all right. that is our report. we appreciate your time. >> thank you for joining us. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- mark wahlberg. from "the invisible man", storm reid. this week in unnecessary censorship. and music from goody grace featuring blink-182. and now, stay still. jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, thank you. ♪ [cheers and applause] welcome, welcome, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. please, relax, relax. thank you. that's very nice. thank you for being a part of our mandatory quarantine. no one's leaving the room for eight weeks. so get to know each other. no, i am honored you braved the germs to be with us. the stock market is down and the

coronavirus is up. this planet is going to pure l n a handbasket. they just identified this new case of coronavirus in the state of california. and it's curious, because the person who got it didn't go anywhere or come into contact with anyone who went to one of these travel hotspots. last night i ordered post mates, and before i let him in i made the delivery guy spray himself down with the hose. they've deployed remote control tanks in china that shoot disinfectant onto the citizenry. that should clear it up. it's a lysol roomba. but we don't have that. president trump is concerned, not necessarily for health reasons, but because the dow was down almost 1200 points today, it was the worst one-day drop ever in the history of the stock market and a soft economy could hurt his chances for reelection.

it's virus versus virus right now. so yesterday trump put mike pence on the case. the "new york times" reported that he said he picked pence because he has nothing else to do. [ laughter ] it's interesting that he picked pence to handle this. especially because in 2014 donald trump tweeted, obama just appointed an ebola czar with zero experience in infectious disease control, a total joke. there's a tweet for everything. it's almost like donald trump from the past is trying to stop donald trump in the future. and it's just not working. this is a funny joke, too. back in may of 2018, to save money, the trump administration disbanded the u.s. pandemic response team, although, to be fair, who could ever see something like that coming in to be handy, and another reason trump better start taking this more seriously, the coronavirus

may result in a shortage of his favorite drink. apparently, the artificial sweetner used in diet coke comes from china. he drinks 14 cokes a day. in the morning he blends it with fried chicken skins and calls it a smoothie. the president is a germaphobe. he doesn't like sick people around. so the white house and cdc are reinforcing the importance of washing your hands with a video. >> the white house presents how to wash your hands. step one. turn on water. step would. apply soap to hands. step three. rub hands together. until perfectly clean. step four. dry them off. now you're safe to do the things you love virus free. >> so good. mm. >> a message from cdc.gov.cd

>> jimmy: that's why we need to eat our vegetables. tonight at the white house the president and first lady held an event to honor black history month. of course they chose february 27th to do it. like a new year's eve party that starts at 11:58 p.m. they really went for it. they had special outfit the and everything. the fresh prince of bad hair, and i love the idea of donald trump and black history. this is a man who thinks that rosa parks is short from omarosa parks. "dot rig "do the right thing" has a higher rating. trump is calling them black voice for america community centers. black americans are calling them a trap. they say the goal is to engage voters and discuss the

incredible strides black americans have made. what's next, the mike pence lgbt club? this isn't an outreach program. this is the sequel to "get out." they released a photo of some of the senators. this sign caught my eye. they want to you text "woke", to88022, just to find out how dumb you are, like when the nigerian prince e-mail you asking for $600. but in this case, it's our president. they are so opposite of woke that they are selling hats with the word "woke" on them, and who better to model those hats than the sleepiest guy in maga land, ben carson. if that doesn't get the vote i don't know what he will do, kanye will have to come down

your chimney i guess. michael bloomberg took a shot, say what you want about mike bloomberg. this is a gentleman who knows thousa how to deliver a laugh. >> i spell team t-e-a-m. there's no "i" in team. >> jimmy: cpac is under way in washington. if'rou ye goesot on at cpac, this clip should tell you all you need to know. >> we have david snider, dr. david snider, a leading orthopedist and writer of a new book. and he'll tell you among other things why socialized medicine killed princess diana. you heard it here first. >> jimmy: and hopefully last. i don't know. this year cpac covered the whole building with tinfoil so they don't have to wear the individual hats. meanwhile, there is a fugitive

on the loose in australia. >> a male baboon escaped a facility where he was scheduled to undergo a vasectomy, and he ran off with two female baboons who were there to keep him calm during the procedure. >> jimmy: that's called unfinished business! it makes me miss charlie sheen. it's a weird thing. in other prime eigate news, can guess which state is invade? of course it's florida! florida has monkeys with herpes. six of these monkeys were brought to florida in the '30s to provide tourists with the jungle-type experience. since then, they've multiplied to nearly 400 herpes mondkeys. every time they try to put the condom over the banana in

