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watching. i'm ama daetz. >> and i'm dan ashley. for sandhya tel,ollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jennifer connelly. kevin garnett and music from tobe nwigwe. and now jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. everybody good? everybody all right? [ cheers and applause ] i'm already.d exushate 3 years old, woke up as he usually does, when the moon comes out. [ laughter ] he gets up early. " wanted mommy." so i ask him what he wants for breakfast.es we go downstairswehad an. ore a so i find this bag of protein e [ laughter ]
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and it looks okay. the ingredients are a little weird. l knel t how that'yollto go oveg batter, i knowsehe t tt when i put them o the table there's gonna be a fight. but i'm an optimist. i keep mix. i heat up the griddle. i make tsohe pancake. it looks good. looks like a regular pancake. i pour on the syrup. i cut ip, put it on the u tatble. i get my son in his seat. he takes one bite and goes, "these don't taste good." [ laughter ] and already i know this is not n it. so i say, "eat it, it's good." even though that strategy has r. he won't eat the pancake. an sisd isshth hs 6,te acond sh. she eats four things. [ laughter ] and if you vary even slightly
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forget about it. she won't eat.owak are no good. [ laughter ]w ne, who fionec s s won't even try them. so i demand that she at least try them. i count to three.er[ lahtug which i don't know what's t e ef three. i really want to set something up where i count to three and at the end of three lightning strikes. [ laughter ] sets fire to their play house o something. you knowo see something happen so they fear the count of three. maybe one of their stuffed animals dies at three. so i get to three, and she will not. so i do what they tell you to do int the books. we have a lot of these parenting books. i start yelling. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i yell. i yell "this is not a restaurant!",
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pancakes, you eat what i make you!" a choice of what we wanted to eat, we got whatever the dog left in the bowl!" someing like that, the whole thing. and now jane starts crying, "it's not fair, i don't want this!" and billy just sits there, enjoying the mayhem that he started. [ laughter ]ounow what? fine, you'reet got a breakfast at all." and they go nuts. "i'm hungry!" they're crying.m, oo bad, but once i get upstairs, i have nowhere to go because my wife i go in there. i'm not going to sit in their rooms. so i sit on the landing and i can hear them now talking about how mean i am. [ laughter ] "daddy's mean." and jane's like, "i just want to be treated nicely." ani trto hd ouy ta
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but en i hear her in the cabinet going for the cereal. and i march back down and say, "put that cereal away! eat those pancakes!" and she cries some more, and ultimately i wind up spreading k so tetha,ey'llll eat them. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and you know what? id win? not exactlpay. but for once, i didn't lose. [ laughter ] and then my wife comes down, be fout.ar whehast t i mahake her a pancake. she takes a bite and says, "this pancake tastes weird." [ laughter ] down the garbage disposal they go. "alexa, order bisquick." [ laughter ] have you sthn igw nee ala the amazon echo show 10 promises to be their creepiest alexa yet. what makes this echo different is it follows you around the room. the screen is on a little arm so wherever yous w goits.rtta
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trsfiy the then l think watch us, then they follow us. and then they smother us under a mountain of tube socks. [ laughter ] i have two small kids following me around till telling me to buy stuff. [ laughter a applause ] the united states postal service has new technology. the usps is getting a fleet of high-tech delivery trucks. here it is. the new truck. they asked the designers to come up with something that looks unremarkable, yet vaguely unsettling. [ laughter ] i think they succeeded. this is another angle.spt otesn design. wasn't the post office bankrupt like four months ago? [ lauger ] now they're buying new cars? it's like a bad brother-in-law or something. my poor mail carriers. they're dropping off packages at midnight. one of them, my mailman? the guy who comes to my house? you know how my house is up on the . >> jimmy: he rides a dog up the
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street. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: wow. >> jimmy: true.spkingf dogs. in oklahoma, last week, a puppy was born with an extra pair of legs. she has six legs. very cute. skipper's a mixed breed. her father was a collie, and her mother was a centipede. [ laughter ] they're saying it's a miracle that skipper survived. the vet said they haven't seen anything like this since a fly got into that machine wi jeff goldblum.th [ laughter ] skipper is big news in oklahoma. and legs aren't the only extra parts she has. >> weighing only 11 ounces, but she has six legs and two apparently, in addition to two ta tails, she has two booties if you know what i'm talking about. double tro dhegsinpp. >> jimmy: ha ha ha! the hollow laughter of a weirded-out weatherman. [ laughter ] so anyway, look out, mailmen. those new trucks had better be quick. the world's fastest dog is comin' for you!
