have a great night, everyone and we'll see you tomorrow bright and early in the morning. from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, ryan phillippe. david cross r. and music from wallows. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: here i am. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for being awake. yet another day of "electile dysfunction" in washington, d.c. this is day 13 of "squattergate." president donald is still in denial, still refusing to cooperate. he spent the weekend rage-tweeting about how the election was rigged. but i feel like he may be coming around. last night he tweeted that he won the election in all caps. "i won the election." but this morning he backed off a little bit.

he tweeted it in lower, sentence case. that's as close as trump is gonna get to making a concession speech. he's like a kid slowly realizing nobody's coming to his birthday party. we should never have given him that diet coke button! that's hard to give up. this had to put a little crinkle in his tin foil hat. the department of homeland security's cybersecurity and infrastructure security agency -- this is one of trump's own cabinet agencies, put out a statement debunking his claims of widespread fraud. they wrote, "the november 3rd election was the most secure in american history." and then they took another dig at the boss baby, "while we know there are many unfounded claims and opportunities for misinformation about the process of our elections, we can assure you we have the utmost confidence in the security and integrity of our elections, and you should, too." and how did the president react to that statement of reassurance from his own agency? "most fraudulent election in history!" [ laughter ] [ applause ] so everything's going great. really well. if donald trump gets any more embarrassing, we're gonna have to start calling him donald

junior. [ laughter ] i wonder if he really even believes any of this garbage? he says it was "rigged." he says everything is rigged. when donald trump says something is rigged, you can rest assured that it probably is not. >> we are running against a rigged race. it was a rigged race. some of the voting was rigged. florida was rigged. the game was rigged. our country is rigged. the economy is rigged. the republican system was rigged. hillary clinton was rigged. the media is rigged. these polls are rigged. the whole deal is rigged. the banks are rigged. the process is rigged. i think my side was rigged. it's a rigged everything. the whole deal is rigged, folks. rigged, rigged, rigged, rigged. rigged, rigged, rigged, rigged. i call plenty of things in the country, rigged. >> jimmy: yes, you do. [ laughter ] if the president says it, it must be true. it's going to take him some time to digest this loss. here's how it will go, these are the trump stages of grief in ten

parts. first up, denial. >> we were getting ready to win this election, frankly we did win this election. >> jimmy: then, anger. >> joe biden is a criminal, and he has been a criminal for a long time. and you are a criminal and the media for not reporting it. >> jimmy: after anger comes blame. >> this is a horrible thing that the united states supreme court has done to our country. and i say it and i say it loud and i say it proud. >> jimmy: after blame we have delusion. >> i see thousands of ballots. right? unsolicited ballots being given out by the millions and thousands of them are dumped in dumpsters. >> jimmy: litigation. >> there's tremendous litigation going on. >> jimmy: discombobulation. >> if people wanted to get their ballots in, they should have gotten their ballots in long before that, a longtime. >> jimmy: more delusion. >> i've done more for the black

community than any president since abraham lincoln. >> incoherence. >> i can tell you stories about lady gaga. i know a lot of stories about lady gaga. and john bon jovi. every time i see him, he kisses my ass. >> jimmy: hallucination. >> ding, ding, ding, bong, bong, bong bing. >> jimmy: and finally, acceptance. >> this was china's fault. [ laughter ] laws laws. >> jimmy: or as close to it as he can possibly get. now bend over and take it like a man getting spanked with a rolled-up magazine. [ laughter ] it's just going to take time. four more years and he'll be over the whole thing. and it may take his supporters longer than that. there was a rally on saturday in washington, what they call the million maga march. they were about 995,000 short of a million, but don't say that to white house press secretary kasey macaroni, who did what

trump press secretaries are expected to do. she added a few zeros to the total. she tweeted, amazing! more than one million marchers for president @realdonaldtrump descend on the swamp in support. best base in political history. we love you guys! even sean spicer was like "that was a little much." [ laughter ] local authorities estimated the size of the crowd around 10,000 people. but bear in mind, in fairness to kayleigh, if you ask her how old she is, she holds up her fingers and says "this many." [ laughter ] the president did not speak at the rally, but he did drive through the crowd to give a tiny little thumb up on the way to the golf club he would never allow any of those people to join. i think i have an idea to solve this. i know i've had other ideas to solve this, and i know they haven't solved it. but here's another one. you with me on this? >> guillermo: i am with you. >> jimmy: thank you. here's what we do.

