and all of us. we appreciate your time. we'll see you mo this is an abc color presentation. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tracee ellis ross. eric andre. and music from tate mccray. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> hello, everyone. i'm the host. i'm glad you're watching. the day started with an unexpected message from the hope. remember that guy? in a new documentary, pope francis voiced his support for same-sex civil unions. prp [ cheers and applause ] he said homosexual people have

the right to be in a family, nobody should be thrown out or made miserable because of it. and while that might seem obvious to most of us, it's a very big deal, because it is not the official position of the catholic church. and he's the pope of the church. the pope has gone rogue all of a sudden. [ laughter ] [ applause ] he's talking like jesus, it's crazy. while it is newsworthy, hearing him say this, francis as you know is not the first pope to endorse same-sex unions. the first pope to do it was pope rihanna back in 2018 at the met gala. it's crazy, we live in a time when the head of the catholic church is more progressive on same-sex marriage than the vice president of the united states. but we do. i'm sure the pope is wearing a pointy birthday hat to celebrate kim kardashian's birthday. she turned 40 years old today. this is going to be quite a couple of weeks for kim. today she turned 40. and when kanye wins on november 3rd, she becomes first lady. [ laughter ]

so we got another shocking glimpse into the current president's finances last night, thanks again to the "new york times." according to the "times," donald trump has an undisclosed chinese bank account. isn't that something. and not only does he have a bank account, which he paid between 2013 and 2015, he paid china more than $188,000 in taxes. i feel like at the end of this we're going to find out that hunter biden is actually trump's son. [ laughter ] in a real darth vader-y twist on this whole story. while it may not look great trump paid 250 times as much income tax to china as he did to the united states, i feel like this story is being blown out of proportion a little bit. honestly, who doesn't have a chinese bank account. i have a chinese bank account. guillermo? >> guillermo: i have two. >> jimmy: dickey, do you have a chinese bank account?

>> dicky: of course. >> jimmy: yes, yeah. who on our crew has a chinese bank account? show of hands. obviously. give the guy a break, we all have them. now that we found out he's a long-time chinese taxpayer, trump has every right to be furious about china's response to the coronavirus. he's practically a citizen of their country. [ laughter ] he's running out of things to be hypocritical about, it was the only thing left. at this point i wouldn't be surprised to find out he tunnelled under the border from membe mexico into the country. man's been president almost four years. even the way he interacted with chinese president xi should have been a red flag.

[ speaking in a foreign language ] >> jimmy: of course he speaks mandarin, he's orange. [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. yesterday alone we learned that trump has a secret bank account in china. and his administration now cannot find the parents of 545 children they intentionally separated from their mothers. this is quite a closing argument he's making. but trump is soaking up the love wherever he can get it. last night he had a rally in erie, pennsylvania, where he really had trouble keeling his disdain. >> before the plague i had it made. i wasn't coming to erie. i had to be honest, there was no way i was coming, i didn't have to. i would have said, hey, erie, if you have a chance, get out and vote. i had this won. we had the greatest economy, greatest jobs, greatest everything. then we got hit with the plague and i had to go back to work. hello, erie, may i please have you vote? >> jimmy: oh my goodness, was

the president honest for a second? [ laughter ] i'm surprised gnats didn't fly out of his mouth. i am here in erie begrudgingly, enjoy the virus. he's also a normal color, what's going on? it was a rough day for the president, he had a run-in of some kind with lesley stahl of "60 minutes." >> oh, and you have to watch what we do to "60 minutes," you'll get such a kick -- you're going to get a kick out of it. lesley stahl is not going to be happy. >> jimmy: yeah. well, for those who haven't hurt, trump reportedly got up and abruptly left his interview with lesley stahl of "60 minutes" and he's threatening to release his own footage of what happened before it airs on cbs sunday. he's mad about something, we don't know what. he tweeted, lesley stahl of 60 minutes not wearing a mask in the white house after her interview with me, much more to come. i don't know, how much more could there be to come? it was an interview. did she murder someone on her way out of the white house? this photo was taken minutes after he cut the interview

