as we head to break, i want to take a live look outside. san francisco city hall lit up in a >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, we reveal "people's" sexiest man alive, alison brie, and music from g-eazy featuring blackbear. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: the host. thanks for watching. thanks for sharing a piece of your life. we have so many important things to get to, including "people's" sexiest man alive, waiting in the wings. [ cheers and applause ] identity top secret. we all had to sign nondisclosure agreements to do this. if anyone lets anything slip, we all go to jail. [ laughter ] first i want to update you on day 14 of the hashtag heard around the world, squattergate. [ applause ] the president-reject is whining

in the west wing. he has canceled his plans to travel to mar-a-lago for thanksgiving, he seems to be showing no sign that he's ready to leave the white house. in fact, we hardly see him at all anymore. he's not appeared in public since friday. and has been seen rarely since election day. and that might have something to do with his hair. [ laughter ] maybe you saw this over the weekend. briefly over the weekend people started to notice that his hair is suddenly now white, it's completely white. the carpet now matches the supremacy. [ laughter and applause ] this is what his hair looked like before the election. now all of a sudden the color is gone and we have no explanation. i'm not an expert on hair dye or how it works but does it just disappear? do you have to reapply it every day like deodorant? how does this happen all of a sudden? usually your hair doesn't suddenly turn white unless you've seen a ghost. [ laughter ] or maybe he saw a vampire.

trump's borat attorney at law, rudy giuliani, is now fully in charge of the trump team legal effort to try to turn this election around. multiple lawyers have dropped out. multiple cases have been dropped. "the new york times" reported today that rudy has asked the trump campaign to pay him $20,000 a day for his work. well, he's the gift that keeps on grifting, isn't he? [ laughter ] that's a lot of money. rudy giuliani denies asking for that much. he said trump told him they'd work it out at the end. that's a good thing, that usually goes well. whether it be a contractor, a porn star, or the irs, donald trump always pays his debts. [ laughter ] i guess this explains why trump has been passing the maga hat around, asking his fans to donate to his legal defense fund. they are bombarding their supporters with emails like this one that says, one thing has

become clear these last few days, i am the american people's all-time favorite president. [ laughter ] that's the one thing that's become clear? [ laughter ] you just lost the election. of the two people running, you came in second. and what you took from that is that you're our all-time favorite president. you have to admit, he does think positive. i mean, tomorrow in georgia, they will finish the recount that's going on there. tomorrow's also the trump campaign's deadline to request a recount in wisconsin, and that is not cheap. a recount in wisconsin would cost the trump campaign $8 million, which is why he's asking his supporters for $16 million. [ laughter ] a little walking-around money on the side. [ applause ] listen, the only way wisconsin's getting $8 million from donald trump is if it has sex with him 63 times. [ laughter ] the president's minions are working hard to poison the well. senator lindsey graham may have committed a crime. the georgia secretary of state, who happens to be a republican, said lindsey graham, senator from south carolina, he has

nothing do with georgia, called him and pressured him to throw out ballots from certain counties. graham claims he was just calling to try to find out how things work, and he called a number of other states, saying the same thing. one day we'll get the real story about lindsey graham. what we're seeing now makes no sense at all. in the meantime he's spreading conspiracy theories he knows are bogus and dangerous. he's one of many republicans who still refuse to acknowledge publicly that joe biden won the election. behind the scenes, though, it's a different story. lindsey graham better hope donald doesn't see this. on the senate floor today, senator graham sauntered over. you see he gave a congratulatory fist bump and pat to kamala harris, our vice president-elect. he's wearing a mask, he's fist bumping kamala, almost like he's an unscrupulous opportunist who bends whichever way the wind blows. [ laughter and applause ] but he wasn't the only one,

several other republican senators were seen congratulating her too, but they're too frightened to do this publicly. come january, what do they think trump's going to do, hit golf balls at them? he's going to be a crazy old man yelling in florida. last week, republican senator chuck grassley disagreed with trump and said joe biden should be getting the classified intelligence briefings he is not getting. today, senator grassley tested positive for covid-19. so -- maybe trump has some superspreader powers we don't know about. [ laughter ] meanwhile, joe biden is moving forward. he's reportedly told his advisers he doesn't want his presidency to be consumed by investigations into trump's corruption. which is big of him. but -- what about what i want? [ laughter ] i at least want a mugshot out of this. [ laughter ] i want to see trump in a jumpsuit -- [ applause ] -- that matches his skin. [ cheers and applause ] they say biden is likely to stay out of those decisions and leave them to the next attorney general. unfortunately for trump the next

