>> i hope it comes back soon. thanks for watching. >> for all of us here, appreciate your time. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, kevin james. kat dennings. and music from mammoth wvh. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you. thanks for watching and thanks for joining us after day three of trumpeachment number two. it's kind of like “the empire strikes back.” we already know how it ends, but we're watching it anyway. democrats could produce a video of trump looking straight into camera saying “i, donald trump, hereby incite the insurrection of violence" and most of the republican senators would still be like, where's the proof? we didn't see the proof. in order to win a conviction, democrats have to flip a lot of senators.

let's break it down. put all the republican senators on the wall. we'll start by assuming that all six republicans who voted that the trial was constitutional will vote to impeach. it's not likely, but let's assume that. romney, toomey, collins, cassidy, murkowski, and sasse go that way, put them on the side. now we know that most of these people are scared that if they vote to convict, a big chunk of their voters back home will turn on them. they saw what the mob did to mike pence. they're worried they'll get primaried and lose their seats. so let's remove anyone up for re-election in 2022. let's also remove anyone who's up for re-election in 2024, all right? now let's get rid of the senators who voted to overturn the election. we know there's not a chance they'll do the right thing. and we'll also say goodbye to lindsey graham because -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] his secrets are apparently too dark to overcome. that leaves three senators who say they plan to retire at the end of their terms,

12 republicans who won't be up for re-election until 2026, and the 6 who voted yea on day one. this is the group that can make a difference right here. they have the power. most of them are lost causes. tom cotton, bill hagerty, they would eat the hair out of donald trump's shower drain. [ laughter ] but a few of them, who knows? maybe three ghosts will visit them in the middle of the night tonight. so if you see one of your senators here, if you live in that state, maybe give them a call, an email or a tweet, tell them what you think. here's the thing. if americans cared as much about america as we do about britney spears, this would be a really great place to live. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, come on. if spike lee stood outside and encouraged people to storm the capitol, he'd be in prison right now, okay? the democrats made an excellent case. so much so, trump's lawyers are now only planning to use three of the 16 hours they're allotted to rebut. maybe they realized he's only

planning to pay them for three of the hours. [ laughter ] one of trump's lawyers left during the middle of the hearing today, left to go do an interview with fox news. o.j. must be laughing his ass off. [ laughter ] fox news is obviously aware of how rock solid and damaging the case against trump is, so they made the decision to stop covering the whole thing. instead, they're turning the faux outrage button up to 11 to try to scream this away. >> this is political theater that will go nowhere. >> i think most republicans found the presentation by the house managers offensive. >> it became very redundant too. it was like the same thing, the same person. >> we have a rogue impeachment. >> impeachment? >> a rogue house. >> the whole thing is ridiculous. >> a rogue senate. >> they are literally impeaching a president who isn't even the president anymore. >> a role trying. >> they're yelling a the someone who's already left the room. >> they're all excited to be able to grandstand. >> this is a kangaroo proceeding.

>> all this lawyer talk is baloney. >> people are entitled to be idiots. the whole then is just political. >> emotional, political theater. >> more political theater. >> political theater. >> political theater. >> the sham impeachment part deux is unconstitutional. >> the whole thing is a sham. >> we should take crime tape and wrap it around the whole damn capitol building. >> it's a nothing burger. >> jimmy: yeah. it's more like a whopper, a double whopper with a biggy size fries. [ applause ] trump's argument is basically, yes, maybe i did shout "fire" in a crowded theater, but the people trampling each other were acting on their own! and these people who acted on their own, i wonder if you can use stupidity as a defense? you can plead insanity, why not? these dopes, not only do they believe this orange imbecile, not only did they break the law violently forcing their way into a federal building, many if not most of them posted pictures of themselves at the scene of the crime! >> top supporters who had broken into the capitol were taking

