our continuing coverage of the longest and worst staycation of all time. i'm jimmy. i am coming to you tonight from my house. again. this is our second night doing a "real" show with real cameras. and we got a lot of comments on youtube that insisted i am standing in front of a green screen. which i am not. and why would i be? why would i set up a green screen in my house to make it look like i'm in my house? trust me, if i did, there'd be a tiger in here. if you want proof i'm not in front of a green screen, i'll give you proof. here we go. ♪ i'm pretty sure that this is not

something you could do on a green screen. i'm pretty sure somebody could figure it out. i can't believe people are concentrating on that and not how crazy my hair looks. my wife had to help me tame it today. you can't get a haircut. you can't go out to eat. you can't run up to a stranger and lick their face. it very much feels like we're living in the opening scene of a zombie movie. and yet, humanity is still happening. we have seen videos from italy and all over the world of families isolated in their apartments belting out songs from their balconies, playing instruments to lift their spirits and the spirits of those around them. and nowhere have these fire escape artists been greeted with more enthusiasm than new york city. >> [ bleep ]! >> shut the [ bleep ] up! >> and that was mayor diblasio! new york is the best >> jimmy: sadly, the death toll in new york city is over 900 now. the governor is asking doctors and nurses from other states to come and help. last night --

this is how they lit up the empire state building. to honor emergency workers and represent the heartbeat of america. and also to scare the hell out of everyone. "pull over! the empire state building is flashing its lights!" meanwhile, here in los angeles the mood is a bit less grim thanks to a delightful elf named jack. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: kung fu pandemic. that's the sort of thing we need right now. this is one of the ways they're

fighting the virus in india. a policeman there, i don't know where he got this or if he made it, but, he wore a special helmet that looks like the coronavirus. or a character that got cut out of star wars. if that doesn't scare you off the streets, i don't know what will. some business owners are trying to cash in on the demand for masks. this is an attempt that backfired. the owner of a subway franchise in calgary up in canada was offering a special deal. >> free medical mask to protect you and your kids. buy any two regular sandwiches and get one free medical mask. >> jimmy: of course, the community was outraged. and the company. and the guy who owns the store apologized. here's the thing though, you don't need to offer me a mask. it's not necessary. the reason i'm buying the sandwich in the first place is so i can get the napkins for my bathroom. you wanna sell turkey? give the people toilet paper! meanwhile, our government may be

doing an about face about the face. the center for disease control is discussing whether or not to recommend that we all wear masks in public. which would mean that after all this time, turns out -- >> jimmy: michael jackson had the right idea all along. if he was alive today, he'd be alive today. i'm ok with this. to be honest, there's something kind of fun about wearing a mask to the store. you're like a superhero. a super hero whose only power is to buy up all the spaghetti o's. and while the cdc figures out what we should do, the president doesn't sound so sure about this plan to wear masks. >> i saw his suggestion on that, so we'll take a look at it. for a period of time. not forever. we want our country back. we're not going to be wearing masks forever, but it could be for a short period of time. >> jimmy: he can't wear a mask. it would mess up all the bronzer on his face. and not only isn't he enthusiastic about masks, after all this talk about being careful about washing your

hands, avoiding saliva, etc, etc, he still does a lot of touching the white house community microphone. >> thank you. so, we are in the midst of something. yesterday i announced that we would be -- i have to say, you look at louisiana. for a long teaime, it was just -- i hope it doesn't happen. i'd like to ask seema to come up. you did a great job. thank you, steve. he's a great friend of mine. thank you. >> scott, thank you. >> jimmy: we just watched a battle between ignorance and germaphobia. and germophobia got knocked out. trump also had strong words for his least favorite reporter jim acosta of cnn. >> what do you say to americans who are upset with you over the way you downplayed this crisis over the last couple of months? we have it very much under control in this country. we're doing a great job with it.

