleveland, ohio. >> okay. >> that's why i always say you have to [ bleep ] yourself, because nobody else is going to do it. >> i made something for you. >> oh, how to [ bleep ] baby [ bleep ]. thank you. >> jimmy: you're welcome. we have a good show tonight. music from caroline polachek. curtis "50 cent" jackson is
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>> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome back to the show tonight. tonight, from "power", on starz, and he has a new show called "for life" coming to abc february 11th. curtis "50 cent" jackson is here. he got a star on the hollywood walk of fame today. did you go out there to see him get a star on the hollywood walk of fame today? >> guillermo: i went and had a drink. >> jimmy: what did you have? >> guillermo: we had an apple martini. >> jimmy: for real? >> he loves them, yeah. >> jimmy: little ladies lunch, huh? then, her album is called "pang." she has written many songs you know and love, including for beyoncé. caroline polacheck from the mercedes-benz stage. [cheers and applause] next week, we have new shows with will arnett, senator al franken, nick kroll, billy crystal, paul reubens, tika sumpter, the tenderloins,
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[cheers and applause] plus music from hot country knights, big thief, and russ. so please join us for all of that. [cheers and applause] our first guest is a beloved oscar and golden globe-winning actress who will elbow you in the throat if you tell her she completes you. she is nominated for her performance as judy garland in the movie "judy." it's in theaters now. please welcome renée zellweger. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> how are you? >> jimmy: it's great to see you. you look fantastic. >> thanks. >> jimmy: i like that dress. [cheers and applause] how are you? >> i'm great, thanks. >> jimmy: you really look great, i like that. it's very sparkly, and really, you could wear that to the oscars, or is it not fancy enough for the oscars? >> well, you know what? i hadn't thought about it, but
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it might be too late now. >> jimmy: are you already thinking about what you're, do you know what you're going to wear to the oscars? >> i don't, actually, hm-mm. >> jimmy: somebody else will figure that out, though, right? >> i'd like to be part of the conversation. >> jimmy: you won the sag award, the golden globe. i know you're going to the baftas in london. >> mm-hm. >> jimmy: is it true you're driving yourself to the airport? >> mm-hm. doesn't everybody? >> jimmy: and you'll park yourself and then go in? >> that's usually how it works. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: at l.a.x., i know to most people in normal places that sounds like no big deal, but that's a real commitment. >> yeah, no, it really is. it's a sojourn. you may never come back. you're asking like a million people to go into one circle and be polite to each other. >> jimmy: they've closed off almost all the parking. so you drive in a circle, curse and go away. >> you know what?
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it's nice to see you, i got at that go. >> jimmy: you won in 2004. >> i can't remember. >> jimmy: for "cold mountain". >> it was 2004? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i think so. >> thank you. >> jimmy: do you have like something that stands out in your memory above all others besides winning the oscar itself? >> it's such a weird moment, you know? that you just remember that your plan to not do that spiral that you see people do on tv when you roll your eyes, it just goes out the window. you're not going to be the geek person who freezes up and can't hear anything and gets emotional and then somebody says your name and you hear this, like, dooo. and then, you know, you do the geek spiral. do you. you do the geek spiral and hope you don't stumble on the way up. and i couldn't hear anything and i didn't remember anything. and i remember somebody was
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talking, and i guess it was me. and i was looking out at the audience, you know, my co-workers for so many years and friends and people i've admired forever and ever. fan, yes, geek fan in that room, big time. and i remember thinking, my gosh, it's like sergeant pepper's album cover. all these people were frozen, staring and i remember sean penn was at 12:00. he was just smiling. i was talking, going that's sean penn. i don't remember what i said. >> jimmy: you got spakoli'd in the middle of your speech. >> thank you for pointing that out. >> jimmy: i assume you've seen this. but you were on the cover of "vanity fair" this month with jennifer lopez. as part of the world's least scary biker gang. [ laughter ]
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you are really on his back or is this photo shopped? >> i'm tellin' you, that's the way to meet somebody. >> jimmy: how long did it take to do this? >> it wasn't that long. >> jimmy: not too long? >> it was long for my left thigh, because i was balancing on my tippytoe. >> jimmy: did you say i'd like to be one of the people driving the motorcycle? >> i didn't really care. because eddie murphy was going to be there and j. lo. i'm like, whatever. >> jimmy: was he fun? >> he was so nice. fun. just playing some music and singin'. he's got a lovely voice. he was fine. i was just trying to not put all my weight on him, because you know, ladies, you know what i'm talkin' about. i'm trying to be, you know. >> jimmy: he's a sturdy man. >> i'm sure he could have handled the task. but we just met. so i figured, you know. >> jimmy: do you recognize this home that is currently for sale? [ laughter ]
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>> we built that house. >> jimmy: this is, this home won't last. once home to famed actress renee zellweger. this was your childhood home? >> it was one of them. that was my dad's dream. my dad is a swiss engineer. so he was always building things with his soldering iron on the dining room table. >> jimmy: he built it with that? >> one day, one day, he bought that land from one of his co-workers, and we planted some little baby pine trees. >> jimmy: that are big now. >> i don't think they made the cut in the photo. but we put the septic system in. we were out in the yard with the ditch witch. >> jimmy: is that right? >> oh, yeah. dad wants to do it right. if you want it done right you do it yourself. >> jimmy: is that how he? >> so we did it. we built a septic system together. hey. oh, the things can you do. >> jimmy: does your dad, does your family have a little party
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and watch the, like the oscars and these shows when you're nominated for them? >> yeah, actually. >> jimmy: they do? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and do you call them right afterwards? >> in 2000 and -- >> jimmy: well, you won the sag award and the golden globe. do you call them up? >> well, yeah. i don't bring my phone in with me, but after i do, yeah. >> jimmy: you check in with them in and everybody screams and all that kind of stuff? >> it's very sweet. >> jimmy: you know maybe one of them could drop you off at the airport. >> jimmy: the movie is "judy." we'll be right back.
