in march. today for me is day 70 of stay-at-home. i have now been in this house, this is true, longer than it took columbus to get to the new world. we are in nina, pinta and santa maria territory now. that's the kind of thing you learn after you've seen every single thing on netflix. the long weekend is -- is it here yet? how will we know? tomorrow, we head into memorial day weekend. it's time to get those bodies banana bread-ready! travel will be down this year obviously. but not for our family. this year for memorial day, we've got a plan. we're packing up the kids and we're taking them to the laundry room. donald trump is on the road. our hydroxy-poppin' president. on the way to michigan today gave us an important update on his stint as human guinea pig in chief. >> i think it's another day. i had a two-week regimen of hydroxychloroquine. and i've taken it, i think just about two weeks. i think it's another day, so. and i'm still here.

i'm still here. and i tested very positively in another sense. so this morning, yeah, i tested positively for negative, right? so no, i tested perfectly this morning. meaning -- meaning i tested negative. >> jimmy: even his negatives are positive. isn't that something? it's pretty clear what's going on here, right? he blurted out he was taking it just to trigger the news media. successfully, by the way. even though there's no way in hell he's taking this stuff. do you think any white house doctor, even a trump doctor's going to give the president a pill that could stop his heard just because he asked for it? of course not. what if he asked for mushrooms? will he give him those? none of this adds up. trump said he's going off hydroxy in two days when his regimen runs out. which that's not how that drug is taken. it's not an antibiotic. there's no regimen. it's taken prophylactically. which means you have to keep taking it. like condoms are prophylactics. you don't use them for two weeks and then go i think we're good, honey.

he never took hydroxychloroquine. you know how you know this is a lie? it came out of his mouth. the president was in michigan today touring a ford motor plant that's making ventilators now. you're suppose td to wear a mask in michigan by order of the governor. the attorney general of michigan said the president had a legal, social and moral responsibility to wear one when he visited the plant. so of course -- he didn't. everyone who worked at the plant did. the president did not. although he again made the ridiculous claim that he technically kind of maybe did wear a mask. >> i had one on before. i wore one in this back area. i had goggles, goggles and a mask. but no, i had it in the back area. i had a mask on. so i put it on and it was very nice. it looked very nice. but i didn't want to give the press the pleasure of seeing it. honestly, i think i look better in the mask. i really did. as they say, i did have it on. here's my mask, right here.

and i like it very much. >> why aren't you wearing it? >> because in this area -- why wouldn't you take it? >> why aren't you wearing it here, sir? >> jimmy: why is he handing it to the audio guy? here, this has my germs all over it. take it. why is he giving it out? he did wear a mask for a minute. tmz got a rare shot of donald trump in a mask. but what is the point of this? either you wear a mask or you don't wear a mask. back to the condom analogy. you wear one or you don't. michigan is a crucial state for trump where the latest polls say he is trailing joe biden. yesterday he was asked about -- he threatened to halt federal funding to michigan because of their plan tone courage michiganders to vote by nail. trump doesn't want that. he wants fewer people to vote. and he also wants to be able to claim fraud if he loses. but that's not the weird thing. the weird thing he did is for the umpteenth time he made the unsubstantiated claim that michigan once named him man of the year.

>> are you concerned about the message that you're sending by saying you may withhold funding from michigan when it's also going through these issues with the water? >> no, i'm not concerned at all. we're going to help michigan. michigan's a great state. i've gotten tremendous business to go to michigan. michigan is one of the reasons i ran. i was honored in michigan long before i thought about -- i was honored as the man of the year in michigan. at a big event. and i got up, and i remember so well, i spoke, probably five, six years before i even thought about running for president. >> jimmy: he remembers it so well, but there is no evidence that he was ever honored with an award like that of any kind. this has been investigated extensively and it would appear, and you're not going to believe this, it would appear he made it up. he was never man of the year. but that doesn't mean he won't say he was every single chance he gets. >> five or six years before i even thought about running for whatever reason, they named me man of the year in michigan. i said how come? i didn't even understand it myself.

but i was named man of the year. >> about ten years ago i came to michigan. i was honored by a wonderful group. i was the man of the year. >> i don't know if you know this, but probably ten years ago i was honored. i was the man of the year by i think somebody, whoever. >> i love michigan. and i was the man of the year or something like four or five years ago. >> in michigan, they gave me an award, six years, seven years ago, i had no idea. it was the man of the year in michigan. >> i was honored five years ago, man of the year in michigan. >> i was actually the man of the year in michigan about ten years before the election if you can believe it. >> it's true. about five or six years ago i was given man of the year in michigan. >> i was man of the year in michigan a number of years ago. >> they had me man of the year in michigan. >> i got the award man of the year five years ago in michigan. >> i was the man of the year in michigan. can you believe it? >> jimmy: well, he was probably confused, and now that he knows that he wasn't the man of the year, i'm sure he won't do it again. >> i was honored in michigan, and i said how come you're losing so much of your car

