thanks so much >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, lionel richie, jeffrey dean morgan, and music from chesca featuring de la ghetto and offset. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: that's me, hi, i'm jimmy. time host. thank you for watching. thank you for not leaving. i appreciate that. hey, i know we're here to have fun, and i don't wanna bum you out, but i feel like you should know remember those deadly murder hornets? the deadly murder hornets? yeah, they're coming back. and, they're hornet-ier than ever. scientists are warning the u.s. and canada that we need to take action to stop the hornets from wreaking havoc this spring. murder hornets are coming and they are very dangerous. which is why they call them "murder hornets."

what they do is they decimate a beehive. they can tear through 40 bees a minute. they rip their heads off and take the bodies for food. like if you let donald trump loose in a buffalo wild wings. that's bad for all of us if the bees -- authorities are saying to do what you have been doing for all of the last year. stay indoors. maybe they can somehow fill the hornets with the covid vaccine. they can go around and sting everybody, you're good to go. that's a win-win. so the killer bee killers are back and march madness is too. the ncaa tournament is underway. you know, they had to skip it last year because of the pandemic. but this year -- this is the year that answers the question how do you have an office pool when there's no one at the office? the answer for us is, you don't. nobody did it. guillermo, did you fill out a bracket? >> guillermo: no, jimmy, no. >> jimmy: me neither. maybe we should just do one between the two of us. instead of a pool we'll have an

office hot tub than a pool. >> guillermo: sure, yeah. >> jimmy: all right. run to kinko's. and get those printed up did i miss over there? >> guillermo: yeah, i think they're closed. kinko's went out of business. >> jimmy: president obama released his -- you know i'm going to go watch this at home tonight and then you're fired, right? >> guillermo: all right. >> jimmy: president obama went out on a limb. he took number one seed gonzaga to go all the way, which is interesting when you consider that gonzaga, as i've pointed out in the past is not even a school. it doesn't exist. it's imaginary. they made it up to win basketball tournaments. it's a pretend place. it's like wakanda for white people. here's how you know they're running a scam on us. this is an article from the cbs news affiliate in spokane where gonzaga claims to be located. this is the headline "where in the world is gonzaga university?"

the local news station in spokane is unable to find this made-up school! and obama picked them to win. obama, gonzaga, they're all in on it. president biden just got a nice little shot in the arm. you know how he said he hoped to get 100 million americans vaccinated by the end of his first 100 days in office? well, he beat that deadline by six weeks. isn't it amazing what can you do when you don't put jared in charge? it really is. we are at a hundred million vaccinations and the most impressive part? grown you know this, they did it all with three needles. they use 'em and wipe 'em off with a rag, like the grill at benihana. it's a little weird to have a president who actually does what he says he's gonna do. i don't like it. it makes me uncomfortable. i feel like biden's doing that thing hustlers do where they pretend they never played basketball before? then as soon as the money comes out, they start dunking on everyone? the big challenge now will be can they find another hundred million americans who want it?

cnn did a very fox newsy-esque thing. they stopped by a restaurant in boise city, oklahoma to ask if anyone waiting for their waffles was planning to order up a dose of the vaccine. >> does anybody in this restaurant think it's a good idea to take the vaccine? >> no. >> raise your hand if you think it's a good idea. anyone here it's a good idea to take the vaccine? raise your hand if you think it's a good idea. not one person here thinks it's a good idea? >> jimmy: well, yeah, that's what they're saying, yeah. another show of hands. who thinks big foots are gay, anybody? people in oklahoma call themselves "sooners" 'cause they're going to die sooner. if they don't get the vaccine. well, i hope they change their minds. last night i mentioned that president biden said he's planning to make russia pay for their repeated election meddling. and he called vladimir putin a killer. well, today putin responded in a way that was very putin-esque. >> translator: as he said we

know each other personally. what would i reply to him? i would say i wish you health. i wish you health. i say that without any irony or joke. >> jimmy: in other words, if you know what's god for you, don't drink the chamomile tea. that was menacing. really makes you wonder what joe biden's mother would have to say about this. joe biden quotes his mother more than any president even vice president pence didn't talk about "mother" as much as joe does. >> welcome. as my mom would say, god love you all. we got a lot of work to do. >> as my mother would say, god love him. >> my mother would say god bless you, son. no purgatory for you. as my mother used to say, hush up, joey. and as my mother would say, hope you keep me in your prayers too. >> as my mother would say, god love you. >> as my mom would say, be able to walk a mile in your shows if you want to mow maine. >> because my mother would say god love you. >> if you talk like that, my mother would say get your mouth washed out with soap.

