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first lady testing positive for coronavirus. thanks for joining us. >> good night. ♪ this is an abc color presentation. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, travis scott and lauren cohan. and now, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us for -- boy, i woke up this morning and got one heck of a surprise. did you know that today is october? >> it's october, can you believe it? >> october the 1st already. >> can you believe it? >> no. >> october 1st, can you believe it? >> october 1st. >> can you believe it? >> october 1st, can you believe it? >> october 1st, can you believe it? >> october 1st, can you believe
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it? >> october. >> yeah, can you believe it? >> october. can you believe it? >> october 1st. >> i know. >> i'm lisa spooner. >> can you believe it? >> no. >> jimmy: yeah, it really came out of nowhere this year. yesterday, it was september, right? and then, all of a sudden! this has been another lousy week. we had a nice little distraction here in l.a., with the dodgers and the lakers, but between the virus and the debate, and the murder hornets are back again, the mood is grim. some local businesses though - are coming up with ways - to turn that around. this is a real promotion from vinnie's pizzeria in brooklyn. did you know there was a vinnie's pizzeria in brooklyn? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: believe it or not, there are. at vinnie's this month they're offering "positive reinforcement." "for one dollar, our delivery driver will look you straight in the eyes and tell you "everything's gonna be ok, and you're doing the best you can." [ applause ] clever.
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that would be a fun one to surprise your wife with, "hey, you're not gonna believe what the pizza guy just said to me" i like that they're doing this, but let's be honest, if you have to pay someone a dollar to tell you everything's ok, everything is not ok case in point. this is really -- i don't even have the word to describe what this is. it's some combination of shocking and infuriating, and sickening. the white house press secretary, kylie mackaloony, who came to life when a witch cast a spell on a barbie dreamhouse, was asked today by john roberts of "fox news" to clarify, once and for all, to make it crystal clear that the president of the united states does not condone white supremacy. >> i'd like to ask you for a definitive and declarative statement without ambiguity. as the person who speaks for the president, does the president
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denounce white supremism and groups that espouse it in allel their forms. >> this has been answered. yesterday by the president himself. on the debate stage, the president was asked this. he said sure three times. yesterday he was point blank asked, do you denounce white supremacy, and he said i always denounce any form of that. >> jimmy: they just won't say it. and to his credit, roberts did not let it end there. >> just to clear it up this morning. can you, naming it, make a declarative statement that the president denounces this? >> the president was asked this. you're contriving a story line. >> no, i'm not. i'm just asking to you put this to rest. >> i just did. i just read you all of the quotes. >> kayleigh, can you right now denounce white supremacy? and the groups that espouse it. >> i just did. the president has denounced white supremacy, the kkk and hate groups in all forms.
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he signed a raesolution to that effect. >> jimmy: she won't answer him! can you imagine having a job where you have to make sure you don't overdo it denouncing white supremacy? and keep in mind john roberts works for fox news. this is the network that draws a happy face on every terrible thing this lunatic does. god forbid any of their reporters ask a real question. because if they do, their viewers start attacking them, too. >> for all of you on twitter who are hammering me for asking that question, i don't care! because it's a question that needs to be asked and clearly the president's republican colleagues, a mile away from here, are looking for an answer, too. so stop deflecting. some blaming the media. i'm tired of it. >> jimmy: great job, guys. you broke john roberts. he has no more fox left to give. this morning i went to check the president's twitter. and i think this sums it up well. "something went wrong. try again." we will. in four weeks.
