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we appreciate your time. >> for all of us, thanhe >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, senator elizabeth warren, from "the good doctor" freddie highmore, and music from tame impala. and now, most likely, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. to those of you who are here in the studio audience i want to say thank you for risking the coronavirus to be here. guillermo, let's do our new handshake. this is our new handshake. it goes like this. we nod. and then we go buh, buh. or just one if you want. we call it's patella hello, or
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the patel lochlt for short. this is how we're fighting the coronavirus. let's get this going. let's have this go across america from knee to shining knee. or if that's -- i have another one we've been working on too. it goes like this. it's called the hellobo. thank you, guillermo. while everyone else is sitting around paying $80 fire 45-cent mask we're coming up with ways to stop this thing. i had an interesting revelation this weekend. i was hanging out with the kids -- my kids this weekend. not just random kids at the park. [ laughter ] my son billy is 2, my daughter's 5. i don't know what exactly prompted this but while we were playing it occurred to me that jane, my daughter jane is a lot like donald trump. i mean, they have -- she's totally self-centered. the world as she sees it revolves around her. she wants everything. you take her to target, forget about it. she gives nothing to charity. and even when she does give
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something to someone else you have to make a big show of complimenting her. oh, you gave your brother one skittle from the pack, what a great sister you are. she has tantrums regularly. when she doesn't get her way, she yells. she even told me i was fired once. she doesn't know the names of any foreign leaders. all she wants to do all day is watch tv. you tell her not to do things, she does them anyway. she lies and doesn't think you know she's lying. she claims she has a lost money in her piggy bank. really not that much. $11. her spelling is atrocious. she always orders chicken fingers no matter where we are. she puts ketchup on everything. and she has tiny hands. she's got tiny hands. just like the president. [ applause ] you take out the cute part, they're almost the same person. the president had his tiny little hands full this weekend. he took some time at cpac, the conservative political action conference, to once again sexually molest the american
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♪ >> jimmy: betsy ross just filed charges against him. [ laughter ] who does that? how is that human behavior? anyway, trump closed out black history month in a big way. he's been trying to drum up support from african-americans lately. and to do that he invited black leaders to the white house to tell them how great he is. >> i am standing next to the greatest president since abraham lincoln. >> the greatest president. >> yeah. >> the greatest president for the african-american community, black community, brown, mocha. >> you truly are the best president since abraham lincoln. >> thank you. >> man, you're the first black
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president. >> jimmy: i guess orange really is the new black. [ applause ] and then since he was on a roll the next day he had a rally in north charleston, south carolina during which he shared an important lesson he learned during that meeting. and finally settled a debate he's been having with himself for what i assume is quite some time. >> young african-american leaders, one of the things i asked them, and i've been thinking about this for a long time. great people. great people. some of them are here tonight. do you like the name african-american or black? and they said black. all at the same time. true. >> jimmy: i'm glad someone's been working on clearing that up. [ laughter ] then he tweeted like 42 times today. he is -- the big winner in south carolina on saturday was joe biden, who ran away with the primary there. he beat bernie sanders by 20 points. this is interesting. this is the first presidential
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primary joe biden has won in over 30 years. over three different campaigns's this is the first time he won. i don't know if he should be proud of that or very depressed. [ laughter ] president trump congratulated biden. he tweeted "vice president biden led a formidable campaign and should he prevail on super tuesday i look forward to challenging him in" -- wait, no, he didn't write that. he wrote "sleepy joe biden's victory in the south carolina primary should be the end of mini mike bloomberg's joke of a campaign after the worst debate performance in the history of presidential debates. mini mike now has biden split up very few voters --" i guess he got that one he wrote confused with one we wrote. [ laughter ] but joe biden celebrated with a victory lap on the sunday morning news shows, and as you can see, he is a little rusty when it comes to celebrating. >> thank you. thanks for your time. please come back in less than 13 years, sir. >> all right, chuck, thank you very much. >> all right. it's chris. but anyway. >> chris. i just did chris.
