tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC October 13, 2020 11:35pm-12:38am PDT
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have a great night. i'm ama daetz. >> and i'm dan ashley. appreciate your time. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, from the champion l.a. lakers, anthony davis. patrick dempsey. the bachelorette, clare crawley. and music from one republic. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh. oh, hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for everything. it was an exciting day in america, the world even, i guess. this morning, apple unveiled their new iphone, the "iphone 12." last year around this time, they released the iphone 11. makes you wonder, what are these guys planning next? the iphone 13? [ laughter ]
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the new one comes in four different models, the iphone 12, the iphone 12 pro, the iphone 12 pro max, and for the first time ever, the "iphone 12 mini." apple loves to do this. they make their devices bigger and bigger, and then, out of nowhere, they release a small one to make you go "ew gross, look how fat my old phone is." i need the little one. but the nice thing about the mini is when you drop it, this one fits all the way down the toilet. we actually got our hands on the iphone 12 mini, and, well, first of all, not only is it called the 12, they come in a pack of 12. they even have their own little dispenser. with the different colorful head on them. like this is chewbacca. anyway, this is the phone. it comes in six different colors this one is yellow, and it is delicious. [ laughter ] i love pez. you like pez? >> yeah, i do. >> jimmy: can i pets you? no, lift up your head. there you go. okay, great. [ applause ]
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that was definitely not according to covid regulations. our pets-brained president was in johnstown, pennsylvania, tonight spreading his microbes across the keystone state. last night, he made his bigly return to the rally stage in sanford, florida. trump did about an hour of material in florida, and he killed. he really killed. we'll have to wait a week or two to see how many he killed, but he definitely killed. the president claims to be off his covid meds, but he seems to be on something, because last night, he was feeling little droplets of love in the air. >> if you don't feel good about it, if you want to stay, stay. relax, stay. if you want to get out there, get out. one thing with me, the nice part. i went through it, now they say i'm immune, i can -- i feel so powerful, i'll walk into that audience. i'll walk in there, i'll kiss everyone in that audience.
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i'll kiss the guys and the beautiful women and the -- every -- i'll just give you a big, fat kiss. >> jimmy: eww, god. the covid made him horny, run, everybody! [ laughter ] this rally in florida was packed with thousands of maskless people, all there to see their beloved spready kruger. [ laughter ] at one point, the president who was also not wearing a mask started throwing masks to the crowd of people not wearing masks. which makes a lot of sense. and if you're wondering what kind of folks would line up for an event like this? these are the them. >> i think the virus has been extremely politicated, it has been used to lock down this country. >> yeah. >> which is what will happen if joe biden is re-elected. >> i think it's about time, setting the example, we need a hurt -- a herd immunity out there. >> i'm not concerned. i've been working. all the time. ain't got no covid.
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i take vitamins, i eat healthy. i just ain't worried about it. >> jimmy: he's got his flintstones chewables and nothing to fear. trump closed the night out by strutting his stuff to-the only band in america that will let him use their songs. ♪ young men i said young man what do you want to be ♪ ♪ i say young man >> jimmy: that's right, he's a young man. do you think trump has any idea who the village people are, or what that song represents? [ laughter ] no way, right? he plays it everywhere he goes. ♪ ♪ young man there's no need to feel down ♪ ♪ i said young man get yourself off the ground ♪ ♪ i said young man cause you're in a newtown ♪ ♪ there's no need to be unhappy ♪
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♪ young man there's a place you can go i said young man ♪ ♪ when you're short on your dough you can stay there ♪ ♪ at and i'm sure you will find many ways to have a good time ♪ ♪ it's fun to stay at the -- >> walter reed hospital. >> jimmy: no, that's not -- anyway. coolest president since miller como, you have to admit. the election is now only three weeks away, which is crazy. i feel we need more time to get to know the candidates. [ laughter ] other than the fact that they're both old white men, donald trump and joe biden could not be more different. biden, not only is he wearing a mask, he's holding drive-in rallies. he was in ohio yesterday. this was less a rally, and more a poorly attended drive-by birthday party. [ laughter ] for garrett, our camera guy. [ cheers and applause ] garrett, i got you a present.