attorney general is john wick, and he is a vindictive son of a bitch. [ laughter ] on thursday night, president barack obama is going to join us here on our show -- [ cheers and applause ] -- to talk about his new book "the promised land." i've been reading this book. one of the things that's interesting is, obama reminds us that before we had a donald trump, we had a sarah palin who burst on the scene as a running mate to john mccain. obama credits sarah palin with ushering in this new era of stupidity and injustice for all. last night alaska's most notorious hockey mom stopped by "hannity." to praise donald trump and call obama a liar. >> there's proof after proof after proof that he is a purveyor of untruths. our country has to love truth, we have to be seekers of truth, we have to be willing to follow truth. there are so many untruths barack obama is leading people towards still. >> jimmy: it's good to have her back, isn't it? [ laughter ] it's so brazen.

it's remarkable. i think what she meant to say was this. >> our country has to love truth. we have to be seekers of truth. we have to be willing to follow truth. and there are so many untruths that donald trump is leading people towards still. >> jimmy: that's better, right, great to see you again, sarah. now back into the igloo. [ applause ] in other reality show news, tonight on abc, the bachelorette tayshia moved one step closer to finding the man she will definitely not marry. [ laughter ] because of covid, this whole season has been -- they put them all at a hotel in the desert. i think they're running out of stuff to do. for the group date they did what they call the grown-ass man challenge. which was just as dumb as it sounds. [ laughter ] and also, once the words "grown-ass man" were introduced, the people on the show could not stop saying it. >> yeah, i think i'm, you know, in the sort of upper echelon in terms of being a grown-ass man. >> does a grown-ass man not compete in a physical competition?

>> i feel confident i'm a grown-ass man. >> that's not the kind of grown-ass man she needs to be with. >> all the confidence in being a grown-ass man. >> part of being a grown-ass man is being romantic. >> grown-ass men have manners. >> a grown-ass man is kind. >> i think it's up to her who is a grown-ass man. >> being a grown-ass man -- >> in my mind, grown-ass men don't do that thing. >> i'm looking for a grown-ass man. >> i do not appreciate that as a man, as a grown-ass man, right now. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: like an aquarium of imbeciles. that would be a good show, right? "aquarium of imbeciles" after "the bachelor." much of the focus was on a bachelor named bennett, who claims he went to harvard. when it came to the written test portion of the grown-ass man challenge, bennett's results put that pedigree into question. >> at what time will you get to the date? flip them over.

9:17, 9:17, 9:17, bennett? 9:07? the correct answer is 9:17. >> how many roses does tayshia have left? >> the correct answer is 15. >> bennett got it wrong. >> spell limousine. three, two, one. bennett forgot the "u." >> wait, he went to harvard? >> jimmy: he just got out of one. i wonder if they edited that to make it look worse. i would love to invite bennett to take a quiz live on this show. i think he deserves a make-up exam, right? >> guillermo: right, jimmy, yes, yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: by the way, if he fails, we'll take his harvard diploma away. >> guillermo: all right, good idea. >> jimmy: it's time for the main event. are you ready to meet the sexiest man alive? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this year the 35th anniversary of "people's" sexiest man alive issue, it comes out on friday. even the president weighed in on it today.

he wrote, i won this election by a lot. [ laughter ] maybe he did. we're going to find out. the gorgeous hunk of man marble who won is with us tonight. he's in disguise. we're going to let viewers at home try to guess who he is. ladies and gentlemen, here he is, for the year 2020, "people's" sexiest man alive! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. sexiest man, we're over here. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: wow. i haven't given a handshake in a while. so you're also the safest man alive. [ laughter ] so we've altered your voice. go ahead and talk so we can hear what it sounds like. >> what do i sound like? >> jimmy: i hope we've altered your voice, or else we're all in a lot of trouble. [ laughter ] anyway. i can tell, even through the

hazmat suit, you are smolderingly handsome. we're going to let some of our members of our home audience ask yes-or-no questions, then hopefully they'll guess who you are, all right, sexiest man? >> sounds good. >> jimmy: all right. hello, let's put somebody up on the screen. hi, what's your name? >> hi, i'm -- >> jimmy: i see it, dewy. a yes-or-no question for the sexiest man alive? >> do you work in film? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. would you care to take a guess? >> no. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] next question. patrick in las vegas. >> hello. >> jimmy: patrick, go ahead. >> hi. >> jimmy: ask a question of the sexiest man. >> okay, my question is, are you an avenger in movies? >> jimmy: are you an avenger in movies? >> no. >> jimmy: not an avenger in movies. you seem shocked, patrick, but that was only the second question.

