thank you for watching, thank you for coming. hey, thank you for, for braving your filthy fellow humans to be here. don't breathe in, anybody! we have a lot to get to. a lot of it has to do with the coronavirus, which, as you know was started by netflix to get people to watch more of their television, true. the virus was officially declared a pandemic by the world health organization today. major events are being canceled, postponed. the tax deadline may even be postponed. they're thinking about pushing tax day past april 15th. jeff bezos heard that and said, wow, what's tax day? the ncaa announced that march madness will go on but with no fans. there will be no spectators, outside of the players' families. they should also consider playing without a ball. that's just a petri dish. being bounced from one pair of

hands to another. the warriors will be playing without a crowd. but basketball games in the pros have been played without fans before. the clippers did it for many years. [ applause ] and in part, in part because of all these cancellations, a lot of people don't seem to know what to think about the coronavirus, what to feel. should i be scared? are people overreacting? what's true, what's not true? it's totally normal to feel that way. many have the same thoughts. so i thought this might help. these are the five stages of coronavirus, so first you have denial. i'm not going to get the coronavirus. only old people, chinese people and people on cruise ships get that. second, anger. why isn't there any toilet paper at target? is everybody nuts? then bargaining. there's no purel, maybe i'll make my own sanitizer with jergens and vodka. next comes depression. i can't believe they canceled coachella, i'm not going to get

to see carly ray jepsen for a year now. and finally, acceptance, which is hey, you know what? if i die, maybe i'll get to meet prince. you're not alone, okay? the fear is spreading not just here in the united states. people are losing their minds all over the world. the nation of italy has closed all shops except for groceries and pharmacies, which seems to be what they do every time i go on vacation anyway. everything's closed. and in the land downunder, look at this video. this is security camera showing the toilet paper aisle at a grocery store in australia. which i really, i don't understand the hoarding toilet paper. but imagine getting trampled to death buying charmin. it really would be a sad way to go. the president has been spreading mixed messages. federal officials would like president trump to stop shaking hands in public. president trump says he doesn't

care, he's going to continue to move on those hands like a bitch. that actually makes sense to me. the man eats pancakes for breakfast and lives in a tanning bed, do you think he's going to start listening to doctors? the good news for donald trump, because of his tiny, tiny hands, even a travel size bottle of purel is like a lifetime supply. and by the way, he is at risk. he meets the definition of being at risk. he shook hands with doug collins who is now in quarantine. they even gave a little kiss. and while trump has refused to stop shaking hands for now at least, his staff appears to have found a creative solution to keep his nubby little digits in check. >> a lot of them are things you want to get for other things, and we're looking at the people, we're looking at solving this problem. also some very good numbers coming out of some countries where it started earlier, and

we're seeing fairly good numbers coming out of those countries, that's a good thing. >> jimmy: he's bringing cookies out of the oven. even the commander of the coronavirus task force space force vice president mike pence is on the same page handshake wise with president trump. >> as the president has said, in our line of work, you shake hands when someone wants to shake your hand. i expect the president will continue to do that. i'll continue to do it. >> jimmy: that's interesting, because while he claims he'll continue to do that, you can see, mike pence hasn't been shaking hands. whenever he's not with the president, he's out there bumping elbows with everybody he runs into. he's bumping elbows with his el bros all the time. makes you wonder what else he's doing that the president doesn't know about. the move pence was doing is something i've branded the el bump. it's a hand shake alternative, and it's kicking off with people at "first take."

>> jimmy kimmel's looking out for us. it's called the el bump. we can just do, what's going on, everybody, welcome on in to "first take." >> what is it? >> it is corny, and i love me some jimmy kimmel. but that is corny, and more importantly, the elbow puts you closer to the person where the fist bump makes you keep your distance. think, jimmy, distance, distance. >> sorry, jimmy, i tried. >> can we just bow like the japanese? >> jimmy: yes, you could bow like the japanese or do the elbow, like i want people to do. and steven, i will pray for you, that you do not get this coronavirus, just keep distance. you can do it like this. jaylin rose and david jacoby. >> elbow. >> jimmy: that's how you do it and that's why these two will