selfies, streaming live videos, and posing. in fact, they wanted the president to know, this is me. in fact, you can see the person wrote on his own posting "this is me." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they should print that out and hang it on the wall of his cell. and it's not just a small handful of nuts. 18% of americans who have heard of qanon believe its claims are at least somewhat accurate. and that number would be a lot higher if the jews weren't eliminating the ones who know the truth with their space laser. [ laughter ] [ applause ] 18%. almost 1 in 5 americans thinks anderson cooper eats toddler lasagna. [ laughter ] that's like if you saw five pigeons on the street. four of them are normal, but then there is this one. who's staring deeply into his ipad, waiting for word from the

land of fakebelieve. that's q right there. [ applause ] the new theory going around the q morning zoo is that trump will be re-inaugurated on march 4th, which is the date they used to inaugurate presidents in the old days. that's the crazy part. the funny part is the trump hotel in washington raised their prices for that day. [ laughter ] for real. this man, he will miss no opportunity to fleece the sheep who believe in him. he can't help himself! it's like he thinks they're an atm. by the way, if q had any sense of humor he would have made that date april 1st. [ laughter ] i bet none of them would have gotten it. [ applause ] guillermo, are you ready for valentine's day? >> guillermo: i'm ready. >> jimmy: in what way? >> guillermo: i ordered flowers for my wife and i'm going to make her breakfast on sunday. >> jimmy: very good. my wife and i are doing something, we're having a romantic weekend in the garage. [ laughter ] there are only three more days until you drive frantically to rite-aid to see if they have any heart-shaped balloons left. but if you're looking to spend a

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at the drugstore. this valentine's day, get a naughty gift for that special gadget in your life. verizon's secret. >> you're the only one who loves me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. let me tell you something. i just want to -- who knew craig fink ankle, one of our producers, was such a talented actor? [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. craig, stand up. [ cheers and applause ] we would throw flowers at you right now, but they're like 9 bucks apiece. [ laughter ] since we are about to embark on a weekend of love, we went out onto the street here in l.a. to ask couples about their relationships. and because everyone we talked to was wearing a mask, we were able to swap voices from one mouth to the other in a special

valentine's day edition of “masking questions.” >> what are some of your biggest turn-ons? >> all right, so right now i'm pretty easy. like, you know, like when you're pregnant, you want to have sex more? like that's a thing. >> let me ask you this. mckenzie, what are some of your turn-ons? >> anything that accentuates the butt is a big one for me. i don't know, it's like a cave man button. anything that accentuates the butt does it for me. >> what is your go-to mood for paige? >> i'll put on something cute, something sexy, probably. and then, you know, make sure my nails are done. >> what are some of your turn-ons, page? >> my turn-ons are, you know, soft voice. you know, a little leg showing. stuff like that. >> what are some no-noes in the bedroom? >> as a brazilian, anything goes. >> what are some no-noes for you

in the bedroom? >> i'm not taking my clothes off. that's a no-no. >> who is your hall pass? >> i would have -- i'll have to go with the holly to the berry. holly berry, you know. >> who is your celebrity crush, your hall pass, your one freebie? >> i would say morris chestnut. >> jocelyn, any no-nos in the bedroom? >> i can't put it in the butt. >> nathan, any no-noes in the bedroom? >> the butt. >> marcos, how do you get kristin in the mood, how do you seduce her? >> you know, i have some little outfits that i like to put on. >> kristin, how do you get marco in the mood? >> eh -- it depends by the season. but usually start with the nice thing and a glass of wine. >> marco, who is your celebrity crush? your hall pass? >> leonardo dicaprio. >> what do you like about him? >> it starts from the head and goes to the toes. honestly, all of it.

