have a good night. ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculous. >> jimmy: hello. welcome to the show. i'm jimmy. tonight, i'd like to talk to you about an exciting opportunity to sell skin care products from home. you know, the experience of hosting a tv show from home has been strange and isolating. but i have learned a lot more about my co-workers than i expected. this is a text from our supervising producer, gary greenberg who was hesitan to order sushi and asked at least five people if we thought it was safe to do it. after everyone told him he was

crazy and that, of course it was safe, he sent this. based on your recommendation, we ordered sushi from sugarfish. but in between ordering and delivery, we got nervous. and decided to microwave it. microwave sushi is kind of disgusting. yeah, kind of. who could have ever guessed raw fish in the microwave wouldn't be good? in las vegas, some hotels and casinos are open for business. with precautions in place. for instance this gentleman came ready for video poker -- with a mask -- glove -- cigarettes -- he's smoking under the mask. no one has ever cared more and less about his health at the same time. they should put this in one of those "do your vegas" commercials. pump up the glamour. the president is excited that things are opening up. buoyed by what he claims is "big demand" trump could be back on the rally trail as early as next week. to bask in the glow of his fans

coronavirus be damned. if he's gonna do this, he should be required to shake everyone's hand. everyone who shows up, he should have to rub his sweaty little nubs on every maga hatter who wants to meet him. all he wants is the roar of the crowd. maybe instead of running for a second term we should book him a yearlong run at madison square garden like billy joel. the president is said to be so upset about recent polls that show him losing bigly to joe biden he hired a consulting firm to challenge the results of those polls. and that's a bad sign. if you think he won't contest the election if he loses? he won't even accept a meaningless poll! they are going to have to drag him out of the white house by his heels. one poll has joe biden up by 14 points. so sugar daddy vlady has his work cut out for him. and it makes sense that he doesn't get it. he's just like a lot of soft-brained 73 year old men who watch nothing but fox news.

this is the nonsense the president of the united states is watching on tv before he gets tuckered into bed every night. >> this is a good country. better than any other. of course we are flawed, but we are trying, unlike most places. and we have nothing to be ashamed of, none of us. immigrants know that best of all. that's why they come here, a million new americans every year. they are not coming because america is a racist country. they're coming because it's not. >> jimmy: right. but didn't you want to build a wall to keep those immigrants out, oh, never mind. he's right, america is fine. we have no problems at all. those people marching in the streets? they're just getting exercise! meanwhile that's not even the craziest thing going. have you seen the video of the old man in buffalo, the protestor, getting assaulted by police? i don't even want to hoe tshow video, because it's upsetting. if you want to see it, look it up. an old guy, who is out protesting, gets shoved by two cops, falls to the ground, and blood starts gushing out his ear. or does it?

the national spokeswoman for the republican national committee elizabeth harrington, posted a completely nutty conspiracy theory that claimed the old man, martin gugino, was using "prop blood attached to an elaborate device." i guess he used magnets to get the police to shove him too. and our president -- who is never one to pass on a crackpot story like this wrote, "buffalo protester shoved by police could be an antifa provocateur. 75 year old martin gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @oann i watched, he fell harder than was pushed. was aiming scanner. could be a set up?" or could be complete nonsense. just to recap the theory here is that a 75-year-old man was using his cellphone to scan police communication equipment in order to black it out! i feel like anyone who has tried to zoom with their grandparents knows there's no way that's true. but our president.

well, it takes a special kind of monster to see a peaceful 75-year-old man shoved to the ground by police so hard he bleeds from the ears and take the side of the concrete. but he does, our unfounding father. but he tells it like it is, right? this is exciting news for the pals of potus. this was a text from the trump campaign, said president trump set aside a limited edition trump coloring book just for you, friend!" 900 just sold in 5 minutes! don't wait. claim yours now!" and if you go to the link, it takes you to trump's online store -- and there it is the "official trump coloring book" it's available on his website for $20. or, if you donate $25 free for five dollars more you get, the same thing why a coloring book? i feel like the people who would be willing to pay $20 for his campaign probably ate all their crayons already. so anyway we claimed ours. and it took a few weeks to get here but here it is now.

this is all real. the official trump coloring book. featuring our super president. doing super stuff. truth is his kryptonite. here he is smiling. in front of the flag here -- he's got the usa in his strong, giant hand. in this one, he is screaming waddaya mean there's no mozzarella sticks? this is him building the wall as if he's ever done even an hour of manual labor in his life. and again -- regular joe, in a hard hat. and we get to color in his tender side too. there he is cradling a weird, alien baby. that had to be drawn by a different person, right? and this is good too. supertrump with conan the dog. join president trump on his fight against animal cruelty! did his sons shoot a dolphin in the face? and finally -- wearing a cape.