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[ applause ] this morning, after virtually everyone said his debate performance was a disaster, trump wrote, "i won the debate big, based on compilation of polls etc. thank you!" this is what he's gonna do when he loses, right? "i won the election big. et cetera. thank you!" we'll have to smoke him out. trump clearly lost the debate, big, so now what he's doing is trying to claim that joe biden is too scared to debate him again. >> you know, biden lost badly when his supporters are saying he should cancel the rest of the debates. now we hear he's canceling the debates. let's see what happens. i think that's not going to be a good move for him. >> jimmy: anyway, who here has covid? high five if you do. a lot of people think they should cancel the debates, but biden is not among them. his campaign flatly said they were planning to move forward with the rest of the debates. but, it seems like trump is trying to squirrel his way out of them. you know, the president broke so many rules that the debate
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commission is putting stricter measures in place so he can't bulldoze and bs his way through it. and trump doesn't want that, so he's hedging. this afternoon, he tweeted, "why would i allow the debate commission to change the rules for the second and third debates when i easily won last time?" i dunno. why would you dye your face the color of a pumpkin? it's one of the mysteries of trump. meanwhile, the president's most loyal fearmongrel, rudy giuliani - weighed in with his take on tuesday night's shameful showdown. he wrote, "the debat." and that was it. and he left it up for an hour. the debat. the debat, guillermo. >> guillermo: the what? >> jimmy: the debat. you know, the bat we got the coronavirus from? >> guillermo: the what? i don't know what's that. >> jimmy: this is like kiaro on first. meanwhile, according to a new
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study from cornell university, do you know what source is the number one spreader of misinformation about the coronavirus? it's not facebook. it's donald juniper trump. our dear misleader. of course, he's the biggest source of misinformation on the virus. he's the biggest source of misinformation on everything. if "miss information" was a beauty pageant, he would win it every year. as part of his confusion and disinformation campaign, the president is blocking an order, issued by his own centers for disease control, that would keep cruise ships docked through february. obviously, they're doing this because cruise ships are super spreaders when it comes to disease. but that's no bueno for business, especially in florida, so trump stepped in to make sure the ships to set sail at the end of this month. who in their right mind would go on a cruise right now? i mean, how badly do you need to eat shrimp and see "smashmouth"? speaking of cruise ships, remember in march when trump
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didn't want that cruise to dock in california because the 21 people who had it would double the number of positive cases in the united states? now, it's ok. now, it's just a cost-effective way to be buried at sea. meanwhile, this is what barack obama was up to last night, he was one of the virtual fans "at" the lakers-heat game. he was on a screen in the crowd next to shaq and james worthy. and many people watching at home were wondering why he appeared to be making a speech. it looks like he's giving a ted talk or something. well, it turns out he was sitting, virtually, with people who volunteered to work at the polls to thank and inspire them for doing it. this is what he was saying. >> we don't, democracy doesn't work if just a few people do it. it's like playing with half the team. but it's only that way if people aren't participating. if people get involved, then we get the best of them. and that's what i'm hopin's going to happen. >> jimmy: yeah. "uh, thanks mr. president. glad to do it. do you mind?
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i'm trying to watch the game." this pandemic has been hard on everyone. it has been hard on families, on people who are single, and couples. being locked up with another person is challenging. and, so, we've adapted a favorite game we usually play this with pedestrians, but tonight we go into homes to try to guess whether two people onscreen are a couple in quarantine, or strangers, who have never met before. it's time to play "couple or not?" [ applause ] ♪ all right. let's meet our first duo. we do not know if these people are a couple or strangers. charles and ariel is your name? >> yes. >> jimmy: hi, how are you, how are you? welcome. >> i'm doing well. how are you. >> jimmy: i'm doing well. i have to figure this out. you could be in the same place, in totally different cities, i really don't know. i'm not getting a clue based on the backgrounds of your homes, they seem quite different.
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the idea of the game is to try to convince me you are a couple. let me ask you some questions, okay? first off, how did you meet? >> at a lounge? >> yeah. at a lounge. >> jimmy: okay. well, if that's your answer, i'm going to say you are not a couple, is that correct? what happened? well, you're definitely not a couple now. what did you do? oh, you are a couple! oh! i was confused. all right, very good. you have your very own mic flag there. how about that? >> i'm trying to be like you. >> jimmy: you stumped me, i should have asked more question. guillermo, you have a prize? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: what have they got? >> guillermo: you got two balls of yarn.