short. he hasn't made this face since i think the popeye's near the white house ran out of chicken sandwiches. how bad could this interview be? in his last interview with lesley stahl, he said, i'm president and you're not, and i'm not a baby. what happened? why would he storm out of this one? this is going to be the best episode of "45 minutes" ever. meanwhile, eric trump is working it too. he was on the road in michigan, as you can see, mixing it up with voters, no mask, shaking hands, close contact, close talking, high fives, winks, the whole deal. he acts like there's nothing to worry about at all. there you go, right up there. it's hard to blame him, his father never hugged him, his wife is made out of pvc. [ laughter ] the man desperately craves a human touch. maybe he'll get it in the hospital. donald trump really needs to shake things up at the debate tomorrow night. according to a "new york times"/sienna poll, when it comes to the issues, forget the

candidates themselves. when it comes to the major issues such as coronavirus, law and order, hiring your kids to run a country, all the big things, voters strongly prefer biden's positions over trumps. you know what else biden has going for him, he has none other than barack obama, who appeared at a rally today in philadelphia. [ cheers and applause ] one of those drive-in rallies. yeah. it was a big crowd, it was a diverse crowd. there were ford fiestas, kia sorentos,ny saug rogues, heen a volkswagen made it. obama said to the crowd, could you imagine if i had a secret chinese bank account? i guess he doesn't. guillermo, do you have a secret chinese bank account? >> guillermo: yeah, i have a chinese -- >> jimmy: did we did this all right? all right. tell us about -- we had the pop -- the k-pop group blackpink on our show last night.

[ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: yeah! >> jimmy: they are hugely popular among the middle-aged people on who work on our show. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: lest you thought any of the other applause and laughter was genuine, now you know it wasn't, yes. [ laughter ] anyway, they have this -- i guess they have like a tiktok dance? there's, you know, tiktoks and whatnot, going on. >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: do you ever go on tiktok? >> guillermo: no, i don't have tiktok. >> jimmy: you don't have tiktok? maybe you should get on tiktok. >> guillermo: yeah, maybe i should. i do it after the show. >> jimmy: does your son look at tik tok? >> guillermo: no, he's not into that. >> jimmy: get on tiktok, i think america would love that. anyway, they have these dances that they do. and what happened? they taught you a dance? >> guillermo: yeah, the ice cream dance, you know. like -- >> jimmy: the ice cream dance. >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: this is from one of their songs? >> guillermo: that's right.

>> jimmy: the ice cream dance is a particular dance that people try to do, and you wanted to learn how to do it? >> guillermo: yeah. it doesn't look too hard, so i try my best. >> jimmy: and you're a pretty good dancer, as far as dancing goes? >> guillermo: oh, a natural. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: back home they call him juan travolta. [ applause ] >> jimmy: anyway, all right. here he is, here's the k-pop phenom blackpink teaching guillermo the ice cream dance. ♪ >> hi! hi, girls! >> hi! >> i'm your biggest fan! i love you! >> oh my god, that's so -- that's so cute. >> thank you! >> i'm a huge blink because i'm very huge. i want to learn how to dance, you know, the tiktok dance. >> yeah! >> do you have any advice for

me? >> yeah. >> be yourself. >> yeah. >> you're fabulous. >> you already look perfect, so look cute. just do your thing. >> and do this every time ice cream comes out. >> ice cream! >> like that? >> lick your -- >> yes, there you go. >> oh! >> excellent! >> fantastic. >> like a little wave. >> okay, girls. now we're going to dance. you tell me how i do, okay? >> okay! >> all right. hit it! ♪ ♪ ♪ looking good enough to eat ♪ catch me in the fridge the ice cream ♪ >> oh, i mean -- >> you could be way more sexier than that. >> yeah. >> you could do more better. >> more sexy? >> yes! >> yeah! >> i'm going to do it again, more sexy. ♪ look so good look so sweet >> whoa! >> oh! >> okay! ♪ ♪

>> it was a little better, but come on, you got to step it up. >> yes. >> okay, all right. i want to do it again. ♪ looks so good yeah looks so sweet ♪ ♪ looking good enough to eat ♪ close to the kids so they call me ice cream ♪ ♪ catch me in the fridge ice cream ♪ ♪ looks so good looks so sweet ♪ baby you deserve a treat ♪ diamonds on my wrist so they call me ice cream ♪ ♪ you can double dip if you really like me ♪ ♪ ice cream chilling chilling ice cream ♪ >> oh my god, wow! >> wow! ♪ ♪ ♪ ice cream ice cream ice cream ♪ >> i feel like freddie mercury! >> wow! >> we like that. >> we like that one. >> wow. >> couldn't resist you. >> perfect. >> jimmy: yeah.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, eric andre is with us. he will be here in person, in the flesh. and then later, she's a high school student from canada. she got a great song called "you broke me first." that's it right there, music from tate mcrae tonight. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, octavia spencer and jay farrell will join us

