for the rain coming our way. i am ama daetz. >> we appreciate your time and from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." [ cheers and applause ] tonight, it's jack shepard, john wilson and muse iic from i don' know how but they found me. now jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: oh, hi. hi, everyone i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on our first night back in the studio, after three weeks doing the show alone in my house. i'm gonna be honest, i was starting to wonder if i even had a show. [ laughter ] you know a lot of crazy people think they're hosting a show. at home. [ laughter ] anyway, it's great to see you. it's great to see anyone really. guillermo, which do you like better, not working at home or not working at work?

[ laughter ] >> not working at work. >> jimmy: not working at work, that's good. what did you do over the break. >> just exercise and watch football. >> jimmy: i believe the second part of that. by the way, guillermo's got a big birthday coming up this week, cincuenta! >> yes, 50. 1y50 you watch the game yesterday? >> yes, tom brady the goat. >> jimmy: yes we knew, tom brady, against all odds, is headed back to the super bowl for like the hundredth time. how many super bowls have there been. >> ten, oh. >> jimmy: never mind. by the way the patriots were like "thanks for all the rings, see you later"- he signs up with the 7 and 9 buccaneers. goes to tampa now they're in the super bowl and the the patriots are 7 and 9. sitting at home.

robert kraft, the owner of the patriots, was so distraught, he went to a massage parlor for a "sad ending" this time. [ laughter ] brady and the buccaneers will take on the defending champion kansas city chiefs, in tampa. this is the first time ever, that an nfl team has hosted the super bowl in their own stadium. and tom brady, makes history as both the oldest person ever to play in a super bowl, and the first person who ever moved to florida, so he could keep working. it is funny, how much talk there is of brady being old. i mean, he's 43, look at him all wrinkled and hunched over. he's disgusting. by the way, both of tom brady's parents were hospitalized with covid this year. they missed two of his games for the first time in their lives. they're okay now. thank goodness. i will say, i spent most of the weekend trying to get vaccination appointments for my in-laws and aunt and uncle. my dad somehow got them, but

what a joke this is. california is ranked last when it comes to distributing the vaccine. and these websites are ridiculous. they had nine months to figure out the websites. it's like trying to buy concert tickets. i kept refreshing all day. over and over. i checked multiple times in the middle of the night. i'd get up to go to the bathroom and get on the thing and whatever, and even when you do get through, you enter all the information. name, birthdate, insurance, email, birthdate again, phone number, mother's maiden name, mother's first name, attach a photo of the front and back of your insurance card, again, we need the birthdate, and then, you get to the final page they say no slots available. and you have to start all over again! it goes nowhere. how are old people doing this? why is the rollout of the covid vaccine going worse than the rollout of the popeye's chicken sandwich? it does not make sense. so finally i'm on all day saturday and i decided to call,

which i never want to do in any situation. and this is what you hear: >> thank you for call the covid-19 vaccination assistance line your call is important to us, please wait and someone will be on shortly. >> jimmy: yeah, shortly, i was on two and half hours, no one ever picked up. and the music, the hold music, listen to this. ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: ba, ba, ba, ba. ♪ >> jimmy: this went on for two and half hours to the point i involved siri. i was like, siri what song is this, and turns out siri knew it is a song called "love is wicked" by brick and

lace. ♪ >> jimmy: i don't know brick or lace but they should sue for this for being associated with this. my only come the is knowing that the people from spectrum cable are forced to sit through it too. how do you like it now?! i wonder how many people got covid, while on hold to get the vaccine. how is it that we have 11% of the city out of work and no one to answer calls? give everyone who is out of work a job distributing vaccines. thank you, you can clap, i know it's over simple. and as far as that, l.a. county should hire everyone who made a bernie meme this weekend to work on their website. because they obviously know more than they do. anyway, after roughly 20 hours of trying, i finally got the appointments. i did a victory lap around the house like i won the lotto. or something. and i do want to say in fairness, my father-in-law got his shot at the forum today and said they were very well-organized.