live forever. [ applause ] these are troubled times. things are very el bumpy between president trump and nancy pelosi. trump refuses to meet with pelosi about the coronavirus or anything, which is, i think it's just going to make the eventual makeup sex hotter, but meanwhile, former democratic candidate and spiritual leader or something, i don't know what she is. maryann williamson is back doing her part to fight the coronavirus. she offered a meditation. it's important to remember this person was running for president. >> now, what i want to do now is a meditation with you. because what's happening is that the panic that we're all being thrown into, the fear that we're being thrown into actually decreases the functioning of our immune system. watch and feel as this light now enters into your brain, your stomach, your cervix, your

penis, your vagina, your buttocks. go wash your hands. >> jimmy: right, yes. she has a penis and a vagina? my cervix feels better already. thank you, maryann. the government is cracking down right now on those selling bogus remedies for the virus. those include disgraced tv sell-evangelist baker. >> among those warned, jim baker, who sold this silver solution on his show. >> you're saying that silver solution would be effective. >> let's say it hasn't been tested on this strain of the coronavirus, but it's been test rovianha

eliminate it within 12 hours. >> yeah. >> totally eliminate it. kills it, deactivates it. >> jimmy: i don't know about you, i'm convinced, it deactivates it and gives you super powers, too. if you don't know who jim baker is, he was a televangelist and went to prison. and that silver stuff isn't even the weirdest product he's selling. that would be this. it is a bucket of freeze dried mexican food for the apocalypse called the fiesta pail. fiesta and pail, two words that go together like chewing gum and soup. the food and the pail is said to be the realo dealo. >> it passes the official mexican test. this is mexican food that real-live mexicans approve of, you know, this is not gringo food.

this is good, good food. >> jimmy: guillermo, is that food that real-live mexicans approve of? >> guillermo: no, that's terrible. >> jimmy: he's not telling the truth? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: yesterday in russia they passed a bill that will allow vladimir putin to remain in power until 2036, 12 years longer than he was supposed to be ruling -- can somebody please hide all the newspapers in the white house from donald trump? because if he sees this, we're in for a long run. putin squeaked by with a narrow 150% of the vote. it went 383 yes, zero nos, for real. that will allow him to be in office until he's 83, that's almost old enough to run the united states. we're still trying to figure out who's going to run the country for the next four years. it was a good night for joe biden.

he won in michigan and three other states. he's got a big edge on bernie sanders. you remember when that guy nik wallenda walked across an active volcano? that's what it's going to feel like watching joe biden open his mouth every day between now and november. many are crediting [ applause ] many are giving credit to biden's victory to his new campaign strategy of grabbing voters by the arm and saying, look here, jack, you're a jerk who can go to hell. biden did well with voters over 45, and bernie sanders did better with voters under 45. if you've had a colonoscopy, biden's your guy. tulsi gabbard is running in the way "cats" was running for an academy award. now that biden's moved into the lead he seems to be looking past his yoecopponents and trying to remind us of an old friend.

>> i'm joe biden, and i have met barack obama. i have stood next to him. i have sat behind him, i have touched him. i have even smelled his neck. as we like to say to each other a lot, when we are together, which is often, yes, we've met. i am barack obama, and i am in aruba, floating on a tube. >> jimmy: that's still better than "no malarkey", right? we have a great show tonight. music from grace vanderwaal. eiza gonzález is here. and we'll be right back with david spade. so stick around. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by the 2020 census! mean smoother roads. or morinurovnment. the census counts us all.

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♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome back. tonight, from the new movie "bloodshot" with vin diesel, eiza gonzalez is here. then later with a song from her film "stargirl" on disney plus, grace vanderwaal from the mercedes-benz stage. [cheers and applause] tomorrow night i will be out hosting the show "who wants to be a millionaihi wl aire on abc in my stead, mayor pete buttigieg will be filling

in as host. his guests will be sir patrick stewart, tony hale and music from jhene iko and miguel. so please join mayor pete for that tomorrow night as he hosts the show. our first guest is a very funny man with a very funny show that is on every night against ours, which is rude. "lights out with david spade" is on weeknights on comedy central. please say hello to david spade. [cheers and applause] ♪ hey! yeah, man. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> hello, james. >> jimmy: you feeling okay today? now that the bachelor's over your life has no meaning anymore, does it? >> what to look forward to. i did watch it last night. >> jimmy: of course you watched

