you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching, thanks for coming, wow, i'm so glad you came. it's, i wouldn't have come. thank you for literally risking your lives to be here tonight, and i want to welcome those of you who just got off the cruise ship. boy, the stock market was way down today as the rise of the coronavirus continues around the country and the world. the governor of california declared a state of emergency here, and a lot of people are wondering what they can do. even the rapper, little nas x tweeted, no joking, does anybody know what i can do to help with the coronavirus? well, you know what? thanks for asking, lil' nas x. and yes, there is something you can do. it's called the el bump. i introduced this on monday. it is a way of saying hello without infecting each other.

and it is spreading faster than the coronavirus itself. this morning the el bump made it to the view. >> jimmy kimmel is proposing an alternative to a handshake that he's calling the el bump. apparently this is what it is, i'm going to try it out on you. >> there's, okay. hi. >> you know what, after all this time, howie mandel is a genius. >> jimmy: that's right, he is a genius. he does the mandel bump is his thing. but the governor of nebraska posted this on twitter. he's doing the el bump with his fellow man. and this is shocking to me, even the vice poodle of the united states is doing the el bump today. look at this. here he is coming off air force two. and there you go. that's, i hope he hasn't been watching the show. the best part of the el bump is you don't need a face mask, not that you can find a face mask, there's a shortage right now of those face masks even though they don't really help prevent

the coronavirus, people have been hoarding them, which puts doctors and nurses and people in hospitals at risk. you don't have to buy one. if you want one it's very easy to make your own safety mask and my trusty guillermo is going to show you how you can do that now. all you need is a common -- [cheers and applause] a few common household items. for instance, look at that. a coffee filter. get some duct tape, a coffee filter, strap it on and breathe in those columbian beans. for the next one, yes, go down to the ground guillermo. if you don't drink coffee, why not try an old bra? or for the fellas out there who might not have a bra handy, grab a slice of cold pizza and an extra thick rubber band and there you have it. thank you very much. any flat bread will do. and now your mustache smells

like pepperoni. that's interesting. this is a clip from the fox news coverage of the mike pence news conference. listen carefully to see if you heard what i heard. >> what's threshold? the number of deaths, the number of cases? >> that's a briefing at the white house. >> jimmy: i don't know, maybe lou dobbs is practicing his trombone? our commander in chief is very focussed on the coronavirus and trying to sell us on the idea that it's not a big deal. he phoned in to sean hannity to tell not what the experts are saying but what he's personally feeling. >> a global rate of 3.4%. and a report that the olympics could be delayed. your reaction to that? >> i think the 3.4% is really a false number. now this is just my hunch, but based on a lot of conversations with a lot of people that do

this, because a lot of people will have this, and it's very mild. they'll get better very rapidly. they don't see a doctor, they don't even call a doctor. >> jimmy: we really would have been better off with a monkey president. we really would. [cheers and applause] donald trump has a hunch. here's thing. if you're president of the united states, you don't go with hunches. you have the world's greatest scientists, you go with them, you listen to them. the only hunch you should have is the one in your back when you're leaning over that 12-piece bucket of kfc. but don't worry, the president said a lot of people will have this. it's mild like the salsa an at chipotle. >> they don't know about the easy cases, because the easy cases don't go to the hospital. they don't report to doctors or the hospital in many cases. i think the number is way under 1%. >> jimmy: personally, he would say it's way under 1%. would somebody put a mozzarella

stick in his stupid hole? this is not a matter of opinion, this is science. he floated the idea that people with the coronavirus could go in to work. >> so, if, you know, we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better, just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work, some of them go to work. but they get better. >> jimmy: see, for him going to work means sitting around watching nine hours of fox news in his underpants. so he doesn't understand what that means. i don't know, all he cares about is money. he's worried about the stock market before the election, so his plan is to pretend the virus away. and it's especially interesting that trump will be okay with sick people going to work. he said it the same day his commander of the corona task force told us specifically to do the opposite of that. >> a brief tutorial for yourself and your family and your loved ones. it's a good idea to stay home

when you're sick. >> jimmy: what could be, could there be anything sadder than to be mike pence? nothing you say means anything. you're like a semi colon. you're really just, as joe biden gets ready to storm the white house atop his ride-on lawnmower, his opponent, senator elizabeth warren has dropped out of the race. in spite of her experience, track record and skills in the debates. american voters ultimately decided she didn't have what they were looking for in a president, which is a penis. and elizabeth warren finished a distant third in the delegate race. it's hard to argue that sexism didn't play a part. a lot of people said i'm fine voting for a woman, after hillary, i don't want to risk it. it's second hand sexism is what it is. who will she endorse? they both want the endorsement, bernie and biden.