on site. website bad, on-site good. is what i'm saying. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, it was another impeachy keen day in washington. the trial, in the senate, of former president, donald trump, you remember that guy? is expected to begin the week of february 8th. gee, i hope this doesn't spoil melania's valentine's day plans. [ laughter ] rudy giuliani will not represent trump at the impeachment trial. he has his own legal problems. you know how rudy went around telling everyone these dominion voting machines were somehow rigged in favor of joe biden? well, the folks at dominion are now suing rudy for $1.3 billion. [ cheers and applause ] billion. billion dollars. they are suing his pants off. although to be fair, borat's daughter already had them halfway there. dominion is saying, among other things, that guiliani cashed in on his podcast, using his new reputation as a defender of the

constitution to sell coins to dumb people. >> i accomplished a lot in 2020 exposing the truth, establishing the relationship with you, working tirelessly for america and i came to know the work and value of the people at american heartford gold. give them a call and tell them rudy sent you. or text rudy to 65 of [ bleep ] 32. >> jimmy: no thanks, maybe rudy could 35i off the damages maybe rudy can pay off his damages in doubloons. team biden is settling in. joe biden's dogs have officially moved into the white house, and they've got a twitter account. this was posted from the oval "pawfice." "together we will paw an american story of hope and yummy nom noms." now -- whoever at twitter banned trump? needs to ban the oval pawfice too. "yummy nom noms." why do we assume dogs talk like idiots?

>> they're very smart. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, we're going to have quite a fiesta for you, guillermo. >> oh, i cannot wait, jimmy sarah huckabee sanders is going to be at it, she's stomping back onto the political stage. sarah, who you may remember from her time lying to us every day for two years, announced today that she is running for governor of arkansas. >> our state needs a leader with the courage to do what's right, not what's politically correct for convenient. i took on the media, the radical left, and their cancel culture and i won. [ laughter ] 1y50 you did . >> jimmy: you did? i don't think you did. you stopped giving press conferences. then you quit. then they lost. and now you live in arkansas. i don't think you won. [ applause ] we got some new insight about life inside trump onland

life inside trumpland from his former coronavirus coordinator, doctor deborah birx. dr. birx sat for an interview with "face the nation" and explained how the flow of misleading information from the trump white house worked. >> i'm convinced there were parallel data streams. >> disinformation. >> i saw the president presenting graphs that i never made. so i know that someone or someone out there or someone inside was creating a parallel set of data and graphics that were shown to the president. >> jimmy: and i couldn't tell you at the time because i was super busy trying on scarves. now she tells us. oh, you meant to tell you, the guy who drove you home from the airport was drunk, shouldn't be in the car with him. by the way, my wife, has a real fashion dilemma now. i stole these from the house. for the past four years, i stole these from her closet. this is what she wears every day. i call it "protest wear."

this one, i guess she can keep wearing for another month. this says i'm a voter. this says use your vote and voice. we've got elect women. we've got when they go low we go high. we got i miss barack. we got, this one's such a nasty woman. science, not fiction. and i guess this one she can still get a couple weeks out of because it says impeach on it. [ applause ] but after that she's going to be nude. meanwhile, all of my shirts have trout and bbq on them. [ laughter ] doing the show from my house for the past few weeks created some challenges. for instance, every year in january, my co-workers and i here at the show participate in a company-wide harassment seminar. but until today, i only had three co-workers who happened to be my wife and

my two younger kids. but if there's one thing i respect, it's corporate policy. anyone who knows me knows that. so to check the box, i called a family meeting and let the learning begin. ♪ >> hello, everyone. good afternoon. as you know, our house has become a workplace and so i'm required to go through some rules with you when it comes to harassment. go you -- do you know what harassment is? >> no. >> do you know? molly do you know what harassment is? >> yeah. >> okay. jane, i'm going to start with you while billy licks his juice off the table. billy? billy's enjoying his table juice. okay. now he's dripping juice on to the table and licking it off. is that appropriate behavior in the workplace, jane? >> no. >> no.

mommy? >> no. >> billy. >> no. >> no, it's not, you're right. okay. age-based harassment is when you harass somebody based on how old they are. do you know how old i am? >> no. >> billy, do you know how old i am? >> no. >> what would you guess? >> 32. >> exactly right. and how old is mommy? >> is it something in the 20's? >> yes it's something in the 20's. >> mommy's 21 twice. >> thanks. >> you're welcome. religious harassment is not permitted in the workplace. do you know what our religion is. >> i don't even know what that means. >> do you believe in god? >> yes. >> billy, do you believe in god? god's the one who created this disgusting habit of yours. do you know what weight is?