all right, next question is from? cheyenne, also in las vegas. hi, cheyenne. >> hi! do you have -- no, no. are you married? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, he is not married. would you marry him sight unseen? >> oh, yeah. i love the suit. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] next? marley, hi, marley. >> hi. let's see. do you have a celebrity sibling or parent? >> no. >> jimmy: no. good question, though, marley. all right. works in film, not an avenger, is not married, does not have a celebrity sibling. let's go to the next question. tessie, hi. >> hi. okay. have you ever been in a romantic relationship with taylor swift?

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that for me or for the sexiest man? [ laughter ] >> the sexiest man. >> that's pretty specific, but -- no. >> jimmy: no, no. next? hi, erin, go ahead. >> hi. okay, my question is, do you have over 5 million instagram followers? >> jimmy: oh. >> no shade, no shade. >> yes. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: do you want to take a guess, erin? >> i would -- channing tatum? >> jimmy: are you channing tatum? >> nah. >> jimmy: not channing tatum. all right, we're going to get a hint from guillermo. guillermo? >> guillermo: one day i had a dream about him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. all right.

all right, let's meet our next questioner. herbie, hi. >> did you play aquaman? >> no. >> jimmy: no, he did not play aquaman. sorry, herbie. next? lisa. hi, lisa. >> hello. >> jimmy: hi, i'm here with not-aquaman. >> okay, that's takes one off the list. are you known for being funny? >> jimmy: are you known for being funny. >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're funny but that's not your number one thing, okay, all right. next? ashley? >> oh, hey, y'all. do you have any chirren, as we would say in the south? >> no chirren for me. >> jimmy: do you want to take a guess, ashley?

>> sure. is it michael b. jordan? >> how do i answer that? >> jimmy: are you michael b. jordan? >> yeah, i am. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes, he is. look at this. >> oh my god! >> jimmy: sexiest man alive! michael b. jordan! well done, ashley. there you go. that's your trophy. wow. well done. [ cheers and applause ] he's sexy, he's alive, and we'll be right back with michael b. jordan so stick around! ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, welcome back to the show. tonight alison brie is with us. and then later, his song is called "hate the way." music from g-eazy with blackbear. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, goldie hawn and alex winter will be with us with music from be-ba-doo-bee. and a special appearance from iron mike tyson. and the 44th president of these united states, barack obama, will be with us promoting his new line of shapewear for men. moments ago, our first guest was bestowed with the most prestigious honor available to humankind.

he is "people" magazine's sexiest man alive for 2020, whether president trump accepts his victory or not. please say hello to michael b. jordan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. good to have you. thanks for coming. >> thanks for having me back. >> jimmy: by the way, you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: do you feel more pressure now to look good now that you are the sexiest man alive? >> i think the expectation now is -- it's a little unreasonable. just a little bit. but it's a cool title to have. >> jimmy: how do you find out? how does the news come to you? >> for me, i was in the car. i was driving one of my boys -- we were going on an errand. my publicist and my manager gives me a call. you know, first thing -- they're on speakerphone. who are you with? i'm like, i'm with bryce. he's like, okay, bryce is family, he can know. i said, okay, cool. because they keep this super,

super -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> under lock and key. they told me the news and it was a moment like, [ bleep ], really? me? [ laughter ] yeah, you. they kind of had this little banter back and forth. but it was a cool moment. >> jimmy: i bet it was. did bryce immediately start making fun of you or did he wait? [ laughter ] >> he waited until they hung up the phone, then he immediately started cracking jokes. [ laughter ] that's the thing. when you get sexiest man, that's cool to everybody else. but anybody that really knows you, that's just another way they can give jabs to you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. that's when you wish you had no friends. >> exactly, exactly. with friends like this, why do you need enemies? you don't need enemies with friends like this. >> jimmy: you were excited, i have to say i was also excited about this. i don't know if you remember this, in january when you were here, back when people were allowed to come see the show -- >> you guys are people. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this happened.

