right now, on jimmy kimmel, have we have won this election in georgia based on all of this. the people of georgia are angry. >> mr. president, the challenge that you have is the data you have is wrong. >> do you think it's possible that they shredded ballots in fulton county, do you know anything about that? >> no. >> you sure? ryan? >> i'm sure. >> you know what they did, and you are not reporting it. under law you're not allowed to give faulty election results. you are not allowed to do it and that's what you have done. the people of georgia know it's a scam. a lot of republicans are going to vote negative because they hate what you did to the president. ♪ ba da ba ba da ba ba da ba ♪ ba da ba ba da ba ba da ba

♪ jimmy kimmel live >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of this house. thank you for watching from your house. this is our first show of the new year. an exciting new year. 2021 is in, 2020 is out. i have been bubbling with enthusiasm, optimism. i've been ready for a return to normalcy. and here i am doing the show from my kitchen again, because there's a deadly virus that seems to be living in l.a. now. it seems to have taken permanent rence dense here. i think it lives across the street from me in kendall jenner's old house. i also chopped the tip of my finger off on christmas eve. cutting a wheel of parmesan. so, good times. our daughter jane, who is 6, asked us last night if we could throw a "i hate the virus" party when this is over. we said not only can you have the party, you can drive us home from it afterward. my hope, and i'm not kidding. this is not a joke. my reasonable hope is that this lockdown ends when "the bachelor" ends. march 15th.

things are bad here in southern california. the hospitals are full. ambulances are driving around in circles trying to find open beds for their patients. frontline workers are dying. and our president does not care at all. yesterday, he wrote, "the number of cases and deaths of the china virus, as he still calls it, is far exaggerated in the united states because of cdc gov's ridiculous method of determination compared to other countries, many of whom report purposely very inaccurately and low. when in doubt, call it covid, fake news. can we put him in a straitjacket already? with a whole roll of duct tape over his mouth? while most of us are back to reality today, donald trump is further from it than he's ever been. trump skipped out on his annual new year's eve bash at mar-a-lago. he abruptly went back to washington to work on the coup he's been plotting. but the party at mar-a-lago went on, led by the boy wonder djtj,

who partied the year away with rudy giuliani and music from vanilla ice. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: well, at least now we know what hell looks like. don jr. tweeted how great it was to have vanilla ice there. doesn't even know the words to vanilla's one-hit song. look at this. ♪ ♪ >> reporter: scientists are calling that the first-ever evidence of a white hole. imagine rapping along to "ice ice baby" and going "i'd better get out my phone. people are gonna wanna see this." so now we wait two weeks to see how many people go to the vanilla i.c.u. as a result of that party. one of my new year's resolutions was to spend less time thinking about donald trump. and it was going pretty well until yesterday afternoon. he had another perfect call over

the weekend. "the washington post" released a recording of an hour-long phone call, during which donald trump can be heard pressuring and threatening the georgia secretary of state, brad raffensperger, urging him to overturn the results of the election. i listened to the whole thing twice. like it was a surprise taylor swift album. this guy, brad raffensperger, is a republican, who says he voted for trump twice! good going, by the way. according to cnn, the white house made 18 attempts to get raffensperger on the phone before he finally picked up. that has to be the record for most times someone has screened calls from the president, right? and this is some call. trump claimed, among many other things, that there is no way he could have lost georgia because he had bigger crowds than biden. as if it was some kind of dueling monster truck shows. he brought up all kinds of crazy things. conspiracy theories. he says he's been hearing things

on what he calls trump media. it was the kind of call that makes you wonder, "is he stupid or drunk?" and then you remember he doesn't drink. trump tried everything. he bragged, he challenged, he threatened. he told the secretary of state he would come to georgia and eat all their peaches. nothing. neither raffensberger nor his lawyer, ryan germany, were buying any of it. they just kept saying the information you have is not correct. so trump hung up and tried to sell his b.s. someplace else. >> we have a guy on the phone -- >> i know in florida. >> hello. >> thank you very much, hello, everybody. we appreciate the time and the call. so we've spent a lot of time on this. and if we could just go over some of the numbers, i think it's pretty clear that we won very substantially in georgia. and they are removing machinery and they are moving it as fast as they can. both of which are criminal -- >> but i mean, for you, the family, the kids, were you guys --

