the coronavirus, genesis reunite and on top of all that, joe biden has risen from the dead. super tuesday was like easter sunday for joe biden who staged the biggest come back since robert downey jr. he won ten states, including texas and massachusetts where he wasn't expected to do well. he now has more delegates than any democrat and biden revealed he is also the banana on the masked singer, so that's, it wasn't all great news for joe. the very first moment of his celebration speech was marred by this. >> they don't call it super tuesday for nothing!

by the way, this is my little sister valerie, and i'm jill's husband. oh, no. they witched on me. this is my wife, this is my sister. they switched on me. >> jimmy: i hope they don't mix up the hotel room keys, because -- oh, boy. it was a shocker of the day for bernie sanders. the bottom fell out. the biggest take away was a lot of people waited until the last second to decide, it was like a wedding ceremony on "love is blind." in california, lines were, some voters here in los angeles waited three hours to vote, and if i'm waiting in line for three hours, i better get a popeye's chicken sandwich at the end of it. this is what it was like in sacramento last night where one unlucky dad learned the value of the words "vote by mail." >> you can also take your mail-in ballot and drop it in.

you're at the end of the line. >> yeah. >> what an honor. >> hold on, dad, i'm on the news. i'm trying to get him to come vote. >> it closes in two minutes. >> never mind. >> jimmy: could have been the one that put tulsi gabbard over the top. it's essentially a two-man contest, joe and bernie fighting for the nomination like it's the last bowl of jell-o at the senior center. and nothing against either one of those guys, but, isn't your late 70s a weird time to start a new job? the only job you should start in your 70s is walmart greeter. we already have a rule that you can't be younger than 35 to be president. i think congress needs to cap that, too, at age 70. you know, when they wrote the constitution, people like george washington, no one expected to live until age 78. the average life expectancy was 35 then. back in 1789, they made the minimum age to be president 35. maybe they didn't want a president, i don't know. by the way, why is the minimum

age 35, i mean, if we want somebody who's 33 and great, we can't have that person? jesus died at 33. he would have been ineligible to be president of the united states. [cheers and applause] i don't know. i feel like the reason that we go for the old white guys is because when we were growing up, we were told that's what god looked like. and now, because of his relationship with barack obama, joe biden is very popular with african-americans, and bernie, one of the reasons he was able to do so well is he's strong with latinos. which will be extremely important come november, if either one goes against president trump this afternoon demonstrated his powerful command of espanol. >> also here this afternoon is miguel gutierrez. i'd like to ask miguel to come up and give us your story. >> jimmy: all's mig-well that ends mig-well. it's not like a common name.

guillermo, how many guys do you know named miguel? >> guillermo: only one. >> jimmy: see? and he's from there, okay? our president also kept busy on twitter. he posted a picture of mike bloomberg licking his fingers while eating pizza. he wrote, don't lick your dirty fingers, both unsanitary and dangerous to yourself and others. i think he's surprised they are big enough to lick. i want to look at this video again. because this really is something, you know. it's a crazy week when i agree with the president on something, but that is, i think he just started the dominoes virus there. bloomberg took a licking last night, and it did not keep on ticking. the new york mayor dropped out of the race. the only place he won was american samoa. it would have been cheaper for him to just buy american samoa,

than, 500 million is a lot of money. for that much money, these are the things mike bloomberg could have bought with $500 million. this original da vinci. 250 bugattis. 500 private beyonce concerts. 25 of those heart of the ocean necklaces from "titanic." the calgary flames. forr5 $500 million, bloomberg could have paid for all of trump's golf since he became president. and while bloomberg may now be out of the race he did release one final campaign ad, which, had it run, may have proven to be his most effective yet. >> america, ours is a nation founded on ideas. we need a candidate who can win voters' hearts and minds. mike bloomberg is that candidate. he's the only democrat running whose name you hear in every single commercial break, every single time you turn on the tv.