>> yes it's something that is heavy or light. >> right, am i heavy or light? >> heavy. >> see now that's -- that's harassment, right, bill? am i heavy or light, billy? >> 4 >> heavy. >> did jane tell you to say that. >> yes. >> i'm going to sue you if you do that again. do you know what it is to sue somebody? >> no. >> you're going to find out. >> how? >> when my lawyers contact you. [ laughter ] . >> name calling. molly, is it appropriate to call people names? >> no. >> can you think of any bad names you might call somebody. >> when you tell the kids i toot and they call me tooty head that would be a name. >> i don't call mom that. >> what do you call me? >> i think daddy toots more than you. >> definitely. a lot more than me, actually.

he's tooting right now. >> actually i don't toot. >> let's talk about physical contact. is it appropriate to touch your co-workers, billy? see it is appropriate to do that? >> no. >> not without consent, no. >> not all harassment is physical. sometimes your mother gives me the eye. you know what i mean. makes me feel like a piece of meat. all right. jane, i'm just going to need you to sign this right here showing you understand everything we discussed and agreeing to the terms, okay. very good. that's good. billy, you want to go ahead and sign this. perfect. molly. and i think -- >> -- this was very helpful. >> -- we're done. >> oh, somebody's biting me. okay. ow. bill, there's no biting in the workplace. >> mcgruff says take a bite out

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, we're back here in our studio, welcome tonight, from the delightful show "how to with john wilson," john wilson. the man behind the camera.

he'll be in front of is it later tonight. then, later on, their album is called "razzmatazz." music from i don't know how but they found me. [ cheers and applause ] this week, we've got new shows with michelle pfeiffer, naomi watts, anthony anderson, george lopez. my cousin sal will be here. he has a new book called "you can't lose them all." and we'll have music from death cab for cutie, leslie odom jr., and arlo parks. [ cheers and applause ] please join us for that. our first guest does many things. he is an actor, director, and caster of pods, who, starting friday, gets behind the wheel on "top gear america" available on the motortrend app. please welcome dax shepard. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, i'm surprised. i did not know kanye had shifted

to a mustard color. >> it's now available. who was i to resist. i generally wear a suit to demonstrate i respect and love you. >> jimmy: oh, no what happened. >> the fact i risked my life to come see you, i showed you i love you, i'm here. >> jimmy: it's a good color for. >> thank you so much it's the first time in this color. >> jimmy: is it really. >> it is. i don't own anything in mustard beside this, and it arrived morning. >> jimmy: what's going on in your life right now? >> i think the most prominent feature of our life is i've been in search of a very specific motorhome for a decade and i dedicate 40 minutes night looking for one with bunk beds for the girls and i found it,

jimmy. >> jimmy: ten years. >> yeah. >> even before the girls you were looking for the motorhome for the girls. >> how dare you, knowing my math doesn't work. seven years and 11 months ago i started looking. i always wanted a motocross y50r -- motorhome and found one during the worse time ever to buy a motorhome during the pandemic, every knuckle head wants one. >> jimmy: me included. >> i noticed i saw you listening to arm chair expert. i was like how did you rent that, you're like oh, no, i'm an owner of this thing. [ laughter ] i guess you weren't looking for ten years either. >> jimmy: no, no but i had been thinking about it for at least ten years maybe longer. >> yeah yeah, it's a lifestyle i always wanted to be part of. >> jimmy: it's something you really want and once you get it realize maybe you don't want it as much. >> well that's not my experience but that is my wife's

experience. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> so i find this bus. it's a proper bus and i find it in dallas, texas and i drive it home. i'm showing my wife photos of it. i don't think she realized how big it was going to be and also she's been -- we've been -- but really she's been building herrera dream house for the last three years. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> you've been to my house, very modest, i don't care, i would have died there. but she rightly so has a fantasy of a beautiful house. and it's done and first thing i did was pull that motorhome right in front of it and now it lives in front of her dream home. >> i think we have a picture of it. i wanted to ask about it. [ cheers ] so there's a house somewhere behind that. >> well, no, this is the view from the home. you're like looking out the dining room windows, you're welcome very much, this is what you get to see.

[ laughter ] so she said, you know, when i envision this beautiful home i did not think this would be parked in front of it. i said, i'm not sure what you're embarrassed about, if our neighbors see this they're going to think i aerosmith is spending the night. clearly a lot of different lights are an option. king side bed and back. two beautiful bunks. queen up front. full size fridge and washer drier, two -- two showers. >> jimmy: that's unnecessary isn't it. >> no it's not. >> jimmy: why are two showers necessary. >> i have kids. what if we all get a hankering to get clean at the same time. they will soon be at a age they won't want to the bathe with you. >> jimmy: the guy who sold it to me told me try not to keep any

water in it, it hurts the gas mileage, the water cost more than the gas. have you been on a trip with the family yet? >> no, i drove this son of a gun 2,000 miles from dallas, texas, i just -- i glided home somewhat i did. i'm about a foot and half above the truckers and got to use the truck stop gas station, clearly, and have to predict how much fuel it's going to need. you can't put in your credit card it will max out at $100. you have to put it in repeatedly. mine won't do that so i go inside and tell them how many hundreds of gallons i need. i'm doing the math it probably needs 175 gallons, i'm like put $720 on the card, let's see where we get. and you just hope that will be the only time you fill it up this year. hundreds of dollars. >> how many miles to the gallon does it get.