>> i'm notifying you that you are letting it happen. so look. all i want to do is this, i want to find 11,780 votes which is one more than we have, because we won the state. >> we want to apologize for that. so that went south quickly. terribly, terribly sorry for that. we will just say our apologies, and he got excited and at least i can say -- >> the other thing, the dead people. so dead people voted. >> jimmy: oh, he's back. see, that's what he should be doing. selling smoothies on qvc. and of course, many prominent republicans are furious, but not at the president, of course. that would be dangerous. they're mad at brad raffensberger for taping the call. and trump has already filed a lawsuit against raffensperger for releasing the tape. because of course he has. he really is the weakest, whiniest little dictator imaginable. that call, if you haven't listened to it, it's pathetic.

and it's interesting. you know, during the last perfect call, the one trump got impeached for, republicans lined up and said "we can't impeach! congress shouldn't decide who's president. the people should decide!" and now, these same congresspeople are like, "what? the people decided on biden? in that case, let's let congress decide who's the president!" carl bernstein, the reporter who broke the watergate scandal back in the '70s, said what the president said on this tape was, quote far worse than watergate. but i guess trump figures, "i've only got two weeks left, what the hell. this note was added to the president's official "schedule" today. "president trump will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. he will make many calls and have many meetings." he will be a very good boy and not throw cheeseburgers at any member of his staff. all he cares about is staying in office. because when he does leave office, he may very well be forced to do this. >> thank you very much. >> the trump presidency is ending. >> joseph r. biden jr. is

elected the 46th president of the united states. >> but the whining has just begun. >> this is a fraud on the american public. >> get ready for baseless allegations and dumb conspiracy theories from our soon to be ex-president and his crybaby sons. >> this is rampant corruption and it's not fair. >> they are putting up pizza boxes on the windows. >> all that plus press conferences from dildo store adjacent parking lots. >> wow. >> donald trump is "the sorest loser." every day from now until prison on nbc. >> jimmy: it started on nbc and it'll end on nbc. so that's what's up with ebenezer stooge. but it's not all bad news. one of many things we have to be thankful for in the new year is a new season of "the bachelor," which, as of tonight, is officially under way. bachelor matt james met 32 women tonight. and one of them, a marketing

manager named katie, brought an unexpected gift. >> you know, this pandemic was really hard for me, and this just really got me through a lot. >> hm-mm. >> and i was hoping to pass the torch to you, but -- >> jimmy: that's a sex toy she's holding. looks like she's robbing him at vibrator-point. i hope she brings that to the hometown visit. that would be fun for mom. but the award for worst first impression tonight was not to a plastic body part, that honor went to a young woman named victoria. who is just -- terrible. >> queen victoria is here, i know i'm so confident and i'm so fun and i know i made a good impression. so i just want to like put my best foot forward. >> jimmy: i love the new season of "the crown," hilarious. this victoria is obviously on the show because her personality

is atrocious. she calls herself "the queen" over and over again. it would appear the queen didn't fare so well on the analogy portion of the s.a.t. >> y'all haven't made it any easier, being gorgeous and just being great people. so, it's like drinking through a fire hose. it's trying -- >> drinking through a fire hose? i never heard that expression? is that southern? >> it's a general trying to take on a lot of information at one time. it's like if you go to a water fountain, you're chilling, you're drinking. if you open a fire hose, it's impossible to drink out of a fire hose. >> yeah. i'm like the best fire hose. i'll make a good drink for you. >> jimmy: okay, thanks, good-bye. matt did give "queen victoria" a rose, the final rose. which was a real slap in the face to the eight semi-normal women who got sent home 12 hours after being forced to quarantine for two weeks in pennsylvania. i will ask matt about this moments from now. but first, it's time for our opening night tradition.