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live from my house." we will be right back here next week with lisa kudrow, howie mandel, dakota johnson, and sean penn. our guest tonight is a very funny man who's given us laughter and joy. and now he gives us a guide to success. his new motivational aughtio book is called "the decision." it's available now on audible. please welcome kevin hart. hi, kevin. >> what's going on with you, man? >> jimmy: you know, kevin, you got a serious microphone, you've got serious headphones going on. you've got paintings of comedians behind you. who's behind you there? what do we have? richard pryor. >> richard pryor. bernie mac, chris rock. redd fox. on another wall i've got eddie murphy, chappelle, martin. i've got seinfeld, carlin, wanda sykes is on one. i've got a lot of them. >> jimmy: do you ever have

comics come over and then they notice they're not painted on the wall and they're insulted? >> i was talking to ellen and ellen noticed and i lied and i said you are on the other wall. you can't see the wall that you're on. so that's the only time. >> jimmy: she's on our underpants. that seems like enough, doesn't it? by the way, over the weekend you did something fun with your family. you posted a couple pictures. you guys camped in the back yard, did this take place? >> yeah. yeah, man. we did a little camp night. i said look, right now you've got to be creative. you've got to come up with some other things to do. so we ordered some tents, put the tents up. we got sleeping bags, the whole nine, and we didn't make it. >> jimmy: who put the tents up? >> you know what? >> jimmy: who assembled the tents? >> i'm not going to lie to you. i would love to sit up here, jimmy, and say that i did it, i would love to lie. but i can't do that. i can't live with myself after if i'm lying.

but my security, my security helped with the tents, which means they basically, they basically did most of it, but i did a lot of it. me and the kids, we held down the, you know, the strings and rope so they could put the stakes and stuff in. it was a team effort, but the security did the heavy lifting. >> jimmy: how long did you last? >> we were in the house by 1:00, 1:15 in the morning. it got a little -- it got cold out there. here's the thing. i fell asleep. i was asleep in the tent. i could have went the whole night. they woke me up, and they were like hey, dad, you know, since we're not doing nothing but sleeping, could we just go in the house? i was like, no! that defeats the whole purpose of the whole tent in the back yard. we're supposed to make it through the night. and they were like yeah, but we're not up talking, can we just go in? >> jimmy: how's your wife doing? she's pregnant, right? how pregnant is she? >> almost six months. baby number four. family of six. that's huge. that's a lot. >> jimmy: that is.

>> that's a very loud house, jimmy, a very loud house. >> jimmy: you might have to sleep out in the tent by yourself. >> you know what? >> jimmy: how's she doing? >> she's excited, man. it's -- i think it almost got the best of her for a minute. she got a little cabin fever. but you know, that's when i've got to tap in and do my job and make sure her spirits are high, make sure that she feels beautiful, make sure that we're as active as we can be in and around the house and just being creative. so from quality time with us and the kids, movie night, taco, making some tacos, game night, doing various different tik toks, talking more, having some deep discussions. getting to know each other. you just gotta, you got to really use your time wisely. that's how you get through this, and you come out of it with a better understanding and feel for each other and love, love one another, at another level.

>> jimmy: see, kevin, this is why i think it makes perfect sense that you've written this book about success, because you do put things in very plain terms and you make -- i actually feel inspired now to maybe set up a tent and stay in it for two hours with my children now. >> you have to. >> jimmy: i've got to get some security guys to help me. tell us about your new book. this book is an audio book. >> yes, yes. it's an audible original, called "the decision" and it's something i wanted to do. i just wanted to give information. you i think in today's time we lack information, because, you know, if it's not asked for, sometimes it's not given. and i don't think that's fair. success is something that a lot of people want, but they don't know how to obtain, and with successful people that have reached certain levels that are able to go and just give the story and tell the tales of how and what and why, it adds an added level of ammunition and go-get to others.

so i said i'm just going to give it. i'm going to be transparent, and this isn't a do what i do moment or live how i live, this is a lens that i'm putting up for you to look through and assess things and see if it works for you or not. i'm just showing you that it's proven. >> jimmy: kevin has chosen a charity tonight. it's feeding america. feedingamerica.org. it's a great charity. and i want to ask you about something in the book. you've coined some terms, terminology, some phrases, what is what-isness? >> what-isness is a good one. first of all, what i do very well is i take a word that's existed for a long time and then i put my spin on that word. right? so what-isness is things that have existed for so long. rather than saying what if or what could or what why, you put a what is. what-isness. i turn them into what they can be if i'm true to what i am. learning me is the ultimate

goal. when i know me, i'm able to move accordingly and determine things as i feel i should, but if i'm not comfortable with me then i can't be comfortable with situations. because that means i'm not comfortable with change. i've got to be willing to change me or fix me first. so what-isness comes from me understanding how to fix myself and what worked for me was developing what i like to call what-isness. >> jimmy: kevin, i feel like oprah's going to find out that you're starting to step into her territory and eliminate you. you have to be careful. kevin of course is from philadelphia, and when we come back we're going to surprise one of your big fans. she is a health care hero if ever there was one in philly. and we'll do that, a little surprise with kevin hart when we come back.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" from my house. our health care hero this week is a very special nurse in philadelphia named natasha lewis. hello, natasha. how are you? >> hi, jimmy, how you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you. you serve people who don't necessarily have a place to go to get health care. >> yes, i work for the city of philadelphia in health center number 9. and we serve people that are underserved and people that don't have insurance and some people that do have insurance. >> jimmy: do you enjoy your work? >> i love my work. i've been a registered nurse for over ten years. i've been in outpatient for the last ten years. i enjoy it. i love it. i love educating my patients, i love taking care of them when they're well and when they're sick. >> jimmy: how is your team holding up right now? how are people feeling?