can i tell you something? so i say all week, michael b. jordan will be here. every time i've said it all the women in the audience each night -- [ cheers and applause ] they did that. they did that. >> that's pretty cool. >> jimmy: i think you might be front-runner for sexiest man alive this year. [ cheers and applause ] >> amen. somebody write it in. somebody. i love it. >> jimmy: i am so pleased with myself. [ cheers and applause ] >> make a call for me? >> jimmy: i didn't just make a call, i feel line i put it out in the universe and the universe said, yes, that's correct, he is the sexiest man. >> that's how it should be. throw it out in the universe and conspire to make things happen. >> jimmy: my esp, extra sexiest perception, only time i've used it but it really works. all right, so you're the sexiest, and that's it, nobody's going to challenge you. >> enjoy this one. >> jimmy: in the magazine, well, first of all -- you know, each year gets a sexy person.

and look at that. i happen to be the sexiest person -- >> what year was that? >> jimmy: no, this is this year. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: the sexiest 53-year-old in the world. [ cheers and applause ] >> okay, all right. >> jimmy: thank you. >> we're sharing that title. i like that. >> jimmy: but i think even maybe more rewarding for you is look, michael jordan is the tiny little sexy person, and you're the big sexy person. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'll take that. i'm not going to have too many of those over m.j., i'm going to take that one. >> jimmy: maybe he will start having to use his middle initial. this is exciting. so besides being sexy, are you working on a movie right now? are you in quarantine? what's going on? >> quarantine was definitely, you know, a time i'm pretty sure everybody experienced it differently. it was tough. but, you know, i stayed working. i'm prepping for this movie i'm doing with denzel washington. he's directing. >> jimmy: oh, a former sexiest man alive. >> yeah, right? >> jimmy: maybe future sexiest man alive. >> yeah, bring him back around.

you know, he's directing this one. it's called "journal for jordan." i'm a soldier, playing a soldier. it's a love story based on this woman named dana kennedy and her relationship with her husband, who passed away. he wrote a journal for his son that -- how to be a man, how to treat a woman. >> jimmy: really? wow. >> how he met his mother. because he was afraid he wasn't going to make it back from the war in afghanistan. it's a true story. it's very emotional. and i'm honored to be taking on this character. >> jimmy: i bet that's got to be exciting. to be playing the character for sure. >> yes. >> jimmy: but also working with denzel washington. i mean, do you ever get over the fact that it's denzel washington? because i have a lot of celebrities that come here, and i will say, over and over again, when he's here i think, oh, yeah, that's denzel washington. >> i mean, you can't really -- i mean, it's denzel, right? there's a part of you that's always kind of looking at him like, man, that's lonzo from "training day." that's the guy.

and he's a mentor and idol. but he doesn't like the praise. he's a very humble guy. he puts his pants on one leg at a time, he'd be the first to tell you. every so often he'll speak in these -- not quotes, but you know, just -- just little quotes here and there. you're like, oh, yeah that's something denzel would say. just like, you know -- "the rain only comes down on tuesday, but on wednesday the sun will shine again." everybody's like, oh, man, that's profound. [ laughter ] you try to figure out exactly what that means. but, i mean, he's a solid guy, man. our relationship has definitely grown a lot. >> jimmy: we are going to take a break, come back. "people" magazine's sexiest man alive, michael b. jordan, is with us. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by paypal. download the paypal and venmo

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. we are here with michael b. jordan. we've gone over the sexy stuff repeatedly. >> yes. >> jimmy: you posted something on instagram. i have a little bit of a bone to pick. you wanted -- the message was good. you told people to vote early. but i feel like you may have stolen this from one of my instagram posts. [ laughter ] [ applause ] which was similar. you should have seen me shooting that today in my office. laying on the ground. my assistant sitting there, i've got my shirt off, it was definitely an hr violation. [ laughter ] >> like whoa! everything's okay here? no, that's funny. but you know, i was just trying to use my body for good, you know. >> jimmy: i know what you mean. you know this is going to get attention, might as well have some positive thing. >> exactly. especially when you're trying to find organic -- not organic, but not-forced ways to get people to

get out and vote, how important it was. hopefully it worked. >> jimmy: it seems like maybe it did, i don't know, unless you were voting for trump. >> i did my part. >> jimmy: you did your part. >> i did my part. >> jimmy: and your moustache is still with you. the moustache at one time was quite a bit thicker, even. >> yeah, the moustache. >> jimmy: it was almost -- oh, wow, that's beyond steve harvey-level mustache. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i want to challenge him to a mustache -- no, it's -- i never had time to actually sit in one place and grow my facial hair where i didn't have to get it groomed or manicured or anything like that to do press or shoot a character. during quarantine i wanted to see how much hair i could actually grow. >> jimmy: yeah, it's a weird thing you want to know, yeah. >> his name's murphy. >> jimmy: you named him? [ laughter ] >> named murphy. murph for short, you know what i'm saying? got an only fans account. >> jimmy: an only fans account? >> eating fruit, all kinds of crazy stuff. it's going to get wild.