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>> that's amazing. >> jimmy: we'll have them in the mail. you'll have them by christmas. i was just getting my bearings. so we have tino and nicole. your backgrounds look like walls are almost the same color, but not quite. how long have you been together, tino? >> a little over a year. >> jimmy: how did you meet? >> we actually met on a dating app. >> jimmy: which dating app, tino? >> tinder. >> jimmy: i'm going to say based on your tongue poking out like a lizard smelling the air, that you are not a couple! there goes tino. is tino in the house? >> we are not a couple. >> jimmy: are you not a couple. cleverly done. maybe something will work out.
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we have a prize for you guys, too, what have we got? >> dinner for one at cheesecake factory. >> jimmy: dinner for one at the cheesecake factory. we're back on track. let's try another couple or not. okay. maisie and finna. am i pronouncing your names correctly? >> yes. >> you got it! >> jimmy: fina, what's your favorite thing to do with maisie during quarantine? >> we started doing paint nights a lot. she's better than i am. but yeah. paint. >> jimmy: maisie, what's fina's middle name? >> clark. >> jimmy: that was fast. i'm going to say you are a couple. am i correct? >> we're not. we're sisters. we're sisters. >> jimmy: oh, you're sisters! that was cheating.
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>> guillermo: that was cheating. >> jimmy: you know what, i'm not giving you a prize for that one. you're going home empty handed. don't worry, it's not your fault, i'm going to have a chat with the staff. thank you, maisie and fina. let's see who else is on board. jim and kelci. jim and kelci. your lighting is strikingly different. jim, how long have you and kelci been together? >> 21 years. >> jimmy: oh, kelci, where did you meet jim? >> at work. >> jimmy: oh, at work. what do you guys do for a living? >> right now, i'm a stay-at-home mom. >> jimmy: what were you doing then? >> call center. >> jimmy: call center. jim, do you work at the call center? >> i do. >> jimmy: okay. is that a headset you're wearing? >> this is a headset.
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>> jimmy: is that the one you wear at work? >> it is! >> jimmy: what kind of calls do you make? >> i don't make the calls, but our company takes and receives calls from all over the world. >> jimmy: jim, what is kelci's nickname for you? >> hmm, sweetheart. >> jimmy: kelci, is that true? >> no. >> jimmy: well, what is your nickname for jim? >> honey. >> jimmy: honey, okay. you know what? i'm going to say you are a couple, am i correct? jim exits frame. and does he enter? kelci? if he does, we got -- there they are. all right, see that? thank you. guillermo, what do we have for jim and kelci? >> guillermo: one toothbrush to share!
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>> jimmy: thank you for playing "couple or not." did we learn anything there, guillermo? >> guillermo: nothing, jimmy. >> jimmy: here's what we learned. we learned that we're going to move on. we've got a big show for you tonight. lauren cohan is here. and we'll have travis scott, so stick around. ♪ >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by progressive. >> dicky: abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by progressive. oh, wow. you're doing, uh, you're doing really great with the twirling. dad, if you want to talk, i have a break at 3:00. okay, okay. i'm going. i'm gone. like -- like i wasn't here. [ horn honks ] keep -- keep doing it, buddy. switch to progressive and you can save hundreds. you know, like the sign says. now any order can be rewarding
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shaquille o'neal and music from a$ap ferg, featuring tyga. so join us then. our first guest tonight is a multi-platinum-selling music artist and entrepreneur who has collaborated with everyone from drake and the weekend to michael jordan and mayor mccheese. his super-sized single, "franchise," features young thug and m-i-a. we'll hear that from him later. please welcome travis scott. hello, travis! how are you doin'? >> great, man. >> jimmy: things are going great for you, aren't they? >> things are going great, i'm not going to lie, this is weird talking to you through the screen, i miss the studio, i miss smelling the desk. >> jimmy: you can stop by and smell the desk after the virus has passed. travis, a lot of people, a lot of celebrities will have sandwiches named after them. arnold palmer has iced tea. rarely does someone have their own meal named after them like at mcdonald's, how did that happen?
