thank you for taking a few minutes away from your banana bread to watch me talk to myself. in my kitchen. i want to wish a warm first night of passover to those who celebrate. who could have guessed there'd be an 11th plague this year? and hello to those of you who joined me earlier in primetime for the return of "who wants to be a millionaire." it was a big night for television. as we said goodbye to one of the great television shows of all-time, "modern family." tonight, we will celebrate with the cast via the magic of videochat. tonight, we will finally answer the question, what does ed o'neill wear around the house? this might be the new modern family. according to people magazine, and they've never steered us wrong before, bruce willis and demi moore, who as you probably know used to be married, are in quarantine together. there they are with their kids. and what's with the giant spoon? did they shrink? and what's with the pajamas? what is happening here? i've seen 12 monkeys.

this is not how bruce willis is supposed to be handling a global pandemic. we're getting to see the insides of a lot of people's houses right now. even politicians. senator lindsey graham gave us a glimpse into his confirmed bachelor pad after holding up the stimulus bill because he was concerned greedy and lazy nurses and hospital personnel would take unemployment money instead of showing up for work. yesterday, he changed his tune significantly, to send those same people his thanks and support on world health day. >> what heroes are doctors, emts, anybody in the supply chain to get food on the shelves. you're truly the heroes of this fight. >> jimmy: what a beautiful piece of artwork. i had no idea lindsey knew how to paint! we also got to see the inside of bernie sanders' house. the big story of the day, the second biggest story, i guess is that bernie sanders has dropped out of the race for president.

he made the announcement from his home in vermont where he has been holed up for weeks, obviously, without the benefit of a haircut. >> i have concluded that this battle for the democratic nomination will not be successful. so today, i'm announcing the suspension of my campaign. >> jimmy: now, if you'll excuse me, i need to goat michael j. fox back to 1985. within a few minutes of this news breaking. this was trending. r.i.p. bernie. you know, when you're in t middle of a pandemic talking about a 78-year-old man, maybe choose your hashtags a bit more carefully. give bernie credit, he held on for longer than your mom on the phone. even after you thought it was over, had a few more ideas to share. bernie, as you know is in his seventies. biden is in his seventies. trump is in his seventies. and after this past month, we're all in our seventies too. so now, it's biden versus trump.

sleepy versus creepy. you know, the president spoke with joe biden on the phone this week, and according to biden, it was a "good conversation" and trump was "gracious" on the call. i don't know. that doesn't sound right. is it possible joe dialed alec baldwin by mistake? i don't know how he finds the time but trump has been on tv a lot lately. even more than usual. it's like he hosts a show now. you know, when this nightmare got started, trump kept saying it'll be fine, it's like the flu, it's no big deal, all you have to do is paint your head orange, you'll be ok. we learned yesterday that one of his advisers, peter navarro, warned him in january and february, he wrote a memo saying this could be very bad. he wrote memos that show this. but trump, as you might imagine, has a different way of looking at it. >> when peter navarro circulated those, were you still down playing the threat, you said i think it's a problem that will

go away. >> it will go away. >> you said within a couple days the cases will be down to zero. >> well, the cases really didn't build up for a while. but you have to understand, i'm a cheerleader for this country. >> jimmy: give me a b! give me an s! maybe more of a fear leader. he is so ready to move on. he tweeted today, "the horror of the invisible enemy, except for those that sadly lost a family member or friend, must be quickly forgotten. no. it should not be forgotten. we need to remember so the next time it happens we're prepared for it. also, is this how we handle tragedies now? what happened to "never forget?" we went from "never forget" to "fuhgetaboutit!" you know, even though the cdc is telling us to wear a mask, trump says he won't, and we know why he doesn't feel the need to do that. anyone who comes to visit trump gets a coronavirus test before they enter. the way it works is if you go to the white house to meet with the

president, they'll give you a rapid test to make sure guests don't have the virus before interacting with him. basically, the white house is running under the same rules as a porno set. trump also gave us a sneak preview of the kind of nonsense we have to look forward to come november. the new plan to suppress voters is to go after mail-in ballots. because of the possibility that the coronavirus could still be a concern on election day, a lot of people want to put more focus on mail in ballots so you don't have to risk your life to cast your vote. but donald trump would much rather we line up. >> you were highly critical of mail-in voting, mail-in ballots for voting. >> i think mailing is horrible. it's corrupt. >> you participated in florida's mail-in last month. >> yeah. i'm allowed to. you know why i voted? because i happen to be in the white house and won't be able to go to florida to vote. there's a big difference between somebody that's out of state and does a ballot and everything's