>> jimmy: you could probably make $250,000 a year if your moustache had an only fans account. >> i'm going to start one. all proceeds going toward a barber school. during quarantine, so many businesses and schools -- >> jimmy: that's good. barbershop. you're going to do that? >> yeah, it's a thing. >> jimmy: oh, excellent. [ cheers and applause ] >> my barber joe and the whole team. we've been plotting on that. we're going to work the system. >> jimmy: do you have a movie that's in the can right now? what's the next one coming out? >> it's called "without remorse." a tom clancy novel. >> jimmy: wow, really? wow, that's a big deal. >> it is, it is. i was really excited about it. it's pretty much the prequel and the origin story to "rainbow 6" if you're familiar with that video game. as a kid i played it a lot. it was exciting to take on the role of john kelly/john clark. we shot it in germany right before the pandemic kind of hit, so that was the last thing i did. we spent all quarantine figuring out new ways, how to edit and post and put that thing together. we got it done.

it's coming out soon. on amazon. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: on amazon? >> on amazon. >> jimmy: did you enjoy germany? >> germany's amazing. i always heard amazing things about berlin specifically. as a kid i always wanted to drive on the autobahn. >> jimmy: oh. did you do it? >> i had to. i rented a lamborghini. >> jimmy: oh, really. did they know why you were renting it when you rented it? >> i think they know when tourists come, people come from out of town, they rent a really exotic car? i think they know. >> jimmy: "i'll take the insurance." >> yeah, take the insurance on this one. it was really cool, you really understand why they have such low car accidents. in germany. when you're actually speeding, people will get out of your way. they know it. they're very courteous when you're driving. here everybody's all crazy, they're in the passing lane, they're driving slow. >> jimmy: how fast did you go? >> 203, i think. i think i maxed out -- >> jimmy: miles per hour?

>> miles per hour. 203 miles per hour. and it's cool, you've got other cars, some station wagon that's like all souped up, they're going like 140. and then you come by and you two are going at it and stuff. >> jimmy: is that when you and bryce got the call from "people" magazine? [ laughter ] >> no, no. that was -- me and -- that was my boy leo. me and leo were out there. >> jimmy: all right. don't drive that fast here in the united states. >> no, no. it's a risk out here. >> jimmy: this is it, "people" magazine's sexiest man alive issue comes out friday. [ cheers and applause ] michael b. jordan. thanks, michael. be right back with alison brie! ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome back to the show. music from g-eazy with blackbear is on the way. you know our next guest from many excellent shows of note, including "community," "mad men," and "glow." her holiday movie "happiest season" premieres on hulu a week from tomorrow. please say hello to alison brie! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: well, you look great. thanks for being here. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: have you been getting out? is this a rare -- >> no. >> jimmy: yeah. i know. i feel like people are happy to see me for a change. [ laughter ] >> yes. it's so exciting. i'm all dressed up. this is my second time out and this level of dressed up in about eight months. >> jimmy: what was the other time? >> sunday for the people's choice awards. >> jimmy: oh, the people's choice awards, yes. >> i introduced justin bieber's performance. so it was a pretty big deal. >> jimmy: oh. was that exciting? >> in theory, it was exciting. you know. my mom's like, so you met justin bieber? i'm like, no, mom, it's covid. i was smuggled there in a car and like kept outside in the dark and then like walked through a dark pathway seeing nobody except a guy in like three masks. and i was glad they were being very safe. >> jimmy: yeah, right, but yeah,