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[ laughter ] obedience school seems to be working well for mike pence, who has apparently patched things up with his former owner. yesterday that he and trump have a "close personal relationship." right. just like o.j. and nicole.[ hte] i believe mike pence has spent the last month doing a little something called "weighing his tis. and found that it would be better to be friends with donald trump. you know what would be fun? if i were donald trump, i'd announce that i need aid and i'd make all of these guys --ineyds rudy, mike pence -- i'd make them all give me one kidney to choose which one i like best. and then i'd bring them to mar-a-lago and sayus"j, t dd trhyop ce.as [ laughter and applause ] trump is very anxious to get back on social media. he is currently awaiting the results of his appeal to the facebook oversight board. his suspension for life.verturn
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i get endless delight from the fact that a former president is begging to get back on the website where your aunt posts pictures of ducks she saw at the park. laer if they put him back on, we should all get off. we should just all get right of frntu [ laughter and applause ] we are fast apin ochoalockg doas . we thought it would be fun to take a look back at what was going on one year ago in the this week in the first installment of "this week in covid history." >> this week in covid history, it's the end of february in roaring 2020. movie theaters are packed with "sonic the hedgehog" fever. presidential pete boug has taken the country by storm. america remains safe from the mysterious virus from don't tell dr. buzzkill. >> you really have the makings
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>> stuff it, egghead. president trump congratulates himself on his handling of the virus in a historic summit. >> we've done an incredible job, it's going to disappear, like a miracle it's going to disappear. >> hallelujah, says vice president mike pence, head of the task force. >> while the risk to the american public remains low, we're ready. oreio a? is low r. >> my father is going t latest landslide in the history of this country, that's my prediction. >> this has been "this week in covid history." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: only the best people, right? team biden right now is switching up the vocabulary that comes out of the white house. the biden white house has reinstated the phrase "climate change." which had been eliminated from official government materials and they're removing the term "illegal alien." the term they will now use is "noncitizen." which isn't entirely accurate. everyone is a citizen of someplace. but it makes sense.
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"people" aren't "illegal." and that's just part of a long list of words and phrases they have put to rest. in addition to illegal alien they will no longer use the terms -- fake news. china virus. perfect call. lock her up. extra crispy. crazy nancy. my stupid son eric. my stupid son don. tell eric i'm not here. tell don i died. where's hunter? bigly. frankly. hamberders. put jared on it. bring me my sharpie. get me my hair cement. covfefe. tim apple. how hot is my daughter? "one of the wettest we've seen from the standpoint of water." very fine people. "haters and losers." big, beautiful wall. bing bong bing bong. everyone is saying. and -- get lou dobbs on the phone. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] baby steps. but progress is be. this is an historic administration for ade varieinta reasons. kamala harris is the first female vice president of the united states. which means that for the first time ever we have a second doug emhoff, kamala's husband,
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has kept a low profile. and i wonder, as we are all focused on how many bachers cou able to identify the vice president's spouse. so we sent a camera to the third street farmer's market with a photo of doug emhoff, and we asked folks passin is this?"hog , by"w >> who'shis guy? >> that's my question to for you, do you know? >> no. >> does he look like anyone in particular? >> like he might have been on a tv show? >> like what? >> maybe something. >> uh-uh. >> tv host? >> actor. >> science? science teacher? >> a soccer like his named, da is george, looks basic. >> who does he look like? >> big bird, a little bit. in a manly way. >> executive director or something like that. >> a very clean comedian. >> vince vaughn impersonator. >> looks like someone who would come out in wwe, like a reunion
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of some sort. >> probably some netflix show. >> yeah. >> from the '90s that's coming back, and he's old now. >> his name begins with a "d." >> dan. >> close, no. >> david? >> no. >> dmitri? >> no. >> david? >> no. >> daniel? >> no. >> derek? >> no. >> dylan. >> no. d-o. >> donald. >> god no. >> doesn't ring a bell. >> if i told you his name was doug, would that ring a bell? >> doug peters. is that doug jones? >> the only doug i know is dougie fresh? >> that's not dougie fresh, just saying. >> i know. >> any guess? >> the one that went to prison for all those rapes? >> who would that be? >> i don't know his name, but he look kind of like him. >> you're talking about harvey weinstein? >> harvey weinstein! it's harvey weinstein. >> what if i told you his name