it will go away. >> it will go away, and we're going to have a great victory. and it's people like you and cnn that say things like that, it's why people just don't want to listen to cnn anymore. you could ask a normal question. the statements i made are i want to keep the country calm. i don't want panic in the country. i could cause panic much better than even you. i could make you look like a minor league player. >> jimmy: that was our president boasting about his ability to terrify us. don't worry, we know you're really good at that. you don't have to brag. this kind of tells you all you need to know about how things are going at the white house. >> trump showed off a new covid-19 testing machine. it was upside down. this is the 61-divoc! oh, wait -- covid-19 that's also the way he's going to present his economic charts from hereon. "see? straight up!" and this is inspiring too. if ever there was a living testament to believing in

yourself, it is this president who somehow, even in the middle of a devastating public health crisis, still manages to find time to pay tribute to himself. >> we have done an incredible job. we are doing a great job. i think for the most part they were saying thank you for doing a great job. we're doing an awfully good job. myself and the administration are doing a good job. great job. we're doing a good job. we're doing a great job. we're doing a great job. i think we're doing a really good job. people like the job that we're doing. i think we're doing a great job, as good a job as you can possibly do. >> jimmy: if only his dad had said that once. to him, maybe things would be different. speaking of great jobs -- today was the first of work for donald trump's new, new chief of staff, mark meadows. which, can you think of any worse first day at work than in the trump administration in the middle of a pandemic? i'd rather be the assistant manager at popeye's the day those chicken sandwiches came

out. mark meadows was a congressman from north carolina. he is one of trump's most enthusiastic suck-ups. in fact, the only reason he agreed to take the job as chief of staff is because he found out first lady was taken. meadows will be trump's fourth chief of staff in three years. and we all know what the president thinks about instability like that. three chief of staffs in less than three years of being president: part of the reason why @barackobama can't manage to pass his agenda." but that was 2012. he really does have a tweet for everything. as the days go on, more well-known people have confirmed that they have the virus. a lot of reporters are working from home, which can be difficult, especially when dad's around. >> technology kills viruses and just what -- what did you do, mom. dad, holy crap! >> jimmy: that could have been a lot worse. a lot.

this morning, we got a big announcement from abc. there will be no "bachelor summer games." which -- wow. this suddenly just got real for me. i don't know about you. it's funny that "the bachelor" waited an entire week after the real olympics canceled to put the kibosh on theirs. i guess they had no choice. but the truth is corona is only the third most dangerous virus lurking in the bachelor hot tub. tomorrow, in case you didn't know, is april fools' day. and this one is very ripe because everyone is so on edge. and we have nothing but time. so we came up with a few ideas. some simple ways to torment your loved ones. >> jimmy: write this down because you're gonna be glad you did. here are some midnight, last-minute april fools ideas. this one my adult daughter katie came up with. text your friends, all of them, individually saying, "hey, answer the door. i'm outside your house." you

could put a sex toy in an amazon box and tell your mom a package came. you can cancel netflix and tell the family you did it so everyone could spend this time getting to know one another. set your alexa to tell everyone to wash their hands every four minutes. start setting up for a party. and when someone asks what's going on, say you invited some people over. they'll be here in a few minutes. wake up your kids up early and tell them they're late for school. boil a roll of toilet paper. grab your coat and head for the door. when someone asks where you're going, say "to the movies. i'm hearing great things about sonic the hedgehog." for those who have a baby monitor, this one is inspired by mark rober who did something like this using the parking camera on his car. print a scary photo. >> jimmy: like this. then position that photo in front of the baby monitor.

once the baby falls asleep, tell your spouse to turn it on. and here's what you'll see -- >> jimmy: bad news, honey, our baby has rabies. and guess what? there's nothing your husband or wife can do. we're quarantined. you legally cannot get divorced! we have all been trying to get through these days of isolation as best we can. but some of you are really going above and beyond the call of duty to keep the rest of us entertained. and that being said, here is our -- #quarantime killer of the night. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i like that. that is very good stuff. meanwhile, when i did that, they kicked me out of home depot. tonight on the show we have music from sean paul and tove lo. guillermo and i learn how to wash our hands from an expert.

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and we are also going to revisit probably the most important video we ever made. a few years back, guillermo and i learned the proper way to wash our hands from an infectious disease specialist at the mayo clinic. do you remember that guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, i do, like four years ago. >> jimmy: yes, and how to you wash your hands? what does it look like? what do you do? >> guillermo: i do this like here for 20 seconds. >> jimmy: no. that's not what you do. tomorrow night we will celebrate april fool's day in style. we went to the set of modern family so that jesse tyler ferguson could pull a big prank on eric stonestreet. but somehow that all got turned around. and we will have music from the bathroom from jessie reyez. you know, i was thinking the other day about a simpler time when our only concern about getting on an airplane was that there might be snakes on it. and with that said, please say hello to the coolest man in quarantine, or anywhere, for that matter, via cisco from his home somewhere in the universe, samuel l. jackson.