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♪ once in a lullaby >> jimmy: that is renee zellweger in "judy." it's in theaters now. you are nominated for an academy award, as well. what a sad life she had. talk a little bit about this period of judy garland's life. i didn't know much about her. i know she was in "wizard of oz." but it's really a tough go she had, it seems. >> well, i didn't know much about this chapter of her life either. this is towards the end of her life. she did a series of concerts over in london. and yes, she was facing financial hardships. she didn't really have a place to live and was not getting work because she was considered unemployable. so she went over and did these concerts and the movie touches on that part of her life when she was trying to get her next new chapter going, you know.
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>> jimmy: separated from her children, which is very tough. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i have to compliment you on your singing in the movie, not just because it's very good, but on top of it, you really, a lot of times in these movies, they'll record the vocal track in a studio, and you go lip synch it, but you really did the singing there each time in front of everyone on camera. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: that's so much better i think. did you want to do it like that? >> no. no, definitely not. but rupert, the director, he thought that would be better, too. but i didn't think he was serious. i thought i would be able to talk him out of it on the day. >> jimmy: you did. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you were unable to talk him out of it. >> yeah, i couldn't talk him out of it. >> jimmy: did that frighten you, singing live in front of the crew. >> yeah. >> jimmy: to an extreme extent. >> yeah, that's what a tight schedule is good for. there's no time to sit around
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and try to, you know, i don't know. >> jimmy: think about it too much. >> yeah. you just got to go do it. i was lucky. everybody in the audience, all actors. by the time we're doing these performances we've all been talking and telling stories, so all of a sudden it was friends. just like friends. >> jimmy: it was like karaoke, except you were the only one doing it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you also recorded the sound track at abbey road. >> yes. >> jimmy: are you a big beatles fan? >> very much, how about you. >> jimmy: very much. even more so now that my kids are young, they love beat bugs. on netflix, have you seen this? this is bugs singing beatles songs. it's pretty good. i don't know how i got off on that. but this is, there's you crossing the famous pose. you couldn't round up three friends?
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[ laughter ] >> it was early, really, really early. >> jimmy: what time was it when you did this? >> it was probably 7:00. >> jimmy: are people considerate? everybody's taking pictures there all day, right? >> actually, yeah. people take turns. it was really sweet, but there wasn't anybody line up at that hour. >> jimmy: who took the picture for you? >> david livingstone. >> jimmy: it's like going up to the hollywood sign. we don't do it here. he's english. i know you have to go to london. will you be watching the super bowl? or is there too much? >> oh, i'll find a way. >> jimmy: you will watch it in london or come back? >> i will find a way. i got to see j. lo do her thing, come on. >> jimmy: are you rooting for either of the teams? >> i'm rooting for j. lo. >> jimmy: she's going to win either way. >> i know. >> jimmy: congratulations on all the accolades. "judy" is in theaters now.
