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glass of champagne, and staring wistfully out of a window. just kidding, i'm usually in my sweatpants making dinner with my wife, watching real housewives. but here i am. this is actually the first time i've been in a quiet, empty house in years. it's crazy at my place right now. we've been homeschooling our kids. this is our set up. designed by chrissy. we started a pod. you know what a pod is? i did not know before this year. it's weird to go from parent to teacher. i have to keep reminding my kids, "it's not 'i hate you, daddy,' it's 'i hate you, mr. john.'" and on top of everything else, my wife and i are expecting our third child. that's right. we took a look at 2020 and thought "you know what might
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reduce our stress? a newborn baby." you know what the world needs right now? more people! hey, speaking of big babies, did you hear the tape of the president saying he intentionally tried to downplay the virus even though he knew how serious it was? well, here it is. >> well, i think, bob, really, to be honest but. >> sure, i want you to. >> i wanted to always play it down. i still like playing it down. >> yes. >> because i don't want to create a panic. >> yes, he'd like us to believe antifa is flying across the country to kill us with soup cans but does not want us to panic. by the way, that's not some leaked audio tape. trump said that on the record to bob woodward who was writing a book about him. and he knew it! my four-year-old is better at keeping secrets.
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than the president. she knew we were pregnant for weeks before we announced it, and she didn't say a word to bob woodward. trump also said that he knew the virus was airborne very early on, and yet, he still discouraged people from wearing masks. that'd be like knowingly having unprotected sex with a porn star. maybe not the best example. okay, was that enough politics? or too much? i look forward to hearing your thoughts on twitter. i'm sure they'll be fair and not at all crazy. this has been a weird year to be a human and a musician. i'm not doing concerts right now, but some people are. this is from a christian music concert up in sacramento, where there was no social distancing whatsoever. ♪ jesus ♪
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>> come on. jesus. >> yeah, jesus is right. i personally believe that our lord and savior would want all the people at that concert to love their neighbor and cover their faces. in fact, i played jesus in jesus christ superstar, so this is technically true. jesus christ says to wear your damn mask! it's been tough to miss out on live shows because i love sharing my music and connecting with f and frany,ovattent i but luckily, i found another way to get it. a lot of singles have been doing
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these awkward video chat dates during the pandemic, so i worked with the producers here to find real people who had real virtual dates, and then i popped in unannounced to set the mood. >> what's up? >> hey, how's it going? it's so nice to finally put a face to the voice and the name. >> yeah, let's make this conversation interesting, i don't know. >> yeah. >> i'll give you a fun fact. i was run over by a truck when i was a year and a half old. >> what? >> it rolled over my leg, broke my leg. >> wow. like i had my foot ran over before. by a suv. >> really? >> yeah. hr someus. >> oh, we got the setting. >> aye, look who it is! >> oh! >> my man. ♪ oh, we've both been run over ♪ we've both been run over ♪ oh, we've both been run over by a car ♪ ♪ we got so much in common ♪ oh, i think that i'm fallin' ♪ but we both been run over by a
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car ♪ >>hi, guys! >> hey, what's up? >> i'm john legend. i came to crash your date. >> yeah. >> you're welcome here. >> bonding over getting run over by a car. >> this is like literally a match made in heaven. >> there you have it. >> but i think it's a match made in legend. okay, i gotta go. ♪ >> what type of music do you like? like do you like jazz? r&b? rap? >> look, hold on, i have some music. ♪ >> oh.
