tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC April 23, 2020 12:36am-1:07am PDT
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hello again to those who joined me earlier tonight on "who wants to be a millionaire." thank you for watching that. we are beaming to you from my house, which is where i spend every minute of my life now. my closest friends are pillows now. if nothing else, this experience of being cooped up has taught me that i would never survive in space. three days into the mission, i'd be in the escape pod trying to find a costco on the moon. this is a big day for the planet. today is earth day. the 50th and final earth day. here in l.a., not long after the clock struck midnight last night, we got hit with an earthquake. i was in bed. the earth got up early and woke everyone up like a five year old does on her birthday. i will say though, it was scary because the epicenter was close by, but it was kind of refreshing to worry about being killed by something else for a change. donald trump celebrated mother nature today with a shovel. the president, fstadan the south lawn to dig a hole. to bury his hair in.
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look at them, they're so natural doing physical labor in their suits. and heels. melania right now is praying they don't dig too close to her escape tunnel. at the planting, second lady karen pence was asked to say a few words, and it was refreshing because finally someone in this administration is speaking truth. >> while this tree makes the earth better and stronger, we talked a lot about mental health, and that's an issue that i know the first lady has been dealing with her whole time that she's been first lady. >> jimmy: boy, has she. she's been dealing with it every day since she said "i do." this is some not-great news. the director of the center for disease control, dr. robert redfield, says there could be a second wave of the coronavirus later this year that might be worse than this one. because it would coincide with flu season, it could stretch our medical resources even thinner than they already are. basically, he said the next version of the virus could be
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like the matrix reloaded. just as popular, but worse. but the good news is -- well, there is no good news. and we're getting mixed messages from our government. most experts say stay in your home. but our president says go get a tattoo in a bus station. and that has given rise to stay at home protests around the country. even though the cdc has been very clear saying americans should avoid gatherings of any kind, the guy in charge of the cdc seems to think they're totally fine. >> people want to get back to work. and i've watched some of the protests, not in great detail, but i've seen that, they're separated. a lot of space in between. they're doing social distancing, if you can believe it. and they are. they're protesting. but the groups i've seen very much spread out. >> jimmy: sure. look how very much spread out the protesters were in raleigh
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yesterday. >> you've had six weeks! you've had six weeks! you've had six weeks! >> jimmy: mock, stop yelling! you're embarrassing us! >> jimmy: don't tell me not to yell you ungrateful little [ bleep ]. you think these fireworks are going to sell out of the trunk of the car themselves? but as ridiculous as this president is, he is not alone. he got a run for his money today from the mayor of las vegas. who -- let's put it this way -- r. kelly was watching this interview and said "this woman is nuts"! mayor carolyn goodman revealed her lunacy to anderson cooper and the whole country today of the she believes that las vegas is ready to open the casinos now. >> you're encouraging, i mean, hundreds of thousands of people coming there, drinking, touching slot machines, breathing circulated air and returning home to states and countries around the world. doesn't that sound like a virus
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petrie dish? >> no, it sounds like you're be ago alarmist. i grew up in manhattan, i know what it's like to be on subways and buses. >> did you believe there shouldn't be social distancing? >> of course. >> how do you do that in a casino? >> that's up for them to figure out. i don't own a casino. >> jimmy: i don't even own any books. if you watch that back, you can see the moment where anderson's soul leaves his body. this was a long interview. she went on and on like the dizzy neighbor you try to pretend you don't see when you're pulling into the garage? the gist of what she was saying was why should we treat this virus any different from anything else? >> we've had polio. we've had horrific, painful. >> none of those were infectious in vegas. you didn't have someone with ebola on the casino floor. >> we don't know that.