hello, sam. how are you? >> i'm good, man, what's going on? >> jimmy: i like that shirt, where did you get that shirt? >> this guy, j pierce. he is an artist, lives in arizona. does really cool renditions of me and other things. he sent me a really nice batch of tee shirts i was waiting to wear with you on vacation this summer, but now i'm bustin' them out. >> jimmy: do you think that's not going to happen? every year, magic and sam go on a vacation to italy. it looks great. you post pictures on instagram. and i have been bugging both of you to bring me along on this vacation for i don't know, ten years now. >> this was your year. >> jimmy: what do you mean it was my year. this is my year. we have to go. even if we get a raft and put it in my pool in the yard, we have to do this. >> okay, we can get on a jet ski and go around your pool, but we're not going to italy this

year. >> jimmy: you're not going to italy. you've talked to magic already? >> we've had that conversation, yeah. >> jimmy: i would love to be included in those conversations, i feel like maybe i could help sway you guys to say hey, if the virus is toned down, italy could use some help this summer, no? wouldn't that be a wonderful place for us to go? >> okay, we can zoom about it. how about that? >> jimmy: i see movie posters, is this your screen room where we're visiting right now? >> yeah, it's a small screening room. there's only about eight chairs in here. i come over and watch things. it's actually in the guesthouse. so i can come over here and play the violent movies as much as i want as loud as i want without disturbing people in the house. >> jimmy: what violent movies are you watching lately? >> i've been watching "kingdom", which is like a zombie, korean series, and i am finally catching up on "who killed ghost", so i've been doing that,

watching "power." >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and my daughter and i have been watching "tiger king." >> jimmy: how did you like "tiger king"? >> you know, i thought i'd met all kinds of people, but that subset, i have not run into. even in the "snakes on a plane." i'd never run into these cat people. >> jimmy: very specific, yeah, more than just cat people, cat people with issues. >> cat people with real cats, not those toy cats that people have in the house that use litter boxes. these are real cats. >> jimmy: yeah, and it's funny, because one of the things about these big cats is their teeth and how dangerous their teeth are, and yet their owners, many of them, are toothless. >> yes, you notice this, yes. i did. >> jimmy: i do notice that. >> and they literally stick their arms and things in these things' mouths.

and you look at them, their heads are three times bigger than them. these things are huge, huge. it's, it's, it was funny. it's funny to watch. and it's crazy to know that we have more big cats in captivity than there are in the wild. >> jimmy: yeah, i guess that's not a good thing. y but i tell you what, the cats did get their revenge in a number of ways. >> sort of kind of, yes. >> jimmy: who is with you? >> my wife's here and my daughter's here from new york. everybody's here that's always been here, but everybody's in their different part of the house. so different stuff. >> jimmy: who cooks in the house? >> um, my wife cooks. my daughter is a chef, because she produces those cooking shows. >> jimmy: right. >> there's two people that can really cook. i cook when i want stuff, stuff that i specifically want. >> jimmy: do you have a speciality item? a sam jackson food special that

the family enjoys? >> no. >> jimmy: no. >> i have one that i enjoy more than anybody else. >> jimmy: what's that? >> kobe beef hot dogs with onions and coleslaw. >> jimmy: tomorrow is april fool's day. does anybody mess with you? do you have anything to fear? or do you play tricks on anybody in your family or your friends or any of those types of things? >> if i was playing golf, i would expect that to be happening at the golf course tomorrow, people giving you balls that explode when you hit them, stupid stuff like that. but otherwise. >> jimmy: now you have a new project that i think is very interesting and a lot of fun. but before i get to that, i to wa do want to mention that each night i'm making a donation to charity and want others to do that as well. each night, the guest picks the charity. feeding america is the charity that we're targeting tonight.