sealed, certified and everything else. you see what you have to do with the certifications. and you get thousands and thousands of people sitting in somebody's living room signing ballots all over the place. no, i think that mail-in voting is a terrible thing. >> jimmy: yes, it would be, even if a word of that were true would be a horrible thing. he just makes things up. no one signed "thousands and thousands" of ballots in their living room. there's not a shred of evidence that ever happened. what he is doing is trying to set the stage for if he loses. if he loses, he'll claim the vote was fixed. he's teeing us up for a civil war. how can donald trump tell us not to use the mail. the mail is how he ordered two of his wives! leadership seems hard to come by as of late. in parts of louisiana, on top of the stay at home orders, they have a curfew. and police in the city of crowley came up with an overly creative way to enforce

that. >> yeah, you might remember that one. that's a siren from the movie franchise, the purge. the purge is a horror movie about a national holiday in which all crimes are legal, including murder, for 12 hours. when the siren goes off, it signals all emergency services are unavailable. the agency received many comments wondering why it was using the siren. >> it was to remind people this is a very serious matter. >> jimmy: okay. well, mission accomplished. ok, back to the main event. tonight, we saw the series finale of "modern family." over the past eleven seasons, we've learned a lot about the people on the show, the characters, but one thing we do not know is who has been shooting this documentary about them? it is a mystery that is about to be revealed. >> hi, i'm phil, this is my wife claire. we're part of a documentary about family. >> which has been in production

for a very long time. >> yeah, you're looking at the 2020 realtor of the year, northwest division, with three bedrooms or less online only. >> oh, my gosh, it's amusing. wow! oh! great! >> that was terrible! >> why? >> what was terrible? jimmy, we're just living our lives. >> live your lives less terrible, okay? i want real. keep it real. >> felt real. our director, jimmy, has been taking a really long time, because he's -- >> psychopath. >> no, psychopaths are smart. >> this is real. >> keep it realtor. keep it realtor. action! >> ah, that's so loud. >> fine. >> jimmy was actually the wedding videographer for the wedding. >> and after the reception he hid in the trunk of the car, followed us home and hasn't stopped filming since. >> i've been observing the families all day every day all

night, every night since 2009, like a fly on their wall. >> jimmy isn't the most tactful, he gave us all nicknames. >> yeah, mine is "white precious." >> ginger spice. >> and every time he meets a gay guy, he feels the need to tell us about it. >> hello! >> hi. >> so, i was at my allergist this morning because of the thing. and he has a receptionist named griffin. >> hmm. >> you guys would love him. >> gay? >> super gay. you would totally click. >> why, because we're gay? >> oh, you're abo are being suc griffin right now. i try not to influence my subjects. i like things to be very natural. but sometimes i like that introduce drama. right now alex thinks she didn't get into harvard because i swapped her acceptance letter with a rejection letter i made in photo shop.

>> oh, go [ bleep ] yourself, you free-loving creepy dick! >> is that alex? >> jimmy's not what you expect. he's a regular guy who lives with us and eats our food and asks us for money. >> i'm pretty sure he sleeps in our bathtub. sometimes i can hear him crying through the door. >> we've developed so many close relationships over the years. in fact, my sound guy, guillermo, has become very close with the >> what's wronl? >> it's nothing, i just miss my dad. >> oh, you mean jake? >> no, my real dad, xavier. >> oh, your real dad. i got something to -- it's okay. >> guillermo and i made a mistake. we should never have ordered the bottomless margaritas at lunch

that day. >> it's okay. >> it was the best sex i ever had. >> that's not the point. >> i'm excited right now, and i'm nervous right now, because the big day is here. it's been 11 year the i've been shooting. and i have whittled more than 80,000 hours of tape down to my masterpiece. i just want to say that it has been my honor to document your lives. guillermo's honor. i feel like i am a part of this family. and we've had some bumps along the way, but i tell you something. when you see the final product, i think you're going to be very pleased. so, without any further ado, i would like to introduce you to

you. ♪ >> i am privileged to pronounce you modern. >> i hear that! >>. ♪ i got all my sisters with me ♪ we are family >> modern. ♪ family ♪ get up everybody and dance ♪ >> you're welcome. >> are -- you -- kidding me?

