>> right now, on jimmy kim mel, robin wr with no audience anyway, so with is that in mind this . from hollywood, it's wright, -- >> >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. i'd like to offer an especially warm welcome to those of you who are hunkered down, under a thick blanket of snow. don't worry. it's gonna be okay. this is just god's way of trying to keep us safe from covid, by making it hard to go to buffalo wild wings. this was lake michigan yesterday, look at that! it's been fun, chicago, but you're canada now. don't know how else to tell you. maybe this is the storm q promised us was coming.

the only snowflakes we had in l.a. this weekend were the ones blocking the vaccine line at dodger stadium. as if we didn't have enough problems getting people shots. on saturday, a group of anti -- i don't know what, i don't know if they were anti-vaxxers, or q anon, or trumpers, or maybe they just want to kill old people. whatever their reason, they gathered at the entrance to dodger stadium for what they called a "scamdemic/protest march." they blocked traffic, delaying the vaccinations for about an hour. see, now this is where we really miss tommy lasorda. he woulda cleared that mess out in a minute. [ applause ] this was interesting. the organizers of the protest, if you want to call them that, told everyone not to wear trump hats or shirts, because they wanted to be taken seriously. [ laughter ] that's right. these doofuses with their homemade posters, saying "bill gates is controlled by the devil," are like "take off that maga hat or they'll think we're nuts." [ laughter ] i do have to give them credit for creativity when it came to

the sign, this clever gentleman wrote: "swab my butthole. i dare you." well, i know it's l.a., but there must be an easier way to get a date. meet people. meet peopl get a date. meet people. i wish all these conspiracy theories would just feed on each other. like, "oh, there are anti-vaxxers holding up the line at dodger stadium? load up the jewish space laser and blast away." you know who did manage to score a dose of the vaccine? do you know who got one? let's see, who should be, maybe the last person in america to get it? >> i have one friend, buddy of mine got the moderna shot and his shoulder was sore for couple days. another friend got the pfizer like i did and he was nauseous and sick for couple days. me, i've had no effects, i mean, i've had no ill-effects. i'm just fine. nothing. ha ha ha.

i'm just teasing. but, no, i've had no ill-effect whatsoev whatsoever. let's talk super bowl. >> jimmy: good one, o.j. wow. what a terrible planet we're on. for people over 65, it's still very difficult to get vaccinated. you know who should be distributing this vaccine? i thought of it. the people who invented fidget spinners. remember those? one day they didn't exist. the next day, every kid in america had 12 of them. get them on this. [ applause ] thanks everyone. according to the census bureau, 51% of americans who haven't received the vaccine say they definitely want to get it, and nearly one in four americans say they have no plans to get it ever. which is crazy, and maybe we should just be happy and take their shots ourselves, but the biden administration is not giving up. they are teaming up with private enterprise to get this vaccine into every person in america.

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but it's just because of the virus. coachella is a big concert in the california desert. there was talk they might hold it virtually this year. but turns out doing molly in crown made of flowers just isn't the same on zoom. this pandemic has entered a second wave of boredom. i think maybe we're out of tv shows or something because the new big thing to watch is youtube cleaning videos. have you heard of this? people post videos of themselves doing laundry, washing dishes, mopping, sweeping, and then, other people watch them do it. a lot. they have millions of views. which do you think would be worse, catching your teenage son watching porn or catching him watch a stranger fold socks? [ laughter ] i'd love to see a video of joe biden trying to scrub the smell of coppertone and burger king out of the white house. president biden has been working to undo many of the previous administration's terrible ideas. but one thing he is apparently hanging onto is the space force. turns out, the space force

serves an important purpose. which is, giving the coast guard someone to make fun of. [ laughter ] it's unclear what biden will do with the space force,, since it was mostly just trump pointing at the moon and telling mike pence to go fetch. but whatever his plan is, the space force is here to stay. i get it. the last thing you want is to be the guy who shuts down the space force and then the next day aliens show up. right? this is the kind of dumb stuff we have to look forward to in the next four years, these desperate conspiracy theorists. this one involves the decor in the oval office. "biden has already removed the bust of churchill from the oval office and replaced it with a bust of venezuelan socialist leader chavez. dark times lay ahead." "hugo chavez used dominion voting machines to steal venezuela elections. is his bust in the oval office biden's way of telling us, 'ha ha, yes i stole it?'" and that would be alarming, were it not for the fact that

