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well-meaning cousin, micki, who seems to be doing her gift shopping in hell. i'll start with this item, which combines two of my son's favorite things. cars and dinosaurs. which sounds good. but let me just turn this on here. [ roaring ] >> jimmy: you hear that noise, that dinosaur noise? it does the noise three times. ♪ then it goes into this little song that i now hear in my dreams. and i assume someone sat down at a keyboard and wrote it. ♪ da da da usually -- it's not moving. oh, yeah. it has a human centipede-type action where the little dinosaurs go up the big dinosaur's butt then come out his mouth. and it just keeps going. ♪ da da da rawr! rawr! over and over again on a 20-second loop until you go insane.

and i actually put some tape over it. how do i turn this thing off? turn this -- there's no volume button to lower it. i had to -- all right, thank you. i don't know what killed the original dinosaurs but i do know that one is dead. micki also give us some festive holiday phone, this santa hotline. you know how kids loveland line phones. now this phone you don't turn on. if you turn the phone on, that would mean you can turn it off, which you cannot. the only way to turn this phone off is by getting a phillips head screw driver and taking the batteries out of the bottom, and that's fun too. wait a minute, there is an on/off thing on this. oh, all right. oh, the on/off switch doesn't work, okay. that's even more diabolical. anyway. if you pick this up -- >> sorry i can't answer the phone right now.

as you can probably guess, i've got a lot of cooking to do. >> jimmy: yes. ♪ >> you've reached the north pole reindeer stables. >> hiya, you've reached the head elf at santa's workshop. >> jimmy: the thing is, this won't go off. it keeps going and going and going, there's nothing you can do about it. although now that i see this, maybe i was -- anyway, my kids love these little plastic nightmares. see, it won't go off. i'm hanging it up, and it won't go off. thank you, cousin micki, is what i wanted to say. i know you didn't mean it to be a prank, but it was a very good prank. whoever came up with these mind-ravaging sounds, my wish for you is that these noises you're hearing right now fill your head from now to eternity. anyway, if anyone would like to own one of these fabulous items, they'll be in the recycling bin outside my house. all right.

let's please get rid of this thing, all right? let's check in with guillermo, see how he's doing. >> guillermo: doing great, jimmy! >> jimmy: now what is your new year's resolution? do you have one? >> guillermo: ha ha ha! every year i have three, jimmy. >> jimmy: guillermo, tilt over to the side just a little bit. i'm thinking maybe your new year's resolution, one of the three, should be to take your tree down sometime. >> guillermo: oh. maybe i will do it in the weekend. want to hear my three resolutions? >> jimmy: yes, i do. >> guillermo: okay. every year it's the same thing. the first one is to lose weight. >> jimmy: right. >> guillermo: that never happens. the second one is the most important. to have more sex. that never happens either. so the third one is to be a better person. >> jimmy: to be a better person? and do you feel like you're a better person this year than you were last year?

>> guillermo: yeah, i'm trying, yes. >> jimmy: you're trying, all right. that's the most important one, i think. sex is number two. then forget about losing weight. i like you fat, okay? >> guillermo: all right, jimmy, whatever you say. >> jimmy: okay, all right. so we'll check in with you tomorrow. the main event today was the runoff election in georgia. everyone knows there's a lot at stake. if the democrats win both seats, they'll get control of the senate. if they don't, we've got at least two more years of this lumpy-faced son of a mitch. because the vote is expected to be close, it's unlikely we're going to have final results tonight, which means the republicans will have to wait until tomorrow to decide whether or not this election they were in charge of was rigged too. whatever happens, i do want to say this. no politician, maybe no human being ever, has emailed me more times and with more urgency than jon ossoff. these are real emails i got from the ossoff campaign. a fraction of them. i must have got ten a day. we're choking back tears,