we tell trump he's going to "re-sign" the presidency. we hand him a piece of paper. it says, "i, donald j. trump hereby re-sign as president of the united states effective immediately." we give him a big, fat sharpie. [ applause ] let him go to town. once that thing is notarized, we put him in a sack and ship him right back to mar-a-lago. [ laughter ] [ applause ] trump is desperate for a win right now. he took a victory lap today after the very good news that another covid vaccine is on the way. writing, "another vaccine just announced. this time by moderna, 95% effective. for those great 'historians,' please remember that these great discoveries, which will end the china plague, all took place on my watch!" don't worry. we will make sure that no one ever forgets what took place on your watch. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's the one thing you don't need to worry about. with the virus hitting all-time highs, trump's new top covid adviser, scott atlas, who he found on fox news, urged

people in michigan to "rise up" against safety measures in their state. down with safety! [ laughter ] but the fact that we have two viable vaccines is great news. this morning i was actually fantasizing about being on an elevator with people. [ laughter ] guillermo, which vaccine are you into, pfizer or moderna? pfizer. >> jimmy: you like pfizer, huh? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: what is it about the pfizer that you like? >> i don't know, it was the first one that came. >> jimmy: the first one? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it is the original. like coca-cola and pepsi, coke's the real thing. >> exactly. >> jimmy: this could be our new cola war. pfizer has to be very cold, moderna doesn't have to be as cold. >> i prefer the first one. >> jimmy: whose name you can now not remember. [ laughter ] >> pfouzer -- pfizer! the first one. >> f-f-pfizer.

>> jimmy: i have one question. do you know how to do a cartwheel? [ cheers and applause ] >> no, no. i don't know how to do a cartwheel, i'm too fat. i don't know. >> jimmy: you're never too fat for a cartwheel. >> i don't know, but one of my good writers over here -- >> jimmy: you have writers? really? >> yeah. daniel -- >> jimmy: wait a minute, these words you say are being provided to you by writers? [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i made a decision, i made it last week and it was reaffirmed for me. i want to learn who do a cartwheel. now that i'm 53, it seems like the right time. [ cheers and applause ] you and i. >> let's try it! >> jimmy: no, no, go ahead. go ahead and give it a try but i want to really learn, like i want to get an olympian or something to teach us. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: i don't want to stop you, give it a try if you'd like and we'll see. [ cheers and applause ] >> do we have time? >> jimmy: yeah, we've got time. it's a cartwheel, how long can it take? >> remember, i don't know [ bleep ] -- i didn't drink this time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: start over here so we

can really see you, see what's happening here. yaed. go ahead. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was actually really good. >> oh my god, it was terrible. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what the hell were we talking about? oh, trump, right. what else? so now the trump lawyers are now 1 for 24 in court. wasting our money, trying desperately to convince a judge -- at this point any judge -- that there was some shred of voter fraud. multiple cases were dismissed and withdrawn today. because they have no evidence. the odds are piling up against donald trump, but when you're the underdog, who do you go to when you want to win a big game? when you are the -- you don't know. [ laughter ] that's right, you go to rudy. >> every ballot they could see

had biden's name on it. nobody else, not even another democrat. why does that happen? it happens because you know you are behind. dominion notifies you and you call off the counting and you start doing ballots like this. you can't, you can't do the down ticket. that's why you have biden and no down ticket because they had enough time to get biden's name in. >> jimmy: right. "it's true, i read about it on a jpeg on facebook." [ laughter ] looks like somebody treated himself to a new pinky ring! and while you may be wondering why donald trump, the president of the united states, would put his legal fate in the hands of the only person who seems to be more out of it than he is -- the reason may be as simple as this commercial that runs opposite mypillow on fox news. >> looking for a lawyer who doesn't give a [ bleep ]? call the notorious rudy g., rudy giuliani and associates!