you've seen him thousands of times. but look at him. really, look at him. look deep into his eyes. surrender yourself to the inevitable. submit to bloomberg. there is only bloomberg. bloom-berg. >> i'm mike bloomberg, and you'll do as i command. >> jimmy: i don't know, i guess not, i guess now we won't. [cheers and applause] so bloomberg is out. he endorsed joe biden today. and this is very clever. they have a great plan, actually, for the unsold bloomberg campaign merchandise. you know how because of the coronavirus there's a shortage of those masks? well, not anymore thanks to clever tailoring on the team of

bloomberg. there you go, problem solved. president trump is a well-known germaphobe, and he's said to be going around the white house saying "i can't get sick, i can't get sick", he supposedly banned some staffers from his office. and you'll never believe who he blames on the limits for testing. >> obama administration made a decision on testing that turned out to be very detrimental on what we're doing, and we undid that decision a few days ago. >> jimmy: he also blamed president obama for pokemon go. of course there's no evidence that the obama administration did anything of the kind. but that doesn't matter. trump has been tell advising his meetings on this. he had a round table with the ceos of the airlines during which he presented the bright side of the coronavirus. >> it's affecting the airline business as it would. and a lot of people are staying in our country, shopping and using our hotels in this country. so from that standpoint i think there's probably a positive impact.

>> jimmy: right, and guess who owns hotels. that's right, the smartest man in the world. mike pence gave a coronavirus update. he bragged that they have, he said in a positive way, we have 2500 testing kits available. that's great, that's like the ship is sinking, but don't worry, we have an inner tube, jump on. but the president is not wrong. people are shopping a lot, mostly buying hand sanitizer, which you cannot find now because of panic buying. this is a text i got from james baby doll dixon. who is in a complete frenzy about this virus. he won't fly, he won't do anything. this photo you're about to see is the real passenger seat of his car. he's got cigarettes, towelettes and doughnuts even. if the coronavirus doesn't get him, everything else in this car will. also a bottle of cologne in the

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american stupidity.icans say th avoiding corona beer because of coronavirus. it's not just a few people. 38% of people polled, more than a third, said they will not buy it under any circumstance. >> jimmy: really? really? a third of us think corona, the beer, is causing the virus? that's like thinking gatorade causes aids. i found it difficult to believe. so we decided to go out on hollywood boulevard to do our own unscientific poll to see if we got similar results. >> do you be a correlation between corona beer and the coronavirus? >> possibly, it would be something to be concerned about. >> do you think there's any correlation? >> initially, i did think there was a correlation between the

two. luckily, i don't drink. >> got you. if you did drink, would you be concerned about drinking corona? >> yes. >> why? >> because it sounds the same. >> are you worried about a resurns of the zima virus? >> of course! >> are you concerned about getting something like bacardiosis? >> of course, if my mom sees this, so yes. >> what did you think when you heard mike pence was the head of the coronavirus task force? >> i think he's the most qualified person for the job. >> and why is that? >> he's the vice president, works for trump. >> what about bartles & jaymes to work on the task force? >> i think they're qualified as well. >> do you think natural ice could cure the virus? >> we need some technology in our systems. >> what about a fireball. >> that as well.

since our technology is constantly improving i'm looking forward to that as well. >> have you been paying heed to advice from government officials from the surgeon general or captain morgan? >> yes, and i'm not panicking. i'm staying calm. >> now, do you know if you're vaccinated against white claw? >> i just got vaccinated. so yes. >> what about white claw? >> oh, my god, that's on television, and i'm going to be like the [ bleep ] idiot.ave a . music from local natives. the artist known as lil dicky, dave burd is here. and we'll be right back with elle fanning. so stick around.