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how did it come to pass? >> part of it might be a secret, and some of it is they hit he up to do something, and i was like, yo, i really love, it's one of the things that kept me going when i was a kid, whatever i was doing, the quarter pounder is like my favorite thing to grab late at night, especially. >> jimmy: what is in the travis scott meal? what is, what is special, what is different about it? >> yeah, so i was on the phone with them, and bacon is like my favorite thing in my diet. i think the first thing my dad ever gave me was bacon. when i was on the phone with them, i was talking and rambling, yo, i love the quarter pounder, and i love to add bacon on it, and i was like, yo, i started rambling about this idea, and you know, we started rockin' with this whole idea, you know. they just was able to make it happen. >> jimmy: and it's been like a
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huge hit, right? >> yeah, it's pretty dope, it's pretty dope, yeah. >> jimmy: the most interesting ingredient to me is extra lettuce, you have extra lettuce in there. >> that's the thing. it's a little weird. i might order my sandwich a little weird, but that's the whole thing. that's just the whip. and you have to have barbecue sauce on the side with the fries, you know what i mean, with the catsup. >> jimmy: it's so interesting to be able, and now when you go through the drive through, what do you say, i'll have the me? or how does it work? you don't have to give your special order anymore. >> nah, it's crazy. i don't know. i just actually go through and order it the same way, and it's crazy, they ask me if i want it my burger, and i'm like, yeah. >> jimmy: we have a video. there's a mcdonald's here, like the oldest mcdonald's in the country in downey, and you did a
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surprise appearance there last month. and all of these people showed up. >> the thing is, i didn't know all these people were going to be there. i didn't send anyone the address or anything like that. i was going to go, one, i wanted to see this mcdonald's, and two, they had this story with classic mcdonald's stuff from the first mcdonald's and stuff. so i went there to go do that. i wanted to get the meal, i wanted to do the whole classic thing, and man, all the fans were there, which made it even better, that's why i was excited. like, i haven't seen so many people in so long. >> jimmy: did you get covid tested immediately after that happened? >> yeah, i did. i had to go watch this film and i had to get tested before i went there, and i was like, oh, man, if i fail -- >> jimmy: you have not seen this yet? >> oh, you have it! i have seen it, but i don't have
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it. it's crazy. >> jimmy: it's going right in my home, in my living room. >> crazy. >> jimmy: that's exciting, huh? >> it's so dope. man, i'm still like a kid with action figures. >> jimmy: do you collect action figures? >> i do, actually, i have a lot of different action figures. >> jimmy: like what? >> i have anime action figures, random sculptures, fantasy action sculptures, crazy, crazy. >> jimmy: you were a ball boy for the houston rockets. what year was this that you were working there? >> had to been, i want to say my junior in high school or senior in high school. one of those transitions. >> jimmy: who were the players? >> kyle lowry, austin. >> jimmy: was yao ming there? >> he was like at the end of his, know what i mean?
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>> jimmy: right. >> so it wasn't too much of a star-studded team at that time. yeah, i remember melo from the nuggets because one day, like we weren't supposed to talk to star athletes. one day melo signed his headband and gave me his headband, which is so funny, he probably doesn't remember this. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm guessing he doesn't. do the guys know now that you were the kid? >> it's crazy because i don't even, it's not like i'm hey, yo, man, i was a ball boy, my homey got me the job because he worked there, and it was just dope. i thought it was so dope, man, and man, i met kobe there, and kobe signed a ball for me. he used to do tight things like after the game he might walk to the bus, take me back to the bus. he'd do all type of --
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>> jimmy: did they ever ask you to do personal errands for them? the players? >> just a player ball boy, code of honor, know what i'm saying? i can't really, know what i mean? >> jimmy: yes. >> i got to hold it down. >> jimmy: yeah. did they ever tip you? who was the best tipper of the players that you worked with? >> that's another code of honor, i got to protect all my boys, all my ball boys out there, you know what's going on, hold it down for the team players. >> jimmy: so your thing, it doesn't matter if you're a huge tipper, because the ball boy will never tell anybody? >> we'll never tell. >> jimmy: all right, we're going to take a break, travis scott is with us. we'll be right back with travis. ♪ ctget two days to save big on everything you need and love.