5 h 5-am-i-a-mess? maybe. something is wrong! i will answer the phone. i always answer the phone. i have a scab on my income that i keep picking and rudy giuliani and associates. i have no associates they quit weeks ago. remember this? what happened to me? 555-ny-clow. what happened to me? call now! >> jimmy: call now. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: fun fact, did you know rudy giuliani is the only vampire who loves garlic? he even smells like it! what a confusing time it is to be alive. especially if you're a parent. kids know more about what's going on than we think they do. last night on "60 minutes," president obama was talking about trump refusing to concede, he said "we would never accept behavior like that from our own kids if they lost," a game or something, and that's true. so what are the lessons our children have learned from this president known as trump? some of them are these.

>> cheating is okay. >> lie. always lie. >> never tell the truth. >> if somebody disagrees with you, they are a loser. >> cheat on your spouse. >> cheat on your taxes. >> being attractive and rich is most important. >> don't follow the rules. >> never apologize. ever. >> apologies are for losers. >> science is dumb. >> don't help sick people. >> don't help poor people. >> never take responsibility for anything. blame everyone else. >> don't exercise. >> stare into an eclipse. >> fried chicken is good for you. >> call people names. >> sleepy. >> nasty. >> crazy. >> lazy. >> low iq. >> little. >> weirdo. >> ugly. >> loser. >> pocahontas. >> if you lose, call the winner a cheater. >> don't let anybody else talk. >> interrupt people.

>> people who are different are -- >> keep interrupting. interrupt, interrupt, interrupt. >> hire rudy giuliani. >> and don't forget to interrupt. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he is, he's an inspiration to all of us. thanks, kids. we have a good show for you tonight. david cross is with us. we've got music from wallows. and we'll be right back with ryan phillippe.

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tonight, a very funny and dare i say subversive man, david cross is with us. then later, their ep is called "remote" music from wallows. [ cheers and applause ] what do we got this week? we've got quite a week for you. this week, we've got new shows with goldie hawn, alison brie, alex winter. we'll have a visit from "people" magazine's sexiest man alive, whose identity has not yet been revealed. but will be revealed on the show. we'll have music from g-eazy featuring blackbear, bee-ba-doo-bee, and zac brown band. and on thursday, president barack obama. [ cheers and applause ] you know that guy, right? >> guillermo: yeah, sure! >> jimmy: that will be a lot of fun. you know our first guest from those things we used to go to called "movies." his latest is a tv show. he plays private investigator cody hoyt in the new tv show "big sky." it premieres tomorrow night on abc. please welcome ryan phillippe.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: please. how's it going? >> it's going good. you know, it's actually nice to see anyone these days. >> jimmy: it really is, i know. when people say "nice to see you," you can't help but feel like "you" means humanity. >> yeah, yeah, get out of the house. >> jimmy: have you been getting out of the house or staying in? >> i've been working, just got back from vancouver doing "big sky." i went through the early days of the quarantine and stayed in the house and did everything and then i needed to hit the road, jimmy. >> jimmy: by yourself? >> i did, yeah. >> jimmy: where did you go? >> i took a road trip across country in my tesla. i'm from delaware, which is a state having a moment right now. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: right, home to joe biden. >> he, aubrey plaza and i being

the most famous people from delaware. >> jimmy: i have news, neither of you were there already, he was the vice president before this. >> i know, i know, but i have a, i'm from delaware. i have a small beachhouse there and i kept thinking about how badly i wanted to be there. >> jimmy: oh. >> and this idea of driving across country in an electric vehicle which, you know, four years ago wasn't even a possibility that got me super excited. i hopped in the tesla, and i allowed it to dictate my path. you want to hit the super chargers. if you don't hit the super chargers, you are sitting for a longtime. >> jimmy: i know this, i learned this the hard way. [ laughter ] >> how so? >> jimmy: my wife has one of those teslas. we miscalculated. eye tell you a sneaky thing they do. >> what this. >> jimmy: on the super charger, if you put your destination in the car, it will only give you enough super charge to get you to the destination. >> oh, i know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you're holding your breath the last few miles. seeing it tick down to under 5%. >> jimmy: and the result is you

