welcome, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. ...or if you've had a vaccine, or thank you for watching. watch me! feel real relief. thank you for coming. ask your rheumatologist about cosentyx. that's very nice. [ cheers and applause ] you are joining us tonight for the after the after the final rose special. tonight, if you don't know, it was the second and final part of a two-part "bachelor" season finale. "the bachelor" of course harkens back to a simpler time when watching people pass viruss to one another was fun. it was entertainment. [ laughter ] pilot pete's amazing journey came to an end tonight. or did it? we don't know. what we do know is that last night madison, the virgin who decide td was a good idea to go on this show, sent herself home. hey! for ralphie's groomingmart appointment. she eliminated herself, which made it easier for peter to who's his groomer? uh carrie. when were you thinking? decide who to pros to because i don't know. tuesday afternoon? there was only woman left, hannah ann. that plan for hannah ann took a full groom for sure dramatic turn to seemed to surprise even chris harrison. what? >> i hate to darken the mood at i said i just booked ralphie's appointment online with carrie all. it's a big day. from petsmart for tuesday at 4. that work? there's something i just found out about hannah ann.

to be honest, i'm not positive she's coming. wait you what? it's that easy! download the app or book online at petsmart.com >> what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just kidding. she's coming. [ laughter ] she came. ho, our anceortesist or different not only did hannah ann show up, when i have all six strings, she showed up in a formal dress i'm going to turn all the trolls into rock zombies. with a formal address. rock and roll! [ screaming ] ♪ i'm not going to let you do this. we'll overpower them with glitter. >> hi, chris harrison. [ growling ] we're gonna have to go... where no pop troll has ever gone. [ laughter ] who wants to party? >> jimmy: so as not to confuse him with the other chrises wearing suits in the australian without smiling. outback. of so at the rose ceremony peter tells hannah ann that madison, we'the conference room.ore. his other girlfriend, the one who left, he tells her she left. the speaker phone. and then he gets down on his the missing files. knee and proposes to the woman who's remaining. not in the room? then you're not in the know. so they get engaged. and then peter goes and breaks well, this has been nice, but can we not?. the news to his family. this is where peter's mom re-enters the scene. peter's mother cried harder than every woman this season combined last night. share your files, and your opinion. [ laughter ] and tonight the tears continued and maybe even a happy little fruit guy.

when she was reunited with her beloved son. when you're ready to unleash the power of your team, >> how you guys doing? oh, man. >> we missed you so much. >> jimmy: by the way, you know how long it had been since they'd seen him? a week. [ laughter ] one week. she acts like he just got back from a tour of iraq. maybe he should save us all time and marry his mother. i don't know. [ laughter ] peter's mother made it abundantly clear she was on team hannah. she doesn't like madison. she told peter god sent hannah ann to be with him. so peter had good news to share from up above. >> i got down on one knee, and i asked hannah ann to marry me. [ screaming ] [ crying ] >> oh, my gosh.

>> we love her so much. we love her. we love her. >> it all worked out the way it was supposed to. >> jimmy: well, maybe not. maybe it didn't all work out. because a few months later -- i wish they had peter's mother there for this. the love affair between peter and hannah ann came to an end. and fortunately they just happened to have a crew of cameras there to capture that end. >> i'm so sorry. >> sorry for what? >> for taking that away from you. for confusing you. for having you have to deal with me and -- >> for not being man enough to follow through with your words? for not being true to -- not being true to your words? not being true to your feelings? is that what you're sorry for? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. but not anymore. now i'm not sorry at all. [ laughter ] good-bye. by the way, when your significant other asks you to detail what specifically you're so get the hellut of th [ laughter ] there's no right

so then with hannah ann, god's choice for peter, now out, chris harrison flew all the way out to alabama to bring madison back. >> i think in his dream he would be with you. this is your second chance. >> yeah. >> so what are you going to do? >> i guess we're headin' to l.a. >> go pack a bag. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: at what point does this become human trafficking? [ laughter ] a friendly kidnapper or something. but after all that love struck out again, maybe those neil lane rings bring bad luck. the important thing is once again at the beginning of the season my wife, molly, picked hannah ann. and who did he propose to and not end up with? hannah ann. >> dicky: if you're going to be they may not be together now but in the l.a. area and want to see they got engaged and that counts the show, go to jimmykimmellive.com. every move.