this is good. enjoy this relaxing pasttime as you spark your creativity and let your imagination run free. each image of our nation's 45th president is single sided, allowing you to remove and proudly display your art piece around your home or workplace." could you imagine coloring this in and hanging it? at that point, you just hang yourself. oh i forgot one thing. they even included a page for mike pence. who unfortunately, was too white to be outlined so there you go -- grab a box of orange crayons and have at it. these are dark times for sure. there seems to be an unfillable divide in this country which is sad. and whenever i am down i look to the most positive person, not just in my life maybe the most positive person in human history. my cousin micki -- the other day our cousin melissa told micki that, because of the lockdown her son archie's school gave the students a choice they could do pass, fail or a letter

grade. and micki, without missing a beat, asked "well who would choose fail?" it's called positive thinking and with that said here's cousin micki with your daily inspiration. >> okay, if you're feeling down, it's okay, can you being goofy, you can run around like hey, mi hey, micki, you got, this you can do this, or to your own name, cheer for yourself and just know that everything's going to be okay. note ♪ >> jimmy: thank you micki. we'll be right back with josh gad. ♪ >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by bank of america.

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when did we get a cat? it's a cheetos thing. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to jimmy kimmel live from my house. tomorrow night we'll be joined by pete davidson and we'll honor our healthcare hero of the week. my guest tonight is a renaissance man and a snowman. he has an animated musical show called "central park" on apple tv plus and a new adventure movie "artemis fowl" premiering friday on disney plus. please welcome josh gad. hi, josh, how are you? >> i feel like i i i i i i walk in? >> jimmy: yes, make an entrance, and we will applaud. >> hey! ♪ >> jimmy: it's great to see you, you played a big role in our home during this quarantine period. between watching "frozen" and

"frozen 2", a lot, and my daughter watched >> it's a fun movie. i'm madly in love with everything kenneth brandon does, so i always say yes to whatever it is. and i think he hit it out of the mark. so glad you guys enjoyed it. >> jimmy: came up great. you've been really working hard to keep us entertained during this lockdown, with these special pieces you have been putting together. what a fun idea. is this an idea you had before the quarantine? or is this something that came to you during it? >> i had, i sort of had an inkling of an idea that it would be really fun to reunite some of like my favorite casts and creative teams from some of my favorite movies, but as you know, it always comes down like scheduling. actually, true story.

i was very inspired by the time you brought michael j. fox and christopher lloyd on your show to do the "back to the future" sketch. and so i tried to raise money for covid-related charities and it started with "goonies", and it ended up being a tremendous success. >> jimmy: i feel like you could have done that by yourself. >> either way, i was going to do it, or get josh brolin. >> jimmy: who was the first fwo goony to join? >> chunk, jeff, who is an entertainment lawyer. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, he's a great entertainment lawyer. and sean astin. >> jimmy: steven spielberg, i

remember a story about your grand pa doing something with steven spielberg, what am i remembering? >> yeah, my grandfather, joseph gre greenblatt, god bless his soul. he felt like steven owed him one on behalf of his, at the time 15-year-old grandson, so he writes steven a letter, which he starts off "dear stevie", and it's basically, the sum of it is, i did a video for you, now put my son in like jurassic park two. it was like something to the equivalent of just make my son a tar star in one of your films now. >> jimmy: it didn't work, i guess. >> it didn't work. i still have not been in a steven spielberg film even

though my grandfather called him "stevie." i can't imagine why i haven't been a part of his lexicon of films. >> jimmy: what are you doing next, ""ghostbusters""? is that what i heard? >> yeah, don't tell anyone, but ghost busters is my next. >> jimmy: you have to have bill murray, obviously, we were able to track bill down. >> man, i wasn't going to reveal this until everybody saw it, but damn i love you so much. bill murray did come and join the cast for the ghoster reunion and it's insane. >> jimmy: were you able to get rick moranis? >> i tried to get rick, but rick is very much, you know, living the life of seclusion right now, and couldn't do it.

