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tonight. >> for all of us here, we appreciate your time. right now on ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, da, ba ♪ ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, da, ba ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live >> jimmy: well, hi there, i'm jimmy kimmel. thank you for joining me in my home. on what was a much better day in america. before we get to that, this has been a dark and heavy week, but yesterday, we had the tv on in the kitchen. we were watching the protests on the news, and our five-year-old daughter jane walks in and asks "why are the people are marching?" and my wife explained, she said they're marching "because they want peace." and our son billy, who's three, hears this and says "i want peace." and we're all like "awww." that's sweet. and then, he says "is piece candy?" he wants reese's piece. you know, we did watch et last
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week. maybe that's where he got it. at long last, charges were filed today against the three policemen who stood by and did nothing as their fellow officer ended george floyd's life. that officer, derek chauvin, has been charged with second-degree murder and second degree manslaughter. the other three were charged with aiding and abetting those charges, which is good news. a long time coming. there have been protests now in all 50 states. and that's a pretty big deal. we can't even get all 50 states onboard for daylight saving time. the whole world has been watching and weighing in. even the chinese government said they hope the u.s. will take "concrete measures" to "eliminate all forms of racial discrimination." when china is giving you a lecture on human rights, that's not a good sign. meanwhile, our president is still getting his bible thumped for that embarrassing photo session at st john's church on monday. the white house today tried to explain why the orange chicken crossed the road. business suit barbie tried to spin it like this.
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>> through all of time, we've seen presidents and leaders across the world who have had leadership moments and very powerful symbols that were important for a nation to see at any given time to show a message of resilience and determination. like churchill, we saw him inspecting the bombing damage. >> jimmy: churchill, when he said we shall fight them on the streets, he wasn't talking about his own people. the only thing donald trump has in common with churchill is they wore the same size bra. while they insisted it was not a photo op, it was a photo op. he walked to the church, never went into the church, never spoke to anyone in the church, didn't examine the damage to the church. held up a bible upside down. didn't read from the bible. didn't give a speech, posed for photos and left. i don't know, that sounds like a pretty textbook definition of a photo op to me. he treated it like taking your
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kid to see santa at the mall. you get the picture? okay, let's get the hell out of here. of course trump can't admit to any mistake. he tweeted people liked my walk to this historic place of worship. who liked it? i'm not sure, people like it. you have a problem when even the 600-year old host of the 700 club is not impressed. >> he said i'm ready to send in military troops if the nation's governors don't work to quell the violence that has rocked american cities. he's spoke of them as being jerks. you just don't do that, mr. president, it just isn't cool. >> jimmy: and he knows cool,'s one of the original muppets. turns out, you know whose idea that walk to the church was? ivanka's. according to the "new york times," trump's chief of staff said it was ivanka's idea.
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and as a result, ivanka has been demoted to eric. you don't have to listen to all your kids' suggestions. if we did that at my house, the bathtub would be filled with skittles right now. trump is also trying to refute claims that protesters were attacked by police to make way for trump's walk of shame. the police say they used pepper balls and smoke bombs, not rubber bullets and tear gas to disperse the peaceful protests. right, it's gren-a-do, gren-ah-do. trump has suggested he might enact an old law from 1907 to send in troops. that didn't sit well with esper. >> the option to use active duty forces in a law enforcement role should only be used as a matter of last resort and only in the most urgent and dire of situations. we are not in one of those situations now. i do not support invoking the insurrection act. >> jimmy: and you're fired. i'm glad he spoke up. why would a draft dodger be
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allowed to be in charge of the military? it's like a vegan in charge of the barbecue. the president is also said to be fuming about reports that he was taken to an underground bunker during the protests on friday night. so he phones his foxy friend brian kilmeade. who tried very hard to give master an out on this by blaming the secret service. but dodge ald the dense didn't take the hint. >> sometimes the secret service even tells the president, i can't do this. so you're telling me, mr. president, they didn't say to you, you have to go downstairs. my responsibility is your welfare. they didn't limit you at all in the white house? >> no, they said it would be a good time to go take a look. because maybe sometime you're going to need it. >> jimmy: oh, he just went down to take a look because sometime maybe he'll need it. >> i go down two or three times, all for inspection. >> all for inspection. that's why he went down in the middle of a massive protest outside his house. he needed to inspect the place to make sure they stocked enough
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horsy sauce in the cupboard. and with all this going on, the president has been tweeting up a storm about what a gift he is to black americans. this morning he wrote, i've done more for black americans than any president in u.s. history with the possible exception of another republican president, the late great abraham lincoln, and it's not even close. lincoln ended slavery. trump thinks it's possible lincoln did more. this would actually be funny if it wasn't at all. so, democracy is gone, but basketball is coming back. espn's reporting that the nba board of governors is going to vote tomorrow on a plan that would restart the season with 22 teams. for eight regular season games. a possible play-in tournament for the eighth seed and the playoffs all taking place in orlando, florida at disney world, and the champions will be whichever team doesn't get the virus. i'm happy about that. i don't know about you, i can't
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wait to see how long james harden's beard is right now. even though we have not seen the last of covid-19, even though stores are opening and people are getting back to work, the virus is still out there. here in california, we've had, i think we had 17,000 new cases, 10,000 in l.a. county alone. as we know, the sequel is always worse than the original. but businesses are ready to go. as a service to them, we've created a psa that any company who wants to use can use, just follow the instructions and your organization from a pr standpoint should be all set. >> hello there. with all the news about covid-19, consumers are understandably concerned about public spaces. well, as ceo of insert your company's name here, i want to personally assure you that we're doing everything we can to keep you safe, because your health is our number one priority.