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uh-oh, dead battery at your rustic rental. [ applause ] >> jimmy: so the tables have what if a little birdie told you it's switching time? really turned on this. people are very worked up. this is causing a lot of thanks friend. switched up to twelve hours of battery life. anxiety. this is how some parents in io>> don't nobody's ilwa to g switch to chromebook. be sick. this is gonna be america's favorite breakfast. don't nobody want to take their vi they just don't know it yet. (ding) >> parents with children at these are a few of my favorite things. treadwell middle and elementary you order a breakfast sandwich schools are not playing around. and that's when wendy's makes it. many wipe their kids down, and not weeks... some even sprayed them with or months ago. disinfectant spray as they took try your new favorite. them home monday. >> i wipe my children backpack order by 10 and we'll even deliver it. down when i get them out of school, sure did give them gloves, sure did. >> some took more extreme measures. >> that's messed up. the flu came to folks. we're going to die. [ applause ] >> jimmy: mom, you are not dropping me off at school today with that bag on your head. the coronavirus is also having an impact on america's game shows. "wheel of fortune" and "jeopardy" will tape without a studio audience. i tell you what, for a show

named "jeopardy" they're surprisingly risk averse. [ laughter ] rice is y" without an audience right." >> here it comes! the price is right! david sahagen, come on down! paul lair, come on down! tammy vander, come on down! tammy bander, come on down! greg richardson, come on down! you're the first contestant on "the price is right"! and now, here's your host, drew car carey! [ applause ] >> jimmy: so they are not taking any chances at all. there are cancellations all over the country. harvard is sending students home, switching to virtual classes. for the rest of the semester. the coachella and stagecoach musical festival have been >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back postponed in las vegas. to the show. they're closing the buffets. christina aguilera is on the way. which that's -- this is when our next guest is a very funny

and talented man who plays a it's serious for me. [ laughter ] bartender like nobody else. not everyone is letting the virus rain on their parade. his show "stumptown" returns to abc next wednesday night. the really important events you will be happy to know will still please welcome jake johnson. ♪ go on as scheduled. >> despite the threat of the virus, plenty of mass gatherings [ cheers and applause ] still taking place. western france for example thousands of people gathered yesterday to break the world record for the largest ever gathering of smurfs. [ laughter ] you know, don't take it the wrong way, i just think it's the >> jimmy: that's gargomele's responsible thing to do. >> i saw you hug emily blunt, so i was coming in for mine. evil plan is finally coming together. i've been trying to do something >> jimmy: you know what? to slow the virus. emily used to live right across it's called the el-bump. the street from me. it's really catching on. you can see even prince harry is so there is some kind of a rule that if you are neighbors -- doing the -- is he still prince >> you can do it. harry or is he just a guy named >> jimmy: yeah. >> i also look like a guy with corona. [ laughter ] harry now? i wouldn't hug me. this is interesting. if i saw me at an airport i'd be the dutch prime minister is el-bump friendly too. he held a press conference like that kid's got corona. yesterday to announce their new no handshake policy. >> jimmy: how have you been reacting to this? positively? negatively? what? >> i don't feel scared of it. >> jimmy: you don't feel scared at all. >> no. i feel scared a little bit. are you scared of corona? >> jimmy: listen, i've been >> [ speaking in foreign washing my hands and trying do language ].

this, but no, i don't think about it a lot. >> well, we're here. sorry, sorry. >> jimmy: right. this would be the dumbest place to go. i'm like really afraid of corona. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, he made it nine seconds before violating that. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i actually have to say, i've been talking about this. i love, i know there are always some good things about bad it's hard. things, but i feel like the i don't know if you noticed but audiences the last couple weeks everyone now seems to think really want to be here. they're an expert on the >> they're risking their lives. coronavirus. me included. i know everything. i get in a group of people and i speak as if i've been a >> jimmy: it's nice. like that sacrifice you guys professor of immunology at have made. [ cheers and applause ] stanford for 35 years. everybody seems to know >> actually, it's -- thank you to the sacrifice of your parents something about this now. and knowledge as you know is and your grandparents. >> jimmy: that's right. power. so to share some of that thank you for killing your knowledge to spread it around we went out on the street we asked elders for us. [ laughter ] people passing by our studio >> because you guys will probably be fine. today to tell us what they know about the coronavirus. you, you, you, gone! the rest fine. i had a thing where one of the >> we're just out here talking reasons i'm not afraid now, to people about the coronavirus. about a few years ago i was >> oh, okay, yeah. kno it's bad. doing a press tour with damon wayans jr. it's when bedbugs were a big thing. >> um, i know it's new. >> jimmy: oh, right. we were all terrified of bedbugs. >> i lived in new york for a while, and i really was scared um, i don't know if you can drink soup and it will go away, of them. i woke up in a hotel and i had bumps all over my face. >> jimmy: oh, no. it seems to be very popular. >> what do you know about the