[ talking simultaneously ] >> i know that they love me, no matter how mad they get at me. no matter how many things they throw at me that almost hit me in the head. i know they love me unconditionally. >> hey, i'm not going to tell my parents you're hiding up here, but can i at least get my retainer oh. oh. god. >> hey, luke, i want you to know something. no matter what happens, you'll always be my special guy, and i will always be watching you. >> please stop saying that. >> okay. love that kid. that's a family. you know what that is? that's a modern family.

♪ hey, hey, >> goodnight. ♪ hey, hey, ♪ hey, >> jimmy: you see that? i was working from home before anybody. you can watch every episode of "modern family" on itunes. you've got plenty of time to do that. we've got a big show tonight. when we return, the cast of "modern family" will assemble. so stick around. >> from his house. >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by the 2020 census. s and concerts. p our communities when thome back together, respond to the 2020 census now. spend a few minutes online today to impact the next 10 years of healthcare, infrastructure and education. go to 2020census.gov and respond today to make america's tomorrow brighter.

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and music from phoebe bridgers in her bathroom. but first, our guests of honor. tonight, the decade-plus run of one of the funniest and most-decorated shows of the century came to an end. the family we love is assembled for one final farewell. please welcome, from "modern family," ed o'neill, sofia vergara, julie bowen, ty burrell, jesse tyler ferguson and eric stonestreet. hello, everybody, and thank you for doing this. >> hello, hello. >> hi! >> jimmy: i know this is the modern family show, but it looks more like the "brady bunch" right now. i think that makes me alice. i will start with ed, the patriarch of your television family. ed, will you ever speak to any of these people again? >> probably not. [ laughter ] >> promise? >> but we have a group text that we use. i struggle through it, but.

>> jimmy: do you participate in the text chain, ed? >> i do, but i don't recognize some of the numbers. they don't come up as names. i have to guess who it is speaking. i try desperately to get a personality cue, sometimes it helps me. >> jimmy: it's interesting you say that, last night we had the kids from your show who are now adults of course and they went through their phones and found texts from julie. julie, there used to be a swear jar on the set. and it seems that has been abandoned because you are now texting profanities to your tv children. >> i mean, [ bleep ] yeah. you're going to bleep it. and they've taught me words now. rico is a good boy. but the rest of them, filthy, potty mouths. >> jimmy: how are your families holding up? your real families? we want to check in and find out how everything is, considering

everything that's going on right now. >> well, my family has home school, which anybody who's got kids, i'm sure that ty's in the same boat, which means some sort of like sanctioned screen time when you're not sure if anything's actually happening, but my kids love it, because they say it's like an endless snow day. and one of them said, and i won't say which one, because i don't want to embarrass him. he said i love it, mom, i can poop freely. i don't know what's happening at school, he's not allowed to poop freely, but here. >> jimmy: sofia, you're supposed to be shooting "america's got talent" right now. the first person i thought of was howie mandel. this has got to be very, very hard on him. >> well, yeah, but in a way it's his dream come true, because now everybody's doing what he wanted all of them to do, which is washing their hands, not touching him, not getting close

to hechlt so he whim, so he was a great time, actually. we are shooting with these thing, because we're still shooting the show. no audience. so it's kind of weird. >> jimmy: jesse, you why supposed to be on broadway right now, and eric was supposed to be in the audience watching you on broadway right now. [ laughter ] >> dozing off. >> no. no. the very first broadway show i took eric it to, though, he did fall asleep in. he had taken the red eye in, we were both very tired. but i was supposed to be in previous, starting april 2nd. i'm sort of waiting and seeing what's happening. i'm still doing table reads with the cast and run the play every few weeks to sort of stay in it, but it's very strange. like sofia said, to be connecting to one another over the internet. >> jimmy: ty, what do you

remember about meeting each other, the first time you met a fellow member of the cast? 11-plus years ago. did you audition together? what happened? >> well, actually, in the audition process, i think the first person i met was jesse, actually. i went on to audition many times. >> but jesse passed. >> jesse got cast that day, and i can tell you why he got cast that day is because i was standing in the corner going over my lines, facing the corner. like i was like i wont to do because i was so tightly wound. jesse, correct me if i'm wrong. but i think you were reading the paper. >> i was. >> he was reading the newspaper. he was so unconcerned with the screen test. and then he put down the paper and came over and tapped me on the shoulder and i was like,

