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that just say add water. so i got a mix made of whole-grains, milk, eggs. i made it in the shape of a butterfly, which she loves. the syrup is perfect, and she hated it. she took one bite and says, "it tastes like it has seeds in it." i explained there were no seeds in it, even though there were we found out later. eat the pancakes, you love pancakes, no i don't. you eat them every day, not these. these are disgusting. these are the same pancakes i always make. it went on and on. it was a hostage situation, and i'm pretty sure i was the hostage. i think she was expecting me to give in and go to work. i don't go to work anymore. i just wake up and i'm at work. and i don't give in, because i've had an assful of i dug in. and it was terrible. there were tears, hysterics.

she also cried. in the end i won, she ate the pancake. you have to stick to your guns. you don't want your kids to throw a fit and think you can get whatever you want. next thing you know you're at the white house and telling people to drink clorox. today is national nurses day, the day we honor the men and women who risk it all to save lives. our president had an event at the white house to honor nurses where he was asked why he decided not to wear a mask yesterday when he visited a factory where they make masks and boy did he have an explanation for that. >> you ended up not wearing one. >> i actually had one. i put a mask on for a period of time. >> we didn't see you with a mask. >> i can't help it if you didn't see it. i didn't need it. but i had it on. >> how long did you have it on? ? not too long, but i had it on. i had it on back, backstage. >> jimmy: he had it on backstage at the honeywell factory, you know, where the workers get

their hair and makeup done. clearly he did not wear a mask, and he's sitting there with a bunch of nurses, not wearing a mask, saying this. is it really a surprise? if there's one thing we learned from stormy daniels, wearing protection is not his concern. he had a sit-down end view with david muir last night, there was enough room between them to park a bus. david muir asked him if he thought the election would be a referendum on how he handled the health crisis, he gave an interesting answer. >> nobody's ever done things like this. i hope it's not solely on this, because this is like rubber. it's very, very amorphous. >> jimmy: so he doesn't know what amorphous means, but go on. >> you know what? i hope in a certain way, i hope i can say this in a couple months, i any a certain way, our

best work has been on what we've done on covid-19. but, but, we haven't gotten, we haven't been treated properly many not me. the army corps of engineers, fema, the medical people, the police, the nurses, everybody, even the doctors. >> jimmy: even the doctors, even the people whose opinions i sabotage on a daily basis. they're not getting credit that i -- i mean, they -- deserve. our fake president once prompted to give one did have a real message of compassion for those who've lost someone to the virus. >> and to the people that have lost someone, there is nobody, i don't sheep leep at nights thin about it, there's nobody's taking it harder than me. >> jimmy: even in grief he is number one. that's why he doesn't sleep at night. the reason you don't sleep at night is because you're up watching fox news and rage

tweeting about kellyanne conway's husband. so trump right now is so ready to sabotage the stay-at-home orders so he can start holding rallies and playing golf again, he can barely control himself. it seems that his loon squad at fox news, someone at fox seems to have issued a directive. balls all because all a their on-air staff is demanding we go back to work now. >> it is time to go back to work. >> by now the models have been wrong. many of them very wrong. >> i think it probably seemed like social distancing would be necessary. there was no real scientific basis for believing that. >> i think the president is right. open the economy back up. >> you hearing all this negative news, but there's a huge push to go this going again. >> who is for freedom? says. ginsberg.

another person working from home is jim baker. his wife lori took the reins and took the time to tell the old people that jim, after a new year's visit from the predicted this coronavirus earlier this year. >> he prove sighed on new year's eve that on 2020, he prophesied, got out of his sickbed, came and delivered the word from the lord that something worldwide was about to happen. i remember sitting up on that set going, wow, when he said worldwide, i literally wrote it down. worldwide. >> jimmy: oh, my god, you literally wrote it down? that's big, then. he said worldwide. and that means he knew the virus, but by that logic, pit bull predicted the coronavirus in 2011. in travel news, this is

surprising, carnival cruise line announced starting august 1st they'll be back on the open sea, and i guess people are going to join them? how could anyone book a carnival cruise right now? i won't let our show book a tom cruise right now. they seem to have thought this all through. >> there's never been a better time to take the family on a carnival cruise. our all-inclusive vacation package feature four-star dining at a dozen restaurants. full open bars day or night, entertainment for the kids and the kid in you. and when corona or any number of viruses inevitably strike, a respectful burial at sea. carnival, it's the way you would have wanted to go! >> jimmy: all right, we're going to take a break. we'll be right back with kevin bacon and kiera sedgwick.

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baby. >> jimmy: how are things going? are you getting along? have you spent this much time together ever before? >> no. >> no, we've never spent this much time together. >> i don't think so. >> we often talk about our crazy lives and how we live out of suitcases and that's what makes the marriage great, you know. [ laughter ] swro . >> jimmy: what is your key to your relationship in quarantine. i think every couple is searching for it. what have you discovered? >> well, go ahead. she's good with a vacuum. she has vacuum skills i never knew. she makes massive amounts of pound cake. i don't think i heard her use the words pound cake and every two three days there's a pound cake coming out of the oven. >> it's breakfast of champions every morning. >> we have something to, corona rules, corona rules is, you know, we're living on, in a

different set of rules here. >> jimmy: tell me what the corona rules are. what are they? >> slippers, like 18 hours a day. >> jimmy: okay. >> is one. >> i like it when he wears pants. >> she wants me to put on pants, which i don't get. or what else? >> i, you know, i want him to do things that he wouldn't normally, necessarily do. and it turns out that, you know, i'm always right about those things, such as, you know, i really insist on making the bed every day. >> i don't get it. >> and this is something that he's never gotten, because what i'm not around he doesn't make the bed. and i always say, not only does it make me just feel better about myself, my self-esteem skyrockets when i make my bid, but also we tonight know what happens between the time that you get out of bed in the morning and you go to bed at

night. >> nothing happens. >> all sorts of things could be happening in that bed. and today i, today we went, we woke up. he wakes up like an hour and half earlier than me. he drinks his coffee. i come out, we have some coffee. we take the dog for a walk. we come back. we go in to make the bed, and there's poop on the bed. inside the sheets! >> jimmy: what did you do, kevin? >> first thing i said was, honey, are you sure it didn't li leak out of you? last night was cinco de mayo. >> he's so bad. i took a picture and sent it to the exterminator. it's roof rat poop. so those things are coming into the house onto the bed, so this is why we will never, ever forget to make that bed for the rest of our lives. >> jimmy: don't open the doors, never mind make the bed. that is terrible! >> exactly.

