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thank you so much for watching. >> from all of us here, we >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- hugh grant -- teyonah parris -- and music from passenger. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wow, hi, everyone, thank you. thanks. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. we are happy you are with us. mondays, am i right guillermo? >> that's right, jimmy. >> jimmy: i hate to say it because i know the weather has been very bad in a lot of places, but we had a beautiful weekend. even today, it was sunny and 83 degrees. in houston, one week ago, the high was 23 degrees. today it was 71. none of it makes any sense. and as if the weather isn't crazy enough, now there are big metal circles falling from the sky. watch this. >> jimmy: this happened on saturday, just outside of denver.
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it started raining plane parts. debris from a united flight to hawaii. listen here to the family. >> why don't we get going because these things are just falling. >> it's just dropping pieces. >> yeah i think we should go. >> yeah, let's go. >> jimmy: very good idea. one of the plane's engines caught fire, and bits of boeing were going everywhere. this landed on someone's lawn. the plane's -- diaphragm? i guess, i don't [ laughter ] miraculously, no one was injured. the plane returned to the airport and landed safely. you know, usually when someone is forced to return that quickly on a flight, it's because they got busted going to cancun while their constituents were freezing to death. that story just keeps getting funnier. ted cruz is doing damage control, after his estupido trip to mexico.
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he lent a helping hoof to those in need this weekend, and, of course, posted about it. there he is, loading a 12-pack of water into a car that is parked in, what appears to be an almost-totally empty parking lot. like many of ted cruz's attempts to mimic human behavior, this was ted on arrival. here we see him reaching out tenderly. only ted cruz would think he can repair his image by touching a maskless constituent two days after getting off an international flight. senor fraud, also invited cameras to shoot him helping to remove carpet from a house that suffered water damage. there he is, blob villa. at work.d? i like the belt too, strong. i -- you know what, i know he didn't get to enjoy cancun. but he did get the next best thing. some clever houstonians hired a mariachi band to play outside his house.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ i would gladly chip in to keep them playing there until spring. i wonder what it was like when his wife and daughters got home saturday? originally they were supposed to come home saturday and of course his trip got cut short but they stayed. i wonder -- "how was the vacation? you have fun?" i was in a parking lot pretending to pass out dasani bottles. [ laughter ] right now, some of the members of trump incorporated are looking to point the finger of blame for the mess in texas. turns out, this never would have happened if president daddy was in charge. >> i think every single day biden makes people miss donald trump more when you see these policies that are literally destroying jobs, destroying industries, causing texas to freeze, that are cutting off our power to our energy grids. >> wait a minute, joe biden has been a president for a month, he's already cutting power to
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the energy grids? and then tweedle dee weighed in with his version of "thoughts." >> where is the outrage about what's going on in texas, joe biden is not there, you know who would have been there? donald trump. >> that's right, he would have been there, throwing rolls of paper towels as far as the eye can see. these poor guys. i guess they don't have anything to talk about, to complain about. but shout-out to greg kelly of newsmax, for giving it his all. greg devoted a segment of his show this weekend to feigning concern about joe biden's german shepherd. >> i love dogs, but this dog needs a bath and a comb and all kinds of love and care. i've never seen a dog in the white house like this. milli had, like a staph and they took care of her, very beautiful dog. this dog looks like, sorry, from the junk yard, i love that dog but doesn't look well cared for.