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>> well, you do. because -- >> a neighbor of mine died from west nile because a swimming pool in the next property had abandoned the house and left the pool full. >> jimmy: oh,. well then you're right. we should reopen. re-open the casinos and drain the pools. somehow, this woman was elected last year with more than 80% of the vote. and i can see why. mayor goodman has a lot of thoughts, and the one thing those thoughts have in common is that none of them make any sense. >> how do you know until you have a control group. we offered to be a control group. anybody who knows anything about statistics -- >> you're offering the citizens of las vaso a control group to see if your theory on social distancing works or doesn't work? >> wrong, absolutely wrong. don't put words in my mouth. >> you just said you'd be a control group. >> excuse me. what i said was i offered to be
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a control group, and i was told by our statistician we can't do that. >> jimmy: come on, she isn't offering las vegans as a control group, she offered them as a control group. and they told her she can't do that. it's totally different. las vegas elected every lady you've ever seen at a baywatch slot machine to be mayor. many, if not most businesses around the country are shut down right now. but there is one establishment in bend, oregon that refuses to surrender to anything. >> not even the coronavirus can stop the last blockbuster on earth. it's still open. the movie rental business is offering curbside pickup during the pandemic. the store's general manager says they'll survive this challenge for the same reasons they've stayed in business all these years. >> jimmy: because the old men
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are still horny for shannon tweed movie the on vhs good for blockbuster. if they can make it, so can we. american companies have had to make major adjustments over the past month. every commercial now seems to be tailored to suit the coronavirus era. car companies, restaurant chains -- every business has an earnest, straightforward, cautiously uplifting ad to remind customers that they are here for us now, and always have been. this one i thought was particularly effective. >> right now we are facing uncertain times. none of us know what challenges lie ahead. but one thing's for sure. americans stand strong. when it's time for us to band together we do. when it's time to lend a hand, we lend two. americans get the job done. with a little boost from beast blast power energy drink. together we'll meet this crisis. and beat it with a blast of the
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step by step, we're going to figure this out. we're gonna find a way through this. we're working really, really hard in hospitals, our nurses, our techs, all the docs. it's about staggering when people get sick so that the hospitals can cope. we're gonna go through an awful lot of these. all across puget sound, people have been stepping up and donating personal protective equipment. we stay at work. for you. you stay at home for us. just know we're all with you. thank you, thank you so much. thank you doctors & nurses.
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but i feel like he couldn't be closer. he has a new movie on netflix called "extraction" streaming starting friday. please welcome chris hemsworth. hello chris. >> hello, mate. how's it going? >> jimmy: it's going all right, how you doin'? what's it like in australia? what's the situation right now? >> things are pretty good here. i feel, we've flattened the curve, and there's discussions every day about lifting restrictions and so on. we thankfully, we're very fortunate. we didn't have an extreme lockdown as many places in the world. we're not in a busy populated city. i feel for anyone who is. but, yeah. due to the restrictions put in place pretty early and staying home, things seem to have stabilized. >> jimmy: are people over there hoarding toilet paper like they are here?
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>> my wife was ordering a box of toilet paper about a month ago and thought it was 15 rolls and it was 15 boxes. so we're stocked. we can bootleg the stuff if we need to, but we have 15 boxes of toilet paper there. >> jimmy: that's nice. are your kids being home schooled over the computer right now? or are you doing it yourself? how is that working? >> yeah, over the computer meaning they're watching youtube and stuff. i'm trying. i'm failing miserably. it's four or five hours of negotiation and bribery and maybe 20 minutes of actual work if that. and, you know, everything's changed since i was in school. you know, i was talking to the teacher about it, adding, subtracting, so on, it's not quite as straightforward. there's all these new tricks and
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things that i don't understand. so good luck me teaching my kids. >> jimmy: so you are not helpful in that regard? >> no, i'm just relaxed into the idea that they're going to come out of this quarantine, you know, iq a little under par and a little behind. >> jimmy: have you been, have you discovered any new hobbies or things you like to do now to pass the time? >> i mean, it's, actually, i like mowing the lawn. i've got this ride-on mower a few months back. and there's something quite therapeutic about it. it may be just, you know, a few hours of escape from having to entertain three kids 24/7. or teach kids it's usually around school time that the lawns need to be
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conveniently. >> jimmy: do you come across animals while you're mowing the lawn or around your house in general? or is that overstated? >> where we are in particular, we're amongst rainforest, thick bush land. it is the jungle where we live, and often with those, i got a call a few months ago, we had a babysitter looking after the kids. we were in a restaurant, he said there was a snake in the house. sent us a picture of a little garden snake that had crept under the oven. the other day i was cleaning out the garage. and i saw a nice green scarf under my motorcycle helmet. as i put my hand on it, it's not a scarf, it's a python which has found a comfort zone. >> jimmy: oh, my god. was it a dangerous snake?
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do you know which ones? >> it was a tree snake or python. i'm much more wary of snakes and so on and cautious than my wife is, and whether you can put that down to, i don't know if she's braver or not intimidated as easily or just uneducated tourist kind of approach, you know? >> jimmy: because she's from spain, yeah. >> and, you know, she doesn't quite know that that snake might kill you of obviously not the python. >> jimmy: i have the idea that all living being are trying to kill me. >> that's right. i run for the hills and have her remove the deadly animal. >> jimmy: between snakes in a house and the coronavirus, i would rather have the virus outside. i really would. >> yeah.
