tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC September 1, 2020 12:36am-1:07am PDT
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listening to my music, or watching me on tiktok. and if you don't know who i am you're -- old. i hate to be the one to break it to you, but it's true. if you follow me on tiktok, you know my dog ice. he pops up on there quite a bit. and since this is my first late night monologue, i asked him if he'd judge my material to see how funny i am. ice, how was my opening joke? >> dammit. only a two? ok at least there's room for improvement. we have to enjoy tiktok while we still got it. because the president wants to get rid of it. no one really knows why. personally i think it's because he tried the "i'm a savage" dance and got zero likes. but losing tiktok would be disastrous. without it, where else would we spend time on the internet? besides youtube, twitter, facebook, instagram, linked-in and snapchat? welp, at least i can fall back on my music career. there's a lot of crazy stuff going on right now.
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some of ya'll are still trying to date during this pandemic which does not sound fun. now when a guy asks if he can get your number, he's talking about your temperature. 103? nah baby, call me after labor day." and first dates are like an interrogation now. you gotta ask questions like "do you wear a mask to the grocery store?" and "is your name karen?" and if you do make a connection with someone right now and you get married or whatever it's gonna be weird to explain that to your kids one day. well son, i was trying to stay awake in a zoom meeting when all of a sudden, this fine thing appeared in the left hand corner, so we agreed to meet in an abandoned field. ice? now i know that one was good! >> what is that? a "g"? come on, man. i'm gonna start calling you ice cold.
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alright this is cool. me and guillermo have been working on a top secret project and we're excited to share it with you. like i said, i'm big on tiktok. i have 33 million followers, which i think is all of them. but guillermo doesn't have any followers. yet. so he asked me how to become a viral sensation and i taught him everything i know. ♪ >> guillermo: hi, jason derulo. >> hey, my brother, how you doin'? >> guillermo: look, i want to make a lot of money, they told me you are doing this game, tiktok? >> it's not a game really, but you can make a lot of money on tiktok, and it's a lot of fun, too. first we're going to get our phones and download tiktok. >> guillermo: wait, d-i-k? >> tiktok. we want to be posting from three
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to six time a day. >> guillermo: that's how many times i have lunch. >> one of the tips, you may want to show a little skin, know what i'm saying? let's see what you got, though. oh, not, guillermo, do you have a puppy? people like eat the puppies up. >> guillermo: oh, i do have a puppy. all right. >> oh, yeah, you're good. who's this? >> guillermo: her name is bella. >> bella's going to make you a lot of money. so now all we got to do is learn to dance. >> guillermo: jason, for this dance, can we say guillermo at the beginning? >> yeah, you got to do a rip though. ♪ guillermo rodriguez >> guillermo: ♪ guillermo rodriguez
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>> close. this is called "savage love." we're going to take our right arm and elbow somebody, slap somebody on the top of the head. then we're going to wow, wind it, then left hand, same thing. elbow, slap, wind. >> guillermo: it's easy for you, because you don't have a belly. >> after we've done the right and left hand we're going to do both hands. elbow slap. wind it up. and then we're done. >> guillermo: okay, let me do it by myself. you tell me if i'm doing good. >> guillermo: one and two, one and two. i got it? >> you got it, but what you just did was half the macarena. you did half of it. come on, guillermo, you got to put your heart into it. >> guillermo: listen, if i'm going to dance, i got to have a
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drink, okay? >> cheers to that. yeah, yeah, better. yes, down, yes, turn, and, down. yeah! that's what i'm talkin' about! >> guillermo: i'm ready, right? >> you're tiktok ready. okay, it's time for the moment of truth, the world premiere of guillermo's very first tiktok on the new jimmy kimmel live account! america, are you ready? well damn, i can't hear you so i'm just going to assume you all screamed "yes!" roll it! ♪ ♪ savage love ♪ did somebody break your heart ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ when you kiss me ♪ i know you don't get to
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♪ ♪ >> oh and you got an 11 from ice! congratulations, guillermo. how does it feel to be a tik tok star? >> guillermo: fantastic. when do i get my first check? >> oh, about that, we got to do a couple more. you got one in. we got to do a couple more. i'm proud of you, my son. we've got a great show for you tonight -- we're going to celebrate a healthcare hero, we'll be right back with the great luke bryan, and an exclusive look at my new video for my song "take you dancing." my job is to help new homeowners who have turned into their parents. i'm having a big lunch and then just a snack for dinner. so we're using a speakerphone in the store. is that a good idea? one of the ways i do that is to get them out of the home. you're looking for a grout brush, this is -- garth, did he ask for your help?