kimmel. we're running out of money. kimmel, we're on our hands and knows. kimmel, everything is falling apart. if he doesn't win, somebody needs to keep an eye on him, because i'm worried. ossoff was up against the incumbent republican senator david perdue. the other race was between raphael warnock and senator kelly loeffler. this is kelly loeffler. her husband owns the new york stock exchange. her net worth is around $1 billion, which makes her the wealthiest member of congress. for some reason, when she's campaigning, she dresses like there was a st. patrick's day sale at linens and things. kelly loeffler also owns atlanta's wnba team. and this is a picture that the players on the team posed wear "vote warnock" shirts, her opponent. nothing personal, boss, we just don't like you. last night the devvil came down to georgia, he was looking for a vote to steal. donald trump was in town

supposedly to support the republican candidates. but really, he was just there to be truthless to the tidless. can you guess how long it took him to mention the election was rigged against him? let's count the seconds together. >> i want to thank you very much. hello, georgia. by the way, there's no way we lost georgia. >> jimmy: ding ding ding, a new record, 7 seconds. 4 seconds longer than he lasted with stormy daniels, so that's something. yelton john played all the hits including this smash hit single from back in 2016. >> the most unhappy person right now anywhere in the united states is hillary clinton. because she's asking the democrat party, why the hell didn't you do this for me? >> lock her up, lock her up! >> true. why didn't you do it for me? >> lock her up, lock her up! >> jimmy: still with the lock her -- i hope that when he

finally goes to prison, hillary has a rally outside it. lock i up? see you in eight to 11 years, pal. i hope your cellmate isn't a chubby chaser. trump went through all the conspiracy theories, dug back up the widely debunked claim that his ballots were thrown in the river. >> i hated it, kelly, when we got ballots in from the military with trump all over it and they got thrown into a river. you saw that. they threw ballots into a river from the military with my name all over. we want trump, boom, goes into the river. that was just one of many instances of problem. >> jimmy: that was just one of many instances of problem. big problem. problem bad many times. this is a big one for trump. he brought the whole dumb family with him. before daddy donald took the stage, the fraudigal son got to work. >> you saw last week he couldn't get ossoff's name right, he said something totally different because he doesn't even know

where he is. but he definitely got a lot more votes than barack obama did in '08, right? we all believe that, right? [ booing ] no one's that stupid. no one's that stupid, folks. >> jimmy: well. i could think of one person who is. >> i see some of these supposed republicans out there saying, oh, you know, i don't like the way the game is played. i'm going to take my ball and go home. and we shouldn't go vote. i go, what? it is the dumbest statement made in the history of politics when you're at a disadvantage. you don't take your ball and go home, you get out there and you fight harder! >> jimmy: spoken like a boy whose dad never played catch with him ever. it was quite a night. we might not see too many of these in the future. but if we keep our fingers crossed. it's important to remember, campaigns aren't about winning

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fake reasons. turn to the person next to you, give them a hug. someone you don't know. go hug somebody. spread it out, mass spreader. it's a mass spreader event. it's a mass spreader event. it's a mass spreader event! >> jimmy: great. it's a mass spreader event. now everybody come up and grab a tide pod, let's eat! the stupidity is breathtaking. literally. many of those people will be on a ventilator soon. and tomorrow's the big one. the million moron march is tomorrow. president trump says he'll be there. of course he will. trump still has a lot of supporters. he still has plenty of talking heads who eagerly peddle these cockamamie claims that the election was stolen. but none are more blindly loyal to this cause than a crazy old woman named lou dobbs. >> we're eight weeks from the election, and we still don't have verifiable, tangible support for the crimes that

everyone knows were committed. that is, defrauding other citizens who voted with fraudulent votes. we know that's the case in nevada, we know it's the case in pennsylvania and a number of other states. but we have had a devil of a time finding actual proof. >> jimmy: yeah. right. everybody knows crimes were committed, we just can't find actual proof. but that's not going to stop us from tearing this country apart. at least a dozen republican senators and about 140 republicans in the house are planning to object to certifying the results of the election tomorrow. it's a move that will certainly fail. the only question now is, what is mike pence going to do about it? pence is in a pickle because the vice president is the one who officially declares the winner. and boss baby is pressuring pence to say he's the winner. which makes no sense. by that logic, al gore could have declared himself to be