after the debate. and we'll have music from love with help from conan grace. you saw her first guest play a skilled medical professional dealing with the most challenging job there is, raising children while being married to anthony anderson. >> it is going to be great. we are doing a cheese tasting, 35 cheeses to try from the brittany region. the best part is we are all going to be comparing cheese-tasting notes. >> i can't. sometimes i just want to come home and just have a glass of wine. >> and what better to pair with a glass of wine than cheese? >> seriously, junior, i do video conferences all day long, then i come home and i'm confronted by robby who's telling me the virus is a plot to take down social security, and i don't have the bandwidth for 35 cheeses. >> jimmy: from "black-ish," please welcome tracee ellis

ross! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> covid hug! >> jimmy: welcome. wow, you look fantastic. >> well, i got out of the house, jimmy, you're my big visit. >> jimmy: i'm not used to seeing people dressed up anymore. >> my feet are not used to it. my feet are like, you've got to be kidding me. >> jimmy: the last time i saw you was at the emmys. >> the last time i left the house. >> jimmy: is it really? >> no, i go to work. or i -- this feels like a very safe environment. >> jimmy: it's pretty safe. i mean, we get tested. everybody here is tested. oh, yeah, of course. >> i'm ready, i'm ready if i'm uncomfortable. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't worry, i was tested today, i was tested yesterday, negative, negative, i'm a very negative person. [ laughter ] >> i'm negative too. it's the best time to be negative. >> jimmy: all of a sudden positive isn't so great anymore. take that, drew barrymore. >> oh my god.

[ laughter ] [ applause ] >> yeah, i mean -- >> jimmy: it's our time to shine. can i tell you -- can i be honest about when you were at the emmys? >> yeah. >> jimmy: they told me that you were really nervous about coming, about -- i was scared to go near you. like, you know -- anthony, i think i hugged him. >> you did? wait, they had said at the emmys, it was so funny. i had told them i would be good standing next to you for the bit. then i got there, tell jimmy i can't stand next to him! six to eight feet, maybe ten! >> jimmy: i was looking at you through binoculars, hello! no germs over here! it's okay! >> i've been one of those nervous nellys. >> jimmy: if you're going to go one way or the other, that's the way to go. overly cautious. >> i feel i was built for the pandemic, all of a sudden month five, no, i'm not. >> jimmy: yeah. a lot of people feel that way. then you reach a point and everybody, for some people, it takes longer than others. >> yeah. going back to work was really

helpful. which has been bizarre. >> jimmy: how is that going? >> you know -- it's a little bit like they were like, okay, so we're going to do the show, but you're going to do it underwater, and you're going to have to wear scuba gear. >> jimmy: right. >> it's like, it's not the same thing, but it is the same thing. >> jimmy: you have the whole head gear and all that stuff. >> it's a lot. rehearsal is my favorite because we're in masks for rehearsal. i don't know now, with anthony's beard -- >> jimmy: he's got a very full beard. >> but the masks, i don't care which mask he wears, it like -- totally flattens. then during rehearsal, it starts to creep up over his eyes. and i'm like, can you see? he's like, no, i cannot. i'm like, you cannot take your mask off. but it's -- i don't know, it's been really nice to be with everyone. everything takes longer. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> time is a whole different thing than what we were doing before. you know, in production, like time is a thing that you literally see how much you can cram in and how long your day

can be. >> jimmy: not only that, everything is so last minute. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i think people will be surprised sometimes, there will be major motion pictures and the star of the movie gets cast the day before the movie starts shooting. and that's just the way things go. now you can't really do that stuff. >> none of that. fittings are not happening. i used to do almost two hours of fittings. >> jimmy: clothing fittings? yeah. >> i'm like why don't we just wear sweat pants all season? seem like a good idea? i don't know, i feel really grateful to be in a production that can go back to work and our industry is able to figure out how to do this salvely. we've been working two months now and we're save. it shows you it really is possible, which i think is really important. like if you do pay attention and do the safety protocols, you can stay safe. >> jimmy: i think you're exactly right. i think that doing this show, nobody's been sick doing this show, because we're all being careful. >> yeah. >> jimmy: if you are careful, at the very least, you're going to greatly reduce the risk of -- and you hear these things on