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no, i just did chuck. i tell you what, man, these are back to back. >> jimmy: right. back to back. they're so back to back. is it possible he thought he was talking to chuck norris? i don't know. then today in houston briiden h another senior moment riflg the declaration of independence 37. >> fight for the proposition we find these truths to be self-evident. sounds corny. think about it. we hold these truths to be self-evident. all men and women created by -- you know -- you know the thing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know the thing. and believe it or not, joe biden is now officially the youngest man running for the democratic nomination. for real. so tom steyer -- amy klobuchar dropped out. tom steyer and mayor pete all dropped out. so i guess we learned how to pronounce buttigieg for nothing. pete buttigieg was an important candidate, the first openly gay front-runner for a major party and also the first candidate to
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dress like he worked at office max every single day. [ laughter ] mayor pete is expected to go back to his job working as a mannequin at gap kids. and one of the two billionaires in this race, tom steyer, the poor one, tom steyer dropped out to spend more time explaining who he is to his family. and while tom may be out, he is not down. he did his best to put a positive spin on all this. >> when the lord closes a door, he opens a window. i will find that window and crawl through it with you. i promise you that. >> jimmy: what? we don't know. with her? we don't want to crawl through a window. [ laughter ] is he climbing, breaking into people's houses? what's going on? [ laughter ] tom steyer during what turned out to be his final rally in south carolina, he got on stage with juvenile, the rapper, and yes, this happened. ♪
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♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know what? they say dance like nobody is voting for you. and i think that's what tom steyer did there. [ applause ] so that's not the only hip-hop-oriented dispute going on in politics. public enemy yesterday announced they're moving forward without flava flav because of a dispute involving bernie sanders. flava flav of course is -- or now was public enemy's hype man. he was upset because his fellow enemy, chuck d performed yesterday at a bernie sanders rally use the name public enemy. he sent a cease and desist letter. this is the real cease and desist letter he wrote. at the bottom he wrote "hey, bernie, don't do this. flava flav, public enemy." and he drew a clock. and you'd think he'd be better at drawing clocks by now than
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that. [ laughter ] in response his band put out a statement saying "we thank him for his years of service and we wish him well." i like how formal -- as if he was removed from the board of hewlett-packard or something. [ laughter ] public enemy has already found a replacement for flavor flav. this guy comes with a snooze button, which is nice. i just hope this doesn't result in flavor flav going out and acting all crazy. you know? maybe trump will appoint him to the coronavirus response team. you know, the coronavirus, this thing, everybody's talk k about it. it's the center of every conversation. for me the scariest part is the large percentage of americans who seem to be just learning you're supposed to wash your hands not a regular basis. [ laughter ] but don't worry. no one should ever worry because the president has this under control totally. >> we haven't seen an increase and people are getting better. almost everybody that we see is getting better. and it could be everybody. >> jimmy: right. it could be everybody.
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since he made that statement there are now 100 cases of corona in the u.s. six people have died. the first victim was in washington state. and in a press conference on saturday trump said the victim was a medically high-risk patient in her late 50s and added she was a wonderful woman. of course we found out later the wonderful woman was a man. he had it wrong. but still wonderful i'm sure. you know? [ laughter ] hey, speaking of viruses, this morning on "good morning america" we revealed the new bachelorette, and you'll never guess who was on hand to help out. >> we have a lot of stories coming up here. including the big reveal. who will be handing out roses on "the bachelorette"? look who's here. guillermo from jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. you went to new york this morning? >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy. >> jimmy: and then you flew back just -- >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: were there people on the plane? >> guillermo: like 20 people. >> jimmy: only 20 people on the plane? >> guillermo: yeah. they were wearing masks, gloves.