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was doug emhoff, does that ring a bell? >> no. david hasselhoff. >> different hoff. >> any idea who the woman on the left is? >> kardashian? no, doesn't look like a kardashian. >> which kardashian? >> i don't know the kardashians. >> you have a vague idea that they're around? >> she looks tansy. >> did you figure out the hint in the background? >> it says biden. so something -- biden. >> it's hunter biden. >> oh, okay. okay. yes, it's not janoe biden. i know what joe biden looks like. >> that's her husband? >> who's her? >> uh -- kamaia -- >> what's her name? >> kamaia -- sorry, kam -- i can't say her name. >> what's his name again? >> you said doug? >> uh-huh. >> enough? >> what do you think that woman's name is? >> can you give me a hint? >> yeah, kamala. >> kamala, okay.
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>> last name, h? >> hough! hugh? give me a hint. what's it rhyme with, the last name? >> ferris. >> kamala harris! >> yes. >> yeah? >> who do you think that is? >> she's -- she's a movie star. >> right. >> yeah. >> can you identify this man? >> he's the -- second gentleman? like -- vice president's man. doug. doug good enough? [ cheers and applause ] doug em -- emhoff? doug emhoff. >> you are the only person so far to identify doug emhoff. stand there while we throw digital confetti atyou. nowand the meteore. >> oh, wow. >> and one ufo. [ cheers and applae us] >> jimmy: well. well done, america. we have a good show for you tonight.
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♪:hi, there. welcome to the show. tonight, he is an nba champion and a new author, too. the one and only kevin garnett is with us. [ cheers and applause ] that's his book, "k.g. a to z." then later, this ep comes out friday. it's called "black history always." music from tobe nwigwe from houston. tobe was a football player, and he is an incredible singer too. tomorrow night, steve harvey and michael pena will join us. with music from ava max.ou[ r
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firsrst eechguest is an oscar a golden globe-winning actress with a vision of a husband, and a second season of her show "snowpiercer." >> what will you do without your she'd to meet us? >> walk back some track. pack a battery and a hard drive on the sled. could make it there and back if i had to. >> mom? i think i understand now. why you had to leave me in chicago. >> jimmy: watch "snowpiercer" monday nights on tnt. say hello to jennifer connelly. hi, jennifer. [ cheers and applause ] how are you? >> great, how are you? so nice to see you. >> jimmy: i'm doing well. it's great to see you too.
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i don't know if your husband mentions these sorts of things but he was with us last month talking about "wandavision." >> i know, from this very same room, i think, yeah. >> jimmy: is that your official tv talk show spot? >> it's a spot in the house where, you know, we don't hear the cellos and violins and all that kind of stuff. >> jimmy: paul told us that you took him to vote for the first time as an american. >> yeah. i -- i was his first. [ laughter ] i was originally his first, you know, and in a season of few excursions, i think i kind of qualifies as a hot date, you know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he seemed like he really enjoyed doing it. >> it was great. well, it was a momentous election. >> jimmy: yep. >> and what an election to start with, as a newly american citizen. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so yeah, we were really excited to be there. >> jimmy: did he get the sticker and did he wear it around? >> got the sticker, as soon as we got home the kids took the
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stickers. we got them back. we had the little wristbands. >> jimmy: how are the kids doing with this lockdown? are they going nuts in the house? >> the kids have been amazing, i have to say, they're extraordinary. and i'm so, you know -- it's been amazing having the time with them. but yeah, you know. we're trying to find creative ways to spend time in our house all together. >> jimmy: what's a creative thing that you do in the house to pass the time? >> um, well paul i think was talking to you about, he's been gardening in the basement with agnes, they have this aerogarden, they've been doing that. i too have had a basement project, which is the kids and i turned the basement into a roller disco. >> jimmy: oh, nice. with a ball, a mirrored ball and everything like that? >> we have lights, we have oscillating so many so many lights, multi-colored, hanging
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string lights with stars. >> jimmy: are the lights screwing up paul's gardening project down there? [ laughter ] >> i -- it's still going. it's still working. >> jimmy: it's the world's first combination nursery/roller disco you've got. [ laughter ] i can't even imagine having a basement clean enough to roller skate in, to be honest with you. >> i know. i mean, it's kind of like trying to skate through a pinball machine because there are definitely some obstacles. >> jimmy: you sent sinus photographs. before i ask you about them, tell us what you did. and this is -- this was a little family adventure that you went on. >> oh, yeah. this was another of my creative things to do at home project. but this was at our -- in the country, we have a place in vermont we've had for a number of years. so we, on our last trip, on the kids' last school break, we were up there. we made a snow cave. we dug a big snow cave.