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>> jimmy: when we come back, i want to ask about the new movie on netflix which everyone in the world has now. there were like nine people in the world who didn't have netflix before this, and now they have it. chris hemsworth is with us, we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by bose headphones 700. the most advanced noise-canceling headphones. ♪ life is too far to walk alone. ♪ ♪ you can't do it on your own ♪ ♪ but time will show ♪ and don't you know how bad we need each other? ♪ ♪ you know what i'm saying? ♪ hmmm...mmm...mmmm...mmmm
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which is an action movie. this is what we need to see right now, chris. >> it's a driven, driven, high-action. to be honest, when the script came my way, i had done plenty of action films and wasn't interested in doing another one. but this resonated in a different way. but we had sam hargraves who shot all the action in the avengers films. he's the director in this film and the action in this is unlike anything i've ever seen, anything i've been a part of. we had a scene of continuous series shots. and it just meant there was no hiding behind stunt doubles and switching out extra performers and so on. it was kind of you having to remember 4,000 moves of choreography and, you know, take a hit.
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>> jimmy: did you know going into it, because the director is a former stuntman that you would have no choice but to do a lot of those stunts your self in. >> i did, and he talked about that and i sort of rubbed my eyes and thought, yeah, i've heard that before. and we were in india. anytime it'd be time out, time out, i'd look at him and he'd strap himself to a car and have the camera on or diving in front of a building, he's kind of leading the charge, it's a little hard not to follow. >> jimmy: he ruined it for everyone is what he did. i was thinking about one of the last times you were on the show and in the studio instead of in your house. you said you have thor's hammers at your house. is this the house where the hammers are? >> this is the house. >> jimmy: how many hammers are in the house. >> i've got two hammers.
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>> jimmy: can you show us the hammer. >> this is the original hammer from thor one. >> jimmy: is it heavy? or is it hollow. >> it's got some weight to it. my kids, slowly, bit by bit pick it up. it was the walk and talk one. the stunt one is foam and soft and hollow. >> jimmy: you know what would be fun, if you stood that up and put some of your toilet paper on it, it would be a nifty toilet paper holder. >> it dances around in different places. my wife puts it in the cupboard, i put it on display. the toilet paper, that's a practical idea. >> jimmy: and worst comes to
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worst you put out your hand and it comes back to you. oh, my god, you have the ax too. if the toilet paper situation gets tight, you could cut the rolls in half with that thing. chris hemsworth, thank you very much. chris's charity, appreciate you choosing this charity is children's hospital los angeles where my son was saved. where many children are saved. and thank you, chris, for making that your charity of the night tonight. we'll be making a donation in your name, please go to their website. givechla.org. thank you, chris. love to the family. >> you, too, mate. thank you very much. >> jimmy: stay safe. chris hemsworth, we'll be right back. don't bring that mess around here, evan! whoo! don't do it. don't you dare.
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>> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i am working from my house and our friends at diageo are helping hospitality industry employees get back to work from home too with a social initiative called "tips from home." each week, we are inviting a homebound bartender to craft a drink using ingredients you probably have in your pantry. and now, it's time belly up to the kitchen counter for tonight's cocktail de la casa, featuring smirnoff vodka. ♪ >> hi, everyone. i am a bartender here in seattle. i'm going to use this jam to make a delicious cocktail called pump up the jam. three quarter ounce of freshly squeezedemon sew bean juice. an ounce and a half of smirnoff vodka, add ice and we're going to shake. slowly add in soda water all the way to the top there.
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take some of your lemon peel. add a nice garnish, and there you have it, cheers, jimmy. >> jimmy: cheers, anu. to learn more about how to give back to your bartenders, visit givz.com/tipsfromhome. i'd like to thank chris hemsworth. i'd like to apologize to matt damon. join us tomorrow with arnold schwarzenegger and edward norton. if you need me, i'll be right here watching you sleep. the pandemic and after. abc 7 inside look at the site of san francisco's largest coronavirus outbreak. >> tonight details about what may have been the first coronavirus death in the united states. a front line nurse going to
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work got a front tire but left stranded because she had a flat tire. >> i'll have the temperatures coming up. abc 7 news at 11:00 starts right now. >> announcer: now your health, your safety, this is abc 7 news. tonight we're learning more about the south bay woman now known to be the first person killed by the coronavirus in the united states. governor newsom wants deaths from the beginning of the year reviewed and today he made the %-p california. >> when can we go back to some semblance of normalcy? there's no date. >> as some states plan to reopen business by may 1st, president trump urging them to pump the brakes. >> it's just too soon. i think it's too soon. good evening. i'm dan ashley. and i'm ama daetz. we're learning more details about the first woman who may be the first covid-19 death in the country.
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