president. but that didn't stop trump from tweeting "the vice president has the power to reject fraudulently chosen electors." which is, again, not true. the vice president's role is ceremonial. it's like the oscars. he basically opens the envelope and announces the name. but trump wants them to pull a "la la land." and mike pence is now in a tight spot. they had lunch today, trump and pence, which must have been fun. something tells me tomorrow morning, some very important space force business is going to come up that mike pence has to deal with personally. what, there's trouble on mars? i'm sorry, mr. president, i can't go to the certification. could you imagine how sweet it's going to be when after years of mike pence kissing the president's kentucky fried ass like a rottweiler licks a roast beef, trump turns on him at the last minute? poor mike pence, he hasn't been this stressed out since the time he saw a woman in short sleeves. this was another good one from the family trump. yesterday, ivanka posted a selfie on her way to georgia

with presi-daddy on air force one. he's tweeting. it's a weird photo but the weirdest thing is who she tagged. she tagged kelly levelly, david perdue, dan co vino, the gop, and meatloaf, the singer. no reason that anyone explained. i don't know, maybe it was a subtle way of telling her father she'll do anything for love but she won't do that. but we have a lot to look forward to tomorrow. in the meantime, i'm at home hunkered down. hopefully you are too. and we've learned a lot during this pandemic. one of the things that i've learned from interviewing people who are wearing masks is that we are entirely in control of what they say. we realize that when uryour mouth is covered, it's very easy to swap people's voices. and that gave birth to a new feature we call "masking questions." >> what do you like to do for fun? >> work.

take photos. >> ben what do you like to do for fun? >> play in my backyard, play with my dogs a lot. >> if you were president, what's the first thing you would do? >> children's rights. >> daniela, if you were president, what's the first thing you would do? >> buy me a lamborghini. >> what are your favorite snacks? >> chips. cookies. >> what are your favorite snacks? >> i like cheesecake. i like cheesecake overall, my favorite. >> what's your favorite drink? >> orange juice. >> what's your favorite drink? >> i like tequila on the rocks. >> what's the last book you read? >> "diary of a wimpy kid." >> what's the last book you read? >> "fifty shades of gray." >> what do you do when you're feeling stressed out? how do you relax? >> i probably just go in my room. i just sit there, play with my

ipad. >> what do you do to relax when you're feeling stressed out? >> honestly? smoke weed. >> what do you like to do for fun? >> i like to do picture videos. >> what do you like to do for fun? >> i pretend to be a dinosaur. >> ashley, how's your love life? >> i don't have one. >> dalton, how's your love life? >> it's good. >> what do you mean? >> i have a boyfriend. >> what's his deal? >> he's an electrician. >> jimmy: all right. thanks, folks. we have a good show tonight. elizabeth olsen is with us. music from yungblud. we'll be right back with jim parsons, so stay with us, will you?

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♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome back. tonight from the new marvel series from disney plus, elizabeth olsen is with us. we have an exclusive never before seen clip of wandavision to share with you, so alert the nerds. later, his new album is titled "weird! ." music from yungblud. tomorrow night, regina king and jake tapper of cnn will join us with music from best coast. and thursday, tessa thompson, paul bettany, and music from steve earle. long before a doctor named fauci, our first guest was america's most beloved scientist, as sheldon on "the big bang theory." his latest project is the netflix adaptation of "the boys in the band." say hello to jim parsons. hi, jim. >> hi, jimmy, it's good to see

you again. >> jimmy: it's good to see you too. i saw you at the beginning of this lockdown. >> i know. >> jimmy: quarantine, whatever. and now here we are, both back in our homes. >> yeah. i can't decide if -- i can't decide if it's stranger or more normalized. the normality is what feels strange to me. like, this is not a big deal, i do interviews from my home now. >> jimmy: a lot of it is easier, then it's also -- i feel like we're missing something. i don't know. there's something about being in person. my new year's resolution is to shake hands with a human being. that's what i would like to do this year. >> i keep having dreams about people hugging me, and i'm still having them, hugging or touching, and [ bleep ], we should have a mask on. i can't believe how this has hung with me, it permeates everything. >> jimmy: do you find that when you see pictures of people

