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this planet is going to purel in a handbasket. so they just identified the first case of this new coronavirus here in the state of california, and it's mysterious, because the person who got it didn't go anywhere or come into contact with anyone who traveled from one of these viral hotspots overseas. last night i ordered post mates, and before i opened the door i made the delivery guy spray himself down with the hose. this is how they're cracking down on the virus in had china. they've deployed remote control tanks that shoot disinfectant onto the citizenry. it's of, that should clear it up. it's a lysol roomba. but we don't have that. president trump is concerned, not necessarily for health reasons, but because the dow was down almost 1200 points today, its what the worst one-day drop ever in the history of the stock market and a soft economy could hurt his chances for reelection.

it's virus versus virus right now. so yesterday trump put mike pence on the case. the "new york times" reported he picked pence because he has nothing else to do. it's interesting, though, that he picked pence to handle this. especially since in 2014 donald trump tweeted obama just appointed an ebola czar with zero experience, a total joke. he really does have a, it's a, there's a tweet for everything. it's almost like donald trump from the past is trying to stop donald trump in the future. and it's just not working. this is a funny joke, too. back in may of 2018 of of of money, the trump administration disbanded the pandemic team, although who could have seen something like that come in handy. the coronavirus may result in a shortage of his favorite drink,

apparently, the artificial sweetener used in diet coke comes from china. it's manufactured there, and he drinks 14 diet cokes a day. in the morning he blends it with fried chicken skins and calls it a smoothie. so the president, you know, is a germaphobe. he doesn't like to have sick people around. so the white house and cdc are reinforcing the importance of washing your hands with instructional video. >> the white house presents, how to wash your hands. step one. turn on water. step two, apply soap to hands. step three, rub hands together until perfectly clean. step four. dryff. noou'reafe to do t love, virus . >> so good. mm. >> a

>> jimmy: the president and first lady honored black history month, they really went for it. special outfits and everything. the fresh prince of bad hair and i love the idea of donald trump with black history. this is a hman who thinks rosa parks is short for omarosa parks. "do the right thing" has a higher approval rating than donald trump. the plan is to open community centers. team trump is calling them "black voices for trump community centers." black americans are calling them a trap. they say the goal is to engage ans made under president trump's administration. that's great. what's next, the pence lgbt

club in they're opening these in florida, north carolina, atlanta, cleveland. this isn't an outreach program. this is the sequel to "get out", okay? they released photos of onen o the centers. this sign caught my eye. this is not a joke. they want to you text woke to 88022, just to find out how dumb you are. like when the nigerian prince e-mails you, asking for $600. but in this case, it's our president. they are so opposite of woke they're selling hats with the word "woke" on them. and who better to model those hats than the sleepiest guy in caonif t doesn't get the bhahe' in to do. kanye will have to come down your chimney, i guess. michael bloomberg took a shot at the president during a cnn town

hall. say what you want about mike bloomberg, this is a gentleman who knows thousand delivhow to laugh. >> i spell team t-e-a-m. there's no "i" in team. >> jimmy: i bet they were rollin' in the cubicles when you popped that one out, cpac is under way in washington. if you're not familiar with what goes on at cpac, this clhip should tell you all you need to know. >> we hav hav hav hav hav hav hv tell you why socialized medicine killed princess diana. you'll hear it here first. >> jimmy: they covered the whole building with tinfoil. meanwhile, there is a fugitive on thes into australia.

>> a male baboon scheduled to have a vasectomy. >> jimmy: that's called unfinished business. it makes me miss charlie sheen. an invasive species of of of off herpes-carrying monkeys are on the loose. can you guess which state? of course it's florida. it's basically planet of the apes meets the bachelor. they ha they were brought to florida in the '30s to give visitors the er gthe part ence. where they put the condom over the banana they eat t eat t

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for real. it's like the important version of footloose. so state lawmakers have decided they want to repeal the law. but they're waiting on the governor to sign it any minute now. i want to know more about t we tracked someone down, and with us now is the man leading the charge to abolish the law, charles potter. hello, charles, and thank you for joining us. [cheers and applause] >> hi, there, jimmy. happy sex to you. >> jimmy: happy sex to you, too. we were just talking about what's going on there illegally. tell us what you are doing and how it's been going. >> well, it ea's been a long, l battle but we're closer than ever to putting this silly, arcane law to bed, and the i ct to have sex. from what i've been told i hear it's just great. >> jimmy: wait a minute, you've never had sex? >> of course, i'm not married.