does that qualify as insult to injury when you get roof rats in your bed during a pandemic? >> jimmy: you could be the only people to get the norovirus during the time of the coronavirus. >> that's exactly what i thought. i was like, wait, don't these things carry diseases? >> jimmy: so corona rules means there are no rules, it sounds like, other than making the bed. >> yeah, no. it means that the rules have shifted. >> we went for a walk the other day. >> we go for a walk in the neighborhood. this is funny. we're outside, going down the block, and we see a neighbor standing on the balcony, and he as like, how are you guys doing and we have masks on of course, and he goes, are you new to the neighborhood? no, we've been here four or five years. and we keep walking. and we have a little chat, and about half a block later, kyra goes, do you realize we just had a conversation with a man who

wasn't wearing pants? >> he was not wearing any pants. he had on a shirt. and we were looking up his -- >> so that's corona rules. >> jimmy: i like that. you should share that with people. i think you've coined something. you should make tee shirts or masks or something that say "corona rule". so, guys, we asked everyone on our staff to share stories about fights that they are having with their significant others at home. and, so we got some stories. we picked one in particular. when we come back, kyra sedgwick and kevin bacon are going to use their considerable acting gifts to bring a real-life argument to life. when we come back, kyra and kevin will fight for our entertainment like gladiators. so please, come back with us. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by corona. stay safe and join in corona's efforts to support the

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>> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" from my house. you know, couples have been cooped up for almost two months now, and inevitably, that leads to some pretty dumb fights. we thought, wouldn't it be fun to see those dumb fights reenacted by real hollywood stars. with that said, it's time for "dumb couple fights." our fight tonight comes from a member of our staff at jimmy kimmel live. his name is benjamin. i writes, my boyfriend chris came back from the store with two points of ice cream, cookies

and cream which we both love, and mint chocolate chip when i hate. but when i went to serve myself some cook eyes and cream he insisted on sharing that pint because it was obvious he wanted more. please welcome kevin bacon and kiera sedgwick. are you ready to rumble? >> we're ready. >> we're ready. >> jimmy: now from beautiful baconwyc >> cookies and cream, my favorite. how's the mint chocolate chip. >> not sure, i'm having cookies and cream. >> you're having cookies and cream too? >> yeah, why? is that a problem? >> well, you know how much i love cookies and cream. >> yeah, we've been together eight and a half years, so yeah,

i know how much you love cookies and cream. >> but you also bought minutes chocolate chip, which i hate. >> which you don't have to eat. >> we'll run out of cookies and cream because someone who likes mint chocolate chip wants to eat cookies and cream. >> maybe someone should do their on shopping next time. >> maybe someone who wasn't busy doing literally everything else. >> here's your cookies and cream, there you go. >> son of a -- >> jimmy: and scene! wow. that was fantastic. [cheers and applause] kevin bacon and kyra sedgwick. i don't know if you can get an emmy for that, but i sure hope you do. that was a heck of a way to begin this. if you want to see your dumb fight acted out, tell us what happened to you with

couplefights. i'm making a donation every night to a different charity. you chose six degrees.org, your charity to support i feed the front. this is your foundation. tell us what you guys are doing to feed the front. >> well, it's a pretty cool idea, because very, very small donation or a large donation if you wish, actually supports restaurants, and the restaurant workers. and then they deliver meals, actually, to our health care workers in hospitals. so it really, it's, it gives in two ways. in one way you're supporting our health care workers, providing food for them. they need the fuel, they're out there kicking ass every day, and at the same time you're supporting these small restaurants that are struggling. >> jimmy: that is a great two for one. you guys are fantastic. the charity, go to six

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to jimmy kimmel live from my house. you know with all the unpleasantness going on, our friends are helping hospitality workers with tips from home initiative. we've been inviting a bar tender every week to create a concoction with items that you may already have at home. it's time for a special mother's day edition of cocktail de la casa. >> hey, everybody. my name is lynette, i'm a bar

tender from new york and i'm going to teach you to make a special mother's day cocktail. i'm going to add three quarters of an ounce of strong bird chamomile tea. then i'm going to add an ounce and a half of ketel one botanica. peaches, fresh or frozen, a sprint of mint and a flower. cheers to all the mothers out there and my mom and cheers to you, jimmy. >> jimmy: cheers to you, lynette. for more on how to take care of bar tenders, visit gives.com/ti gives.com/tipsfromhome. hello jimmy kimmel at gmail.com, and this one asks, is it

possible that our hair and nails are growing faster during quarantine times? more sleep, less pollution and for many, less fast food. i guess it is possible, but if you really think about it, who cares. send me an e-mail. that's the time we have. i want to thank kevin bacon, kyra sedgwick. there are only 237 shopping days left until christmas. goodnight. this is "nightline." >> tonight, raising the curtains. covid-19 shuttering hollywood, broadway. >> this is a little deserted. >> but dreams kept alive by stunt doubles.

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