appreciate your time. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, keegan-michael key. isla fisher and music from ingrid andress. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. thanks for watching, thanks for joining us. you know, the holidays can be a lonely time without being confined to your home. so it's important to know that you are not alone. and we are not alone in the universe. at least according to israel's former head of space security, who's claiming in a new book that alien beings from outer space have been in contact with the u.s. and israeli governments for years. haim eshed is a retired general and a well-respected professor in israel. or at least he was before he said this. [ laughter ] he claims these extraterrestrial beings come in peace. he says they are curious about

humanity and are seeking to understand both "the fabric of the universe," and cotton, the fabric of our lives. [ laughter ] eshed claims the president knows about this and was about to spill the beans, but was asked not to in order to prevent "mass hysteria." because the last thing donald trump would ever want to create is mass hysteria. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know. if this was true, trump definitely would have talked about it. or at the very least, he would have done that thing where he dances around it because he's dying to brag that he knows something that we don't. "do i know about aliens? nobody knows more about aliens than me. does that mean i've seen them? who knows? we'll be making a very big announcement very soon, believe me." i'm more likely to believe there are aliens among us than i am to believe donald trump kept quiet about it. [ laughter ] he'd be firing off tweets like phaser guns. "the galactic federation is a total disaster!"

"no one has been tougher on planet zeldar than your favorite president." "i am hereby calling for a full and total ban on illegal space aliens from entering the country until we can figure out what the hell is going on! thank you." [ cheers and applause ] maybe it's true, i don't know. maybe this is the one secret other than stormy daniels donald trump kept. maybe it goes even deeper. here's a thought. not only does trump know about the aliens, to protect the world, he married off his daughter to one! [ laughter and laughter ] organism e389, aka the jared project. and he's marrying his third favorite son to one too! >> the best is yet to come! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: according to the general, the aliens belong to a galactic federation and have an underground base on mars where they work alongside american space personnel. maybe that's where mike pence

has been for the past three weeks. [ laughter ] he is very focused on space. the second in commander of the space force was at cape canaveral today where he renamed the place. >> at this time i'd like to ask the space force honor guard to step forward. it is my great honor as your vice president, as chairman of the national space council, on behalf of president donald trump, to announce that cape canaveral air force station will become cape canaveral space force station. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this guy's going, uh, okay, does that mean we'll get a new patch or what? [ laughter ] the space poodle led his final meeting of the national space council today, but the star of that show, in my opinion, was secretary of commerce, wilbur ross. >> similarly, japan became the first country to bring back to

earth the soil sample from an astronaut. [ laughter ] looking ahead -- >> jimmy: don't look too far ahead. [ laughter ] not too far from being a soil sample yourself. you know, i wonder what will happen to the space force once joe biden comes in. i mean, i have a feeling it will be similar to what happened to radio shack. [ laughter ] and how did mike pence, a guy who believes that jesus had a pet dinosaur, become our top authority on science? i mean, he's had quite a run. to honor this administration's unshakeable promise to a totally imaginary branch of the military, we put together a loving tribute today to honor mike pence's commitment to space. >> the time has come to establish the united states space force. the united states space force. the united states space force. space force. space force. space force. space force. space force.

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>> the minute i took it, the cocktail, yesterday, i felt 100% better. >> wow. >> it works very quickly, wow. >> jimmy: why aren't we madder about the fact that rudy and donnie and junior and all the swamp monsters pretending to be human are getting a special miracle cure nobody else seems to be able to get? and why didn't herman cain get that? he was their friend. is it like one of those movies where the black guy gets killed first? what is going on there? [ laughter ] doctors at georgetown hospital kept giuliani overnight for observation. they're still trying to figure out what caused the weird brown liquid to leak out of his head. [ laughter ] he was released today. they put him in a car. you can see that car here. he gave reporters a thumbs up as he drove by. if all goes well, he should be back screaming outside a dildo store in no time. [ cheers and applause ] rudy giuliani doesn't have time to sit around in bed all day, he has courts to get laughed out of. [ laughter ] they're calling trump's latest