joe biden did not put a bust of hugo chavez in the oval office. he put a bust of cesar chavez in the oval office. cesar chavez was an american civil rights leader and labor organizer. he is a totally different guy. it happens. you know who i always get confused? ben and aretha franklin. which one had the kite? meanwhile, over at fox news, they don't know what to do. they have nothing to criticize yet. so they're focused on the idea that joe biden is not reaching across the aisle. is as if he should be. yesterday, maria bartiromo made in making this case, made what has to be the least self-aware statement of the year so far. >> you need to hear from the commander-in-chief to say stop the hate, stop the nonsense, stop the blacklisting, and stop doing what you're doing to trump allies. we'll see if he says it. >> jimmy: does she hear herself? [ laughter ]

joe biden, needs to stop the hate. who started it? this is the new narrative, and a lot of it, is coming from the trump sycophants who are angry that they now can't find a job. >> president biden has missed a historic opportunity to make good on his pledge to be a president for all americans and stand up and say the censorship and blacklisting must stop and we have to listen to and respect all view points in america but he's not done that. he has turned a blind eye it to it >> jimmy: i think that's what i miss most about trump, what a good listener he was. thank you, slug who turned into a boy and then turned halfway back into a slug. [ laughter ] we are now only a week away, from impeachment trial number two, for donald jennifer trump. according to "the new york times," five of trump's lawyers quit over the weekend, because he wanted them to go up there and make claims of voter fraud as part of his defense,

he reportedly wants his lawyers to make the case that he won the election. so this should be fun. unfortunately, it doesn't matter what trump's lawyers say, he is almost certain to be acquitted. republicans, in the senate, are in full lemming mode. most are trying to dodge the issue, by saying it's unconstitutional to impeach a president after he leaves office. but yesterday, two republican senators said they'll be fair jurors and listen to the evidence. ohio senator rob portman, said he'll keep an open mind. and louisiana senator bill cassidy, our old pal who pretended he supported health care, said this: >> i will wait to judge based upon the evidence presented. >>. >> jimmy: wait a minute, it was on tv. he created the crime on television, what evidence are you waiting for them to present? he did it on tv! he committed this crime on television! this whole trial could take 40 seconds. show the clip. okay, who votes to impeach? everyone? meeting adjourned. let's get some more vaccinations going. [ applause ] but the fear these politicians have of these crazies is, this is amazing, this is from cnn, anderson cooper sat down with a former qanon guy, which led to

what is probably the most bizarre apology in the history of cable news. >> he was a believer until june, 2019. >> did you at the time believe that democrat -- high-level democratis and celebrities were wo woreshipping satan and drinking the blood of children. >> anderson i thought you did that. i would like to apologize for that right now, i apologize for thinking you ate babies. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know it's cnn but how hilarious would it be if right at that moment, anderson cooper slowly lifted a baby sandwich into frame, and took a big bite of baby. funny, right? [ laughter ] it was "bachelor" night tonight. tonight, we witnessed the eagerly-anticipated end to queen victoria's reign. as bachelor matt, finally came to the realization that she is a monster. >> when you said ryan was a ho for being a dancer, i don't

think you know -- >> -- that was completely taken out of context. >> i'm just curious, like, what context would calling somebody a ho be acceptable to be taken? >> jimmy: it is a really good question. guillermo, in what context is it acceptable to call someone a ho? >> oh, never, never. >> jimmy: never, okay. all right. well this victoria is really something. she might have been the most unpleasant contestant in "bachelor" history. >> queen victoria is here. >> excuse me, princess, but the queen is here. >> the queen is for sure getting a rose tonight. >> i think my team is a bunch of queens and the other team is bunclday trying to fight either. we're like oil and vinegar. >> you're such a calculating, little bitch. >> who are these random ass [ bleep ] in the house. >> she's the dumbest ho i ever

met. >> so you're coming in as a back up some girls left. >> i'm the only one with [ bleep ] brain in this room. t. we've known that for weeks. >> i honestly feel so sorry for you that you would list tone hearst and not all the facts in the situation. so good-bye. >> he's not my king and i'm still a queen. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ha ha. you know, i know they want people like this in the house to mix it up. but victoria was too much. so much so that i have a theory. here it is. victoria, was an instigator. she was constantly stirring the pot. being mean, pitting women against each other. and that's because victoria was not really a contestant. victoria, was secretly one of the producers of the show. ♪ [ laughter ] think about it. and if i'm wrong about this, which i definitely am,