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>> no thank you for having us, he looks very dirty and unshevchenko very unlike a president's dog, something else in the white house. >> by something else he was preferring to mike pence. they had a panel for that. that's a little bit dumb. i have to say, i am a little bit bothered by the biden's dogs. it's not the dogs themselves that bother me. it's that there are now multiple accounts posting tweets from their point of view. there's one called "the first dogs." there's another called "the oval paw-ffice." these are not run by the white house. they are so-called "fan" accounts. but what they are writing, i believe should be a federal crime. [ laughter ] for instance, "it's tongue out tuesday after all. this goodest boo deserves all the likes. and boops obvs." "give that goodest boi all the bacun." why? [ laughter ] you think i dog would know who you to spell bacon. may go without saying but nowadays it may not, i feet
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compelled to point out that these tweets were not written by dogs. if dogs were writing them, fine. great even. amazing! good boy! but these words like "puppers" and "chimken", are being typed by adults. [ laughter ] by human adults. this country is already teetering on the brink! we don't need "we go walkies now?" on top of it. i just can't take four years of that. [ applause ] speaking of things i can't take, remember diamond & silk? trump's attention-seeking fans? they have a show on newsmax. where they cover important topics like bill gates, and his suspicious enthusiasm for plant-based meat. >> now he want to tell us what we should eat and shouldn't eat. i heard he wants to do something with the sun. how, how is he allowed to be on national tv. >> national tv. >> and do this kind of stuff. see what i'm saying, he's not no doctor or scientist, he's only a computer guy, he made virus for
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the computers, that's why we have to buy one every so many years. >> yeah yeah yeah. >> allegedly. >> allegedly. >> it's like bert and ernie with brain tumors. poor bill gates. these looney birds are blaming him for everything now. there's a wild conspiracy theory circulating on tiktok this week that claims the snow in texas is fake snow manufactured by bill gates. >> thank you, bill gates for trying to [ bleep ] trick us that this is real snow. you'll see it's not -- >> what the hell. >> and gotsing to burn. >> no way. >> snow don't burn. snow [ bleep ] melts. >> that's right. bill gates developed an unmeltable snow ball! who could have ever imagined it would come to this? for two years, they've been saying "the storm is coming." and then when one finally does come, they don't believe it's real. it's bill gates [ laughter ] we are one step closer to hopefully, maybe, getting a look
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at donald trump's tax returns. the supreme court today, ruled that trump must turn them over to prosecutors in new york. and once they have those, we'll finally have the evidence we need to lock hillary up! [ laughter ] or something like that. the only thing trump has hidden from the public as well as his tax returns is tiffany. so [ laughter ] it will be interest -- i want to know how much he didn't donate to charity. after the decision, trump put out a statement, saying he won the election, and this is all part of the greatest political witch hunt in history. and then donnie junior woke up and weighed in with this. . >> guys, the nonsense continues by allowing the release of my father's tax returns, the "new york times" released the return to some extent and nothing was in there, they're just trying to hurt my father. they can do to trump they can and will do it to everyone.
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keep watching guys. >> yeah, keep watching. if we allow this to continue, no tax cheat will be safe! [ laughter ] i think-we're about to find out how much daddy paid for don jr. to lose his virginity. [ er ]at wt he' worried about. so prosecutors in new york will soon have trump's perfect tax returns. life's funny, isn't it? one day you're building walls, the next they're closing in on you. [ laughter ] [ applause ] meanwhile, the mypillow guy is in some legal trouble of his own. dominion voting systems is suing mike lindell for more than 1.3 billion dollars, for his nonsensical claims that their voting machines were rigged. mike lindell has been taunting them for weeks. he said "please sue me." and you know what happens when you use the magic word! >> wait a second, they said come on maybe they will sue you and i couldn't take it, i said sue me, and they finally did. it's a beautiful day for america. i want everyone to know that. this is a great day. because the truth is going to come out. i don't care how long it will
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take and how much it will cost you. >> well, it's going to cost you $1.3 billion dollars plus legal fees. mypillow, the company itself, is also named in the suit, and if the case doesn't go mike lindell's way, fox news viewers could soon be seeing ads like this. >> hi. i'm chuck chief marketing officer at dominion voting systems and now i'm in charge of selling a lot of pillows we were awarded in court. these pillows are white, squishy, you can sleep on them, they're made in a factory we own now i guess. i'm sure the people who work there are great, they seem like they're good at selling. you know, the reality is, you need to sleep and we have a [ bleep ] ton of pillows to do it in. if you call now we'll sell you maybe 20 pillows for let's say $5. so help me out and buy these.
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our pillows. make them your pillows. we don't want pillows. why did this happen to us? [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: why did anything happen to any of us. tonight on "the bachelor", they had the hometown visits. but not in the hometowns. they couldn't fly because of covid. so the relatives from the home visited their daughters and bachelor matt at the resort. and this is something that seems to be picking up steam. this is now the signature bachelor greeting. you don't just hug him. you jump up and wrap your legs around him too. >> hi. >> how you doing? how are you. >> i'm doing well. >> hi. >> hi. >> jimmy: why do they do this, guillermo? >> because they love him. >> jimmy: what if you did that to me every time we reunited?
