there is nothing fun in this house including the owner. you know, we don't have a vaccine yet. there's some big news from the world of breakfast, ihop has announced a new cereal, called panflakes, they are little pancakettes you can pour in a bowl. if the virus won't kill you, we will. so finally, we can have panel cakes for breakfast. who says america isn't leading the way in the world anymore. i have a feeling they'll be very popular. in washington, d.c. panflakes became the first cereal to be awarded a presidential medal. a /* dr. rick bright, harshly criticized the white house response to covid-19. he was recently removed from his

post as head of the biomedical authority, and replaced with the guy who makes trump's omelets at mar-a-lago. this was a scary hearing today. he warned us the window is closing to address the pandemic. unless that window is a drive through window at kfc there's no way trump's going to bother. bright said if we don't get our act together the united states could be headed for the darkest winter in modern history. the good news is he's saying we might make it to winter. the doctor was watching and stopped on the lawn to talk about him. >> i don't know him. i never met him. i don't want to meet him. and he looks like an angry, disgruntled employee. who frankly, according to some people, didn't do a very good job. >> jimmy: that's right. i don't know him, never met him, but he sucks. at this point, does he have any not disgruntled employees?

bright pushed back on the president when he was pushing this hydroxychloroquine as a miracle drug. it has been proven it is not a miracle drug but it seems someone forgot to tell president trump. >> we've had tremendous response to the hydroxy, great response along with the z pack. a lot of people have sworn by it. and we'll see. >> jimmy: we'll see. that's the strategy. try some hydro, a little zinc. a sprig of dried sage up your nose. you might be good to go. we'll see. donnie boo boo had quite a trumper tantrum, with a retweet of his own tweet that says

"obamagate". has the word "gate" at the end, so it must be bad. we learned that they are funning the virus numbers to get them lower. he wants the cdc to stop counting deaths of people presumed to have the virus but didn't have official lab results as well as victims who did have the virus. but may have also had something else. the patient had covid but gum disease. let's say he died of that, or let's throw him in the ocean and blame it on sharks. the disease gets scarier by the day, having much more impact on children now. not just attacking the lungs but all manner of organs and researchers at the university of pennsylvania found when you speak loudly, droplets of the virus can hang around in the air for at least eight minutes, which eight minutes is a long, that's seven more minutes than sex. that is just great. the world is already a combination of bird box and

contagion. why not throw a quiet place in too. a lot of people don't believe it or don't care. in wisconsin, the state supreme court overturned the governor's stay-at-home order. guess what happened immediately? >> bars in wisconsin were packed wednesday night, videos from this bar in west alice, showed patrons huddled together not wearing masks. >> jimmy: terrific, a new season of the walking dead. the president called that decision to reopen wisconsin a big win and headed to allentown, pennsylvania, one of the factories he learned about in a billy joel song, he went to a factory where they manufacture masks, and did the president wear a mask to the factory where they manufacture masks? of course not. everyone else did. he did not. but there's a good reason why he won't wear a mask. wearing a mask is an act of respect, and consideration for others.

the medical gloves were off, to. while he was speaking at the factory, he inadvertently called h1n1. n 1 h 1 and somehow quickly flipped that to pretend he was making fun of joe biden. >> most of the masks were distributed during the n1h 1. who says that? sleepy joe biden. remember? >> jimmy: good one. remember when trump thought belgium was a city? there has been so much stupidity on parade, but this might be the most confusing trend of all. people are actually getting coronavirus-themed tattoos. to remember it, i guess. this is a classy piece of art

depicting two skeletons clinching bottles of corona beer. this one is of toilet paper and says covid-19. lot of them involve toilet paper. here's another one, i survived 2020. might be a bit presumptuous, being that it is only may, but i like positive thinking. this is a roll of toilet paper, running away from the virus. and let me tell you something. if that ain't a pixar movie in the making, i don't know what is. god please help us. tonight we're going to salute our health care worker of the week and we've got a surprise mystery guest for that person. and when we come back, we'll be right back with stephen curry, so stick around. ♪ >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by old navy. for worse or for better ♪ (yeah)

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" from my house. later on, we will meet our healthcare hero of the week and we have a surprise for her. next week on the show sarah paulson, janelle monae, patton oswalt and kevin hart. so we hope you will join us, too. my guest tonight is a three-time nba champion, two-time mvp and now, mini golf legend. his miniature golf show "holey moley 2: the sequel" premieres one week from tonight here on abc. from the golden state warriors, please welcome stephen curry. hello, steph, how you doin'? >> what's up, jimmy? how you doin'? >> jimmy: i'm doin' all right. looks like things are neat in your house, things are not as neat in my house.