>> kristin, who is your freebie? >> i start with pamela anderson, i guess, yes. i'm 81, from the old-school, i would say, yes. i like very much the breast. for sure the eyes. >> what would be a great valentine's day for you? >> a great valentine's? sleep, some wine and sleep. >> what about you? >> yeah, turn it up, some candy, steak, and lobster. there it is. >> what's the secret to a good relationship? >> yeah, i mean, to be very honest, just shut the [ bleep ] up. and shut the [ bleep ] up. >> that's your answer? >> yeah, i mean, not too much talking, just shut the [ bleep ] up. >> oh my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well. maybe he should have taken his own advice. all right. and one more thing before we forge ahead. it's thursday night, which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it's “this week in unnecessary

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, welcome back to the show. tonight from “wandavision” on disney plus, kat dennings is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then, later a band led by wolfgang van halen. their self-titled album comes out in june. making their television debut with a song about his dad, mammoth wvh. [ cheers and applause ] next week on the show our guests will include jodie foster, kate

hudson, jason bateman, bette midler, kelly marie tran, rosamund pike, eiza gonzalez. we'll have music from florida georgia line, nav featuring gunna, black pumas, and evanescence so please join us for that. our first guest is a very funny man you know from many beloved movies and shows. his new one is called “the crew,” it premieres monday on netflix. please welcome kevin james. [ cheers and applause ] hi, kevin, hi, jimmy? >> jimmy: how's it going? >> doing great, how are you? >> jimmy: doing good. i haven't seen you in a very long time, it's been quite a while, right? >> jimmy: it's been a really long time. you got a new hat since i last saw you? [ laughter ] >> i did, i did. it's the only one too, by the way. >> jimmy: you're in long island right now? >> no, now in florida right now. the snowstorm, i'm hanging down here a little bit. >> jimmy: i gotcha. how's it been going long down-wise? it's nice to avoid the snow but

have you been -- are you okay? you seem like a gregarious guy who might not love staying indoors. >> i didn't love it in the beginning but i said, i'm going to make something of this, i'm going to be the one guy who comes out of quarantine better than i went in. that was very important to me. for a while. [ laughter ] then i -- i -- i rocketed up like 30 pounds. [ laughter ] it got away from me. i couldn't. it was -- it was so brutal. so i just started using the lockdown to my advantage, you know. i would start looking at things and saying, how can we benefit from this? then i would say, well, there are things that you can't do. like i told everybody, i want to go to the gym, but it felt like it was too risky. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh-huh. i have the same feeling. >> right? >> jimmy: it's very -- yeah, very selfless of you, really. [ laughter ] some would call you a hero. >> some.

you know. but i didn't want to -- i didn't want to infect anybody else. also worked to my advantage with who is in our bubble, you know. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. who is in your bubble? >> well, the pizza delivery, that guy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's part of the bubble. >> he became my wife's -- >> jimmy: what's his name? >> his name is leroy. >> jimmy: leroy, okay. >> he's the best, he's the best guy. he honestly is. italian guy. he's amazing. he's just fantastic. >> jimmy: and who else is in the bubble with you? >> we got a few people in the bubble. the cable repair guy's in the bubble. [ laughter ] he's allowed. white friends are not allowed in the bubble. [ laughter ] we just established it early. it wasn't me, just how it worked out. >> jimmy: kevin, when is the last time you wore clothing that needed to be dry cleaned? >> yeah, that's -- that's how you judge it every day, right? you go, okay, is this stain going to be seen on a zoom call?

you know? you just position yourself. it was pretty bad. especially in quarantine. because i -- i just -- you just struggle for comfort. you know, i was wearing bike shorts all around the house. [ laughter ] that's all i would wear. they're comfortable to me. that evolved into sports underwear. [ laughter ] i would just wear sports underwear around. then we were like in half lockdown where it was not always locked down, so you could go out a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i would totally forget. i'd be at lowe's shopping in my sports -- in my underwear, basically. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think that's allowed now. i think you can. particularly lowe's is where they're allowing that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you like a guy who will go on amazon or whatever and buy a bunch of stuff? >> that's -- i do. and that was the one day i would look forward to, when they -- that was like the ice cream man coming. that was the one day i would run out -- if they played music, they didn't even have to stop at the house, i'd chase them down.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: what kind of stuff do you buy, are you looking for? is there -- just anything? or specific stuff? >> it is, it's just -- well, it's -- they're not big things, you know. you know, that's the other thing too, with amazon. successful as they are, they really need to work on their package-to-item ratio. >> jimmy: yes. >> every time i get a toothbrush, the kids get a new fort. [ laughter ] mass box things. they go through stuff. >> jimmy: yeah, it's like the employees are going, well, it's not my problem. >> right. that's the other thing too. they got so busy that -- i think they ran out of trucks with amazon. and they would have guys -- i don't know if you ever got -- did you get delivery from the guy in the honda accord? [ laughter ] bringing it from inside the trunk? >> jimmy: yes, it's a weird thing, right? >> it's very weird. >> jimmy: you think they're coming to take something, and they're actually there to give you something. >> yes. i'm standing back waiting for