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] welcome back. tonight, chef chris bianco is with us. then, later, the album is called "sad hunk" music from bahamas and the teskey brothers. [ cheers and applause ] i like that album cover, this week, we've got new shows with matthew mcconaughey, magic johnson, jamie dornan, robin roberts, jenny slate, kathryn hahn, and we'll have music from rye, ash-neeko, and pentatonix. please join us for those shows. our first guest won a golden globe award for "house of cards," back when it was fun to watch crazy people in the white house. starting february 12th, you can see her fishing, chopping wood, and singing '80s music in her film directing debut "land." please welcome robin wright. hi robin. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi 1y.

jre on late i decided to get in bed because this is our new company land pajamas. we made them for the movie. it's an homage with the woods in the cabin, that's where the movie takes place. >> jimmy: i like those pajamas. for valentine's day i bought my wife a set of pajamas which now look the same as men's the same button and pants and she asked me seriously if it was bumming me out that she wears those all the time and i wasn't sure how to answer. >> well, what's the verdict? maybe i should send her a sexy pair of our pajamas. >> jimmy: or maybe i should wear those. >> i'm going to send you the really short mini night gown.

>> jimmy: that's more me. >> that's more you, yeah. >> jimmy: thank you. a babydoll type thing is what i like. hey, you got married since last i saw you, congratulations. [ applause ] it's been a while, i know you're not a newlywood any more, quarantine good or bad? >> it's great we're so compatible. my god, cow imagine. >> jimmy: i think a lot of people found out they weren't compatible. >> yeah. >> jimmy: when you spend most of the day out and only have four and half hours to fill each day you could figure with shows and maybe a board game maybe you could get through it but when you're together all the time that's a test. >> do you have any more board game suggestions because we've played them all. >> jimmy: scrabble is always a favorite for me and we're

working a little boggle into the mix as welg. the classic. your husband is a frenchman, how does he like los angeles living here? >> he loves living here. >> jimmy: he does? >> it's a dream come true. you kidding, miserable weather in france in the winter. they have such incredible taste, they do. he just cannot get over how bad drivers are in l.a. it just blows his mind. >> jimmy: really? >> he's like, i don't understand why are these people they don't put away, because they're the worst drivers. i was like you could make a ton of money if you became a ticket officer. >> jimmy: or a uber guy, who knows. is he a good driver comparative and does he count you among the

bad l.a. drivers. >> no maybe that's why he married me because i can actually drive. he's a very good driver. you have to be so good to get a license in france. >> jimmy: you have to be better? >> you have to be better. >> jimmy: really, why? what do they do? >> it's the most difficult test you've everen, all forget oh, my god, my dog would pass the test. >> jimmy: right, yeah, because we're americans we invented the car. we don't need to be tested. [ applause ] did we invent the car? whether we invented car or not, i'm claiming we invented the car. yeah the wright brothers that invented the car that flew, right. >> yeah yeah. >> jimmy: i want to talk about your movie for a moment. it's been immortalized in pajamas and it seems like the

perfect movie to make during a time of disease because you're in the wilderness with a couple people. don'th a waive but you were really in the wilderness in this one. >> we were living the movie we shot completely. >> jimmy: was that by design to get you in the mind frame, the mindset of this movie, or was it just a practical decision? >> when you have to make the executive decision should we build the cabin on a stage where we're going to have to have green screen, when that door opens that's going to be fake snow. >> jimmy: right. >> fake trees. or do you want to go 8,000 feet up, top of the mountain, with all of the elements and build the cabin in. we were like, let's -- let's do that. >> jimmy: how long were you at the top of that mountain? >> we shot the movie in 29 days. >> jimmy: and you were up there thetty mhole time.

the producer and i decided to stay in our trailers at base camp because it was such a long drive to and from the city every night. >> jimmy: there was a bear that visited your cabin in the movie. was that a real bear? >> the bear in the movie is not a real bear because it wasn't safe for that trained bear to be on that set because it was in the wild and we had wild bears running around the cabin. we had a mountain man and a bear whisperer the whole time we were there. >> jimmy: you're saying hollywood bears would get their asses kicked by real forest bears. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] which i never thought about, super interesting. where do you get a mountain man to train you? is that a linked in situation. how do you find a mountain man? fly around with a helicopter until you see something moving? >> when you see the guy just on

a mountain walking by himself from your drone shot that's, you just yell with a bullhorn. because they don't have cellphones or e-mail. you know. how do you get in touch with those guys 1y50 yeah, how -- those gu? 1y 1y50 we had our mountain man, he's coming to train you to train wood, we really need to move it to 4:00. we don't know how to get in touch with him. he lives off the grid. there's no changing the schedule. >> jimmy: that's kind of good in a way. although smoke signals could have done it. wow, there really are mountain men living in the mountains off the grid. >> oh, yeah, it was very matter of fact too. you say what would happen if i chopped the log and i missed. and hesaid, wl you'd your >> jimmy: ha ha ha. all right. >> and i laughed like you and he

