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i've been checking every site every day to see if any popped up. and about a week ago. and there it was. and now i have it. this is the closest i'll ever get to winning the powerball. i'm so excited to have all this toilet paper, i don't even want to use it! i just want to stack it up and look at it. this morning, i took them all out of the plastic. and built a fortress out of them. it did not hold. the dragon was able to burst through. if you'd told me three months ago i'd be this excited about a box of toilet paper, i would have assumed i'd contracted dysentery. if you're like me, i know that one of your primary concerns during this pandemic is wondering how it's going with britney spears. well, it's not going great, but it is going better. >> hi, guys, i'm in my gym right now, i haven't been here for about six months because i burnt my gym down unfortunately.

i had two candles and yeah, one thing led to another and i burned it down. >> jimmy: what? one thing led to another and i burned it down? it takes me 45 minutes to get a campfire lit. she managed to burn the gem dymn with a candle? and more importantly, how is it possible that britney spears burned down her gym. and we are just now finding out about it? we need to get back to the basics people! the fake news needs to get its act together! we do not have our eye on the ball! in florida, as if going to the grocery store isn't already scary enough. this gentleman captured on video, chose to do his shopping in a jason mask. which is not a good choice, by the way. it's full of holes. you're safest with a darth vader. speaking of masks, the vice president mike pence just when the dust from his decision to forego wearing a mask to the mayo clinic had started to die down. mother pence, his wife, kicked it up again this morning on fox news. >> i do have to ask you about your husband not wearing the

mask when he was touring the mayo clinic. why wasn't he wearing one? >> as our medical experts have told us, wearing a mask prevents you from spreading the disease, and knowing that he doesn't have covid-19 he didn't wear one. it was actually after he left mayo clinic that he found out that they had a policy of asking everyone to wear a mask. >> jimmy: it's interesting that she would claim he didn't know going in he was supposed to wear a mask, considering the fact that, a, the mayo clinic said they told him to wear one. and also -- i guess he didn't notice the fact that every single person around him had one on. that's mike dense for ya. but our vice poodle is a quick-learner because today -- he got a tour of a gm facility in indiana. and wore a mask. because he wanted to make sure i didn't want to get any of the cars sick, i guess. meanwhile, our hungry, hungry hypocrite was back at it. saying everything is great, while simultaneously blaming everyone who isn't him for why it's all so terrible. trump keeps complaining that his administration inherited bad

tests, which makes no sense because, number one, you can't have a test for a virus before it exists and, number two, he is in no position to be complaining about inheriting anything. if it wasn't for inheritance, he would be the doorman outside one of the buildings your father gave you. he is also pushing us intelligence agencies to find evidence for his theory that the virus was accidentally released from a lab in wuhan. that's his new angle to feed the wingnuts, treat the virus like it was a conspiracy. >> it should have never happened. this plague should never have happened. it could have been stopped. but people chose not to stop it. >> jimmy: what people? tomorrow, he'll blame the spanish flu on antonio banderas. trump has also reportedly been upset with his re-election campaign. according to the "new york times," he was so upset about his poll numbers last week he threatened to sue his campaign

manager and he yelled running like a well turmoiled machine. yesterday, the president told reuters -- >> i don't believe the polls. i believe the people of this country are smart. and i don't think that they will put a man in who's incompetent. we did it last time, why wouldn't we do it again? but despite all that, the president is optimistic about the prospect of getting the country open for business very soon. >> i want to get back with or without. obviously, we have to wait till it's gone. it will be gone. and we want to be back to where we were. yes? >> wroughtithout a vaccine, sir do you think the virus will just be gone? >> it's going to go. >> jimmy: haven't you ever read "the secret"? all you have to do is put the virus on your vision board, and it will go away! trump is working very strongly, and quickly, to come up with a vaccine. they call it "operation warp speed." and their goal, their very optimistic goal, is to have 300 million doses of a vaccine ready to go by january, which most experts, including dr. fauci agree, is unlikely.

and also, just so we're clear, even when donald trump is able to make something in nine months? this is the result. and believe me, no one wants a repeat of this! after a month and a half without regular grooming, we're all starting to look a little rough right now. i've been trying to imagine what we're all going to look like if this goes on for a while. so we invested in the most advanced digital imaging system available. this is cutting edge technology to project what people we all know will look like a few months from now. for instance -- julia roberts. pretty woman. everyone knows julia roberts. by the end of the summer, julia roberts will look like this. according to our experts, cnn's anderson cooper -- a few months from now. a.c. will look like m.p. this is katy perry. by september. she will be in prison. the mullet kinda works for her.

dakota fanning. will look like -- carol baskin for all you cool cats and kittens. justin bieber. after quarantine. will be busey. the olsen twins. our experts are telling us -- could look like this. johnny depp. will become -- a pile of loose scarves. kellyanne conway. will be -- a bag of rubber bands. and gwyneth paltrow. will look -- exactly the same. perfect. that goop stuff works. i had them do one of me. and this is what i'm projected to look like by labor day. hey, we're going to take a break. when we come back from the break, we'll have music and conversation with mandy moore. so stick around. ♪ >> dicky: abc's jimmy kimmel