what i was able to get rick to do, though, was to come out of retirement to do a sequel to "honey, i shrunk the kids", which i am so excited about. >> jimmy: so you're doing that with rick, nice. >> i and doing it with rick. i play his son. because clearly. and, you know, it's so amazing, because you dream about working with some of these idols and now i get to play opposite one of them. >> jimmy: it is crazy to be in the middle of that. there are movies you watch on vhs for a thousand times and suddenly you are eating dinner with these guys or asking them to do something and they say no. >> jimmy: anyway, so josh, we decided, we made a deal. and the deal would be, we would send each other outfits from amazon. we'd go on amazon and pick something out for the other, and neither of us got to choose, neither of us have even seen, i assume you haven't seen what's

in your box. my wife has been hiding mine. >> my wife opened the box and said "oh, geez", that's all i know about this. >> jimmy: my wife said "you can't wear this." so i'm just go being ing to sho little part of the box here. let's keep yours a secret. i'll just show you part of mine. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: anyway, when we come back, we're going to dress up in each other's clothes, so we'll be right back with josh good. all right, i'm going to have to do some tucking. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the makers of dixie plates and cups. deliver packages for amazon. i drive my van five days a week. i'm the only one touching the van, but i'm still gonna take the time to wipe everything down. i recently took a break cause my girlfriend and i just had a baby. in the middle

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>> jimmy: welcome back to jimmy kimmel live from my house. before the break, i mentioned that our guest tonight, josh gad, and i agreed to each send each other outfits via amazon to wear on the show tonight. this is what josh sent to me to wear. josh, let's see what i sent you. what have you got on? >> you son of a bi t-- i've had nightmares of me on the corner of hollywood and vine wearing this outfit. >> jimmy: you look like you're going an underpants commercial. i have to cover this, everything shows. oh, i want, i should show. i have flashing -- i feel hike

joe exotic's next husband. wow. well, ile fe feel like you won. you should wear that to the oscars this year. >> by the way, we should both go to the oscars tressdressed like. >> jimmy: i think i would get arrested in this. i am going to wear the shoes again, for sure. >> has your wife or children seen you in this? >> jimmy: my wife just saw it and gasped. and not in a good way, either. i do want to mention your show, "central park", on apple tv plus. i know this is a very well-reviewed and hugely-popular show you got going there. tell us about it there while dress as a strawberry. >> i'm so proud of this show,

gemm jimmy. it's one of those incredibly joyful shows that has brought people a sense of light in some of the darkness we find ourselves in right now. and it's a big musical. titus burgess, stanley tucci, kristen bell, so it's great. and really would love everyone to watch it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: take it from a strawberry. also, josh has chosen a charity, and that charity is the aclu, which is the american civil liberties union. everybody knows what they do, i think, i assume. >> no, i absolutely thank you for making aclu your charity this evening. i got to know a lot of those guys personally, when we were making the film "marshall". and they're doing incredible work for social justice reform. i feel absolutely

pitching this dressed as a strawberry. >> jimmy: go to aclu.org to make a donation. thank you very much. thanks for the clothes. i appreciate them. this is really going to spice up our love life in the house. and when i say "our", i mean you and me. we'll be right back. it is completely transparent down below. i was going to wear it without --

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>> jimmy: welcome back to jimmy kimmel live from my house. over the last three tumultuous months, workers in the hospitality industry have been hit particularly hard so our friends at diageo started the "tips from home" initiative. i know i'm wearing

ridiculous. as part of that we've been inviting bartenders to teach us to make drinks at home while our hatches are battened down. and it's time now for tonight's cocktail de la casa featuring buchanan's 12 year old deluxe. >> hey, everybody. it's natasha from brooklyn. first thing you're going to need, one ounce and a half of deluxe, three ounces of coconut ice cream. half an ounce of lime juice, half a teaspoon of macha powder. add ice and blend till smooth. add to your glass and garnish with mint and a bre. and there you have it. try with an enchilada. cheers, jimmy. >> jimmy: cheers. thank you natasha. to learn more about how to help your favorite bartenders. go to givz dot com slash tips from home. that is all the time we have. i'd like to thank the giant strawberry josh gad and apologize to the rotten apple matt damon.

pete davidson will be with us tomorrow. nightline is next. sleep tight. or don't. you know what? sleep as loose as you want. you've earned it. good evening. thank you for joining us from houston, texas, where jogeorge floyd right now was laid to rest earlier today. the pain was palpable, and so, too, the commitment to change. after weeks of unrest, a moment for us to witness a family mourning. >> i thank god for giving me my own personal superman. god bless you all. >> 15 days after the world first learned his name, witnessed his last breaths in police custody. i know we're all men here, but raise your hand if you shed a tear after you saw that video. and ignited nationwide protests of tonight, the state of race in

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