go to feedingamerica.org, and all the information is there. so now, what you're about to do for us is a sequel, isn't it? >> sort of. people thought this would be the perfect time to kind of bring that back and i got a call the other day from adam, the guy who wrote the original, you know, go to sleep. >> jimmy: the children's book that isn't really for children. >> it would remind people of what social distancing and where we are in these times now. so he wrote a new poem. i read it, and we want to present it to the public right now. >> jimmy: beautiful. here we go. sam jackson with a new poem, and i'll, take it away sam, here we go. >> stay the [ bleep ] at home. ♪ the runner is spreading, it's no

joke. it's no time to work or roam. the way to fight it is simple my friends, just stay the [ bleep ] at home. now technically, i'm not a doctor, but most [ bleep ]s listen when i read a poem. so here i am, sam [ bleep ] jackson, imploring you, keep your ass at home. if you want things to get back to normal, don't panic, just use your dome. wash your hands. stop touching your face and stay the [ bleep ] at home. mother [ bleep ], it's no time to gamble. look around, you're not at a casino. just stay the [ bleep ] home as if your name was trenton quarantineo. sure, can you still see your friends. use the [ bleep ] app on your phone. but, unless you just ran out of groceries, please, stay the

[ bleep ] at home! thank you for doing your part to flatten the curve, because that [ bleep ] is steep. and now that you're home, please be a freak. to go the [ bleep ] to sleep. the end. . >> jimmy: i love it. i think you've got another classic on your hands. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: sam, we're going to have another discussion about this vacation over the summer. i'm not leavin', i'm like a dog with a bone. i feel like this is the only year you're going to possibly let me come, and i don't want it to pass. >> okay, we're tired of hearing this. he got to have real pictures, we're going to have some real fun, hey, i'm looking forward to it. >> jimmy: i'm starting to suspect that this whole coronavirus is a scheme you guys kicked up to keep me off your italy trip.

>> not really, but, you know. >> jimmy: not really. >> has been an incentive, yes. >> jimmy: thank you, sam. sam, stay the [ bleep ] at home, okay? >> i'm home, man, i'm on lockdown. everybody, be safe! >> jimmy: you be safe, too. sam jackson, everybody. when we come back we'll see who knows more about katy perry, a super fan, or katy perry herself. ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live from his house! they'd come all the way out here just for a blurry photo of me. oh, that's a good one. wait, what's that? that's just the low-battery warning. oh, alright. now it's all, "check out my rv," and, "let's go four-wheeling." maybe there's a little part of me that wanted to be seen. well, progressive helps people save when they bundle their home with their outdoor vehicles. so they've got other things to do now, bigfoot. wait, what'd you just call me? bigfoot? ♪ my name is daryl.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to my home. if you're hungry, there's nothing in the fridge. katy perry has appeared on our show many times. but in this particular instance in 2014, we pitted her head-to-head with one of her biggest fans in a spirited round of a game called "who knows katy?" who knows katy! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: all right, i am over here now, and it's time to meet our competitors. contestant number one is one of the most popular performers of all time, please welcome, katy perry! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, katy -- [cheers and applause] how well do you feel like you know katy perry? >> very well. >> jimmy: very well. >> i'm ready to play me. >> jimmy: you're about to be put to the test.

we're going to meet your opponent, a fashion copy writer, she has a katy perry wall that she constructed in her wall. please say hello to emily drosnick. have you met before? >> only through my secret service. >> jimmy: what are you wearing? >> a kimono. >> don't you know? we're all wearing kmimonos. >> jimmy: do you intentionally try to dress like katy. >> i actually have those shoes. >> no, you don't. >> okay, so a little bit. >> jimmy: would you take a bullet for katy perry? >> yes. >> jimmy: you don't seem that convincing. >> no, i'm just freaking out a little bit. >> jimmy: very good. i will ask a question. if you know the answer to the question, you hit the buzzer. you get to answer first.

if you get it wrong you get to follow up and answer correctly. we'll have two minutes and see who gets the most right, ready? and by the way, this is not just a regular prize, you're playing for a prized personal possession. if you lose, you'll be forced to hand over something you love. dickey, tell us what they put on the line? >> dicky: if katy wins she'll take possession of the prized katy perry scrapbook. if emily wins, she'll go home with katy's autographed pillow. [cheers and applause] >> i slept on that last night, actually. >> jimmy: do you always sleep on an autographed pillow? >> no, i slept on it and autographed it here. this is my real pillow. >> jimmy: real katy perry drool on it. >> i don't drool. >> jimmy: i'll drool on it before you go. let's find out, who knows katy. >> this is the most narcissistic game ever.