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together. proposition 16 provides equal opportunities, levelling the playing field for all of us. vote yes on prop 16. ♪ >> jimmy: hi, we are back with travis scott. travis has an action figure. he has a meal named after him. he has a giant chicken mcnuggets body pillow. was this your idea, travis? >> it was. it was. have you ever fell asleep and just dreamed about a nugget? >> jimmy: yeah, i have, it's called being high. [ laughter ]
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>> ah, man. >> jimmy: i like that. i bet you that thing is going to sell like crazy. if my wife would let me, i'd fill the house with mcnugget pillows. >> you know, christmas is on the way, i got it. >> jimmy: big garbage can full of hot mustard dipping sauce. you're going to do some music a little bit later with mia and young thug. i was thinking about your name, travis scott, which is, you know, a lot of people come up with these funny, crazy names. we've got snoop dogg, a lot of doctors, a lot of lils. a lot of asaps. you came up with a name that sounds like you might own a car dealership. >> the crib is kind of like a car dealership now. but nah, it's just like, i don't know. it's weird, because travis is actually my uncle's name, and i
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look up to my uncle. so i just thought, he's like my super hero, and scott is one of my favorite artists. that's his first name. >> jimmy: oh, wow. how about that. was your uncle travis excited that you were using his name? >> yeah, he tells me about it every day. >> jimmy: so you directed this music video for franchise, and it's really very well done. i was watching it today. and you shot it at michael jordan's house. now, did michael know you were shooting it at his house? >> yeah, he did. mike, i don't know if you watchin' this, but i left some shoes in the garage, i'm coming back for those. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> nah, yeah, nah, he knew, yeah, man, that's my guy. thank you for letting me use your crib. >> jimmy: you shot a video at michael jordan's house. there's no question who lives
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there, i guess it could be lebron's house, too. were you tempted to go through any of his stuff? did you go through his room or medicine cabinet? >> we shot all through the crib. we turned a lot of the crib into what you see. the cacti wall, we turned his house into, we kind of split the crib, know what i'm saying? >> jimmy: i know as far as interior design goes, you are very fond of astroturf, the fake grass. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that because you are from houston, because it was invented there? >> yeah, yeah, i love, actually, let me show you something. i'm actually -- >> jimmy: oh, wow. i don't know, man. i just love outside. and i just like to escape outside. everywhere i go. >> jimmy: do dogs get confused in your house? >> it's crazy.
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i just got a dog maybe earlier this year, and he came back from the trainer. and the dog, the trainer came to my house, and she like, i have turf in all these different rooms, and she's just like looking and was like, yo. and like, what are we going to do? i was like, ah, man, i don't know. it's so crazy. he's been kickin' it. and the next day i wake up and i find this big pile of dog poop on the floor. good thing was it wasn't on the turf. it was on the wood! so i called, i don't think i have turf problems, but the wood problems, maybe we should train for that one. >> jimmy: what kind of dog did you get, travis? >> i got a bully. >> jimmy: you're going to play your new single for us called "franchise." this is not an mcdonald's franchise, it is franchise like michael jordan franchise.
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get ready for that. get all revved up on the astro turf. travis scott, everybody. we'll be right back with lauren cohan. [ applause ] ♪ cohan. [ applause ] ♪ contactless delivery tarright to your door,very- designed for your day. so you can work out, join in, and game on. just download the target app and try it today.