training, one of them eats the banana. that was almost a popsicle stick joke. tensions are very high with this virus at airports around the world, but if you're flying air new zealand, you can relax. starting in october they will be offering bunk beds in coach. these are for those times when you're on a flight and you say you know, i wish this felt more like an orphanage in space. those are not bunk beds. let's call them what they are, overhead compartments. if this catches on your air travel will go from this to this. not to be outdone, spirit airlines are testing underwing hammocks, which is special exit route. in the state of virginia, lawmakers there are in the process of getting an unusual law, a law against fornication off their books. it's currently illegal for unmarried people to have sex in the state of virginia. and if they catch you, you can

get a $250 fine. for real. this is like the porn version of "footloose". state lawmakers have decided they want to repeal the law. but they're waiting on the governor to sign it any minute now. i want to know more about this, we tracked someone down, and with us now is the man leading the effort to abolish this antiquated law, charles potter. hello, charles, and thank you four joining us. [cheers and applause] >> hi there, jimmy, happy sex to you. >> jimmy: and happy sex to you, too. we were just talking about what's going on there legally. it tell us what you've been doing and how it's been going. >> it's been a long, long battle, but i would say we're closer than ever to putting this silly and arcane code to bed. >> jimmy: good, good. >> and the reason i say bed is i cannot wait to have sex. >> jimmy: what? >> from what i've been told, i hear it's just great. >> jimmy: wait a minute. you've never had sex? >> of course! i'm not married.

>> jimmy: so you're a virgin then? >> i guess so. and all because of this dang law. pardon my language. >> jimmy: it's okay. so wait a minute. you let this law stop from you having sex your entire life? >> what else was i supposed to do? go off and get busy with a non-wife lady? >> jimmy: well, yeah, yes, that is what you're supposed to do. >> that's what a criminal would do. and criminals go to jail! >> jimmy: yes. >> where you could lose your virginity. the bad way. >> jimmy: yeah, i know, i know. isn't it, you don't go to jail. isn't it only a $250 fine if you're caught? >> oh, listen to mr. money bags here. just walking around with $250 worth of boners in his pocket. i almost mispronounced that. >> jimmy: yeah, you did. good thing. >> $250 worth of boners in your pocket. >> jimmy: yeah, i heard the

boner thing, for sure. >> these guys, if i spent all my money on fines, how am i supposed to pay for my sex equipment? >> jimmy: what do you mean by sex equipment? >> i don't know, i haven't done it before. don't you need some kind of equipment? >> jimmy: no, not preellreally,. >> it's free? >> jimmy: yeah, most of the time, yeah. charles, i just want to say i'm excited foo excited for you. i wish you a lot of luck. >> thank you. but i don't need luck, what i need is experience, that's why i put an ad on the world web asking for sex lessons. >> jimmy: oh. >> and let me tell you, a lot of people responded. >> jimmy: oh, they did, what website did you do that snon. >> it's called greg's list. >> jimmy: craigslist. that may not be a good idea. [ doorbell ] >> hey, gang, come on in, take

off your robes and make yourself at home. hi. oh, hi, andy, did you bring your horse? >> you know i did. >> i want to hear more about that whole sidesaddle deal. >> jimmy: charles, have fun but pace yourself, okay? >> oh, beat it, prude, don't be such a square. who wants to go first. >> jimmy: wait a minute. guillermo, is that you? >> guillermo: no! >> no names allowed here, jimmy. all right, i am ready. i have to warn you guys, no crazy stuff. >> jimmy: okay. there you go. we wish you all a lot of luck. all right. one more thing before we, that was charles. [cheers and applause] he's about to lose his virginity. it is thursday night, and that means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is this week in unnecessary censorship. [cheers and applause] >> good evening and thank you so much for joining us tonight as the seven candidates for the democratic presidential nomination will [ bleep ] right

here on this stage. >> when you have a small [ bleep ], people always tease you. >> and if you're watching right now and you're a billionaire, i will [ bleep ] your [ bleep ]. >> i'm going to be announcing exactly right now that i'm going to be [ bleep ]ing our vice president mike pence. >> if you feel in danger because the precautions they take, i [ bleep ] one of the patients there. >> you're negotiating with your child to take a [ bleep ]. >> kind of bargaining, i consider it. >> lots to learn about pediatric it i think. >> i never knew about it, i [ bleep ]ed your husband. >> i'm here with my best friend. we [ bleep ] at the university. go heels. >> he's faster than a [ bleep ]ing jackrabbit. >> jimmy: we have a good show tonight. music from goody grace with blink-182. storm reid is here. and we'll be right back with