>> jimmy: perhaps, it might be. until you lose, yes. question number one. what are katy's parents' names? emily? >> heath and mary. >> jimmy: that is right. is that close enough for your liking, katy. >> my real father. oops. my father's real name is maurice, but he would never want me telling anyone that. >> jimmy: we'll keep that quiet then. katy wrote two songs for which "american idol"? emily, again. >> kelly clarkson! >> jimmy: that is right. katy, you're falling behind. what was the first feature film to have a katy perry song on the sound track. >> ooh, i got it. >> jimmy: katy! >> "traveling pants." >> jimmy: well, i'm going to give that to you. that would be a good sequel.

next question. in sixth grade, katy was susp d suspended from school for what? >> humping a tree. >> jimmy: that is right. we have a tie game. how many twitter followers does katy perry have? >> 52.7 million. >> jimmy: emily? >> 52 million, right? >> jimmy: point. >> .78. >> jimmy: why would you answer the same thing? that one goes to no one. how many grammy nominations has katy earned? emily? >> 11. >> jimmy: 11 is correct. emily takes the lead. name katy's three fragrances. emily? >> purr, meow, killer queen. >> jimmy: exactly right. what did katy have for dinner last night? katy? >> uh, in-n-out burger. >> jimmy: in-n-out burger.

and finally, when did katy get her first guitar? emily? >> age 13. >> jimmy: age 13 is exactly right. emily, congratulations. you know katy better than katy knows katy. that's very exciting. congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we are going to take a break. you sleep very well on that pillow, and you get to keep your scrapbook, too, isn't that wonderful? >> i'm so happy. >> i really wanted that scrapbook. >> jimmy: i'm sure he know more about emily than she knows, too. >> she's a katy cat. >> jimmy: >> jimmy: emily and that pillow are now married. still to come, new mus fd toveow hands. ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy

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greetings from my "no escape room." you know exactly four years ago to the day we aired an instructional video on our show that has suddenly become very relevant again. we met with a specialist in infectious diseases from the mayo clinic. doctor poland flew all the way out from minnesota to teach me and guillemo the right way to wash our hands. ♪ >> jimmy: this is dr. poland. you came all the way from the mayo clinic. >> in rochester, minnesota. >> jimmy: this is ridiculous. to teach us how to wash our hands. >> yeah, because almost no one knows how to do it. >> jimmy: he wants to learn, too. did you wash your hands? >> we just traded some bacteria. >> jimmy: great. we're off to a terrible start. >> we're going to put some stuff on the palm of your hand that

mimics what it would be like to have bacteria on your hand. just want you to rub that all over your hands. i'm going to do the same thing. the reason to do this is if you wash your hands properly, you can prevent about two colds every year and about one or two episodes of nausea, diarrhea kind of illness. >> i only get diarrhea when i drink milk. >> you're lactose intolerant. >> jimmy: you get diarrhea when you drink milk? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i didn't know that about you. >> jimm >> what we're going to do is turn the lights off and show how this is actually on our hands. if bugs could grow, this is what it would look like. our hands are literally covered with this stuff. >> disgusting. all right. and then it's a real easy thing to remember. wlsrd.

wet, lather, soap rinse and dry. >> jimmy: wet the hands first. >> i do the opposite. >> jimmy: i know, most people do. here's what we're going to do. we're going to get our hands wet. then go ahead and put soap on here, hand soap. guillermo, just five seconds for you and rinse it off and dry. >> okay. >> and then ten for you, jimmy. dry your hands and then turn it off. >> jimmy: dry your hands and then turn it off like that. >> then we're going to put that black light on and see if we've effectively washed our hands. >> okay. >> so you did yours five to seven seconds which is what most people do. look how dirty your hands are. >> jimmy: you're so dirty. >> you barely removed any.

you did yours for ten to 12 seconds. >> jimmy: see how clean i am? >> people always forget the thumbs. >> jimmy: the thumbs are hard to wash. >> let's put the lights back on and show you how to actually wash your hands. >> what if we're at the mall shopping. >> jimmy: what if he's at the mall chopping? >> you shouldn't go. >> jimmy: order on amazon. >> your son should be doing his homework. >> guillermo: so we shouldn't wash the hands? >> no, you should. you flip the water on, good enough soap. >> jimmy: that's a good amount of soap. >> lather up. start at the end, move our way forwards. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> now we do this between our fingers and the tops of our hands. >> jimmy: like you're praying, please, god, don't give me a cold. >> 20, 30 seconds. then you're going to rinse.

