meetings from your fat pants. once we go back, i'm planning on spending two months living at work. it has been quite a quarantine. we have a very picky 5-year-old daughter who last night decided she no longer eats corn. this morning he refused to eat her pancakes because i used a new mix. they stopped making the mix i used to use. and i had to try a new one. i tried to find one kind of healthy. i don't trust the mix that says just add water, that's for kool-aid. not breakfast. i add the eggs and milk, made the pancake in the shape of a butterfly, which she loves, the syrup was perfect, and she took one bite and says "it tastes like there's seeds in it." and we got in an hour-long standoff. eat the pancakes, you love pancakes, no, i don't. you eat them every day. not these, these are disgusting!

these are the same pancakes i always make, it went on and on. it was a hostage situation, and i'm pretty sure i was the whose taek tanl. i think she was expecting me to give in and go to work. i don't go to work anymore. i don't give in. becausive hay an assful of this. she had no idea what she was up against. so i dug in, and it was terrible. there were tears, there was a tantrum. there were hysterics. she also cried. but, in the end, i won, she ate the bpancake. you have to stick to your guns, you don't want your kid growing up thinking they can throw a fit and get whatever they want. you do that and the next thing you know they are at the white house convincing people to drink clorox and a bunch of doctors are behind them. today is national nurses day. our president had an event at the white house today to honor nurses where he was asked why he decided not to wear a mask yesterday when he visited the factory where they make masks,

and boy, did he have an explanation for that. >> you ended up not wearing one. >> well, i actually did have one one, no. i put a mask on fire a period time. >> we didn't see you. >> i can't help it if you didn't see it. >> how long did you have it on? >> not too long, but i had it on, i had it on backstage. >> jimmy: backstage at the honeywell factory, you know, backstage where the workers get their hair and makeup done. he's sitting there with a bunch of nurses not wearing a mask saying this. but is it really a surprise? if there's one thing we know from stormy tdaniels, it's that using protection isn't his number one concern. he had a sit-down with david muir. he asked the president if he thought the upcomingex wou elec would be a referendum on how he

handled the health crisis. >> nobody ever has done thing like this. i hope it's not solely on what i've done here, because this is a very -- this is like rubber. it's very, very amorphous. >> jimmy: okay, so he doesn't know what amorphous means, but go on. >> but you know what? in a certain way, i hope i can say this to you in a couple months, maybe other best work has been on what we've done with covid-19, but, but, we haven't gotten, we haven't been treated properly. not me. the army corps of engineers, fema, the medical people, the police, the nurses, everybody, even the doctors. >> jimmy: even the doctors. even the people whose opinions i sabotage on a daily basis, they're not getting credit that i -- i mean, they -- deserve. i love how he says he doesn't

want credit when he's complaining that he doesn't get credit. >> and to the people that have lost someone, there is nobody, i don't sleep at nights thinking about it. there is nobody that's taking it harder than me. >> jimmy: yeah. nobody take, even in grief, he is number one. no one is taking it harder. that's why he doesn't sleep at night. the reason you don't sleep at night is because you're up watching fox news and rage tweeting about kellyanne conway's husband. so trump right now, he is so rea ready to sabotage the stay-at-home orders so he can start having rallies again. and it would seem his loon squad at fox news, someone at fox seems to have issued a directive, because all of a sudden, most of their on-air staff is demanding the country open now! >> it is time to get our country back to work. >> computer programs predicted a catastrophe. by now those models have been

wrong. many of them very wrong. >> i think probably seemed like social distancing would be necessary. there was no real scientific basis for believing that. >> i think the president is right. open the economy back up. >> you're hearing all these negative news. but there's a huge push to get going in america. >> we got to get this open. we have to. >> who is for freedom, and who is for authoritarianism. wasn't arthurtarianism one of the characters from "game of thrones"? during oral arguments for the supreme court this morning, listen close limit one of the parties on the line forgot to hit mute while doing his not so civic duty. >> and what the fcc has said, is when the subject matter ranges to the topic. [ toilet flushing ] >> it's a call that would have been allowed.