>> let's not get into that. my wife drives an electric car. i want to be clear about that. how dare you. >> jimmy: i think you're prepared for the apocalypse. no because i figured mine out it is like 3.7 miles to the gallon. >> it's a decent diesel so i was hitting 7.5 miles to the gallon which made me feel fantastic. i was like, this is ethically challenging unless i have 13 or 14 people and then it's 40 miles to the gallon and so i have to have it packed. >> you had it how long now. >> since december 7th. >> jimmy: no trips yet. >> just a lot of hanging out in my driveway. it's connected to the internet from my home. which means i have every channel inside the bus. really nice couch. and i kind of hide in there. because you can lock that door. >> jimmy: you bought a shed that

gets 7 miles to the gallon is what happened. >> yes. in fact, my dealer, david garza, down in dallas, texas, he put it best. he said, dax, they break. basically what you have is a home in a tornado. and i was like, that's pretty accurate. because you're always driving at 80, so your home is in an 80 miles an hour tornado for hour so have appropriate expectations. >> jimmy: this is how he closed the deal? >> and it worked for me. >> jimmy: dak shepard is with us," top gear america" his show premiers this friday. be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by mercari, your marketplace for buying and selling almost anything. find us at "mercari.com" or on the app stores. ♪ ♪

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talk to america. this is your dream job, i mean, i've known you for quite some time and if someone said what is dax's dream show that's what i would say. >> it feels suspicious. that thing you just saw, they didn't ask if i could do that, they didn't go, can you drift this thing, they just said action and i did that, and i came back and was like, they got lucky i could do that. >> jimmy: did you know you could do it? >> i had a hunch. yeah, i felt good about it. but what i love about the show is safety is third, if it's even third. i've never been asked if i could do something. they just give me the keys and i do stuff like that and my employers are thrilled. and then i get a check on friday. consistently every friday. >> jimmy: i watched the first episode. you destroyed a vehicle almost immediately. >> and everyone was happy.

>> jimmy: it came from out of nowhe nowhere. like we're going to destroy it. here's how we'll do it. you guys are like, boom and you're just gone. >> we're like chimps who will do what you want for a whiem but then we start hitting it with clubs. then we had police officers to shut down roads. so unique feeling to drift through the innovative intersectional and out of the corner of my eye you see a state trooping giving thumb's up. from then on i didn't think my life would make perfect sense but it really did. my love for racing and cars and then didn't seem they'd intersect. >> and to be cordoned on by the police. it's like your president evel kneivel. >> it didn't feel real. i never felt it was a simulation until this job but now it's suspiciously good. >> you know, for the 70's for

those who weren't around back then. vans, used to have many vans, the koom vans. >> yeah yeah yeah. >> jimmy: used to have murals. >> an the ones i loved, remember the chuck norris movie "breaker breaker" fantastic film. the premise is he's in a four-wheel drive van and he has to beat people up along the way and as a kid i was like if i could just learn karate and get nice four wheel drive van with mural on the side, things would be wonderful so we had an episode. it's hard to tell what that is, it's probably not hard. >> jimmy: no. >> let me tell you real quick on the show we get a budget to modify our vehicles and rightly so they spend money on suspension and turbos and i spent budget on the mural on the side of the van because i thought if i lose i still won. now, my wife was so thrilled

with this. >> jimmy: i get. >> as you can imagine. >> jimmy: yeah yeah. >> well, she said this is very mysoginist, where's my sword. i see you slaying a dragon but i didn't seem to be involved other than to hold your quadricep. how long is your flas id sh long they went a little light on that and i said to her, hun, we have to respect the time period. >> jimmy: true. >> it would be dishonest to have a 70's van with me cowering and you wielding the sword which today we might do. >> jimmy: some might argue she did the dirty work. you did the dirty work for her by slaying that dragon. >> yeah. smart mural non-conference none