>> jimmy: so you're a virgin. >> i guess so, and all because of this dang law. pardon my language. >> jimmy: you let this law stop you from having sex your entire life? >> what else was i supposed to do? go out and get busy with a non-wife lady? >> jimmy: yes, that's what you're supposed to do. >> that's what a criminal would do! and criminals go to jail. >> jimmy: yes. >> where you could lose your virginity. the bad way. >> jimmy: yeah, i know, i know. you don't go to jail, isn't it only a $250 fine if you are caught in. >> oh, listen to mr. money bags here. just walking around with $250 worth of boners in his pocket. i was also mispronounced that. of more than $250 worth of boners in your pocket. >> jimmy: yeah, i heard the boner thing for sure. >> if i spent all my money on

fines, how am i supposed to pay for my sex equipment? >> jimmy: what do you mean by sex equipment? >> i don't know. i haven't done it before. don't you need some kind of equipment? >> jimmy: no, not really, no. nothing. >> it's free? >> jimmy: yeah, most of the time, yeah. any, charles, i just want to say, i'm excited for you. this is going to be so muchmuchh keep up theed g good fight and wish you a lot of luck. >> thank you, but i don't need luck i need experience. that's why i put an ad on the worldwide web asking for sex lessons, and let me tell you, a lot of people responded. >> jimmy: what website did you do that on? >> it's called greg's list. >> jimmy: craigslist. >> that's it. >> jimmy: that may not be a good idea. [ doorbell ] >> oh, hi, andy,

your horse? >> of course i did. >> jimmy: pace yourself, okay? >> o beh, beat it, prude. >> jimmy: gar muillermo, is tha you? >> no, no names allowed here, jimmy. okay, i'm ready, but i'm going to warn you guys, no crazy stuff. >> jimmy: we wish you a lot of luck. one more thing -- that was charles. he's about to lose his virginity. [cheers and applause] it is thursday night, and that means it is time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week. it is of this week in unnecessary censorship. >> good evening and thank you so much for joining us as the seven candidates for the democratic presidential nomination are [ bleep ] on this stage.

>> if you are watching right now and a you are a billionaire, i will [ bleep ] your [ bleep ]. >> i'm going to announce right now that i'm going to be [ bleep ]ing our vice president mike pence. >> i didn't feel in danger because of the precautions they take. i [ bleep ]ed one of the patients there. >> you're negotiating with your child to take a [ bleep ]. >> i was kind of bargaining, i consider it. >> i never knew about it, i [ bleep ]ed your husband. >> yeah. >> and how he told me about it. >> i'm here with my best friend emily newton. we [ bleep ]ed five years ago. >> go heels. >> huh? who, wait! >> ow! >> he's faster than a [ bleep ]ing jackrabbit. >> jimmy: we have a good show, music and we'll be right back

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think he invented underpants. for men. starting next friday on netflix, he goes back to boston in "spenser confidential." please welcome mark wahlberg. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: how's it goin'? >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. you're getting more handsome, i think. i don't know what's happening with you. >> i think your eyesight's getting bad. >> jimmy: i saw you on tv last weekend. and i immediately, as soon as i saw you on tv, i thought, i must ask you about this. let's roll that quick clip right there. there you are sitting right next to lebron. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: almost, they don't have a bench anymore, but almost on the laker's bench, and i know you're a celtics fan, and you were there the whole game with lebron. >> yes. >> jimmy: do you talk to him during the game? >> i said hello. i didn't want to interrupt him at his place of business.

