us. stay tuned for >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, anthony mackie, edgar ramirez, and music from tune-yards. and now jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. welcome, thank you. top of the almost morning to ya. happy st. patrick's day. this is interesting, it's a bit of history i didn't know. i googled st. patrick today and the first line that came back was "st. patrick wasn't actually irish." that's fake news too? [ laughter ] who the hell knew that? st. patrick is believed to have been born in scotland to roman parents. which would mean he was italian& when he was 16, he was kidnapped and taken to ireland as a slave. and then here we are today going "kiss me! slainte!"

[ laughter ] some story. no reason to celebrate. and the shamrock, do you know why the shamrock is the national symbol of ireland? guillermo? go ahead, explain. >> guillermo: oh. i don't know, jimmy. >> jimmy: you don't know, okay. [ laughter ] because, according to legend, st. patrick, the italian guy, he said, "i need-a some-a parsley for my linguine vongole." no. he found a three-leaf clover and picked it and used it to explain the concept of the holy trinity, the father, son, and the holy spirit being one and three at the same time. it's a good thing a three-legged dog didn't walk by. [ laughter ] or ireland would have a pretty weird national symbol right now. here in the united states celebrations were scaled back this year because of some kind of virus going around. [ laughter ] but there is one tradition i refuse to surrender to covid. or to anything. every year on st. patrick's day going back 15 years now, we show what i still believe is the greatest local news story in the

history of television. [ cheers and applause ] so let's take a trip now to the year 2006 to the town of mobile, alabama where crowds gathered to lay eyes on a real-life leprechaun. >> curiosity leads to large crowds in mobile's crichton community. many bring binoculars, camcorders, camera phones to take pictures. >> didn't look like a leprechaun to me. who else satisfy leprechaun, say yes! >> jimmy: the yays have it. unfortunately, the news crew did not see the leprechaun or say yeah but luckily there was a very talented artist on hand to help. >> eyewitnesses say the leprechaun only comes out at night. if you shine a light in its direction, it suddenly disappears. this amateur sketch resembles what many of you say the leprechaun looks like. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's him, officer. that's the guy who stole my pot of gold.

not everyone in creighton believed the leprechaun hype. this woman had a much more practical hypothesis for what might be in that tree. >> others find it hard to believe and have come up with their own theories and explanations for the image. >> could be a crackhead. going to the wrong stuff. told it to get up in the tree and play a leprechaun. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: the crackhead who got the wrong stuff, wasn't that one of the dr. seuss books that got -- right. [ laughter ] happy st. patrick's day. i'm going to tell y kids that this incident is how the holiday started. [ laughter ] our irish-american president went to mass this morning at st. patrick's church in wilmington. he also sat down with george stephanopoulus. joe biden said among other things that vladimir putin will "pay a price" for russia's interference in our last two elections. it's interesting. when joe biden says someone will pay a price, he means he'll impose sanctions or freeze bank accounts.

when putin says someone will pay a price, they're eating a plutonium-and-cheese mcmuffin. [ laughter ] the director of national intelligence issued a report yesterday that says russia actively worked to meddle in our election again. according to the report, russia's mission in 2020 was "denigrating president biden's candidacy and the democratic party, supporting donald trump, undermining public confidence in the electoral process, and exacerbating sociopolitical divisions in the u.s." well, not according to rudy giuliani they didn't. [ laughter ] who do they think we're gonna believe, these national "intelligence" clowns or america's mayor?74>z [ laughter ] a man who loves this country so much, he dyes his hair with chocolate syrup, and shouts about election fraud from the alley behind a buttplug store! [ laughter ] i was thinking about that today. still can't believe it happened. [ laughter ] the report also confirms that some of trump's closest allies were duped into sharing russian disinformation. i'm guessing one of those dupes

is mike lindell. the mypillow guy who is currently on the run. the pillow man says he has been away from home for months moving between "undisclosed locations" for fear of unnamed enemies. >> are you saying that you're living in an undisclosed location because of -- >> i absolutely move around to undisclosed locations. i canceled events, i did a zoom call the other day. i was going to be there in person but it's too risky. i'm not going to put other people in jeopardy, or myself. >> jimmy: mike believes that a sophisticated cabal of deepstate operatives rigged an election but they can't find the super 8 motel where he's broadcasting from. live on twitch. [ laughter ] how hard could it be to find mike lindell? if you see a guy on the street and think, "that guy looks like a canadian serial killer," it's probably him. [ laughter ] the reason lindell is on the run is because he "knows too much." you may remember he repeatedly promised to release shocking information that would prove donald trump won the election he didn't win.