him. he pops the trunk, he moves a rusty towel, a tire iron. [ laughter ] and there's my mouthwash. >> jimmy: what are your plans for valentine's day? are you going to do anything? >> no. >> jimmy: no. >> no, i don't -- i established it early on. i don't want to tell everybody because people will start doing it. i avoid craziness of valentine's day, i always take my wife out on the 15th. >> jimmy: oh. >> i always go the day after. reservations, no problem. you get in, it's not that crowded. you go wherever you want. we've done this for many, many years because that's the romantic i am. >> jimmy: that is a very bright idea. because you do it beforehand, you're still going to run into valentine's traffic. but once valentine's day hits, it's over, right? >> it's done. it's a ghost town. and you can, yeah, you get what you want, it's great. >> jimmy: i like that a lot. you are -- >> don't do it, though. don't do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'll spearhead it on the west coast here. tell me about this youtube

channel you have. because it's super popular. and you've got some very funny stuff on there. i want to show one of the things you do. you do this character, the sound guy, right? >> oh, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: the idea is you are the sound guy on famous movies. let's take a look at one of these. >> contractor, grand central station, take 1. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! no, no, sir. it's all right, just trying to get some wild sound. >> what the hell you doing out here, fred? >> trying to get sound, will, just wild sound -- >> what the hell -- >> i've got to start from scratch, start over. >> no! >> yes. >> no! >> yes. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i would watch a whole movie like that. >> yeah. it was -- guys i was quarantined with, the kanin family -- >> jimmy: wait a minute, you were quarantined with a family? >> yes. >> jimmy: that wasn't your own?

>> it was not my own. the kanins, the greatest family, such a sweet family. we just started this youtube channel right before lockdown. then they stayed with me during lockdown. and we just created these short films and came up with that one. >> jimmy: how many people are in the family? >> i still don't know. [ laughter ] i swear i don't know. there's so many of them. each day there's a new one, younger than the next. >> jimmy: are we talking about -- like is grandma there with them? how extended is it? >> no. it was -- not in the lockdown. the lockdown, i had about eight, you know. >> jimmy: eight! >> yes. yes. >> jimmy: an eight-member family is working together? >> yes. and they're amazing. oh, they're amazing how they work together. they're just very sweet to each other. i couldn't believe it. because, you know. one's like the director, one edits, one does the lighting, the cinematography -- it's crazy how they work together. >> jimmy: where did they stay? >> well, they were at a -- like a -- an airbnb right near my house. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and then they were just --

would kind of stay at my house. when lockdown got really bad, we had rules, you can't go anywhere, this and that. so pizza came -- they basically just lived with me and i used them for everything. honestly, i would just work into the shorts. you know what would make this sketch better? if the paint on the house was a little different color? [ laughter and applause. >> jimmy: have they gone? are they still with you? >> i think some are -- if i check my house, i think some are still here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who is your favorite member of the kanin family? >> gosh, i think it would be pat. pat's crazy, a big drinker, a big eater, he's a big -- he's a wild guy. he doesn't care. walks around, no shoes everywhere. he's one of those guys. crazy head of hair. just a nut, nutbag. >> jimmy: kevin, there is really a kanin family, or do you have a lot of imaginary friends? >> i'm hoping they're not in my head. [ laughter ] i think i spent quarantine with a kanif family, otherwise i'm

going crazy. >> jimmy: well, i think it could be either, easily. when we come back, we'll look at a clip from kevin's new show "the crew" on netflix. kevin james is with us, be right back! >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by ftd. the modern florist collective. kinder bueno? woooooow. it's crispy. it's creamy. it's not your average chocolate bar. smooth milk chocolate, crispy wafer and creamy hazelnut filling.