hugging or even like when you're watching something on tv, you see people kissing, that it seems odd? yes, strange, right? >> if i read about it in a book, it freaks me out. like, ai, don't touch them! oh, god, they kissed! you know. >> jimmy: do what you do for new year's eve? have a party or anything like that? >> i had a -- well, it was a party of three. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> we have a neighbor downstairs, kathleen, who lives on the fourth floor. and she's kind of in our pod. and so me and my husband and her hung out together and played scrabble and had dinner. and it was really nice. it was nice to ring in the new year with somebody outside of my nuclear family, which is me, todd, and the two dogs. >> jimmy: that's what i did on new year's, i played scrabble with my son and my brother-in-law. we sat there and played scrabble and it was fun. >> did you win? >> jimmy: i destroyed. i didn't just win. it was almost sad. how about you? did you win?

>> i -- of course i did. but i didn't destroy. you know, kathleen put up a good fight. sweet todd did not do as well. i had a new approach that i'd never had. i hadn't played in a long time. i got very point oriented. i said, i don't care what word it is or what it says about me that i'm using it, i just want the triple word. and it really worked in my favor. >> jimmy: do you find yourself playing defense? have you kind of hit that level where you're not leaving things for others? >> yes. i definitely use some triple letter scores on one-point tiles just because i didn't want -- i knew they were going to take it. especially kathleen. she seemed wily. >> jimmy: yeah. you know, there are a lot of kathleens are wily, it's a very common thing with can liens. >> it is, you know, yeah. >> jimmy: wily, let's see how many points would wily be? that would be 10 points, wily, unless you -- >> is that true? >> jimmy: well, yeah, "w" is 4,

"y" is 4. >> you know so much more than i do. that's very impressive. >> jimmy: hopefully i have it right or else it will be embarrassing. i think so, as i recall. so when i spoke to you back in april, you'd started painting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were doing oil paintings or acrylics or watercolors? what was it you were doing? i forget. >> i was doing acrylics. i really threw that hobby out the window for now. >> jimmy: oh, you did? it's gone already? >> yeah, yeah. jimmy, i have to tell you. it was making me so tense. the good thing about the experience was that i realized as a creative person, i'm a very physical person. even though i wasn't athletic growing up, i need to -- i think it's the anxiety in me. and i felt like i was playing operation, or doing brain surgery, just to get the shading right. and i thought, i can't do this anymore. so i've gone back to the piano.

>> jimmy: well, i guess -- okay, all right. and the piano, is that physical for you? stomping on the panels? >> no, it's really not. however, you do use -- you use the feet, you use the hands, and there is something -- it is an instrument that takes your force well. whereas a painting -- the only thing i thought was, maybe i should try like a jackson pollock type thing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that could work. >> jimmy: throw some paint, yeah. >> something to free me of this, you know, shading, oh my god. >> jimmy: what kind of music are you playing on the piano? >> i do a lot of classical. i took, when i was a child, i was always drawn to classical. and i was thinking about it. i think the reason is because classical songs for the piano can be so large and a full story just for that one instrument. there's so many other songs that always want for a singer or a saxophone or something else

involved. there's a lot of classical music that it's all encompassed in that one instrument and it feels big to me. >> jimmy: that's how i feel about my triangle, you know? >> wow. you know what? that would take a lot of talent and nuance to get that much story out of a triangle. so props to you. >> jimmy: thank you very much, jim. when we come back, jim parsons, he's got a play that has been adapted for netflix. we'll talk about that when we come back. ♪ aficionado. i'm a fashionista. sneakerhead. metalhead. me? gearhead. ♪ audiophile. gamer. i'm a foodie. woo! i'm whatever this is. obsession has many names. this is ours.