coronavirus? >> yeah. all over my forehead, my body. and they were bites. >> it's the first time me hearing about it. and it was disgusting. >> jimmy: so you got bedbugged. >> that's what i thought. explain it to me. >> explain it to me. so i'll get there. >> i don't know nothing about a [ laughter ] coronavirus. what does it do? so i see damon, and he says, you >> what do you know about the coronavirus? >> we've been giving that shot to our cattle for years. got bedbugs and that's disgusting because it's contagious, man. and everywhere you go those little bugs are going to jump coronavirus vaccine for cattle scours. so it's been around forever. off and get on everyone. >> jimmy: that's right. >> so i was in phoenix. if you eat cattle cubes when i had to get on a plane. you was a kid and lick salt you're safe. i felt like the biggest creep in >> how many people have the coronavirus? the world on the plane. >> like a million? i don't know. but a lot. >> can you tell us everything everybody looked at me like i'm crawling with bugs. you know about the coronavirus? >> i'm not too worried about it. i get home, i have young kids, i the president just said it's going to go away someday. had to call my wife and say so you know, it's not really honey, i have really bad news, i've got bedbugs. that critical of a deal. >> i know it makes you cough and and she's like you're not coming it's kind of like pneumonia. >> how is it different from in the house. pneumonia? >> i don't know. so on our driveway i strip, this is true, totally naked. that's just what my dad said. >> how is it different from the flu? i threw away all my luggage. she gave me a tarp and underpants. >> jimmy: i assume you hid from your neighbors. >> i was living right in los >> well, it doesn't have to -- feliz. that's a good question. i don't know. i was on the sidewalk. um. i was also furious.

i disrobed my clothes. >> what are you going to stock >> jimmy: you disrobed angrily. >> i didn't see anything but up on? bumps, but i knew it was bed >> uh, i like wine and toilet paper and soap. >> do you think that we should be scared? bugs. and they could have been in my >> if you're nasty, you should hair. if she had an electric razor i be. would have shaved. and i was on "new girl" at the time. it wouldn't have been a great if you're not washing your hands, taking care of yourself, moment. >> jimmy: bad continuity. being clean, not covering your >> i was genuinely furious. she throws a little tarp on me with underpants. mouth when you cough and i drive to urgent care, get to sneeze. the doctor and go hey, doc, if you just letting all that oxygen fly in the air. then you should be scared. what's going on. he goes you tell me. i got a roommate who never i've got bedbugs, man, and i covers his cough. i always have to call him out, need some sort of cream to kill boy, cover your mouth. i always have to get on him. >> what do you know about the coronavirus? them because i've got young kids. he goes you don't have bedbugs, >> there's someone from my that you idiot, this is a food allergy. [ laughter ] went to a father-daughter dance and got a bunch of other people so i'm just taking it easy right sick. >> what are they sick with? now with corona. >> the coronavirus. >> jimmy: what were you allergic they literally have it. to? >> i'm allergic to wheat and >> okay. get away from us. dairy and the whole press tour i get away. had beer and pizza. no, no, seriously. go. go away. >> all right. >> go! i went home i was going to get [ cheers and applause ] my luggage, it was in the >> tonight we've got a good disgusting trash. show. music from christina aguilera. i'm like i'm an idiot. >> jimmy: did you pull it out jake johnson is here. or -- >> i was in such a furious mood and we'll be right back with emily blunt. [ cheers and applause ]