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we're a team. just because he's behind the wheel, you can't pin this on him. debris on the track, took out two tires. >> richmond?

>> richmond wasn't his fault. in his defense, he saw a cloud that looked like abraham lincoln. i mean, it was -- yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is kevin james in "the crew." it premieres monday on netflix. who's your costar there who did this? >> oh, freddie stroma, atmosphere he's great. >> jimmy: did he surprise you with the hat there? >> he did, i almost broke there. >> jimmy: i could see that. >> such an idiot. >> jimmy: you play the crew chief for a nascar team. are you a nascar fan? >> growing up, i loved richard petty. but i never knew much about -- beyond that, i didn't know much about it. i watched on it wide world of sports, then long island kid, you're not exposed to nascar. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> me and sandler did press for a couple movies. we did the "gentlemen, start your engines" at a couple of these. >> jimmy: i was thinking about that. you and adam. i think -- many believe you were responsible for the greatest

"gentlemen, start your engines" of all time. ♪ ahh ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ ♪ oh yeah ♪ engines! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: lesser men would not have survived that. >> almost went down, by the way, got tangled up in the mic cord. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so kevin, since you're playing a crew chief, i thought it might be fun to test your knowledge of automobile parts. >> oh, i'm very good now. >> jimmy: you are? okay, good. >> yes. now i am. >> jimmy: all right, good, all right. okay, here we go. we gave this a great title, too.

it's called "name that part!" >> wow. exciting. >> jimmy: all right, kevin? >> yeah? >> jimmy: name this part. >> okay, that's -- that's clearly an exhaust panel -- it's -- it's actually the -- the cyndilator between the exhaust and the pipe -- >> jimmy: kevin, this is a muffler. >> yeah, that's what i said, exhaust. exhaust muffler. >> jimmy: i thought i was starting off easy. here we go. the next part is -- name that part. >> that's it, that's a drive shaft, yeah. >> jimmy: you know what? it's a cam shaft, but that was close enough, i think we give kevin credit for that. [ cheers and applause ] >> by the way, sometimes the people in the west, they call it cam. the others call it drive. >> jimmy: oh, it's a regional thing. >> yes. >> jimmy: all right. kevin james, name that part.

>> that's a -- it's obviously a shock absorber. you know that. but it's also a -- yeah, it's a hydraulic. the hydraulic -- hydraulic -- a hydraulic base. >> jimmy: you know, it's kind of like a shock absorber. it is a strut. but we're going to give you credit for that as well, kevin. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. you're doing great so far. i should have got a tetanus shot. okay, here we go. >> okay, see, the first part had a baby, and this is the baby one. this is the baby size. [ laughter ] that's all it is, just its little baby. it's the same thing. that's actually -- it's part of a muffler that goes to the caminator. >> jimmy: this one sounds more complicated than it looks, this is a catalytic krerter. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: so you do not get credit for that. >> whoa, whoa -- >>. >> jimmy: all right? >> i thought it converted from a muffler. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, look at

this sculpture. >> that is a saxophone. [ laughter ] good question, good question. >> jimmy: that is either -- you can call it a header or an exhaust manifold. >> okay. i'll call it either. >> jimmy: all right. and finally, oh my goodness, one more. name this part. >> that's a spindle drive. spindle drive with a side component. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is actually a cow milking cluster. [ laughter ] >> oh, man. that was the trick one. >> jimmy: yeah. guillermo, take off your shirt, we'll show kevin how it works. >> guillermo: no, no, no. >> jimmy: kevin, you know what, it doesn't matter ur, you're an actor, you don't have to do anything on the track. >> i don't, i don't. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. "the crew" premieres monday on netflix. kevin james, everybody. >> thanks, guys! >> jimmy: we'll be back with kat dennings.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. we have music from mammoth wvh on the way. after eight thorless years, our next guest returned to the mcu in the show "the wandavision," which you can see fridays on disney plus. please welcome kat dennings.