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♪ you can see it in my eyes i want to take it down right now if i could ♪ ♪ so i hope you know what i mean when i say ♪ ♪ we don't need no dance floor ♪ let me see your best move ♪ anything could happen ♪ ever since i met you ♪ no need to imagine ♪ baby all i'm askin' is let me take you dancin' ♪ ♪ da, da, da, da ♪ da, da, da, da ♪ da, da, da, da ♪ da, da, da, da ♪ da, da, da, da ♪ da, da, da, da ♪ da, >> this is jimmy kimmel live, i'm jason derulo. and that was a sneak peek at my video for "take you dancing" that comes out tomorrow. it's a fun one. my guest tonight is a multi-platinum-selling musician who recently earned his 25th number one hit with a song about chronic margarita consumption.
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his latest album is called "born here live here die here," -- it's available now. please welcome country superstar and my good buddy luke bryan. >> what's up, baby? >> what's up, bro, bro? >> i have missed you, gosh! >> likewise, likewise, this is crazy times, but good to see your face. >> good to see you as well. i swear every day my boys come runnin' in, they're like, daddy, look what mr. jason's doing on tiktok today. it's been amazing seeing you on that and such creative stuff. >> it's probably surprising for people that we're so close, a country boy like yourself and a city boy like me. it was crazy when you invited me for the first time to the barn, right? i remember that story when you were like, yeah, come out to the barn, can you stay in the barn. i'm like, what? i don't want to sleep with the goats and pigs and horses, i'm good.
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>> i guess you thought it was like "charlotte's web" barn. >> 100%. [ laughter ] and not to mention the pond, you're like, we're going to go fishing. where are we going to go fishing? in my pond. wait, you can't own a pond. >> i'm so proud to say that i was a part of you catching your first fish and -- >> absolutely. >> for everybody watching at home, when jason caught the fish, the look on your face was like, it was like you were a kid all over again. it was something he'll never forget. >> absolutely, man. up until that point i was trying to catch tadpoles. you know in miami we had this canal which was probably very dirty, and we was trying to catch, you know, frogs and tadpoles. that was an experience, man. >> running from alligators, right?
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>> yeah, yeah. very different. very, very different, man. do you actually remember when we were about to go outside, and were you like, you got to change your clothes. this ain't going to work. this going to get a little dirty. >> so let me paint the picture. so jason comes out to the, jason comes out to my farm, and he is full, full jason derulo stage gear, like i'm talkin' about he had on everything he had on was white. it was like, everything. and i looked down, i'm like, man, we, i didn't want to ruin, like, your outfit looked like it was about $20,000. and i didn't want to, i didn't want to turn it brown. so yeah, we had to go borrow some -- i called my buddy dallas. he brought you some sebago loafers or whatever. >> it was great, man. >> next time you come out, i'll have the, i'll have you some proper farm wardrobe. i'll have you some boots you can wear.
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>> you know i need it. do you remember that crazy, that viral video we did for "want to want me." can we play a piece of that? >> let's do that. ♪ i got your body on my mind ♪ ♪ hits me so bad ♪ so high ♪ >> bring it, uh! ♪ girl, you know what i want ♪ if you want it, then girl, you got me ♪ >> we were layin' it down, weren't we? >> we was getting down. what were you thinking with that face right there, that exact -- it looked like you wanted to go to the bathroom, i'll be right back. >> yeah, hittin' them high notes like that, they got my, they got all my system movin'. >> oh, come on, man.
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i love seeing, you're such a great singer, man. i'm so excited for your new album, i'm excited when you have a new project, so fresh, it always feels so authentic to you and feels like such a great body of work. so i'm really excited for this one. is there anything you want to tell us about it? >> well, yeah, this album has some older-sounding stuff, kind of, you know, i've got steel guitars through there, and i kind of rewind the clock a little bit. got a lot more country songs on this album that kind of goes back to some of my earlier roots. we're getting great feedback from the fans. it was pretty tricky putting an album out during a global pandemic. >> i know, come on. >> i know you know. you're still putting new music out, and you're always excited when you can put the music out virtually and hopefully the fans respond. >> i'm excited for the album, excited that you're coming back
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with "american idol." exciting times for my buddy. i'm always excited to see you do it. >> next time i get to l.a. we'll try to hook up. we'll try to hook up on "idol", one of these days, maybe we can relive one of those duet moments on the idol stage. >> i appreciate you being my first guest. that's a hell after first guest. luke bryan, everybody. >> likewise. >> thanks luke. when we come back, we're going to meet a very special healthcare hero. hold on one second... sure. okay... okay! safe drivers save 40%!!! guys! guys! check it out. safe drivers save 40%!!! safe drivers save 40%! safe drivers save 40%!!!