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greek theater here in l.a. local natives from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. tomorrow, tim robbins and eric andre will join us, with music from phantogram. so please join us for that. >> jimmy: our first guest has been visiting us here since she was 12 years old back when child labor laws were more of a suggestion. she's grown up now with a new movie called "all the bright places," it's on netflix now. please say hello to elle fanning. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: i tell you something, it's great to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: it occurred to me just moments ago that my first, i'm calling that the elle bump. elle bump with than with elle, you. >> i like that. >> jimmy: i think will really

catch on. >> i like that. >> jimmy: we're trying especially at the show to switch to this instead. >> the corona. >> jimmy: because of corona, yeah. so if you would, spread it around. you could be the ambassador for the young people. this is the virus we want to spread, the elle bump. let's do it one with more time to show people. >> boom. >> jimmy: that's the way to do it. >> jimmy: i apologize if this is a weird thing to say, but you seem happier than most people. i get that a lot. >> jimmy: i think they call it a sunny disposition. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's a good way to go through life. >> i'm also like, when i get excited, i don't know, i get excited. >> jimmy: that's good. >> and then laugh nervously. >> jimmy: i mentioned in your introduction that 12 was the first time you were here. now you're 21 years old

>> mm-hm. >> jimmy: almost 22. >> in april. >> jimmy: how has 21, what have the privileges of being a full-fledged american adult, have you been enjoying? >> drinking. >> jimmy: drinking. >> yeah, definitely drinking. >> jimmy: did you wait? did you wait to start drinking until you turned 21? >> oh, of course. >> jimmy: and now you're drinking in earnest. >> yes, exactly. >> jimmy: what is your drink? >> it took me a while. i have this restaurant-bar anxiety, especially if you're out with friends or whoever, and you're like, even the bar tender, i'm like, i get anxiety when i'm ordering like if he's judging me, like that's not right, that's not classy. i don't know. >> jimmy: you need to have a go-to drink. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: and when you look at all the drinks on the menu, they've given them all these funny names. >> exactly.

>> jimmy: you need to have one. what is yours? >> mine, i have decided is a vodka martini, extra dirty. >> jimmy: very good. >> right choice, i guess. >> jimmy: it's just olive juice, it's not anything. how much, when you say extra dirty, is it more olive juice than vodka? >> it depends. they gave me a tip. they knew i was 21. >> jimmy: the bar tender gave you a tip. that's a nice. >> he let me know if you want to order this, you like that dirty, you should put it on the side, the dirt on the side, so all the olive juice at the side. so you request, you can add it at your leisure. >> jimmy: so you walk away a thing. >> a concoction, so i can mix it in if i want to. >> jimmy: that's your drink. >> yes. >> jimmy: you got that out of the way. >> i got that out of the way. >> jimmy: what did do you for your 21st birthday? >> i, it was a big one.

my friends and my sister threw me this karaoke birthday. like in korea town. i always wanted to do karaoke for my 21st. >> jimmy: what songs did you do? >> i did "summer lovin'." >> jimmy: oh, from "grease"? >> from "grease." >> jimmy: who did you do that with? >> you know. friends. >> jimmy: who was your danny zuko? >> it feels like the first crush ever, too. >> jimmy: mine too. for me, it was "welcome back kotter". >> and my sister and i did "before he cheats." >> jimmy: the carrie underwood song. >> yes, that's her karaoke song. so we did that together. >> jimmy: why is that her karaoke song? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: that's got to make all the guys nervous when that's her go-to is song. "summer lovin'" is definitely more -- >> more tame. >> jimmy: more you. >> but not so much when i'm slurring and falling over.

>> jimmy: did you get drunk on dirty martinis or whatever? >> sadly, it was champagne and tequila shots mixture. yeah, i threw up a lot. >> jimmy: oh, you did. >> yeah. in the uber on the way hope. >> jimmy: oh, oh, your rating must be a disaster. >> it wasn't on my uber. >> jimmy: oh, wow. oh, that's, that's the ultimate crime. >> exactly. >> jimmy: so you didn't even make it out the window, huh? >> you know, the story is a bit hazy for sure. >> jimmy: yes. >> but i've been told the uber driver was really nice. >> jimmy: oh, he was? >> he had a stache of throw-up baggies in his car, so he obviously gets this a lot. >> jimmy: did you get the bag? >> i got the bag, but it was a lot, is so i was in the bag. and then i -- >> jimmy: oh, no.