lawsuit a hail mary, which seems very disrespectful to mary. it's more of a hail hitler, if you ask me. [ laughter ] hopefully rudy will be back up on his hoofs very soon. we are on day 36 of squattergate, still no concession speech. one trump seems to see the writing on the wall. this is a headline today, "melania trump just wants to go home." [ laughter ] don't worry, january 20th you are going home. [ cheers and applause ] her husband keeps telling everyone to fight because he won the election. melania has reportedly been discreetly packing and inquiring about staff and other arrangements in a post-white house world. she's also been shipping personal items back to mar-a-lago and home to their apartment in new york. oh, if donald finds out about that, he is going to have a "ship fit," i tell you. [ laughter ] here's somebody else who just wants to go home. i mentioned last week that joe

exotic, also known as the "tiger king," is trying to get himself a presidential pardon. he's serving a 22-year sentence for attempting to hire a hitman to kill carole baskin, his nemesis. his plan to get out is none other than kim kardashian. he wrote a handwritten personal plea, dear kim k., i'm writing you this letter not as joe exotic but as the person, joseph maldonado passage. i hope that's not the strategy they go to trump with. not joe exotic. joe maldonado who? i never heard -- no pardon, next! but he continues, please help me by taking 10 minutes out of your life and placing a call to president trump to look at my 257-page pardon, with all the evidence. i'm innocent, ask him sign my pardon. then he closes very strong. he says, will you please help me? with just a phone call, no one even has to know you did it. [ laughter ] well, now we do, i guess. if there's, i don't know, a single sentence that sums up 2020, to me it's joe exotic asks kim kardashian to help him get a pardon from donald trump.

[ laughter and applause ] kim kardashian is apparently a fan of "tiger king." she dressed up as carole baskin for halloween, which i'm not sure if that helps joe's chances or hurts them. [ laughter ] this could be something between kim and her father. imagine if the kardashian family got the "tiger king" and o.j. off the hook. i mean -- [ laughter ] can you imagine that? >> guillermo: wow, that would be crazy. >> jimmy: wouldn't that be something? yeah. [ laughter ] christmas is going to be difficult for santa with the covid and all this year, so to help him out, guillermo and i broke out the elf costumes and we did some house calls online to ask kids if they've been naughty this year or nice. >> jimmy: hello there. >> guillermo: hi. >> jimmy: what's your name? >> hi, owen. >> jimmy: hi, owen, i'm elf jimmy, this is elf guillermo. we work for santa claus. we're up at the north pole right now.

>> that's cool. >> jimmy: are you excited about christmas? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, i bet you are. christmas is so much fun, right? how old are you? >> 4. >> jimmy: 4 years old. i was 4 once. >> guillermo: me too, long time ago. >> jimmy: remember that? >> guillermo: i remember. >> jimmy: you know what i loved when i was 4 years old? >> what? >> jimmy: stories about the war. [ laughter ] tell us about you. have you been naughty or nice this year? >> most of the time i'm pretty nice. >> jimmy: what nice things have you done? >> i've been kissing my brother, and i've been -- he kind of crawls like this. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> he kind of crawls, and i -- i've been very nice by playing with him, and i've been crawling, i've been crawling with him. >> jimmy: it sounds like you're a very good big brother. >> are those candy cane pencils? >> jimmy: candy cane pens, we write with them. >> i think they look so funny. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: you like these? maybe we'll send you one of these. what are some of the naughty things you've done this year? >> sometimes we say "poopy-head." that's not a very good word. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not a very good word but it's not a big, huge deal. who do you say poopy-head to? >> my friend at school, teddy. but i don't want -- when i next go to school, i'll say, teddy, stop it, you're not supposed to do that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. does he call you poopy-head? and do you have a poopy head? no. does he have a poopy head? >> not a poopy head, we have poopy butts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a very good point, you do. >> guillermo: you're very smart. >> jimmy: you should smell guillermo over here. what do you want for christmas, what can we put on the list for santa? >> i like blue whales. >> guillermo: blue whales, wow. >> jimmy: do you have a big bathtub?