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it's a new iphone. there you go, enjoy. [ cheers and applause ] so no one is getting any virus at joe biden's rallies. meanwhile, the president is on a cross-country coronapalooza tour. >> we love you, we love you, we love you, we love you! >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you, if you die, i don't care, but thank you very much. it is quite a contrast, though i do have to say, biden hasn't been playing it totally safe. >> he turned his back on you. i promise you, i will never do that. [ car horns honking ] it's time to reward work, not wealth. work! >> jimmy: i know. normally if you drive by joe biden you're yelling to tell him his blinkers are on. cases of covid are going up in more than 30 states, and this is alarming too. yesterday, they confirmed the first re-infection in the united states, and the second time was reportedly worse than the first.
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that's how it usually goes with sequels. but the president doesn't want to hear it. instead of the virus, he's fighting dr. fauci. the trump campaign, upset dr. fauci, they took a quote of his out of context to make it appear he's praising the president and put it in a campaign ad. fauci goes to great lengths to stay out of pot ticks so he criticized the campaign, he recommended they pull the ad, he even suggested if they do it again it could backfire, was his quote. trump, of course, demands blind, stupid loyalty so he fired back with a tweet mocking, tony's pitching arm is far more accurate than his prognostications, and despite the doctor's warning, trump is doubling down on phony fauci endorsements. >> when it comes to battling the coronavirus, top infectious disease experts agree donald trump has the answers america needs. >> all i can do is plead with
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the people out there to be consistent and listen to the president. >> they echo his bold plan for restarting the country. >> i'm telling you, as a public health official, i say, open up completely, go on a cruise ship. >> and marvel at his ability to lead. >> this is a president of historic proportions. the likes of which we have not seen in 102 years. >> among the experts, president donald trump is number one. >> i'm donald trump, and i do whatever the hell i want. >> jimmy: that's right. i'm glad they're on the same page, finally. we have an all-star-studded show for you tonight. patrick dempsey is with us, in person. [ cheers and applause ] he's backstage, there's a lot of human being here. from the new nba champion los angeles lakers, anthony davis will join us. [ cheers and applause ] and we will visit with clare, the new bachelorette. what an exciting time to be an american. [ cheers and applause ] according to chris harrison, this is going to be the most dramatic season of "the bachelorette" yet, and he never says that.
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it is funny, that they made a new season of "the bachelorette" during covid. at abc, we consider 42 people making out in a hot tub to be "essential workers." [ laughter ] clare, if you watched the show, she met a lot of interesting mandidates tonight. including this gentleman, who has an interesting job title. >> clare, you look beautiful. >> thank you. >> i know your dogs are super important to you, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: why is every manager of every boy band named kenny? can anyone answer that question? several of the men said dopey things tonight, but none more so than a goofy former nfl player named jason, who is the recipient of the first-ever award for "bachelo-red flag of the night." >> i was able to spend a few minutes with the most beautiful girl that i have seen since my mother, clare.