rocking back and forth and doing my lines, and jesse was like, hey, i think we have a mutual friend in josh gad, and i basically jumped, and jesse went in and got the part. and then i, it took me about another month. >> jimmy: were any of you skeptical early on that the show would succeed? >> you know, i didn't know what the show was going to do, and i point to one phone call i got very early on after someone had seen the show. i was driving down ventura boulevard on the way to eat an ice cuban lunch and they said eric? and i said yeah, ed o'neill. i said oh, my gosh, how are you? and he said listen. the show's fantastic, we're all [ bleep ] great! eric, if this show doesn't last ten years, i don't know what the hell i'm doin' in this business. >> jimmy: is that true? >> and i just, that's an

absolute true story, verbatim, word for word. i had friends in the car, and i hung up, and i said listen, i have trained myself not to get too excited about anything in this business, but in this minute, i'm going to let tv's ed o'neill help me brake eak my ow rule and i'm going to get excited about this show. >> jimmy: ed would know about a long-running show, that's how it goes. julie, had you just had your twins when the show got picked up? >> i was in labor when the co-creator called to say they had given a pickup, and they wanted the whole pilot. and i was in between contractions and you've been through this a few times, jimmy, so you know. someone is born through contractions and we chatted and he said i guess you won't be going to up front, and i went ehhhhh and i had to get off the phone and give birth.

my kids were there from the beginning, because they were in my belly at the pilot. i made them come to the very end. they thought it was upsetting because all i did was cry. >> jimmy: sofia, how did he do? give us an assessment of his spanish. >> you know, i really enjoyed it. it was funny to see how, you know, ed is so amazing when he's doing his scenes, and he's, his lines, and then when he started speaking spanish, he would just see his eyes like empty, emptiness. he was just trying to remember the words. the same thing happens to me every second. so i really enjoyed it. but i helped it him a little bit, and of course he does as great as everything he does on the set. >> jimmy: well, we are r

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>> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i am with the cast of "modern family." they are in their houses, i am in mine. i assume you're in your homes, i assume this is not a situation where you've barged into someone's home. >> we're all in each other's houses. >> jimmy: it's a shame. i was hoping we could all be together for this, but obviously

circumstances have made that not possible. ed, you are in hawaii right now? >> yeah, jimmy, we have a house over here on the big island. >> jimmy: i see. what i wanted to do is run through a few questions that maybe will jog some memories and want to start with this. have any of you ever had to keep a secret from a member of the cast or keep a secret for a fellow member of the cast? >> i think that we've had, all of us have been guilty of overindulging at one point or another, but there have been a few times when somebody came in on a monday smelling very much like the party the night before. >>ki call y >> can i call you in a minute? >> we have rallied to protect that person, and finally at long last, jesse. i wasn't going to say jesse. [ laughter ] >> at long last, sweet, sweet nolan turned 21, and steve was so responsible, he really did wait until he was 21 at least to

come and. [ phone interruption ] >> and boy, we all covered for him. gave him a little aspirin, propped him up, give him a pep talk, told him it was going to be okay, ty was very -- >> jimmy: i'm enjoying watching eric right now trying to figure out how to turn his face time off. >> no, somebody's calling me, and then the screen crashes. anyway, sorry, julie. >> jimmy: we can still see you, don't worry, it's fine. this question is for anyone in the group who wants to answer, that you've learned from someone in your television family? >> i think we can all speak to this one. we all learned how all of the tricks to television acting from ed o'neill. we, we started writing a fictional book. we started writing basically a book on acting, based on ed o'neill's instructions over the years, and it was just tricks essentially on how to work less,

like do less. ed would say, we would get to a scene, and he would say, like, is there any reason this scene can't be about a car? and like, why? and the reality was, if it's just two people talking, for ed, it would mean there's no blocking. wouldn't have to move. >> there's no microphone. >> no microphone, and he wouldn't have to wear pants. >> are you wearing pants right now? >> ed, are you wearing pants? >> i'm wearing shorts. wearing shorts. >> jimmy: have you ever declined to do something you were asked to do as part of the show, your character? have you ever said no, i'm not going to do that? >> i, i do know that julie and ty asked to do their own stunts. we had stunt people on, and they were like, no, we want to do that. they declined a job for someone

