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i had a great time hosting last night and i'm excited to be here again. although in the three seconds since the show started, i have been bitten by 600 mosquitoes. last night i had a great joke coach, slash sidekick, with my dad earl washington, but jimmy kimmel has an amazing sidekick of his own and i have him here tonight. how are you doing guillermo? >> guillermo: i'm doing great, you look beautiful. >> oh, thank you, you know i try to clean up for you always. >> guillermo: thank you very much. >> i wanted to ask you, i am the 13th guest host so far this summer. so honestly, where do i rank? >> guillermo: from the bottom of my heart, you're number one, you're the best. >> number one. >> guillermo: that's right! >> woo, number one, for your sake i really hope billy eichner doesn't see this. >> guillermo: no, i think he's
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on vacation. >> i have to be honest, i was nervous that wouldn't be your answer, because there have been some amazing guest hosts this summer. so i wanted to start with something everyone loves, something completely undeniable. cute, internet babies. i have no idea who these new born twins are, but i love them from the bottom of my heart. i love that face. it's like me, when i walk by anyone who's not wearing a mask. that clip is actually perfect, there is scientific proof that babies develop the ability to give side eye at two months old. speaking of side eye, have you been following what's going on with the u.s. postal service? it is almost unbelievable. i am going to get into it with my amazing guest, stacey abrams,
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but i know you want to help the postal service now but don't know how. so here's the thing. in moments of crisis, people come to me, because they think i am really olivia pope. i am not a crisis manager, but i did do a little research on three simple things you can do today to support the postal service. so, here we go. number one. buy a lot of stamps. i bought so many stamps this weekend i think i could send a jet ski to the ukraine. i don't know why i would do that, but i could. number two, call your representatives in the house and the senate at the number on your screen. say how important it is for them to support the postal service, during this critical time. take a screen shot, right now, before we change the chiron. okay. number three, tune into the dnc, the democratic national convention. this week to learn about leaders who believe everyone should be able to vote. imagine, even people who vote by
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mail. speak of voting, today is the anniversary of the 19th amendment which gave women the right to vote.men readdiblack peleas did young ppl so i chatted with some kids to see what they know about our electoral process. this is what they had to say. ♪ do you know what voting is? >> yeah, but i don't know how to do it. >> do you, like go out into the street and just scream it, like this is who i want to be president? and then that counts as voting? >> maybe you go inside the white house and say it? >> oh, like every person goes inside the white house?
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>> yes. >> do you think you're old enough to vote? >> actually, i think i voted before. i don't know. i'll have to tell my mom. >> are you sure? >> yes. >> do you think that people who are missing their front teeth >> yes. i lost my front teeth, and i'm voting right now. >> so how much does it cost to vote? >> $50. >> like $100? or $200? >> $2,000? >> $2,000 a vote? >> to vote. >> got it. do you know what a president is? >> it's like somebody that, like, owns the state. >> sounds a little bit authoritarian. >> uh-huh. they own the state. >> do you know who our current president is?
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>> yeah, it's donald trump. he's kind of handling things out of control, because he wants people to go to school, but a lot of people are getting sick. >> all i know is that he's going nuts. >> does trump do bad things? >> kind of. >> like what? >> like lying. >> president trump. >> yeah. what do you think of him? >> alien. >> so let's say that four years ago you voted for cookie monster, because you thought that cookie monster would be a good president, and then when he got to the white house all he did all day was eat cookies, which in fairness, you should have known because his name is cookie monster, but now he's saying he wants to run for president again and be cookie monster for president. would you vote for him for a second term? >> no, i would choose someone else. like justin bieber. >> what's the worst thing that
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the president has done? >> i heard that the president canceled tik tok. >> you did? what do you think about that? do you think that's a good thing? >> well, i think he doesn't like to have fun. >> do you know that we've never had a woman president before, ever? >> really? >> you know, 100 years ago, women weren't allowed to vote, did you know that? >> women weren't allowed on boats? >> no, women were not allowed to vote. >> what? >> do you know who's running for president? >> no. >> there's a man named joe biden. and the person running for vice president is like us. she's got a lot of black girl magic. her name is kamala harris.