and that's what she was asked daish a during a chat outside her house today. >> will you be making an endorsement today? we know you spoke with both joe biden and bernie sanders yesterday. >> not today. not today. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: so i guess bernie has the edge. the remaining candidates are now bernie, joe biden and tulsi gabbard who has a fun real estate vibe going. but also only has two delegates. it's the early bird special. basically, when you're trying to choose which type of breyers vanilla, the homemade, natural and extra creamy, which flavor will beat that chunky monkey in the oval office? i guess we'll find out in november. florida is a key state and florida had a big milestone, the 175th anniversary of florida becoming a state.

florida is 175 years old, which is why it moved to florida in the first place. florida is a strange, even their state flag looks like the wrong answer on family feud. it, no state in the union has crammed more crazy into its years of existence than florida. with that said, we are very pleased to present this tribute to our favorite state. >> there's never been a better time to visit florida. join us as we celebrate 175 years of statehood. since 1845, florida has been america's top travel destination for people hoping to get a dui on a lawnmower, but no matter how you get there, whether by street-legal jet ski or twerking on the roof of a nissan, in florida everyone's welcome. so kickback and smoke some weed in a maternity ward or crack in the icu. looking for excitement?

just steal 16 metric tons of crisco or 850 pairs of ladies underwear or throw a live alligator into a drive through. and when the sun goes down the night gets hot. at one of our world famous strip clubs where you can do whatever your heart desires, even run over your own legs with a pickup truck. the sunshine state will make all your dreams come true today. book a trip today. 21 million exotic reptile poachers can't be wrong. come to florida, the state that god forgot. >> jimmy: happy anniversary, florida. we love you. keep up the good work. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: all right, one more thing before we forge ahead. it's thursday night, that means it's time to bleep and blur the big moments of tv whether they need it or not, it is this week in unnecessary censorship.

>> a big issue for them is going to be [ bleep ]ing. biden is for it. sanders is against it. >> safe travels on the campaign trail, thank you, sir. >> [ bleep ] you. >> one thing i love working with president trump as a candidate and president he's not afraid to [ bleep ]. he's not afraid to take on new things. >> laura, he could personally suck the [ bleep ] out of every one of the 60,000 [ bleep ] in the world and suck it out of their [ bleep ]. >> we believe as president trump said today that it's safe to [ bleep ]. a hospital worker facing charges after being accused of sucking on a patient's [ bleep ] is speaking out. >> i haven't touched my [ bleep ] in weeks. in weeks. i miss it. >> for the nightcap, if you think your kids are [ bleep ] eaters, what about dogs? >> i find animals [ bleep ] to be endlessly entertaining, more entertaining than people [ bleep ]ing if i'm being honest.

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♪ >> jimmy: how you doin'? >> i'm doin' great. >> jimmy: thank you for employing the el bump. >> double el bump. >> jimmy: it's important that people see other people doing it. >> modeling good behavior. >> jimmy: and you were just on a big tour, right? >> yes. we were with actors all over the country. >> jimmy: that is your playhouse of people. >> yeah, and we were doing a new show called "colossus", about immigration, speaking 12 languages, telling the story of ancestors, how they got from oppression to freedom. so we were in iowa, michigan, seattle, california and in

colorado. >> jimmy: you got around. >> and new york. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. was that fun for you. >> it was incredible. the play is really moving. and it's, but at the end, i would come out, and i'd have a discussion with the audience. >> jimmy: oh, each time, nice. >> and i would ask where they're from and where their ancestors are from. and they would share stories with us, incredible stories about their ancestors, about how they got here, including this story of an 8-year-old boy who in new york harbor early 1900s, denied entry, jumps off the boat, swims to shore, hides now horse stables, adopted by this family. he said this is my great, great uncle, he is one of the ones who started the teamsters. >> jimmy: wour wow, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: half of them aren't w?

