have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, david duchovny. the bachelorette, tayshia adams. and music from jon pardi. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: that's me. wow. thank you, i'm jimmy. thank, i'm the host of the show. please stay calm, the process is working. we just have to be patient. thank you for joining us after yet another big day, another stressful day. can't one day this year be boring? they're still counting the votes, whether donald trump likes it or not. it would appear our burger king has been flame broiled for good. we are watching a presidency bleed out in realtime. they're in all caps mode at the white.

9:12 this morning the soon to be former president tweeted, stop the count! i guess nobody listened because half an hour later he retweeted, stop the count! why are they still counting? i tweeted stop. he also wrote, stop the fraud, which should have been a note to self. there was so much false propaganda coming out of twitterler's bunker. any vote that came in after election day will not be counted. the plane's going down and all he can do is keep hitting the call button to get the flight attendant to bring him another diet coke. by the way, a lot of ballots that come in from election day are from troops serving overseas. the irony of a draft dodger trying to negate those votes is more delicious than the 12 dunk cups of honey mustard he dipped his mcnuggets in today. trump's lead in georgia and pennsylvania is smaller than these little boodles of baby

carrots he calls hands. the race being so close in georgia was a big surprise. but pennsylvania, the reason joe biden is strong in pennsylvania, a state that voted republican last time, is because he's from there and they know him. the same reason trump lost new york. [ laughter ] the soon to be former president is said to be furious at fox news because they called arizona for biden on tuesday night. and that had to hurt when you realize that fox isn't really your friend. [ laughter ] i mean, that cuts deep. when an armed and angry trump mop descended on a ballot-counting center in phoenix last night, they had harsh words for the pinnacle of fairness and balance. >> they're chanting "fox news sucks." the reason they're chanting that is because fox news called arizona for biden yesterday. and a lot of people are angry about that. >> jimmy: how quickly they turn.

finally we're finding some common ground, huh? [ laughter ] this tells you all you need to know. this was the rallying cry among trump supporters in arizona last night. >> count the vote! count the vote! >> jimmy: count the votes, count the votes. this is what the trumpers were chanting in detroit. >> stop the count! stop the count! stop the count! >> jimmy: stop the count. which is it? here's a compromise. how about they count the votes and then they stop counting the votes? [ laughter ] like the old days. the bigly question now is will donald trump concede? you'd think he would concede. he's the most conceited president we've ever had. [ laughter ] but he really can't. he won't. because he can't. in fact, tonight, he emerged from wherever he's been hiding to take one more shot at choking democracy to death. >> good evening. i'd like to provide the american people with an update on our efforts to protect the integrity

of our very important 2020 election. if you count the legal votes, i easily win. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, that's a different type of concession speech. the only thing -- i won't bore you, or give him the pleasure of showing what he said tonight. but the only thing he didn't do was pull off his wig and reveal that he's been vlad putin all along. it was a litany of lies, threats. just a despicable and incoherent attack on democracy and the united states. at the end of that speech, he should have been arrested. if they could have found handcuffs small enough to take him away, they would have. [ laughter ] but it isn't over. trump has a plan to win the states back. he's going to sue them. the trump campaign filed lawsuits in georgia, michigan, nevada, and pennsylvania. and you know he's serious because he sent his best lawyer, who was duped by borat into almost showing his penis on camera, to pennsylvania, to handle this. rudy is on duty, and let the lawsuits begin. [ laughter ]

i can't think of a more fitting end to this presidency than him suing america. we should be suing him is what should be happening. [ cheers and applause ] all the best people were on it, though. there's this guy, he was fired from fox news, he was a contributor there. he wrote something horrible, they fired him. his name is harlan hill. and he tweeted, i'm going to philly tomorrow with a team, this is war. and i'd like you to take a look at the man who's just declared war. look out, philadelphia. [ laughter ] this little rascal is coming. it's war. what is he going to do, give everyone at lens crafters a peanut allergy? [ laughter ] if the legal challenges don't work, trump will go to an even higher court acti, that of the almighty himself, the president's spiritual adviser, doing a bang-up job, tv evangelical named paula white. >> i hear a sound of abundance of rain. i hear a sound of victory.