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>> jimmy: well, he probably means mother in the mike pence way, you know? every season, i predict who i believe will be "the one." and when i say i predict, i mean my wife, molly, predicts. i really don't care at all. molly is very good at this. let's get her on the line. molly has correctly called seven out of the last nine winners on "the bachelor" and "the bachelorette." she makes her picks on day one. she makes the picks on the first night? >> it's an instinct i have. >> jimmy: an almost completely worthless instinct molly has. we watched it last night, we reviewed the contestants. who is going to -- i don't know if the word "win" is the correct word to use. who will remain at the end of this parade of stupidity? >> all right, well, i think she's going to narrow it down to these. these are the guys i like for
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her. blake m. he's canadian, which i think is always a good thing. >> jimmy: okay. >> they seemed to hit it off the first night. >> jimmy: i agree. canadians do well. >> yep. easy, with a "z," he was the best dressed of the night, that's worth something. he made her laugh a lot. he wore a really nice pink power suit. >> jimmy: okay. >> but i really think that it's a no-brainer this year. it's very obvious she's going to pick dale. >> jimmy: yes. >> when she met him, she said, "i think i just met my husband." then i think four times throughout the episode she said, "i think my husband's in the room tonight." >> jimmy: yes. >> so it's going to be dale. >> jimmy: speaking of your husband being in the room, i'd like to point out that the bed behind molly is the bed on which we make love. [ laughter ] we are engaged in sexual relations. >> thank you so much, jimmy. thank you so much. back to business. >> jimmy: usually we do it on the left side -- >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i think -- i think she's
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going to leave, then she's going to be replaced by tayshia. >> jimmy: oh, yes. >> tayshia's going to get all the sloppy seconds. that's what i predict. >> jimmy: so that is the prediction. and we've heard rumors to this effect, that tayshia will step in as the pinch-hit bachelorette. >> yep, yes. >> jimmy: let's get back to our love nest -- >> no, actually, i've been cleaning out the closets. >> jimmy: what's that? >> i want you to explain -- i've been cleaning out the closets. >> jimmy: oh, you have? oh, you know what, we're out of time. >> what are these? these are not a shirt for a man, no what are these? >> jimmy: yes -- >> also, time to get rid of these. >> jimmy: what do you mean, get rid of that? i use that -- >> these are disgusting. these are disgusting. >> jimmy: all right, okay. >> also, why did you order three of these? [ laughter ] what are they and why are there three of them? >> jimmy: you'll find out on the left side of the bed later on. >> no! >> jimmy: molly, see you at home. all right, that was a mistake.
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original movie "clouds," music from one republic. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest and his teammates had about as good a weekend at disney world as imaginable. on sunday night, they extinguished the miami heat to win a 17th nba title for the purple and gold. from the world champion los angeles lakers, please welcome anthony davis. [ cheers and applause ] hello, anthony. look at that. [ cheers and applause ] i like that sculpture. i see larry o'brien is visiting you there, huh? >> he's with me for a day. >> jimmy: well, congratulations. you are an ncaa champion, an olympic champion, and now you've done what you came to l.a. to do, you got an nba title. that has -- i would imagine that feels just great. >> feels amazing, jimmy. you know, going through everything i've been through the last, you know, couple years,
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just wanting to win, wanting to be a champion. the things we've been through as a team this year. we've been on this jo it's great. october 9th we would have traveled to go to china, you know, for preseason games. we've been at it a full year trying to get to this moment, and it was very special when we got there. >> jimmy: i would imagine. and an emotional season. obviously, losing kobe, you dedicated the season to kobe and gigi bryant. i know that you guys were close. you met at the olympics, playing on the olympic team together, right? >> yeah, yeah. we -- that's where we got really close. i met him before, at like a camp. and then the first time i got to know him was on the team. you know, everyone knows that kobe is my guy. me and him on the bench at one of the games, he's looking down
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at my shirt, i've got his jersey on, so he was on me, how do you want to be great and show people what you can do if you don't have a jersey on? you know, we definitely dedicated the season to him. you know, he's meant so much to our team. he's touched everyone personally in that organization. it was definitely awesome. >> jimmy: in the whole city. >> in the whole city, exactly. >> jimmy: still, to this day, you cannot pass an intersection where there's not a painting of kobe. >> no. >> jimmy: really is one of the most remarkable things i've ever seen. and i'm sure he's proud of you winning that trophy. as far as emotion goes, lebron told you that you were going to shed tears. and you didn't believe him, right? >> no, i didn't. oh -- i'm not the guy to really shed tears, man. you know, it's another -- i saw -- >> jimmy: when you shed tears, it gets onto people's heads.
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[ laughter ] >> yeah, so i -- you know, it just -- it all -- all the emotions just came out at one time. you realize how special the moment is. you realize how tough the journey is to become a champion. you know, when you -- you can say you won't do something, till you get to that moment. you kind of let your emotions and your joy take over. those are tears of joy, man. i was excited to become a champion within the group of guys who battled all year to reach our common goal. >> jimmy: after the game, where did you celebrate? >> in our hotel rooms. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: in the hotel rooms. individual hotel rooms? >> we had a restaurant dedicated to us, to go out and celebrate as a team. pretty cool. >> jimmy: did you break off into smaller groups afterwards, or did you celebrate the whole time as a team? >> no, we celebrated the whole time with the team. all the coaches. you know, the players, the families, they came in. ownership, front office.
