tonight. >> we appreciate your tile. right now ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, ♪ jimmy >> from his house! >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. thank you for watching television. think of this as a zoom call where you don't have to say anything or pretend to care about your boss's dog. i had an okay week -- i've been doing a lot of research, actually, to see if i can get cryogenically frozen until christmas. apparently it's doable. today as you know is may the 4th, also known as star wars day, as in may the 4th be with you. and of course if you are celebrating "star wars" day be sure to stay at least two light sabers apart. we need the force now more than ever. as if we didn't have enough to

worry about, as if things weren't already insane, the country is now being invaded by something called murder hornets. these are hornets. they're two inches long. and they kill people and bees. so looks like we're never leaving our houses again. two murder hornets were spotted in washington state driving a red ford f-250 north on interstate 5. an official from the washington state department of agriculture said the hornets are probably not going to murder someone, so don't panic. okay. great. when i hear probably not going to murder, i panic. it's just how i'm wired. here in california we have suicidal beachgoers to worry about. this is video from huntington beach over the weekend where thousands of people showed up to protest the closure of beaches in orange county. i would love to send all of these people on a cruise. all expenses paid. to wuhan. in florida a lot of the state beaches have already reopened,

which has some local zrenlts there upset. >> i'm going to step out of the frame and hand him the mike so he can explain why he's here and other why he's dressed the way that he is. daniel? >> now begins the summer of eternal anguish. there will be no frisbee. only pain. no jimmy buffett. only the music of dread and despair. as i feast on your souls for all eternity. shout out to my boy satan. reaper. out. >> thank you, daniel. >> yeah, thanks, daniel. it's nice to see death staying positive during these difficult times. i really don't understand this. i want to go to the beach to. my kids want to go to the beach. but every medical expert says don't go, don't gather in public. here's the thing i want to ask all these people protesting the stay at home orders. let's say your mom is sick, she's short of breath, she's got a fever, blood pressure is sky high.

who are you going to listen to, this guy or these guys? are you going to listen to these women or these women? personally i go with whoever has the most teeth. but the president continues to play both sides. last night, he was on fox news for a virtual town hall. set in front of the lincoln memorial. and while his top health experts are telling us to stay at home, he is ready to get back out on the road. >> we have to -- they're longing for the rallies. i get it all the time. >> mask or -- >> i don't think we can have a rally with an empty stadium, with nobody in there. in other words, you may be able to pull it off baseball or football or boxing or basketball. you can't pull off a rally with a hundred -- it wouldn't work out too well. hopefully we'll be able to do rallies in the last couple of months. >> jimmy: that's what this is all about, right there. he misses his rallies. he needs to get out there. he needs to be cheered. it's what keeps him going. he's like a shark. he has to keep moving, and he has a hammer for a head. trump has repeatedly predicted

we're going to have a vaccine by the end of the year, which is something no one who actually knows anything about developing vaccines seems to agree with. but that's not how our president's brain works. >> you're putting your real chips on the vaccine being fast. >> i think we're going to have i vaccine by the end of the year. the doctors would say, well, you shouldn't say that. i'll say what i think. >> jimmy: says the man who suggested we drink bleach. he looked into his crystal bald spot. and expects to have a vaccine by the end of the year. it will be administered by mall santa clauses. trump has also been trying to cast himself as a victim of this virus. in the shadow of the lincoln memorial, he complained that the media has been very mean to him. >> i am greeted with a hostile press the likes of which no president has ever seen. the closest would be that gentleman right up there. they always said lincoln, nobody got treated worse than lincoln. i believe i am treated worse.