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if there's one thing i am not ready for, it's five screaming queens singing happy birthday. >> who's coming? >> i think you know everybody anyway. same old tired fairies you've seen around since day one. actually, you know what? there will be seven counting harold and you and me. >> are you calling me a screaming queen or a tired fairy? >> oh, i beg your pardon, there will be six tired screaming fairy queens and one anxious queer. >> jimmy: that is matt bomer and jim parsons in "the boys in the band." how many times did matt have to brush his teeth that day? >> i've never thought -- everyone else asked how much he was naked in the shower in the other scene. nobody's ever asked about brushing his teeth. you're right, he could have scrubbed the enamel off, probably very sensitive now. >> jimmy: for those who don't know, this play is from what

year? >> 1968. >> jimmy: 1968. and it's ground-breaking, really. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i remember there being a movie adaptation of this film. >> yeah. >> jimmy: in the '70s, i think. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and this is a play that you did with this same cast. >> yeah. >> jimmy: for how long did you do this on broadway? >> it was a summer thing. a lot of us had other jobs to do, so we did it for the summer in 2019, i can't remember now, but i think that's right. yeah. about three months. >> jimmy: and then how much time was there between doing the play together and then making it into a movie? >> it was just under a year. and the play had been such a positive experience for me that i got -- i was nervous about going back into it. i was like, oi, do i want to revisit this? what if it pales in comparison to the -- but i think largely, what you pointed out, the fact

that it was all the same people. the process just kept intensifying. and it ended up being kind of a major highlight for me as something to do. i was really grateful that it came about like this. >> jimmy: when you're -- this is a question i've asked a few people, and i'm interested in it. so your husband, todd, you're doing this play on broadway. how many times is he expected to attend the play? >> todd i would expect to see once. i mean -- >> jimmy: once? >> he can't live with me through this whole process -- he doesn't just see them once, he comes with other people. so he likes to see the progress -- look, here's the deal. i am not -- i -- this is so to say, politic. i want to not be yelled at by other people when i miss shows, and i miss a lot. so i have a real easy time with

people about coming to see my stuff. you didn't make it? that's fine! maybe they'll do a movie of it someday. or, don't worry about it, it doesn't matter. that's kind of my attitude. todd's a little different. and obviously it's very important to me, and it makes me feel good when people i know and love come to see things. but swear to god, other than todd coming a couple of times, no one has any requisites with me. you missed it, you missed it. >> jimmy: most people say three. three is the common answer. you have to come to the first one, opening night. you have to come to closing night for sure. and then one somewhere in the middle with like the aunts and uncles coming to town. >> here's my deal. maybe you'll understand this. why would you put that pressure on yourself? these are special moments while you're performing. you better do it well because you've got your whole family here! i don't need that kind of pressure. this is hard enough as it is. well, it's not that hard, but it's pressure. >> jimmy: right. pressure's pressure, that's all there is to it. well, it's very good to see you. i hope that the next time i see

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>> jimmy: welcome back. we have music from yungblud on the way. our next guest was snapped to dust by thanos, brought back to life by time travel, now stuffed inside our tv sets alongside paul bettany in the highly anticipated marvel show "wandavision" premiering a week

from friday on disney plus. please welcome back elizabeth olsen. >> hi. >> jimmy: you're in london, huh? >> i am. i'm in london. and it's -- it's pretty late here. >> jimmy: oh, it is, right. sorry about that. >> yeah. i hope i'm properly caffeinated to do this. >> jimmy: so they just -- last night didn't they close everything down in london? very restrictive lockdown? >> yes. the second lockdown i've experienced in three months in london. >> jimmy: what does it mean over there? does it mean you can't leave the house? or is it just a matter of not being able to go to work? what are the rules? >> i think what it real means is that people can't buy alcohol from pubs and walk around and socialize. because, like, no one's really listening to anything anyway here. >> jimmy: is that right? >> truly, people just like don't wear masks outside. and anywhere that people can gather with like a takeaway pint, they do. and so i think they're just

taking away the liquor. and everything else is more or less the same, of not being able to mix with other households. >> jimmy: it's funny that that happens like four, five days after new year's eve. it seems like maybe a week earlier would have made more sense. were people gathering and celebrating there? >> yeah, i mean, the parks in the morning when you go on a walk, all the trash bins are overflowing with poppers and alcohol. >> jimmy: did you go to a party? or did you play it safe? >> no. >> jimmy: now did not, no. >> a very safe player of all games. i follow all the rules. i was home with my man, robby, and we set an alarm to make sure we didn't miss midnight. and actually, i put on a dress. it was really exciting. >> jimmy: so the alarm, the idea was if you fell asleep, you'd wake back up and toast at midnight? >> i don't even know what the