>> jimmy: right down the old ruth bader ginsberg. jim baker took the day off, but his wife lori took the reigns and told the old people who sent their social security checks said that jim predicted this coronavirus earlier this year. >> he prophesied, came and delivered the word from the lord that something worldwide was about to happen. and i remember sitting up on that set, going, wow, when he said worldwide, i literally wrote it down, worldwide. >> jimmy: oh, my god, he literally wrote it down. that's big then. he said worldwide. and that means he knew the virus, but by that logic, pit bull predicted the coronavirus back in 2011. in travel news, this is

surprising. carnival cruise lines announced this week that starting august 1st, they will be back on the open sea, and i guess people are going to join them? i don't know, how could anyone book a karn valg cruicarnival c now? i won't even let our show book a tom cruise right now. you have to hand it to carnival. they really steam haeem to havet this all through. >> there's never been a better time to take the family on a carnival cruise. our package features four-star dining at a dozen restaurants, full open bars day or night. and when any virus inevitably strikes, a respectful burial at sea. carnival! it's the way you would have wanted to go! >> jimmy: all right, we're going to take a break. we'll be right back with kevin bacon and kyra sedgwick.

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" from my house. tomorrow night, my guest will be courteney cox, and we'll have luminaries like gwyneth paltrow and many mother by reading real texts from their real moms. join us for that. our next guests are a duo of great renown. they are recipients of many accolades. they are beaming to us live from quarantine, please welcome the legally married and widely

admired kyra sedgwick and kevin bacon. hello kevin and kyra, how are you? >> good. >> good. >> jimmy: would you mind making love on that daybed? >> wouldn't be the first time, baby. >> jimmy: how are things going? are you getting along? have you spent this much time together ever before? >> no. >> no, we've never spent this much time together. >> i don't think so. >> we often talk about our crazy lives and how we live out of suitcases and that's what makes the marriage great, you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is your key to your relationship in quarantine. i think every couple is searching for it. what have you discovered? >> well, go ahead. she's good with a vacuum. she has vacuum skills i never knew. she makes massive amounts of pound cake. i don't think i heard her use the words pound cake and every two three days there's a pound cake coming out of the oven.

>> it's breakfast of champions every morning. >> we have something to, corona rules, corona rules is, you know, we're living on, in a different set of rules here. >> jimmy: tell me what the corona rules are. what are they? >> slippers, like 18 hours a day. >> jimmy: okay. >> is one. >> i like it when he wears pants. >> she wants me to put on pants, which i don't get. or what else? >> i, you know, i want him to do things that he wouldn't normally, necessarily do. and it turns out that, you know, i'm always right about those things, such as, you know, i really insist on making the bed every day. >> i don't get it. >> and this is something that he's never gotten, because what i'm not around he doesn't make the bed.

and i always say, not only does it make me just feel better about myself, my self-esteem skyrockets when i make my bed, but also we tonight know what happens between the time that you get out of bed in the morning and you go to bed at night. >> nothing happens. >> all sorts of things could be happening in that bed. and today i, today we went, we woke up. he wakes up like an hour and half earlier than me. he drinks his coffee. i come out, we have some coffee. we take the dog for a walk. we come back. we go in to make the bed, and there's poop on the bed. inside the sheets! >> jimmy: what did you do, kevin? >> first thing i said was, honey, are you sure it didn't leak out of you? last night was cinco de mayo. >> he's so bad. i took a picture and sent it to the exterminator. it's roof rat poop. so those things are coming into

the house onto the bed, so this is why we will never, ever forget to make that bed for the rest of our lives. >> jimmy: don't open the doors, never mind make the bed. that is terrible! >> exactly. does that qualify as insult to injury when you get roof rats in your bed during a pandemic? >> jimmy: you could be the only people to get the norovirus during the time of the coronavirus. >> that's exactly what i thought. i was like, wait, don't these things carry diseases? >> jimmy: so corona rules means there are no rules, it sounds like, other than making the bed. >> yeah, no. it means that the rules have shifted. >> we went for a walk the other day. >> we go for a walk in the neighborhood. this is funny. we're outside, going down the block, and we see a neighbor standing on the balcony, and he as like, how are you guys doing and we have masks on of course, and he goes, are you new to the neighborhood? no, we've been here four or five