else. no, we would like to roll down that hill together. >> we put people out of work. >> we put people out of work and then took their paychecks. >> they wanted to do like cartwheels down a hill like stunt people would, and we knew we could do it funnier, because it's much funnier to watch people fall in a clumsy way rather than in a stunty way. >> jimmy: so, sofia, do you do your own stunts? >> me? >> jimmy: yes. >> i don't even know how to run. but yeah, when we were shooting the show i would do everything if i could. i always want to help, but sometimes of course they needed to bring somebody professional. >> they brought in someone professional when it was just me on a pair of roller skates going down the sidewalk. they didn't trust me to roller skate down the sidewalk. they had a stunt person do that for me. >> jimmy: have any of you ever physically injured one another? >> julia, didn't you --

>> i'm like bam-bam on flintstones. i don't know my own strength, and i have a tendency to not be able to pull a punch. ty has suffered some bruises to be sure. >> there was a specific episode, the one that edward norton was on, where each, each take, when, out of excitement, she was, it's like kind of loving anger, she would punch me, but it felt like real anger. and she would punch me with all of her strength, and julie bowen is strong. and -- >> he didn't say a word, until the end. and he's black and blue. >> you also, julie, shattered like three wine glasses in a scene because you kept putting the gra the glass down so forcefully, and like, put the glass down gently, julie. >> remember, id, when she scratched me all over my neck?

>> your i.t. person is adorable, ed. >> jimmy: let me say this, i love the show. my wife and i, we watched the finale and we really felt sad genuinely, that it is going off the air. it is one of the greatest shows of all time. i remember i have well-being at that big advertising event. normally they show little clips of, to give people a taste, but they felt like the show was so good they wanted to show every bit of it, and we were all knocked out then, and it does not surprise me one bit that here we are 11 years later. so congratulations and thank you all for entertaining us every single week, and we will miss you! and also, i do want to mention that we are making a donation in honor of the cast of "modern family" to feeding america. go to feedingamerica.org to hope with that. thank you so much for all the

laughs. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: we love you more than we love our own families. >> thank you, jimmy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: julia, sofia, jesse, ty, and ed o'neill. when we come back, we will look at a spirited game of modern family feud. hi, it's jan from toyota. important it is know how to have a safe, reliable vehicle right now. so toyota is here to help. to ensure your toyota is in top condition, many toyota service centers are open to serve you- with certified technicians and genuine toyota parts. and many even offer online service scheduling- and no-contact vehicle drop-off. we're here for you. contact your local toyota dealer to see how they can help. toyota that's a zzzquil pure zzzs sleep. to see how they can help. our gummies contain a unique botanical blend, while an optimal melatonin level

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" from his house. back in happier times, 2013 to be exact, i had the cast of "modern family" on the show to celebrate the 100th episode of their show, and we thought it would be fun to take a look back at that. >> dicky: it's time to play modern family feud, and here's your host, jimmy kimmel! >> thank you very much. we have two great teams ready to battle it out. the pritchetts. [cheers and applause] against their onscreen significant others, sofia vergara. give me ed and give me sofia. let's play the feud.

[cheers and applause] ed, sofia, we surveyed 100 people. we have the top four answers they gave on the board. your goal is to try to get the most popular answer. here we go. name something that a person might take a picture of then post it to >> i'm sorry? what did you say? >> i say it or i just think it? >> that would be much more meta physical game, but. >> okay. girls take pictures of boobs. >> oh, boobs. >> let's go to the board. we want to see no! >> what is something that people might take a picture of and post to facebook. >> i don't know what facebook is. themselves. >> jimmy: themselves. let's go to the board and see.

number one! all right. >>e'o the boob. boob. boob. julie, name something someone might take a picture of and post to facebook. >> their pets. [cheers and applause] >> thank you. >> jimmy: animals! jesse. >> family's going to be up there. >> jimmy: name something someone might take a picture of and post to facebook. >> don't screw us. >> uh, babies. >> jimmy: babies! their babies! no! >> no! >> jimmy: ed, we now go to you each ofou tms w g strikes oppos to n torma akrefoe brevity. name something someone might take a picture of and post to

facebook. >> vacations. >> jimmy: let's look at the board, vacations. no! wow, the in-laws have a chance to steal this a way. name something people might post to facebook. >> food! >> jimmy: do we see yes! in-laws, you round won round one. and the other item was? friends! now give me julie and ty, julie and ty, come on up. [cheers and applause] there are your buzzers. hang on. >> you got to unbutton for this? >> wait a second, is this screwed on or a real thing? >> it's a real thing. >> jimmy: name something you might eat in the middle of the night. >> mother of of of o