wind up at one of those nonsuper chargers, in my case in the parking lot of a walmart store. >> yeah, they are not always in the best place. >> jimmy: it would give you one mile every 40 minutes, or something like that. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i don't know if you're like this, but i cannot -- if i see someone's cell phone is not fully charged? i'll just grab it and plug it in. [ laughter ] >> yeah. you know what this is called, there's a term for this. >> jimmy: what? >> range anxiety. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. it's a tesla driver known term. where you had range anxiety. >> jimmy: i have it. i might have to be hospitalized for it. [ laughter ] but i can't get in because of covid! >> was on no timetable so i allowed the tesla to dictate my path. if i had to go out of the way to get to a super charger, that was fine, because i had no -- time is irrelevant, it doesn't mean anything anymore. so, you know, and also, i really wanted to try out the camping mode. do you know about camping mode? >> jimmy: i have read about it, yeah.

>> so camping mode keeps your cabin of your vehicle climate controlled all night if you have enough charge and you can also put on netflix. at some point in my journey, i've got to find a place to try out this camping mode. >> jimmy: you can put netflix on in the car? >> yeah, you curl up in the couch with big screen. >> jimmy: that's supposed to simulate camping in some way? [ laughter ] >> i guess so, glamping. we'll have to ask elon. >> jimmy: okay, i'm learning about the car. >> so on the way across country, i did stop -- i was determined to have one night in the vehicle, i wanted to try that out. but i was really tired and needed to shower a couple of times and i went to the holiday inn. these were the days when things were just opening up again. so the guidelines and protocols of even checking into a holiday inn were over the top. you walked in and everything was covered in plastic. to check in at the check-in counter i had to yell to the woman because she is behind a

couple of panes and the stand here thing was eight feet away from her. when i came time to give her my credit card, i had to throw it like a chinese star to get it to her. [ laughter ] go into the room, everything from the remote to the buttons on the bathroom, everything's covered in plastic. it was very odd. but i made my way across country, and i figured out a way to hack the self-drive. >> jimmy: oh, on the tesla, the self-driving feature. >> yeah. >> jimmy: does that work? i've been too nervous to drive it. >> i went hours without touching the wheel. >> jimmy: really? >> i took off my shoes. i had multiple screens on the windshield so i can facetime with my kids and friends. >> jimmy: how did it go? >> it was amazing. it was like a super-slow first class. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tell me what you did. i know this is probably a terrible idea for us to tell anyone how you did this. how did you do it? >> first of all, it's easily searchable on youtube, i don't

need to take you through the steps. >> jimmy: i see. >> but what i will say is, there was no one on the road, height of the pandemic. those straight highways across new mexico, texas, oklahoma, it's a straight shot and i didn't see anybody for miles. so i got super comfortable. i was reclined. like i said, i was chilling. yeah. >> jimmy: do you put a pair of gloves on the wheel so it feels like there's hands there or what do you do? >> a -- a -- adequately weighted water bottle does the trick. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> you tuck it in the corner of the wheel. >> jimmy: wow. imagine that's how you die. imagine. [ laughter ] yeah, they found an evian bottle, you don't want to know where they found it. apparently he was laying on his stomach. >> so i realize this was a couple of days in the journey, i'm getting close to delaware, i have to try out the camping thing. so i go online in a charging session and i'm looking at the koa spots.

>> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> and i didn't find one that was, you know, reasonably reachable with my range. again. so i started researching where are you allowed to sleep safely when you are on the road? walmart. >> jimmy: that's right. i know this. >> walmart is a haven for drivers. anyone, if you are in danger or driving a truck, you are allowed to legally park and sleep in a walmart parking lot. >> jimmy: most of them, yeah, rvs, they will let you park in the walmart parking lot. >> yeah, and so jimmy, that's what i did. [ laughter ] i got to a walmart somewhere in virginia. >> jimmy: wow. >> and they had a tesla charger and i put on camping mode and i curled up and i spent the last night of my journey a -- >> jimmy: the stars are really just like us. [ laughter ] it's remarkable. >> i'm very much a man of the people. very much. very much. >> jimmy: how old are your kids now? >> 17, 20 and 9. >> jimmy: oh, oh, so, are -- are you still allowed to hang out