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>> jimmy: was it a big plane is it. >> guillermo: is it was a big plane for just 28 people. it was very sad. >> jimmy: did you wear a mask, or did your mustache protect you? >> guillermo: my mustache protect me. >> jimmy: we may have to put you in quarantine for a week. but the new bachelorette is a familiar face. her name is clare crawley. she was on juan pablo's season. this will be her fifth time. she was on "the bachelor," bachelor winter games, and bachelor in paradise two times. she's like a stlie stallone character. just when she thought she was out of it they put pull her in for one last job. tonight was the women tell all special, which was really more of a women yell all special. >> you called me a stupid [ bleep ]. >> i didn't call you stupid. >> what did you say? >> i think i called you a dramatic [ bleep ] bitch. >> okay. >> it was not the nicest -- >> i already did apologize to you. we're good. >> no, we're fine.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: what goes on in that studio. >> from a medical standpoint you're a dermatologist. >> jimmy: in all my life i don't think i've ever gasped in shock like this ever at any time. [ laughter ] there was so much gasping. it was like the cabin pressure had started to drop. [ laughter ] but i want to credit abc with mixing it up this year. a lot of times these tell-all specials get boring. they're kind of the same thing year after year. but since super tuesday is tomorrow, tonight they decided they would add a bit of politics to the mix. >> it's a very special edition of "the women tell all." all of your favorite women from this season are back. >> honestly, i was pissed. >> and they have a lot to say. >> you called me a nasty woman. how dare you? >> i made a mistake. >> you did call me a stupid [ bleep ] -- >> i apologized. >> it's not okay for you to do that. >> i've asked for forgiveness. but i can't rewrite history.
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>> "the bachelor." mike bloomberg's women tell all. only on abcnn. followed by an all new "after the final bros." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a fun show right there. we have a good show. tonight we have music from tame impala. from "the good doctor," freddie highmore is here. and we'll be right back with senator elizabeth warren. so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by the all new kia seltos.
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♪ ♪ music playing ♪ welcome to my world ♪ won't you come on in ♪ i'll be waiting here ♪ waiting just for you ♪ welcome to my world vo: iand there are doers.lkers mike bloomberg has spent his life getting things done. started a company from scratch, creating 20,000 good paying jobs. that's getting it done. as mayor, he rebuilt a shaken city after 9/11, created over 450,000 jobs. expanded healthcare to 700,000 and raised teacher pay.
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elected for three terms because he got things done. mike beat the nra, strengthening gun laws. he beat big coal, closing over 300 dirty coal fired plants. mike is still getting things done. so ask yourself. for president, do you want a debater or a doer? someone with workable, common sense plans to fix healthcare and create jobs, who's done both. mike has the record and resources to beat trump. and it will take both. but mike will get it done. bloomberg: i'm mike bloomberg and i approve this message. the good doctor himself freddie highmore is here. and then his album, it's called "the slow rush." tame impala from the
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mercedes-benz stage. you can see tame live on tour starting in san diego monday night. tomorrow night, ben affleck will be here with justina machado and music from victoria monet and later this week elle fanning, dave burd, eric andre, local natives and phantogram. so please join us for all that. our first guest tonight was a public school teacher who became a harvard law professor, president of her local chapter of the dwayne "the rock" johnson fan club and now, u.s. senator from massachusetts running for president of the united states. please say hello to senator elizabeth warren. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i see that you're already making positive change. >> there you go. >> jimmy: how are you handling the coronavirus?
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you must shake a million hands every day. >> true. but you know, actually, this is a moment to be serious. >> jimmy: okay. >> because this really is a threat. and we need to take some action and we need to start taking it right now. i put out another -- i've been putting out plans on this for a while now. but we need to guarantee everyone who wants to get tested for the coronavirus, you can get tested for free. when the vaccine comes out we need to make it for free. we need to set aside money so anyone who gets quarantined will have their paychecks reimbursed. all of those are things that make all of us safer. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and we need to start working right now on the economic fallout from this. supply chains are already being interru interrupted. can't get materials that come in from china for drugs. can't get parts for manufacturing here. that's going to echo through our economy, it's going to go through europe's economy and bounce back through ours. we need to start with a stimulus
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bill now. and we need to tell the fed to open up the window, to lend to companies that need help making it past a rough patch. if they agree not to lay people off. we need to at least minimize both the health consequences and the economic consequences. >> but donald trump says everybody's getting better, everything's getting better. [ laughter ] >> that's true. that is what he says. but this really is about leadership. and it's why when serious problems come you can't just have a guy who believes in magic as the president of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't think he even believes in magic. >> oh, come on. the things he says about himself, he must believe in magic. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you over the last 48 hours, two of your major rivals and tom steyer dropped out of the race. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how do you find out they're dropping out? are you guys on a group like text? is there -- somebody texts you a ghost emoji when they're dropping out? how does it work? [ laughter ] >> actually, i talked to amy