my wife molly is very good at predicting who will win these shows. she has now correctly predicted eight of the last eleven winners on "the bachelor" and "bachelorette." people rely on her for this information. so let's go live to her now in another part of our home. oh, there's jane. hi, jane. hi, molly. >> hi, how's it going? >> jimmy: where are you right now? >> hi. >> oh, we are in this beautiful addition to our home, the princess tent that santa brought jane. >> yeah. >> it lives permanently now in our home. >> jimmy: jane, do you know what mommy's going to do right now? no? okay. >> it's important before we start, jane, to know we don't judge people unless they are on reality tv, right? >> jimmy: jane, you know what that is? you know what reality tv is? no? okay, all right. well, you'll find out now. all right, here we go. >> so, this was tough, there's a lot of great women. 32 women, i had to figure out in like an hour and a half. but these are promising picks. chelsea from new york just like

him, a runway model. runway model is good. sarah, broadcast journalist. has nice oranges. this is serena p., she's canadian, got to love a canadian, always nice. >> jimmy: jane, her last name is pee. >> yeah her last name is pee. that's daddy's humor. and then we have two women, these are sleepers. haven't said much, but they could surprise us. they're both pretty and they're attorneys. kristin and lauren. >> jimmy: all right. >> this was billy's pick, he ran out, that's spider-man. >> jimmy: that's spider-man. he is not in the running. >> we like him, right? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> yeah, and this woman, her name is mauri, she is like the kardashian of the house, that means she will probably go to the fantasy suite. these are the top three picks. this woman was the first one out of the limo, her name is bree.

single mom, doesn't trust love action just like him. matt called her incredible. but he also called nine other women incredible but she was the first. bree, she will be in the top three. >> jimmy: bree is in the top three. >> and this is a hard woman to beat. this is abigail, she got the first impression rose. he called her a fighter because she's deaf. which is very impressive. and he kissed her right on the mouth. i know. yeah. yuck. so, i think abigail will be up there in the top, probably in the top two. >> jimmy: okay. >> hard to beat, but i think it's going to be rachel. this is rachel, kind of a cross between mila kunis and joey king. i think this is our pick, rachel. what do you think? >> mom? >> yeah? >> i don't really know what you're talking about. >> i don't either, i don't know what i'm talking about either, that makes two of us. okay. so these are my top three. rachel, abigail, and bree.

and i just noticed they all kind of have the same haircut. >> jimmy: yes. >> in fact, they all kind of have the same hair. >> jimmy: what do you think of that, jane? you just got bangs, right, jane? >> yes. >> jane just got bangs. we're very excited about her new look for the year. it was her choice. >> jimmy: there you have it. who did you say? rachel is going to be -- >> yeah, i think it's going to be rachel. >> jimmy: yes. there you go. rosetrodomous has spoken. thank you. >> you are so welcome. >> jimmy: where's billy? >> he ran out, he a temper tantrum because we could not find his t-rex. >> and he was throwing things. >> he was throwing things, yeah. >> jimmy: i'll see you guys in a minute. it's a homemade show tonight. the brand-new bachelor matt james is with us, music from machine gun kelly, and be right back with gwyneth paltrow so stick around. our new house is amazing.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. tonight, the new bachelor, matt james, is with us. i have a funny story about meeting matt years ago, long before he was king of bachelor nation. i'll share that later on. then, after matt, his new movie "downfalls high," comes out january 15th and his album is called "tickets to my downfall," music from machine gun kelly. we will be in my house all this week, with new shows featuring jim parsons, regina king, tessa thompson, elizabeth olsen, jake tapper, paul bettany, and music from yungblud, best coast, and steve earle. so please join us. our first guest of the new year is an oscar-winning actress and dispenser of fine oils, elixirs, and anatomically-influenced

candle scents, her wildly popular brand and company is called goop, please welcome gwyneth paltrow. hello, how are you? >> i'm good. you made me laugh already. >> jimmy: oh, good, maybe we should quit here, then. how are you doing? >> i'm great, happy new year, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm okay, i'm all right. i would rather be at work than back at the house, we are trying to be safe. i know we are supposed to be in studio together tonight. i was looking forward to getting out. i don't know if you were. >> i was too, i was. >> jimmy: how did you celebrate new year's eve? did you? >> oh, my god, we are so pathetic. i think i was asleep by 9:00, 10:00. >> jimmy: really. did you watch the east coast feed of the ball dropping and then hit the hay? >> no. >> jimmy: not even? >> nope. i made dinner and had a couple drinks. then that was the end of it. >> jimmy: what did you make for dinner? >> i made two kinds of pie, my husband loves -- i do a seafood