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>> jimmy: let's give it a try. >> all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know what's better if you run to me and jump up and wrap your legs around me all kind of in one motion. >> okay. ready. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> ready? [ cheers and applause ] we did it! >> jimmy: nice. >> yeah! amazing. >> jimmy: you can get down now. >> all right, all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my tibia is in my shoe. can we have that in slow motion in the romantic way. wow. [ cheers and applause ] i'll see you in the fantasy suite. later. >> yeah, sure, ha ha. >> jimmy: on one of the dates tonight matt and rachel went skydiving. and that went like this. >> rachel!
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>> jimmy: ha ha ha. [ laughter ] rachel got a rose and a broken pelvis. there are three women left. including -- an elementary school teacher named michele, who got a virtual visit from her students. >> so i hear you have some questions. that you need to ask, mr. james, is that right? >> yes. >> yeah. >> joe, are you going to give miss young a rose? >> you'll have to wait and see what happens. >> ha ha ha. >> evie. >> do you really think this is going to work? this never works. are you insane? >> hey everyone, two thumb's up if you think these two are [ bleep ] insane. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> good luck, you're going to need it.
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>> jimmy: all right, well, out of the mouth of babes. you know. we have a good show tonight from wanda vision, teyonah parris is with us. and music and back with hugh grant so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey, what's wrong? nothing.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello there, tonight from the marvel tv show "wandavision" on disney plus, teyonah parris is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then, later, his album is called "songs for the drunk and broken hearted", music from passenger. [ cheers and applause ] i like that album. this week, we've got new shows with senator bernie sanders,
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jennifer connelly, steve harvey, solay moon frye, michael peña, kevin garnett. we have music from lord huron, toby nwigwe, and ava max. [ cheers and applause ] please join us for all that, our first guest of the eve is a golden globe-winner and current nominee who joins us all the way tonight from turkey. he takes his social-distancing very seriously. his nominated performance in "the undoing" is streaming on hbo max now. please welcome hugh grant. [ cheers and applause ] hi, hugh, how are you? >> hello, yes. miserable thank you. 1y50 . >> jimmy: very good what time is it in turkey may i ask? >> unspeakable, it's 4:00 in the morning. >> jimmy: oh, thank you did you stay up, or did you get up? >> i find i'm generally awake from 2:00 to 4:00 having anxiety attacks. [ laughter ] and general existential
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this should be a fun segment. >> jimmy: great to share it with you. >> yeah to tell you the truth i did get a bit of sleep but i have my children with me here, i have a three-year-old who does not sleep well because she's terrified a giant banana is coming into her room. >> jimmy: what! [ laughter ] where did she get that idea? >> well, i think because there actually was a giant banana that used to come into her rom. >> jimmy: i see, that will do it. yeah, you might want to cut off her nickelodean or something. do people know you in turkey? are they familiar with your work? are you recognized frequently? >> they're friendly to me. i am nice. but i will say they're more
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excited by my co-star, i'm doing a film with jason stathom and we all went together to a theme park yesterday and they had dolphins and to my horror you're allowed to streak the dolphins, my family went first, the dolphins were quite nice to us. they sort of went, ohh and jason bends over and they went mad like up on their tails and doing back flips and you was a little hurt the dolphins preferred him. >> en the turkish dolphins are crazy about jason statham. are you sure you're not dreaming now? maybe you're sleeping right now. it's all a weird journey. so have you been to turkey before? >> i used to come here in the 1980's. i used to come to -- have you ever been on a club med
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vacation? >> jimmy: no but i'm curious about them, there's a club med there in turkey? >> yeah, this was in 1984 or something and i used to come to the gulf frontier and we learned to love it. it's unusual. you know, it's -- you, for instance, you all eat together. >> yeah. >> at communal tables which originally i was snobby about but it became fascinating, a guy in north of england that gave us a bulletin about the fact he hasn't been to the bathroom and we became obsessed with his bowels, all that i find quite fascinating. >> jimmy: ha ha. >> and after dinner you go to a theater together and everyone sings together and on the first night you go, these are freaks, this is a cult, this is ghastly but by the third night you're sing,. ♪ hands up ♪ ♪ give me hands up ♪
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♪. so i liked it. . >> jimmy: do they have organized activities? look sounds like a cruise on land. >> yeah it is a bit like a cruise. you think you won't like it, but guy comes along, hi, i'm ken, you guys are in the yellow team for toss the egg. i don't think so, not putting that guy on my girlfriend, thank you very much. but in fact by the end of the week you really, really want the yellow team to win. >> jimmy: yeah it's basic human nature your to get excited about the yellow team. is club med, am i confusing it, is like a sex thing, like a couples sex retreat or something. >> i wish someone had told me that. >> jimmy: what am i thinking of guillermo, you know this stuff. >> a little bit, jimmy, a little bit, it's like a sex club but not really. [ laughter ]
