>> we appreciate your time, right now on jimmy kimmel, p ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live >> this is ridiculous. >> jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. i'm still at home. you know, i was gonna take the car out of the driveway to cruise around a little this afternoon, but turns out i forgot how to drive. we are coming up on, i believe this weekend will mark three months of quarantine. we've been locked down so long even our apps have started to adapt. apple was just awarded a patent for software that will allow humans to take what they call a "synthetic group selfie" where you don't have to be in the same room. the way it works is, you invite friends to be in your selfie from wherever they are. then the software will remove all the backgrounds and put everyone together. basically, apple just got a

patent for photoshop. but it's interesting. this is the schematic from the patent. is that not the bleakest thing you've ever seen? i have another idea, how about we just try to go three months without taking selfies altogether? according to a new poll, 27% of americans somewhat or strongly agree that donald trump is a man of faith. which is not a lot of people, but still too many. trump's faith is like bigfoot, only a handful of nuts believe it exists. and the only evidence is this photo of a lumbering ape-like creature holding a bible upside-down. so last night i mentioned that trump tweeted another whackadoodle conspiracy theory, claiming that 75-year-old protester who was shoved to the ground by police in buffalo could be some kind of evil antifa operative, jamming police scanners with his phone. of course, there was no evidence whatsoever to support this claim.

but does the president regret tweeting it? according to official trump spokesmodel, kasey maga-loony, no, he does not. >> does the president regret tweeting out a baseless conspiracy theory about a 75-year-old protester on the morning of george floyd's funeral? >> the president was asking questions about an interaction in a video clip he saw and the president has the right to ask those questions. >> shouldn't the president have facts before he tweets anything out, he's the president of the united states. >> the president did have facts before he tweeted it out that undergirded his question. >> it's a baseless conspiracy theory. do you acknowledge that? >> no, i won't acknowledge that. >> jimmy: i won't acknowledge anything because if i do, i would have to acknowledge what i have become. i think she might be gunning for the ivanka spot. and by the way, undergirding is what keeps the president's breasts perky and up. this is a fun one. the president's third-favorite son, donald junior, took a hunting trip to mongolia last summer on a journey to shoot a rare breed of sheep.

a mongolian sheep. and this reportedly cost taxpayers more than $76,000 for djtj's optional secret service detail. he doesn't have to bring them, he chose to. at a total cost to me and you of $76,859.36. there he is, dingus khan. junior kills sheep because he's embarrassed he never learned how to count them. meanwhile, the republican national convention is getting a change of venue. they were supposed to hold it in north carolina, but north carolina said no because of concerns about large gatherings and the coronavirus. so the gop is moving the convention to another state. and see if you can guess which one. which state is willing to put lives at risk so the president can give a speech in front of a big crowd? i'll put 30 seconds on the clock. [ dinging ]

oh, you know it already. that's right, florida. jacksonville, florida, is the likely location for the rnc. that makes sense. if the trump administration was a state, it would be florida. the president reportedly said he isn't worried about an outbreak because the virus primarily affects people who are old or have underlying conditions. that doesn't sound like the population of florida to me. and you know they won't wear masks. masks will be a rarity at the convention. so we came up with what i believe might be a maga-nificent idea. i'm planning to sell these outside the convention. this is the first official maga bleach helmet. okay? you just sip on the clorox, now fans of donald trump can be white on the inside too. so trump is planning to have a rally next friday in tulsa. it's pretty insane that our president refuses to listen to his own health experts and won't even wear a mask. just to give you some perspective, here are some people who are smart enough to

wear masks to keep their face covered. stone cold steve austin wears an alabama mask. in fact, someone challenged him. and you know what stone cold said? he said "shut up, dude." stone cold. you know who else knows better than our president? brody jenner. that's right, brody jenner. a man who wears a hat that says "da crack" knows to wear a mask. guess who else is smarter than donald trump. floyd mayweather jr. a gentleman who bought an $18 million watch has more common sense than our commander in chief. and last but not least, you know who wears a mask? o.j. o.j. simpson, the guy who left his gloves behind knows to wear a mask. speaking of o.j., this is interesting, in the wake of the movement to defund the police, you know what show got cancelled? "cops." after 33 seasons, paramount has decided to pull the plug on "cops."

it has been around since 1989, as long as "the simpsons." my bleach is sagging. this seems like an analogy for the administration here. okay, i'm going to take this off. in hindsight, "cops" was a weird show. it was people being arrested to the tune of a boppin' reggae song. and the lyrics to that song, "whatcha gonna do when they come for you?" that alone should have tipped us off that we have a problem. but "cops" is gone, but paramount has a new show about civil servants set to take its place. >> viewer discretion is advised. [ sirens ] ♪ bad boys what you want, what you gonna do ♪ ♪ when they come for you ♪ bad boys, bad boys ♪ what you gonna do when they come for you ♪ ♪ bad boys, bad boys ♪ what you gonna do when they come for you ♪