with them or is it -- >> you know, you should have them on and ask them. no, i think they like me. my son and i have a very, very close relationship and we do a lot of road trips together. >> jimmy: he is 17? >> he's 17, yeah. >> jimmy: where do you go with him and are you sleeping behind the wheel while -- >> no, by the way. disclaimer, i was the only person in that vehicle, so i would never do that. >> jimmy: it's too late for any disclaimers. [ laughter ] you let us down. we were already on a bad path in this country. now there's no one literally at the wheel anymore. [ laughter ] >> doesn't it feel like that? >> jimmy: yeah, it does. you encapsulated the country right there. >> in the past few years, deacon and i have gone, we did a road trip to yellowstone. we want to get all 50 states. we flew into north dakota and started driving there so we could knock off the dakotas, yellowstone, tokyo and kyoto recently. most recently for his 17th

birthday, i didn't tell him where we were going. i am like, i'm going to pick you up from mom's and go on a short road trip and have a celebration for your birthday. my plan was go to joshua tree and contact alien s >> jimmy: that's the middle of the desert here in california. >> so i rented an alien-themed airbnb. are you familiar with dr. stephen greer. >> jimmy: i am not. >> there's been a couple of documentaries about him. he's a ufologist. [ laughter ] i don't know if that's where his doctorate comes from. he is has an app called c-5, steps you take to conjure up some interaction with alien life. and i have seen videos of people that went out with him and something appears in the sky. i mean, i have seen it. demi lovato went out. with steven greer. >> jimmy: well, that settles it for me. [ laughter ]

wait a minute. so are you saying demi lovato -- really? >> so we go out to joshua tree -- >> jimmy: let's go and do this with him by the way. we'll do cartwheels the whole time. >> dude, i would go. you me, stephen greer. >> jimmy: i would absolutely do it. yes. >> i'm sure he would be down. >> jimmy: did you contact any aliens? >> no, we spent the day rock climbing and i dropped on him the real reason why we were out there. i was like, son, tonight we are going to contact aliens. he was super into it. i think it runs in our family, because my dad growing up was so into ufos and aliens, the prospect of alien life. >> jimmy: did he ever see anything? >> my mom and he claimed they did. they were together -- >> jimmy: that's their way of telling you they smoked weed. [ laughter ] >> it was the '70s. so who knows what was afoot. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. speaking of "the big sky," your new show, "big sky." ryan phillippe is with us. we'll be right back.

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we show 12 missing females of a 100-mile radius of where we're sitting. all in the last two years. most of them last seen at truck stops. >> we got a few truck stops along the way. this church -- >> the membership include long haul truckers? there's truckers mixed up in sex trafficking. >> really? >> how do you feel about driving up there? >> to the church, now? >> you kid kgot kids, rick? >> don't say any more. >> jimmy: rick has kids. [ cheers and applause ] "big sky." that is his new show on abc by david e. kelly, who did "practice," "boston legal," "ally mcbeal." >> "picket fences," on and on, incredible track record. >> jimmy:ly heard you played a private investigator that pleased me. in the '70s, and '80s, every

fourth character on television was a private investigator. >> that's true. >> jimmy: rockford, magnum, charlie's angels, they were private investigators. >> to the extent that i thought about wanting to be a private investigator because of that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you do not realize that you will be sitting across the street from a hooker's apartment trying to catch a husband all day. >> yeah, acting's better. >> jimmy: acting is definitely better. really, although you in the walmart parking lot is not that far off from what these people do. [ laughter ] >> a little method there. >> jimmy: i wanted to ask you about some of your tweets. first, tell me what's the process as far as tweeting goes? will you? do you have any rules that you set for yourself? >> i have no rules outside of trying to make people laugh and not taking any of it too seriously. >> jimmy: okay. now -- >> very non sequitur. >> jimmy: that is correct. and i -- so i wanted to play a game in which you tell me whether this is something that you tweeted or kanye west tweeted. [ laughter ]