when i took it all off. >> jimmy: that's when you know you've made it, when you can throw your luggage away and not go back to get it. when did you move to los angeles? >> 2004. >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel >> jimmy: and you moved from chicago, right? >> chicago to new york to here live," brought to you by to about two blocks from here. progressive. of me. >> jimmy: okay. oh, that's a good one. >> las palmas. wait, what's that? >> jimmy: that is right down the that's just the low-battery warning. block. >> right down the block. oh, alright. now it's all, "check out my rv," >> jimmy: it's not a great area. >> it's not. and i actually got robbed one night. and, "let's go four-wheeling." >> jimmy: you did? >> i was helping my buddy move, maybe there's a little part of me that wanted to be seen. a guy named eric edlestein. i was sitting outside. well, progressive helps people save we did all the moving in an old when they bundle their home with their outdoor vehicles. convertible. i was sitting outside in the so they've got other things to do now, bigfoot. convertible, i was on my flip phone. wait, what'd you just call me? three guys walked by. bigfoot? i knew. you can sense in the air when ♪ you're in trouble. so i was like, damn it, this my name is daryl. isn't looking good for old jakester. one guy walks up. if he said give me your money i would have done it. i was broke. i probably had 15 bucks. if he said give me your wallet i probably would have done it. but the kid said give me your junk. >> jimmy: your genitals? ♪ uh-oh. >> no. no wifi at your in-law's house? [ laughter ] it's switching time. okay, that wasn't my reaction. no, i didn't think he was ♪

robbing me of my genitals. >> jimmy: okay. and now it's netflix time. watch netflix offline. >> they're not impressive enough, jimmy. [ laughter ] switch to chromebook. i'm like, you want to rob me -- ♪ with this one little nexgard chew >> jimmy: he wanted what then? >> he meant my phone, my wallet, comes power, he meant that as junk. i go what? confidence, reassurance you're doing what's right, he goes your junk. i said i don't have any junk. to protect your dog and he goes your phone, man. from fleas and ticks for a full month. give me your phone. this one little nexgard chew is the #1 vet recommended protection. and i'm like he just called it and it's the only chew, junk. >> jimmy: he insulted you. fda approved to prevent infections >> and it meant a lot to me. so i went like -- oh, man, i that cause lyme disease. plus, it's safe for puppies. wish you didn't call it junk. there's a lot of power in this one little nexgard chew. [ laughter ] it's got a value. it means a lot to me. nexgard. what one little chew can do. it's an old flip phone. and i just met bob odenkirk. the great bob o0eden kirk. too many after-parties. new neutrogena® bright boost with dullness-fighting neoglucosamine. >> jimmy: sure. >> through my friend derrick waters, and i did the thing at boosts cell turnover by 10 times the bar where i just moved to l.a. and did like, bob, we should exchange. for instantly brighter skin. and bob being a nice guy was like, sure but don't ever call me. bright boost neutrogena®. [ laughter ] so i couldn't give him my phone. so i said no. what's the problem, ma'am? so i ended up scrapping with three guys. i have a serious issue with the candy that that easter bunny gave my son. >> jimmy: really? >> for a flip phone.

>> jimmy: over bob odenkirk's candy? i told you, he bit me first! the kid bit me first! phone number. >> i didn't win the fight. >> jimmy: did they take the phone? >> they didn't because my buddy he just walked into my mouth! walked out as i was screaming. when i say got into it, it wasn't like got into it, it was like, ah! ah! that's the truth. and he hears my screaming and comes and goes, "hey!" ♪ with the sun beaming behind him. he's about 6'6". he's an actor. eric edelstein. he looked about 100 feet tall. he had a hammer in his hand from (vo) command picture hanging strips hold strong and remove cleanly. moving that looked like a weapon of mass destruction. and he goes like, hey! command. do. no harm. and the three guys ran away. he saved my phone. >> jimmy: did it pay off with bob? [ cheers and applause ] >> no. not really. >> jimmy: i bet could you have got bob's number from derrick, though. >> i could have. i could have. it was them calling it junk which really got me. >> jimmy: have you ever stolen anything yourself? dad! not cool.o, son. you know what's not uncool? >> well, i mean, that's old spice after hours... and jazz.

complicated. dad, i prefer ultra smooth, but i would say yes, but i have been arrested for -- i was it handles sweat without all that...jazz. accused of stealing something i didn't steal. you're right son. >> jimmy: what was that? >> my buddy billy and i were -- it was right after high school. and we used to climb roofs and have big talks, just hangin' out kind of nights. sounds way weirder now. if we were in a bar it wouldn't seem that weird. we'd just like sit on a roof and talk it out. so we climbed this roof. we're hanging out, we're talking. we got in one of those 18-year-old stupid talks. the talk was, if the world was flat and you had great vision and could see everything, would there be less wars? >> jimmy: you guys were high? [ laughter ] >> who can remember? but we didn't have anything on us. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> so we had this big, goofy talk, and we're both like let's get going. we're walking back down the fire escape. there's a bunch of cops, they pull the guns on us, throw us against a wall, throw us in two different cop cars, handcuff me to a wall where i'm like this.