point was. i think just to make it to midnight. there have been fireworks going off since bonfire night, which is a holiday here in november. >> jimmy: oh. >> so there are just always fireworks. so there are a lot of fireworks at midnight. >> jimmy: do they have like a british ryan seacrest over there with a ball coming down? or is that just a thing we do? >> they might. i don't have cable. >> jimmy: you know -- >> i don't know. >> jimmy: i think you know that -- well, i'm a comic book nerd, so i'm one of the many who are very excited about the show "wandavision." you know, we work for disney. abc is part of disney. marvel is part of disney. they were kind enough to not give me an advance screening of the show. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i really don't know anything more than anybody else does. can you say anything, can you tell us anything that hasn't already been revealed? >> no. >> jimmy: no, okay. >> you know that.

but i think i can say it's wanda and vision living their sitcom dream. >> yes. some of them are set in the '50s and they progress along decade to decade, is that correct? >> yes. we cover all of american sitcoms starting with the '50s ala dick van dyke, and we progress to the oughts, and there's a reason for it. it's not just a fun trick we do. we try to film each episode kind of as authentically as we could do each decade. then the '50s we filmed in front of a live studio audience. and filled with so many ndas. and it was really strange and fun and had practical special effects on strings and the whole thing was just -- it was so silly and so much fun. >> jimmy: it seems like fun. we have a clip that has not been seen. so i don't know, have you seen this clip? >> i've seen a lot of the show.

>> jimmy: okay, all right. let's take a look. >> because i am special. >> jimmy: we're going to be surprised, here we go, "wandavision." >> what was that? [ laughter ] >> wanda? >> yes, dear? >> are you using your powers to turn on the light? >> yes, dear. [ laughter ] >> allow me, sweetheart. >> what do you see? >> only your lovely rose bushes. >> that's all? are you using your night vision, vision? [ laughter ] >> i assure you, my love, i see nothing less. you have absolutely no reason -- oh! >> you were saying? >> jimmy: i like that, that's fun. >> yeah, that is.

that is our '60s "bewitched" episode. >> jimmy: oh, okay, all right. the beds look very "dick van dyke show." and a hint of "bewitched" in there as well. i like that. there are a lot of theories floating around online as to what the show is. i want to run a couple by you. i know you can't confirm or deny. but i thought maybe we could get a read from you. here's one. vision's tie is a clue. let's zoom in on vision's tie. there are two dots inside the rectangle on his tie. then two dots on the outside. and i guess the idea is that your characters are trapped inside something, and also on the outside, where you either can't get in or can't get out? any of that ring a bell? >> the thing is, all of these easter eggs, even if they were real, they would go way above my head. >> jimmy: okay. what about the idea that this

wine bottle, maison de pris, i don't know how to speak french, but it translates to "house of misery," which could be saying the series is based on "house of m" in which wanda has a breakdown and there's weirdness going on? >> our prop guy, russell, would be a very, very clever man if he put that in. >> jimmy: so no, then, interesting. all right. what about this one? wanda bears a striking resemblance to these actors who played the role of michelle tanner on a sitcom from the '90s called "full house" which would mean uncle joey is about to join the mcu? yes or no? >> that would be incredible. it is very meta, the whole thing. >> jimmy: it is very meta, yeah. it's like you got swallowed by a tivo or something. i can't wait to see it. you're over there shooting the new "doctor strange" movie, or

not shooting it right now? >> yes, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you can't say anything about that either. wow. what a thing. what a little prison. >> i know. it's really strange. i'm in this facility, a white wall behind me, this whole thing is so odd. yes. we were -- since our hospitals are overwhelmed here, we can't go back to work until that calms down. >> jimmy: that's our deal here too, yeah. >> yeah. so just -- safely hanging out here. really grateful i get to be working. disney has kept me busy during quarantine. >> jimmy: that's right. well, stay safe. "wandavision" premieres a week from friday on disney plus. elizabeth olsen, everybody. thanks, elizabeth. be right back with yungblud! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank jim parsons and elizabeth olsen, apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, his album is called, "weird!" from london with the song, "mars," youngblood!

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