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thank you. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" from my house. we have quite a line up for you next week. jerry seinfeld will make his first appearance on our show. we will also be joined by kevin bacon and kyra sedgwick, sandra oh, courteney cox, and ellie goulding from the bathroom. you know my guest tonight from "this is us," but this is not about that. she has a new album, her first in a decade called "silver landings," please welcome mandy moore. hello, mandy. >> hello, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm all right, how are you doing? >> i'm hanging in there, thanks. >> jimmy: is that your fireplace you're in front of right now? >> it's my fireplace. it's sort of the quietest pa

of my house. >> jimmy: does it get much use, that fireplace? >> we've never turned it on. >> jimmy: you have to be careful, we heard britney spears burned her gym down with two candles. >> i saw that. i don't mean to laugh, because it's not funny, but i will be very careful with the candles. >> jimmy: you're supposed to be on tour right now, wasn't that the plan? >> the plan, yeah. everyone's plans had to shift a little bit in these last few months. it was my first time going on tour in 13 years. >> jimmy: is there a bus with your head on it and name on it parked in an airplane hanger somewhere or something? >> yeah, there's a bus with a giant mandy moore sticker around it right now. no, i mean, senince the world h shut down and the music industry shut down i'm sure there are lots of tour buses across the country sitting empty.

yeah, we were supposed to be on the road and we've been here, quarantined for the last six weeks. >> jimmy: yes, you'll be longing for these weeks when you do get out on the road. >> exactly. >> jimmy: you've been doing performances from your house, serenading the phone, right? >> sayerenading the phone. my husband taylor is in my band. we wrote this whole record together. he plays on it, he was going to be on the rooed wiad with me. we decided we would sing his music one week and mine the next week. it has been a catharsis, but it is really weird getting used to performing for no one. but understanding that people are theoretically watching, but, you know, as a performer, too, of course, you're so used to having some sort of energy or reaction or applause or something. and you finish a song and there's just silence.

and you have to figure out like how to move forward. >> jimmy: i will say, there are many nights where i do have a studio audience, and i experience that silence, so it's better when i have an excuse. it does feel -- so your husband, as many know is taylor goldsmith from the band daws, have you been inspired waiting for the amazon guy? >> i don't think anyone's going to want to hear quarantine-themed music. everyone's going to want to forget about this time period. but we have been writing together. it's interesting being two creative people under the same roof and being able to lean on each other and gives us something to do together. >> jimmy: you've been going through some of your old stuff, and you started as just a kid singing pop songs. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you found some stuff you wanted to share with us,

correct? >> sure, yeah. >> jimmy: or at least we wanted to you share. >> i've been doing some spring cleaning and found some fun stuff. when i was 15 and just started out in the industry, my very first tour was with 'n sync. but shortly there after i got to open up for the backstreet boys on their millennium tour. here's my tour badge. i had the hospitality badge. i have like my meal pass, that you had to show before you went and got your food in catering. >> jimmy: wow. that was a current picture of you then? >> that was 1999. that was a current picture of me, my little blond hair. >> jimmy: looks like an amber alert, if you've seen this child. >> i found this polaroid of me with the backstreet boys. >> jimmy: what are they wearing? >> so this was their millennium tour, and it was a tour done in

the round. and my favorite thing was they started the show by like flying in, so they're wearing sort of appropriate, i doesnn't know, t look like spacesuits kind of. >> jimmy: harnesses. it looks like they're doubling as an s.w.a.t. team. >> totally. >> jimmy: nice. >> then i found this very bizarre, the unofficial mandy moore book. >> jimmy: wow, that's an actual book. >> it's an actual book that was for sale for $12.95 that someone wrote without me knowing about it, without my knowledge, but it has lots of fun facts, like this page here is ten things we love about mandy, and the very first fact is, mandy is proud of her big feet. she wears a size 10 shoe. they call her "big foot", but she doesn't care. she thinks they're cool feet. that's a fun fact. >> jimmy: are those fun facts true facts? >> no. >> jimmy: you don't have a size

10 foot? >> i do have a size 10 foot, but i'm not proud of it. i'm not proud of being called "big foot." >> jimmy: even sasquatch doesn't like it. you've selected music cares as your charity. tell us a little bit about what they're doing. >> yeah, it's an incredible organization that benefits the music industry, but specifically with the covid-19 relief fund, it's helping music creators and touring musicians and touring crews, like a lot of the folks that i was going to be working with. helps them in this moment when they're not making a paycheck, and it's really, they're doing incredible work, yeah. >> jimmy: grammy.com/music cares/donations to learn more. and when we come back, mandy moore and her husband taylor goldsmith are going to do a song for us. when we get back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you

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♪ >> guillermo: hi, if you're bored and need a snack, here's a tip for growing your own slim-jims at home. follow me. simply take your leftover pieces of slim-jim. place them in water. make sure they have lots of sun. play them music. perfect sun for my little low boys, and most importantly, love them. i love you guys. you'll never believe what happens next. they grow and grow and grow. and now, they ready to harvest. take a picture and share with your #long boring day. >> dicky: snap into a slim-jim. >> jimmy: that is all the time we have. i'd like to thank mandy moore and taylor goldsmith, apologies

to matt damon. "nightline" is next. we now return you to your regularly scheduled panic attack. this is "nightline." >> tonight. virus crisis management. divisive debate in the great lakes state. protest and pressure to reopen. >> i have a job to do, and my first job is to be a michigander. >> don't call the woman in michigan. >> now talked about as a democratic veep running mate. plus, navajo nation wounded by covid-19. the native-american reservation facing one of the highest infection rates in the country. with crush beiing poverty and bn promises. and to serve and protect. at the very epicenter of the pandemic, first responders