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everyone came in, we celebrated. >> jimmy: i know lebron was the most valuable player on sunday night. who was the most valuable partier at the party on sunday night? >> sunday? i mean, everybody. i mean, everybody. a lot of guys had their first -- who got their first championship. so we were all, you know, in wheelchairs headed back to our hotels. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know you guys had fun, because the next day you forgot one of your teammates. the bus left without quinn cook, right? >> yeah, yeah. we left quinn. >> jimmy: what happened? did you go back -- >> he overslept. >> jimmy: did you go back to get him or did he catch up on his own? >> we had two buses and i was on the second bus. they say j.r. was on instagram life. quinn went into it live because he couldn't get in touch, you guys left me. so i think the bus stopped and picked him up along the way. >> jimmy: your parents were with you in orlando, right?
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>> yep. >> jimmy: did they ask if they could come, or did they just come? >> they asked. >> jimmy: they asked. >> yeah. my dad was really the one who was very stressful about coming. he wanted to be there. he said, i don't carefy have to quarantine for 25 days, i want to be there for him. it was a special moment for me to be there with them. >> jimmy: that's the part you forget about. i bet your parents drove you to a million basketball practices. >> a million. >> jimmy: and camps and early mornings and across town, out of state, all that stuff. >> yep. >> jimmy: and i would not miss that either, if i was your dad. >> sure. they sacrificed so much for me to be an nba player, to be a college athlete, you know, now to be an nba champion. no, i can't thank them enough for everything they've done to help me to get to this point. >> jimmy: now that you're back in l.a., what is the best thing about being out of the bubble?
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>> you get to sleep in your own bed. that's the first thing everybody did when they got home, they just went and laid -- lied in the bed for hours, just to be able to be home and kind of move freely, you know, without wearing masks or worrying about somebody getting tested or anything like that. so we're able to be in our own homes and be back with our families and get some sleep in our own beds. >> jimmy: do you think you will ever go to disney world again after three months? [ laughter ] >> probably not. probably, but not for at least two years. talking about boycotting the orlando magic for a while. [ applause ] >> jimmy: so you are technically a free agent, right? you're wearing the lakers shirt. i consider that to be a good sign. obviously you can't say much about it, but obviously i hope you know how much we all hope -- guillermo, say something to anthony, try to convince him to stay here.
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>> guillermo: we love you in l.a., we love you as the lakers, sign another three or five more years. >> jimmy: at least, yes. [ cheers and applause ] that's our deal-closer right there. >> that's what he said. >> jimmy: well, congratulations, anthony. i'm very happy for you. thanks for bringing a title back to los angeles, and i hope you have a nice vacation and enjoy sleeping in your own bed. anthony davis, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] from the los angeles lakers. we'll be back with patrick dempsey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm a verizon engineer and today, we're turning on 5g across the country. with the coverage of 5g nationwide. and, in more and more cities, the unprecedented performance of ultra wideband. the fastest 5g in the world. it will change your phone and how businesses do everything. i'm proud, because we didn't build it the easy way, we built it right. this is the 5g america's been waiting for.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. one republic and clare the bachelorette are on the way. for 11 seasons on "grey's anatomy," our next guest was wearing a surgical mask long before it was the thing to do, now you can see him as a charismatic and cunning ceo on "devils." ♪ >> although i cannot see the devil's face, i know he can see mine. i can't hide. >> jimmy: "devils" airs wednesdays on the cw. please welcome patrick dempsey. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm great. it's a little, you know -- i'm out of the house. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's a little nerve racking. >> jimmy: did you jog here? >> file at home now. nothing like a lazy boy to bring back memories. >> jimmy: you did bring a lazy boy. rarely do our guests bring their own furniture. >> there's so much anxiety when you leave the house. you have to get ready, prepared, tested, all that. i wanted a security blanket, my la-z-boy. then in case there's a zoom call, i'm ready to go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. >> we're all set, put them on hold, shut the camera off, we're good to go. >> jimmy: the nice thing about the la-z-boy, it gives you opportunity to get even farther away from me. >> it's also like therapy, too. >> jimmy: it is. >> if you want to talk about my dreams last night -- >> jimmy: let's talk about your parents. let's talk about your kids. how are your kids? >> they're good. really good. >> jimmy: they're holding up okay? >> they're going stir-crazy, like everybody else. the boys are going to be 14 in february. >> jimmy: the twin boys.