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>> jimmy: earlier, today, he received a star on the hollywood walk of fame. and please say hello to curtis "50 cent" [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: there it is. congratulations. good to see you. >> always good to see you. >> jimmy: now you know you're supposed to leave that out there. you're not supposed to take it home. >> i know, i know. i just wanted to make sure everybody got a chance to see it. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: it's nice. what will you do with that? will you hang that in your home? >> yeah, this is like, one of my lawyers had the guy who actually did the art, puts it in the ground, do it. >> jimmy: i see you got curtis,
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50 cent jackson, the whole thing on there. acting you got curtis. it makes no sense at all. but you want your name on there. >> i don't want them to come wanting to see 50 cent and then seeing the character. >> jimmy: you were on our show, the second-ever show, 17 years ago this week. now you have a star on the hollywood walk of fame. how much credit should go to me for this? any? like on a scale of -- [cheers and applause] >> i just noticed for the first time. i just noticed that you have stars right there on the floor. >> jimmy: that's how i know where to stand. >> why can't you just put my name on that? >> jimmy: i will 100% get a sharpie and put your name on it. and every night, i'll look down and think of you as we speak. there it is, it's blank now, but
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it won't be blank for long. yeah. we'll put your name on every star in the area. your star is down the block? >> yeah, i wanted mine next to trump's. it gets vandalized a lot. i just wanted it in the shot. >> jimmy: you figured you'd get more news coverage that way? haven't you been in enough shots? he knows. >> i thought we were friends. >> jimmy: that's why we can speak like this together. speaking of friends, two of your good friends, dr. dre was there today, eminem was there today. you get to pick two people to speak at your thing. >> right. >> jimmy: did you call them and ask them to come? >> m, yeah. and then dre found out and was like, why didn't he ask me to come? and i was like, i was going to call you. i'm calling you now. i'm hoping he's available.
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and everybody just, you know, cleared their schedules. >> jimmy: i have a photograph of you guys together. and there, that's an imposing -- [cheers and applause] mt. rushmore hip-hop right there. and you guys coordinated the sneakers. was that a coincidence or did you coordinate that? >> that was a coincidence. >> jimmy: do you ever wear dirty sneakers? >> hell, no. >> jimmy: eminem spoke. we have a clip about eminem's speech about 50 today. >> i'm here today because this is not only like a business partner to me. it's one of the best friends i've ever known in the world. and i would say that it's much more fun to be his friend than it is to be his enemy.
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cause this guy is [ bleep ]in' relentless. >> jimmy: i'm going to guess that has not been said before. [cheers and applause] [ laughter ] is that true? have you ever had any kind of an issue with eminem? >> no. >> jimmy: never, never. >> because he's done everything for me. provided opportunity. and dre is to him like what he is to me. so having us together is the coolest thing. >> jimmy: it is cool. >> like you. like for the number one spot, the show being in the number one spot. >> jimmy: that's not really a beef. it's a competition that i consistently lose. >> i believed you, like the first time you told me that. but i don't believe you no more. >> jimmy: did you bring that up last time? >> no, now i figured out, we got the same agent. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, right, right. >> so like 20 years you been telling me this, bro.
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>> jimmy: i'll fill you in about a lot of stuff about me if you like. >> i'm behind the scenes, watching, i meet these people, yeah, ye. steven. >> jimmy: i like that you've been doing research on my relationship with stephen colbert, and yeah, we do have the same agent. that's true. >> how does that work? for 20 years? who is this guy? i need to talk to him. >> jimmy: you're not going to kill him, are you? >> no. you got two of the hottest people in late night, and you want to be in the middle of that? so he's probably trying to -- >> jimmy: he a just wants commissions. that's all he's interested in. >> oh, that's how it works. >> jimmy: yeah, i'll introduce you to him. his name's baby doll. you'll like him. he's going to wake up out of
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his -- he's probably watching. he's probably watching colbert. he'll wake up, oh, baby, i saw you on tv today. let's talk about you, i have very little time with you. will you go to the super bowl first of all? >> yeah, i'll go out there. >> jimmy: do you have a favorite team of these two? >> no. >> jimmy: you do not? >> i think, i'm going to go with, i don't even know which way i would go. if i was bettin'. >> jimmy: yeah, are you going to bet? >> no, i would only bet friends. not betting the sports book. because that would make it close, and it's not even that close. >> jimmy: i see. what's most amount of money you've ever lost at a sports book? >> about $80,000. >> jimmy: what was that bet? >> manny pacquiao and bradley fight. >> jimmy: it was a split decision or something, right? you lost. >> yeah, they said bradley won the fight. i forgot, like bradley was with barbero. >> jimmy: boxing is always a little -- >> it's a criminal enterprise. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to mention a couple things. there's a season finale of
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"power." it's become this big culture, i'm surprised you're ending the show. >> well, it's only ending to start again. >> jimmy: i see. >> because "power", book two, the second book starts 48 hours after the finale. >> jimmy: did you have to call the people at apple and say we have a show called "power book two." are you allowed to call it that? >> most of the shows are made from books. call it book two, book three. >> jimmy: this other show that is going to be on abc "for life." this is a very interesting story, how did you get involved with this? >> actually, it connects to my relationship with floyd. i was a licensed promoter in the state of nevada. at the time, a friend of mine wanted me to come to a fight club. and it was like, it wasn't legal. >> jimmy: so there's a real fight club.