okay? here we go. there's no emoji for a tire. is that ryan or kanye? >> that's me. >> jimmy: that is ryan. correct. [ applause ] >> and i'm not wrong. >> jimmy: there isn't, huh? >> no. >> jimmy: weird. just want to watch whale videos and hear whale sounds, what stage of quarantine is this? ryan or kanye? >> that's fully ryan, i love whales. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you don't have to clap after each one, it's not like he's really accomplishing anything. [ laughter ] >> but i do love whales. >> jimmy: sometimes i get emotional over fonts. ryan or kanye? >> that would be mr. west. >> jimmy: that is kanye. that's correct. now you can clap. [ applause ] >> jimmy: the only thing these humans ever gave me was all this baggage. ryan or kanye? >> i think that is both of us. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sounds like -- >> no, i'm going to take ownership of that. >> jimmy: that is you, that is

correct. i wish i could run across a beach in to my own arms. [ laughter ] >> that is kanye. >> jimmy: that's so kanye. man, ninjas are kind of cool, i just don't know any personally. [ laughter ] >> is that me? >> jimmy: that was kanye. that was not you. is it called content because none of us are content? [ laughter ] >> that pearl of wisdom came from right up here. >> jimmy: all right, one more. room service, ugh, i hate it when i order fruit and i can taste the other food they cut with the same knife, beef flavored pineapples. [ laughter ] >> i'm going to go with kanye. >> jimmy: that's kanye, yeah. [ applause ] well done. you know yourself well. the show is called "big sky," it premieres tomorrow night, 10:00 here on abc. ryan phillippe, everybody!

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>> jimmy: welcome back. wallows is on the way. our next guest is a very funny man. you know him from "arrested development," "mr. show," and now as a butterfly hunter who goes deep into the forests of the pacific northwest in "the dark divide." it's available now on vod, please welcome david cross. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, david, hello, how are you doing? >> good, hi. >> jimmy: you know what i was thinking about you, and you are -- i have not seen you since you became a father. congratulations on that. [ applause ] >> that's right, it's intentional for legal purposes. yeah, thank you. >> jimmy: how are you doing with that? are you good at it? >> yeah, i think so. i think i'm good, so far, so good. you know, she is, on the other side of 3 1/2, so she's,

whatever, 3 months away from being 4. so, you know, i haven't spoken to her in english. i just do gibberish and see what that creates. it's an experiment. you know, we will find out in a couple of years how it works. >> jimmy: i like that. >> all right. no, i am bringing her up as a very, very strict orthodox jew, [ laughter ] i'm not, nobody else in the family is, just her. >> jimmy: you know what's weird, it would work. it would work, wouldn't it? does she know what dad and mom, amber tamblyn, do for a living? is she aware of what you do? >> yes and no, she knows the things that we do. she doesn't have a full grasp on it. i actually, when she was oh,

gosh, i guess 2, 1 1/2 to 2 years old, i went out, did this big tour. we had a tour bus. i was with her the whole time. she actually came out on stage one time. i was at montreal just for laughs festival. i didn't know she was going to come. my wife had arranged it. and i'm not -- i'm closing my set and i'm doing like an encore and i hear people behind me, like 2,000 people going, awww! and it -- you know, didn't make any sense and i look over and she -- that's the i'll never forget that moment as long as i live. and she came out and i held her up and i tried to get her -- i have one of the -- what is the looney tunes thing with the bullfrog that sings and the guy discovers it. >> jimmy: yeah, right, right. >> it was like that. i was like, oh, do the thing and she just stood there. but it was adorable. >> jimmy: it's funny, when the kids come out, you want them to not cry and to like it but you don't want them to like it too

much. >> no, i wanted her to cry. [ laughter ] that's what i was trying to get her to do. there's big money in kids crying. go watch tv, there's tons of money in it. >> jimmy: so i heard, yes. your movie is called "the dark divide." i watched it today, it's very enjoyable to watch. really, an unusual movie and your acting is great in it and you are alone for a lot of the movie and a lot of the movie you are not saying anything at all. did that take some getting used to? >> i mean, it was, it was kind of nice to do. i will tell you though, you know, the scene, it's towards the beginning where i'm in the gas station and i'm trying to get directions and buy the map? that was one of the last things we shot and i was so starved to just talk to somebody and play and improvise and have a scene with dialog. it had been -- you know, i'd been in the woods for at that point 14 days. so it came out in that aspect. i mean, it was like i was on

speed and just hyped and excited like a little kid just to talk to people. >> jimmy: it's the way everyone feels now, i think, probably. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> well the movie is certainly the timing could not have been better, you know, for a movie like this to come out and give people a 90-minute respite from all the horrors in the world, you know, to actually go out in the woods. with me. in my underwear. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a ridiculous movie to explain, not just in your underwear, but nude, thank you for that david. [ laughter ] >> full on nude, you can get a digital descrambler and see the real deal if you want. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: one of the crazy things and i watch it like four times in a row trying to figure out if it's real or not. correct me if i'm wrong, it does appear to be real, an owl lands on your head. >> oh, yeah, yeah, that was real.