>> um, they're getting better. it was tough in the beginning. but we're staying strong. we're really staying strong. we're a team. without them, i don't know how i would be able to do it. >> jimmy: and vice versa, i'm sure. i know you also have four kids in addition to having all this work on your plate. >> i have four children, a 17-year-old daughter, 6-year-old son, 4-year-old daughter and 2-year-old daughter, so my life is crazy busy -- and a husband! my life is crazy busy. >> jimmy: and we all know they're no help at all. >> not at all, not even the 17-year-old. not at all. >> jimmy: you make tee shirts in your spare time as well, right? is that one of your shirts you're wearing right now? >> i do. it's like a stress release. this one says nurse natasha on it. >> jimmy: i like it. >> thank you! another one i actually designed myself. this is my favorite shirt. can you see it good? >> jimmy: yeah, the world's real

superhero. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i like that. that's true. i like that. >> thank you. i have one more to show you. and then this one. >> jimmy: "i'm a nurse. what's your superpower?" very nice. natasha, i know a little bit about you. i know you do a lot of great stuff. i ow that not just during the virus, but all throughout the year. and i also know that -- well, i have a friend that i think is from your neighborhood, actually. say hello to kevin, natasha. kevin, say hello to natasha. >> hi kevin! >> how you doin'? how are you? >> i'm good, how you doin'? i'm sorry. >> i'm -- that's okay. i'm doing fantastic. much better now that i'm talking to you. much better. >> oh, so good to meet you. meet you both. oh, my gosh. >> this is more exciting for me than it probably is for you. i mean, i've been made aware of all the amazing things that you're doing. >> oh, my goodness. >> and i think for the city of philadelphia, the city of brotherly love to have individuals like yourself and

the team the one that you have that are doing positive things like that, you know, that's as dope as dope can be to me. so this is a big moment for me, too. >> thank you so much! >> jimmy: and natasha, to thank you for all the work you're doing, we've arranged with the nice people at beyond meat, they're giving you $10,000 to spend however you like. >> oh, my god! >> jimmy: they'll be sending beyond meat care packages and beyond breakfast sandwiches to all the nurses in your unit. and as part of their pledge to feed a million-plus frontline workers they've donated an additional million burgers to feeding america, the charity kevin selected, in both of your honors. >> thank you! >> jimmy: i know, natasha, you also do a coat drive, a winter coat drive every year, right? >> yes. actually, kevin, i work in germantown. i'm sure you know about the health clinics. we recently started a coat drive. in the winter. we do a thanksgiving drive, we collect toys and give them out. we're doing a lot for the

community. >> if you collect coats, i can send you a bunch of coats, but they're all going to be a size small, is that a problem? >> ain't no problem, we take them all! >> okay. i don't want no complaints. i don't want to hear nothing like who sent all these little jackets if i send you -- >> no. it's all good. >> jimmy: maybe that would be a fun thing. kevin will get some of your coats, i'll send you a coat, we'll get some coats and you can auction those off and raise awareness of your coat drive there for when it gets cold as well. >> absolutely. sounds like a great idea. >> jimmy: well, we got all kinds of good ideas here. well, thank you both. thank you, natasha, you are a hero for real. and we appreciate everything that you're doing so much. and kevin, we appreciate you, too, for different reasons. thank you both. >> jimmy, i appreciate you too. >> jimmy: if you have a health care hero you'd like to see on the show, post about her or him using #healthcarehero. we'll be right back. >> thank you, bye-bye!

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♪ >> jimmy: that's all the time we have. i want to thank kevin hart. thanks to nurse natasha. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. thank you for watching. enjoy your ambien nightmares. ♪ just minutes before the curfew took effect. tear gas being fired at a large group near city hall. not clear why officers deployed it. we saw people running and a heavy police presence through the street.

officers close 234 and surround and group off people after the curfew had taken effect. those bho violate it can be cited or arrested. we were talking with interim police chief and told her things had taken a turn and tear gas was being used. >> i think that i have to go get the situation update. >> we saw things being thrown by protestors. nothing like friday night. >> earlier this afternoon, thousands marched from oakland high school towards city hall. student organizers called it the george floyd march. and stressed the event was a peaceful protest of law enforcement in america. this was a giant crowd. filling broad way and marching 40 blocks downtown. >> the event drew