>> boo! you suck. >> jimmy: they don't call him honest abe for nothing. just for the record, you're not allowed to say you're being treated worse than lincoln if you are still alive. trump loves to compare himself to lincoln. which in his defense, abraham lincoln never had his own docu-series on netflix. have you seen this? not only is trump the king of ventilators, he is also king of a new netflix series that explores all the wildest characters in the trumperverse. >> the first redneck gun-toting mullet-sporting, tiger-tackling gay polygamist president. >> i think they are. i'm outspoken, good-looking. love to party and have fun. >> hello. >> let's go blow in [ bleep ] up. >> blow some [ bleep ] up. >> we're getting a good look at your national defense program. >> when he's ready, travis. >> ah. whoo! >> that's how we take care of

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" from my house. later on, ellie goulding will share music from her bathroom. tomorrow night, the great jerry seinfeld will join us. and later this week, we will check in at bacon manor with kevin bacon and kyra sedgwick, and we'll have a visit from courteney cox too. you know my guest tonight from "grey's anatomy," and now, "killing eve," the great show which has new episodes sunday nights on amc and bbc america. please say hello to sandra oh. hi, sandra. >> hi, jimmy. it's great to see you. >> jimmy: it's great to see you too. as a long-time tv doctor do you feel more qualified than most to assess this situation and how long it will continue? >> i wish i had a crystal ball. just playing a doctor for that long all i do is think about the emts and the nurses we did work with and --

>> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> yeah. you know, a bunch of them are still work even though some of them are retired. and you think about having played a doctor you think about the real doctors and you have an inkling of what they go through. and you don't know a lot. but it's like i give all praise to them. >> are your parents with you? i know your parents will sometimes come to the show when you come visit us in the studio. >> reporter: i think my parents have been with me on your show every single time. they're not here. they're in vancouver. but i brought a picture. this is my favorite picture of my parents. >> jimmy: that's a good picture. >> that's a nice picture. but they are sheltering in vancouver. >> jimmy: they are taking it seriously you? don't have to talk them out of going to the mall or whatever? >> you know, i'm sure so many people are going through this exact same thing with their parents which is just like just stop going to costco. i'm not saying anything --

costco. it's like stop going grocery shopping. i have nieces there who can shop for them. that's kind of -- i don't know if you're going through this. is trying to do tech with them. it's like -- and it's like this. it's like they show things like this. or they'll do things like that. and it's like impossible to try and get them to -- >> jimmy: you think, yeah, at this point now like a month and a half in they'd have it down. how often are you speaking to them? >> oh, way more. i think my mother is actually very happy. and slightly confused why i call her like every other day or text her constantly. >> jimmy: are you checking more for her or for herself? >> you know, that's a very good question. it's a very good question for all of us to ask or ponder. why aim doing this for someone else or for me? i think both. it is a great time to really

reconnect with people and start having discussions with them because it's just like you have so much -- for some of us we have the time to do so. and i just found a lot of my relationships going deeper. i donate know about you. >> jimmy: i'm just mostly focused on television. and i'm glad "killing eve" is coming back. i know you guys were -- when were you supposed to release the show this season? >> it was supposed to go on air late -- at the end of april. so like a week ago. but we had bumped it up. >> jimmy: it's such a good show. sandra, what is the shirt you're wearing? i can only see the very top of it. it says "the nature." i think. >> "the nature." this was going to be -- this was going to be my challenge to you. but i know we're going to play a game. >> jimmy: yes, we are going to play a game. what is my challenge? >> well, my challenge is for you and all canadians out there, for you to name who is on my t-shirt.

okay? >> jimmy: well, no, don't move -- don't show me yet because i'm going to -- we'll play the game at the end. you can challenge me. all right? >> all right. >> jimmy: we played this once with will arnett, the great canadian, who's celebrating his 50th birthday today, by the way. >> oh, happy birthday to will. >> jimmy: this game is called "is it canadian?" and sandra, your job is to tell us is this job canadian or not? the zamboni machine. is it canadian? >> i'm -- hold on, i'm going to give a reason. i'm going to say no because i think it's so obvious that it would be a canadian invention but i'm going to say no. [ bell ] >> jimmy: well said. yes. the zamboni machine was invented by frank zamboni in 1949 right here in l.a. county in paramount, california where there is no ice. the hawaiian pizza, is it canadian? the hawaiian pizza. >> i'm going to say yes.