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. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. music from i don't know how but they found me is on the way. if you happen to have interest in scaffolding, risotto, plastic seatcovers, or even foreskins, our next guest has the show for

you. it's called "how to with john wilson." . >> if you're not a big talker you can use a popular technique called baiting to get people to talk to you. baiting involves wearing or doing something that will invite conversation. this could be a fashion choice. or a method of transportation. the way you move. the way you eat. a new haircut is good bait. or you could just dress like a hose. "how to with john wilson" is on hbo max. say hello to john wilson. hi, john. >> hey, jimmy, how's it going 1y50 while i'm admiring your microphone, very 70's. >> thank you. this, you know, i thought your people were going to send me a new one but this is what i'm going to have to work with. >> and i'm also admiring that

neon income tax sign. i recognize it from one the episodes of your show. >> welcome to the set of wilson i'm actually a studio over from you, i think. this sign i had to relocate is it from my bedroom because it turned out to be not as romantic as the salesman said it was. >> jimmy: ha ha. this show, first of all, i love your show. you find it enormously watchable. i don't think it's like anything i've ever seen before. it's funny. it's a documentary. it's educational. also feels just like walking around new york with you. how do you describe it. >> yeah, it was kind of hard to come up with a pitch, nathan and i were, you know, we called it, kind of planet earth but for new york city and i can't tell if that's kind of -- if that's

complimenting myself or insulting david attintintintintn fut that was the easiest way to describe it. i wanted the show to be a grab bag of all of my favorite things sand mick -- and make it hard to define. it might make people want to watch more if it is mysterious and difficult to pitch. >> jimmy: i think you're right. and nathan fielder is the nathan of whom you speak, the brilliant comedian nathan fielder. yes, it made perfect sense when i heard he was involved in the show because it does seem like something that's definitely in his wheelhouse. the idea, you start with a topic and i don't know if you go back to but you start with the topic and it often veers in a completely different direction. for instance one of the shows about plastic seat coverings,

which being from an italian family i've been stuck to many, many times. and then it just goes, you meet people and it goes off into a visit at home with a man who is devoted his life to reversing circu circumcisions, correct? >> correct jimmy and he's a very good musician too. >> jimmy: he actually wrote a whole album about songs against circumcisions. >> right sand he uses say nice instrument a lot of people want to know what it was, i have no answer. he is very puny too, which i like. one of his songs, wouldn't skin be nice is a really good one. but he also, you know, we didn't get to record this for the show but one thing he does every

weekend is he goes to a local karaoke bar and changes all of the songs to be circumcisions-themed. he's very serious about this and goes out of his way to spread awareness. >> jimmy: i could tell he was serious when he was laying on his bed with a rope around his penis that was attached to a pulley system and you were there with him. >> yeah, do you have the clip. >> jimmy: i wish i did but i notice that howard stern's book was on his bedside table. >> oh, yeah. yeah. he was a fan of howard stern. and, yeah, our tastes aligned in strange ways. but, you know, that parasite won best picture so i guess a lot of

people likeed it too. >> have you tried this device he sells to restore foreskin? >> well, i wanted to try it but when i was there in person he -- i guess, for measuring it you need to take two different measurements, one when your penis is placid and one when it's erect and i couldn't get it up around the crew, so i couldn't [ laughter ] i couldn't get the second measurement so i don't have my own yet but when i do i will be happy to come on and demonstrate it for you. >> jimmy: ha ha ha. yes, please, we must have you back in to do that. there's a clip, one of the amazing things about the show is that there are just so many little clips of daily life in new york and you weave them together so beautifully. this clip for example is seen on the show. s there's a woman with a dwayne johnson reid bag and she is

putting a pigeon into the bag. this is not -- this is just something you happen to pawn? >> yeah. this was something that just happened in herald's square. i don't really know for sure what she was doing. i think the pigeon may have been injured and she was going to bring it to a veterinarian. but that's the beauty of the show is that you can just take, you know, just the most perplexing, interesting part of a clip and just drop it into the middle of a larger collage and it takes a whole new meaning and you never know where it begins or ends, i really like that about the show. >> jimmy: i like that too. in fact, i had some questions, i really -- i was actually very curious about asking questions about how you make the show. i decided not to ask them because i feel like the only thing it could do is ruin it a little bit. >> i mean, you know, if you want

to throw me a couple softballs i'd -- you know -- >> jimmy: okay, the guy you meet in the supermarket. >> oh, sure. >> jimmy: who then you learn, we don't have time to get into it but people must watch the episode he speaks about the mandela effect which will take too long to explain, and you wind up going to idaho to a convention he seems to be running. was he just in the super market? >> yeah, i mean, he was in the stop and shop. i had no idea about the mandela effect conference. i mean, these are the moments i live for. this is why i make this kind of work. >> jimmy: well, it -- i feel like this show just happened at the right time. i mean, it seems like we needed show right at this time. it's called "how to with john wilson" on hbo max. john wilson, can't wait for next season. >> thanks for having me.

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