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>> twin boys. and then my daughter's freshman year in college. >> jimmy: wow. >> and how are your kids? >> jimmy: i intra lot of kids, four kids. >> you've got the spectrum. >> jimmy: they're handling it in different ways. >> what's been the most challenging thing for you? >> jimmy: diarrhea, yeah. [ laughter ] >> it's always difficult, always difficult. >> jimmy: and the kids too. >> yes, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, they like to see their friends. also you forget, it's a nice break for you when they're playing with their friends. >> yes. i didn't know what you were talking about there for a moment. the kids or the diarrhea. but now -- good to know, yes. it's really hard because i think the isolation, the lack of socialization is really challenging. >> jimmy: it is. >> especially senior year. my poor daughter missed everything. and that's the only reason you go back is senior year. it's like proms. >> jimmy: you don't learn anything senior year. >> the victory lap. you celebrate your education.
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>> jimmy: did you do anything special for her? >> we did a mock sort of prom at the house. because we all forgot 'twas the night. >> jimmy: i had that too. >> a saturday night. >> jimmy: i had one of those also. >> why is everybody getting dressed up? you had to do that. >> jimmy: it was just me watching "the fall guy" on television. [ laughter ] while my friends were at the prom, yeah. >> yeah, i remember that. i remember my date at the prom. i was this tall and she was like this tall. i hadn't reached puberty yet. >> jimmy: this mock prom you had, did she like the mock prom? >> well, it was so sad as a parent. you're like, oh my did god, my heart breaks for you. you don't have that moment. so many kids like that. to see her all dressed up. then she got on a zoom call with all her friends and they got together. >> jimmy: did she win queen of the home prom? >> no, there was none of that, didn't have to worry about the politics of that. >> jimmy: you couldn't name a queen of the whole prom? >> i feel terrible, i better make a note of that. >> jimmy: get a little crown. >> crown for christmas stock stuffer, good. >> jimmy: you've made the best
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of this thing. you do this annual charity event, back home emin maine, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: what's the name of your chety again? you're getting farther away. >> it's the dempsey center. >> jimmy: dempsey center. >> what we do there is we don't -- we help -- we support people who have been impacted by cancer. we don't treat the disease, we treat the person in a holistic way. we do a bike event to raise money to make sure that these services are provided at no cost. >> jimmy: this was interesting, because we have a photo of this bike event on the street typically, right? >> right, a normal street bike. it's hooked up. we were doing a virtual event riding with people who were connected, people from all over the world. >> jimmy: riding through pompeii, it looks like. >> this is a world where you create your avatar, you ride through this virtual world, it was great. we ended up raising enough money to keep the doors open and keep our services going for people -- everything is virtual right now,
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which is good. >> jimmy: i want to ask about something else you posted, first of all, just a great photograph to start with. you with ruth bader ginsburg. [ applause ] when did this happen, and what was happening here? >> it was about a year ago around this time. there was an event in d.c. the center was being honored and she was being honored. and it was an opportunity to sit down and to talk with her. i couldn't sleep the night before. i was so excited to meet her. and she had this beautiful elegance about her, even though she was struggling physically. she sat down, she looked like a ballerina, she had this wonderful presence. we got into a conversation about cancer treatment, how it was going. >> jimmy: did you tell her you were a tv doctor at one time? [ laughter ] >> i did not, didn't come up. did not come up. i may do a quick ct on you really fast, just make sure everything's okay. >> jimmy: you know, ruth, i have some experience in this area, have you seen "grey's anatomy"?
