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josh gad . >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, josh gad. tonight, daisy ridley and our health care hero of the week. and now, here's josh gad. >> hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" instead of music we have the sound of lawnmowers. with the breeze, it only feels like hell. when i agreed to host the show a few weeks ago, i said, "let's do did outside". that's what the health experts recommend. but then the highest temperature ever of 121 degrees. i know that because literally medi snfrson sia
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weher. it'sngill eventually kill us all together. as you know, yesterday was labor day, which is a columbus day ac celebrating. i went to a pool party, and by that, i mean i wore a mask in my pool and played ambient crowd noises. i went to this cool fun little boat parade in texas, and sadly, my hip sank. her name was the hms metaphor, and she will be missed. summer is now officially over and somehow hasn't happened yet. i assume like the movie "tenant." the big question, was would people follow the advice of health experts and avoid large
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parties. >> the virus didn't stop people from hitting a lot of beaches, these are pictures of busy beaches from california, to florida to new jersey. >> i had in mind this is what it would be like, but you can't even, they're like side to side, that's crazy. >> a massive crowd of people showing up on saturday fight for an unofficial burning manifest val in san francisco, california. absolutely no social distancing as you can see. >> you just have to ask yourself, do you want your obituary to say unofficial burning man festival? the it's like 4th of july with halfl the booze and none of the fireworks. all you get is a lecture from uncle todd about refinancing were your mortgage before it's too late. now guillermo, you didn't go do
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a barbecue, did you? >> guillermo: no, i stayed home, i eat, i got drunk, but on sunday i made a big mistake. >> what did you do? >> i tried to make love to my wife. she said listen, it's 117 here, are you [ bleep ] crazy! >> that will do it, i had the same conversation with my wife, without the temperature. it was just literally about me going to loehost today and not helping her teach the kids. what do you want to say to all these people partying during a pandemic? >> guillermo: listen, don't be stupid. keep your distance. if you want to drink, if you want to get high, do did it at , respect everybody. >> you're like anthony fauci with a mustache, i love you, my friend. >> guillermo: i love you, too. >> thank you. the biggest thing i did this year besides hosting a talk show
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they're doing screenings at drive-in theaters around the country. if you thought being stuck at home while your kids screamed into the unknown was a lot, you should be in this summer. as can you see in this picture, i look like i'm playing in a harry potter porno. that's not makeup. that's how i looked after california shut barbershops down. because disney and i can't get enough of each other, we collaborated on "once upon a snowman", which is coming to disney plus, exclusively october 23rd. and we're also working on olafe think will revolutionize the world of education. >> when it comes to the
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challenges of remote learning, kids and parents could both use a little help. that's why disney is introducing "olaf's learning adventures", led by the voice of goo gad. it will help your child things like science. >> photo synthesis is when plants take light and make it food. i think. laughed so hard our stomachs hurt. so the adverb is, why don't you tell me, kids, is i or another one
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going to like any of the answers to these. >> and math! >> how do you find the area of a circle with the diameter of four? inside the diameter is, on the outside, right? come on, olaf, you went toe college, stop being an idiot, what the hell is this? you kids aren't going to use this [ bleep ] anyway. >> uh, mommy, olaf says i'm not going to use this [ bleep ]. >> who says learning can't be fun? >> me, that's who, i'm done! ow! they have to learn the swearwords sometime. we have a great show tonight. i'm going to honor a health care hero with some surprise friends and we'll be right back with my
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rush to work, grab a drink, hurry home. - [cell phone beeps] - stop! don't be on your phone. let someone else take the wheel. make a little eye contact. make a plan. it's a busy world out there. we're all in it together. go safely, california. everybody felt fine. but now im super sick. everyone is sick. i just wish we had been more careful. it would have been easier than this. so wear a mask. do what you can outside. stay six feet apart. because some things you just can't take back. do your part to lower the risk. a drink with friends can turn into two, and a prescription can be stronger than you thought. stop!
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there are a lot of ways to get a dui. and a lot of ways to go-- text a friend, call a cab, share a ride. whatever you choose to do, go safely, california. ♪ >> welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, josh gad. tomorrow, i won't be here, i'll be at home in my boxers laying under a ceiling fan, but brad paisley will be taking over hosting duties with his guest rainn wilson. for years, my first guest put up with my countless nagg but last year, her saga came to an end, and life must sadly go on. so tonight, i invited her on to ask her more nagging questions about "star wars." please welcome sith grandchild and self-proclaimed skywalker daisy ridley.
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>> hi, josh. >> hello, daisy, as you can see, i've been perfecting my british dialect for you, love. this is your first talk show since "the "rise of skywalker"" came out. how does it feel having no secrets to keep? no spoilers to spoil? >> we're good at keeping secrets. >> i've felt really good about keeping them as well. >> okay. here's the thing. this is what i know you're going to talk about. you wanted to come visit the set when we were filming the film, and it never worked out. and then they were doing additional photography, and i said it's a massive spoiler. if you come, it's a huge spoiler, and it would be great if you came. and you came. >> i know there was a scheduling conflict. i know i show up on a day when you told me there's a spoiler, what you didn't tell me it's
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like the entire movie was in that moment, pkooo. do you regret inviting me that day? do you have a guilty conscience like you should? >> it was the first time in our friendship when you really looked at me with something that wasn't joy in your eyes. >> in america, we call that "hate." so dais, i want to ask you, i just found this out. did you know about the parentage? tell me about that journey of when you found out. >> no. at the beginning, there was toying like with connection. then it went to she was no one. and then it came to nine and jj pitched me the film. oh, yeah. and then i was like, awesome.