>> you know why they're called blue whales? because they're blue. >> jimmy: yes, it was right in front of our faces. [ laughter ] so where would you keep the blue whale? >> i'd keep it in a tank. >> jimmy: oh, we'll have to get a very big tank, though, right? maybe even bigger than your house. >> no, no. a toy tank. a toy blue whale, i mean. >> jimmy: oh my gosh, thank god you told us. >> guillermo: oh, wow, you scared us. >> jimmy: we were going to have santa bring you a real blue whale. >> santa doesn't have real animals, he just has toys in his toy shop. >> jimmy: every once in a while a real animal gets in there. >> imagine if a dangerous animal bit me. >> jimmy: oh, that would be not good. >> guillermo: that would be terrible. >> if it was a very strong bite, i would die. >> jimmy: yeah. okay, so basically what you want this year is you want a blue whale. >> yeah. >> jimmy: nothing else? >> no, i'd kind of like a lot of toys. >> jimmy: you want a lot of toys?

like how many toys would you like? >> i kind of want too many. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like what number? >> 100. >> jimmy: 100? wow, that's a lot of toys. it will be a lot of toys to open. that will take you all day. >> uh -- i'm not going to do that. how about 10 presents? >> jimmy: 10 presents? >> guillermo: okay, 10. >> jimmy: that seems reasonable to me. >> okay. >> jimmy: guess what? we have a present for you today. >> you have a -- you said you have a present for me -- >> jimmy: i did say that. >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: there it is. you want to open it now or wait till christmas? >> open it now. >> jimmy: okay, go ahead, open it. >> open it? >> guillermo: i hope you like it. >> jimmy: have you lost any teeth yet? >> no. >> jimmy: okay. >> see what it is. >> jimmy: you know what those

are? [ laughter ] >> what? >> jimmy: they're called dentures. >> dentures? >> jimmy: yeah. if you have those, you don't have to brush your teeth anymore. isn't that fun? >> how do you use these things? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, once your teeth fall out, they replace your real teeth. exactly. >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: there you go. >> guillermo: good job. >> jimmy: oh, look at that smile. that's the smile santa loves to see on a child's face. [ laughter ] merry christmas, owen. >> guillermo: merry christmas! >> jimmy: keep being good, owen, okay? >> merry christmas! >> jimmy: oh, you dropped your dentures. soak those in a little polident and they'll be fine. >> i love them! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: great, we're glad you love them. >> guillermo: merry christmas. >> jimmy: merry christmas, owen. i hope those aren't used. >> merry christmas! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, owen. we have a good show for you tonight. isla fisher is with us, music from ingrid andress.

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then later, her grammy-nominated album is called "ladylike," music from ingrid andris. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, our guests are emily blunt and kyle chandler, with music from sturgill simpson. please join us for that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a multi-talented performer who has now worked with both of america's top murphys, eddie and ryan. the latter directs him as a singing and dancing high school principal in the all-star cast of "the prom." it premieres friday on netflix. please say hello to keegan-michael key. [ cheers and applause ] hey, now, what's happening? >> hey, everybody, how are you? >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good, jimmy, how are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. where are you right now? do you mind me asking? >> i don't mind you asking at all, my friend. i am on fire island in new york and it's very -- >> jimmy: i see, you said you're on fire, then you threw island in there. >> i'm on fire. island. right.