i said hello. i talked to rondo a little bit. so many people who play on the lakers are also friends of mine. >> jimmy: okay. >> so i'm there trying to be as neutral as possible. i say hi to them, the celtics players that i know. i'm secretly rooting for the celtics. i don't mind. it's good to see the rivalry back. then they put eddie murphy on the jumbotron, people cheer. they put denzel on the jumbotron and people cheer. and they put me, and i hadn't been booed like that ever. like a rousing boo. i only had a jesus piece on. i was trying to show it was jesus. but it was amazing to see the rivalry again. it was absolutely crazy. >> jimmy: it's fun. that may be my favorite rivalry in all of sports. >> and those seats are amazing. ari emmanuel's had those seats a long time. i've been to games like matt and i were sharing seats at the

championship game. >> jimmy: matt who? i hope you're not talking about matt damon. >> no, matt mccarthy. >> jimmy: okay, good, yeah. >> he told the story, he says phil jackson turned around and yelled at both of us. he didn't yell at both of us, he yelled at matt. he told matt to sit down and shut the [ bleep ] up. i was sitting there minding my own business. >> jimmy: i always liked phil jackson, now i'm realizing why. you've not been scolded by any of the coaches? >> i haven't, no. >> jimmy: have you talked to other players, like had real conversations during a game? literally, the championship, all of a sudden i was sitting there, i had a pair of shoes untied and shaq had filled up my entire boot with baby powder. this is like game six or game seven of the world championship. you [ bleep ]ed with me and my boots. th, t when i c go on't get to do t,reie >> jimmy: i want to ask about that, too. how old is your son? >> my son who went with me is

11. i have a 13 year old as well. >> jimmy: you are from boston, celtics, patriots, et cetera.do your team? >> it was a bit of a prerequisite, also, my son, my youngest boy, he played intermural for the knicks, so he's still kind of a knicks fan. he's hoping the knicks will turn it around at some point. >> jimmy: he had the jersey? >> i did the same thing when i played for the as in little league in boston. >> jimmy: if your son decided hey, you know what, i live in l.a., i'm a lakers fan, would you be okay with it? >> i wouldn't be thrilled, but i wouldn't have a problem with it. i've come to realize that they're all pral athletes.heir livelihood. i don't get mad now. if tom goes somewhere else, i'll support him. he's given us so much joy in six super bowls, i can root for him. >> jimmy: would you ever buy your son a lakers jersey?

>> yeah. >> jimmy: you won't have to, because i bought him one. >> oh, wow! >> jimmy: it's a magic, a good way to start. that's for him. >> so when i get home, i'm going to present this, and we're either going to put this in the doggie, oh, that's magic. >> jimmy: yeah, that's like your green jesus. you can't mess with that. whatever you're smelling there, he didn't wear it. >> he's my neighbor and a fantastic man. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. we got to get this kid to the lakers. >> magic won my kids over. we had a lemonade stand in the neighborhood. i'm passed out in the chair. i have my little reclining chair out there. magic bought a lemonade from my kids for $100. he's already a magic fan. sweetheart of a guy. >> jimmy: wow. you mentioned tom brady. tom is a friend of yours? >> yes. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you -- >> don't know what he's doing. don't try to -- >> jimmy: do you think he knows what he's doing?

>> i think he has an idea of what he wants to do, and i want him to do what have's best for him and his family. he's brought us so much joy. i've taken my kids to games. >> jimmy: do you think he stays? >> i think would be nice, but if he wants to go elsewhere, i root him on. >> jimmy: let's say he leaves the patriots. i'm not talking about i'm talking about you. would you want him to come to l.a. and play for the rams or go elsewhere? >> i think hopefully the patriots will be smart enough to pay him. if not, the raiders are obviously a option. he wants to go somewhere where he can win. >> jimmy: he told you that? >> jared goff, i think, is secure in his job. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, right. chargers, right. >> but i think maybe the chargers, yeah. philip rivers is no longer there. >> jimmy: would you invite him to stay in your home and hang out there for the season?