a cop comes in to investigate and he goes you know there's been a bunch of burglaries right where you were, son. and i go, oh. so he goes what were you doing up there? i go, my buddy and i were having a talk. and he goes oh, really? yeah. he goes, what was that talk about? [ laughter ] and i didn't want to say. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i go, we were just talking about stuff, officer. he was like, what were you talking about, chief? and i go, if the world were flat. and you could see everyone. would there be less wars? and my buddy billy is saying the same thing in another interrogation room. when the cops talked and came back, i've never had a man look at me with so much disgust. [ laughter ] go, get out of here. go, go. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] you've had a rough go of it. i'm glad you're okay. >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight, from "stumptown" which >> but it's all -- i did it. airs here on abc, jake johnson it's all my fault. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. is here. then, her song from the watch "stumptown."

soundtrack of "mulan" is called it's on not this wednesday as in tomorrow. returns next wednesday here on abc. jake johnson, everybody, we'll "loyal, brave and true." and she will sing that song for be right back with christina us tonight, christina aguilera aguilera. from the mercedes-benz stage. tomorrow night, david spade and eiza gonzalez will join us. [ cheers and applause ] with music from grace vanderwaal. and on thursday, i will be off hosting a new version of "who >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel wants to be a millionaire." live" concert series is presented by the 2020 g class. and former mayor pete buttigieg mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. will be filling in for me, with sir patrick stewart, tony hale and jhene aiko with miguel. so please join us for that. while the coronavirus epidemic continues to evolve our first guest is a gifted and remember that self-isolation of golden globe-winning actress whom you can see running and shooting and stumbling in a very scary new movie written & directed by her husband john krasinski. it's called "a quiet place part 2." it opens in theaters a week from friday. please say hello to emily blunt. ♪

>> jimmy: well, it's very, very good to see you. >> you too! >> jimmy: how did the big premiere go in new york? >> it was awesome. >> jimmy: sunday night, right? >> i'd never seen it with an audience. so it was kind of incredible to see all the screaming and jumping. >> jimmy: first of all, honestly, the movie is great. it's hard to make a great sequel. it's especially hard to make a great sequel. >> that's why we were really reluctant to even entertain the thought of a sequel. but then john pitched me the opening of the movie, which is amazing. >> jimmy: so he worked on the opening of the movie, and it is amazing. >> it is amazing. >> jimmy: he worked on the scene and he came to you and said i have an idea how to start this. >> and you'd be an idiot not to want to be in this scene. and i said you're right. >> jimmy: would he pout or would he have recast you? >> can you imagine if brie larson was just me? >> jimmy: that would be weird. especially at home that would be

weird too. especially for your daughters who suddenly their mommy is captain marvel. >> they'd be thrilled. what was your question? >> jimmy: i don't remember. doesn't matter. [ laughter ] the movie's fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i think it might be >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel better than the first one even. live" concert series is >> i love you for saying it. presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to emily blunt >> jimmy: and the first one was absolutely -- well, okay. >> it's because brie larson's in and jake johnson. this one. apologies to matt damon,. >> jimmy: we'll get into that a "nightline" is nt. little bit later. but the premiere went well. when you're watching a movie, a but first, from disney's "mulan," here with the song scary movie, and you're in it, is it still tense and scary? "loyal brave true," christina >> i mean, it is, and i know aguilera! [ cheers and applause ] where the scares are coming from, but it is that scary that i still jump. >> jimmy: you jump at yourself being jumped at. ♪ >> being scared. i do. it's funny because when you're actually shooting a lot of those scenes that's when it's not very scary because you're having to sort of orchestrate big camera moves and when the creature is revealed, when it's not. ♪ war is not freedom over my shoulder i see a clearer view all for my family ♪ so john said when he was editing ♪ reason i'm breathing