>> jimmy: rinse from the testicles to the tip of the finger. >> the whole kit and caboodle. shake your hands and dry them. the wet hands increase the risk that we're going to transmit bacteria. turn it off with the towel. if we were going to go out of bathroom you open the door with that and drop it there. even if there's not a trash can there, you drop it. >> jimmy: on the floor? >> it only takes a couple days before the janitor gets it. >> jimmy: that's littering. l littering is a no-no. >> we did a proper wash. >> jimmy: you're little mr. filthy. let's see. >> there's still some around the fingers. without a scrub brush you really can't get that. what we're trying to do is reduce the bacteria or viral burden. >> jimmy: we're trying to reduce

the bacteria or viral burden. >> that's a good wash. >> jimmy: thank you, doctor. does it make sense to wash your hands before you go urinate? so you don't transfer the germs? >> i think that's not a bad idea. >> jimmy: wash beforehand and then should you wash your penis in the sink? >> no. you don't have to do that. >> jimmy: does money have germs on it? >> money's very dirty. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> it even has traces of cocaine on it? >> jimmy: it does? cocaine gives guillermo diarrhea. >> that's milk. >> jimmy: then what do we do? get the paper towel. >> jimmy: you don't want to touch any handles in the bathroom. >> jimmy: no handles. let's go get a glass of milk. >> no. i don't want to get diarrhea. ♪ >> jimmy: i believe that entitles us to a nobel prize. we'll be back with music from

sean paul and tove lo. ♪ " cerie is g-class, mercedes benz, the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes benz, the best or nothing. >> jimmy: well, i hope we were able to break up some of the quaran-tedium of your day. i'd like to thank sam jackson and apologize to matt damon. we couldn't connect with him because he lacks the intelligence to set up a webcam. join me again tomorrow in my home to celebrate april fool's with some of our favorite pranks over the years. and a new one with eric stonestreet and jesse tyler ferguson. plus music from jessie reyez. and now, we shot this last month well before social distancing so don't start up. here with the song "calling on me," sean paul and tove lo. ♪ calling, calling, calling calling on me i'll be there for you calling, calling, calling♪ ♪ calling on me forever running to you i'll be, i'll be, i'll be i'll be on time ♪

♪ like you expect me to calling, calling, calling calling on me true love never fail ♪ ♪ love never fall real love conquers all yeah, ooh yeah i want to be easing ♪ ♪ your pain and all your frustration to be gone, yeah fade away, i hear you ♪ ♪ i'll be there to give you what you need i'll support your causes selflessly, yeah ♪ ♪ i got you just like you would do for me without a please same blood we bleed ♪ ♪ yeah, oh yeah i don't need gps fi go show me mi friend same family from beginning ♪ ♪ to the end same strategy each one teach one again same energy ♪ ♪ love don't pretend calling, calling, calling calling on me i'll be there for you ♪

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i hear you calling, calling, calling ♪ ♪ calling on me i'll be there for you calling, calling, calling calling on me ♪ ♪ forever running to you i'll be, i'll be, i'll be i'll be on time like you expect me to ♪ ♪ calling, calling, calling calling on me i'll be there for you right there, right there ♪ ♪ right there for you right there, right there right there for you right there, right there ♪ ♪ right there for you, you, you true love never fail love never fall ♪ ♪ real love conquers all yeah you know i'll never fail or leave you alone ♪ ♪ you'll never be alone yeah i hear you calling, calling, calling ♪ ♪ calling on me i'll be there for you calling, calling, calling calling on me ♪ ♪oreverun i'll be, i'll be, i'll be i'll be on time

like you expect me to ♪ ♪ calling, calling, calling calling on me i'll be there for you right there, right there ♪ ♪ right there for you right there, right there right there for you right there, right there ♪ ♪ right there for you, you, you ♪ [cheers and applause] where teams compete to make the right decisions about safe food preparations. our challenge in this round -- read and follow package cooking instructions, and use a food thermometer.

let's see how our teams are doing so far -- team 1? we just got 100 points. we separated our raw food from our cooked food. team 2? we got a 100-point green card for proper hand washing before our meal prep. referee: we've reached a critical safety point in the challenge. okay, team 1, let's check this out. uh-oh, not a safe internal temperature for those hamburgers. that puts everyone at high risk for food-borne illness. you get a red card -- undercooked. always read and follow the package cooking instructions and use a food thermometer. let's see how our winning team cooked it safe and avoided problems. well, i just kept focus on the four food safety steps -- clean, separate, cook, and chill. and we followed the package cooking instructions and took the temperature. can you cook it safe? businesses like this will be affected by the new shelter in place orders that