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>> a crane yotmy before you go on stage. secret service right there. >> jimmy: do you feel "grey's anatomy" in any way helped you prepare for this pandemic? >> in some ways, yes. i did steal some masks and gloves before i left. [ laughter ] i was well prepared when the first rush of need for masks and things -- all the kids had them, we were good to go. so that was the benefit of that. >> jimmy: your new show "devils," you shot it in rome. >> yes. >> jimmy: was this before the pandemic? >> we shot it about two years ago. >> jimmy: two years ago, okay. >> yeah, we were having the storms at that point. remember when they were having all the heavy weather in rome at that point? >> jimmy: you know, i don't recall that. but i do know that people are always trying to get you to do television shows. and i feel like somebody said, hey, this one shoots in rome -- >> and you're like, go, let's do it, i'm ready to go. i read the script. shoots in rome, shoots in london? i'm going to do it. the character from mcdreamy, so it was fun to do. >> jimmy: you love racing dars
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and that sort of thing. >> yes. >> jimmy: just driving in rome -- >> is insane. >> jimmy: like being in an automobile race. >> i'd rather be on a racetrack than driving in rome. the city of rome is insane. >> jimmy: it's crazy. people think new york is crazy -- >> no, times 10. nobody signals. everybody does their thing. >> jimmy: did you love that? >> i did love it, if i was driving. if i was a passenger, then it would make me a little anxiety ridden. >> jimmy: i see, yeah. >> riding a bike is really challenging in the city. >> jimmy: they say it's like riding a bike. [ laughter ] oh, you rode a bicycle? rome? >> yes, riding a bicycle. e-bike. >> jimmy: you're not scared of covid at all, you've ridden a bicycle in rome. >> yeah, that was totally insane. but it was fun because your situational awareness is such that you have to stay focussed. and the show, "grey's anatomy" is still very popular around the world. you can't go anywhere. that was the best way to get around. you're gone. >> jimmy: because of the helmet, right. "grey's anatomy" was hugely
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. earlier tonight, we watched our next guest get swabbed, sanitized, and seduced by 31 eligible bachelors. please welcome our first-ever pandemic bachelorette, clare crawley! hi, clare. >> hi. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm doing well, how are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you. has there ever been a worse time in history to date two dozen men at the same time than now? >> right? depends who you ask. >> jimmy: your season -- >> considering everything. >> jimmy: your season was supposed to start taping in the
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spring as "the bachelorette" typically does. but then they had to stop production, they had to call it off. so how long was it, then, that you had to wait? >> oh, gosh. we waited from march until july. >> jimmy: and what do you do during that time? obviously you can't date. because that would ruin the show. what do you do during that big, sudden gap of time? >> the next-best thing i googled all the men who were going to be on the season, took lots of notes. >> jimmy: you had the list of the guys, oh, yeah because they put the names out. you spied on everybody in advance? >> i think the whole world or anybody who was involved in the "bachelor" nation spied on these guests. >> were there people you went in going yes or no before you even met them? >> i wouldn't say there was a hard yes or a hard no, but there were definitely things i saw that were red flags. for example, i'm not a drinker at all.
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some of the guys were boozing it up, partying, doing backflips off of boats. i was like, is that my husband? probably not. >> jimmy: uh-huh. interesting. so maybe that explains why when you met dale during the introductions, you were really so sure, you seemed like overwhelmed, and you said, oh, that's my husband. and it was like a rare behind the scenes kind of moment on the show. you knew a little about him going in? >> yeah, he was one of the guys earlier in the season, when it was supposed to air earlier. being able to look him up -- there was a lot of things that aligned with what i'm looking for that he kind of embodied. so yeah, there was a lot of things. >> jimmy: interesting. so -- and then, now we all know what the rumor is. the rumor is that you hit it off with dale so famously that you said, that's it, i'm not going through this charade, i'm not going through this whole
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process, i found the guy, that's why i came, and adios, good-bye, everybody, i'm leaving. true or false? [ laughter ] >> well, that's what the rumor is. i can confirm that that is false. but i -- >> jimmy: that is false? oh, you're confirming that that is false? >> correct. >> jimmy: interesting. so you might be lying right now. because i'm pretty sure that it ended right there. like that they supposedly brought in -- they had to go get a pinch bachelorette and bring out tayshia to fill out the rest of the season. did that happen, and remember -- >> jimmy, i showed up. i -- >> jimmy: you are under oath and you are speaking not just to america, but to jesus himself is watching this. [ laughter ] >> i promise you, i showed up, i was there for the journey, i was there to fall in love, and i saw my season through to find out what i was looking for. >> jimmy: let me just say this.