i hear a sound of shouting and singing. i hear a sound of victory. i hear of abundance of rain. i hear a sound of victory. i hear a sound of an abundance of rain. i hear a sound of victory. the lord says it is done. the lord says it is done. >> jimmy: who's that guy pacing behind her? [ laughter ] anyway, well, let's play one more. here we go. >> where angels are being released right now, angels are being dispatched right now. [ speaking in a foreign language ] angels have been dispatched from africa right now, africa right now, africa right now, from africa right now, they're coming here, they're coming here. >> jimmy: what? what is going on? [ speaking in a foreign language ] you understand what i'm saying? >> guillermo: yeah. [ speaking in a foreign language ] >> jimmy: sounds like somebody watched "the lion king" last

night and got drunk. [ laughter ] a lot of republicans, this is crazy, 38% of republicans said they want trump to stay in politics. and his former chief of staff, mick mulvaney, said he expects trump to run again in 2024. can you imagine if in 18 months he comes down that frigging escalator again? [ laughter ] biden should outlaw escalators just to make sure he doesn't. [ laughter ] the other big news item today, the other major story shaking up the markets and the world, really, is the shocking development on "the bachelorette" tonight. it's over. it is over. clare really threw the show for a loop. if you haven't been watching -- sadly i have, so let me catch you up. what happened in this episode tonight is trump-level insane. so clare agrees to be the bachelorette, to be on the show. they line up 25 guys. clare and the producers are all ready to go. but they have to postpone because of covid. so everyone goes home. she goes home. the guys go home. but since they've already

revealed who all the contestants are, clare starts looking them up on social media. she starts studying their instagrams and whatever. and she convinces herself that she's in love with one of them. dale. that's dale. handsome guy, weekend vibes. what's not to love? clare gets herself all lathered up for dale. and then dale shows up. and he's like, oh, okay, uh -- so now it's over. she makes it clear, like immediately, that she doesn't want to talk to any of the other guys, she's only interested in dale. so now the producers don't know what to do. they have love to pretend to find for like 13 episodes. so they put dale and clare in a room, they get them naked. while they're in the room getting it on, chris harrison calls neil lane, we need a ring. so neil lane gives them the ring. unbeknownst to claire or dale, this ring is coming. then chris brings clare in and informs her that she's getting engaged. >> what do we do?

>> the next step? proposal. >> oh my gosh. >> that's where we're headed. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's where we're headed? who is we? chris isn't headed anywhere. chris is headed to the golf course. so then chris goes to dale, who at this point i think has only had one, yes, only one date with clare. the night before. but chris hands dale an engagement ring and tells him to use it. >> clare is going to be waiting for you. and she's going to be waiting for a proposal. >> jimmy: and if you don't do it, we're not going to validate your parking. [ laughter ] you willow the la $7,000. dale, even though he had one

date with this woman, gets down on his knee, asks her, will you marry me? she's like, oh my god, i can't believe it, yes. she goes in and tells the other guys, you're all amazing but i have no interest in any of you. then they truck in a new bachelorette. >> gentlemen, your new bachelorette is on her way here right now. ♪ >> how are you feeling? >> i'm very strong, i'm very confident, and i live my life. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. this is going to be best season ever. the new bachelorette is not melania, it is tayshia. tayshia will be with us later on

tonight. this has been a problem for me because my wife has correctly picked the winner of "the bachelorette" and "the bachelor" eight out of the last ten times. she's very good at it. she already picked dale for clare but now she has to pick another one and we don't know anything, really. let's see if we can learn something. let's go to molly mcnearney at the magic wall, molly? >> hi. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, there you are. >> how are you doing? >> jimmy: what are you seeing on the wall? >> well, this is going to be a nail biter. i want to draw your attention to texas. let's zoom in on dallas. all right, that is in rockwell county. ivan. and ivan is the first aeronautical engineer on "the bachelorette," this is historic, because no one has ever had an education on this show before. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. >> now he's performing well, but as strong as he is, we have to remember, traditionally tayshia has picked suitors like these. jpj. a total imbecile. but still, we have to be patient, you know?