paella, which is really good. my daughter is vegetarian, so a veggie one and a seafood one. it was a spanish-themed night. some bits on the side. it was good, it was delish. >> jimmy: can't beat bits on the side. do you have a paella pan with a burner underneath? >> i do. i do. >> jimmy: i'm realizing, i think i bought a paella pan after watching you travel around through spain. mine is the size of, like -- i would say it's the size of a sewer cover, but it's much bigger than a sewer cover, like paella for 5,000 people. >> you got the caterers pan? >> jimmy: i did. i also bought a teamer. because you have a steamer in your kitchen. >> yes. >> jimmy: yes, i got one of those too. >> don't you love that, though? >> jimmy: it's built into the counter, only it's upside down. so every time i use it, and i do love it, i have to figure things

out in reverse to get the thing to drain. it requires a lot of brain power which i don't have. >> i don't believe you. >> jimmy: so it's just you and the family, you and your husband and the kids there? >> that's right, yep. >> jimmy: how's that going? who is taking it the worst, this being cooped up? >> i think moses, my 14-year-old son is having the hardest time with it. he -- i mean, what's great is that he is a skateboarder, so he can do a lot of just like solo, outside, exercise and work on skills and tricks and stuff like that. but i think it's very hard to be 14 and, you know, as all the parents who are watching your show know, it's like, it's tough on the ones, you know, that are still in kind of like the most intense developmental stages, i sort of observe. like, my daughter's 16, she kind

of knows who she is, she's got her friends. my son could have started high school in september. i think it's hard socially. and -- but you know, i -- i've also been so amazed by how adaptable kids are during this time and how agile they've been. so hats off to all these kids around the world who are just getting through it. >> jimmy: yeah, no kidding. i mean, it's funny because i think about when i was 14 years old, and i do think, i mean, really, i was not going anywhere anyway. i wasn't really -- really, i go across the street to my friend cleto's house, who's now the band leader on my show, and we would make crank calls. and i think we would have been able to do that in a situation like this. >> yeah. you just -- you know what we need to do is bring back the art of the crank call, jimmy. >> jimmy: well, you know, caller i.d. has made it a lot more difficult. >> true. >> jimmy: did you do that when you were a kid? did you make crank calls?

>> beyond, it's how i honed my acting thing. i had different accents and tried to not break and laugh. it was my early acting school, the crank calls. >> jimmy: did you tape any of those calls? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you did? >> so many. oh, yeah. >> jimmy: did you have that thing that little suction cup that you would stick to the back of the telephone and plug into your cassette recorder? >> i don't think so, i think i had one -- i think somehow did it on my answering machine. it was all one unit. you know, phone and -- i feel that -- this is a long time ago, so i'm having a hard time remembering exactly. >> jimmy: were you up to any shenanigans besides prank calls and that sort of thing when you were a teenager? >> yeah. i was terrible. i was so bad. i was oh, my -- i got real in to the alcohol. i loved that whole phase of teenagerhood. i remember i once had a party, my parents went out of town and

i had a party. and i cleaned -- i got so drunk at this party and i was like, i'm going to get caught. and i woke up and i cleaned the house top to bottom. and i got busted because one of my friends had gone into my dad's shower and drank a bunch of beers and left them in the shower. >> jimmy: who was that friend, do you remember? >> he was a -- he was a boy, a guy that went to a school called the collegiate, in new york, i'm not going to name names. but -- i was grounded for a month because of him. >> jimmy: he was a drunk, but very clean. >> yes. very. and i used to sneak out and smoke cigarettes and all that. at least they don't do that now. >> jimmy: do you watch "the bachelor"? >> no. >> jimmy: you do not. yeah. >> i do not. >> jimmy: not to compare them, because you have your own unscripted television show on netflix. >> yes. >> jimmy: you just got picked up for a new season. and i know like the idea is that people have experiences that they have never had before.