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[ applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo said it's like a sex club but not really. maybe i'm thinking of something else. club med, is a family-type of situation? >> i don't remember any, i was about to say sex -- but i'm sure -- i think you're thinking of 18 to 30 or something like that. there was one -- other one. >> jimmy: that's the one i was thinking of right. >> this one is more normal. activities included things like you could learn to do trapeze. there was a big trapeze set up with some acrobats. >> did you try it? >> well, i said to my very pretty girlfriend at the time, i'll have a go at that, yeah, i'll do that, so i joined the line, it was almost all children and then one grown up, me one by one these kids went up the ladder and learned to swing beautifully and fall gracefully to the net and then it was my turn and got up the ladder and
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totally freaked out, i couldn't handle the height, and in the end i had to be brought down by one of the acrobats over his shoulder. [ laughter ] [ applause ] just bad. all bad. >> jimmy: ha ha. >> romantic. >> jimmy: ha ha ha. and you like this place? this is a good vacation? >> now that i'm talking about it, i remember i hated it. [ laughter ] [ applause ] are the kids having fun there? are they enjoying the hotel? what are they doing? i guess they don't have the covid restrictions that we do. >> jimmy: yeah it's a damn sight nicer than in london for them, poor things, no school or nothing, here they got pools and things but my boy, i got an eight-year-old boy here who, the hotel is divided up into sort o for him. yeah. >> he's jumping out of golf
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carts when you're driving along he just jumps out. worse, he's jumping into golf carts not just out, total strangers. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you let him drive the golf cart? >> well, i'm going to get into trouble if i say yes but yes. >> jimmy: you do, all right. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> just to calm him down. he's so insistent. anyway it's gone fine. he's only seriously hurt two people. >> jimmy: ha ha, we're going to take a break, hugh grant is with us. "the undoing" is his show. we'll be right back. >> portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by new klodike cones. "what would you do for a klondike?" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i can't help it if i'm poppin' see them watch like ♪ k . ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ work work work it out ♪ ♪ ah ha ♪ ♪ i hit it back with a brand new style ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is why your son jumped out at the park, because of you, in the undoing. you're so good in this series, unbelievably good. [ cheers and applause ] to the point, i'm always like hugh grant seems like a fun guy
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to hang out with but now after seeing this i feel like i don't trust you [ laughter ] and that you might actually be dangerous. [ laughter ] you were nominated for golden globe, as i mentioned, nicole kidman your co-star who plays your wife in "the undoing" is nominated and the gentlemen who played your father in law, don sutherland was great as well. all of you were great. had you worked with those people before? >> no, no, no. nicole, i just was someone i just knew socially a bit. feels like i worked together, she was a villain in paddington while i was villain in paddington 2. >> the paddington connection. >> yeah for a long time i thought we should put paddington in the undoing just for a moment. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: but nobody listens to the actors, it's annoying. >> i'm full of good ideas. >> jimmy: that would have been great. donald sutherland, his creator, i don't want to giveaway too much, but his character doesn't like your character at all. did that carry over onto the set into real life at all? >> it would be fun if it did. [ laughter ] but sadly, we got on rather well. have you met him? >> jimmy: i've not met him. i met his son many times but i've not met him. >> don is great, he's the oldest person alive, i think. [ laughter ] i started my e-mail to him with, are you still alive. it's not possible. >> jimmy: what do you e-mail with donald sutherland about? >> winning. doesn't matter what i start with, i say how about the
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american selection he would say my wife's with me. >> jimmy: oh, that kind of win. one of the great things about the show i thought was donald sutherland's eyebrows are so wildly unkept. you know, i would think in most situations a stylist would sit down and say we got to trim those. but, was that a conscious decision made on set to leave the eyebrows wild? >> they were their own character. they had their own contract and their own make-up artist. donald would get made up and then there would be a whole new woman who came in. >> will you be watching the golden globes from turkey? will you still be there on sunday in. >> yes, yes, i'll still be here. >> it's a remote ceremony anyway. >> yes it will be the middle of the night for me, will have had
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the banana dream once or twice. [ laughter ] -- just a bow tie nothing else. >> jimmy: i like that. will they go to you live during the show should you win the golden globe? >> i sbouppose so. i'm not planning on winning, i'm planning on losing and standing up to clap to reveal i'm naked from the waste down. [ cheers and applause ] 1y50 that's. >> jimmy: that's what got you named captain of the yellow team at club med. hugh grant all of the episodes of "the undoing" are on hbo max. thank you hugh. we'll be back with teyonah parris. , hugh. we'll be back with teyonah parris.