i'm in a small family community on fire island. >> jimmy: isn't that a summer community, fire island? >> it is a summer community for the most part. lots of people come here from all over the tri-state area. but there are residents here in the wintertime. you know, the island's about 35 miles long, and there's probably, i don't know, 80 families on the whole island. about 200 people on the whole island. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, there are like workers and construction people that come build and fix things and lock down the houses for the winter. then they go back to long island, back to the mainland. so it's very secluded, very peaceful, very beautiful. >> jimmy: and you are locked in the bathroom, i see? [ laughter ] >> you can see the coping behind me, the ship lath? the toilet's right there. >> jimmy: you grew up in detroit, correct? >> i did, i grew up in detroit, michigan. i just said detroit, michigan. it's so funny.

detroit's one of those cities, you only have to say the city. i'm not from detroit, new mexico. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's no confusing it. even las vegas, there's a las vegas, new mexico. >> exactly, right, right. >> jimmy: where in detroit? what part of detroit are you from? >> i grew up as far north in detroit as you can possibly live. i grew up one block south of 8 mile road. >> jimmy: right. >> which is good because it's the one thing everybody knows about detroit, 8 mile. i know the little street. everyone's like, detroit? 8 mile? eminem! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was just like a normal little kind of neighborhood community, right? >> it really was. there were times when people would -- friends from the suburbs would drop me off at home and go, this is a nice suburb. i'm like, no, no, you're in the city. oh, what? it was like they were in shangri-la, they couldn't believe it.

i lived in a nice -- a very nice, diverse neighborhood, it was great. >> jimmy: because of the movie, then 8 mile, i don't know, it seems like it would be a tough area. >> yeah, i mean, it was -- let's say it was semi-spicy where i lived. [ laughter ] semi-spicy. i would say you kind of had to keep your head on half a swivel. just over your left shoulder. i mean, i had a bunch of neighborhood kids i lived around, we had a wonderful time. we had a field, if you can believe, a natural, empty field, like a lot, at the end of our block. and i used to play baseball and football and soccer in this field. and very often when i would be in the outfield, right by the street, by the road, we had -- we actually had an audience for the game. there were prostitutes who would watch us play baseball. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. >> there were prostitutes that would literally were like, "you got it, baby. he can't hit. he can't hit for power. you gonna catch the ball, you just have to play a little bit, move in a little bit.

i don't understand, you so rangy, you should probably be the shortstop. evangeline, look how athletic this child is." i would ask my mom why the ladies standing on the streets, why their pants were so short. >> jimmy: they're cheerleaders, honey. >> cheerleaders. >> jimmy: did you actually do any professional acting in detroit? or did that happen after you moved? >> no, i did. i did my first job ever on screen in detroit. technically, it was in pontiac, michigan. >> jimmy: ah. >> yes, which people -- some people have heard of. you know the car, the pontiac. >> jimmy: sure. >> named after the town. which is named after the indian chief. but i was in a movie, a small independent movie called "lunatics." it starred ted ramey, sam ramey's brother. the director. from the metro detroit area. and an actress by the name of deborah foreman.

and i was an extra. they had this love scene, having a meaningful conversation, and i walk right past them. right past them. and that was my screen debut in the movie "lunatics." >> jimmy: were you good? you accomplished the task? >> you would have loved my walking. my walking was so convincing. [ laughter ] here's what i did. i have a very special technique, jimmy. i put one leg in front. >> jimmy: oh! >> then what i would do -- is put the other leg in front of it. >> jimmy: oh. >> then i just kept doing that till i got through the scene. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it explains why you were good at sports. then did you get to see the movie? after it was finished? >> i did, i did. i did, i went to a -- i went to a screening of the movie. and the reason i knew it was me, because i was wearing the same t-shirt at the screening that i was in the movie. [ laughter ] i was like, that's me! see? the gentleman in the tie dye jimi hendrix t-shirt just walked briskly and professionally in front of debbie foreman and ted

ramey. >> jimmy: that is really what you wore? >> yeah. oh, yeah. i just knew. i didn't want to -- i wasn't trying to steal focus, i just knew that -- they said, bring your own wardrobe. i was bringing it, jimi hendrix. i loved jimi hendrix. i think i had on jeans, birkenstocks, and this tie dyed jimi hendrix t-shirt. >> jimmy: wow. >> you couldn't miss me. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back, keegan-michael key is with us. his new movie is called "the prom" premiering friday on netflix. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ wow. can we get some sun? ♪ uh, mom? can we go to the beach? (beep beep beep) should we just go see a movie? yes! i'm always up for a good movie. go rogue in the all-new, fiercely reimagined nissan rogue.