television, on the news, these lunatics saying, by lunatics i mean the president, saying -- [ laughter ] >> did we say that already? >> jimmy: somehow the jury is out on masks. >> it makes people uncomfortable. yeah? you know what's more uncomfortable? getting sick and going to the hospital. >> jimmy: uh-huh, and dying. dying also. when you die, they bury you, they burn you, they do all sorts of uncomfortable things. >> and you're not here anymore, jimmy. >> jimmy: you're not here anymore, which has its -- you know, which it's not necessarily -- >> now we're going to change that. this little thing this thing, you wear it, it's not that hard. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you can hear me. my favorite is the people who pull it down to talk. no, that's not the point -- what are you doing? >> jimmy: hold on, let me exhale some germs at you. >> no. >> jimmy: people do miss the point. >> anyway. >> jimmy: so it's going well on the set. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's not so bad. >> no. >> jimmy: who's being the most careful on the set? you? >> absolutely me. >> jimmy: who's being least careful as far as your castmates go? >> i'm not going to do that.

[ laughter ] but it's definitely me. >> jimmy: is anyone having parties with dr. dre or anything like that? >> no, no, not at all. i do have to say that i have -- i'm, you know -- it's a -- >> jimmy: you are setting the standard. >> yeah, yeah. i think so. >> jimmy: i heard it was your idea to do the episode of the show that was half animated. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which was really good. that was fun, right? >> it was really fun. and it was -- i thought, can we do something to ease our way in? i thought the animation was so cool. i felt i was in scooby-doo. >> jimmy: i think we have some of the drawings. >> look at bo's shoulders. >> jimmy: yeah. well, rainbows don't have shoulders if you think about the shape of a rainbow. it's pretty rounded. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's a good -- i think it's a nice likeness. >> yeah. >> jimmy: rarely do you see that. it's almost always terrible. >> i thought it was fantastic. we did that really quickly, for an animated episode. >> jimmy: right. >> that's not a quick thing to do. >> jimmy: the artist did all the

quick stuff, you just went bup bup bup. >> the artist did the hard part. >> jimmy: oh my goodness, we were up drawing all night! >> it was so hard. >> jimmy: how are you going to handle halloween? what's the plan for that? >> i -- i'm sorry, my mother said not to use the word hate, but i hate halloween. >> jimmy: your mother is diana ross. >> yeah. >> jimmy: she says don't say hate? >> hate's a strong, hard word. >> jimmy: she said stop in the name of love. >> stop in the name of love, don't say hate. welcome, jimmy. [ applause ] my birthday is october 29th. by about 14 years old i was doneesville with halloween. i'd had so many halloween parties. i dressed as a witch, a punk rocker, a box of crayola crayons, i'd done everything. for three reasons, halloween sucks. >> jimmy: let's go through them. >> number one, it's people's excuse to dress up and be kooky, weird, awful.

>> jimmy: yes. >> number two, candy. >> jimmy: wait. candy's bad? >> i can't eat sugar. >> jimmy: you can't? >> no. >> jimmy: oh. why? >> it's like i'm having an anxiety attack. >> jimmy: oh. >> and it's like -- >> jimmy: because you love it too much? >> no. i can't eat stimulants, coffee, none of that. >> jimmy: really? >> none of it. >> jimmy: wow. >> i have more reasons why i hate halloween. >> jimmy: there's got to be a third. i'll tell you why i hate halloween. first of all, i'm an adult, i don't need to dress up. >> i know what it was. >> jimmy: they say, kids -- people get crazy, they get weird. >> they get weird. >> jimmy: suddenly people are exposing themselves to you and you're like, we work together, this is uncomfortable now. >> they're like, you can't see me because i have on a mask. no, i know it's you. >> jimmy: people jumping out at me. that's where i really don't like -- i don't like to be startled in that way. >> who does? >> jimmy: i guess there must be people who do. >> no. >> jimmy: you might be right, maybe nobody. >> nobody likes to be scared, frightened, like boo! why? that's how i came out.