>> hm-mm. >> jimmy: and sometimes it's you having the experiences you've not had before. >> true. >> jimmy: so i've written some things down. and i want to see if you have ever done the following things, okay? >> oh, dear, okay. >> jimmy: have you ever flipped someone off in traffic? >> yes. >> jimmy: does it happen regularly? >> all the time. >> jimmy: do they recognize you when it happens? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: have you ever stomped on a ketchup packet? >> i don't believe so. >> jimmy: you should try it, it's fun. have you ever been in a kinkos? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. have you written a yelp review? >> never. >> jimmy: hm. have you ever eaten a hot pocket? >> a what? >> jimmy: a hot pocket. >> oh, the like pizza things in the pastry? >> jimmy: yeah. >> yes. but very long time ago. >> jimmy: and finally, have you ever vomited in public? >> what constitutes public?

>> jimmy: other people around, maybe on the street? >> like in an airplane bathroom? >> jimmy: no. well, depends on if the door is closed or not. >> mm -- on the street -- oh, yeah, you know what? yes. one time i was driving and i had to pull over. i had to pull the car door open and barf on the street. >> jimmy: did you finish it with a middle finger? >> always. >> jimmy: that's why i do all my drinking in the shower. we will be right back with gwyneth paltrow after this. stick around. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ when you drive this smooth, you save with allstate.

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a new product available on goop that my wife is very excited about. it's the goop genes all in one super nutrient face oil. this is for people who really want to oil their face, right? >> that's right. >> jimmy: you know, funny. i spent a lot of time as a teenager trying to get the oil off of my face. and this is -- could you fry eggs in this? would this be healthy to eat? >> no, and you would not want to do anything other than put it on your skin, because it has so many amazing ingredients in it. it's so rich and beautiful. and you would want to save it for skin and skin alone. >> is this one of the things that you put a tiny bit on, because you don't want to use it up? >> no, look, since, since we -- this was, you know, going through the r&d process. i have been -- i begged the team for like little drops of it, i'm so into it. you use like a real dropper and

rub it in your hands and rub it all in. >> jimmy: hold on, let me try it myself. oh, my god, it's incredible. i really love it. >> oh. that's like one of those indian eye your vadic treatments where they drip oil on your third eye. >> jimmy: i'll take your word for it. i only have the two right now. and this is detox month at goop, january is detox month. it's a good month for detox month. >> it is. >> jimmy: you sent over a little packet of something. this is, i can't read without my glasses, but it says g-tox, which is a supplement. >> yes. >> jimmy: i'm going to try it right now. >> it's a detoxifying super powder. it helps the liver with a detoxification process. it tastes healthy, i'm not going to lie.

it tastes herbaceous. that's why i put it in a tiny bit of water because i don't want the taste to linger too long. it's very, very good for you. >> jimmy: could you mix it with tequila? >> sure. >> jimmy: okay so i'm going to stir it with a giant spoon. >> what is it with your cocktail spoon? >> jimmy: it's the only spoon we have in the room. >> that looks hilarious. >> jimmy: all right. that doesn't taste so bad. salud. >> to detoxification. to dry january. >> jimmy: i didn't mix it enough. i didn't mix it enough and the powder was floating on the top. now it's stuck to the oil on my face. oh, yum. you know what though? i do feel better. does it mean that i will not have to get the covid vaccine? >> no, you still have to get the covid vaccine. >> jimmy: i still am going to

have to get the covid vaccine. it's good checking in with you, i'm sorry we could not be together in person. perhaps next time. thank you for being with us, the goop.com, you know i order a lot of stuff. do you ever go through and check to see what i'm buying from there? >> never. i would never. i would never breach anyone's privacy ever. >> jimmy: okay, good, thank you very much. gwyneth paltrow. >> thanks for having me, jimmy. >> jimmy: thanks for almost being here. be back with matt the bachelor. this is hal. this is hal's heart. it's been broken. and put back together. this is hal's relief, knowing he's covered by medicare from blue cross blue shield. and with coverage you can trust, backed by over 80 years of healthcare expertise, we'll be there when it matters most. this is medicare from blue cross blue shield. this is the benefit of blue.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. music from machine gun kelly is on the way. earlier tonight, we watched our next guest make good on his new