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mm-hm. >> i like magic. >> what kinds of magic do you like? >> bippity, boppity boo, make her disappear! she disappeared! where is she? bippity boppity boo! make her come back! >> hello! >> tonight's show is filled with black girl magic. we have music from chloe and halle, and we'll be back with ♪tacey abrams! >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by the first ever buick encore gx.
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♪ welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host,
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kerry washington. in just a bit, they are two talented sisters with a new album called "ungodly hour." the amazing chloe and halle are with us. and tomorrow night the extraordinarily talented ben platt will be hosting with his guest, the extraordinarily talented zendaya. i can't imagine nobody better-suited to speak about what's going on right now with voting access and the u.s. postal service, than our next guest, who just might end up on a postage stamp herself, one day. she's the history-making former minority leader of the georgia house of representatives, founder of fair fight and fair count, and author of the book, "our time is now." please welcome stacey abrams. hi, stacey, how are you? >> i am well, how are you? it's a delight to be here with you. >> oh, thank you, thank you so, so, so, so much. so we're taping this before night two of the dnc where you are a keynote speaker, but we're airing it afterwards, so i'm just going to go ahead and say you were brilliant, you were brilliant, because i'm sure you were. >> thank you so much. >> yes, of course.
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did you watch night one, in particular, did you watch michelle obama? >> i don't think anyone was allowed not to watch it. >> she was glorious, just glorious. >> so i actually put a word out to my social media followers that i was going to be talking to you, which everybody was crazy excited about. so they sent in some questions. i'm going to go back and forth between their questions and mine. if we live in non-swing states, what can we do to get the blue vote out in key swing states? >> so, i would encourage you to go to fairfight.com. that's exactly what we to. we are working to protect voters in swing states, that means getting thousands of volunteers. we have 67,000 already. we know the opposition has 50,000 lined up to intimidate voters. so we need to double their numbers. we'd love to have your support. fairfight.com, we'll get you
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signed up and ready to work. >> voter suppression is really your mission. it's your passion to fight that. can you explain what's been going on with the post office and mail-in voting leading up to november? >> sure. so let's understand that voter suppression is any time you prevent or discourage someone from voting. and because we know there's a wave coming, unfortutely, donald trump and his cronies have decided to steal the vote by scaring us out of mail-in voting. they know this is one of the best ways to vote in a pandemic. so what we've watched in the last few weeks is an attempt by louis dejoy of the postal service to slow down the mail, removed postal boxes, removed mailboxes and doing every nefarious thing you can imagine. what they have decided, though, is to walk that back. they are going to make certain that voting does work in america by mail. but here's the thing. we know it's not over. they're going to try again. and the most important thing is
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to not panic. we can vote by mail, we can vote early in person, we have vote on election day, but don't let them steal your success by scaring you out of using your tools. >> so the biggest thing we can do to fight voter suppression is vote. >> absolutely. and, no matter which state you live in, you have about three options. there are only about ten states that limit you. almost every state you can vote by mail, in person early, and you can vote on election day. if you go to vote.org, they can tell you what your options are, no matter which state you live in. >> so dejoy testifies before the senate on friday. ifere gontvi him, if you were questioning him, what would your first question be? >> if you believe in our democracy, then your responsibility is to support it, not to undermine it. what he has done since he took office is undermine access. and worst, he's undermined confidence. and, as i said, it's not just
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preventing you from voting but discouraging you from voting. and the panic that has ensued, because people believing that the post office, which has been around as long as the republic, can no longer be trusted is a terrible thing to do to americans. i hope he has learned his lesson and will do better. >> what should we do to make sure every vote is counted. >> first, we have to overwhelm them with our presence. that means make a plan. don't think that just the latest attempt to scare us out of voting that they're going to abandon their efforts. make a plan to vote. that's why i talk about all three ways that you can vote in almost every state. number two, show up in force, and don't show up alone. whether that's virtual, using your social media, make sure people you know, people you like, people you kind of, eh, no matter who they are, make sure they check their registration, make a plan themselves and vote