>> tom? >> jimmy: yeah. >> if he wanted to, but i don't think he's hurtin' for rent money. >> jimmy: who do you think tom likes better, you or matt damon. >> me. i actually put him in a movie. we immortalized him in "ted ii." we made it seem like he has a golden penis. >> jimmy: your oldest girl, how old is she now. >> she's 16. >> jimmy: is she driving yet. >> she is not. she had a bad experience in hawaii. she's driving on a golf course, both sides are lava. i told her to slow down and she didn't. she's like got music playing and everything. and she starts to go up on the lava and bails out of the cart. >> jimmy: it was not hot lava was it? >> no, it was dry, sharp, dangerous lava. so she hasn't asked to drive anymore, which i'm grateful for. >> jimmy: she's scared off from driving? >> yes.

before that, it was like, let me take your car, drive around the neighborhood. i was trying to give her all the safety tips and she wouldn't listen to me. so i'm glad now showe's changed. not like me, my dad drove a 18 wheeler, put me on his lap, let me get the wheel and taught me how to clutch. >> jimmy: when you were 13 you were learning to drive a truck? >> i was 11, but i don't want to make it seem like he was doing too much inappropriate. >> jimmy: what was the first car hundred? that you owned? >> first car that i owned that was legal? >> jimmy: no, yours. >> i bought a'71 bug and left it down the street from the house. the first legal car i owned was a pontiac le mans. a '79 le mans. bought it from a guy for $200. literally, by the end of the year i had traded up and sold

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. we have music coming up next. you know our next guest from "12 years a slave" and "a wrinkle in time." she now stars in a movie she's not even old enough to see, "the invisible man." opens in theaters tomorrow. please welcome storm reid. ♪ [cheers and applause]

well come! >> hi! >> jimmy: how are you? everything all right? >> thank you for having me, i'm so excited. >> jimmy: your name is storm, is that your real name? >> yes, that is the name on my birth certificate. >> jimmy: were your parents watching the weather channel when you were born? >> no, she thought i was going to be a boy, i was a girl, she looked over to my dad and said i think we've created a storm, the combination of two of us, but thankfully, i was a good storm. >> jimmy: do you he ? >> i do. >> jimmy: what are their names. >> my oldest sister is paris, my other sister, iman and then josh. when i say his name, it as like boring. >> jimmy: it's like your parents

ran out of steam by the time they got to him. how old were you when you started acting? >> i started when i was 3. so 13 years ago. >> jimmy: 3 years old. you are from atlanta, originally? >> i was born and raised in atlanta, georgia. >> jimmy: when did you move to los angeles? >> about eight years ago. i've been here for a while, but i'll always love atlanta. >> jimmy: which would you love more, l.a. or prison? >> l.a. of course. >> jimmy: do you miss atlanta? do you miss being there? >> especially because my people are there. grandparents, best friend. the food is amazing there. i miss the food as well. >> jimmy: what do you miss, particularly? i'm always interested in this. i was in atlanta once and had some excellent, excellent meals. i discovered smoked chicken wings there, which i'd never had before. >> exactly. atlanta will give it all to you. but i missed waffle house.

i always get the all-star. >> jimmy: waffle house, really? >> it sounds simple. but we don't have it here, and it's something i miss so much. and my uncle actually owns a restaurant called burger baby. when you pull up, it's like in a gas station. so some people would be apprehensive going in, but i know my uncle. i know he runs a very clean business. and when you have those, like surf and turf burgers, your mind will be blown. >> jimmy: what is in a surf and turf burger? >> he has a burger and there's bacon on it and two pieces of shrimp on one thing. >> jimmy: are you kidding me? >> so good. >> jimmy: is it fried shrimp? >> no, it's like sauteed shrimp. it's so good. >> jimmy: i've never heard of such a thing. >> if are you in atlanta go to burger baby. >> jimmy: is there more than one? >> you can create your own. you can have pineapple, chicken

wings. >> jimmy: so you can go in and fill up on unleaded and get a surf and turf burger. i like that's combined three animals into a burger. by the way, mark wahlberg's family has a burger -- what would be the odds that we would have two guests with family burger chains on one show. it's miraculous. >> the energy. >> jimmy: it must be the energy. now you brought a video with us. and this is unusual. because this is something that you've been, you figured like hey, one day, i'm going to be on a talk show, and i've got a video. how long have you been holding onto this video? >> i've been holding onto this video since 2013. so it's been a while. and i've been holding onto it. i needed to find the perfect talk show, and i thought why not you? i know you love to l.a. laugh. >> jimmy: that's one true thing about me. set up what we were going to say. >> i'm in south america shooting a "american girl movie".