ivan has all but a packed victory. let's cross the country to california, l.a. county. let's go to venice. california is typically blue, but this is ben, a very likeable army veteran from venice. veterans perform well, even in traditionally blue areas. when you look at that right there, you can see why. his face. >> jimmy: you're saying people like his face? >> i do. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. all right. well, let's check in with political analyst guillermo rodriguez over here in the whatever center. [ applause ] guillermo, based on what you saw there, what can you tell us about ben's face? >> guillermo: it is very good. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> guillermo: 80%, 87% of white women approve of his face. >> jimmy: how is he doing with women of other demographics? >> guillermo: very good. he has a very good face. >> jimmy: let's go back now to molly. [ cheers and applause ] molly, you heard what guillermo had to say. >> yeah, that is very telling,

the face. the face is an important part of the body, along with the chest, the buttocks, the legs, the perfect abs. anything could happen. now let's move up to canada. >> jimmy: okay. >> the next couple days will be critical in determining if tayshia wants to relocate to canada, to live with wildlife manager blake. blake is from ontario. he was upset when clare said good-bye, but i think it's an important bachelor to watch. do not count him out. we're tracking blake closely. >> jimmy: tell us what's going on in new jersey. >> all right, come here to new jersey to camden county. this is zach c., an addiction specialist. he could turn this competition on its head. here's the important thing here. ryan gosling's less-attractive cousin is basically zac c. women love that, particularly white women. his roses are going to be coming in at a steady rate. he is one to watch. z.a.c. c. has a number of paths to win but it's important we be patient, remain calm, and wait for the ballots to come in.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, after much tumult in the house and a forced engagement, the new bachelorette, tayshia adams, is with us. [ applause ] later, this is his album. it's called "heartache medication." it's up did for album of the year at the cmas. this is the deluxe edition. music from jon pardi. you can see jon at the cma awards wednesday night here on abc. tomorrow night hunnam and with the exception of scooby-doo, no one has spent more time investigating strange phenomenon. please welcome david duchovny. [ cheers and applause ] hi, david. >> how are you?

>> jimmy: good to see you. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: where are you, david? >> i have to commend you on your dressing room, it's my apartment, it's wonderful. it's working out for me. i do miss the walk out to see you, shaking hands. but another time, maybe. >> jimmy: it's a long walk yeah. do you mind if we send other guests there? are you accepting visitors? >> sure, why not? as long as they've been screened. >> jimmy: how's your election week going, david? >> it's been interesting. i released a song, kind of an anti-trump protest song. >> jimmy: right. >> i think i turned maybe two or three votes. [ laughter ] happy about that. you know, i'm not surprised that trump is now out there trying to overturn the results of this election, because if you recall, in 2004 when he lost the emmy, same thing. [ laughter ] demanding recounts, saying propes is a loser, doesn't deserve it, he's a socialist, on and on.

so this is par for the course. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i like that angle. how did you vote? by mail? did you vote yourself? >> i voted illegally, by mail. i didn't know it was illegal. [ laughter ] pointed out by our ex-president this afternoon. but my mother, who is 90 years old, immigrant from scotland, she voted for the first time. there she is, in the rain. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. there's your mom. >> look at her. >> jimmy: i've never seen anyone happier to vote. [ laughter ] >> i know, i know. and she's from scotland. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> never really followed politics. but she does not like this president. and the fact that he is half scottish is a real thorn in her side. and she will be upset with me for bringing it up and reminding people. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> that trump is half scottish. because most of scotland is really embarrassed of that as well. >> jimmy: is that true?