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congresswoman elle fanning, freddie highmore, justina machado, dave burd and eric andre, with music from tame impala, victoria monet, and phantogram. our first guest tonight is a major motion picture star, two-time oscar- nominee, and i think he invented underpants. for men. starting next friday on netflix, he goes back to boston in "spenser confidential." please welcome mark wahlberg. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: how's it goin'? >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing wheell. you're getting more handsome, i think. >> i think your eyesight's getting bad. >> jimmy: i saw you on tv last weekend. let's roll that quick clip right there. there you are sitting right next to lebron. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: almost, they don't

have a bench anymore, but almost on the laker's bench, and i know you're a celtics fan, and you were there the whole game with lebron. >> yes. >> jimmy: do you talk to him during the game? >> i said hello. i didn't want to interrupt him at his place of business. so many people who play on the lakers are also friends of mine. >> jimmy: okay. >> so i'm there trying to be as neutral as possible. i say hi to them, the celtics players that i know. i'm secretly rooting for the celtics. i don't mind. it's good to see the rivalry back. then they put eddie murphy on the jumbotron, people cheer. and they put me, and i hadn't been booed like that ever. like a rousing boo. i only had a jesus piece on. i was trying to show it was jesus. but it was amazing to see the rivalry again. it was absolutely crazy. >> jimmy: it's fun.

that may be my favorite rivalry in all of sports. >> and those seats are amazing. i've been to games like matt and i were sharing seats at the championship game. >> jimmy: matt who? i hope you're not talking about matt damon. >> no, matt mccarthy. >> jimmy: okay, good, yeah. >> he told the story, he says phil jackson turned around and yelled at both of us. he didn't yell at both of us, he yelled at matt. he told matt to sit down and shut the [ bleep ] up. i was sitting there minding my own business. >> jimmy: i always liked phil jackson, now i'm realizing why. you've not been scolded by any of the coaches? >> i haven't, no. >> jimmy: have you talked to other players, like had real conversations during a game? literally, the championship, all of a sudden i was sitting there, i had a pair of shoes untied and shaq had filled up my entire boot with baby powder. this is like game six or game

seven of the world championship. you [ bleep ]ed with me and my boots. it's something i don't get to do that often, but when i can go and i took my son, it was a great, great experience. >> jimmy: i want to ask about that, too. how old is your son? >> my son who went with me is 11. i have a 13 year old as well. >> jimmy: you are from boston, celtics, patriots, et cetera. do you make your son root for your team? >> it was a bit of a prerequisite, also, my son, my youngest boy, he played intermural for the knicks, so he's still kind of a knicks fan. he's hoping the knicks will turn it around at some point. >> jimmy: he had the jersey? >> i did the same thing when i played for the as in little league in boston. >> jimmy: if your son decided hey, you know what, i live in lach l.a., i'm a lakers fan, would you be okay with it?

>> i've come to realize that they're all professional athletes. it's their livelihood. i don't get mad now. if tom goes somewhere else, i'll support him. he's given us so much joy in six super bowls, i can root for him. >> jimmy: would you ever buy your son a lakers jersey? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you won't have to, because i bought him one. >> oh, wow! >> jimmy: it's a magic, a good way to start. that's for him. >> so when i get home, i'm going to present this, and we're either going to put this in the doggie, oh, that's magic. >> jimmy: yeah, that's like your green jesus. you can't me mess with that. whatever you're smelling there, he didn't wear it. >> he's my neighbor and a fantastic man. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. we got to get this kid to the lakers. >> magic won my kids over. we had a lemonade stand in the neighborhood. i'm passed out in the chair.