hello, kat. >> hello! so nice to see you, how are you? >> jimmy: doing pretty good, how are you? >> good, just in my house. >> jimmy: here in l.a., i assume? >> yes. >> jimmy: where are you from originally? >> i'm from pennsylvania originally. >> jimmy: pennsylvania. what part of pennsylvania? >> well, a wooded area that was much more wooded when i was there, but -- it's called winwood, for anyone in the know. very exciting. >> jimmy: what happened, when you left they got angry and chopped down all the trees? >> it was just -- it was a beautiful -- it was more like wooded and there was a horse farm nearby. i actually lived in a very old, very old house that was built in 1694. >> jimmy: 1694? we had houses here in 1694? [ laughter ] >> not here we did. >> jimmy: weren't there dinosaurs in 1694? [ laughter ] >> yeah, it was -- it was an old -- it was like the first house in the township. so it had, like, a plaque on it.

it was a historical, like, landmark. >> jimmy: wow, wow. that's pretty cool. my house growing up in vegas was a crack house for a little while. [ laughter ] >> did it have a plaque? >> jimmy: just crack, no plaque. [ laughter ] >> okay, that's almost as good. >> jimmy: wow, it had a plaque on it. would strangers come and want to take pictures and stuff like that? >> actually, the historical society would do tours through our home. and sometimes like a little car filled with sweet old ladies would roll up, and like they'd all get out like little booklets and walk past me eating my corn flakes in the kitchen with my jansport backpack. when we lived there, they would just walk through as if it were a museum, you know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but it was our family house. >> jimmy: is that kind of the deal when you buy a house that's like -- i assume some sort of historical landmark, you have to agree to let old ladies in there

sometimes? >> i think my mom just loved that part of it. >> jimmy: oh. >> she loves that stuff. when you buy something with a plaque on it, apparently, you can't really change anything about it. >> jimmy: right. >> you can't knock any walls down or do anything. she was into this and kept it nice and pristine. >> jimmy: was everything tiny? because people were smaller back then. i guess you were smaller back then. >> i was a tiny person, yes. i couldn't tell you. but there were dangerous winding staircases that, you know, seemed not to code. >> jimmy: not to code, yeah. there were ghosts or anything? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh there were ghosts? >> a haunted house. it was haunted as hell. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you ever see one? >> um -- well, remember i'm 7. 7 to 15 is when i lived there, basically. so yeah, i saw some stuff. there were some intense experiences there. you know, the classic stuff.

like lights going on and off. >> jimmy: right. >> things kind of going missing and showing up weird places. and the cold. and i did see some -- i don't want to seem like an insane person on television right now. >> jimmy: right. [ laughter ] well, you don't seem insane, because when a house is built in 1694, it could be that your electrical panels were very old, and maybe it was heated by coal or something like that. so -- >> yeah, there was a leak. >> jimmy: yeah. have you been back there since you grew up there? >> you know, i haven't. but my brother has. because this house is now an airbnb. >> jimmy: really, a historical airbnb? >> isn't that insane? we were both, whoever goes back first, we've got to stay there, you him to? he took his wife, my wonderful sister-in-law, to show her our childhood home. he thought it would be sweet and cool. they stayed in my room. i also lived in the attic.

really adding to the whole picture of this. but they were so creeped out that they left like under cover of night. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? they were creeped out by your -- because of the spirits? or just -- >> they just felt weird. yeah. i can't really -- you know, maybe the spirits were mad, they were like, oh, you're back. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> i don't know. but i was -- i'm dying to see it -- i feel this is a perfect setup for a horror movie. >> jimmy: yeah, "homecoming," yes. [ laughter ] >> let's produce it together. >> jimmy: yeah, no, hey, listen. i'm ready to do it. we can make it part of the mcu, the marvel universe. >> perfect. >> jimmy: by the way, did you know -- like do you know that your marvel character, who we first saw in "thor," one day was going to come back? or were you totally surprised to find out? >> totally surprised. i got cold called by marvel, and i was just like, of course, whatever you want, i'll do it.