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>> put the gloves on and fight. it turned to 300 people hanging out, coming to see. they wanted me to come, and i'm like, i'm not going, it's still illegal. i still got my license. i don't want to -- >> jimmy: you don't want to mess with that. >> they had to hire an attorney to legitimatize the show. and it was isaac wright jr. who the story is loosely based on. >> jimmy: he became an attorney while he was incarcerated. >> he was sentenced to 70 years plus life, the first person convicted under the statute in new jersey. and he worked himself out of the penitentiary. >> jimmy: he lawyered himself out of prison and other inmates as well. >> other inmates' cases that helped him get his case in court and got himself out. >> jimmy: that's very interesting. so you were so taken by this, you said i want to make
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this series. >> it's not like one in a million, it's only one. why are you explaining the story to me? i was like, i got my phone, i'm like googling it. >> jimmy: to make sure he was not -- >> yeah, making sure was cool, because he was telling me crazy [ bleep ]. when it turned out to be true, i thought, this is good. i started calling my people. i'm putting this on tv. >> jimmy: you actually made the transaction in person? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how much money do you have on you right now? >> i didn't bring any money. >> jimmy: is it in the dressing room? guillermo, go root around before he gets -- >> guillermo: i'll go right now. >> yeah, that guy. >> jimmy: you really will have no money. >> he will be drunk on your show. >> jimmy: yep, drunk security. >> he goes and has an apple martini in the middle of everything. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. congratulations, it's a big deal. "power", the season finale. and the new show, "for life."
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tuesday, february 11th here on abc. and we'll return with music from caroline polachek. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the 2020 gle, mercedes benz, the best or nothing. try to win by attacking, now, we know the trump strategy- distorting, dividing. mr. president: it. won't. work. newspapers report bloomberg is the democrat trump fears most. as president, universal healthcare that lets people keep their coverage if they like it. a record on job creation. a doable plan to combat climate change. i led a complex, diverse city through 9-11 and i have common sense plans to move america away from chaos to progress! i'm mike bloomberg and i approve this message.
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank renée zellweger and curtis "50 cent" jackson, apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next but first, this is her album "pang." here with the song "so hot you're hurting my feelings," caroline polachek. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ ahh, ah, ah, ah ah ah ahh, ah, ah, ah ah ah ahh, ah, ah, ah ah ah ahh, ah, ah, ah ah ah ♪ ♪ not like i'm counting the days ahh, ah, ah, ah but it's been twenty five ♪ ♪ you're out there killing the
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game but damn i miss you tonight mmm mm ♪ ♪ and i'm out at a party they're playing our song i cry on the dancefloor it's so embarrassing ♪ ♪ don't send me photos you're making it worse 'cause you're so hot it's hurting my feelings ♪ ♪ i get a little lonely get a little more close to me you're the only one ♪ who knows me babe so hot you're hurting my feelings can't deal ♪ ♪ with all the x-rated dreaming ahh, ah, ah, ah back on the coast ♪ to coast life you know i live for the hustle but damn i miss you ♪ tonight mmm mm and
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i'm out at a party they're playing our song ♪ ♪ i cry on the dancefloor it's so embarrassing don't send me photos you're making it worse ♪ ♪ 'cause you're so hot it's hurting my feelings i get a little lonely get a little more ♪ close to me you're the only one who knows me babe so hot you're hurting ♪ ♪ my feelings ♪ and i'm out at a party they're playing our song i cry on the dancefloor ♪ ♪ it's so embarrassing don't
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send me photos you're making it worse 'cause you're so hot ♪ ♪ it's hurting my feelings i get a little lonely get a little more close to me you're the only one ♪ who knows me babe so hot you're hurting my feelings can't deal ♪ ♪ so hot you're hurting my feelings can't deal so hot you're hurting ♪ my feelings can't deal so hot you're hurting ♪ my feelings can't deal ♪ [cheers and applause]
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this is "nightline." tonight, a secret war. the amazon rain forest under attack. fires and illegal logging destroying one of the earth's most vital resources. and now, an indigenous tribe is fighting back. on a dangerous and deadly mission to protect their land. with rare access, we follow them to the front lines. >> we have no idea what we're getting into. >> in a fight that has global consequences. how the sacrifices of a few may be proin

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