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if you want people to like you instead of hate you, you have to be good, a good person. you have to put other people's interests before your own. >> you don't understand. i am a celebrity. it is all about me. it has been for decades. that's the point of celebrity. so i have to be reprogrammed. i have to unlearn things like shoving and taking and -- >> yes. >> i need help with that. i need a -- teacher.

>> jimmy: oh, well. that is our teacher. [ cheers and applause ] keegan-michael key and meryl streep. is it weird to see yourself in a scene with meryl streep? >> it is a little surreal, it is. i'm like, that's meryl streep! that's me! what -- how did they -- that is really good, they superimposed me into a scene with meryl streep! it even looks like the lines i'm saying are corresponding with what -- >> jimmy: you do some singing in this movie. >> i do. >> jimmy: you're singing in two netflix movies right now. >> yes, "jingle jangle" and in this movie, "the prom." then i just finished another tv show where i'm singing. what's interesting is, this is something i've always liked doing in my life but i didn't have any idea it was going to come to this. it's interesting. i have a number in each one of these projects. so it's nice. it's like i'm working my way back in.

not too many numbers, just one number. just come in, do my one number, act the rest of the film. it's been really lovely. >> jimmy: i would imagine the only thing more nerve-racking than acting with meryl streep is having to sing in front of her. >> yeah, yeah, exactly. well, she's -- here's the thing about meryl. every good thing you think about meryl streep is true. she's just -- she's just like -- she's just as advertised, you know? she makes you feel really comfortable. and you just kind of get lost in her, because she wants -- the thing is, you can see in her eyes, she wants you to do well. she wants you to do well. >> jimmy: what about eddie murphy? who is more intimidating to work opposite of? >> i got to tell you, it was definitely eddie. the first day on set i was sitting in the truck, in the van, and eddie's -- it was a really -- thank god this happened. it was eddie's body double. his stand-in was on the truck. he had sunglasses on.

i remember i got into the truck. my brain i was like, aaghh! oh! no, keep it cool, keep it cool, keep it cool. you're good, it's good. what's up, man? he was very effusive, roger. he was like, how you doing, you good? and i was like, yeah! then he took his sunglasses off, i realized it wasn't eddie. [ laughter ] i got all the craziness out before we got to set. then we got to set and i'm sitting there, i just want to geek out. i just want to ask him questions. and then we're all sitting there, we're waiting on the turnaround. then craig robinson just goes, "so what's the deal with the 40th anniversary of "saturday night live," what happened there?" [ laughter ] i'm like, what are you doing? then eddie very graciously answered all of our questions about that. and so it took me about a week before i got up the courage to ask him a question about himself. >> jimmy: i see.

>> like where did you grow up? all this stuff. then he started just offering stories. so it was great, it was great, it was really lovely. >> jimmy: you guys have actually -- weirdly, you and eddie kind of have the same story in that you started on the sketch comedy shows doing characters that are -- that were unusual to see done. >> yeah, yeah, that's true. >> jimmy: what's the most obscure imitation or impression that you do? >> it's a toss-up. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay. between gregory sierra, who played julio on "sanford and son." >> jimmy: i'd love to hear that, i love "sanford and son." >> what are you doing, mr. sanford? good to see you! [ laughter ] we're going out tonight, we're going to party down, come home, see you later, do you want to come with us, mr. sanford? you better shut up! get out of here! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's good. >> you know, just like, come on, mr. sanford, don't be like that!