>> jimmy: what do you mean? >> i just remembered that. my dad said boo to my mom and her water broke? what? [ laughter ] >> i swear to god, i'm pretty sure that's the story. >> jimmy: what? well, this explains everything. >> everything. no, but i remember my third reason. >> jimmy: i didn't know you were a boo baby. >> i'm a boo baby! [ applause ] i just remembered the third reason, because i dress up all the time. if you want to dress up in a costume, rent a costume. i do it every day. you don't need to give me an occasion. >> jimmy: your dad scared the water out of your mom, that's crazy. >> and there i came. >> jimmy: that is pretty naughty. i'm with you. do you watch scary movies? >> no, sir. >> jimmy: i don't either but a lot of people love it, they really enjoy it. >> no, i think the last scary movie i watched was "the blair witch project." ruined. >> jimmy: that was it. that long ago? >> ruined. and i think i saw, was it "poltergeist" where the head went round? >> jimmy: no, that was "the exorcist."

>> okay, stop at that, no, thank you, sir. >> jimmy: you were probably 5. >> nope. that's probably right. i mean, i thought "the wiz" was a horror movie. >> jimmy: "the wiz." you're confusing it with "the thriller" video. >> no, the monkeys came out of the wall, that's terrifying! are you kidding me? there was a big witch lady sitting on a toilet! >> jimmy: it's funny, for me, maybe the scariest character in all of movies is the wicked witch of the west from "the wizard of oz." >> i used to have a recurring nightmare about her. >> jimmy: when i would see her on those coffee commercials in the '70s, it scared me, made me scared of coffee, and she wasn't even in character. >> and that one mole. do you remember? in the -- what was the movie called? >> jimmy: "the wizard of oz." oonchts imhaving flashbacks, i'm so sorry. i had this recurring nightmare she was chasing me, the carpet was moving underneath me, she

catches me, i grab her chin, my finger is hooked onto her mole. and -- is this too much information? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's not too much. >> some dream therapist is going to write me and be like, this is what's wrong. [ laughter ] her chin was stretching. >> jimmy: oh! >> i woke up terrified. yeah. >> jimmy: i had the same dreams about jay leno. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i'm over it now. >> you can tell -- this is -- i mean, we should have had cocktails. this is like the best outing ever. >> jimmy: let's get a round of drinks. tracee ellis ross, everybody. "black-ish" wednesday nights, 9:30, here on abc. thank you, tracee. we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by wendy's. download the app to get a free breakfast croissant sandwich with any purchase.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. music from tate mcrae is on the way. our next guest might be the weirdest talk show host there is after four interminable years, "the eric andre show" returns

for season 5 on adult swim. please welcome eric andre! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hey. >> jimmy: what's happening here? >> yes! how are you? namaste. >> jimmy: you didn't have to bring a gift. >> i have to be safe. i have to keep my distance. >> jimmy: well, this is interesting. >> you are known as the most diseased man in hollywood. >> jimmy: that's right, i am. >> covid negative? covid positive? jimbo kimball, everybody. >> jimmy: eric, i don't know if this makes us safer or less safe. i think this makes me less safe and you safer. >> i'm on a ton of heroin, so i'm going to fall right over. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you steal this? >> they legalized heroin recently did you know that? >> jimmy: is that right? california, how about that.

>> california, very progressive state. i'm supposed to do something that your a.d. told me in rehearsal, i can't remember what it is. >> what are you supposed to do? >> just crew here watching? there is no film in those cameras, break them open, they're pinatas. thank you, i love just the crew here. usually you get drifters and vagabonds in here. >> jimmy: well, there's still some of those. [ laughter ] have you ever saved anyone's life? >> this is so weird, right? we have to commit to this for like 15 minutes now. >> jimmy: it's a real power move is what it is. >> power move. very dominant. i'm an alpha. i'm going to be spread eagle the whole time. >> jimmy: i feel like i'm in a maga rally in the front row. >> yes. yes. i'm making america great. >> jimmy: are you a lifeguard in your spare time? what's going on here? >> you know, i'm giving it a shot, kind of a freestyle lifeguard. i gave cpr to a shark recently.

a lot of teeth. a lot of tongue. >> jimmy: that wouldn't surprise me if you actually did that, really wouldn't. >> you've got to press your lips up to its gills and you try your best. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you know this, certainly. but i wanted to mention that -- >> you were really -- like you're good at being straight in this -- >> jimmy: i got to tell you, i feel kind of comfortable. >> you're awfully comfortable. >> jimmy: i feel like i'm at the dentist. [ laughter ] the lights are up there. >> your pants are on, you're on nitrous. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: correct me if i have any of this wrong. you stopped doing "the eric andre show." >> yes. >> jimmy: then trump got elected. >> yes. >> jimmy: and now that that's almost over -- >> as a result of, you know, discontinuing the show. >> jimmy: that's kind of what i was getting at in a way. now you've come back. >> well, a quick four-year hiatus to make a movie. i came on your show. we were laughing about corona.