it last night. >> i sometimes hit him up about it. i know you know all the tricks. >> jimmy: i like to watch your instagram stories and you take pictures of the tv screen. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. what a loser, but i do. i got into it last night. first of all, last night was the big ending. most people sort of know what happened. it's like this big. it's all girls, it looks like rush week at delta gamma. they have one guy in the room. and then they have, they do the flashback. is what happened is hannah ann, the final two, hannah ann. he takes them to australia, of course the farthest place. and they get there, and then i'm always surprised at like hannah b doesn't pop out of a kangaroo pouch. hey, y'all, remember me? but the other one's a virgin, madison. >> jimmy: uh-huh. that's right. >> so some appeal. i get what's going on, but she dumped him twice. >> jimmy: she did. >> and hannah ann's only crime is she was nice and normal and no drama, and of course he was

like, aye, the other way. so he proposes to her, and then a month later, he's like, can i have that ring back? it's so, it's so weird. and then he, he tries to get the other one back, but they're on the show, live, and it's just cringe time, because the mom is like this, barb, you see barb? really daggers. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, she was not happy at all. >> and they had a little barb cam in the corner. when they'd show hannah ann, she'd be like, and she didn't get her. and he's like, mom, it's going to be madison now, and she's like, what? and he's like, quit yelling, mom, that's my girlfriend. she's yelling at her. she's like, i don't like this one. >> jimmy: david is not exaggerating one tiny bit.

>> she was just all over, and you know poor madison, and she's so wiped out from flying and those heavy eyelashes. i didn't know if those were carry-on. i don't know if they're legal. >> jimmy: i had a long talk with somebody about those last night about whether they were real or not. >> beautiful girl, but they had to give them both extensions. they're both pretty already. but they really l.a.-ed them up. you're pretty, but not enough. so they get out there, and it's like l.a. of course, from like normal places. but the mom, i don't know what happens, so she's like yelling going you know he puts mentos in cokes, trying to kill the whole thing, the virgin was like, oh. >> jimmy: got involved even. it was bad. >> but it was fun just to watch the whole shenanigans. >> jimmy: you enjoyed it. which do you like better, bachelor or bachelorette? >> i don't know.

it's all about the same. i just make fun of whatever's in front of me. >> jimmy: whatever's in front of you. >> i like it all. >> jimmy: do you schedule your life around the show? do you go out on a monday or tuesday? >> i do sort of work in the day. they get a little nuts with, it's a monday through friday edition. i'm like, [ bleep ], man. three hours each night, and they're really milking it. it's like a ten-minute show but it's really stretched out. give something to kitty, meow! >> jimmy: they can tighten it up a little bit. >> there's some easy trims. how long are you supposed to touch your face? ten minutes a day? so they, oh, yeah. so i went to dinner. >> jimmy: you talk, i'll touch your face. >> i for sure have it now. so i, i went to dinner. >> jimmy: sorry. [ applause ] i ruined the story.

where did you go to dinner? and when was this? >> i'm more concerned about the bachelor than the coronavirus. i went to dinner, and sometimes i get dissed. well, obviously, in the earlier days, like right when i moved to l.a., i got l.a.-ed because the maitre d' was all snooty, he goes right this way, ladies, and i go. [ laughter ] and i was like, and then she was like, you know, are you a girl? and i go, no. so i'm walking in, hey, joe dirt, yeah, i'm a guy. so we start walking. i can't wait until this guy sees it's me, he's going to freak out. then he sees some stairs and looks right at me and says "watch your step, gals." i am a sir! i like to order first. this's kind of rude, and i'm hungry. and sometimes when i get there, i can't drink until i eat. i like to have a few knocks, especially before the bachelor.