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clear ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: music from passenger is on the way. our next guest plays sword agent-turned-newly-super superhero monica rambeau in
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marvel's "wandavision." new episodes come out fridays on disney plus. say hello to teyonah parris. [ cheers and applause ] hi teyonah! >> hi. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm so good, how are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing good, you look great. what's going on behind you there? >> this is for you, jimmy, it's sequins, since i can't be there in person, i'm like, let's jazz it up. >> jimmy: i like it. >> thanks. >> jimmy: is that fabric or an actual wall? >> that is fabric hanging on wires and tape and you don't even want to know what else we had to do. >> jimmy: can i ask, is there a mess behind that curtain if you pulled that aside? >> there's boxes, cords, clothes, make up, food, it's everything, everything. >> jimmy: ha ha. by the way, congratulations on the success of the show. it's so popular. [ cheers and applause ] it's so popular.
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>> thank you. >> jimmy: what happened, on friday night at 3:00 in the morning everyone tried to get on to get the new episode right at the stroke of midnight. >> 3:00 a.m. >> jimmy: and they crashed disney plus which is crazy because you think, like, mostly the people watching are kids and so there wouldn't be anybody on at that time but they actually almost brought the service to its knees. >> yeah, i heard. i was asleep. so i wasn't a part of that. >> jimmy: right. >> i was wondering what everyone was doing up but that's exciting. i'm glad people are enjoying it that much. >> jimmy: are you surprised by how popular the show is? i'm you figured would be popular being a marvel tv show. has the magnitude of it surprised you? >> yes, because i've never been a part of anything so massive. so i'm not surprised as a fan, but being a part of it, i'm like, wow, okay, all right, this
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is a lot and it's exciting, but, yeah, i mean, it's good people. very creative. it's been fun so i see why. i get it. >> jimmy: and you have super powers, which were revealed, tell us what monica rambo's superstars are. or tell us both if you are lift a car over your head i want to see it. >> i'll save that one for later. >> jimmy: teyonah's super four years ago is masking all of the junk in her room with sequins. what are monica's super powers? yes. >> monica can absorb energy in the comics, that's what her super power is. it is yet to be revealed just exactly what it is in the mcu. we get a taste the fact something has change and we have to stay tuned to find out
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exactly how that will manifest itself. but in the comic she can absorb all energy on the electromagnetic spectrum. >> do you go online to hear from the fans and crazy theories and stuff. >> i look at stuff people tag me on instagram but as far as the theories and stuff i don't have to go online because my mother sends me everything. >> jimmy: oh, she does? >> i mean, the easter eggs, the theories, she's gotten out of control. >> jimmy: really? is she trying to figure everything out as well? is that what's happening? >> yes, she is on a mission. she has, like, hooked in. i call her conspiracy cookie because all of the theories, everything, she's just telling me every week, i'm like, okay. i'm not telling her anything. i'm not going to spoil it. she would be very upset if i
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did. but it's very interesting. she will send them all to me. >> jimmy: is your mother the type of person who tells all of her friends and everyone she meets that her daughter is on the show? >> no. she won't tell you. but let me tell you what she will do, she will hang up a monica rambo shirt in her work office so that everyone who comes through now sees this shirt. they're like, oh, they'll ask the question. [ laughter ] so she's made it like wall paper in the office. i'm like, ma, this is -- this is too much. >> jimmy: ha ha. yeah, that's a more subtle but not at all subtle way of doing it. [ laughter ] what did your mother think of friday's episode? what was her take on it? >> oh, she loved it. she was so into it. just the glowing. the reveal. for catherine hahn's character. and then it was also the episode