>> but then it was like, i was like maybe i can just out the window, we kept telling him i ate bad fish. >> jimmy: bad fish. >> sorry, sorry, bad fish. he totally knows. i have glitter, i'm probably wearing a 21st birthday, like, hat, you know. but tried to do it out the window. he was super nice. >> jimmy: that's great. i hope he got a good tip. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: your tip to him was get the olive juice on the side. >> yeah, yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: how is your sister? your sister dakota. >> yes. >> jimmy: are you guys living together or what? >> right now, she lived in new york for seven years. now she's moving back home to l.a. there's kind of an in between. she's got a house. so she's a bit in our house right now. >> jimmy: you're still with your mom. >> i'm still with my mom, yes. but i haven't lived with my sister for a bit now. >> jimmy: uh-huh.

>> she's really good, but we're about to do a film together, starting in like a month. >> jimmy: have you never done a movie together? >> never. never. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> now i've played her at a younger age in flashbacks and stuff, but this we're actually playing sisters in a movie. >> jimmy: perfect. you're playing sisters, is that fun? >> yeah, it's very special to us. we really care a lot. we are going to be living together during that. we've got, you know, a three bedroom apartment. >> jimmy: one to throw up in? >> who knows. >> jimmy: you, does your first movie together, but you have worked together before, and in fact, this is a video that i believe you posted online that i wanted to examine. it combines everything we're talking about here.

young fans of the black-eyed peas there. >> yes. >> jimmy: that's cute. >> i think the song had just come out, too, like fergie was like everything. >> jimmy: yeah, right, of course. maybe she could live in the third bedroom. we're going to take a break. when we come back, we will see a clip from elle fanning's new film called "all the bright places." we'll be right back. we want you to get the se uncertais great service you expect without leaving the safety of your home. sprint.com makes shopping easier by offering free next day shipping and no activation fees on our best new phone deals, like the amazing iphone 11 for just $15 a month when you switch. for now sprint.com is the best way to learn about

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you know, you don't have to be so pushy. >> you say pushy, and i hear a third of bold, inspiring. >> relentless, irritating, arrogant. >> sexy. >> jimmy: that is elle fanning, "all the bright places." not faces. that's such a bad thing. you're in a movie with all the bright faces. >> my dad. >> jimmy: that is based on one of those books like every young woman has read. >> yes. >> jimmy: and no one over 30 knows about, right. >> yes, i first read the book, yeah, it's a book by jennifer niven, when i was 14, that was the first time i read the book. >> jimmy: was it your idea to make the movie? >> i think jennifer wrote the book with the possibility of a

film happening, so i got to meet with her when i was young, and i've been on the project for a while trying to really develop it. >> jimmy: you produced this, right. >> yeah, it's the first movie i've produced. [ applause ] >> jimmy: is that fun? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you decided not to go to college, right. >> yeah, i think you talked me out of. >> jimmy: i said don't go to college, everything's figured out already, look at you, you're producing. so what does that mean when you're the producer? are you involved in everything, picking the people who are going to co-star? >> a bit. there are other producers on board. i got to learn from them a lot. obviously, this is my first time. but i think a big reason that the movie wasn't made sooner is because we couldn't find finch, who is the boy in the film. >> jimmy: who is that? >> that is justus smith.

and he's incredible. >> jimmy: oh, what a name that is. justus smith, that sounds like he should be rounding up a posse. justice smith is in town! >> yeah, i got to meet with him. and we kind of read a few scenes together. it was automatically, like, boom, this is finch. >> jimmy: you have a love scene. is this your first love scene in this? >> yeah, i think you could say. >> jimmy: that's crazy. you know you're going to have your first love scene, and you're the one picking the person you're going to love. >> i guess i never thought about that. >> jimmy: yes, if you are a guy, it would sound creepy. >> women in charge here. >> jimmy: hey, justice, you're the one! pucker up! you shot this in cleveland? >> yes. >> jimmy: how did you like it in cleveland? >> i really enjoyed it. we found, there was a big, we