>> jimmy: that movie's funny, where is that movie? >> it's on netflix now, coming out in 15 years. [ laughter ] i was on -- i was here promoting it. we were like, get a little hand sanitizer. >> jimmy: turned out we couldn't get any, and look what happened. >> because of that hiatus, i took a larry david-length hiatus. because of the movie, i took four years off. now i'm back. >> jimmy: is hannibal back as your sidekick? >> not really. he quit after the second episode. >> jimmy: what? >> i asked him, like hey, we're back, man, took four years off but we're back. he was like, nah, i quit, i don't want to do the show anymore. what? why? he's like, i'm almost 40, i'm done looking at you trying to poop on your desk in front of your guests. >> jimmy: he's really grown up.

so what did you do? did you replace him? what do you have now? >> we clone him on the second episode. we made a character named blannibal. we take a lock of his nose hair, put him in a centrifuge. >> jimmy: very creative, you're always thinking. >> blannibal quits after a few episodes. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> i'm very difficult to work with. what's up, dude? >> guillermo: what's going on? >> how are you doing? you look hot. >> guillermo: i am. >> jimmy: your hair's grown out. >> excuse me, we're in the middle of something, don't interrupt. it's called vibing, jimmy. >> jimmy: you guys. let's play a clip of -- >> sorry. >> jimmy: you're bald on the show this year. >> i did a body transfer. >> jimmy: you didn't just wax your hair, though, of course. >> yes. >> jimmy: take a look. >> oh! oh, one, two, three for you. great, great. uh-huh. >> do you want something to hold? >> yeah, like a teddy bear.

thank you. the counting is going to start. i can tell. when do you want me to start counting? three, two, one -- [ applause ] >> i realize without any context or setup, you guys just watched snuff footage. [ laughter ] i do like a body transformation every year. so last season, i lost weight, i grew out my hair, nails, i got really pale. this season i wanted to do everything the opposite. i got rid of all my body hair, head bald, tanned, bleached my teeth, manicured my nails. then i waxed my pubis and anus. >> jimmy: scale of 1 to 10, how painful was that? >> excruciating pain. unbelievable pain. women are stronger and braver than men. they have to create life and pass it through their birth canal. it was like being a victim in a north korean detention center. it was torture.

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♪ hey, john. >> hey, eric, what's up, man? >> jimmy: that is "the eric andre show." >> yeah! >> jimmy: with attacker/guest john cena. that didn't look like it felt great. >> no. john cena did the stunt right, but we did the -- we prepped for the stunt wrong, and that metal shelf came over and clocked me in the head and i got concussed. i went to the hospital. >> jimmy: you did? >> yes. >> jimmy: how long after the show did you go to the hospital? >> i went to the hospital immediately. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> i had a fred flintstone, bugs bunny on the side of my head. they did a cat scan. i haven't been able to speak english since. i memorized this interview

phonetically. >> jimmy: you're lucky you shaved your head because you might not have known otherwise. >> i know, ricocheted off my afro. >> jimmy: you could have been killed by john cena. what other violent guests did you have on the show? >> we had blake griffin on the show. >> jimmy: blake griffin, yes. >> detroit piston. >> jimmy: pistons now, right. >> the team named after a single-engine component. >> jimmy: yeah. >> why not the detroit engines? or the detroit cars? >> jimmy: the motors knowled mo >> motors! get berry gordy down here! get eminem on the phone! yeah, we pranked -- >> jimmy: he's a funny guy, blake griffin. >> funny guy. we tortured him. it's a prank show, we prank all our guests. and he told me afterwards, he's like, i've been on -- i've been less nervous in playoff games than i've been for your show, your show is so nerve-racking. we had the chair fall backwards --