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♪ tom, let's have conversations in the dark ♪ ♪ the world is sleepin' ♪ i'm awake ♪ ooh ♪ with you ♪ movies that we've both already seen ♪ >> you know what? >> is that who i think it is? ♪ >> is that john legend? ♪ i won't break your heart >> hey! >> hey! how's it going? >> your date's good, because you have a whole shelf of red wine behind you. >> oh, no. >> that's the way how i, you know, cope throughout this pandemic. how are things in atlanta? >> well, i mean, there are literally like strip clubs open right now. >> wait, what? >> yes, like you can totally go -- >> how is that possible? >> -- and twerk your life away
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if you want to in atlanta. >> oh, my god. >> i guess you have to give it how you live. ♪ >> what the -- ♪ ♪ welcome to atlanta ♪ ♪ welcome to atlanta, you can twerk your life away ♪ ♪ all night >> we can definitely twerk our life away. ♪ ♪ gotta make it clear ♪ >> i don't even know what to say anymore. ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh >> this has been the most special date i have ever been on. [ laughter ] >> how'd you guys get set up? >> i saw a photo of him, and i was like, ooh, he's hellifying. >> this was it. >> it was like at first sight? >> absolutely. >> if it goes further, john, we're going to have to have you sing at our ceremony. >> there you go. i'm available for weddings, but i will say, i'm very expensive. ♪ welcome to atlanta
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♪ welcome to atlanta ♪ where you twerk your life away ♪ >> twerk it away. ♪ all night, all day ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah >> yes, that catchy ditty is about one of my favorite cities. by the way, jesus also says don't go to an atlanta strip club right now. your lap can wait. okay? we are going to have a lot of fun tonight. we have a great show for you, and we'll be right back with dj khaled, so stick around. [ applause ] >> all right. and it's already available in parts of select cities. like los angeles. and in new york city.
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>> dicky: portions of "jimmy >> welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live," i'm john legend. if you've been enjoying my new album "bigger love," and i hope you have, stick around because i'm going to play a new track from it in just a little bit. and tomorrow night, the great sam jackson will be hosting the show with his guest john david washington and music from snoh aalegra. after three platinum albums and a slew of top-ten hits, last january, our guest tonight won his very first grammy award, which he immediately had mounted on the hood of his jet ski. nt crar ak "popstar" and "greece" are available now. please welcome dj khaled. >> yo, john, what's up? >> what's up, khaled. how are you, sir? >> i'm good. you forgot to mention that you won that grammy with me. >> we won it together.
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i was going to save it for the interview. >> it's all love, brother, i'm excited to be here and congrats on your album, and i love that suit, you know, that baby blue is one of my favorite colors. >> i love that shirt that you're wearing and the fact that we won that grammy together. now you predicted to me that we were going to win this grammy. tell the folks out there the story of how you predicted this grammy to us. >> well, i was in the studio with the great nip, shout out to nip and his family and his kids. honor to work with nipsey russell. i told him, my gut's telling me we're going to win a grammy with this. 's going to grammy. like, yo, we're going to win a grammy together, and then i played him your hook, know what i'm saying? and it was just an energy that was so amazing in the studio, and i remember telling you. >> yeah.
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yeah. >> we're going to end up doing all that. >> all of that happened. we won the grammy, and it's full circle, because the very first time i was on a dj khaled record was with kanye and consequence, and the name of the song was "grammy family." >> and that was my first album, and i'm working on my 12th album now. i was just telling my friends john legend's been a part of my career from day one, and appreciate you, man, like it means a lot to me, and let's do more, you know. >> let's do more. have you been doing a lot of work during this pandemic time? >> yeah, man, i've been working on my album. it's called khaled khaled. it's my birth name. it's my first and last name. and i got this thing, stay prayed up, stay safe through the pandemic. stay prayed up and safe through every day life but with the virus you have to be careful out there. but i was telling my team we got to continue to be creative, continue to hustle. >> how are you working around all the restrictions.