he could just hear himself over the shot yell "and creature" and everybody's looking at a tennis immy: it's always a tennis everything to lose ♪ ball. ♪ should i ask myself in the water ♪ i feel like the other balls at the sporting goods store are not being given their due. was this a ball of yarn? or what is going on here? ♪ tell me underneath my what did you bring with you? >> i wanted to show you something that i think would be i loyal, brave and true ♪ue a nice way for you to unwind. it has been john krasinski's salvation. since finishing post-production. have you heard of finger weaving? >> jimmy: no. >> this is something. >> jimmy: oh, geez. i thought the creature was here. what has he got going there? >> the length of it. ♪ losing is easy winning takes of his finger weaving cobra. >> jimmy: oh, these are little rings, yeah. >> so this, what i had heard is that martin scorsese at the end of a shoot is so exhausted that he often has to institutionalize bravery i am a tiger's fool out in the open ♪ ♪ no one to save me the kindest himself, would check himself into a hospital for a week.

of whispers are cruel should i john did not have time for that because we had the premiere. so instead, he turned to finger weaving that our 6-year-old ask myself ♪ daughter taught him how to do. >> jimmy: oh, i see. >> give it a twist. doell me underneh ior >> jimmy: your daughter taught him this and he got caught up in it. armor am i loyal brave and and started doing it himself. and i'm worried i am already getting interested in it. >> twist the same one in the true ♪ same way. >> jimmy: okay. i think i did. >> and then take the blue. ♪ am i loyal brave and true >> jimmy: by the way, i'm really impressed with myself for kind ♪ cold is the morning of getting this. ♪ warm is the dream >> well done. ♪ chasing the answers flip it over. we also chose the same colors. >> jimmy: and then? >> take the blue, flip it over. ♪ till i can't sleep then take this one, flip it ♪ will i be stronger over. ♪ or will i be weak ♪ when you're not with me >> jimmy: i think i've already screwed it up. yeah. >> and you keep going, and you get your next band. >> jimmy: and then you make -- what can you make out of this? >> just snakes. >> jimmy: just snakes. you can't make a sweater or something like that? ♪ who am i without my armor >> you just make snakes. our house is full of snakes. standing in my father's shoes >> jimmy: really?

you guys really are living scary lives. >> i do remember, i think it was all i know is that it's harder ♪ two days after john handed in the film he started finger weaving, and i remember looking at him thinking is he okay? and i said isn't that nice, john? doesn't that feel so nice? didn't answer me. ♪ to be loyal brave and true ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and i was like, john. >> thank you. john. john! like, he was gone. >> jimmy: at least at the end of all this work you've got a nice, long string that kind of looks thank you. like a snake you might find at chuck e. cheese. ♪ >> see, it's already beginning. >> jimmy: i don't see how that's going to become a snake, but i'll keep at it. [ cheers and applause ] >> keep at it. >> jimmy: i learned something about you that i did not know. i know you have a lovely singing voice. >> this is making me nervous, so i'm going to keep going. this conversation is taking a turn. >> jimmy: you at one time almost left into the world of pop music and became a pop star. >> i could have been britney. >> jimmy: you could have been britney. what happened? why weren't you? why aren't you britney? while i was on a combat patrol my c in baqubah, iraq,nned out. >> because i realized i'm not

good at dancing and i didn't a rocket-propelled grenade took my arm off at the shoulder. want to be britney. i don't know. i think i -- >> jimmy: who approached you and myamy s around me, but i couldn't talto tried to -- a ro about what i'd seende took my and what i'd done.lder. >> i don't want to tell you too much because i feel like someone's going to find these songs i recorded. i remember just thinking, man, the way i am right now, i don't want to live. >> jimmy: oh, you have songs. i was discharged from the army, and i've been working with i see. how many songs did you record? >> do you want to know the name the wounded warrior project since 2007. of one of them? >> jimmy: yes. warriors don't have to be severely wounded very much. >> "ring it up." to be with the wounded warrior project. >> jimmy: there's a song called "ring it up"? >> it will never see the light we do have a lot of guys that have of day. post-traumatic stress disorder. >> jimmy: did you write the being able to share your story, i guess it kind of song? >> no. helps you wrap your mind around what did happen over there. no. i can't write. >> jimmy: someone wrote you a song and then they said what? just because you've left the military >> they said i think you have a nice voice and i think you could be a pop star. doesn't mean your life is over, because when these guys are coming home, i'm kind of leading i said i can't dance. and training them, instead of for combat, they said don't worry about it we'll teach you. i'm leading and training them to heal. and if i come away with anything it didn't work. i tried to learn. and then i was doing a play. from the wounded warrior project, it's them giving my life back. do you see how nervous i'm getting? i can't stop. look at this. it's beginning, though. >> jimmy: it has begun. >> my first job was with judi t i'm okay. my name dench. yeah. the dame. which was incredible. and she was wonderful to me. and she -- i went to her for advice, because i was really,