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel: live from my house." tomorrow night, keke palmer will be with us and music from the clark sisters. you know my next guest tonight from "saturday night live." his standup special on netflix,

and now he is a bona fide movie star. "the king of staten island," directed by judd apatow premieres friday on vod. from his underground home, please say hello to pete davidson. hey, pete, how you doing? >> hey, man, thanks for having me. >> jimmy: thanks for being here. congratulations on the movie. what a beautiful movie this is. and it's funny, and like, you're a real actor, no kidding around. >> ah, thanks, man. that means a lot. i appreciate that. thank you. >> jimmy: are you in staten island right now, overseeing your kingdom? >> yeah, i'm in staten island, in my mom's basement, crushing it. >> jimmy: i know you say that you live in your mom's basement, but you quite literally live in the basement of -- i assume you own the home together? >> it's a joint effort. we got a house together, so, yeah. >> jimmy: i bet it's a joint effort indeed down there. your family's in the movie. your grandfather is in the movie. your real grandpa, right? >> yeah, we got him in there,

and he, he pretty much came to set every day, and one day judd was like, let's put him in as your real grandpa, and he told me he could tell how well i was doing because there were pork chops on set. >> jimmy: that does seem to be when relatives will visit a tv show or movie set, the thing that impresses them the most is that there's free food. because no one, even at restaurants you don't get free food. it's the only workplace where you get that. >> he most certainly appreciated it. he was thrilled. >> jimmy: did he get paid to be in the movie? >> he did finally get paid. see, he doesn't, my grandpa doesn't realize that it takes three months to get paid doing anything in this business. so after -- after the movie wrapped, he called me every week and was like, i know that i'm your grandfather, but a job is a job. and he didn't leave me alone

until he got paid, but he did. he got paid. >> jimmy: your mom has a cameo in the movie, too, as an extra, right? she's kind of in the background? >> yeah, she's an extra nurse, and you could see her in the film, because when she comes in, she just looks right down the barrel of the camera. >> jimmy: and that's how you're supposed to do it, they say, in the acting school. >> yeah, you just stare at the camera. judd yells "action," and you look to see your scene. >> jimmy: your movie mom is marissa tomei, which is pretty great, especially being from staten island. was your mom happy that she was playing a version of her? >> my mom was thrilled, i'm hot, i'm finally hot. she was really thrilled. >> jimmy: i think this makes you spider-man's first cousin if you do the movie math now. >> yeah, they have to put me in it now, because i'm her first cousin.

>> jimmy: you really are in your mom's basement. is your mom upstairs cooking? what's going on there? >> she's upstairs hanging out. would you like to say hi? >> jimmy: yeah, i actually would like to say hi. >> mom! mom, it's your big moment. >> i'm coming. >> jimmy: oh, great. all right. >> here she comes. >> jimmy: your mother will not be played by marissa tomei. this is your real mom. >> this is your ear bud. >> jimmy: hi, how are you? how are you doing? >> hi. i'm good, how are you? >> jimmy: good, congratulations on your new movie career. we heard you did exactly the right thing and looked directly at the camera. >> i did exactly what i wasn't supposed to do. >> jimmy: you must be very proud of pete, in all seriousness. i mean, have you seen the movie? have you had a chance to see the whole thing? >> i saw the movie when they had

a screener in the city for, like, family, and i think i cried most of the time. >> jimmy: yeah, i cried watching it. >> and i want to see it again. did you? oh, my god. >> jimmy: yes. are you disappointed that you didn't have a big premiere because of the virus? a red carpet and all of that stuff? was that something you were looking forward to? >> i was looking forward to it for pete, because it's such a big moment, like, it's a crazy big moment that you want to see your child, like, achieve. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but it's fine. i feel like we were lucky to shoot it last summer, because if it was this summer, you know, who knows when it would have happened. and i feel blessed in a lot of ways about that. >> jimmy: pete, when you have friends come over, do they come through the upstairs? or is there a separate entrance downstairs? >> i have my own entrance for the cool cats. only the cool cats get the side door.

>> jimmy: do you knock before coming downstairs? >> i text. i text first. >> jimmy: texting is the new knocking. well, the movie came out great. and i know a lot of the story is based on your true family experiences. and it is some story, and really a good movie. i hope everybody sees it on vod, and i understand you guys have chosen the charity for tonight. each night we make a donation to a charity. and you have chosen answer the call. will you tell us a little bit about that? >> yeah, answer the call is the fund that helped my family when my dad passed. it helps for firefighters and ems workers that pass away in the line of duty. and it helps out their families. >> jimmy: i will be making a donation to that. and if you'd like to join me, go to answerthecall.org. pete davidson, his mom, his real mom, amy, not his movie mom, marissa tomei.

pete, would it be out of bounds to date marissa tomei now that she's played your mother? >> yes, absolutely. i think that would be really insane. >> jimmy: thanks, guys. congratulations. the movie is called "king of staten island." we'll be right back to honor our health care hero of the week. add some resistance. sara, your movie plus trial is about to expire. do you want to continue or cancel? ♪ capital one knows life doesn't update you about your credit card. so meet eno...the capital one assistant that looks out for charges that might surprise you and helps you fix them. another way capital one is watching out for your money when you're not. what's in your wallet? is watching out for your money when you're not. hey guys want to stack different pringles flavors to create new flavor combos? here i'll... go first. pizza, barbeque and ja-lapeño. the spicy barbecue pizza stack. get him! grandpa what's going on? we're trapped in a pringles commercial, they must have taken us in our sleep.