magic bought a lemonade from my kids for $100. he's already a magic fan. sweetheart of a guy. >> jimmy: wow. you mentioned tom brady. tom is a friend of yours? >> yes. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you -- >> don't know what he's doing. don't try to -- >> jimmy: do you think he knows what he's doing? >> i think he has an idea of what he wants to do, and i want him to do what have's best for him and his family. he's brought us so much joy. i've took my boy to games. >> jimmy: do you think he stays? >> i think would be nice, but if he wants to go elsewhere, i root him on. >> jimmy: let's say he leaves the patriots. i'm not talking about imha'm talking about you. would you want him to come to l.a. and play for the rams or go elsewhere? >> i think hopefully the patriots will be smart enough to pay him. if not, the raiders are obviously a pgs o. he wants to go somewhere where he can win. >> jimmy: he told you that?

>> jared goff, i think, is secure in his job. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, right. chargers, right. >> but i think maybe the chargers, yeah. philip rivers is no longer there. >> jimmy: would you invite him to stay in your home and hang out hear for the >> if he wanted to, but i don't think he's hurtin' for rent money. >> jimmy: who do you think tom likes better, monda damon. >> me. we put him in a movie, made it seem like he has a golden penis. >> jimmy: your oldest girl, how old is she now. >> she's 16. >> jimmy: is she driving yet. >> >> sshe is not. she had a bad experience in hawaii. she's driving on a golf course,

both sides are lava. i told her to slow down and she didn't. and she starts to go up on the lava and bails out of the cart. >> jimmy: it was not hot lava was it? >> no, it was dry, sharp, dangerous lava. so she hasn't asked to drive anymore, which i'm grateful for. >> jimmy: she's scared off from driving? >> yes. before that, it was like, let me take your car, drive around the neighborhood. i was trying to give her all the safety tips and she wouldn't listen to me. not like me, my dad drove a 18 wheeler, put me on his lap, let me get the wheel and taught me thousand clutch. >> jimmy: when you were 13 you were learning to drive a truck? >> i was 11, but i don't want to make it seem like he weigas doi too much inappropriate. >> jimmy: what was the first car hundred? >> i bought a'71 bug and left it

down the street from the house. the first legal car i owned was a pontiac le mans. bought it from a guy for $200. literally, by the end of the year i had trade up and sold the car. i went through 18 different cars on the first year of my insurance policy. is there an insurance dealer here? and i was driving a '85 bmw by the end of it. >> jimmy: you kept selling them? >> buy another car, sell that, yeah. >> jimmy: really? this is crazy. >> i always had the car bug. i love cars. >> jimmy: boy, if magic lived in your neighborhood, you probably could have made a million bucks. >> you know what? there's still time. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back, we're going to see a clip from the new movie, "spenser confidential". >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by dietz & watson, premium meats and artisan cheeses. visit "dietzandwatson.com" to

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all right, come on. did you just kick me, bro? >> jimmy: that was mark wahlberg in "spenser confidential." even the music is boston. were you telling me during the clip you really got kicked by think guy? >> yeah, cowboy sarhone, a great guy, he's not used to pulling kicks. he's used to really kicking people. he started kicking me, i'm like, [ bleep ], he didn't read the rest of the script, because i get to jump on top of him and punch him in the face a bunch of times. i didn't do that. posty, his first movie. >> jimmy: post malone. >> he was a little nervous. we're shooting in an actual prison, and he's coming over to the set. finally, he's got this 12-pack of bud light. i'm like, you can't bring that in here. i can probably get one in a

dunkin' donuts cup. but he did an outstanding job. you never check a dunkin' donuts cup. >> jimmy: you shot this not just in your old neighborhood but on your old block. >> on my old street, literally, alan arken's house at 24 pepperill street. it was surreal. hanging out on that porch and all that, you know, the memories. >> jimmy: were any of your neighbors still living there in that neighborhood? >> certainly, certain people come out of the wood work, but two of my dear friends who had had a couple of run-ins with the law and served a lit of time in the state of massachusetts and federal government had actually gotten out and had never been on a movie set. and i said i got a part for you guys. i made them guards.