and i go hey, man, can i order steak now? is that okay if i just get things going? he does it, then 15 minutes later i'm looking for it. he comes back, hey, can i take your order? hey, bub, any eyes on that steak? can we get a 20 on it? oh, you want it now? yeah, why did i order it when i walked in, hey, give me a steak. and he goes hey, two seconds. and now this thing when they avoid you? they walk by your table, like la, la, la. table 41, [ bleep ]. he keeps doing this, and he's being weird, you know. and then a few minutes later, he's like, remember me? now we're friends again. >> jimmy: yeah, well, good. >> so it all worked out. i get crabby. >> jimmy: i don't know if this is something you'd be willing to share, but i, would you tell, i

want to take a break. when we come back, will you tell the story, there was a major, triple major celebrity, with whom you had long-time bad blood. >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you know what i'm talking about? >> oh, yes, i do. >> jimmy: david spade is here. we'll be right back with this. [cheers and applause] ♪ people ask me what sort of person should become a celebrity accountant. and, i tell them, "nobody should." hey, buddy. what's the damage? i bought it! the waterfall? nope! a new volkswagen. a volkswagen?! i think we're having a breakthrough here! welcome to caesar's palace. thank you.

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♪ >> jimmy: we are back with the great david spade. he has a television show of his very own, called "lights out" with david spade. you don't have a guillermo on your show.

you can't just find those. god sends them to you when you've been good. >> yeah, dime a dozen. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: how long have you been doing the show now? >> oh, i don't even know. well, we've, we just did 100 episodes, since july i guess. >> jimmy: so not quite a year. >> oh, thank you, 100 episodes. [cheers and applause] you, have you done a hundred yet? >> jimmy: yeah, a few more than that. >> yeah, i knew you'd get there. >> jimmy: is it what you imagined it would be, this life? >> i thought i'd breeze in and do a couple jokes like i do here, but it's a little more planning and strategizing, it's more get up at 7:00 go in, and it's all day. i don't know how. you see this show, and you think [ bleep ], what's this guy do. >> jimmy: meetings. >> so many things going on. >> jimmy: you have to put on makeup, the whole thing, it's a mess. >> and the new thing, no crowds. >> jimmy: you guys are not going

to have an audience starting on monday. >> and i don't know what to do about that. because this is a great crowd. we have great crowds. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: it's real. >> they are a good crowd. but i have no idea how that will work, know what i mean? i've done standup for ten people and stuff on a good night. >> jimmy: have you done standup for no people? >> i have not done it for no, i don't know what i'll do, it will be my manager with his two dogs going, and the dog going rrrr. i don't know. >> jimmy: we'll have to figure it out. i've been trying to figure out what we're going to do. you know, you're like, oh, maybe we shouldn't have people in a room together. then but then you go to target, and there's 8,000 people in there.

>> he said "wheel of fortune" didn't, listen, those guys are waiting three hours in line to watch a game show, they're sort of dead on the inside already? they're watching roulette! >> jimmy: let's get to this story. >> okay, so here's the story. you're involved in this. >> jimmy: i'm involved. >> before the grammys, ted, a buddy of ours, has a pre-grammy party. but it was a nice one. it was no cameras, it was just 20, i think, comedy people and their dates, right? >> jimmy: right. >> so it's, you know, chappell, and kevin hart. >> jimmy: tiffany haddish. >> they put me next to you, which is fine. jimmy and i get along. and this isn't an act. we're all bs-ing, and before the thing, ted said you guys are cool, right? we had this weird thing. >> jimmy: for those who don't know, there may be people who don't know. what happened basically? >> there's something i said on saturday night live years and years ago when i was on. >> jimmy: what'd you say?

>> i just said a joke about him. and he wasn't in the mood for it. and he yelled at me. and we carried that grudge forever. so 30 years later. oh, my god, david's at least 30. so 30 years later he finally hosts snl and says, you know, it's still awkward for me and him. i never see the guy. but i feel bad for him. i never see him out, so i go i don't care if he's here, it's fine. he's over there, and we're over here, and i'm talking and tap on the shoulder. >> jimmy: can i tell you my point of view? i'm talking and i see him coming up behind you, okay. >> this could go bad. jimmy's going to be my backup. i don't know if that's a good idea. i think i might need chappell over there. i go huh? and he goes hey, man, can i talk to you? and i'm like, jimmy, jimmy it's go time. >> jimmy: i go like this.