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where there was this big theory about the aerospace engineer. >> jimmy: yes i want to ask about that, yeah. >> i'm like, ma, what about that theory you had there. she's like, well, it's not over, anyways, we've moved past that. i'm like, who is we. well, me and the internet, people, you know, we have these theories and these thoughts and we've moved past that. i'm like okay. >> jimmy: it's interesting because i know there's easter eggs on the show and now i'm wondering, because when they mentioned aerospace engineer a lot of people thought maybe this is the way the fantastic four were going to be brought into richard whos mr. fant and reid and w i seees and i giu you're wearing is very similar
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to the uniform of the fantastic four. >> the easter egg. >> jimmy: maybe it's the easter egg, are you going to turn into flames and turn invisible. >> oh, gosh, in three, two and -- >> jimmy: do you even know about this stuff? are you a fan of the comic books to the extent where you would know what they're talking about when they talk about richards? >> no, i only know what my mom sends me, i'll read it, but i did get introduced to monica her character years ago when fans started fan casting me for the role on twitter. they started tagging me. i'm like, who is this? let me look her up. and i realized oh, she's a bad ass she's pretty cool. she will probably never see the light of day. this was years ago and then when
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they introduced her in captain marvel as the young girl i was like, okay, we might be getting somewhere. >> jimmy: yeah. well, yeah, and in that case you were on "mad men" when people started saying you should play this character? >> i don't even remember. you don't even remember. but a crazy thing about mad men is, i worked with matt shackman the director for wandavision on "mad men" and it was my very first time occurring on tv that was a pretty cool circle moment. >> jimmy: it is, there's very mysterious things going on. you will be in the captain marvel movie. that you can say, right? >> yes, yes. it's been fixed. >> jimmy: so it's been reported. che [ applause ] is possible there's a second aerospace engineer. >> anything is possible, it's
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marvel. >> jimmy: oh, all right. i don't know what i'm reading but i'm reading something, i feel like i may have stumbled on to something, you know. it's great to have you on, can't wait to see what happens next, don't go on at midnight, you'll crash the whole thing. sleep, be patient, wake up and then watch television. teyonah parris, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with music from passenger >> the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank hugh grant, teyonah parris, apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him, "nightline" is next, but first, the album is called "songs for the drunk and broken hearted"- from the royal albert hall in london with the song "sword from the stone", passenger! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ how you doing darling how you getting on any horses running ♪ ♪ worth betting on how's the weather down there i hope you're keeping warm ♪ ♪ how you feeling sweetheart are you moving on are you sleeping okay ♪ or do the nights go on and on i hope you're eating well ♪ ♪ i hope you're staying strong 'cause i'm fine ♪ ♪ then i'm not i'm spinning round and i can't stop i can't do this alone ♪ ♪ for time flies
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and it's so slow ♪ ♪ i'm up and down like a yo-yo i can't do it on my own ♪ ♪ and i've tried and i can't pull the sword from the stone ♪ ♪ how are your mum and dad how's your brother too ♪ ♪ my folks are holding up my sister's pulling through ♪ ♪ and both the cats say hi i know they miss you too ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm fine then i'm not ♪ ♪ i'm spinning round and i can't stop i can't do this alone ♪
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♪ for time flies and it's so slow ♪ ♪ i'm up and down like a yo-yo i can't do it on my own ♪ 'cause i've tried and i can't pull the sword from the stone ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm fine then i'm not ♪ ♪ i'm spinning round and i can't stop i can't do this alone ♪ ♪ and time flies and it's so slow ♪ ♪ i'm up and down like a yo-yo i can't do it on my own ♪ ♪ for, i've tried and i can't pull the sword
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from the stone ♪ ♪ tonight, we mark an unimaginable milestone, a half million americans lost to covid-19. we met so many of you in the pandemic who suffered loss to big to fathom, moeshthers and fathers, neighbors and friends, shattered falies, among the most vulnerable left behind, the young children, trying to chart a new course without a north star. orphaned by covid-19. >> were you praying at that at are to your mom to let your dad stay. >> now siblings stepping up at sur gates. >> it just hit me hard, i got to go what a patient -- parent does.
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>> finding hope

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