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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. you know our next guest as maggie from "the walking dead." she returns to the role that killed many zombies this sunday on amc. please welcome lauren cohan. hello, lauren! how are you? [ applause ] can you hear me? >> oh, no. >> jimmy: oh, you can't hear me? >> oh, i can hear you now! i could see you the whole time. i was getting really good at lip reading. >> jimmy: you are the last person to have the plug-in set of headphones. >> thank you. when i read an e-mail that says the sound will be better and there will be less mistakes if you do this, i follow the instructions, and apparently it didn't work. >> jimmy: where are you right now? >> i'm in georgia. >> jimmy: norman reedus was with
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us, and he said he was also in georgia, and i assume that's because you're both shooting "the walking dead" there. >> yes, i watched norman's segment. it was very funny. >> jimmy: oh, you did? >> yeah, i like to watch tv. >> jimmy: are you lonely? are you bored? what's going on with you what have you been doing for the last, what, 18 months? >> i was in l.a. until a few weeks ago when i got into quarantining like everybody, setting up my place for the who knows how long and doing all those kind of, if i'm here, i'm going to zen my place and make it amazing. >> jimmy: you've been buying stuff. i'm interested in this, because i heard the story, and i have a similar story, but tell us about what, you've been buying stuff on amazon, right? or some website? >> yeah, i've been buying stuff online. i feel like, first of all, very grateful for everybody that
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delivers and has delivered during this time. and i would feel more grateful for people if they put to scale pictures in what you're buying. >> jimmy: right. >> because i bought. >> jimmy: i know exactly what you're talking about, yes. >> you know what i mean, okay. >> jimmy: yes, i've done this myself, yeah. >> i go to buy these himalayan salt lamps, because i think, my living room is going to be this sanctuary for me. it's my choice to be here. >> jimmy: these are those pink, like, they're made out of salt, right? >> hippie lamps. >> jimmy: in the night, you can lick them while you are in bed? >> your dog does. and if the food that you're sharing with people, you can secretly lick the lamp. >> jimmy: they're practical. >> i get one for each corner of the room. i think this is nice. it will be a really nice aura in
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here, and i should have realized something was really wrong when my kitchen window overlooks where u.p.s. comes up, and i can hear the u.p.s. guy grunting, and i look out the window and i hear the dolly, and the dolly slams onto the pavement, and he pulls these lamps up, and i have accidentally ordered four 200-pound salt lamps, so i now have 800 pounds of pink rock in my house. it is no longer like this zen situation. it's just. >> jimmy: yes, and now -- >> yes! >> jimmy: that is to scale. this is, but this coca-cola can was not on the website when you ordered it. >> no. no. did you ask them to put it on there? >> jimmy: i don't know, i don't know how it got there, it looks like a coke can from 1982, though. >> my headset and the coke can are from the same shop.
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>> jimmy: i ordered a chair that i thought was like an office chair. and when it came, it was this big. it was tiny. and i was wondering why it was only like $60. i was like, boy, i really scored a deal on this thing and it was like a chair for a cricket or something. they need to have a term for this, like shoptical illusion or something, where you don't know the size of the item you're buying until it arrives at your house. >> they should have a person in the video for each thing you're demonstrating using it. you would have had an ant getting on your chair. >> jimmy: it could be shaquille o'neill or kelly ripa, and you don't really know. i think the coke can is a good one. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what else have you been doing? what do you do when you're cooped up? >> yeah, yeah, you do master class, i'm going to become an expert at something. >> jimmy: the website, master
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class? >> yes. >> jimmy: where they teach you how to do things. >> where you pay the membership and you don't use it until boom! it's quarantine. and then. >> jimmy: that's right. >> the first thing i think to my self is timberland, i'm going to learn how to make music. you can tell this is really not me. so i proceed to over the course of quarantine watch every single master class. but only the first one and a half episodes. so i'm now successfully a master at being useless at many, many, many things. >> jimmy: you did the half-ass master class is what you did. >> yes. >> jimmy: were there any that you particularly liked? >> yeah. >> jimmy: which one? >> i liked all of them. i liked gardening, gangster gardening. i liked, i liked learning to sing like christina aguilera. i liked the dog whispering one. i liked negotiation, the cia,
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i'm not lying, i finished steve martin's. >> jimmy: it's great. does christina aguilera teach how to sing like christina aguilera? >> she teaches you how well she sings. >> jimmy: i see. >> so you won't sing like christina aguilera, but you'll remember how well she sings. >> jimmy: are you back shooting "walking dead" right now or are you on the set and going through the whole process? >> almost there. we start in about a week and a half. i just did my, the first thing i did in filming -- i know how to speak -- was a music video last weekend for tom petty, which is pretty incredible. >> jimmy: oh. >> i know. i know. >> jimmy: you know he passed away. >> i know. >> jimmy: so that wasn't a surprise when you got there? >> wait a minute. >> jimmy: norman said that, norman said that you are, that they have some like epidemiologists from the
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pentagon working on the set at "walking dead", have you been vetted by that person? >> so this is what happened. so, before i did the video, i said okay, guys, i really want to do this video, but if you can follow all the same protocol that we are doing on "walking dead." they came in guns blazing, red team down, blue shield up! sanitizer. to the extent where i felt like i was followed to the bathroom. and i did wash my hands. i did. >> jimmy: really? following you into the bathroom? wow. >> not in, not in. it was good. >> jimmy: those are not health officials, those are perverts, lauren. you need to be more careful. well, i look forward to seeing you on the show again. it's "the walking dead." it's back for a special episode.