wow, i didn't know that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that particularly got in her craw. how long had she been in the united states? >> she's been here since the late '50s. >> jimmy: oh, wow. so she's not voted -- this is the -- this is what motivated her to be part of the process? >> it really goes to show the extent to which trump can get out the vote. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, sure. she owes him a -- really, i mean -- i guess we should thank him for that. that is something else. wow, she didn't vote for kennedy or reagan or obama or any of these, and now she decides to get out there? >> yeah. yeah, well, she was feeling it, you know? >> jimmy: scottish culture a thing in your house? did you guys eat the food, play the bagpipes? >> yeah, we ate the food. but mostly we got the discipline. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> scottish discipline. because -- basically, to be raised by a scottish mother, and i love my mom and she was a great, great schoolteacher,

lower east side of manhattan, for many, many years. but the scottish philosophy is, whatever is happening to you, you can't complain, you can't say anything, unless -- well, she would say, if i was complaining about something, she's say, it's right better than a translation, it's better than a stone behind the ear. so if somebody isn't hitting you over the head with a brick, you probably shouldn't complain about it. [ laughter and applause. >> jimmy: that's good stuff. you said your mom was a teacher. was she happy that you chose to do what you do, that you becamen actor for television and movies? >> the way you ask that question. well, at first she was skeptical. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and nervous. the odds aren't good in showbiz,

you know. but i think she's come around. my father also was very kind of surprised. i was kind of going into academia. and my father actually went through a quadruple bypass in the late '80s. i went to visit him. i was doing "twin peaks" at the time. i played a cross-dressing drug enforcement agent, one of my first roles. >> jimmy: right. >> i went to my dad's hospital room, and he was unconscious. he had a yellow pad by his bed because he was intubated, couldn't speak. and he'd written his desires or his wishes to the people helping him. he'd written, my feet are cold. i'm thirsty. my son plays a transvestite on tv. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: in that order, i'm guessing, yeah. >> what i call a found poem. >> jimmy: david, i read a story

about you which is -- it's not entirely about you, but it's partly about you. and i know you know what story i'm talking about. it's a story about a paralympic athlete that you met and you found out about. tell that story. if you don't mind. i know you seem like you're sick, but you won't complain about it because you don't want to get a rock to the head. [ laughter ] >> that's right, i don't complain, jimmy. >> jimmy: that's right. >> i just have a rock in my though the. throat. i had read this article in the "times" about this paralympian who was in southern california, and he didn't have a place to train. and i had just moved into a house where i'd built this 25-meter lap pool, which is odd, because i hated being on the swim team when i was a kid and would do anything to not go swimming. then to kind of torture myself as an adult, i built myself a lap pool. i'm the only one that uses it, really. and i just said to my manager to reach out to this guy and let

him know that i've got a pool if he wants to train. so she did. when she contacted him, he said, oh, i know david. i know david. i met him at the malibu triathlon in the late 1990s. and i thought back. and i remembered that when i'd finished my first triathlon in malibu, which is a short one, you can imagine the malibu triathlon, it ends with brunch, right? [ laughter ] i was proud of myself, i was kind of walking around, i finished a triathlon. i'm an actor and i finished a triathlon. this kid walked up to me with blades for legs. a little 12-year-old kid. he looks at me and he goes, "you want my autograph?" and i was like, "yeah, sure." he goes, "you want a picture with me?" "yeah, come on, bring it on." [ applause ] >> jimmy: and that's him. >> it turns out, you know, 20

years later, that it's the same guy that i saw in the paper. i didn't recognize him because he's a man now. but we met way back when, when he was 12. now he's swimming at my pool. >> jimmy: as he qualified for the u.s. paralympic team? >> i don't know if he will. he's older, 31. he's been in three olympics. he's got lots of medals. gold, silver, bronze, everything. he's quite an accomplished olympian. because of the covid delay in the olympics, he decided not to retire. so he's trying to make the team. >> jimmy: wow. will you go see him? >> if he invites me. if he invites me, i would go. >> jimmy: i hope he'd invite you, he's been in your pool for a year. [ laughter ] wouldn't that be funny if he doesn't invite you or mention you ever. >> david who? >> jimmy: when we come back, we'll see a clip from "the craft legacy." david duchovny is with us. we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy