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but it couldn't take the wynn and encore out of us. and now, we are proud to welcome you back. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel: live from my house." our health care hero tonight is a pediatric icu nurse from long island, new york, tracey bednar. hi, tracey. >> hi, jimmy, how are you? it's so nice to meet you.

>> jimmy: nice to meet you, too. i know you work with children who have covid-19. and for a long time, we told people that it didn't really have an effect on children, but it seems like it is. what are the symptoms for the little ones when they get this? >> sure, so the symptoms are very different than for adults. adults, it was mostly respiratory. and for children we've seen them with mostly cardiac, actually, cardiac influence and also rash, fever, gastrointestinal issues. >> jimmy: this must be very scary for both the kids and the parents when they come to the hospital with this. >> absolutely. absolutely. yeah, you hear covid, and everybody starts to really panic. >> jimmy: yeah, right. and you of course are there to not only take care of these families, but to calm them down, to make them feel better, which i would imagine creates a lot of

stress on you. >> yeah. it can. absolutely. >> jimmy: what is a typical day like for you? >> okay, my day starts, i drive 45 minutes to work. i have to be at work by 7:00 in the morning. we'll get report, and then we just hit the floor running, you know. >> jimmy: you hit the floor running. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what do you do when you relax? how do you unwind? >> i actually play golf. i love yoga, and the best thing that i do is on my way home from work when it's my own private time, i play my radio really, really loud. >> jimmy: what do you play on the radio? >> i actually love metallica, and my favorite song is "enter sandman." i blast it as loud as i can. >> jimmy: we've been doing some spying on you, and we heard you were a fan of metallica. and i'd like to introduce you to somebody right now. yes. his name is lars. and --

>> lars! >> jimmy: a drum roll. >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: lars ulrich from metallica. >> wow. >> hi, tracy! >> hi. >> it's so incredible to be here with you and to hear your story. when i hear the words golf, yoga, and the third word in that, the three basic food groups would be metallica. so thank you for sharing that. and as a father of three, i can't thank you enough for what you do. i've been sitting here listening in for the last couple minutes, and all of us out here in san francisco and my family and everywhere are so grateful for what you do, and thank you for having metallica be a part of your life and your ride home and that "enter sandman" gets you home in one piece and hopefully a little faster. >> it sure does. >> jimmy: it's such a fun thing, lars, you guys are recording this music. i wonder if you ever think about the fact that a pediatric nurse

is listening to what you did in a studio on her way home from work every night. >> it's just so, it's so amazing to just hear all the different ways that music and metallica connect with people. and we've been doing this for coming up on 40 years. don't tell anybody it's that long. >> amazing. >> it's just so amazing to continuously hear how we can make a little bit of difference in people's lives and hearing that feedback from you makes such a difference in our world and gives us inspiration to carry on, and it becomes this endless cycle of connectivity. so, thank you, tracy, thank you. >> oh, my gosh. thank you so much for you, what everybody does. >> jimmy: to thank you for your work, big lots is sending you $10,000 to spend however you like. the big lots big heroes program is giving health care workers and first responders, active military veterans, discounts in their stores and online throughout the month of june, and they're sending big lots gift cards to your co-workers in

new york to thank them, too. and i believe lars has something for you as well. >> that's awesome. >> so next time we come in the greater new york area, we've been to nassau coliseum 5,000 times. but next time we're in your zone, please come, be my guest at the next metallica show. we'll do the whole vvvvvip experience. we'll do dinner, we'll have drinks. obviously, you know, best seat in the house for the concert. and i also have here, and, again, just between the three of us, but this is our next release, called "s&m 2" coming out in august. and you'll have the first signed copy of this box set coming to you from the fellas coming your way shortly. and i look forward to meeting you in long island hopefully soon as we get back to the new normal, and i look forward to meeting you and thanking you in person for everything that you do. >> jimmy: nice. thank you, lars.

thank you, tracy. we really appreciate all that you both do. thank you so much, lars and tracy. we'll be right back. >> lars, jimmy, thank you. i am, like, i'm blown away. thank you so much, jimmy. ♪ i'm going to need you to ... never mind. can't touch this. ♪ help! can't touch this. ♪ (baby cries)

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>> jimmy: that's all the time we have. thanks to nurse tracy, thanks to lars, and our executive producer jill is leaving the show to pursue a career in the theater. she's going to be playing mama rose in a revival of "gypsy" in chicago. it will be starting as soon as the virus stops. jill, we love you, and we wish you many broken legs. keke palmer and the clark sisters will be with us tomorrow night. "nightline" is next. and good night. ♪

this is "nightline." tonight, the road to 2020 for president trump. tackling low turnout. a deadly pandemic. and civil unrest. now, how a former top adviser threatens to shake up the campaign trail. >> how will history remember donald trump? >> i hope it will remember him as a one-term president. plus, breaking down the state of the race to the white house. from covid-19 to political troubles. will it be a second term or a with juju chang. iououri thanks for joining us. jo