>> he gives me a hug, and he says, you know, hey, this is stupid, whatever. so we talked about snl and some other stuff for a while. super cool dude, fan before, still a fan. i just felt bad. i was a little thorn in his side for all that time. but we're all good now. it was fun. >> jimmy: if only our leaders in washington. >> yes, why can't our -- >> jimmy: nations of the middle east, if they could just come together the way you and eddie murphy did, what a beautiful planet this would be. >> we'd fix everything in one dinner. >> jimmy: it is always a treat to have you on the show. your show is very funny "lights out with david spade", week nights, 11:35 on comedy central, next week, with no laughs! we'll be right back! tv sports announcer: five seconds left. oh ho! yeah, that's my man there.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. our next guest began in telenovellas. she stars alongside vin diesel. please say hello to eiza gonzález. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: it's great to have you back. i see your mom has returned. >> she's back. >> jimmy: the last time you were here, you brought your mom. >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: hi, mom, how are you? how are you doing? >> hello, mommy. >> hello.

i still don't speak spanish. i mean, english. >> i hope you do still speak spanish. you live in mexico. that's important. >> jimmy: you don't speak any english? well how do you know what i'm saying right now? >> she understood enough, because she lives in mexico city, so she came to visit. it's a tradition, every time i have a premiere, i bring my mom. she knew enough, she came to immigration, and they ask the usual questions, what are you doing in the states? my daughter lives here, what does she do, she's an actress. anything that i've everybody seen her in? yeah, she's in "baby driver". oh, the girl who lost her green card jumping in the sky. and she's like, what? and they said, i saw it on jimmy kimmel. were they asking because they wanted to get rid of me? >> jimmy: that's right.

the last time you were on the show and your mom was here, you told the story of jumping out of the plane and losing your green card, and the tsa is always watching us, i guess. >> yes, they love you. hi, everyone at tsa. please don't send me to secondary. >> jimmy: what is secondary? >> secondary checkups for everyone who is not american. >> jimmy: everyone who's not american or everyone who's not american and looks like you and they want to spend a little time in secondary with you? >> i wish. sometimes they will say something, and they're like -- >> jimmy: they don't want to you speak. >> now they will, because they're being shout out here on kimmel. and i love you guys. >> jimmy: you just had a big birthday, right? 30 years old. >> god, yes. >> jimmy: how do you feel about that? >> about my birthday? >> jimmy: about your birthday. >> i hate birthdays. i think it's the most narcissistic thing we've

invented. you force all your friends to come, bring you gifts and pretend like you love me and sing to me, because that's what my birthday's for, for everyone to kiss my butt. i just hate it. and i was turning 30, which is a big number for a girl, as you can imagine. girls out here? 30 is a big one. you get nervous, because you don't get away anything anymore, and you think i'm a woman, you know. i felt very secure about myself. but long story short, i said i'm going to have a very tame, like just very easy birthday. i was going to do a little thing at a bar, and then going to the super bowl, which is my version of, i love football. >> jimmy: you really love football. >> i really love football. >> jimmy: what's your team? >> a team that will never clearly see a super bowl, called the cowboys. >> jimmy: they've seen many

super bowls. >> i mean lately, lately. >> jimmy: the cowboys were not in the super bowl for your birthday. the niners and the chiefs. >> the chiefs, yeah. >> jimmy: who were you rooting for there? >> i originally was rooting for the 49ers, but it was, so we went to present at the nfl honors, i'm sure you've done that before. they take a big group and in that group was paul rudd and his kid. >> jimmy: big chiefs fan. >> i was rooting for the 49ers, i was the only one there rooting for the 49ers, and he, they were so excited that i was just like, i'm going to root for them now. >> jimmy: you switched over. >> i switched. this was really cute. every time something would happen, because we at a, like one of those balconies. >> jimmy: a sky box. >> a sky box, and there were a couple fans underneath. they'd be ah, ah, ah, it was like, whoa, you've never seen anything like this.

to the point that when they won, his kid had a nose bleed. it was crazy, and he's ah, ah. and i'm like, your nose is bleeding. and he's like, we finally won! and he would hug me, and i would be, like, i guess the blood's nice. >> jimmy: paul's kid had a nose bleed. >> they were so happy. congratulations to them. it was a big thing for them. >> jimmy: it's called the rudd blood. when it comes out, you know they've won something. you switched over to that team. >> i did. >> jimmy: then did you go out? what did you do in miami? >> it all started backtracking to my birthday, right? it was going to be a chill birthday, so i ended up going to this bar, this little thing, and then it turned out to one shots, two shots, three shots four. someone threw up on my cake. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. i had footage. and like the best part was coming back from miami, because -- >> jimmy: what? >> you watched "the hangover." it was like that. >> jimmy: it was like that?