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now it's my home court advantage. >> jimmy: that's david duchovny in "the c a step mar-a-lafather-in-law an snake. almost every clip ruins the movie so tell us what you can without ruining it. >> i feel that sweater is pretty scary. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you keep that? >> well, i can tell you it's a reimagining of the original "craft" from the '90s. and it's these four young witches in high school, and i am a new figure in their lives. and i'm -- i guess i'm a stepfather figure. and i have my own agenda, let's say. and you know -- that's about all. >> jimmy: about all you can say. one of the witches is played by gideon adlon, parr of pamela

adlon, your costar in "californication," which is a very, very dirty show. she's now in the movie with you. >> that's funny. >> jimmy: would she come to the set of that show when she was little? >> gideon? yeah. i knew gideon when she was a tiny little girl. pam is a great friend. pam would have gideon call me auntie deedee. >> jimmy: why? >> well, because my name is david duchovny. d.d., auntie? i don't know why, next time you have pam on, ask her why i'm auntie d.d. >> jimmy: i have a feeling the answer is "because it's funny." >> exactly. >> jimmy: does she still call you auntie d.d.? >> yes, on set, every time is she'd see me, auntie d.d.! >> jimmy: that's weird. >> it's funny because gary shanling, our great friend, he wanted my kids to call him aunt

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i wish i could tell you. you know, you need a reality tv star to figure this out. i think i know one is going to come available pretty soon. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: 76 days. one more thing i want to ask. because i've been obsessed with, you know -- i love "the x-files." and you on it. do people now, when there's a story like we've seen recently the last year that's barely made a blip, that the government acknowledges that there are objects out there that they cannot identify, are you informed of this? is there any official connection to you? and how do you react to this stuff? >> oh, like is this a hotline? >> jimmy: yes, a hotline, yes. >> no, there's not a hotline. >> jimmy: there's not a hotline? >> yeah, no, i keep myself out of it on purpose. so what will happen is, if i'm walking down the street in new york and there's, you know, those video guys, they'll fall

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the way. earlier tonight chris harrison forced a man named dale to get down on one knee and pledge eternal love to a woman he just met. our next guest is our first-ever mid-season bachelorette. please welcome tayshia adams. hi, tayshia, how are you? >> hi, i'm doing fabulous, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. so you got the call when? how long ago did they say something happened and we need you? >> to be honest with you, every day blurs because of quarantine. am i right? every day is the same day. so i don't know when that was, but it was during -- sometime in the summer. >> jimmy: interesting that you would be evase out of that question, the simplest of all. [ laughter ] so did they tell you what happened? did they tell you why they needed you to step in? >> no. >> jimmy: oh. >> honestly, i got the phone call, and it was more so just like, hey, you're the girl. and i'm like, i got you. and i was there. >> jimmy: so you didn't know that something had gone awry?

>> i mean, to be honest, i think everything was just kind of moving very quickly. no, they didn't share that news with me. >> jimmy: interesting. so unlike every other bachelorette, you had to keep it secret? >> of course. i mean, well of course, except -- with the exception of telling me mom, which as soon as i got the phone call i said, i have to do three things. run a mile, bah i ate two doughnuts. scream into a pillow, because what the hell just happened? number three, i have to call my mom and that's exactly what i did. >> jimmy: is your mother trustworthy? >> very much so. >> jimmy: most mothers aren't. most mothers cannot hold a secret like that. >> my mom has learned, this is not her first rodeo. when i say, keep a secret, she's kind of learned to keep a secret. >> jimmy: did she learn the hard way? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: oh, she did. >> plus my dad. >> jimmy: i see, okay, all right. what do you do? is it like being deployed to