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right when it was happening today. we've stayed in close touch. pete and i exchanged messages. tom and i talked right after -- >> jimmy: were you disappointed that they endorsed joe biden and not you? >> you know, look, i recognize everybody sees this differently. and i'm somebody who's just kind of not the same who's in this race. you started out actually, you mentioned it when you introduced me. i'm not somebody who looked in a mirror when i was 14 and said, mm, future president. i'm somebody who looked in a mirror when i was 7 and said, future public school teacher, yes! [ applause ] that was my goal. and it was -- it's kind of one thing led to another. i've spent all my life in teaching and all of my life around kind of a central question in law school where i've taught about what's happening to america's middle class. why is it being hollowed out? what's happening to working
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families across this country? why is it that people who work every bit as hard as my mom and dad worked two generations ago find the path today so much rockier and so much steeper? and for people of color even rockier and even steeper. and this is a fundamental issue about whose side government is on. and that's what drew me into this race. i never thought i'd be in electoral politics. so you know, ten years ago i'm still in a classroom -- >> jimmy: ten years ago? >> yeah. and i'd talk about what was broken and what we could do to fix it. and tens of people heard what i had to say. reacted to it. and now, man, i'm running for president of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: mayor bloomberg is also running for president. sxl >> i heard that. >> jimmy: it seems like you don't like him that much. >> true. [ laughter ]
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but it's not personal. it's just everything about him. [ laughter ] here's is this guy who makes a bazillion dollars and says, well, that must mean that he's qualified to be president of the united states. and then thinks he can run for president when he's got a record of embracing racist policies, when he hides his taxes -- >> jimmy: in fairness to him, though, he does look at the white house and go, well, there's one in there right now. >> yeah, but that's not the test for democrats. and that he thought he could run for president at a time when he has a lot of charges against him for discrimination, for -- >> jimmy: you roasted him at that debate. i mean, that was -- it was like a comedy central roast. at any point did you have any inkling of a thought that boy,
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when this guy's out he's going to start handing out money to all the campaigns and maybe i should be a little bit nice? >> no. >> jimmy: no, you did not. [ applause ] afterwards -- did you speak to him afterwards? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you did. >> briefly. >> jimmy: was he mad? >> he's a very controlled person. >> jimmy: i see. >> and we spoke about the fact that i was born and raised in oklahoma. and he is spending lots of money in oklahoma. >> jimmy: and everywhere really. yes. the local tv networks absolutely love him. >> but this is really scary. he spent somewhere approaching a half a billion dollars to buy his way -- >> jimmy: he could have given that to you if you weren't so mean to him. [ laughter ] >> on to that debate stage. but it raises this fundamental question. are we going to be a democratic party where the only way you get to be the nominee is you either are a billionaire or you go spend 70% of your time sucking up to the billionaires?
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>> jimmy: it is a huge flaw. so tomorrow is super tuesday. >> yes, it is. 70% of all the -- i mean 40% of all the delegates. >> jimmy: i will tell you the conversation that i've had with people over and over and over again where people seem to had i think i know something, which don't, is they want to know do i vote for the person that i like and think would be the best president or do i vote for the person who i think could beat donald trump? and for a lot of people they think those are two or maybe even four different people. what do you say to people who are in that state of mind right now and going to vote tomorrow? >> so i think number one is you have to vote for the person you think will make the best president of the united states, period. i think that is -- i think that's people's sacred obligation. but i also believe these things don't diverge, that over time as more comes out about people the person who will make the best president is also the person who's got the best chance of beating donald trump. because here's the thing.
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it's going to take standing up against donald trump. you bet. but it's also going to take talking about our affirmative vision of the kind of america we want to be. do we just want to say look, just get rid of donald trump and we'll go back to the way things were before? no. they have this opportunity, this amazing opportunity in 2020, to fix a lot of what's been broken for a long time in this country and to take on questions like racial justice and economic justice and environmental justice and social justice. we have this opportunity to build a nation where every person has value and where every child is worth investing in. and i believe that's how we build a future in this country. and i think that's also how we beat donald trump. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: senator elizabeth warren. we'll be right back after this. [ cheers and applause ]
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done. so ask yourself. for president, do you want a debater or a doer? someone with workable, common sense plans to fix healthcare and create jobs, who's done both. mike has the record and resources to beat trump. and it will take both. but mike will get it done. bloomberg: i'm mike bloomberg and i approve this message.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are back with senator elizabeth warren. freddie highmore and tame impala are on the way. daylight savings is this weekend. what is your take on that? because i'll tell you something. this is the bad one where my son gets up like at 5:00 in the morning. you could win a lot of votes from a lot of parents if you were to get rid of this thing.