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that we actually wound up sleeping in. here's the photo. you have a sense of the size. we actually had a couple of chambers. and then a tunnel. here's our dog, wallace, coming through the tunnel. >> jimmy: the dog -- is that flat? or are we looking down into the earth? >> you're looking straight through. >> jimmy: okay. >> so this is actually paul's legs and boots. in the back of wallace there's another room behind that. so this is the corridor between the rooms. >> jimmy: you had a multi-room snow cave that you constructed? >> and this is me, me and agnes, getting ready for bed. we brought an air mattress in there, some little l.e.d. panels in there. >> jimmy: you had a sleepover in a cave? >> had a sleepover, we slept in the snow cave. >> jimmy: oh, wow. that seems very dangerous. [ laughter ] >> it was okay. we made it. it was great. so much fun. >> jimmy: and you were down
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there so long that you became pregnant, it seems, as well. [ laughter ] >> yeah, this was the last time that i slept incave. so it's a bit of a family tradition, we've been doing this for some time whenever we get a big dumping of snow. >> jimmy: it's like you're smuggling drugs over the border to nogales or something there. [ laughter ] you are literally a snowpiercer. this is not just your television show. [ applause ] >> i was feeling kind of smug. i was feeling like, this is pretty sporty of us. >> jimmy: yeah. >> until we came back to the city ask tom cruise burst my bubble. because i went and saw -- i saw "top gun," a screening of "top gun." >> jimmy: the new one, wow. >> very exciting. >> jimmy: how did tom burst your bubble? >> well, there was a promo for the new "mission: impossible." and a stunt that he does. so tom cruise does another death-defying stunt in this movie. you watch that and suddenly
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you're like, yeah, maybe i'm not so cool. >> jimmy: maybe the snow cave isn't -- well, you're somewhere between tom cruise and ted cruz, think of it that way. [ laughter and applause ] so your show, what was happening in that clip that we saw? because -- was the cameraman drunk? because the child was a little bit out of focus there. was there a reason for that? >> well, you know -- i think that over the course of the season -- really the last season, melanie sort of coming back to her sort of more authentic self. and she's really confronting her past. and she's all alone in this research station. and she she's visited by some folks. and so -- it may be her imagination. >> jimmy: for those who don't know what's happening on the show, it's basically an apocalyptic premise. everyone is now living on a
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train. all human beings still alive are living on a very long train. yeah. that's pretty crazy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i know you got picked up for a third season already. do you think they will move to it a cruise ship or something more comfortable? [ laughter ] >> i don't know, would that be better or worse? >> jimmy: i'm just looking out for you, i don't know. yeah, i guess you're right, yeah. the 30th time you do the mamba with a budge of strangers, i guess that would get tiring. well, it's very good to see you. i'm glad you guys are coming up with interesting things. i feel like i'm boring now. i'm going to go dig something with the children. [ laughter ] >> great. >> jimmy: jennifer connelly. "snowpiercer" monday nights at 9:00 p.m. on tnt. be back with kevin garnett. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by new klondike cones. what would you do for a klondike?