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why he has heather locklear's hair, i don't know. anyway, because of all the violent attacks, they had to take it down. that's a shame. why not just fill him with candy and give everyone a bat?! things have begun to re-open around the country and here in california too. by next month they say the big theme parks could be up and running, and when they are, in order to reduce the spread of the virus, they are asking customers not to scream on the rollercoasters. for real. welcome to our amusement park. do not show amusement! or you will be ejected. movie theaters are opening up too. this was the first week movie theaters were open in l.a. and this was interesting at the end of that little video about turning off your cell phone, they added the words "welcome back to the movies." and audiences cheered. they erupted with cheers. unfortunately, as a result of those cheers, dozens of customers were infected and the theaters immediately shut back down. it's nice to see people excited. they also punched up the pre-show song with lyrics more specifically suited to our current "situation." ♪

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back tonight. from "the walking dead," negan himself, jeffrey dean morgan is with us. then, later, a trio of performers join forces for this song "como tu dirty," music from chesca with de la ghetto and offset. our first guest tonight has four grammys, an oscar, a golden globe; he is a kennedy center honoree and the reason a teenage jimmy kimmel went to concerts with his mother. he is a judge on "american idol" sundays and mondays here on abc. please say hello to lionel richie. [ applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. welcome. it is my honor to have you here. >> it is. how you doing?

did you hear that? >> did. >> jimmy: that was an audience. >> that was an audience. >> jimmy: it came to life. >> you know, jimmy, i got to tell you this. any time we've been in the business and you call an audience, remember back in the day when you had an audience? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm sitting at the house, and they said do you want to do this via zoom or do you want to be live? i said do they have an audience? >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and they said yes. i said i'll be there. i'm coming down. >> jimmy: the audience. like a moth to the flame. now, now let me >> josh. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, josh holloway. there he is. >> you are a star, my friend. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: you know how you can tell he is a star? when he is on camera, his glasses steam up.

>> oh my god. if you know anyone in the audience, you acknowledge them. josh, i love you. >> jimmy: ooh, that's a good tip. >> that's a great tip. >> jimmy: that's a vegas tip is what that is right there. >> that's a vegas moment. >> jimmy: you are going back to las vegas to do your show right there? >> yes. >> jimmy: this is interesting and exciting for a couple of reasons. but first of all, where are you going and when will you be there? >> it be at the wynn september/october. and if i have negative do with it, once i go in, i'll never come out. >> jimmy: i saw you for the first time in vegas. it was probably 1984. i told you this before. i was there with my mother. because i couldn't get a date. and yet it was a great night and it was very exciting. i think it was the cancel it down tour. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: i loved seeing you there. you know i hash their dream, and hopefully it will come true in september, october, or maybe even november, who knows where

in which i will sing "endless love" with you on stage. we'll do a duet. i will take on the diana ross part. >> um, jimmy? >> jimmy: yes? >> i've never heard you sing before, but i've -- i'm praying, because i'm going to say this. i'm -- i would love for you to join me on stage. >> jimmy: wonderful. then it's done. oh, there is more? >> i was just going to throw to commercial. >> no, there is more. >> jimmy: there is a shot of you in my commodore outfit. i hope you remember that you did this. >> oh, yeah, that's right. i hosted that indication of i know you're ready to go. >> that's serious. >> jimmy: that was a grammy music cares event for music cares. they honored you. they asked me if i would host it. and i was of course, i would love to. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: and i dressed like you. and i'll probably get thrown off television for dressing like you. but it was worth it. >> it was worth it.

>> jimmy: so you're saying to the world, this is important because it's not just about your show. you're saying that you believe the world we will back seeing concerts, seeing live music in las vegas in september of this year? >> this is my belief. yes, your honor. >> jimmy: all right. good. >> no, no seriously. >> jimmy: i think we trust you more. >> it's going to happen. i'm telling you it's going to happen because people, if they stop me one more time and say when you playing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the answer is september/october i'm playing. >> jimmy: now people are stopping you. aren't you supposed to be in your house not going around to places? >> no, i am out. i am out. here is the funny thing about this. i drive down sunset and try to be incognito. i'm with mask. i'm with hoodie, the whole thing. car honks, hi, mr. richie. >> jimmy: they know you anyway? really? >> i don't know what the heck is going on. >> jimmy: you're loved. that's what happens when you're beloved. >> but i must tell you, i miss the hugs because people in the old days, back in the day, people would come up to you and