really nervous about this career that i didn't know was right for me. i didn't think was right for me. and she said oh, no, darling, you can't do both. you can't act and do that. >> jimmy: she talked you out of that? she was jealous? >> she put the kibosh on it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you could act and sing. >> you can't do both! >> jimmy: you can do snakes and do a talk show interview at the same time. >> does she not know how good i am at multi-tasking? >> jimmy: you know christina aguilera is here tonight. >> do you think she can finger weave while she performs? >> jimmy: i bet she -- >> fricking can. >> jimmy: i bet she can. that's right. we're going to make a snake. when we come back, emily blunt is here. we'll see a scene from "a quiet place part 2." after this. we'll be right back. during these uncertain times we want you to get the great service you expect without leaving the safety of your home. sprint.com makes shopping easier by offering free next day shipping and no activation fees

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♪ ♪ [ creature noise ] >> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] there's "a quiet place part 2." emily blunt. the movie, can i say how it, where it picks up? can i say -- >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it picks up -- >> right where we left off. except john's dead. >> jimmy: except john's dead.

>> and now he's abandoned me. so i'm left with three children, one of which is is a newborn baby. i've got a baby box. and that's about all she's got. >> you've got a wooden box with some oxygen and a baby in it. >> she liked being in the box. there were times when john needed the baby to cry a bit. we have a photograph of me and killian trying to wake up a sleeping baby with a mask on him just like that. just thrilled to be in the box. >> jimmy: so in between the first movie and the sequel how much time elapsed? >> i think -- i mean, there was a good couple of years. >> jimmy: so john had -- it seemed like you'd never have a sequel to that movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then john had to figure it out. >> john had to figure it out. i shot "jungle cruise" in kauai and atlanta. >> jimmy: it's quite a difference in tone. >> quite a difference. yes, definitely. >> jimmy: this is the disney "jungle cruise" movie. >> with the up and comer dwayne johnson. no one knows him.

>> jimmy: your daughters, were they on the set of both films? >> they were. they loved coming on "jungle cruise." >> jimmy: they didn't love "a quiet place"? [ laughter ] >> it's a disney ride, an awesome boat. there was a talking parrot. it was in kauai. dwayne johnson's there. >> jimmy: mm-hmm. kids liked dwayne johnson? >> kids loved dwayne johnson. >> jimmy: kids didn't like the monsters? >> they didn't love the monsters. >> jimmy: what about the tennis ball? >> we shot in buffalo in an abandoned steel mill. that was barely legal to be there. and my youngest came on there, "where's the creature?" and we were pointing at tennis balls. and she was like no, it's going to jump out. >> jimmy: i don't blame her for being fearful. and now this is so interesting because this is like a franchise now. and it has become so successful that you and john are dipping your toes in the airline industry. >> yes, we thought it was sort of time to diversify because, you know, the brand is now out there and, yeah. >> jimmy: is this a good time to get into the airline industry?

>> it can be rocky starting off. >> jimmy: uh-huh. seems like maybe you might want to push the launch. >> no, no, it's going to be huge. >> jimmy: we have the first video, announcing this. >> roll it. >> jimmy: very exciting. take a look. >> hello, bonjour, we know you have choices when you travel. so thank you for choosing us. the only airline with silence guaranteed. please pay attention to these safety instructions. to make our aircrafts the quietest in the sky it's important to keep your mouth securely closed at all times. >> so where you from? >> shh! >> use of cellular phones is not permitted on board. >> could not believe it! >> you called -- >> and please keep your baby at the lowest possible volume. >> shh.

>> in the event you need to make a sound, one of our helpful cabin creatures will assist you. >> creatures? >> no annoying announcements. >> you can earn points and bonuses with the -- >> even from flight attendants. keep your feet on the ground. not because they're loud, because they are gross. [ burp ] >> and if you even think about bringing one of these so-called support animals on our airline -- >> hello. >> -- make sure it's a fish. thank you for flying a quiet plane. now shut the [ bleep ] up and enjoy your flight. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like it. i'd risk that. emily blunt, everyone. "a quiet place part two" opens

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