>> jimmy: they played prison guards? >> in the prison in massachusetts where they were at. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> it was nice that we were able to -- >> jimmy: that is fantastic. >> full circle. >> jimmy: i cannot wait until those guards, you should invite the guards who were guarding them in prison to come see them portray them in the movie. >> oh, they'll see them in the movie. they're here in town. they'll go to the premiere with me. >> jimmy: that's crazy. they got out like around the same time? >> right before we started shooting. >> jimmy: it's so great when friends do things together, you know? >> i actually took them to a patriots game and they were trying to figure out how to use their iphones. there's a scene in the movie where my character gets out and i don't know what the cloud is. i go into this restaurant and a little convenience store. and i need the surveillance tape. i grab the thing and rip it out, and they're like, no, it's in the cloud. i'm like, what's the cloud? he says the cloud. i'm like, dude, don't [ bleep ]

me. i start ripping out the wires. he doesn't know how to explain it. >> jimmy: a confusing concept. >> technology changes. >> jimmy: do your buddies know about the cloud? >> they do now. but when we were at the patriots game. >> jimmy: they are just out of prison. did you think they are going to go home? i don't think they are. i think they're with you maybe for the rest of life. >> they're more than welcome to stay with me forever because we've been friends since we were kids, but literally, they don't like california. they're sweating profusely, what's wrong? it's like [ bleep ] out here. >> jimmy: these guys are saying l.a.sa wor l.a. is worse than pris snn. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. the movie, it's based on these books, and the tv show, spencer for hire. >> yeah, based on that series of books and hopefully we get to do

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and "a wrinkle in time." she now stars in a movie she's not even old enough to see, "the invisible man." opens in theaters tomorrow. please welcome storm reid. ♪ [cheers and applause] well come! >> hi! >> jimmy: how are you? everything all right? >> thank you for having me, i'm so excited. >> jimmy: your name is storm, is that your real name? >> yes, that is the name on my birth certificate. >> jimmy: were your parents watching the weather channel when you were born? >> no, she thought i was going to be a boy, i was a girl, she looked over to my dad and said i think we've created a storm, the combination of two of us, but thankfully, i was a good storm. >> jimmy: do you have siblings? >> i do. >> jimmy: what are their names. >> my oldest sister is pairis, y

other sister, iman and then josh. >> jimmy: it's like your parents ran out of steam by the time they got to him. how old were you when you started acting? >> i started when i was 3. so 13 years ago. >> jimmy: 3 years old. you are from atlanta, originally? >> i was born and raised in atlanta, georgia. >> jimmy: when did you move to los angeles? >> about eight years ago. i've been here for a while, but i'll always love atlanta. >> jimmy: which would you love more, l.a. or prison? >> l.a. of course. >> jimmy: do you miss atlanta? do you miss being there? >> especially because my people are that's correct my dad, grand parents, best friend. the food is amazing there. i miss the food as well. >> jimmy: what do you miss, particularly?

i was in atlanta once and had some excellent, excellent meals. i discovered smoked chicken wings there, which i'd never had before. >> exactly. atlanta will give it all to you. but i missed waffle house. >> jimmy: waffle house, really? >> it sounds simple. but we don't have it here, and it's something i miss so much. and my uncle actually owns a restaurant called burger baby. when you pull up, it's like in a gas station. so some people would be apprehensive going in, but i know my uncle. i know he runs a very clean business. and when you have those, like surf and turf burgers, your mind will be blown. >> jimmy: what is in a surf and turf burger? >> he has a burger and there's bacon on it and two pieces of shrimp on one thing. >> jimmy: are you kidding me? >> so good. >> jimmy: is it fried shrimp? >> no, it's like sauteed shrimp. it's so good. >> jimmy: i've never heard of

such a thing. >> if are you in atlanta go to burger baby. >> jimmy: is there more than one? >> he does pineapple, chicken wings. >> jimmy: so you can go in and fill up oni unleaded and get a surf and turf burger. i like that's combined three animals into a burger. what would be the odds that we would have two guests with family burger chains on one show. it's miraculous. >> the energy. >> jimmy: it must be the energy. now you brought a video with us. and this is unusual. because this is something that you've been, you figured like hey, one day, i'm going to be on a talk show, and i've got a video. how long have you been holding onto this video? >> i've been holding onto this video since 2013. so it's been a while. and i've been holding onto it. i needed to find the perfect stalk sh