>> jimmy: ty. >> ice cream. >> jimmy: do i see ice cream? ice cream is number two. julie. >> do i get to say something. >> jimmy: if you get number one, you will get the play. >> cereal. >> jimmy: do we have cereal? oh, cereal's not on the board, let's go over to the in-laws, and we're going to begin with eric. name something you might eat in the middle of the night. >> going to say milk and cookies! do we have milk and cook ies? number one. sofia, something you might eat in the middle of the night. >> leftover empanadas. >> jimmy: leftover empanadas. no, no, no. >> man! i felt for sure! >> jimmy: ty, we go back to you. >> i am going to say pizza.

>> jimmy: pizza. and let's see. give us pizza. pizza eric, close this category out. something you eat in the middle of the night. >> i'm going to say fried chicken. >> jimmy: fried chick en. do we have fried chicken? no, no fried chicken. you can come up with an answer between you. we are looking for something you might eat in the middle of the night. >> chips. >> jimmy: chips. do we have chips? yes! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: all right, we are going to take a break. but don't go away, we'll be right back with the thrilling final round of modern family feud! [cheers and applause]

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did you know that people born from 1945 through 1965 have the highest rates of hepatitis c, but most don't know they're infected? people can live for decades without symptoms, but over time hepatitis c can cause serious health problems. if you were born during these years, the cdc now recommends that you get a blood test for hepatitis c. so talk to your doctor and find out if you have hepatitis c. it could save your life. know more. >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" from my house. i hope you took time during the commercial break to collect yourself, because it's now time for the final high-octane moments of modern family feud. >> jimmy: wow, what a game. welcome back to modern family

feud. the in-laws,77 points. it is anybody's game right now. give me jesse, give me eric. jesse and eric, step up. [cheers and applause] >> how are you? nice to meet you. >> jimmy: this is the final question, gentlemen. and the question is, name something you squeeze. eric? >> the toilet paper. >> jimmy: the charmin you mean? >> yeah. >> jimmy: charmin. let's look at the board. something you squeeze. no, i think you're about [ bleep ] years too late on that. something you squeeze. >> my baby boyfriend. >> jimmy: his baby boyfriend! not on there either. something you squeeze. >> best answer. >> what do you squeeze? >> you can tell. >> toothpaste. >> jimmy: look at the board, toothpaste. >> oh, juice! oranges. >> jimmy: something you squeeze.

i think you guys are violating the spirit of the competition. >> oranges. oranges! all right. you guys are playing for the win here. ed, name something you squeeze. >> oh, you squeeze sofia. >> something you squeeze. >> something you squeeze. >> pimples. >> ooh, that's good. >> pimples. >> washcloth? >> pimples. >> jimmy: let's look for pimples, do we have pimples? julie, you have a chance now to keep this -- >> me? >> jimmy: yes, keep this ball in your court. >> a rubber ball. >> jimmy: a rubber ball. >> a stress ball. >> jimmy: a ball, okay. [c: something you squeeze.

>> you squeeze a baby. >> jimmy: a baby, to make baby juice. let's look at the board. board. no! in-laws, you can win it all if you can come up with something on the board. name something you squeeze. >> in spanish? >> jimmy: no, in >> a cheek or a butt. >> jimmy: a butt. is a butt on the board? it is indeed, wow, congratulations to the in-laws. tell them what they've won. >> dicky: they've won the modern family feud home game for hours of home-feuding fun. >> jimmy: well, congratulations to the pritchetts. there you go. if you love to watch celebrity families feuding, the show will be back on abc sunday, may 31st. that's all the time we have. i'd like to thank the cast of "modern family," and apologize

to matt damon. he was not on "modern family" so i have no idea why he thought he'd be on tonight. join me here tomorrow with don cheadle, regina hall and music from phoebe bridgers in the bathroom. see you then, same quarantime, same quaranplace. ♪