i didn't know what it was. i knew these disney plus shows were coming out. i didn't know which one this could be. so i was a little bit surprised because my character had no contact with anyone in the "wandavision" world. >> jimmy: yeah. and so -- i know, you know -- obviously there's an answer to this question, you can't give it. but did you know that -- i mean, do you know where that character is headed? >> my character? >> jimmy: yes. >> i only know what i shot. >> jimmy: you only know what you shot. you don't have -- >> yes. >> jimmy: -- any legal language that would lead you to believe that something else is going to happen? >> no. should i? now i'm worried. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know. i don't know, but we'll -- >> what do you know, jimmy? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm just seeing, you know -- because you know how crazy everybody -- were you surprised how like -- oh, when quicksilver came to the house. were you surprised at how much

goes into -- how people like really pull that apart and how much they know about this world? because it was not the one from the marvel, it was the one from the fox x-men, and that leads people to believe that all of these x-men characters are coming together for future movies. >> i'm the last person to know anything. even if i were being cool and mysterious, i still wouldn't even know how to crack open any of these theories. i still don't understand exactly what's going on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> which is for the best, honestly. people went nuts. i remember, you know -- obviously that was like a massive surprise. and i knew -- i mean, they kept it from me a little bit as well. i wasn't sure what was going on while we were shooting and they would, you know -- they cloaked him in a -- you know in things so no one could take like a drone shot of him getting out of a van or whatever it was. a big secret.

they pulled it off. i mean everyone was shocked. >> jimmy: can i tell you something? i saw behind you, walking behind you, it seeped like a ghostly figure dressed as paul revere -- >> stop! [ laughter ] i don't need this. don't, don't do this to me right now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, it's great to see you. new episodes of "wandavision" are fridays on disney plus. kat dennings, everybody! thanks, kat. >> thanks! >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. ♪ya, i got balencies in the bathroom.♪ ♪i used to be feening for 'em, dreaming♪ ♪in the classroom.♪ ♪four years later, and my racks blue.♪ ♪and my whole team is seeing green like♪ ♪"yo, she acts too!"♪ ♪and the whole world is conversating 'bout♪ ♪your waistline.♪ ♪and mental health days make you guilty, 'cause♪ ♪you waist time.♪ ♪got a story but i don't know how to pace it.♪

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♪ ♪ i'm so happy you've found a place that's better for you than this rock ♪ ♪ we're living on i'm so nervous don't know my place a life without you ♪ ♪ i'm not ready to move on no matter what the distance is i will be with you no matter what the distance ♪ ♪ is you'll be okay so ♪

♪ ♪ i'm so tired can't see your face my memory of you ♪ ♪ slowly fades when i go on i'm still cryin' don't want this place a world without you ♪ ♪ i don't think i'll ever move on no matter what the distance is ♪ ♪ i will be with you no matter what the distance is i will be with you ♪ ♪ no matter what the distance is

i will be with you no matter what ♪ ♪ the distance is you'll be okay no matter what the distance is ♪ ♪ i will be with you no matter what the distance is i will be with you ♪ ♪ no matter what the distance is i will be with you no matter what ♪ ♪ the distance is you'll be okay oh yeah ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ no matter what the distance is ♪ ♪ i will be with you

no matter what the distance is you'll be okay ♪ ♪ no matter what the distance is i will be with you no matter what ♪ ♪ the distance is you'll be okay oh yeah ♪ ♪ no matter what the distance is ♪ ♪ you'll be okay ♪ ♪ no matter what no matter what the distance is you'll be okay ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm so happy you've found a place ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to kevin james, kat dennings, and mammoth wvh, apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. “nightline” is next. so lay your head down on that mypillow and take it in. goodnight.

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