the owl, we had owl wranglers that came up from georgia, i think. i don't know why you can't get an owl wrangler in the pacific northwest. these guys, that owl -- first of all, it's way heavier than you would imagine. that is a heavy, dense creature. >> jimmy: interesting, i would not guess that it was heavy. >> it was heavy and i didn't know until i shot the thing and there's padding under my hat, but it's still, the talons really did scratch me and cut me open, even though there's that much thick of padding underneath the hat. the owl also, it's an owl. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it does not play by our rules. [ laughter ] it's rude. very unprofessional. but they were trying to get it to, you know, fly from the branch to land on my head, and the way they did that was with frozen dead mice.

so the wranglers are about, you know, 20 yards or 10 yards away, something like that, off camera, it's a wide shot. and they are throwing frozen dead mice at me to get the owl to get -- but also they're trying to hit my chest, but it was like they'd hit my face. [ laughter ] dead frozen mice. just a lot of that. and then eventually the owl -- >> jimmy: we have a clip, let's look at the owl descending and landing. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i know this is based on a real guy and a real story. did that really happen to him? >> the owl? >> jimmy: yeah. >> no, the owl did not, no.

hollywood magic, jimmy. don't mean to spoil it for everyone. >> jimmy: a little frozen rodent magic. it's well worth watching, it's real good. it's called "the dark divide." it's on vod and other digital platforms right now. thank you, david, very good to see you. david cross, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with music from wallows! the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by mercedes benz. the best or nothing.

the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by mercedes benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to ryan phillippe and david cross. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first their ep is called "remote." with the songs, "virtual aerobics" and "are you bored yet," wallows! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hey there safe travels read it i unravel simple words that might kill me ♪ ♪ let's spend the night doing some virtual aerobics hey watch my grapevine ♪ ♪ and my side kick i'm not too

good but i try my best work hard no matter ♪ ♪ what happens next want to dress in what makes you like me i'll probably overwear ♪ ♪ these nikes i'll clean 'em off when they get a scuff tell me when you think ♪ ♪ they've had enough there's no color in san francisco you laughed and said ♪ ♪ just look around you being here for the first time with you it lets me see it ♪ ♪ totally new yeah you called me out like that like that ♪ ♪ yeah you made me blush like that like that only been here one night ♪ ♪ leaving doesn't feel right we could live a life like that ♪ ♪ like that i love how you move like that i love how you ♪ ♪ kiss like when we aren't together all of the weather i'll get to your side like ♪ ♪ that let's spend the night doing some virtual aerobics hey, watch my grapevine ♪

♪ and my side kick i'm not too good but i try my best work hard no matter ♪ ♪ what happens next want to dress in what makes you like me i'll probably overwear ♪ ♪ these nikes i'll clean 'em off when they get a scuff tell me when you ♪ ♪ think they've had enough ♪ ♪ ♪ 'cause we could stay at home or watch the sunset but i can't help from ♪ ♪ asking are you bored yet and if you're feeling lonely you should tell me before this ends up ♪ ♪ as another memory will you tell the truth so i don't have to lie will you tell the truth ♪ ♪ so i don't have to lie ♪

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tonight, a champion of justice, an enemy of the state. >> i believe it's unfair, there's no human rights at all. >> found killed in cold blood. >> an american journalist was murdered, and no one gave a damn. >> now the years-long investigation, a recanted confession. could it have been a hit? and who ordered it? >> greetings from the golden condor, assad soldiers are everywhere. >> a family's demands for justice and what the american government could do now. this special edition of "nightline," "justice for halla," will be right back.