monkeys come with the territory. there were signs in the hotel room and on set, don't leave the windows open. but this particular day my hotel room had a patio, and we left it cracked. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> and when we walked in, it was a mess. so -- >> jimmy: the room was a mess. >> the room was a mess. >> jimmy: you did not obey the sign that said do not leave the -- >> i didn't. i think we got hot or something and we rushed out to go on an adventure. >> jimmy: were these herpes monkeys? >> i don't know. i hope not. >> jimmy: let's take a look here at this video that has been gestating for quite some time. >> so we have the full experience. we just walked in our room, and we left the windows open and the monkey that came in and just ran out when we left. a monkey was in our hotel room. look what it did! this is crazy. he ate mommy's cookies, the ones

she was saving. she's mad. she ran out as soon as we came. that is crazy. she ate my chips. >> jimmy: oh, no! >> my chips! >> jimmy: and mommy's cookies. so tell me about "invisible man". this is a very scary movie. >> mm-hm. >> jimmy: i mentioned in the introduction that you are really technically too young to have seen it. have you seen the movie? >> i have seen it, i've seen it twice. it is scary, but i love that the "invisible man" is yes, a genre piece, but we are talking about things going on in the world, like gaslighting and i think it's an intersection of both things. >> jimmy: and it's fun to watch. >> exactly. >> jimmy: because it's scary. elizabeth was here, talking about the guys in the green screen. >> mm-hm. >> jimmy: the guy became invisible.

>> yes. >> jimmy: it seems like you could have had no guy there, right? >> i hate to toot my own horn, but i had no guy there. i had no distractions. i worked by myself. it was a little bit more challenging. but i had to imagine the unimaginable. so as an actress i appreciated it, but then sometimes i was like, dang, where's the guy with the green suit? >> jimmy: have you ever considered the possibility that there were invisible monkeys in that hotel room? >> right, no, now not until now. there could be a monkey still in there. >> jimmy: it could be sitting right next to you right now. >> i want no part of that. >> jimmy: thank you for bringing that video. it was well worth the wait. theaters tomorrow, and we'll return with music from goody grace and blink-182 too. ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is

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>> jimmy: i'd like to thank fred willard, mark wahlberg, and storm reid. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first here with the song "scumbag" with help from blink-182, goody grace. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ i saw it coming like a knife into my stomach and there ain't no use in running while ♪ ♪ she's twisting it ran out of patience told me i'm both kinds of wasted ♪ ♪ like this self-deprecation that i'm swimming in this candle's burning at both ends ♪ ♪ i think i'm learning there's a point of no return and this is it ♪

♪ she says i'm a scumbag wants to take her love back story of my life ♪ why am i such everything is my fault happens every time ♪ why yeah, yeah can't even argue i'm too up ♪ ♪ it's too hard to smash my heart in like a cartoon there's no fixing it ♪ ♪ yeah, but what's the difference between broken love and prison she said ♪ why you never listen 'least i think she did yeah i don't know ♪ i don't know how it got so bad when it got so bad i don't know why ♪ i make you sad she says

i'm a scumbag wants to take her love back ♪ ♪ story of my life why am i such everything is my fault ♪ ♪ happens every time why yeah ooh ♪ why i know i know that she hates me ♪ i know i know she can't take me i hope she knows i can't face myself ♪ ♪ right now i don't know i don't know how it got so bad ♪ when it got so bad i don't know why i make you sad she says i'm a scumbag ♪ wants to take her love back story of my life why

am i such ♪ everything is my fault happens every time why ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah i know, i know that she hates me i know, i know she ♪ can't take me i know she knows that it breaks me down down, down ♪ ♪ i know, i know that she hates me i know, i know she can't take me ♪ ♪ i hope she knows i can't face myself right now ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause]

this is "nightline." tonight, mom on the run no more. the long arm of the law bringing the mother of two missing children back home to face trial, extradited from hawaii to idaho. by her side, her doomsday novelist husband, now new mera.des of theaptud on how ais t nationa pk could p be a break in the case. plus, concern coast-to-coast. the quarantined ship carrying thousands of americans. dozens taken from one hotel right to the hospital. and trapped in the epicenter of the coronavirus in america. heartbreak. >> she said your mother's doing fine. that he doesn't havetemperature. i