you don't really -- >> it was very bizarre. >> jimmy: you might not even have met him had it been a regular time, let's be honest. [ laughter ] >> this is true. >> jimmy: there's a bieber bubble that is difficult to penetrate. >> there definitely is. >> jimmy: have you ever met him? >> i can confirm -- no, but this was my second brush with bieber. >> jimmy: oh! >> in which we -- we almost met. the first time -- the first time. i would say a couple of years ago. my husband dave, who's an actor -- >> jimmy: dave franco, delightful young man, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> isn't he? >> jimmy: yes. >> he was shooting a movie in italy, he had a few days off. i flew out to meet him, we went to this very small, remote town to stay at this little hotel that we had stayed at once before for a weekend getaway. and the first clue things were awry when we pulled up, there was like a large group of young

women standing outside the entrance of the hotel to which i was like, babe -- do people -- did you advertise we were coming? dave's a little bit of a heartthrob. >> jimmy: sure, yeah. >> did these women follow you around to italy? is this what your shooting experience has been like? he's like, i don't know. when we were laying by the pool there were helicopters and drones. i'm like, this place has really changed, i don't know what happened. hours go by, it's 5:00 p.m. no one's there. everyone's left. dave and i are the last people at the pool. we're buried in our books. i sort of hear a young gentleman come out to the pool. i hear him order some food. i'm always eavesdropping on people by the pool. if you ever see me at a pool, i can't help it. i'm trying to read, but meanwhile i'm like, she's divorcing him? after he bought her those boobs? what? no way! oh my god. [ laughter ]

so similarly we're out there, i'm like, penne pasta, good choice. >> jimmy: that's what he ordered? >> that's what he ordered which was confirmed. the guy gets in the pool. i can't see him, i've been reading. he starts singing to himself. this guy is just in the pool swimming and singing. ♪ penne pasta penne pasta penne ♪ i'm like bopping along. i look to dave, he's clocking who the guy is. the look on his face, i'm like, who is it? do we know him? dave is like, you wouldn't believe me if i told you. [ laughter ] so sure enough i pop the book up, and there's bieber taking a little swim break on the end, just singing about his pasta. >> jimmy: singing about his pasta. [ laughter ] >> i have to say that it was delightful in the moment. >> jimmy: what? >> but hours later, you know, dave and i are like brushing our teeth, getting ready for bed. the two of us just -- ♪ penne pasta

to this day we're just like -- it was catchy. that guy's got a gift for music. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> my opinion. >> jimmy: that's not the song he did at the people's choice awards? >> it's not, no. >> jimmy: okay. >> but i wouldn't write it off. [ laughter ] that single comes out i'm going to be like, i was there at the impetus. >> jimmy: wouldn't it be great if he just puts that song on an album and people are like, there's something wrong, i think, with justin bieber? >> i don't know, it's catchy. i'm telling you, i've been singing it for two years. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's gone on for quite some time. ♪ penne penne pasta >> jimmy: you're in this christmas movie, huge cast. who's in the cast with you? >> kristen stewart. mckenzie davis. mary steenburgen. mary holland, who cowrote the movie. victor garber. dan levy. >> jimmy: lots of people. >> you name them, they're in this movie. >> jimmy: when do you shoot this christmas movie? >> we shot it in pittsburgh in february right before everything shut down. >> jimmy: it's nowhere near christmas?

>> well, it was right after christmas. >> jimmy: even worse in a way, even worse. people are really drained of christmas, right? >> it was endless christmas for all of us. >> jimmy: it was endless christmas. >> in the snow in pittsburgh. it was great. >> jimmy: you were able to get into the spirit even though it's february, or not? >> definitely. we could get in the spirit. i mean, my character is very uptight. so i play mckenzie davis' elder sister. we're very competitive with one another. and so i didn't really have to get into the christmas spirit as much, because we're sort of like really contending for our parents' love and affection. and to just -- basically escalates throughout the whole film until full physical fighting. >> jimmy: you and dave made a couple movies together? >> yeah. >> jimmy: one of them came out over the summer. >> yes, the movie that dave wrote and directed, "rental." >> jimmy: did you find that you worked well together?