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♪ >> welcome back to jimmy kimmel live, i'm jason derulo. our healthcare hero tonight comes to us all the way from massachusetts. please welcome nurse florence jer-oh-gay and her 15 year-old son, jason. hey, florence, hey, jason. thank you for being with us tonight. >> thank you. we are honored to be here tonight. >> it's a pleasure, it's a pleasure. so florence, what kind of nursing do you do? >> um, i am a geriatric nurse, and i love my job, because the patients become my family. i just feel the joy of making a difference in someone's life. >> ah, that as a beautiful
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thing. jason, first of all, you have a great name. and you wrote a letter to the show to nominate your mom as a health care hero. florence, either your son really loves you, or he's trying to get out of doing some chores. but jason, if you'll be so kind, can you read us a few lines from the letter? >> of course. my name is jason, i'm sophomore at st. john's high school. i consider myself and many who know me to be an awesome kid. >> i agree with that, by the way. >> but forget about me, let me introduce you to my most wonderful person in the world, my mother. my mom is an amazing nurse and a full-time caretaker for my father who continues to gallantly fight lou gehrig's disease or als. she has so many responsibilities, but she never does fail to smile. >> i love that. people with a lot of support, is caring for dad a full family
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effort? >> you know, with als, it's a disease that actually takes away the function of your muscles. so, you know, walking and using your hands becomes very difficult. so i have to say that i have been very honored to take care of my husband, and with the help of my children i think that's what has kept us going. is we help him with this battle. but everybody has a responsibility, you know. for jason, he's strong, so he's my go-to guy when we need to get to the car. he helps me put him in the car. and grace, jace and jenna are able to help me with other small house responsibilities. >> amazing. >> yeah. >> let's, let's bring in the
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rest of the team. jason's sisters, grace and jenna. >> yeah, sure. >> hey, hi, guys! >> hi. >> all right, we got the whole team together. so florence, we secretly shipped this lock box to your kids this morning. now, jenna, can you be honest, have you tried to crack the combination to the lock box? >> no, i haven't. >> oh, my goodness. >> i've been told there was a camera in it. >> you was told there was a hidden camera in the lock box? >> yeah. >> we don't have the budget for a hidden camera, but that was a good idea that they told you that. well, before i give you the combination to open the box, i'd like to read the last two lines. he says my household does a lot to take care of dad. there are lots of things that
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would make our life easier and more normal. we really, really need a handicap accessible van, and that requires a lot of money. now florence, can you please push the following buttons on the safe. >> okay. >> 135. >> ooh! >> there we go. >> oh! oh! >> our friends at chrysler and vantage mobility international want to help out by sending you a brand-new, 2020 accessible vehicle. it has plenty of interior space for your husband to lockdown his wheelchair and a lot of the safety and convenience features. >> oh, my goodness! yay!
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thank you so much! oh, my gosh. >> i'm so happy for you. >> now florence, when jason turns 16, will you let him borrow the van? you know, ladies love the chrysler pacifica. >> oh, my goodness, i am so, so honored. thank you so much. >> well, i think you're such an inspiring woman, and you have an inspiring family, so i'm, it was my honor to talk to you guys today, honestly, from me and for a lot of people at home, it's just incredible to see the love that you guys share for each other. it's really beautiful to watch. big thanks to chrysler. thanks to vantage mobility international and a big thank you to the entire jerogay family. we'll be right back.
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>> that's all the time we have tonight. i'd like to thank luke bryan, nurse florence, and of course, jimmy kimmel. lil rel will host tomorrow nightline is next. goodnight. after black panther's chadwick boseman passed, a closer look at the number of younger people that colon cancer is having. also the impact the epidemic is having on testing for the disease. lawmakers are putting together a bill that would
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