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>> okay. done. >> jimmy: done? good. that was easy. [ applause ] i don't know that much about your husband. your husband bruce -- >> oh, he's a sweetie. >> jimmy: he's a professor as well. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: have you guys had conversations about -- obviously we wouldn't have a first lady bruce. he would have to be the first man. >> his name is bruce mann. >> jimmy: so the first mann with two ns. >> i have to say np bru, bruce my first husband. it took me a couple bites at the apple. >> jimmy: what? >> but once you find the right one hang on. he is the perfect husband for me. and because whatever i want to do, and like these -- i've got to be in this fight. he's just 100% in to try to help. and so when people kid him about you'd be the first man, he gets invited to things and people make jokes about this, he's
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like, okay. >> jimmy: he likes it. >> no, i didn't say that. [ laughter ] i said he's like, good. if this is -- if this is part of what helps, then he's glad to do it. >> jimmy: do you know -- do you have a person in mind -- and i know this is not probably something you'd share. but do you have a person in mind you feel like this is who i'd want to be my running mate? >> yes. >> jimmy: you do? >> mm-hmm. but i'm not telling. >> jimmy: do you think maybe -- i feel like it would be wise to reveal those names because i think it could be something that gets people excited. >> you might be right about that. on the other hand, think of all those people who think i'm thinking of their name. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. i have another theory. someone you've been spending a lot of time with on the campaign trail. if you were to name y bailey your running mate, i think america would love it. absolutely love it. have you considered -- [ applause ] listen, donald trump got a pet for a running mate.
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maybe you could do the same thing. [ laughter ] >> you know, bailey is running for first dog. he is ready to have a dog back in the white house. he's working on his issues that he wants to be able to put out there. >> jimmy: i have another running mate idea for you. a real one. here we go. lizzo. [ cheers and applause ] wouldn't that be great? >> yep. >> jimmy: the music would be great. >> it would be. >> jimmy: she plays the flute. is she one of the people you're thinking of? she is. okay. good. i actually -- we've done this with several candidates. and i feel it's only fair that -- we made some merch for you as well. >> oh, good. >> jimmy: so these are -- i know it's late in the game. taking care of liz-ness. >> i like it. ♪ taking care of we could make it a whole song. >> jimmy: it already is one. yeah. warren g. and we've got a tote, which you must have in order -- vote for liz. she's the shizz.
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[ applause ] yes? >> i'll take it. >> jimmy: i'll pack this all up. tomorrow is the big day. is everything riding on tomorrow? >> for me it's about having built this whole movement all across the country. so tomorrow's a big day. 40% of the delegates are up for grabs. this race is obviously very fluid at this point. people are out. but like i was saying earlier, this chance to get out and talk to people across this country, about what they face every day, a big part of it for me has been selfie lines. >> jimmy: where you get to talk individually to people. >> right. and we've now done 100,000 selfies. a lot of them are just fun. a lot of them are people just gig sxl make funny faces. oh, you watch family dynamics. no, stand over there. and as people do that. but there are also the ones
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where somebody comes through and the little girl's adorable and she passes on through and the mom gives me a hug and says, please hang on to health care. she has brain cancer. someone will say to me, i have student loans and you're my last hope, i am never going to get out of this hole in my whole life. >> jimmy: and then you say the other one has brain cancer, never mind you and your student loans. [ laughter ] >> it's that -- about every -- i don't know. 20th person it's all fun and then someone -- it's almost like a knife between the ribs because it is so painful. it's so much need. a government on their side. they're not asking for a handout. they're just asking for a government that's on their side. instead of on the side of the billionaires who don't want to pay a fair share in taxes. instead of on the side of the
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giant corporations who just keep rigging the rules in their favor. and that's what 2020 is all about. it's not just donald trump. 2020 is about how we see a commitment to each other. 2020 is about how we use the tool of government. not to just lift up those who have already been lifted so high but how we use the tool of government to invest and lift up all voices in this country. we have such an opportunity here. >> jimmy: well, thank you for being here. >> it's ours to take it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: senator elizabeth warren, thank you for being here. we'll be back with freddie highmore. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ga ♪ ♪ you're the one that i've been waiting for ♪ ♪ kinda hard to believe ♪ gotta have faith in me ♪ hey yeah yeah hey yeah yeah ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. tame impala is on his way. if the emotional and physical toll that comes with watching "the bachelor" every week is too much for you, our next guest plays a dedicated doctor with appointments immediately after that. he is surgical resident shawn murphy on "the good doctor" mondays on abc. watch it here. please welcome freddie highmore. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ good to see you. how's it going? what's your health care plan, good doctor? what did you figure out for america? >> it's probably best if i don't comment. >> jimmy: you like your -- you like the health care system in the uk? >> i do. but that's not necessarily for everyone. i feel like i'm a politician too.