give you a hug and how you go. >> jimmy: by the old days, you mean 2019? >> six months ago, eight months ago. >> jimmy: i think we'll be back to hugging. i believe we will be back. you don't like this. nobody likes this. >> well, that's my routine on "american idol." >> jimmy: right. >> the kids come on stage. >> jimmy: you console the losers to the point where they feel like maybe they don't even lose, but they did lose, and they're probably not that good. >> i'm so glad you're not on that show. >> jimmy: you know, i am from las vegas. i'm interested in like ied on what you do while you're there. i also wonder about like those old days when you were in vegas. what was the first time, i assume you were there with the commodores. >> we were there with the commodores. i think we played the aladdin. >> jimmy: the aladdin, yes. >> to show business, that was it. if you made it to vegas, you were in the big time. "zoom" could make a lot of money

right now. have you spoken -- >> you know i'm working on that by the way. >> jimmy: are you? >> yes. the commodore song, everybody in the world will say to me that is the theme song for the show, for zoom. >> jimmy: for the year. >> for everything. so what's going on right now is trying to get in touch with everybody -- there used to be a time you pick up the phone and you call. now they say set up a zoom call for you, lionel, and we'll get back to you. so it's in the works. but that would be ideal. >> jimmy: don't wait too long because we're almost done with it. >> yeah, i know, i know, i know. >> jimmy: did you ever meet elvis presley? > missed him. that was before my time. >> jimmy: don rickles? did you know don? >> mr. insult himself, yes, of course. i loved don rickle. >> jimmy: the best. >> he was the best there is a great story about don rickles. he came in one day and my father saw him walk into a restaurant. and don walked by the table and didn't say a word. and he came back and walked over to the table and didn't say another word. my dad said something is wrong with don rickles.

he is not being himself. so don came over to the table and said i checked with the management. it's okay for you people to be here. and my dad said, that's him! >> jimmy: liberace? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes? >> mr. my jacket first. >> jimmy: did you ever perform with him? did you play piano with him? >> no, never played with him. i once and sat in on his show. i was amazing. >> jimmy: it will be like me and you on stage together. it's going to be like lee has come back to life. >> i'm not even dressed like liberace for this. >> jimmy: he is pushing this. he is pushing it. >> he is pushing it, yeah. >> jimmy: tell me about this photograph. i mean, it doesn't get any better than that right there. lionel richie, frank sinatra and sammy davis jr. >> i'll get right to it. that was at the cher show. and "all night long" had just come out. and i was coming on just before frank, dean and sammy.

>> jimmy: great producer. "laugh in". >> the first thing he said you don't want to go on after this kid. you want to go on before this kid. they said we go on just like we always do. we're last on the show. i go out. i do all "all night lo night lo came back, where is frank, dean and sammy? they're at the bar. in other words, they saw me and said oh my god. so the comment. >> jimmy: wow. >> years later, i now met -- i was hanging, and i got this call that frank sinatra wanted me, he was doing his final sewer. >> jimmy: wow. >> and he wanted me, his closest friends on one bus. and he called and said he wants me to be on that bus. >> jimmy: really? >> warren beatty, jack nicholson. what am i doing on this bus? and i said, i just got a divorce. i don't have a date.

he said i'll find a date for you. dinah shore was my date. >> jimmy: really? >> i go backstage. and if you know anything about frank, he is an amaze thing. i don't know whether it's an italian thing or not. but he slaps and pinches your cheek. >> jimmy: it is an italian thing. >> right. so he goes lionel, how you, buddy? and i'm thinking okay. and then he goes. let me tell you something, if you're lucky enough in life to have one hit record that people ask for over and over again, you got yourself a career. you, you lucky son of a bitch, not only did you have more than one, but you wrote them all. and then he goes, isn't that wonderful, lionel? and i'm thinking to myself, this guy, does he like me? >> jimmy: yes. that means he likes you. i speak italian american. >> he called me names. does this guy like me? he is beating me up. >> jimmy: he didn't write any of this songs. every song he sang, he only got one-third of the money. >> but he was also the greatest

interpreter of a writer. you wanted frank to sing your song. >> jimmy: sure, yeah. did he ever do one of your songs? >> that close. >> jimmy: oh. >> i had a song i wrote for them. >> jimmy: wow. >> lena horn and frank sinatra. and at the very last minute, if you know frank, frank said i don't need a rehearsal. i just need to sing it. and lena of course said i need a rehearsal, because frank goes in at that time, and here is the orchestra, there is the thing, you sing it, it's done. and lena said i can't do it because i need a rehearsal. that close. >> jimmy: you couldn't have slipped dinah shore in there? >> i know, and dinah could have been the greatest mediator ever. >> jimmy: lionel richie is with us. he is on of the judges on "american idol." we'll be right back.