years. and we keep walking. and we have a little chat, and about half a block later, kyra goes, do you realize we just had a conversation with a man who wasn't wearing pants? >> he was not wearing any pants. he had on a shirt. and we were looking up his -- >> so that's corona rules. >> jimmy: i like that. you should share that with people. i think you've coined something. you should make tee shirts or masks or something that say "corona rule". so, guys, we asked everyone on our staff to share stories about fights that they are having with their significant others at home. and, so we got some stories. we picked one in particular. when we come back, kyra sedgwick and kevin bacon are going to use their considerable acting gifts to bring a real-life argument to life. when we come back, kyra and kevin will fight for our entertainment like gladiators. so please, come back with us.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" from my house. you know, couples have been cooped up for almost two months now, and inevitably, that leads to some pretty dumb fights. we thought, wouldn't it be fun to see those dumb fights reenacted by real hollywood stars. with that said, it's time for "dumb couple fights." our fight tonight comes from a member of our staff at jimmy kimmel live. his name is benjamin. benjamin writes, my boy friend chris came back from the store with two pints of ice cream, cookies and cream, which we both

love and mint chocolate chip, which i hate. but when i went to serve myself some cook eyes and cream he insisted on sharing that pint because it was obvious he wanted more. please welcome kevin bacon and kyra sedgwick. are you ready to rumble? >> we're ready. >> we're ready. >> jimmy: now from beautiful baconwyc manor, we bring you -- "i scream " >> cookies and cream, my favorite. how's the mint chocolate chip. >> not sure, i'm having cookies and cream. >> you're having cookies and cream too? >> yeah, why? is that a problem? >> well, you know how much i love cookies and cream. >> yeah, we've been together eight and a half years, so yeah, i know how much you love cookies and cream. >> but you also bought mint chocolate chip, which i hate. >> which you don't have to eat. >> we'll run out of cookies and cream because someone who likes

mint chocolate chip wants to eat cookies and cream. >> maybe someone should do their on shopping next time. >> maybe someone who wasn't busy doing literally everything else. >> here's your cookies and cream, there you go. >> son of a -- >> jimmy: and scene! wow. that was fantastic. [cheers and applause] kevin bacon and kyra sedgwick. i don't know if you can get an emmy for that, but i sure hope you do. that was a heck of a way to begin this. if you want to see your dumb fight acted out, tell us what happened to you with the #dumbcouplefights. and maybe you'll be fortunate enough to have this happen. that was really beautiful. and speaking of beautiful,

i'm making a donation every night to a different charity. you chose six degrees.org, your charity to support i feed the front. this is your foundation. tell us what you guys are doing to feed the front. >> well, it's a pretty cool idea, because very, very small donation or a large donation if you wish, actually supports restaurants, and the restaurant workers. and then they deliver meals, actually, to our health care workers in hospitals. so it really, it's, it gives in two ways. in one way you're supporting our health care workers, providing food for them. they need the fuel, they're out there kicking ass every day, and at the same time you're supporting these small restaurants that are struggling. >> jimmy: that is a great two for one. i thank a you guys, you are fantastic. the charity, go to sixdegrees.org/ifeedthefront. kevin bacon, kyra sedgwick, thanks so much, we'll be right back. >> thank you. >> thank you. ♪ i thought i had my moderate to severe ulcerative colitis...

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♪ >> jimmy: we have a moment, i have an e-mail, hellojimmykimmel @gmail.com. cindy smith asks, is it possible

that our hair and nails are growing faster during quarantine times? think about it, more sleep, less pollution, and for many, less fast food, healthier home-cooked food. just curious. yeah, i guess it is possible. but if you really think about it, who cares? okay, all right, send me an e-mail. that's the time we have. i want to thank kevin bacon, kyra sedgwick. courteney cox will be with us tomorrow. there are only 237 shopping days until chas. the once hardest hit county in the bay area is noticing a worrisome rise in covid-19 cases. >> the covid cases at san quinten prison continue to surge. how it happened and what it means for the marin county hospitals. the 49ers are now flying a black lives matter flag at levi stadium. some say we've come a long way,

others say it's not good enough. >> temperatures on the rise tomorrow. i'll show you who will feel the heat. "abc7 news" at 11:00 starting right now. >> building a better bay area for a safe and secure future, this is "abc7 news." >> tonight, the coronavirus outbreak at san quinten prison is showing no signs of slowing. right now, more than 10% of the prison population is infected. >> kate larson spoke with officials who say they warned this could happen. kate? >> reporter: dan, ama, over the weekend, there were about 100 cases at the prison. then yesterday, more than 300 covid cases. and now today, according to data on the cdc website, 407 inmates and 47 staff members are total to 454. i spoke to a local lawmaker tonight who said big mistakes led to this outbreak. >> there was a series of gaffes that led to this crisis. all of