were very close, a big family of casting and crew. we found some good activities to do. our hotel was right next to a mall. >> jimmy: great. >> i would go to the food court like every day and get philly cheese steak. >> jimmy: really. >> best i've ever had. >> jimmy: better than philadelphia? >> i've never been to philadelphia. i can't say that. >> jimmy: you'd go to the mall? >> yeah, it's right outside the hotel. they were like connected. >> jimmy: i got it. >> there we go. >> jimmy: as producer, were you in charge of finding the hotel? >> no, i guess not, but we were all staying in that hotel. >> jimmy: that makes it more fun. >> yeah, we would go do some karaoke there and shuffleboard. >> jimmy: what? >> shuffleboard. >> jimmy: in the hotel. >> it was like a place. >> jimmy: there's a designated park? >> it's a bar/shuffleboard place. and we --

>> jimmy: i don't know what i was imagining. >> a park, yeah. >> jimmy: shuffleboard country club or something like that. sounds like you're having fun. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. we learned a lot. your uber driver learn the more. give my best to your sister dakota. >> i will. >> jimmy: elle fanning! "all the bright places" is on netflix now. we'll be back with dave burd.

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you know him as lil' dickey. please welcome dave ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: so dave, yeah, that's what you have to do. you've got to unbutton it. you look good, you look sharp. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i feel like it's the best day of my life. >> jimmy: do you really? >> yeah, i've envisioned this moment for quite some time. >> jimmy: we know you as lil' dickey, but now you're david burd. >> it's an aggressive way to speak to somebody. >> jimmy: it is. at certain points did you regret taking on that name? >> i feel like it's so bad and

so good at the same time, it's almost like my cross to bear, that name. >> jimmy: i see, your penance for succeeding. your story is amazing. you stored up all your bar mitzvah money and made a video. >> my parents wouldn't let me touch my bar mitzvah money. which in retrospect was a great call on their end. i always wanted to be a comedian. i thought about ways to get known for my sense of humor. i could always sort of rap. i had $6,000 saved in my bank account from my bar mitzvah. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and i decided to spend it on music videos. and it was a great career decision. >> jimmy: it was, but i imagine, did your parents agree it was a gre ccion? no.. th're actually? >> yeah. there they are. >> jimmy: do you remember the moment you told your parents, hey, that $6,000 i got, i'm going to spend it making rap videos? >> not, because it wasn't really

a moment. it was more i spoke to them over the course of weeks to kind of ease them into it. know what i mean? >> jimmy: i see. >> i think it was a little jarring for them. what am i going to do, buy a couch when i'm 28 years old? why wouldn't i pursue my dreams? >> jimmy: that's really a good argument. >> yes. >> jimmy: so did they like what you were doing? >> well. uh, i think, you know, they're not like avid rap fans. i think was a little, you know, it was definitely like a total left turn. i worked at an ad agency. >> jimmy: so you had a regular job at that time. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you were making these funny and somewhat profane videos. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and somebody posted on reddit about it and the next day it was like a million views? >> i'd been working for like two years on music behind the scenes, not showing anybody. just to keep hope at a maximum level. what can someone do besides make

my hope lower. >> jimmy: right. >> and then finally, everybody thought i was crazy, i haven't seen him in a month. o he wants to be a rapper? that's a bizarre thing. finally, i was at the time where i was going to post my first video. i woke up in the morning, brushed my teeth. i looked in the mirror and cried tears of joy because i was so relieved that i had put my best foot forward. i didn't know what was going to happen. i knew i had given it my all and i thought i could live with failure, but i couldn't live with "what if", and i checked that box on a personal level. >> jimmy: that's a great way to look at it. [cheers and applause] >> and i posted it and it got a million views in the first 24 hours. what a relief. >> jimmy: that is crazy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that is unheard of. >> i said today was the best day of my life. that was. >> jimmy: now this is a photograph i was curious about. how old are you in this shot? >> probably about, first off, i