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>> jimmy: but i just asked if you like it and you like it, right? >> it's worked out for me. >> jimmy: it's worked out for you. you seem to be healthy. >> so far so good. >> jimmy: you seem to be invigorated. >> not hit yet by the -- >> jimmy: i think last time you were here we were talking about your birthday, which was on valentine's day. it was a couple weeks ago. and you were saying how weird it was to go to a restaurant for your birthday on valentine's day when all the couples are romantic and you and your buddies are drinking and carrying on. how did it go this year? >> well, this year i was on set. >> jimmy: oh, you were working. >> yeah. it was a slightly different birthday. i thought it was going to be quieter just going into work, but it ended up being quite big and extravagant. >> jimmy: because? >> the greeting that i was given when i came onto the -- >> jimmy: this is the video you that brought. >> yes. i did. i brought one along. >> jimmy: so tell us what we're going to see here. what happened? >> this is just me arriving at work. people will think i'm very demanding. i promise this was my birthday and i had nothing to do with it as they brought out all this
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crazy -- >> jimmy: let's take a look and we'll decide here. that's you in the car? and there is a -- what do we have here? >> we've got a good fleet of -- every ambulance that we had on the show. >> jimmy: oh, those are the show -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i see. >> but it's not just us at the studios. so all the other shows are like what's going on? >> jimmy: freddie highmore died. [ laughter ] >> potentially that. some thought it was a genuine emergency. they're rushing out, what's happened? >> jimmy: gee, what would make them think that? >> others were just really annoyed because they had to stop filming their scenes. >> jimmy: right. for the sirens and everything. it was worth it for your birthday. >> yes. >> jimmy: but you have another video as well. >> so that was a very nicely shot video. david shore our main writer did that. but there's this other one that's genuinely done by our main camera man on the show. >> jimmy: your main camera man shot the video of the same scene that we just saw. >> yes. >> jimmy: and this is how your
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main cameraman shot that scene. >> it starts off okay. >> jimmy: is that you in that -- yeah. a little blurry. oh. okay. where are the -- we hear the vehicles. [ laughter ] is he fired now? >> no, he's still there. he's not as good with handheld stuff. >> jimmy: he's not good with handheld stuff. >> they put him right at the front of the studio because they thought he'd be the best person to capture the moment of me coming through the gates. >> jimmy: is he drinking in the morning? what's going on there? >> he's probably doing something. >> jimmy: you have become a major fixture in my house. my kids, because they just started -- a couple months ago they started watching "charlie and the chocolate factory," and we now watch it like 30 times a week or something like that. and how old were you -- i keep telling them, i know that kid. he's a man now. and they don't know what i'm
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saying. i'm going to show them this video. >> i was -- i think when i did that i was 10 or 11. >> jimmy: 10 or 11 years old. is that the first thing you did? how old were you when you started? >> 7 was -- i did something when i was 7 called "women talking dirty." [ laughter ] which is probably not one for your kids. >> jimmy: no, not for the kids? well, i'll let them decide. [ laughter ] >> why not? somehow i ended up doing it. >> jimmy: what part did you play in "women talking dirty"? >> i was helena bonham carter's son. but all i had to do was -- i mean, very few things. >> jimmy: i would hope. >> but one of the first things she was just talking me into bed and then i was meant to fall asleep. and i fell asleep for two, three hours. and they just filmed the entire scene around me falling asleep. so that was great from the beginning. >> jimmy: you're a real method actor. you really went for it. >> exactly. >> jimmy: that's a nice day of