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our number two priority is selling your [ bleep ]. so please, come in here, buy something, rent something. or use our services or eat one of our things, because we've been vigorously training our employees to stop sneezing on [ bleep ] we sell, rent or cook. we place buckets of hand sanitizer at all our entrances. our employees disinfect our registers at every location so we can continue to safely take your money. now, isn't that good enough? i mean, seriously. just get off your asses and buy something. what are you so afraid of? you're not a 90-year-old with emphysema, you'll be fine, come on. i mean, it's just a little respiratory infection. please come back. we'll make a big [ bleep ] show of wipin' off door handles. how's that? we appreciate your business. don't be [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: you're welcome. we'll be right back with regina king. ♪
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great in every single thing that you do. but before we talk about that stuff, i know you are an l.a. native, right? you grew up here. this is your town, and obviously, you've been paying attention to everything that's been going on. how are you feeling right now. >> um, you know, i think i'm finally starting to pull myself up by my bootstraps. everything has been super heavy, like, as it is for everyone. right now. but i've finally gotten to a place where i'm clear as to what it is that i need to do to make changes, you know. i feel like the protesting that's happening is, is necessary. we wouldn't have probably these most recent charges that just came up against the other three officers would not have happened
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without the protests. but still, you know, we have officers in louisville who have not been charged for brionna taylor's murder. and there are so many other cases like that, and i'm just convinced that the only way we're going to change is to get out and vote and not just in the presidential elections, but on the local levels. and that means voting every year. so i've just kind of been inspired to start educating myself, speaking to my friends like stephanie janes of the collective. and melina abdullah of black lives matter. giving myself civics education of find out who candidates are, who can actually change policy, because, at the end evof the da i feel like the only way we can makehanges to these systemic problems is to make systematic changes. and that's change the laws and
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to change the laws we have to change the lawmakers. so that's where i am right now. >> jimmy: and to change our way of thinking, i think. just in general. is another thing that we obviously have to work on. you know, shaquille o'neill was on the show last night, and i'd asked him about his sons. he's got sons, and i asked him if he had this talk with them where he explains what it means to be a young black man when it comes to dealing with the police, when it comes to dealing with people in general. and i was wondering, you have a son, how old is your son? >> my son is 24. >> jimmy: so have you had thime homes, black homes, it's not just a conversation. it's, it's an ongoing conversation. >> jimmy: ongoing. >> yeah. it never stops. you get to a place, especially when you're, your children are
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at an age where, you know, they are looked at as adults, and the anger that they have is, you know, it just compounds. every time something like this happens and another moment that's telling them that they're not worthy. they're not valuable. their lives aren't valuable once they walk outside of the comfort of their homes. you know, the conversation shifts every time. because you have to find a to support their feeling that and make sure that you are let being them know that you hear them andirr same butou don't wanthas gog to put themselves in a situation that they may not come back home. they may note ta talk to you ag
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so it's a constant conversation, always. >> jimmy: did your son understand it right away? did he know what you were referring to when you started this conversation with him? or was it a surprise? >> i think he was, you know, our conversations really became more, they were, they got deeper once we were, when obama, when president obama was running for his first term. and the campaigning that i was doing, you know, your kids are seeing what you do, so the passion that i was having behind there, i think that's what was making his comprehension with the conversations deeper then. the and it rea rea rea think, when he learned to drive. and that's when the conversation shifts again, because you kind of have to make them very clear about what they're supposed to do when they're out there in