>> yeah. >> jimmy: half of them aren't true, but you don't know that, because your grandpa made up some story. our family, we thought we were native-american for a long time. >> yeah, i took the dna test. >> jimmy: nothing cool in your background. so you're out there, and you're doing these q&as with these people. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and when you do a q&a, i imagine "shawshank redemption" always comes up, "bull durham" comes up. do they come up all the time? [cheers and applause] >> they do come up all the time, that and "jacob's ladder" and "nothing to lose." >> jimmy: what's the ranking? >> "shawshank" would be top. >> jimmy: that's a great movie, there are quite a few great movies. i feel like i watched it yesterday. >> it probably was on yesterday. >> jimmy: it may have been on yesterday. is that what it is? do they give it away? when's the last time you sat and watched it? >> i was in a film festival in the czech republic and saw it in an outdoor amphitheater with about 4,000 people.

>> jimmy: really? >> it was pretty cool. >> jimmy: your dad was a folk musician, flight. >> yes. he was with a group called the highway men. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and they toured all over the place. yeah, that was the first person i saw on stage, that was what gave me the addiction. >> jimmy: and did that excite you? and were you ever a part of that, being on stage with him? >> yes. we did a promotional tour in 1965. we were the ever ready robbins, chordless corners, ever ready robbins. >> jimmy: the whole family. >> we'd go on morning shows and sing a song together and you know we'd play with our battery-operated products. >> jimmy: for the ever ready battery company. >> yeah. then paul happened and it was a complete embarrassment. >> jimmy: people would buy

batteries, did you sing about batteries? >> this was 1965. batteries were a pretty new thing. >> jimmy: that's pretty crazy. >> my first brush with show business. >> jimmy: do you have a fondness for batteries to this day? >> i even have my ever ready shirt. >> jimmy: did you ever feel a rivalry with the energizer bunny? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're a trump guy, right? >> yeah, why not just give him a chance. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is my new thing, i like to say this to people at parties. just say you're trump person, right? you might as well say you're a child molester, right? it's fun, try it. we were talking about you today and looking into your past, you were a pizza delivery. >> i did. >> jimmy: how old were you when you did that?

>> i was in my early 20s, right out of college in beverly hills. if you're going to deliver pizzas, deliver in a good neighborhood, because the tips tend to be a little better, and you never know who you're going to be delivering for, right? >> jimmy: i delivered in las vegas in some very, very, very bad apartment buildings, they didn't even qualify as apartment buildings. they were like motels that people never left. >> right. they're leaving you meth for tips. >> jimmy: you were in beverly hills. that's good. would stars answer the door? >> i had one star encounter, i delivered pizza to a charlie's angel. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> kate jackson. >> jimmy: she was my favorite. >> mine, too. >> jimmy: really? >> and i think she liked pepperoni. >> jimmy: well, who doesn't? did you have that, you know, it's funny, because especially

in the '70s, you'd see these movies, and the pizza delivery guy seemed to be very popular with the ladies, but i never experienced that. >> what kind of movies are you talking about? >> jimmy: i never had that, and i always would hope that the door would open and -- did you ever have anything like that? >> no. no. i did deliver to one place where it was clear that everyone was like high on cocaine and they were no longer interested in the pizza. like, oh, did someone order a pizza? >> jimmy: did you have any tricks or ways to steal from the place or anything like that? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i did too. i'd hold the pizza up to the heater in the car, so when they got it, because i always got lost, they'd think it was still hot. >> i would do this as a starving young actor. i would, it would be like 11:00, and i'd call in a pizza. i'm going to come pick it up, and 11:30 would come around

12:00. anyone eating this pizza? >> jimmy: it happens to be my favorite kind. but you know looking back they had to know that that's what you were doing, right >> yeah. yes. >> jimmy: yes, yes. >> okay. take away. >> jimmy: tim robbins is here. when we come back we'll see a chip from a very funny movie called "vh-yes." when we come right back. ♪ ♪ (vo) command picture hanging strips hold strong and remove cleanly. command. do. no harm.

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sense of humor. >> jimmy: of course you think that, he's your kid. the fact that i think that means something. >> i know, means a lot. and other people, these reviews, they say it's lynchy, and david croninburg and david lynch. >> jimmy: your son's here tonight and look, he has his vhs camera with him. very well done. i like the whole, can you explain what the premise of the -- >> that, by the way is old faithful. that is the camera we shot the film on. >> jimmy: for real? >> yes, our dailies would be on video cassettes. and we'd transfer them over to digital. and we had a rule on the set, no magnets. i don't know if you're aware of this, but magnets can destroy whatever's on a videotape. >> jimmy: yeah. was there a sign that said "no magnets"? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you have to confiscate, take any magnets from anyone? >> all the time.