[ bell ] >> jimmy: that is correct. the abomination known as the hawaiian pizza was created -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- by sam panopolis at the satellite restaurant in ontar ontario. 1962. the next item, flannel. is it canadian? flannel. >> is it canadian? no, i don't think so. [ bell ] >> jimmy: you are correct. it is not canadian. it was created in wales in the 1600s. the california roll. is it canadian? >> i think that was created in vancouver. [ bell ] >> jimmy: you are absolutely right. created by a chef in vancouver. it became called the california roll because it was popular with visitors from l.a. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and finally, peanut butter. is it canadian? >> oh, my god. is peanut butter canadian?

oh, my god. did we invent peanut butter? if we did how can i not know this? which makes me think that it is canadian. [ bell ] >> jimmy: you are absolutely -- you ran the table. it was invented and patented by a montreal pharmacist in 1884 as a food option for people who couldn't chew. very well done. so now test me on my knowledge of canada. show me your t-shirt and see if i can identify it. >> i would say almost all canadians will know who this person is. and also the name of his show is on here. so it's a big giveaway. >> jimmy: okay. all right. >> who is this famous canadian? >> jimmy: okay. the nature of things. oh, boy. he looks kind of familiar. he looks a little like bob ross. but i don't know who that is. who is it? >> david suzuki. >> jimmy: david suzuki.

and he hosted a show called "the nature of things"? >> yes. "the nature of things." it's a very famous science and nature show -- >> jimmy: it's not that famous. sandra, you have selected as your charity tonight first responders first. tell us about that charity. >> it's a charity through thriveglobal.com. and the howard chan school of public health. they started a fund called first responders first fund that gives out ppe to health care workers and not only, that also helps them with daycare and anything else that they might be needing. >> jimmy: beautiful. go to thriveglobal.com/firstresponders to learn more. thank you, sandra. i look forward to a new season of "killing eve." sandra, oh, everybody. we'll be right back. >> dicky: position,s of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by corona. order in and join the twitter stream concert tomorrow night to

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>> jimmy: that's all the time we have. i'd like to thank sandra oh and i want to apologize to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, singing from her bathroom because that is the place to be. live from the lavatory, it's ellie golding! >> hey, jimmy. it's ellie goulding and this is my new song "worry about me." >> one, two, three, four. ♪ you can worry about this you can about that you can worry about she ♪ ♪ you can worry about me ♪ you can worry about this you can about that you can worry about she ♪ ♪ good times ♪ late nights ♪ yeah ♪ and then you call me ♪ call me ♪ ask me if i'm all right ♪ what the hell ♪ saying that you care about me ♪ ♪ but you just want to be -- because you're only ♪ ♪ i thought i made you feel safe ♪

♪ oooooh, why are you tryna put me in a different mood ♪ ♪ just because i'm still not seeing someone new ♪ ♪ baby, you ain't, you ain't got to worry ♪ ♪ worry about me ♪ baby, i don't think about you ♪ ♪ ♪ feeling so free ♪ baby, you ain't gotta, you ain't gotta worry, worry about me ♪ ♪ you can worry about this, you can worry about that ♪ you can worry about she ♪ ♪ you can worry about me ♪ you can worry about this, you can worry about that ♪ ♪ you can worry about she ♪ having good times ♪ late nights ♪ ♪ and then you're walking ♪ you think you're ♪ what the hell ♪ saying you that you care about

me but you just want to be in my head ♪ ♪ i thought i needed you to feel safe ♪ ♪ but now that i feel good i'm stuck in the good place ♪ ♪ ooh ♪ you're trying to put me in a different mood ♪ ♪ just because i'm seeing someone new ♪ ♪ ooh baby ♪ ♪ you ain't gotta, you ain't gotta worry ♪ ♪ worry about me ♪ baby ♪ i don't think ♪ i don't think about you ♪ feeling so free ♪ ♪ baby, you ain't gotta, you ain't gotta worry, worry about me ♪ ♪ you can worry about, you can worry about that ♪ ♪ you can worry about she, don't worry about me ♪ ♪ no, no ♪ no, no ♪ don't worry about me

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