was a better man back then i feel. >> jimmy: i don't think you were a man, so. >> look at the sock. the socks are different brands. >> jimmy: the socks are different brands. it looks like you were on corona before the virus. >> and that wasn't even my hurt. that's at my overnight camp, 112, the r&b group came to my overnight camp. >> jimmy: why? >> i don't know why. to perform. >> jimmy: they stayed in the cabin with new. >> basically, i had a meal with them. basically, i opened up to them when they came. the owner's son, i think i was his favorite camper. i had good charisma. even back then, as you saw from that photograph. when they needed somebody to go fill up a few minutes, i did a routine. >> jimmy: that's what got you hooked? >> that's the first moment i hit the stage and it went well. i always for no real reason felt destined for stardom.

and i think that was the first moment where it was validated. >> jimmy: now you have a show. is this show auto biographical? is this based on your real life in >> semi auto biographical. >> jimmy: it's called "dave." >> they say write what you know. and i'm really fortunate that my actual real life is so entertaining. i'm like a rapper, but at the same time, it's not nearly as glamorous as you'd think. half of the time when i go to the studio i can't record because my nose is too stuffed. truly. it's ying and yang of that battle. >> jimmy: and one of the producers of your show is kevin hart. how did that happen? >> that's another incredible story. >> jimmy: was he at camp with you? >> no, i was in las vegas performing, you know how they have pool parties in vegas? i was a rapper on stage. and i was just performing, and

all of a sudden i heard a roar from the crowd. and i thought it was because i was being impressive. but it was actually because kevin hart had come on stage. i idolized kevin hart. i'm from philadelphia. [cheers and applause] >> everybody here from philadelphia? >> jimmy: no, they love kevin hart. >> i hear this roar and see kevin hart, but i'm in the middle of a song. i can't be hey, kev. i have to finish the verse. he was there for his bachelor party, and i talked to him afterwards. we hit it off and stayed in touch. when i decided to make a tv show i wanted producers who could really add value. he's got a whole team. they're sending me scripts. they're helping me hire directors. >> jimmy: congratulations. your parents must be so relieved, i would imagine. >> yeah, they're very proud.

i'm my parents' ring tone now. when i'm walking around and my mom's phone rings, it's one of my songs. >> jimmy: what song does mom have on the phone? >> it's "earth." >> jimmy: you're saving the planet. >> one ring tone at a time. >> jimmy: dave burd! "dave" airs wednesdays at 10:00 p.m. on fxx. and we'll return with music from local natives. ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the amg four-door coupe. mercedes amg, driving performance. tlet's make it more amazing!g! ♪ menutaur

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♪ finally what you came for finally what you hoped to find ♪ ♪ racing home from her house looking out for black and white ♪ ♪ dark days in the summer dark days a million ways to toe the line ♪ ♪ summer can't wait holy other can't wait ♪ ♪ might as well be the seventh sign ♪ ♪ ooh it goes hand in hand with can we fight it fight it ♪

♪ if we don't even know why ♪ chlorine is the pale light ♪ ♪ ♪ dark days in the summer dark days in the rain the water's fine ♪ it was wild combination wild either that or right down the line ♪ ooh it goes hand in hand with

fear for the afterlife ooh how can we fight it ♪ ♪ fight it if we don't even know ♪ i've been on the way i've been on the way i've been on my way for so long ♪ ♪ i've been on the way i've been on the way i've been on my way for so long ♪ ♪ i've been on the way i've been on t w i've been on my way for so long ♪

♪ ♪ wait, when am i going to lose you ♪ ♪ how will i go swiftly ♪ careless over time ♪ trace, curving ♪ settle to you see a clear sign ♪ ♪ stay here for the night ♪ i remember you said ♪ everything has its place ♪ now we lie in our bed ♪ wondering how to explain ♪ you, hoo, hoo, you, hoo, hoo,

♪ ♪ you, hoo, hoo, hoo ♪ ♪ you, hoo, hoo, ♪ ♪ the, take another one if you need it ♪ ♪ till you already feel it ♪ i felt the