>> jimmy: thank god you didn't get hit by magnets. be careful with that microphone. there's a kid that works here at espn and has a whole sex for tee shirts thing. he's spoken with that before. little inside joke with the audience. you did a great job with the movie. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: did you force your son to get into the entertainment industry? >> i did not force -- he went to usc film school. yeah! and -- >> jimmy: rowing scholarship? >> no, he got in all on his own. i had nothing to do with it. but anyway, he started making films out of school, and i produced his first film, and it was about an electronica deejay, deejay sparkle, 8-year-old girl who was a prodigy.

it was so funny. we did a longer film of it. it got sold to comedy central and he started making more films after that. so anytime he wants to do a film i'm definitely in. >> jimmy: isn't that the greatest news when your kid decides to do something, oh, okay, i can do this. >> but then when they far surpass what you thought. >> jimmy: then you have to take them down a couple pegs. let's remember who the big robbin is in this family. after what happened with baskin, we can't repeat that again. >> nothing but pride. >> jimmy: very good to see you. see the movie, i love that they made it. this is not actually available on vhs, is it? >> it will be, actually. but right now it's on vod. >> jimmy: if you are one of the 11 people in the united states who have a vcr you can get it. >> it's only like $800.

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>> jimmy: "bad trip" opens in theaters april 24th. please say hello to eric andre. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: how you doin'? how long were you hanging from the roof? >> days. no, probably like 20 minutes, honestly. >> jimmy: tiffany haddish was your angry girl friend. >> the bad guy. the best friend's evil sister. >> jimmy: it's an interesting concept. and i'll do my best to explain it. i'll do a bad job of explaining it, but it's super funny. you actually came up with a narrative in which this guy played by you has got this girl th hve and h trying to, he has these -- >> traversing america looking

for the girl of my dreams and doing pranks all along. >> jimmy: you pull a lot of pranks on a lot of people and very, very crazy and funny pranks on a lot of people. >> i'm actually patient zero. i gave the coronavirus to the entire country. >> jimmy: good one. >> and zika and h1n1. let's not forget about all the great diseases. >> jimmy: when did you shoot this movie. >> we shot it, gosh, i think we finished shooting like a year ago. it took a while. >> jimmy: i was thinking about this. i know it took a while to shoot. at the beginning probably of while you started shooting it, tiffany haddish was not well-known and then was like a superstar by the end of the movie. >> yeah, that's why we gave her cornrows and made her look like post malone. >> jimmy: i don't want to ruin it, but there's a crazy good scene where she is, you still have to see it, but she like escapes from a prison truck, you know. >> yeah, yeah, yeah.

>> jimmy: there's this poor guy cleaning graffiti out of the side of a wall.>> she drops out of a prison truck. >> jimmy: and she's like, are there any cops around, whatever, and he as basically like an accomplice to her escape. >> the warden comes out, where did the prisoner go? he's like, go that way. >> jimmy: it also seemed quite a few people got angry during this. >> we had a knife pulled out on us. yeah, we had a knife pulled out on us. >> jimmy: were you prepared for that? >> no, no not at all. we did a prank where we put our penises in a chinese finger trap. and we went to this barbershop in atlanta with our penises in a chinese finger trap, excuse me, sir, do you have any scissors, eep ]. and the barber's like, oh, hell no! he chased us out.ined at the

penis, running out of there like, ah! and for my crew, i have a safe word, i yell "popcorn", if stuff goes sideways, and i forgot my word, and i was like, "goose bumps, goose bumps", and they're like, what? oh, "popcorn." and we were like, can you sign this form? >> jimmy: there's a sense of relief. >> he was, the more violent they are the more relieved they are that you're not conjoined at the [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: the ones who get the maddest are the ones who say oh, yeah, you can put that on tv, no problem. >> i thinkhe

my: or. >> yeah, about the reality. soccer moms, they have an internal rage. >> jimmy: they have to sit there and watch soccer for two hours, that's why. i don't know what you call it, maybe the craziest scene is you and little rel go to the zoo, and this is a zoo that is -- >> it is kind of ratty. joint where was -- >> i shouldn't talk trash, they were the only zoo that let us film this prank. it was like deep georgia. the atlanta zoo was absolutely not. so we went into deep georgia, filmed at this zoo. there were real people milling around, they didn't know they were on camera. we went to the gorilla enclosure, and i'm taking a selfie with the gorilla, and all of a sudden the gorilla tackled me, ripped my pants off and put his [ bleep ] up my b. what can you say on abc?