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>> in i'm working in the house, through zoom. face timing with artists. if i can't be in the room with you, i'm going to be on face time to give you that energy to make sure these vocals are incredible. i feel like khaled khaled is going to be my biggest up to date. i love the challenge. i feel like those that's not hustling, you know, through the pandemic is going to be stuck in the pandemic. we call it the plandemic. >> this is your chance to plan. >> the plandemic. we got to plan. and we going to come out smarter and wiser, know what i mean? >> and i saw that you were staying tested, knew that you, knowing your status. >> yeah, i had to get tested. i was scared to get tested, but, you know. i took the family to turks and
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caicos. i don't know if you've ever been there. >> yeah, went there last holiday season. >> that water listerine, the color of listerine. >> not the purple one, the blue one. >> yeah, the blue one. the whole family had to get tested. i was a little nervous getting tested. but we had family fun doing it together. we blessed, it came back negative. but it also helped my mind. because before i didn't get tested i kept thinking, you know, you know, do we got it, know what i'm saying? >> yeah, yeah. >> because when you watch news and all that stuff. so i kind of cut the news out and stayed focussed on music and back yard. but going through the pandemic having the best family time ever. >> i saw you taking a test, and you celebrated after take being the test. here we go. played your own record. oh, oh, yes.
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>> a legendary one. sitiver gative yet, but u were you were just happy you took the test. >> yeah, it's just that stick they put up in your nose, know what i mean? i don't really do that, know what i'm saying? it's not my thing. >> it's not the most comfortable thing. >> but i did it and my son was in the background, and he was cheering for me, too, so it get good. >> one more thing before we go. you just had another baby boy, alom. >> yes. >> now assad has gotten to executive produce some of your previous work. now i'm wondering, as a second-bor want to be overlooked. i'm wondering if alom gets a chance to executive produce khaled khaled. >> sure, alom is definitely executive producer of khaled khaled.
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but it's going to be assad and alom. i've got two beautiful boys. i'm working on the new album. i just dropped a new video, with me, drake and justin bieber, starring justin bieber. >> and we appreciate you coming on the show. thank you for hangin' out with me. khaled khaled produced by alom and assad comes out later this year. thank you, love you, brother. ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes benz, the best or nothing. who know an open mind is the only kind. who don't need to travel to find something new. who know where to escape, even just for a moment. who don't need a fortune to find a gem. and who know when you spend less, you can discover even more. and never, ever stop discovering.
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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is brought to you by mercedes benz. the best or nothing. >> welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." my next guest is my wife's favorite artist and if he isn't, well then, we are gonna talk about that when i get home. the album is called "bigger love," the song is called "wild." take it away, john. ♪ ♪ i just bought a new car one where the top goes down so we can see the stars ♪ ♪ i wanna take you so far out past the saturn rings and into my heart ♪
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♪ i wanna drive you wild, wild, wild i wanna love you for miles and miles ♪ ♪ we can go slow we don't need to rush i'll take the wheel make you feel every touch ♪ ♪ i wanna drive you wild, wild, wild ♪ ♪ lay on the passenger's side tell me how fast you want we'll get there tonight ♪ ♪ oooh, fire you set me on fire i swear you're the only one i'd take on this ride ♪
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♪ i wanna drive you wild, wild, wild i wanna love you for miles and miles ♪ ♪ we can go slow we don't need to rush i'll take the wheel make you feel every touch ♪ ♪ i wanna drive you wild, wild, wild ♪ ♪ ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ♪ yeah ♪ wanna love you wanna touch you wanna drive you ♪ ♪ wild, wild, wild
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>> that is all the time we have asel dkimmel. samuel l. jackson will be here tomorrow with his guest john david washington. "nightline" is next. goodnight. ♪ the president and the governor both talking fire management today. what firefighting veterans and environmentals had to say about the very topic. poor air quality creating more problems during the pandemic. what a doctor says you need to know about your child's health.
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i'll let you know when the air quality will improve, coming up. whiy city leaders say any change is a shared responsibility. >> building a better bay area for a safe and secure future. tonight keep the windows closed tight. another evening of hazardous air quality. >> you can see most of the bay area is seeing red or unhealthy air. >> let's check in with sandy patel. >> it's getting old. i want to show you the air quality right now. across the bay area everyone in the red still.

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