>> yeah. >> jimmy: you did, okay, good. sometimes people don't, you know? >> oh no. we -- you know, dave and i are very similar in terms of wanting to do a lot of prep work. we like to really prepare. >> jimmy: how do you prepare? how did you prepare? >> well, jimmy, it's interesting that you ask. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, isn't it? >> you know, for dave's movie "the rental," there's -- it's a group of people away on a vacation, they end up all doing molly. which is sort of like -- >> jimmy: my wife? [ laughter ] >> no, no. >> jimmy: oh, the drugs? >> it's a drug, it's a drug. >> jimmy: okay. well. i've got to see this movie! >> that was the first version -- they changed it in the script -- >> jimmy: i'm like, you should have told me off the air. >> i'm like, i don't know if everybody can relate to this, only jimmy. so to prepare for the movie, you know, dave really wanted it to be very realistic. and my performance, my character, does molly in the movie. >> jimmy: okay. >> in the nerdiest way we sort

of booked a hotel room in ojai, cleared our schedules, went out there, had a little molly. it was the night we were going to do it, we had a whole plan. and then something happened. there was a work emergency. and dave was going to have to be on these calls all night. he's the director of the movie, he's putting in prep, getting it together. we sat there, i guess you can't do the molly. because you have to do this. he's like, i don't know, there's no time, we start shooting in the week, there's no other time to do the molly -- you're going to have to do it yourself. [ laughter ] and i was like -- okay. so then the rest of the night it was just me on molly. in a hotel room. and dave's like out on the balcony on work calls or watching basketball. and i was just dancing in the hotel room for like five hours being like, i don't know if i'm feeling it! i'm not feeling it! >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] that's supposed to happen in the movie, not in the real-life part of it. >> it happened in the movie too. we did both.

>> jimmy: it's very good to see you. the movie is called "happiest season." it's on hulu starting a week from tomorrow. alison brie. thank you, alison. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with g-eazy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you're con the clock,the go, and on your way. hang on a second. what's the rush? know the speed limit, go the speed limit, and slow the fast down. go safely, california. there's no bad time to start at amazon...

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>> jimmy: thanks to michael b. jordan and alison brie. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, the song is called "hate the way" with a little help from blackbear, g-eazy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hey yeah hey yeah ♪ i hate the way the way i always miss you yeah i know i'm crazy but you're sick too ♪ even after everything we've been through thought i was the one with all the issues ♪ ♪ and every time i leave it's too long and every time i leave it's all wrong you know ♪ ♪ i hate the way the way i always miss you i hate the way the way i always miss you ♪ ♪ yeah made a promise to myself a promise i should stick to ♪ ♪ talking to myself i said i promise i would quit you i been trying to let go but it's powerful ♪ ♪ it grips you first you think you got control until i see you

cant resist you ♪ ♪ know i got my issues some i won't admit to answers everybody wants to fix you ♪ ♪ got this magic eight ball but i ain't got no crystal just don't fall in courtney love and don't ♪ ♪ go cobain with no pistol it don't take a psychic or scientist to know that and why the minute ♪ ♪ i see you i always go back the definition of insanity is yeah i know that i had 100 chances to ♪ ♪ move on i always i always blow that yeah i can't seem to find out what's the issue ♪ ♪ see your face on my explore and then i miss you i said i was ♪ ♪ finished with you i said i hate the way i always miss you i hate the way the way ♪ ♪ i always miss you yeah i know i'm crazy but you're sick too even after everything ♪ ♪ we've been through thought i was the one with all the issues and every time i leave ♪ ♪ it's too long and every time i leave it's all wrong i hate the way the way ♪ ♪ i always miss you i hate the way the way i always miss you ♪ ♪ yeah yeah

♪ lie to myself every time i say that i'm done with you ♪ ♪ days pass slower than one with you ♪ ♪ two days passed this feeling like a week this is stressful ♪ ♪ i swear all these helping hands ain't even helpful wishing i was closer ♪ ♪ to you wish you wasn't distant wishing i was with you still wish this ♪ ♪ was different wishing we could travel back in time and we can switch it ♪ ♪ all this pain wishing it was something that could fix it medicate myself different ♪ ♪ substances i mix it try to draw the line and then she sniffs it ♪ ♪ give my word and then you twist it ♪ ♪ fights outside the club i think the paparazzi flipped it ♪ ♪ find out what's the issue hate the way you talking when you with your friends too ♪ ♪ they don't know about what we been through i said i hate the way i always miss you ♪ ♪ i hate the way the way i always miss you yeah i know i'm crazy but you're sick too ♪ ♪ even after everything we've been through thought i was the one with all the issues ♪ ♪ and every time i leave it's too long and every time i leave

it's all wrong ♪ ♪ i hate the way the way i always miss you i hate the way the way i always miss you ♪ ♪ i hate the way the way i always miss you i hate the way the way i always miss you ♪ ♪ i hate the way the way i always miss you ♪ ♪ i hate the way the way i always miss you ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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