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome back. isla fisher and music from ingrid andress coming up. our next guest is a scottish-australian or scotstralian actress, author and bride of borat. her new movie is called "godmothered." you can see it on disney plus. please say hello to isla fisher. [ cheers and applause ] hi, isla. >> hi, jimmy! >> jimmy: you look great, how are you doing? >> thank you, i love you call me bride of borat. >> jimmy: that is what you are, whether you like it or not. how is old borat doing? he took my pants. last time he was on the show, he made me strip down to my underwear and he took my pants home. >> yeah, welcome to my life. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tomorrow night is hanukkah, the beginning of hanukkah, are you ready? have you begun? >> yeah. i mean, this time of the year, it's a combo of christmas and hanukkah.

we're lucky this year, we have hanukkah starting early. sometimes when hanukkah runs into christmas, you know, it becomes a bit of a fire hazard. if the menorah takes out a christmas stocking, or you drop a dreidel into the christmas pudding. [ laughter ] this time we've got a smooth transition. we got our eight days of hanukkah, then it's christmas. >> jimmy: then you have another twist, you grew up in australia where our summer is their winter. so their winter is summer there. so it's warm on christmas. >> christmas day is the biggest beach day of the year. it's always super hot. people go down for a swim. you barbecue seafood. >> jimmy: wow. >> it's the opposite of the traditional turkey roast. we're having fun in the sun. >> jimmy: then do you build a snowman on july 4th? how does that go? [ laughter ]

>> no, we barbecue, beach, and career on chrissy. >> jimmy: that's good, all right. may i ask, we're talking about your husband. because he's a fascinating man. i wonder what it is like to be married to him. when he is making a film like the borat subsequent movie film he just made, which is hilarious, how involved are you in that process and do you know what's going on? >> well, you know, luckily, jimmy, he doesn't really tell me when he's going to do the super-dangerous stuff until he's done it. so, you know, it's not a normal question of, did you pick up the dry cleaning? what did you shoot today? it's like, luckily he'll say, yeah, we went to a gun rally. or, i was almost arrested. but i don't really hear, you know -- i don't really have to worry about it. but i do -- i like to be involved. i watch all the cuts of the movie. >> jimmy: you do? >> i'm sure my husband would tell you i get too opinionated. >> jimmy: do you? >> in this latest borat one, in the debutante ball scene that i

found so funny, it's my favorite joke. i was so attached to it. it was in the foreign cut, it was in all the cuts. finally when it comes to the last minute in the edit, he takes it out. and i was like, babes, you've got to put this joke back in, this is so funny, it's my favorite joke. he's explaining to me for the pathos that it's important there's not a joke in this moment, he didn't feel the joke was that original. i'm like getting more and more het up. i'm never going to speak to you! somehow i ended up saying the phrase, i won't speak to you again unless you put this joke back in! he cut it out. and we're still married. >> jimmy: he did not put the joke back in? >> he did not put the joke in. [ laughter ] you know what? looking back, he was right. now that i've seen it, i think it works. it's smoother. it does make another joke work even more. you know what it's like. >> jimmy: i see. >> sometimes you go for a chuckle when you need to wait and get a big laugh. >> jimmy: yes, that's right. do you ever visit on the set, or

no? >> i did. i did, i remember, the last time i visited was "bruno." and i was like just looking forward to a happy day on set, brought lunch for my hubs. and i show up. it's not even a set, you know, it's a truck in a parking lot. and i get there, and over the walkie-talkie i sort of hear muffled voices. then the police. "the police are coming, get out of here he's going, he's gone, get security!" he takes off, the police are after him, then we take off in this van -- yeah, i never went back again. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so your new movie is "godmothered." it's a take on the fairy godmother. is it about a specific fairytale? or is it just about the character, the fairy godmother herself? >> it's about the fairy godmother. and she's this sort of inexperienced godmother played