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>> jimmy: we are back. jeffrey dean morgan and cheska are coming up together. lionel richie is here with us. he is one of the judges on "american idol." >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. things are going fine on the show even though you do it remotely now? >> the talent, because we're doing all of the auditions remote and online, the talent we're getting from places i've never heard of before. because normally before, they had to make to it a big city. >> jimmy: right, they had to be in the range of a big city. >> we are finding talent that's unbelievable. >> jimmy: have you ever made love to one of your own songs? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> not that i can recall. [ laughter ] i probably got my lyrics a lot from that. >> jimmy: we had a quick conversation during the commercial. will you please tell the bob dylan story? >> yes, i will. you like that story? >> jimmy: i like it. >> okay. so we're talking about bob dylan.

the first place i met bob dylan was in buffalo, new york. the commodores were checking into a hotel. bob dylan was at the counter. he saw this group of people walking in. you saw -- he's very shy. he ran over to the next room, what he thought was the next room was a closet. so he ran in. and slammed the door. that was bob dylan, so i knocked on the door. and i said, mr. dylan, i was going to tell you, i'm lionel richie with the commodores and i'm a big fan of yours. he said, good to meet you. [ laughter ] and i closed the door. bob was in the closet. >> jimmy: you must write a book. you told me last time you were here, i said, you have to write a book, and you said something like, all the people i want to write about have to die first. >> yes, a lot of the stories are hilarious. >> jimmy: yes? >> the point is you have to wait a moment. because everyone has their -- >> jimmy: we've waited long enough. the moment is gone.

you and i are going to hole up in vegas, only working a couple hours a night. we'll bang this thing out in no time. >> you and my manager are on the same page. >> jimmy: i would like to be your manager. by the way, your tribute to kenny rogers, very close friend, was beautiful on the grammys on sunday. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: was that difficult to do? >> i -- everyone was saying, god, we wish you could sing the song louder. the problem i was having was, i only know how to sing that song with kenny. >> jimmy: right. >> so i didn't really get emotional until i realized, i'm singing kenny's part. and so when i realized -- i kept waiting for kenny to come in. i realized, he's not going to come in. i've got to sing that part. just remembering that this is his part. >> jimmy: yeah. >> took me out. >> jimmy: i feel like kenny would want you to write this book. [ laughter ] >> he's in it a lot.

>> jimmy: you've already got the title, it's got to be called "hello." >> right. >> jimmy: obviously "hello." >> there you go. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. i love having you here. i cannot wait until we're on stage together in las vegas singing our hearts out. [ laughter ] >> you know, i have to tell you something. i come here to visit. you know, it's not like i'm coming here for any other thing. it's delightful to be here, i love you, man. >> jimmy: i love you too. i love having you here. thank you for being with us. lionel richie, everybody. "american idol" sundays and mondays. he's coming to las vegas in september. we'll be back with jeffrey dean morgan!

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♪ >> jimmy: music from chesca is on the way. our next guest has been battling glbal outbreaks long before covid. you can see him vaccinate zombies on "the walking dead" sunday night with the season finale with his title story called "here's negan" on april 4th. here is that. >> dammit. >> it's not like killing a person. it's like killing an animal. >> it doesn't bother me.

i'm just worried that i'm going to get used to it. >> okay. go turn the generator off. >> jimmy: please welcome jeffrey dean morgan! [ cheers and applause ] hey, jeffrey, how are you doing? >> i'm great, jimmy, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing all right. where are you right now? >> i am in georgia at the house -- our house in georgia. hanging out with you. >> jimmy: you're working, huh? shooting right now? >> i am working, yeah. >> jimmy: lionel richie, he was here. >> i know, i know. i wish i was there too. you look good. but we believe he hasn't made love to his own songs before? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. >> come on. "three times a lady." has got a lot of use. >> jimmy: oh, absolutely. "still." are you kidding me? whoo! >> i was calling b.s. over the computer here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what have you been up to, what have you been doing

besides working, obviously? >> that's it, working. we started like two months ago. and i think today's the first day off i've had since we started. so it's been a lot of work. and not enough sleep. and of course the second i stop working, i just got the flu. >> jimmy: oh, you did? but i was tested like 800 times in the last 24 hours. because, you know. the minute you get sniffles, everyone's like -- you okay? yeah. >> jimmy: you're the only person to get the flu this year. [ laughter ] >> yeah, and i had the flu shot. >> jimmy: you had the flu shot too? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. that's crazy. >> yeah, shouldn't have happened. it shouldn't have happened. >> jimmy: you're not feeling well at all? >> no, i think it's because i'm not sleeping. i also have a 2, just turned 3-year-old girl, who does not understand night shoots, and 6:00 in the morning seems like a real good time to say hi to dad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you exhausted?