year's resolution to simultaneously date 32 women in the woods of pennsylvania. here to tell us how that went, please welcome the bachelor, matt james. hi, matt, how are you? >> doing well, jimmy, how are you? >> jimmy: good. you have a beard now? >> i am back in new york and i needed insulation. >> jimmy: is it giving you anonymity, having the beard? >> maybe a little bit. >> jimmy: are people recognizing you now, even though the show just premiered tonight, from the promos and that sort of thing? >> with the masks and everything now, you can find of move in silence, so i haven't been stopped too often, which is kind of nice. >> jimmy: it's interesting. typically they'll find the bachelor on "the bachelorette" or ""bachelor in paradise"," somebody that stands out on one of those shows, but you've not been on any of those shows. >> i was supposed to be a

contestant on clare's season, i ended up quarantining in florida because they put things on hold. and i got a call in between a water balloon fight that i was going to be on the bachelor and i thought they were pulling my leg. and here we are eight months later. >> jimmy: how much did you think they were pulling your leg? did you get a number to make sure it wasn't one of your friends screwing around? >> i thought it was a joke. i thought, it's too far out of left field, you know, that was the last thing i was expecting to get on my phone. it was a phone number i didn't have saved. i downplayed it. then they called back and were like, no, seriously. and i sat down for a second and i was like, i'm in. i'm honored, you know. >> jimmy: when i heard that you were the bachelor, i was confused because i knew that i knew you, and i could not figure out if i knew you from tv or if i knew you from -- and then i did a bit of investigation and realized that

we met like three years ago. was it three or four years ago that we met? >> it was three years ago, when you do your show in brooklyn. i'm actually grace dixon, mr. dixon's daughter is one of my best friends, and we went to college together. and i grew up with her boyfriend. so any time you are in town, i'm honorary guest, and i got a chance to meet you then. >> jimmy: i want to give a little bit of backstory to this mr. dixon. we call him baby doll. james "baby doll" dixon. he is my agent, he's a super agent. and he and this is what i remember and i don't know if you even know this. this has gone on for years now. so, he introduced me to you. >> okay. >> jimmy: backstage. you know, you were there with a bunch of kids, friends of his daughter. you seemed like a real nice guy. you started telling me about this organization that you run. tell us a little about the organization that you run. >> abc food tours,

it's a program that we established in the lower east side, it's kind of branched out to the five boroughs. we take students on food and fitness tours and introduce them to culture through different eating and fitness experiences. now we've kind of elevated that to working with fortune 500 companies and extender ship programs that grace dixon has spearheaded. the family's growing tighter. >> jimmy: anyway, i hear about this, that sounds great, sounds like a nice thing that you're doing. knowing baby doll is a little tight when it comes to charity -- not when it comes to buying himself things, then he's quite loose, he's a member of many, many country clubs as you know. i said, baby -- we call him baby -- if you donate $10,000 to match charity, i will match that donation. he agreed. am i correct that he agreed to that? >> he said, oh, jimmy, oh, jimmy, of course. >> jimmy: yeah. and every three months or so,

since then, i have checked in to say, ing to do this, he gives me the slip. now that we're on television, let's show pictures of baby doll, in case people run into him on the street. there he is smoking. there's with my aunt chippy smoking. here he is smoking alone in my home. there you see he is enjoying lobster. that money could have been given to your organization. there he is -- >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: smoking again. and this is the cover of his christmas card this year. there he is smoking through a little hole he poked in his mask. so, again, i would like to challenge james baby doll dixon to donate -- to give $10,000 and i will match it and let's see, we are going to stay on him for this. >> that, those pictures could not have been a more accurate portrayal of when he's outside -- that is hilarious. >> jimmy: so let's get to "the bachelor" and talk about this. i cannot think of a better

situation dating-wise -- normally this is a nightmare. but in this particular case, with covid going on, you somehow have been blessed with the opportunity to have 32 women who have all been tested and quarantined for two weeks brought directly to you. like a king. like a shah or something. >> well, as you saw, there's a queen there, so it's fitting. you know? >> jimmy: and it's funny because, yeah, at the beginning you gathered everyone around for a prayer. and that was a smooth move, by the way. i mean, i'm sure you are sincere about it. that knocked some of those women for an absolute loop, they didn't know what to do with themselves. some of them were like, would it be inappropriate for me to throw my underwear on him right now? so you got all these women. and they are all, of course, in love with you the moment they step out of that limo. one steps on out with a vibrator. one steps out with a purse full