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work. i slept through the show once, people got mad. [ laughter ] >> that's what we think on the though, the patients who get to come in and lie on the operation room table and it's wonderful. >> jimmy: do you have friends, a friend of the director wants to be a patient this time or people just lying around being bodies? >> not as -- the biggest concern at the moment is actually the coronavirus. >> jimmy: for real? >> yeah. it's affected us in a different way. >> jimmy: in what way? >> they called us all in to set the other day and said you know, we know you're all really worried about the coronavirus but you've got to stop taking the surgical masks from the set because we're running out. [ laughter ] if you see the season finale and we're wearing shorts and a t-shirt, sunglasses because the goggles have gone -- >> jimmy: oh, my god. this really is hitting us hard. >> i know. but also the best thing is the surgical masks have expired. they're all out of date the ones we get in. >> jimmy: do those really --
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>> they expire after three years apparently. >> jimmy: i don't believe that. i'll take those old surgical masks from you. >> i'll send them your way. and anti-bacterial soap they've been stealing. it's a virus. it's completely useless. >> jimmy: well, you know that. you're the good doctor. we don't. we're not that smart. it's very good to see you. the show is called "the good doctor." you can watch it monday nights at 10:00 p.m. on abc. freddie highmore, everybody. we'll be back with tame impala. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the 2019 a-class. mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. vo: iand there are doers.lkers mike bloomberg has spent his life getting things done. started a company from scratch,
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creating 20,000 good paying jobs. that's getting it done. as mayor, he rebuilt a shaken city after 9/11, created over 450,000 jobs. expanded heaeray tng. mike beat the nra, strengthening gun laws. he beat big coal, closing over 300 dirty coal fired plants. mike is still getting things done. so ask yourself. for president, do you want a debater or a doer? someone with workable, common sense plans to fix healthcare and create jobs, who's done both. mike has the record and resources to beat trump. and it will take both. but mike will get it done. bloomberg: i'm mike bloomberg and i approve this message. if you're 55 and up, t-mobile has a plan designed just for you. and, for a limited time only, we're making it an even better deal.
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♪ ♪ when we were livin' in squalor wasn't it heaven back when we used to get ♪ ♪ on it four out of seven now even though that was a time i hated from day one ♪ ♪ eventually terrible memories turn into great ones so if they call you ♪ ♪ embrace them if they hold you erase them 'cause it might've ♪ ♪ been somethin' who's to say does it help to get lost in yesterday ♪
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♪ and you might've missed somethin' don't say 'cause it has to be ♪ ♪ lost in yesterday and you're gonna have to let it go someday you've been diggin' ♪ ♪ it up like groundhog day 'cause it might've been somethin' don't say 'cause it has to be ♪ ♪ lost in yesterday ♪ ♪ matty said life didn't go the way that he planned it said oh what i'd give ♪ ♪ to start over boy wi ernd it ra owh♪ ♪ did i worry and why was i
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head in a flurry ♪ ♪ 'cause if they call you embrace them if they stall you erase them ♪ ♪ 'cause it might've been somethin' who's to say does it help to get lost in yesterday ♪ and you're gonna have to let it go someday you've been diggin' ♪ ♪ it up like groundhog day 'cause it might've been somethin' don't say ♪ ♪ 'cause it has to get lost in yesterday
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if it calls you embrace it ♪ ♪ if it haunts you face it i know it's mad i understand ♪ ♪ it's only snakes and ladders the period you never had there's only ♪ ♪ one that matters and if it calls you embrace it if it holds you ♪ ♪ erase it
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replace it ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is "nightline." >> tonight, the coronavirus hits home, spreading in the united states. >> the risk for all of us of becoming infected will be increasing. >> six dead in washington state with cases in at least a dozen more. >> if she gets sick, she's going to be gone. >> inside the desperate race to contain the contagion. plus looking inward with yung pueblo. >> i lost like so much mental heaviness. >> sharing his message of minimalism and meditation. >> wanting always interrupts being. >> how his spiritual journey is inspiring others to find inner healing. but first, the "nightline" 5.

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