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you, no phone. one might wonder how she came to be in this place, if she's hiding something. >> i understand your curiosity. i'm not running from anyone. i'm not hiding. i'm not a criminal. i'm here because i choose to be. >> jimmy: welcome back. chef chris bianco and music from bahamas is coming up. that's a movie he starred and directed called "land" is the reason you starred in it because no one wanted to live on the mountain for 29 days. >> a little part of that is true, jimmy, gotta say. >> jimmy: do you feel like after making this movie that you would be in a better position when the apocalypse comes? like do you feel you really picked anything up from the mountain man or from the plot of the movie itself? >> yes, completely. i'm ready for the apocalypse.

>> jimmy: you learned to trap. you learned to hunt. i never thought about trapping being a winter thing and hunting being non-winter thing. it makes sense. you don't want to be out there in the freezing cold. you have to let the creatures come to the thing. you learned thing, well your character learned, was it, or was it? >> i'm going to pass you the mountain man's number, it's a hard line. >> jimmy: you guys also had a very funny, light moment, you sang the song "everybody wants to rule the world" by tears for fears. in a movie like that, how do you pick that song? >> we had to choose from two or three because we only had so many cents to buy the song. >> jimmy: g you. >> we w couple 80'sut that s pe.

welcome to your world. yeah, welcome to it, here we are. >> jimmy: don't they say "turn your back only mother nature" which is kind of opposite. >> i was hoping because of damon's accent he would swallow that a little bit so no one could understand it. >> jimmy: well you were the director and could get him to do that if you wanted. i don't know if a lot of people know a lot about 80's music but i was not aware you were part of one of the most unusual 80's music videos i've ever seen. ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: not mr. right, for

sure. ha ha. that was the band's name was combo nation. >> combo-nation, yes. >> jimmy: how did you get that sweet gig? >> i used to clean the band members house. >> jimmy: really? wow. >> i was saving money so i could go to europe when i graduated high school. he's like, hey, you want to be in a groovy music video. i was like, yeah. >> jimmy: let's take another look at that music video. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: ha ha ha. ♪

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music from bahamas is on the way. every year, thousands of pizza connoisseurs make a pilgrimage to phoenix, to visit the legendary pizzeria bianco. now, thanks to goldbelly.com you can get it sent to you. please say hello to chef chris bianco. [ cheers and applause ] >> what's happening, i feel so naked, no mask, no gloves. it's just me and you, no one else is here. >> jimmy: you're already covered with flour very realistic. where are you now. >> we're in a bakery shop in central phoenix and clear closed on monday night so this is perfect. >> jimmy: nice. show us some sandwiched. >> we got couple things, like, some provolone, roasted peppers. >> beautiful. >> and we did like a foccaccia

bread and some tomatoes if anyone cares. >> jimmy: everyone cares. people like to eat. >> nah nah is y1y50 . >> jimmy: tell us about what's going on in phoenix. i know you've been hit hard like everyone in the country. >> i'll tell you, jimmy, i'd be remiss if i didn't -- you know, i'm blessed to have a platform, friends to talk to, but so many restaurants in our community here in phoenix and around the world is that that are just at wit's end. >> jimmy: there's legislation, it's called the restaurant act. it stands for real economic support that acknowledges unique of restaurant assistance. i hope the act is better than the title they gave it. is that going to help. >> 100% of nothing is nothing

but this is something. i think the thing about that is it's grants. it's not loans. we have millions in our industry that is out of work. our industry is the second largest employer in the u.s. the restaurant industry. like me and you were talking, we're going to make pizza and talk about some things but it's more if we don't create dialogue and understand with people on our main streets and neighborhoods need, we can only do that from i think talking about it. that's what we're doing here tonight and i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] you've done so much for restaurants. >> jimmy: a lot of restaurants are getting creative. you've gotten creative. for many years i said, chris, you should sell frozen pizzas, which was selfish because i wanted them in my house and didn't even have a freezer when we met. >> just for italian ice.