of meatballs, which by the way, that was strong, i thought. >> i liked that. >> jimmy: and the woman who -- victoria, who calls herself the queen. was it difficult for you to not throw up on her when she announced -- when she said yes, queen? >> to be honest with you, i appreciated everything about victoria's entrance and who she was because whatever you need to do to stand out, she did it. and i remembered her name and it was light-hearted and it made me -- it broke the ice. you know, it's such a tense situation and i was nervous and when she comes on out with everything that she is, it just, you know, it put a smile on my face and it brought less tension to the night. >> jimmy: do you think she was popular with the other gals? >> i know she was popular with the other girls. >> jimmy: she was, really? >> yes. >> jimmy: i don't know. i guess we're going to see how this plays out. i was surprised -- i was wondering if when you gave her the rose at the end, if that was one of those things where

the producers say, i know she is awful, but please, we need to keep -- we need to have a couple of bad ones in the mix. >> no, that was not the case. she was great. i really enjoyed victoria. >> are you marrying her? all right. do you want to see who my wife picked? >> i would love to see it. >> jimmy: i'm going to be watching your face very closely here, okay? >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. the final three. bree. okay? she likes bree. this is abigail. she likes abigail. and according to my wife, your bride will be rachel. your thoughts? >> i would love to know the thought process. >> jimmy: i don't think there is a thought process. she just kind of looks at them, sometimes she, sometimes she picks before the show starts and she just looks at a picture and decides. and somehow, she gets it right,

i don't know. >> i will say that your wife has great taste. your wife has great taste. >> jimmy: okay, all right, all right. we know that's not true. well, it's very good to see you. so here's what we're going to do. the next time i see you, which will be at the conclusion of the show, hopefully in person. we will make sure that we have got the $20,000, okay? >> deal. i appreciate you, jimmy, thank you. >> jimmy: very good to see you, matt. that's matt james the bachelor, watch him monday nights making love to women left and right here on abc. we'll be right back with machine gun kelly. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz, the best or nothing. >> jimmy: that's it from the house. i want to thank gwyneth paltrow and matt james. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first, his album is called "tickets to my downfall," a one man band on a pink piano, machine gun kelly!

♪ ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah i'm still young wasting my youth i'll grow up next summer ♪ ♪ i'm back on that girl i quit i should've lost her number i'm overcompensating ♪ ♪ for heartbreak i swallowed a pill that was in a heart shape her hands on my chest ♪ ♪ feelin' my heartbeat she spillin' her drink all on my car seat she'll get attached ♪ ♪ and then trap me then i gotta act like i'm happy she posts pics ♪ ♪ to get at me deja vu it's like last week damn ♪ ♪

♪ all i know is i don't know nothin' all i know is i don't know nothin' ♪ ♪ at all people talk but they don't say nothin' all i know is ♪ ♪ i don't know nothin' at all no license i'm still ridin' ♪ ♪ crashed into a tree and kept drivin' my label hates that i'm like this ♪ ♪ i gotta go through sh -- to keep writin' all these girls i don't want none of them ♪ ♪ but i know i'll end up with one of them my life on the outside's fun to them ♪ ♪ but the person on the inside is crumbling ♪ ♪ ♪ all i know is i'm overstimulated and i'm sad i don't expect you ♪ ♪ to understand it's nothing less than true romance or am i just makin' a mess ♪

♪ in my head in my head i'm lyin' naked with you yeah ♪ ♪ in my head in my head i'm ready to die holding your hand ♪ ♪ i don't do fake love but i'll take some from you tonight i know i've got to go ♪ ♪ but i might just miss the flight i can't stay forever let's play pretend ♪ ♪ and treat this night like it'll happen again you'll be my bloody valentine ♪ ♪ be mine tonight no no no no no no no no no not just tonight ♪ ♪ no no no no no no no no no not just tonight no no no no no no ♪ ♪ no no no not just tonight in my head in my head ♪

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