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as well. when we overwhelm with our presence, we get the democracy we deserve. >> this is a question i love from le shawn on twitter. considering the direct impact local policies have on our lives, how can we motivate americans to spend as much as time thinking about our local politics as we do our national politics. not just focussing on the top of the ticket. how do we get people to focus on what's happening in their own neighbods anit will be affected in the next election. >> i start by asking people what are you concerned about? typically, they're not going to give you a national issue. connect the dots for them. make sure they understand, if you are concerned about people in your community being arrested at unfair rates, talk about your mayor. if you're concerned about how your kids are being educated, that means you need to vote in the school board. if your trash doesn't get picked up enough, that's a county commission issue sometimes. and the most important thing is, make sure you participate in the
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2020 census. that's how they draw the lines for everything that happens from school board all the way to the presidency. >> how does the census play into all this? they're stopping the census early, right? >> right now they plan to stop it early. and if they do, that means they're going to erase millions of people from the story of america. namely communities of color and the poor. it is dangerous. it is going to cost the communities money but steal their political power. instead of counting them they're going to guess. it's called imputation. it is a terrible thing to do when you have cut short the actual count. it's going to not only hurt your communities now. imagine a decade of not having any of the resources you need while those communities that have more than enough get even more of what you deserve. we need to make certain we fill out the census for economic power and political power. >> stacey, i love you so much. in these times, people can feel so helpless and paralyzed with
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fear and anxiety, and you always give us tangible things that we can do, starting today, to make a real difference. i'll be sure to post all of these suggestions on my social media. i love you. her book is "our time is now". thank you for joining me, stacey abrams, everyone, we'll be back music from chloe and halle. ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes benz. the best or nothing.
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes benz. the best or nothing.
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welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm kerry washington. my next guests are a duo that have been working on their sound since birth. their latest album is called "ungodly hour," here with the song "do it," chloe and halle. ♪ ♪ uh ♪ uh ♪ ooh, ooh ♪ up in my face ♪ movin' fast because people on the way ♪ ♪ takin' pictures, make sure you can't see no legs ♪ ♪ secure in our money ♪ i lay ♪ now on the way ♪ when i'm outside ♪ when we pull up to the gate ♪ i'm just with the crew ♪ bin' out here lookin' four y r ♪ it's only, only kind of movin'
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tonight ♪ ♪ we are 100 ♪ 100 ♪ no drama, no baby mamas ♪ keepin' it cute ♪ ooh, ooh, this is what i want to do ♪ ♪ ooh, ooh, this is how we do it, do it ♪ ♪ this is how we do it, do it ♪ this is how we do it ndou can dditoo ♪h, ooh ♪ left the heels at home ♪ i'm on my sneaker game ♪ where you out of time and space ♪ ♪ i'm tryin' to chase ♪ i'm in my aid ♪ keep it on repeat ♪ that's how yodooobeth the cw
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♪ because some nights be better with you ♪ ♪ it's an only homies kind of mood ♪ ♪ and don't we on 100 ♪ 100 ♪ no drama, no baby mamas ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, ♪ baby ♪ do it, do it, yeah, this is how we do it, do it ♪ ♪ know how to keep it cool ♪ this is how we do it ♪ this is how we do it ♪ and you can do it, too ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪
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>> that's all the time we have. i want to thank stacey abrams, chloe and halle, my friend jimmy kimmel and apologize to matt damon we ran out of time for you. ben platt will be here tomorrow night with his guest zendaya and music from muna and the knocks. "nightline" is next, goodnight!
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runs of people have taken to the streets of oakland and san jose tonight to protest police brutality. >> the demonstration is part of a day of activism tarped country and comes on the 57th anniversary of martin martin's match on washington. >> a few hundred people kbaerd in downtown oakland, protesting in solidarity with jacob blake. >> protesters gathered outside oakland city hall at about 8:00 tonight and began marching through downtown. oakland police in riot gear
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followed the group and formed a line on broadway. protesters hoping their frustrations can send a message for change. >> i'm sick and i'm tired. at the edge of 16 i lost my friend to police violence and it's not going to stop until we stop it.t t secd o trionshis wednesday night saw fires, graffiti and broken windows. >> so far abc7news any reports of fires or broken glass. one person was arrested for shining a laser pointer in

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