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by mercedes benz. the best our nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to lauren cohan, apologies to matt damon. nightline is next, but first, here with the song, "franchise" with some help from young thug and m.i.a. -- travis scott! ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ mm, mm, mm, mm ♪ ♪ yup in my white tee yeah call up hype williams for the hype please ♪ uh they gon' wipe you before you wipe me unboxing my
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checks not my nikes ♪ cacti's not no iced tea uh got 'em bamboozled like i'm spike lee ♪ ♪ uh you need more than google just to find me uh i just call her "bae" to get her hyphy ♪ ♪ incredible icky-icky general i just start the label just to sign me ♪ uh me and chase connected like we siamese ♪ ♪ uh we've been on the run feel like a crime spree talk to me nicely ♪ (i seen his face seen it) yup on his white tee uh ♪ ♪ yeah yup call the sprite people private flight to france tryna sight-see ♪ popped 'em in his hands he was typin' caterpillar 'rari i fold it lift it up ♪ i went on the stand told the judge to pass my cup ♪ ♪ ran up twenty million told the devil "keep the luck" ♪ keep that keep that ho rip pop keep the smoke ♪ talk to me nicely keep her on the chain that ain't like me ♪ scotts with no
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strings you can't tie me i'm higher than the plane i'm where the skypes be ♪ ♪ yeah yep in my slime tee princey in his prime yee yellowbone too feisty yee ♪ ♪ clean him up no napkin yee ♪ yup in my white tee yeah call up hype williams for the hype please ♪ uh they gon' wipe you before you wipe me unboxing my checks not my nikes ♪ 'scuse me zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi don't be missin' man ♪ ♪ mississippi dip a sippy make 'em happy make 'em copy ♪ ♪ make 'em get me chippi chippi ♪ there's a lot i'm gon' spend ♪ tell me when i beam you to pull up you gon' shootout while i spin ♪ ♪ trippin' like i'm trigger happy saltfish ackee ackee ♪ ♪ golf buggy kawasaki catch a fish sushi maki ♪ livin' life london city left the town thug and travis be the fam ♪ ♪ yup yeah you know that and when they free us out it's gonna be a film a kodak ♪ shoot me pourin' right above the rim like pollack ♪ i've been rippin'
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and runnin' ♪ ♪ not slippin' or slidin' athletic tendencies ♪ i've been up since cheffin' it whippin' it to the base rock i provide the remedy ♪ ♪ when we open gates up at utopia (it's lit) it's like zootopia ♪ you see the crosses over ya (yeah) that's how you know it's us ♪ at 4 a.m. i'm phonin' ya' not for no shoulder rub ♪ ♪ them jackboys open cleaners up the way they fold and tuck ♪ ♪ yup in my white tee yeah call up hype williams for the hype please ♪ yeah they gon' wipe you before you wipe me yeah unboxing my checks not my checks ♪ ♪ not my ♪ checks ♪ not my ♪ bangers in the system ♪ in our key ♪ bangers in the system ♪ bangers in the system ♪ m.i.a.s
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this is "nightline." tonight, breaking news. president trump and the first lady testing positive for covid-19, quarantining in the white house, coming after one of the white house's closest advisers tested positive this week. what we now know. >> "nightline" starts right now with byron poititts. >> we begin with breaking news. the president and first lady have tested positive for the coronavirus. this after one of the president's closest advisers testing positive for the coronavirus. this after hope hicks traveled with him on tuesday. we go to white house correspondent rachel scott. rachel, you've been right there, front and
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