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ still to come, music from tony nwigwe. our next guest went directly from high school to the nba, to a hall-of-fame career in basketball. he is a 15-time all-star, an nba champion, and mvp. his new memoir is "kg, a to z." please welcome kevin garnett. [ cheers and applause ] hi, kevin. >> how you doing, jimmy? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. i love your book. >> thank you, man, i appreciate
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it. >> jimmy: there's great stories in the book. i love the way you set it up. you know how you go into the index of the book just to see the stuff that you want to see? your whole book is that, basically. [ laughter ] it's like, you just turn any letter and you see what you want to see. >> that's right, that's right. >> jimmy: go ahead. >> no, no, i was saying i was trying to make it simple for people to follow, that's all. >> jimmy: you made it simple for dopes like me. [ laughter ] i have to say, i went to "j" and "k" and i didn't see anything about me here. [ laughter ] >> i've got to fix it. >> jimmy: congratulations on the hall of fame. [ cheers and applause ] you're in it but you've not been inducted yet. obviously things have been pushed a bit. but yeah, that's great, right? i mean, that's got to be the best. >> it's the best, jimmy. i don't need to be inducted. i felt like, to be able to celebrate with everybody and have a big ceremony in these times is a bit extra. the fact that i made i feel
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like -- i'v hined myself like . >> jimmy: if there was a trash talking hall of fame, you would probably be in that too, correct? [ laughter ] >> you think so? >> jimmy: you know, it's funny. because i don't really know. i mean, i have a pretty good idea that you would be. but it's kind of like a secret, in a way, because we can't really hear all of what's going on. but you do hear stories. and you do have some great stories. and i know you've done some -- there are a lot of funny interviews with craig sager and that kind of stuff. trash talk, you have rules, three rules for proper trash talk, correct? >> i do, man. i do. i think, well, first off -- thank you, because to be able to trash talk, you have to have the ability to trash talk, which means you've got to be able to back it up. you can't start trash talk and stop. >> jimmy: why? >> because, you know -- we have a saying in the league that you let some sleeping dogs lie.
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you know, i am a product of that. and i use michael jordan as an example. one night, i'm young, i'm 19 years old, i'm in the league, i'm fresh. i graduate out of high school in chicago, come back, play the bulls. our friend was in a terrible car crash. i had no sleep. i was just running on fumes. and i was playing great, probably the best i've ever played in my life at this point, right? and it's against the bulls. j.r. ryder is having an unbelievable game, too, and i'm feeling 19, like yeah, keep going! we're killing him, whoo! and the short form of it, i woke up a sleeping dog, you know? and it wasn't pleasant. >> jimmy: that dog being michael jordan? >> that big dog being michael jordan. are [ laughter ] and he big, he bites, he plays hard. i kind of got a warning shot, but i didn't really take warning to the warning shot. [ laughter ] it just turned bad, jimmy. it turned really bad. it turned bad quick, jimmy.
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>> jimmy: j.r. told you not to do it? >> j.r. told me to calm down, yeah, you're having a good game, but he can hear you. so? keep doing it. it was kind of like ruse, a respect/rude thing that you're supposed to evaluate. but like all young people, i was young, i was going with the spirit and the passion. and it got me bitten in the ass. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is this something michael remembers? or is this something that is burned only into your brain? >> i like to think that it's burnt -- it's definitely burnt into my brain. whenever i see jordan he always does the same thing, he palms my head, "you remember i gave you 40 in three quarters?" i'm like, man, go ahead. then the sidekick of people with him, he goes," pull that up." and the guy pulls it up. what? this is really -- who walks around with content? cued up? yeah, it was an experience in
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which i quit talking trash to michael. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: michael has a guy who walks around with highlights packages? [ laughter ] >> already teed up, i couldn't believe it. it was a true jordan moment. shout-out to michael jordan, man. >> jimmy: you write about your good friend, kobe bryant, in this book. [ applause ] you guys were very close. one thing you had in common is you loved to get booed on the road. >> yeah, that was kind of the thing, yeah. because you know what as much as people love you, booing is extra love. it's like a reverse love, to me. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> booed? i was like, wow, i must have did something that really pissed these people off. [ applause ] booing used to give me extra energy. i was never lack of energy, but san antonio is real memorable. when you come in -- they had a player, we played the same position, tim duncan. they used to boo the crap out of me, throw tacos. and i loved every second of it. [ laughter ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you have a very kobe story about an experience you had with kobe and gary payton. >> i do, i do. gary payton is probably one of the best players to ever pick up a basketball. >> jimmy: especially defensively. yeah. >> absolutely. he was probably one of the better defensive players who had offense. and kobe pulled him to the side, there was a bunch of people around, and he just asked him something very simple. and he was like, come here, i'm going to show you something, come here! he pulled us into this session and it got really serious. we got for real for about 30 minutes. and he was like, don't show nobody my move! i'm serious! i see you teaching somebody my move, i'm going to have problems with you. it was like, all right, all right, all right. won't tell anybody about the move. wow. but kobe and i felt privileged, like wow, he really took his time, took us through it. we kind of went over it. as a young player, that's everythiside time,
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show you something. i remember coming off of the nba break, going back into our regular season, second half of the season. i seen kobe use it. i saw you use gary payton's -- shh, shh! no, we're not supposed to be talking about that. but it was a great time. kobe was one of my dear friends. gary payton, dear friend. i consider them family. >> jimmy: there's great stories about all of that in this book. we'll be back more with kevin garnett when we come back. ♪ now here we go ♪ ♪ i can't help it if i'm poppin' see them watch like ♪ ♪houssout em shook like ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ work work work it out ♪ ♪ ah ha ♪ ♪ i hit it back with a brand new style ♪ ♪ like woah ♪ ♪ bring it up into the fold get wild ♪ ♪ we turning up all the way on the dial ♪ ♪ like woah ♪ ♪ baby i'm fabulous so come on ♪ limitless possibilities. the boldly new 2021 nissan kicks.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: music from tim tebow nwigwe is on the way. kevin garnett is with us. you come from a spirited family, is that a good way of describing them? >> to say the least, yes. >> jimmy: tell the story about your grandma and when the college recruiting came to your house when you were in high school. >> well, i was very, very heavily recruited in high school. and at this time, because everyone was coming to my home, they had my address, i kind of moved my grandmother for a while. it was a new experience. i don't know how this one recruiter found my grandmother' lights low, it was really creepy. it's not the best neighborhood. but you know. he popped out, hey, kevin, can i show you something?
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i'm like, what the hell? it was a surreal moment. kind of got to the front porch, he came to the porch, he had a bag. he was right on the front porch so fast. i couldn't really react. i saw who it was. i said, oh, yeah, come on in, let you meet my grandmother. he put the bag down, he's kind of like, yeah, we want you, and he opened it up as he was talking. i just saw money. my grandma was standing there. i said, grandma, this is such and such. she's like, okay, yeah. she saw the bag of money and kind of left the room. i didn't know, it was going so fast. like wow, what is this? he's like, yo, you want to come to the university, we can do this right now, here's the whatever. i heard what sounded like a door opening and closing. if you've ever heard a shotgun being put together, you know the click. [ laughter ] i'm like, hold on, that sounds like -- really? and i saw the nose of the gun and i go, yo, you've got to get out of here! i picked the money up, a big
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bag, and i threw it in his chest and walked him backwards, threw him out, kind of out the door. and i just slammed it. it had like a screen, you know -- in the south you have a screen and bars. i shut the bars and slammed the door. she's like, you got 30 seconds to get your company out of here, son. i was like, okay, grandma, got it! you got 29 seconds to get your company out. okay, get out of here. needless to say, i saved that guy's life. >> jimmy: you did, you saved his life. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: she told me never to sell myself for anything. she said, don't you ever. you sell yourself once, you can be sold twice. [ applause ] >> jimmy: my grandmother would have taken that bag and headed to bingo. [ laughter ] there would have been no hesitation. >> it was a -- you know what? i was thinking somewhat along the lines of that, but nah. forget about bingo, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so one of the many interesting things we learned
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about you in this book, maybe the most surprising thing that i learned about you in this book, is that you are a big fan of kenny g.'s music. >> huge fan, huge fan. >> jimmy: have you met kenny g.? >> i've never met kenny g. but i like the fact that he's a k.g., so that means something. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: interesting you say that. because kevieg., i'd like to introduce you to kenny g. >> oh [ bleep ]! [ cheers and applause ] >> brother, brother! >> how you doing? >> how are you? >> brother from another mother except you got the hair. >> i know, i've got the hair, you got the height. [ laughter ] >> man, you're ageless, man. il look like kenny g., i can't -- oh my god! [ laughter ] >> thank you so much for the wonderful things you said about me in your book, i really appreciate that.