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then two weeks later he was like, oh, we're not sure. so it kept changing. so even while we were filming i wasn't sure what the answer was going to be. >> until the very end. so at one point, obi-wan was in there. who else, was olaf amongst the possible parents? >> i think olaf was, yeah, yeah, just a galaxy far, far away. he was in a different, it was a darker time. >> now that it's all over, are people still pestering you? are people still asking you questions all the time? are they still bugging but it or do you find that your life has found a normalcy? >> we would be leaving the premie premiere, and people would go, so you buried the life saber? you were there with bb-8? no. it's the end of the trilogy, but people would literally, were you there from the film to the party, were asking questions. >> what i love about that story
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is that you had to do it with an american dialect, that the people that you were impersonating were clearly all americans. now i still have some pressing questions for you. i hope you don't mind. if palpatine is your grandfather, who exactly is your grandmother in that scenario? >> you tell me, josh. >> i wasn't there for that evening. unfortunately, in a galaxy far, far away, so now that palpatine is dead, isn't ray the empress? by the way, do you like the fact that, like, just this is the new way of doing a talk show, with just like helicopters in the background sounding like the cartel is about to get busted as i'm in this random house? >> i wondered if you added the sound effects, no, i guess it's l.a. and there are helicopters. >> dais, what is next for you? i'm so excited to see what's coming out. >> i have done a video game
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that's coming out soon called 12 minutes. i have done an audible original called islanders which actually comes out next week and then "chaos walking", which we shot many, many years ago is due to be released in cinemas in january 2021. >> i had a chance to listen to your podcast, and it was incredible. your voice is so soothing. when you host one of these things they force you to actually listen and study what your guest has been doing, and i was like, oh, i got to listen to this podcast now just to be friendly to daisy, but i did it, i did my work, and i was mesmerized by it. >> really? >> you have such an amazing voice for this stuff. it's really incredible. and have you spent your entire quarantine in the uk? >> i have. and also, in answer to your other question about if peep hapeephave been asking me questions, i haven't seen anybody?
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six months. this is the first conversation i'm having out of the borough. >> we can face time tonight if you want to just chat. i got to ask you one final question, dais. hypothetically, ten years from now they come back to you and say hey, daisy, we would love for to you come back and reprise ray in a new series of "star wars" films. do you think you would do did? >> i mean, the world is a crazy place right now. ten years seems an awfully long way away. i'd say, never say never, but to me, i would say it was tied up with a bow. >> i love you so much. i can't thank you enough for joining me. i hope we get to see your story ten years from now. starting thursday, you can listen to daisy's voice on the new audible original drama "islanders." when we come back, i'm going to celebrate a healthcare hero with the help of a few guests, so stick around. ♪
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babies? >> with covid-19 happening, babies never stopped coming, we had to learn to adapt, to wear more ppe and go with how the wind changes. the biggest change has been our vitor poli where pents areed tor babies together, which is challenging, because they can't have that bonding experience together with their babies. >> oh, they are incredibly lucky to have you. and i don't mean to sound presumptuous, but a little snowman dold told me that you a your family are pretty big fans of "frozen." >> huge fans, my fiance and i are in love with "frozen", we often sing "love is an open door", but my stepmother is the true olaf fan. she has hundreds of olafs, include ago olaf-themed bathroom. >> i love that. i think i would have preferred the living room, but i can
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accept that. in covid hadn't hit, how would you have spent your summer? >> well, i was supposed to be getting married in june. but plans have changed, been focussing now on work instead of my wedding and honeymoon. >> it was supposed to be a disney princess-themed wedding. would woodland birds help you and your briedesmaids get ready? >> i wish. i got engaged at cinderella's castle at magic kingdom. from then on we knew we were going to have a disney-princess-themed wedding and we had to tie "frozen" in. so our sign says "love is an open bar". >> fun fact, those were the original lyrics to the song. as a very wise man once said,
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some people are wourth melting for. some weddings are worth waiting for. please welcoming, kristen bell,, idina menzel and jonathan grau. >> hello! o oh, my goodness. >> you can cry if you want, we're a crying bunch. >> it would be insulting if you didn't cry, i had to make some phone calls to make this happen today. i asked everyone to bring a wedding gift, something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue. and weoun't findour rest all malls are closed. >> i'll start off with something borrowed. i guess it could be old. i only stress borrowed, because
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i am going to need it back. it's one of my most prized possessions. it's my golden girls puzzle. so, again, this is a loaner. right? because i've only done half of it one time, and then i had to quit, because we needed to use the kitchen table, but i will let you borrow this as a wedding gift. >> you can bory that and confidently get it back through usps, that will be great. idina, you're doing something blue? >> yes, i am. i would love to give you this gown that, when taylor swift was doing those concerts and she'd invite people to sing with her. at halloween she had me come and dress as elsa, and i will this gown made, and it's just been sitting in my closet, and i think you should have it for your husband on your special night.
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>> you may want to disinfect that, but otherwise, it's an amazing gift. jonathan, what have you got? >> so i didn't even know, so i brought something old. >> okay. >> i didn'tnow about your grandmother's bathroom. i was not anticipating what's behind you on the piano. i just, when i heard the word "old", i thought of. >> olaf. >> that never gets old to me. >> you can't have too many olafs. >> i guess that leaves me with something new. how does $10,000 sound? our friends at boomer naturals, a full-service wellness company are giving you $10,000 to spend however you like. they' they've donated tens of thousands of their best-selling face masks to those in need. they'll be sending boomer nano silver-enhanced ma rexaon kits to all of your colleagues. thanks to boomer naturals,
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