>> jimmy: this might explain why he's not won any playoff games. >> next year's his year, guys, come on. >> jimmy: you -- >> we had the chair tip backwards. we had two marines come out of the rafters. we were like -- i was like, look, it's s.e.a.l. team [ bleep ]. these two marines were [ bleep ] in front of him. >> jimmy: of course. >> yeah. >> jimmy: sure. the thing about your show is, like when you're a guest on the show, which i have been, you know something is going to happen. >> right. >> jimmy: so you go -- so it's really your own fault when you show up. you just don't know exactly what is going to happen. >> right. well, he didn't even know -- most people don't even -- >> jimmy: don't they watch the show beforehand? >> no, they don't do their research. they walk blindly -- i mean, what show is going to torture you when you get on? it's not like they're watching any other show, is this guy going to torture me? >> jimmy: you'd think word might get around. >> you'd be surprised. people still don't know. >> jimmy: wow. >> we were booking people that were like, i had no idea.

>> jimmy: who's been the angriest afterwards? >> lauren conrad walked off, t.i. walked off. >> jimmy: right. >> this season, robin givens was upset. >> jimmy: she was? >> we had maggots and cockroaches coming at her, yeah. and her publicist was with her. furious. and my second a.d. was sending her publicist around -- we don't let any publicists in the studio. we keep them in a cage in the back. and the publicist was like, this interview's ending right now! how do i get into the stage? and my second a.d. was like sending her on a wild good chase. go to the left! no, go around this door! the other door! you're sending me in circles! i don't know how to get to the stage! it was rough. it was intense. put it that way. >> jimmy: i think i understand why you took four years between seasons. >> yeah. >> jimmy: to give time for the dust to settle. >> yes. >> jimmy: the guests to come back. >> yes. >> jimmy: i look forward to seeing -- any highlights you want to -- guests you want to

mention? before we go? >> we had a lot of grammy award-winning -- we had lizzo, anderson pack. >> jimmy: if you want to see terrible things happen to lizzo and anderson pack, season 5 of "the eric andre show" premieres sunday. be right back with tate mcrae. thank you, eric. >> thank you. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to tracee ellis ross and eric andre. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. first, with the song "you broke me first," tate mcrae! ♪ ♪ maybe you don't like talking too much about yourself ♪ ♪ but you shoulda told me that you were thinking 'bout someone else you're drunk at a party ♪ ♪ or maybe it's just that your car broke down

or your phone's been off for a couple months ♪ ♪ so you're calling me now i know you you're like this when things don't go your ♪ ♪ way you needed me to fix it and like me i did but i ran out ♪ ♪ of every reason now suddenly you're asking for it back could you tell me ♪ ♪ where'd you get the nerve you could say you miss all that we had but i don't really ♪ ♪ care how bad it hurts when you broke me first ♪ ♪ you broke me first took awhile was in denial when i first heard ♪ ♪ that you moved on quicker than i coulda ever you know that hurt swear for awhile ♪ ♪ i would stare at my phone just to see your name but now that it's there i don't really ♪ ♪ know what to say i know you you're like this

when things don't ♪ go your way you needed me to fix it and like me i did but i ran out of ♪ ♪ every reason now suddenly you're asking for it back could you tell me ♪ ♪ where'd you get the nerve you could say you miss all that we had but i don't really ♪ ♪ care how bad it hurts when you broke me first you broke me first what did you think would happen ♪ ♪ what did you think would happen i'll never let you have it ♪ ♪ what did you think would happen now suddenly you're asking for it back ♪ ♪ could you tell me where'd you get the nerve you could say you miss all that we had ♪

♪ but i don't really care how bad it hurts when you broke me first ♪ ♪ you broke me first ♪ you broke me first oh

tonight, the fatal police shooting of breonna taylor. now, for the first time, one of the officers, sergeant john mattingly, breaking his silence. >> i remember banging on the door, open hand, hard smacks. bam bam bam bam. >> michael strahan with the abc news courier journal exclusive. >> when you were firing your shot, what was your intent? >> inside what he says happened that night. >> as soon as i turned the corner, my eyes went straight to the barrel of his gun. >> on the other side, breonna's boyfriend with a different take. >> it was a hail of gunfire. whoever shot her is responsible for her death. >> plus how it took the death of george floyd for the world to say her name. >> say her name, breonna taylor! >> why mattingly thinks the cases are not the same. >> this is not relatable to george floyd.