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>> kenny, man. your music got me through so many tough times in my life. it inspired my, it helped me. i'm a huge dmx fan. you know what it sounds like -- i didn't have any balance in my life, and i like to think that kenny g. gave me great balance, man, so thank you very much, seriously. yp. >> jimmy: you gave one of the greatest balance, kenny. >> if i can help you, man, that means a lot to me. in fact, if you don't mind -- >> oh, are you serious, dog? man, look at this, what is going on? >> this is for you, k.g.! >> appreciate it, kenny! ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: well, if this isn't the weirdest thing that's ever happened on this show. [ laughter ] >> it is. it's got to be, dog. ♪
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>> jimmy: kenny g., thank you so much for serenading kevin garnett. kevin garnett, thank you for being with us. this is his book, "k.g. a to z." it is available now. we'll be right back with music from tim tebow big way. thanks, kenny, kevin garnett! [music: “forever young”] ♪let's dance in style, let's dance for a while♪ ♪heaven can wait we're only watching the skies♪ ♪hoping for the best but expecting the worst♪ ♪are you gonna drop the bomb or not?♪ ♪let us die young or let us live forever♪ ♪we don't have the power but we never say never ♪ ♪sitting in a sandpit life is a short trip♪ ♪the music's for the sad men♪
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live concert series" is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: this ep is called "black history always" comes out friday. with his take on the song "wake up everybody," from houston, texas tobe nwigwe! ♪ wake up everybody no more sleeping in bed ♪ ♪ no more thinking time for thinking ahead ♪
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♪ the world has changed so very much from what it used to be ♪ ♪ there is so much hatred war and poverty ♪ ♪ wake up all the teachers time to teach a new way ♪ ♪ maybe then they'll listen to what you have to say ♪ ♪ cause they're the ones who's coming up and the world is in their hands ♪ ♪ so when you teach the children teach them the very best you can ♪ the wld get no better we got to change it yeah you and me ♪ ♪ just you and me you and me
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just you and me you and me ♪ ♪ just you and me yeah yeah ♪ >> wake up all you doctors make the old people well ♪ ♪ they're the ones who suffer and catch all the hell ♪ ♪ but they don't have so very long before the judgment day ♪ ♪ so won't you make them happy before they pass away ♪ ♪ wake up all your builders time to build a new land ♪ ♪ i know we can do it if we all lend a hand ♪ ♪ the only thing we have to do is put it in our mind ♪ ♪ surely things will work out they do it every time ♪ ♪ everybody sing ♪ ♪ the world won't get no better if we just let it be ♪
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♪ the world won't get no better we gotta change it yeah ♪ ♪ we got to change it yeah just you and me just you a u meust you and y and me just you and me oh ♪ ♪ the world won't get no better oh the hood won't get no better yeah ♪ ♪ the world won't get no better we gotta change it yeah we gotta change it yeah just you and me ♪ ♪ everybody sing ♪ ♪ the world won't get no better the hurt won't get no better ♪ ♪ the world won't get no better we gotta change it yeah we got to change it yeah just you and me ♪ ♪ you and me yeah yeah you and
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me yeah yeah ♪ ♪ you and me yeah yeah you and me ♪ ♪ we gotta we gotta change we gotta change ♪ ♪ everybody sing ♪ ♪ we gotta change come on we gotta change we gotta change yeah we gotta change all around the world ♪ ♪ we gotta change come on come on we gotta change oh yeah ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live concert series" is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.
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like, seeing my mom. it's unthinkable to me that i can't see her and i can't hug her. not being able to hug is just like somebody has to tie me down. touching someone to say i love you, to hug you...
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those are the things that i miss. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i want to thank jennifer connelly, kevin garnett, kenny g, and tobe nwigwe, apologies to matt damon. and if you liked what you saw tonight, tell a friend. i mean, now. yeah. call somebody, okay? thanks, good night. ♪ ♪ ♪
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