>> i just picked the right spot. i'm totally frontin' right now. everything on this side of the camera is a total mess. >> jimmy: that makes sense. i can't believe you quit basketball to play miniature golf. it's something i never imagined. when jordan quit to play baseball, that was big, but this is extra ridiculous. >> i was inspired by the documentary for sure to find my true calling in life, and i think i found it. >> jimmy: have you been watching the documentary? >> i have. really cool perspective to hear him talk about his career in his own words. everybody can create narratives and to have images, but to hear from his own words and set the tone for what that '91 to '98 type of run was, it's just crazy to watch and hear and see, i'm lovin' it. >> jimmy: did you have the foresight to do that, to do that yourself, to have cameras around documenting the behind the scenes?

>> yes and no. so i got plenty of footage on my phone that would, i guess in today's age could be actually the most entertaining content, but the no part, our team, when we were going through these five finals runs the last five years, our last year, we turned down an opportunity, i believe, to have cameras follow our last season. i think that was the right decision. but there is, there's plenty of good content to hopefully maybe 20 years down the line, let's revisit what we've been through. >> jimmy: when do you think you'll go back? do you have any more idea than anyone else? do you have a sense? or are you still going with the flow here? >> it's a little bit with the flow, but i think the conversation around from the players association and nba and the league offices, everybody's trying to get the game back as soon as possible. but you obviously have to be safe. you have to protect the players, the fans, our families, coaching

staffs, the entire organization. so a lot of things at play. we're learning by the week as things change and develop, but i would assume basketball will be back in some way, shape or form this summer. >> jimmy: so let's say it does, and they say okay, we don't want to have 15,000 people in an arena, we just want to have the players, the guys on the court. i was wondering about, when you talk to each other, will we be able to hear that? will we be able to hear the trash talk? it seems like it could potentially be better without the fans there. >> it would be raw. like, i think, yeah, everybody has like those mics on their jersey sometimes, and they'll play like the inside tracks or whatever, but this would take it to a whole another level to just pure insanity of what we say on the court, what, you know, that trash talk that happens, even myself taking part in it. but i think everybody, from whether you're on the court, on the bench, all the nonsense, like that might be something that's really appealing from a

fan perspective to get up close and personal with what we do on the court. >> jimmy: who on your team would get bleeped the most? >> that's not even a question, me. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> no. i mean, obviously, everybody knows draymond loves to talk. he's an expert trash talker. he's on another level of his material is phenomenal. >> jimmy: he could have a netflix special while he's playing basketball, that would be something. >> that's how you get the bang for your buck, open up opportunities from the game for sure. >> jimmy: what is the court situation like at your house? do you have a big professional caliber basketball court? >> no, i have some pavers in my driveway and a makeshift basket that i assembled myself, right when the quarantine happened, which is kind of crazy. probably most people assume that -- >> jimmy: what? >> players have a court or hoop or something.

i didn't. but now i do. so i can get shots up, let's put it that way. i can get shots up. >> jimmy: where did you get it? it came in a box to your house and then you built it? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: wow, you're a real craftsman. this show, holy moly, the second season of the show. you love, this you get a real kick out of miniature golf. >> i do. i've obviously played it myself, but this takes it to a whole another level in terms of the comedy, insanity. we are rob riggle, joe tessatore. we have a lot of entertainment value, and it's something for the entire family. everybody's either heard about it or played mini golf themselves, but to see it in this type of format is pretty amazing, and i think we bring the entertainment value every episode. i'm the animated character this year, the resident golf pro, so i absolutely love it.

>> jimmy: you posted a video of yourself making a trick shot here. let's take a look at this video here now. here we go. this is in your house. and how many times, how many times did it take before you made that? >> that was, i think, the fourth attempt. but, as you know, with all these shows and these type of content situation, i did it in the fourth attempt. i try to redo it and it took me like a hundred. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> i have a big spectrum on attempts on that. >> jimmy: you want to see if you can do it live? with all the pressure on. that's when you're at your best. >> that is when i'm at my best.b i'm dressed in my golf clothes. >> jimmy: let's do it. how far away are you from your setup? >> i'm like ten feet away. not too far, i can actually take

you. >> jimmy: beautiful, all right. >> to the set up. know what i'm saying? so i'm over here by my front door, as you can see. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> so i have a little setup here. can you see me? >> jimmy: i can see. everything's great. >> here's my cup right hire. let's see if i can do it. >> jimmy: into the cup. >> a little right. here we go. >> jimmy: all right. >> now i'm dialing it in. get my tiger on. ooh, that was it. >> jimmy: i'm so excited. i haven't seen sports in so long, i'm just enjoying watching this. >> can vegas bet on this? >> jimmy: there's no one left. it's empty. >> here we go. i'm blaming it on the pink ball. >> jimmy: what is that, a ping-pong ball?