>> i'm so exhausted, in fact, that -- you know, like the cbd gummy action that you can have? >> jimmy: i've heard about them. [ laughter ] i've not seen any myself. >> i don't know a lot about them myself. but i had a friend send me some. and i would take them just to help me sleep. help with body aches, that kind of thing. so the other night i was exceedingly tired. but i was hurting. but i popped a couple. and i went to bed. and i woke up the next day thinking, man, i feel -- i feel pretty good. i got some good sleep. cut to about an hour later. my phone is ringing off the hook. i don't recognize the number. who is calling me? finally they start leaving messages. a lot of messages. i listen to one, it's like, hey, we're just calling to congratulate you on your tesla purchase.

and i'm like -- a tesla? tesla s? apparently. i'm like, well, that's a mistake. that's a bad mistake. [ laughter ] and turns out that i went online, and i built a tesla s online, stacked it with every option, put a down payment on it. >> jimmy: what? >> and didn't remember a thing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no way. >> none of it. [ applause ] >> the cbd things, i think i took the wrong ones. [ laughter ] yeah. so i called them. first i emailed them. i said, it was a mistake, a bad, bad mistake, sorry. it's the right number but wrong guy, i made a mistake. and they said, someone has to call you and confirm it over the phone. and i'm like, oh, god, all right. bring on the phone call. the guy calls. he's like, we're going to have to keep some of that deposit you put for the car. i'm like, what? he goes, well, the car's

$137,000. $127,000. you lose a couple hundred dollars for deposit. for building it. i guess once you go into build mode, they keep money. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> that's a big difference in price, so enjoy your couple hundred dollars, and i'm sorry i can't eat cbd gummies anymore, that's the end of it. >> jimmy: are you sure they were cbd gummies? that doesn't sound like it. like a cbd story. >> i'm wondering if he sent me a couple of different things and i wasn't pay attention to the packaging. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sounds like you got a couple of swedish fish in there too. >> yeah. i think that's possible. [ laughter ] so there's my -- that was my good story. >> jimmy: that's a very good story. >> everybody at work had a field day with that one. and telling my wife also was a thrill. >> jimmy: i wondered. you know what, if i was you i'd maybe look at the security camera to try to figure out how you got the flu. [ laughter ] >> oh, maybe. >> jimmy: maybe you've got a

whole other life going on. >> i've got a whole other life going on. was i in the house? who knows? >> jimmy: it's crazy. >> swedish fish. >> jimmy: yeah, swedish fish, they'll do it do you every time. boy, i enjoyed seeing that clip of you, that flashback clip, negan, with that was your wife, lucille. is there a plan to maybe do a spinoff show of some kind with your character? >> well, there's talk. there's been some talks. i think that, you know, between amc and the good folks involved with "walking dead," i think they've asked if there's any interest on my end. but you know, i think they've also talked to many of the characters to see who's interested in kind of carrying on the story. >> jimmy: right. >> not just negan. you know. this all kind of came about, this being the last season, kind of came about as a bit of a surprise in the middle of the pandemic.

and so it was sort of a pivot for everybody and the show story-wise and otherwise. and so i think it's just -- we'll see. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i think there's certainly more story for negan. i think he's a very -- becoming more interesting each episode, in fact. so we'll see. >> jimmy: i would love to see negan cruising around in a tesla. [ laughter ] all right, jeffrey. i know you aren't feeling well. i really appreciate you taking the time to chat with us. "the walking dead" is sunday on amc. jeffrey does not have covid, you're free to touch him. >> no, i'm good. >> jimmy: the season finale "here's negan" airs april 4th. jeffrey dean morgan. we'll be back with music from cheska. thank you, jeffrey. >> thank you. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

the jimmy kimmel concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank lionel richie and jeffrey dean morgan, apologies

to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first the song is called "como tu dirty" with some help from de la ghetto and offset, chesca! ♪ ♪

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this is "nightline." >> tonight, breaking news. ten people dead at a supermarket in boulder, colorado. the second mass shooting in less than a week. a suspect in custody. what authorities are saying tonight. plus a mother's love silenced by a mass shooting in atlanta, leaving eight people dead, six of them asian women. their deaths galvanizing a nationwide call for racial awakening. >> stop asian hate! >> now their stories. from chasing the american dream -- >> when i told her i decided to go college, she was so happy. >> to building a better life for family, whatever it took. and spring breaking into chaos. maskless and defying curfew in