>> i opened my phone, i was like, whoa, what is going on here? and it became a big blur of four days completely drunk and ended at like, you know there's all these afterparties. >> jimmy: yeah, the super bowl, sure. >> in miami. >> jimmy: it gets crazy. >> it gets crazy. my people love a celebration, you know, there's a lot of latinos out there, we love this music. there was this crazy afterparty that we didn't know we going to go until i got there. and there was a strip club. >> jimmy: oh, really? you didn't know you were -- >> no, it was like somebody's afterparty. snoop dogg's going to perform. i'm like, i want to see snoop dogg, until you discover it's snoop dogg at a strip club. >> jimmy: was it a good performance? >> it was amazing, you know why? i heard that rappers thing about sing about strippers. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i was like, they all fall in love with them. what is this thing? they all fall in love with them, do they spend a lot of time there? what's the drill?

>> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and so i was there. and like after an hour i was like, doo, doo, doo. i didn't really know what to do. so i sat down, and there was a stripper giving a lap dance next to me, and i was like, so what's going on, and she's like, well, yeah, you know, and we started having a full conversation about our lives. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> as she twerked. and it was really impressive. and then she was like, you know, my back really hurts. because i was like, how do you do this? this is impressive. it's like cirque du soleil with butts. it was like athletes. and she was like, i have to get my body worked, massages, my back hurts all the time. okay, noted, can you teach me how to do this? sure. we exchanged numbers. we're friends. >> jimmy: oh, really? you're in love with a stripper now? >> i'm in love with a stripper. she's amazing. >> jimmy: you made a friend. that's where the closest friendships are made. >> i love her so much, you know they have the money. it was another stripper trying

to take her money, and i'm like, no! that's my girl's money. back up, back up. i was helping her. we're best friends. >> jimmy: it sounds like. i bet your mother is thrilled. >> i sent her a video. she had a ball. >> jimmy: oh, really, all right. it's great to see you. "bloodshot" opens in theatres friday and we'll return with music from grace vanderwaal. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the amg gt four-door coupe. performance.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by mercedes benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to david spade and eiza gonzalez. apologies to matt damon, nightline is next, but first, from the original soundtrack for "stargirl," here with the song "today and tomorrow," grace vanderwaal! [cheers and applause] ♪

♪ don't say maybe, just don't wake me ♪ ♪ we can stay here for as as we ♪ ♪ may forever last last ♪ leave the light on ♪ after the sun ♪ leaves and goes to far off ocean ♪ ♪ lay with ♪ now cast you

♪ fallin' into me ♪ fallin' into you ♪ lettin' go of all the things i thought were true ♪ ♪ because you're fallin' into me ♪ ♪ and i'm fallin' into you it seems so clear that i don't know what to do ♪ ♪ ooh, ooh ooh ♪ i speak too much ♪ you stay closed off ♪ but i can't see ♪ your thoughts in the ♪ stardust ♪ shining ♪ look at ♪ back at me as i catch you fallin' into me fallin' into you ♪

♪ lettin' go of all the things i thought were true fallin' into me ♪ ♪ as i'm fallin' into you it seems so clear but i don't know what to do ♪ ♪ one day i'll be old and ugly will you still be thinking of me ♪ ♪ if we were as brave as we are now and i'll catch you thinking of me ♪

♪ as i'm thinking of you lettin' go of l the were true ♪ ♪ as you're to you it seems so clear ♪ ♪ but i don't know what to do ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ ooh ooh ooh ♪ ah-ah-ah ♪ ah-ah-ah hmm-hmm mmm mmm [cheers and applause]

♪ ♪ won't you let me walk you home from school ♪ ♪ won't you let me meet you at the pool ♪ ♪ maybe friday i can get tickets for the dance ♪ ♪ and i'll take you, ooh ♪ ♪ won't you tell your dad, get off my back ♪ ♪ tell what he

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