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that car by themselves. >> jimmy: right. >> and more than like lay are goi going to get pulled over because you're a young black man. >> jimmy: that's one of the things that makes me ignorant, because i don't think i was fully aware of this before this month. i heard this, but i did not know it was a rite of passage in an african american family, that along with using your turn signal, would you have to instruct them on how to behave with the police. it's amazing. >> yeah, i have, i have a lot of friends who are white, and our sons are the same age, and we'd be having conversations with how's it going when you're teaching your kid, how's it going with brandon and driving, how's it going with ian and driving, and one of my closest girl friends, patty and her son brandon and ian have been best friends since they were 5 years old. and, you know, she would, got
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really emotional when my conversations with ian and the driving experience, when i was telling her about it, and it just never even dawned on her. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and the reality that she doesn't have to have that same conversation. it, you know, brought a lot of stuff up for her. so, you know, it's, it's good that you know. >> jimmy: i'm glad that i know now. we're talking to regina king. we'll be right back. ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by ruffles. to join ruffles and anthony davis in raising money for feeding america, go to feeding america.org. ♪ family, well bless your heart ♪ ♪ family, all in this together ♪ ♪ family, we're taking a chance ♪ ♪ family, like birds of a feather ♪ ♪ family, kick off your shoes and dance ♪ ♪ family, like birds of a feather ♪
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>> jimmy: we are back with regina king, and regina, i don't know, i love this show "watch men." it's on hbo, dvd and blu-ray if you estimate have ostill have o things right now. and your character, sister knight, not only are their themes that apply more than they did a year ago when the show came out, but also your mask mak become something of a phenomenon, now with covid-19. >> my girlfriend sent me that picture that you have up and said who knew that your costume was going to be our grocery store attire. >> jimmy: it's crazy. >> it is crazy. >> jimmy: do people ever spot you with the mask on and make that connection?
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>> that is the funny thing right there. i think because of watch men coming out and being out not too long ago, people are looking for my eyes. so i feel like i'm recognized even more now in the store with the mask on. >> jimmy: you're the only person in hollywood who's now more recognizable as a result of the virus. well, it's really great to talk to you. i love the show. if you're looking for something to watch whenever people ask me what should i watch, watch "watchmen." it's a great show. and every night i've asked my guest to pick a charity. regina, you picked black bliefrbliefrlives matter, great charity to give to, i don't think we need to say much more about that than now is the time. go to the web address on your screen. regina king, thank you, regina. great to talk to you, we'll be right back to play video games with anthony davis. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you
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>> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" from my house. you know, the nba may be on hiatus, but anthony davis asked me to be part of his team, nba ruffles challenge. they will each donate $125,000 to feeding america. >> and for every shot we make behind the ruffles red line, ruffles will be donating another $4,000 to feeding america. so let's make some four pointers, guys. >> jimmy: let's beat these guys. >> here we go. >> guillermo: i'm open. >> i would pass you the ball, but you're out-of-bounds. >> guillermo: i was playing defense. >> jimmy: this is just like when i really play basketball.
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>> guillermo loves going out-of-bounds. >> woo! >>. >> guillermo: we won. >> jimmy: i assume i'll be named the mvp. >> guillermo: no, i think i was mvp. >> jimmy: guillermo, you were m.o.b. most out-of-bounds. shall we play another one? >> we got new uniforms. >> dunk on ronnie. >> guillermo: oh, my gosh. now, jimmy. >> ooh. >> guillermo: come often, amigos. we got this. >> guillermo! tired. >> jimmy: this is it, yes! there's a new dream team. >> guillermo: we're the four amigos. >> jimmy: i think we should take a shower together. >> dicky: join ruffles and anthony davis in raising money for charity. go to feeding america.org.
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>> jimmy: that's all the time we have, want to thank regina king. "nightline" is next. if you need my, i'll be right here playing. this is "nightline." >> tonight, charging ahead. after days and nights of protests -- >> all four officers have been charged! >> we got all four! >> we got all four! >> more officers facing justice in the death of george floyd, plus tipping point. >> it took cities burning for you to arrest four people! >> sparking new conversation in this painful chapter in marijuahistor j f these officers to be held to the same standards that we have been held to. >> now

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