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if you did indeed cult out early because you realized you found the guy you wanted, i think that's great. i applaud you for doing that. plaus - [ applause ] that is supposed to be what -- and we know the reality is some of these bachelors, bachelorettes, they know who they're going to pick the first night. they just go through this whole process, this long bachelor party of doing whatever they're going to do with all of these different people. you, instead, said, i'll see you later, dale and i are hitting the road together, good luck to everybody. yes? >> you'll have to wait and see. that's -- >> jimmy: i don't like to wait and see, i want to know now! i have things to do! >> right? i will tell you, i'm a woman that knows exactly what i want and exactly what i'm looking for, and that's a benefit of being 39. so you'll have to see. >> jimmy: they keep acting like you're 75 years old. it's ridiculous. >> no.
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>> jimmy: you'd think based on how many times that gets mentioned that ruth bader ginsburg was the bachelorette. [ laughter ] >> oh, man, she would be so lucky, right? >> jimmy: clare, we would all be so lucky to have her for one last season. clare, may i ask this, have you met tayshia? >> i have never met tayshia. >> jimmy: oh, that's interesting. okay. who do you think she's going to pick of the guys you left behind? of all your rejects? all the rejects that you left in your wake. who do you think tayshia will pick? >> jimmy, i could have sworn -- i am the one sitting here, i am the bachelorette. what are we talking about here? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where is dale right now? is that his chandelier? [ laughter ] >> this is not dale's chandelier. >> jimmy: that is not dale's chandelier. >> it's an amazing chandelier, though, right? >> jimmy: i will say this, abc has got to be so bummed if you did indeed leave the show.
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take a look at this they were having so fun with your name. >> clare your schedule. we do de-clare. you're not that clare-voyant. you want clare-ification. but you don't have ton secret clare-ance. >> jimmy: what are they going to do now? nothing rhymes with tayshia. alopeci alopecia? i don't know, it's not so sexy. >> you've got to go with the plan, use my name. >> jimmy: when we do find out what did or did not happen, i'm going to review this tape, and we are going to analyze your responses and see if you were, indeed, being truthful or if you were not. >> okay. okay. >> jimmy: all right. all right, you're a tough nut to crack, clare. but thank you for being with us. "the bachelorette" tuesday nights, abc. we'll be right back with one republic! thanks, clare. [ cheers and applause ]
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what? never. are you kidding me? for years, the residential burden has gone up. while the corporate burden has gone down. prop 15 reverses that. it closes corporate loopholes and invests in schools, small business, and firefighters. and when the big corporations pay more, your tax bill goes down. that's right. a savings of a hundred twenty-one dollars a year for the average home. give homeowners a break. vote yes on 15. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel
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live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank anthony davis, patrick dempsey, bachelorette clare. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. first, the song is called "wildlife" from the disney plus original movie "clouds," one republic! ♪ ♪ i'm staring at these sudden waterfalls tears that don't make sense to me at all ♪ ♪ this life's what happens when you're making plans don't know what happens next or where i stand ♪ ♪ wanna live this wild life wild every day ooooh ♪
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i'm staring at these faded signs ahead ♪ ♪ but all these turns just fill me up with dread but life's what happens when you're making plans ♪ ♪ dive or step right in but please don't stand ooh ♪ ♪ wanna live this wild life wild every day ooooh wanna say the things ♪ ♪ people never say ooooh give me all your love and all your pain ♪ ♪ yeah i wanna live this wild
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this is "nightline." >> tonight, fighting to survive. >> no confirmation till inauguration! >> we're following families, their fates hanging in the balance. >> she's uninsurable. her birth is a pre-existing condition. >> as the battle over health care heats up over the supreme court nomination. >> from my point of view, obamacare has been a disaster for the state of south carolina. >> what hints she gave as a possible deciding vote on health care for millions. >> i apply the law, i follow the law, you make the policy. >> plus looking ahead to the next month's showdown at the highest court.
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