talk show, and i thought why not you? i know you love to l.a. >> jimm laugh. >> jimmy: that's one true thing about me. set up what we were going to say. >> i'm in south america shooting a "american girl movie". monkeys come with the territory. there were signs in the hotel room and on set, don't leave the windows open. but this particular day my hotel room had a patio, and we left it cracked. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> and when we walked in, it was a mess. so -- >> jimmy: the room was a mess. >> the room was a mess. >> jimmy: you did not obey the sign that said do not leave the -- >> i didn't. i think we got hot or something and we rushed out to go on an adventure. >> jimmy: were these herpes monkeys? >> i don't know. i hope not. >> jimmy: let's take a look here at this video that has been jess taiting for quite some time. >> so we have the full

experience. we just walked in our room, and we left the windows open and the monkey that came in and just ran out when we left. a monkey was in our hotel room. look what it did! this is crazy. he ate mommy's cookies, the ones she was saving. she's mad. she ran out as soon as we came. that is crazy. she ate my chips. >> jimmy: oh, no! >> my chips! >> jimmy: and mommy's cookies. so tell me about "invisible man". this is a very scary movie. >> mm-hm. >> jimmy: i mentioned in the introduction that you are really technically too young to have seen it. have you seen the movie? >> i have seen it, i've seen it twice. it is scary, but i love that the "invisible man" is yes, a genre piece, but we are talking about things going on in the world,

like gaslighting and i think it's an intersection of both things. >> jimmy: and it's fun to watch. >> exactly. >> jimmy: because it's scary. elizabeth was here, talking about the guys in the green screen. >> mm-hm. >> jimmy: the guy became invisible. >> yes. >> jimmy: it seems like you could have had no guy there, right? >> i hate to toot my own horn, but i had no guy there. i had no distractions. i worked by myself. it was a little bit more challenging. but i had to imagine the unimaginable. so as an actress i appreciated it, but then sometimes i was like, dang, where's the guy with the green suit? >> jimmy: have you ever considered the possibility that there were invisible monkeys in that hotel room? >> right, no, now not until now. there could be a monkey still in there. >> jimmy: it could be sitting right next to you right now. >> i want no part of that. >> jimmy: thank you for bringing

that video. it was well worth the wait. "the invisible man" opens in theaters tomorrow, and we'll return with music from goody grace and blink-182 too. ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the 2020 gle. mercedes benz, the best or nothing. did you know this is where you can harness your inner jedi? and tear around radiator springs? or get your flex on with the incredibles. kids enjoy the magic for just $67 per child per day, with a 3-day 1-park per day ticket.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank fred willard, mark wahlberg, and storm reid. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first here with the song "scumbag" with help from blink-182, goody grace. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ i saw it coming like a knife into my stomach and there ain't no use in running while ♪ ♪ she's twisting it ran out of patience told me i'm both

kinds of wasted ♪ ♪ like this self-deprecation that i'm swimming in this candle's burning at both ends ♪ ♪ i think i'm learning there's a point of no return and this is it ♪ ♪ she says i'm a scumbag wants to take her love back story of my life ♪ ♪ why am i such everything is my fault happens every time ♪ ♪ why yeah, yeah can't even argue i'm too up ♪ ♪ it's too hard to smash my heart in like a cartoon there's no fixing it ♪ ♪ yeah, but what's the difference between broken love and prison she said ♪ ♪ why you never listen

'least i think she did yeah i don't know ♪ ♪ i don't know how it got so bad when it got so bad i don't know why ♪ ♪ i make you sad she says i'm a scumbag wants to take her love back ♪ ♪ story of my life why am i such everything is my fault ♪ ♪ happens every time why yeah ooh ♪ ♪ why i know i know that she hates me ♪ ♪ i know i know she can't take me i hope she knows i can't face myself ♪ ♪ right now

i don't know i don't know how it got so bad ♪ ♪ when it got so bad i don't know why i make you sad she says i'm a scumbag ♪ ♪ wants to take her love back story of my life why am i such ♪ everything is my fault happens every time why ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah i know, i know that she hates me i know, i know she ♪ ♪ can't take me i know she knows that it breaks me down down, down ♪ ♪ i know, i know that she hates me i know, i know she can't take me ♪ ♪ i hope she knows i can't face myself right now ♪apause]

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