but i think it's funny what happens, i think, one thing about our industry, you know, we do what we gotta do. people are in trouble we show up with our hibachi's do whatever we can to help. so being on the other side of that is unknown territory for us. so if it's frozen pizzas, getting creative, selling things, making products, so guys around the country inspire me every day. there's a lot of love from everybody out there. >> goldbelly has a lot of the best food from the best cities where you grew up. order something from new york, or chicago, italian beef sandwich. you can get chris's pizza. show us how you make the pizza.

>> this somewhat we'll do. we'll talk about pizza. keep us company. today we're going to make a sunny boy. we get orders online and they're great. >> jimmy: sonny boy is named after your dad. >> it's named after my dad in the sense it was his famous pizza and he was a junior and his nickname was sonny and he hates that name so being the precocious child i was i thought what would be funnier than tormenting him with his favorite pizza, love you dad. >> jimmy: it is his favorite. so what are we putting on the sonny boy. >> super simple, crush a little organic tomatoes that we grow and we're going to lay it on a little bit. sometimes there's recipes out, we have a book out, put as much

as you like. you know. when you're making pizza you're putting things where they're not, so, right now there's no sauce, right now we're putting some sauce and i got as much as i like. jimmy, that's good. 1y50 i know you don't go crazy with the toppings, you try to be sparing with the toppings otherwise it doesn't cook right. >> i'd say less is more, less is not enough. so using that is like, you know, the other one is, you probably heard 98 times is best anything is anything you like best. if you like something use more. it makes sense to you, you know, if you don't like it. like this one, my kids, you know, throw it at me. >> kids don't like it didn't your kids go to chuck e cheese and love it. >> it was their favorite pizza. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ah, whatever.

they hurt me, they hurt me. >> jimmy: yeah. >> talking about it helps. [ laughter ] oklahoma. so i put some extra special tomato sauce going to tear on some mozzarella. >> all right, i got to put my tomatoes on here. >> all right put your tomatoes on. that's good. that's nice jimmy. look at that. that's the thing about those. i think sometimes people with tomato sauce, like, you know, sometimes people use it straight from the can. we just take it and crush it, add a little extra virgin olive oil. that's it, really. so, some nice italian some olives. i wrote ten but this isn't biblical. put as many as you like, jimmy.

>> jimmy: i like ten. >> all right, good. then we're in good shape. and so then, one of your best friends, just try oregano, italian or greek oregano, it's one of the great underrated things of our town, you activate it, give it a pinch at the end the all of the essential oils are floating around. it's a beautiful thing. >> jimmy: i like to put it behind my ears. a little bit of parm or no. >> yeah i put that on when i was yapping it up. >> jimmy: now guillermo showed up because he's hungry. >> hi chris, how are you. >> love you buddy. >> jimmy: if people order now they can get your pizzas on goldbelly for the super bowl which would be nice way to celebrate alone by yourself. we're going to put this pizza in

the oven and guillermo, we're going to pull this pizza out of the oven. isn't that beautiful. [ applause ] look at how beautiful it is. >> a beautiful thing 1y50 . >> jimmy: should we top it with olive oil. >> i think it's nice especially with conventional pizzas it can dry out and olive oil is nice. this is one i made. >> jimmy: best part is you can feed it to your kids there you go guillermo. >> wow. >> jimmy: wow. to get america's most iconic foods delivered straight to your door, go to goldbelly.com. thank you, chris, the pizza is the best. we'll be back the bahamas. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ was it going on behind my back on second thought don't tell me that ♪ ♪ i don't need to know all the facts i just need to know what is the price ♪ ♪ for doing well should i feel bad 'cause i can't tell i felt guilty there ♪ ♪ for a spell now i need to know am i wasting my time is there some trick ♪ ♪ to being happy most days i'm feeling like a half me

and feel that life ♪ ♪ is moving past me i only told you 'cause you asked me what is the story ♪ ♪ of the hour one man's privilege and his power ♪ ♪ how it turns a sweet love oh so sour still i need to know ♪ ♪ if i'm wasting my time ♪ ♪ is there some trick ♪ ♪ ♪ to being happy most days i'm feeling like a half me and feel that life ♪ ♪ is moving past me

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