>> jimmy: if you can't say it, it will just have been bleeped. >> he had love time with my anus? in front of -- >> jimmy: that, you can't say. >> in front of real people. they were like, ah! they grab their blood pressure medication, ah! >> jimmy: the best part is nobody helped. >> nobody helped, nobody helped. they started filming it on their iphones, ah, this is messed up! >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. so people have been doing these videos with celebrities where you're a huge fan of a celebrity, and then the celebrity comes out from behind you and you get very excited and like it's kind of a thing. so you had an idea. >> like oprah comes out or somebody like that. or there's a new car or whatever she says. >> jimmy: we got some people, and we asked them if they loved beyonce, and we didn't tell them beyonce was going to come out, but i feel like people just expect it now, right? >> jimbo kimmel, right.

people expect the best. come on, come on! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i appreciate it. it's real nice. so you, instead of beyonce. >> i'm sorry. >> jimmy: i loved hearing jimbo kimmel. >> jimmy: just roll the tape. >> come right this way. you're going to be talking right to this camera as if that's beyonce, imagine what you would say to her if she walked in this room. keep looking forward. >> hey, so i'm nicole, and i'm shaking so much.

i love you so much, beyonce. your songs inspire me so much. and the way you sang and express yourself through your songs is oh! oh, my god! i love you so much, and you're such a good inspiration to me. and your songs are so beautiful, and you touch my heart so much. can i give you a hug? oh, my god! >> it's me. i love you, too. >> oh, my god. >> ah, ah, oh. >> the one thing i would say you've done for me, beyonce, an average 11-year-old, i was dancing with my mom and everything. and, hello? no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! holy [ bleep ] are you serious right now?

wow, i just want to say, beyonce, you are miss queen bey. >> hello, or should i say halo. that's one of my songs. what's your favorite music video? >> "lemonade" is the best. >> i'm like, lemonade, lemonade, lemonade. who wants lemonade? >> i do. >> sing with me, lemonade, lemonade, glug, glug, glug, and the rest is history. >> need help? i'm so sorry. you did amazing. >> sat on my balls. ♪ ah, ah, oh, >> hi, beyonce, i'm your biggest fan. >> you're such an inspiration to young women around the world, and we truly appreciate all you do.

you just lift people up and bring them to a higher level. it's great. >> somebody's behind us. >> oh, my god. >> oh, my god! oh, my god! oh! >> oh, my god! >> beyonce? >> it's beyonce. >> beyonce? >> i love you. you're my favorite, you're my favorite singer. you're everything to me. >> thank you so much. you want to see my bey hive? they're pretty dangerous. >> oh, my goodness. >> you're not allergic, are you? >> no. >> go this way, no, no, no, come here, come here, come here. [ bleep ]. more bees. >> no! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: if you enjoyed that,

wait till you see this crazy movie. "bad trip" opens in theaters on april 24th. and we'll return with music from phantogram. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by the 2020 gle, mercedes benz, the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank tim robbins, eric andre and apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, this is their album, it's called "ceremony," here with the song "dear god", phantogram!

♪ what would i do with a world without you what would i do with a world without you ♪ ♪ take me out of this world that i'm living in tell my friends ♪ ♪ 'cause i know imma see again hey, dear god show me how to rope ♪ ♪ a dope don't know why i want you to see it i want you to feel it dear, dear god ♪ ♪ why's there so much fight in them eyes i want you to see it i want you to feel it ♪ ♪ dear god, you save the only lonely lives i'm feeling good i'm feeling fine ♪

♪ these days i see too much i ain't got time i'm out of sight i'm out of mind ♪ living in tell my friends 'cause i know ♪ ♪ imma see again hey, dear god you heard it know it note for note ♪ ♪ blows my mind i want you feel me i want you to see it dear, dear god ♪ my heart survives dear god, you save the only lonely lives ♪ ♪ i'm feeling good i'm feeling

fine these days i see too much i ain't got time ♪ ♪ i'm out of sight i'm out of mind take me out of this world i'm living in ♪ ♪ tell my friends 'cause i know imma see again take me out of ♪ ♪ this world i'm living in tell my friends 'cause i know imma see again ♪ ♪ take me out of this world i'm

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