by the fantastic jillian bell. i'm playing a single mom who is grieving the loss of her husband, just trying to kind of work in a dead-end -- a job that's not creatively satisfying. she comes along and helps me to learn that, you know, not to take all the blessings i have for granted and that happily ever after doesn't have to include -- i sort of teach her, happily ever after doesn't have to include a dress and a prince and a castle, and that actually it's an individual thing. and that we should be grateful for what we have. it's a really sweet christmas movie. >> jimmy: that's a lesson i've been trying to teach guillermo and he doesn't listen to me at all. [ laughter ] i say, you don't have to go all out with all these frills and everything. do you have a godmother? is that a thing that goes on in australia, godmother, godfather? >> yeah, people do have kind of -- yeah people do, i think. i mean, i had a godmother, she gave me a ventriloquist doll when i was a kid. as a result, i was able to speak

with my mouth closed, which helped in school. i was able to -- >> jimmy: wow, really? >> was able to gossip with my mates without getting kicked out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a charli mccarthy doll? >> yeah, it was just a little one, and it was so much fun. i got it when i was about 4. i spent most of my childhood talking through this doll. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my godmother is my aunt chippy, who, first of all, she taught us to smoke. [ laughter ] i'm trying to think, what else? oh, she taught us how to play video poker. [ laughter ] she was more of a scary godmother than a fairy godmother. but you understand. >> yeah, did you appoint her, or your parents chose her? >> jimmy: well, i was just a baby, so i wasn't really in charge of anything. my mother, she's my mother's sister, so my mother selected aunt chippy to be my fairy -- not my fairy godmother. [ laughter ] she also wears fake eyelashes, which are the equivalent of wings in some ways. [ laughter ]

>> sounds good. >> jimmy: well, i wish you a happy holiday. i wish sasha a happy holiday, the whole family. thanks for being with us. "godmothered" is the movie. isla fisher, everybody. watch her on disney plus. be right back with music from ingrid andris. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. stwith the xfinity hello 2021 sales event.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank keegan-michael key and isla fisher, apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, this is her grammy-nominated album, "ladylike," with her grammy-nominated song "more hearts than mine," ingrid andress! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i can't wait to show you where i grew up walk you 'round the foothills of my town ♪ ♪ probably feel like you've been there before after hearing all

the stories i've been telling you ♪ ♪ for six months now we'll probably have to sleep in separate bedrooms ♪ ♪ pack a shirt for church because we'll go i'm not trying to scare you off but ♪ ♪ i just thought that we should talk a few things out before we hit the road ♪ ♪ if i bring you home to mama guess i better warn ya ♪ ♪ she falls in love a little faster than i do ♪ ♪ and my dad will check your tires pour you whiskey over ice and ♪ ♪ take you fishing but pretend that he don't like you ♪ ♪ oh, if we break up i'll be

fine but you'll be breaking more hearts than mine ♪ ♪ my sister's gonna ask a million questions say anything she can to turn you red ♪ ♪ and when you meet my high school friends they'll buy you drinks and fill you in ♪ ♪ on all the crazy nights i can't outlive so if i bring you home to mama ♪ ♪ i guess i'd better warn ya she falls in love a little faster than i do ♪ ♪ and my dad will check your tires pour you whiskey over ice and ♪ ♪ buy you dinner but pretend that he don't like you ♪ ♪ oh, if we break up i'll be

fine but you'll be breaking more hearts than mine ♪ ♪ oh oh oh ♪ ♪ if i bring you home to mama i guess i'd better warn ya ♪ ♪ she feels every heartache i go through and if my dad sees me crying ♪ ♪ he'll pour some whiskey over ice and tell a lie and say he never really liked you ♪ ♪ oh, if we break up i'll be fine but you'll be breaking more hearts than mine ♪ ♪ you'll be breaking more hearts

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