or what have you got there? >> it's an actual indoor -- i don't know what you call it. oh! it's in there! that's it. yes! >> jimmy: i got my fix. well done. stephen curry. >> as you can see. >> jimmy: you did it. every night i've been making a donation to charity. stephen has selected eat, learn, play, this is a foundation you and your wife ayesha started. go to eatlearnplay.org to learn more. and watch "holy moly ". when we come back, our health care hero of the week. when we come back, our health care hero of the week. >> yes! makes subaru, subaru. and right now, love is more important than ever. in response to covid-19, subaru and our retailers are donating fifty million meals

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>> jimmy: our health care hero this week is a nurse from new milford, connecticut. say hello to samantha brown. hello samantha brown. >> hey, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you for joining us. tell us what kind of nursing you do and where you work. >> i work maple view. at new town. it's an assistant living, and i'm a wellness nurse there. >> jimmy: is it like having a bunch of grandparents? >> yeah. we're a big family. >> jimmy: what keeps you going through something like this? >> what really keeps us going is we're a great team, all my co-workers, superiors. we're in it together. we always have each other's

backs, and we really love these residents, and these residents are our families, and we just do it because it's just something that we do. >> jimmy: are they cut off from their families at this time? >> so they are cut off from visitors, yes. we do have these ipads, it's almost like a robot where we really try to do face time calls with them and as much activity through that ipad as possible so they can see their family members, but otherwise they're isolated. >> jimmy: you have, what, two young kids at home? >> i have two little kids, yeah, 5 and 2. >> jimmy: 5 and 2, very good. and i'm sure that's added stress. now we found you, the way you came to us was through adobe's #honorheroes proam. which highlights artwork.

and who made this portrait of you >> so my sister it. i sent her a snapchat, and she posted that and it was really cool. >> jimmy: well, we poked around in your profile and we learned some things about you, and i want to introduce you to someone right now. say hello to my dear friend, adam levine, who i understand you enjoy. adam, this is samantha. >> hi, samantha, how are you doing? >> hi, how are you? >> i'm really, really good. you're amazing, we love you. >> jimmy: he's living in a garage. >> yes, i've been demoted to the garage. >> oh, no! >> jimmy: samantha, are there any fantasies that you'd like to share with adam, anything now that you have this intimate chat situation? >> hit me. >> no, oh, my gosh. i just, i miss you on "the voice." i miss -- >> thank you very much. >> watching you and blake shelton. >> you know, i miss him, too. as much as i really don't like

to admit it. i miss him very much. >> jimmy: i'm sure samantha's a little flustered right now, but she loves you. >> i love you, too. >> jimmy: thank you for saying you love me, but you should say something nice to samantha, too. >> oh, i got it, samantha, i love you as well. i love you both the same. >> jimmy: well, that is very kind. so listen, adam and i have something special for you, okay? the folks at adobe have arranged to give you $10,000 to spend however you like and adobe's going to be giving gift cards for food delivery to each of the nurses in your department to thank them and to honor them, too. but none of it beats adam levine, i will say that. >> and jimmy, it was mostly me. >> jimmy: it was mostly adam. well, anyway, thank you so much, samantha for taking care of our elders, and thank you, adam for doing this.

samantha brown and adam levine. >> wow. thank you. >> jimmy: we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ add some resistance. sara, your movie plus trial is about to expire. do you want to continue or cancel? ♪ capital one knows life doesn't update you about your credit card. so meet eno...the capital one assistant that looks out for charges that might surprise you and helps you fix them. another way capital one is watching out for your money when you're not. what's in your wallet?

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and their covid relief efforts all over the city. register now at aidswalk.net >> jimmy: that is all the time we have. i'd like to thank stephen curry, adam levine, samantha, and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. nightline is next. thanks for making this isolation feel like an "us"olation. we hear from the youth organizers in san jose, why they say they're not letting this movement lose momentum. a forensic investigation under way into this mountain lion, to find out if he killed three marsupials at the san

francisco zoo. a full look at the weekend forecast coming up. now from abc 7, live breaking news. and that breaking news is in san francisco, as we've seen across the country, several statues have been torn down by protesters tonight. can you see this monument being pulled to the ground. >> he established the california missions and is accused of atrocities against native-americans. francis scott key's statue was torn down. and ulysses s. grant was brought to the ground. yesterday city officials removed a statue of christopher columbus from coit tower. there was a movement to tear it down and throw it into the bay. we will have m