afghanistan? you have to do what? how quickly do you have to get there? >> honestly -- if it was up to them, within an hour or two. but i was like, no, i haven't put on makeup in three months, i need to go to cvs, i'm going to be kissing boys, i need a toothbrush, mouthwash. i left within 48 hours or so. >> jimmy: you went, then you were quarantined in the hotel? >> yeah. >> jimmy: for how long? >> honestly -- too long. >> jimmy: you keep saying honestly, which makes me think you're lying at every answer to every question. [ laughter ] >> jimmy, i'm talking to you right now. it's a stressful situation. >> jimmy: i feel like you're hiding something from me. i'm going to tell you, honestly, we went into this interview -- [ laughter ] i didn't think you'd be hiding anything. now i don't know what's going on with you. >> i promise you, i promise you. >> jimmy: is there a man in that room with you right now? >> oh, shoot. duck, everybody, duck!

no, there's nobody in here. >> jimmy: so you're in the resort, you're quarantined. are the other guys there quarantined as well? the bachelors? the contestants? >> yeah. everyone's pretty secluded. they weren't quarantined near me. but yeah, we were all quarantined. >> jimmy: so you're in the same hotel with all these guys but you're not allowed to see any of them? >> absolutely. honestly, when the bachelorette calls, they literally -- i said honestly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did, yeah. you're very honest. >> i am. but it's like the secret service or something like that. everything is very stealthy. they have walkies. she's walking down the hallway. nobody sees anybody, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: i used to live near that hotel, it's not that big. it would be hard to not run into -- just going to get something to eat. did you have to eat every meal in your hotel room? >> yeah, room service, baby. >> jimmy: really? oh, wow this sounds absolutely

terrible, i have to say. the hotel room you were in, was that the room claire was in, the el presidente? >> i did move into el presidente, yes. >> jimmy: which is the room in which claire and dale made sweet love. >> you know what, when i saw that i was like, oh, god. good thing i samed the place. we got good juju in there, everything was good to go. >> jimmy: are you saying something bad happened with clare and dale, are you saying their relationship did not work out? >> oh, you're funny. no i did not say any of that. >> jimmy: honestly? [ laughter ] >> honestly. >> jimmy: okay. >> now i'm never going to say honestly, i need to cut it out of my vocabulary. >> jimmy: did clare tell you anything? did she say to you, watch out for this guy, this guy's no good, et cetera? >> no, unfortunately, we didn't speak. >> jimmy: oh. >> she had just gotten engaged, there was a lot going on.

>> jimmy: right. >> she could have thrown me a bone and warned me about a guy or two -- >> jimmy: which guys did you need to be warned about? >> i mean -- i almost said just tune in and watch, okay? >> jimmy: there were some you would have liked to have had a heads-up on? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay, all right. okay, now is the part of the show where i ask you and i predict -- actually my wife predicts this -- who you picked. and here we go. let's put them up on the screen. my wife has narrowed it down to these four men. ivan, ben, blake, zac c. is the person you chose in this group? >> i don't know. you're going to have to see. >> jimmy: okay, we're going to narrow it down to the person that my wife believes you chose, ben. ben, who was very nice to claire at the end. did you watch the end of the claire episode? >> i did, of course. >> jimmy: you did. you thought ben was nice? >> ben is very nice. >> jimmy: oh, you didn't pick

him. oh, boy. [ laughter ] >> no! god. i didn't say any of that. >> jimmy: you didn't have to. [ laughter ] we may have to revise this pick, molly! we're going to work on this. >> probably should. >> jimmy: well, okay, interesting. very interesting. all right. well, i think we've learned a lot from this interview. >> no. >> jimmy: i didn't anticipate we would learn anything. we will be analyzing it, and we will reveal all. we're going to have a special reveal all episode tomorrow night. >> i can't wait. >> jimmy: tayshia, congratulations. i think, i don't know, either congratulations or sorry it didn't work out. either way, "the bachelorette" airs tuesday nights here on abc. thank you for being with us. we'll be right back with jon pardy! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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