on december 21st, lindell said "we have all the evidence! biggest election fraud in world history!" january 19th he wrote in an email to nbc, "china and others used the machines to corrupt our election! here is one page of the proof." then there was nothing attached to the email. [ laughter ] so he sent another email with an empty attachment and then a third email with a bunch of screenshots of illegible text. february 2nd on newsmax, he said "we have 100% proof." february 4th he said "it's all coming out tomorrow." february 10th, an interview with steve bannon. he says, "i'm 100% we have all the proof. it's just coming out now. i have 100% proof." february 22nd lindell tells "business insider" he's got a massive team of lawyers and all the evidence needed to prove his case. march 5th he said he's going to make a couple more documentaries to show all the new evidence and "when you see this, 100 percent you're all in." [ laughter ] and here we are on march 17th. maybe he was the crackhead in the tree. you know? [ laughter and applause ] it would actually make more

sense. our crazy ex-president is back at it. last night, donny dialed up the welcome mat known as maria bartiromo for a 21 minute long chat that covered covered o variety of subjects including whether or not the maga gang should get the vaccine. >> would you recommend to our audience that they get the vaccine, then? >> i would. i would recommend it. and i would recommend it to a lot of people that don't want to get it. and a lot of those people voted for me, frankly. but you know, again, we have our freedoms and we have to live by that, and i agree with that also. >> jimmy: well. it's that kind of decisiveness that made him the greatest president since abraham lincoln. [ laughter ] i can't believe i voted for that guy twice. [ laughter ] trump also took time to celebrate the imaginary wall he now claims was almost finished. >> well, my policies were working better than they've ever seen on the southern border. the wall is almost complete.

we just had to fix little sections. they could have it finished in a month and it would be just magnificent. it already is magnificent. and they should finish it. but they're destroying our country. they're coming in from yemen, they're coming in from the middle east, they're coming in from everywhere, they're dropping them off and they're pouring into our country. it's a disgrace, they're going to destroy our country if they don't do something about it. >> jimmy: right, right. they're coming in through the little holes we could have finished in a month from yemen. do you think he knows we don't share a border with yemen? [ laughter ] his maga-sty weighed in on the important subject of meghan markle. >> i'm not a fan of hers. i think that what she talks about the royal family and the queen, i know the queen, as you know, i've met with the queen. i think the queen is a tremendous person and i'm not a fan of meghan. >> jimmy: right. meghan markle, megyn kelly, megan mccain. this guy's got a problem with megans across the board! [ laughter ]

he's "megan america great again." [ laughter and applause ] trump also believes that he should be getting more credit for the vaccine. it's driving him nuts that joe biden is getting the vaccine into people's bodies. trump wants everyone to know that the hero of this story is him. >> we got a vaccine done in nine months. >> yes. >> fortunately that's not only going to save our country, it's going to save the world. and it's really saving our country and it's saving, frankly, the world. when you add the fact that i was the one and this administration was the one that came up with the vaccine which is going to save the world, okay? >> jimmy: wait. weren't you the one telling everyone to drink bleach? [ laughter ] that was him, right? a recent poll showed that almost half of trump supporters are either hesitant or refuse to get the vaccine, so health experts including dr. fauci have been hopeful that trump would give it an endorsement. and he finally did that today in his own special way. ♪ >> last year, my administration

launched a very powerful "operation warp speed." it was an operation like nobody's ever seen before. and we developed a vaccine. a beautiful -- you know what, almost you could say miracle. i'm going to say miracle. vaccine. and we did it. joe biden didn't do it. crazy nancy didn't do it. trump did it, okay? trump did it. now they want to take the credit and we can't let that happen. so we all need to go and get that trump shot. i call it the trump shot. many people are calling it that, the trump shot. that's what they say. we need to get it right away and stay well. so we can fight for america and fight for all that -- you know what, to take things back, take things back, they ery much need to be taken back because they're very bad right now, and maybe worse, maybe they're worse than bad. we've never seen things this bad, frankly. even thoug we have the beautiful trump vaccine, which is just incredible. so don't let sleepy joe give the shot i gave you to illegal

immigrants, bad hombres in caravans crossing our borders with windmills from antifa. go on down and get that beautiful vaccine. it's so safe. it's the most safe. they say it's the safest vaccine since abraham lincoln, if you can imagine that. get that vaccine, break in if you have to -- i can't say that, but you know what, break in. [ laughter ] let them know trump sent you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, you heard him. spread it around on facebook. we've been combing through our corona archives as we mark one year in captivity. we've been lookingback at what was in the news this week a year ago, and we've cleverly titled it "this week in cvid history." >> this week in coid history, it's the second half of march 2020. streets are quiet. except for the sound of drive-by birthday parties. the newest craze.

along with ovations for hospital workers. two things we absolutely will never stop doing. say, move over lgbt, there's a new identity, cuomosexual, a new term for empire state governor andrew cuomo, america's favorite fella. hf0p >> release the ventilators to new york. >> this sexy fella won't take no for an answer. down florida way, spring break is springing. >> if i get corona, i get corona. at the end of the day, i'm not going to let it stop me from partying. >> speaking of dumb-dumbs, congressman devin nunes. >> it's a great tie to go to a local restaurant, you can get in easily. >> mm, corona-appetite! back to washington, d.c. president trump is holding a press conference. >> what do you say to americans who are watching you who are scared? >> i say that you're a terrible reporter, that's what i say. >> you tell him! when will things get back to normal? >> easter sunday, you'll have packed churches all over our country. i think it would be a beautiful time.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. tonight, from the new movie "yes day," edgar ramirez. [ cheers and applause ] then, later, from oakland, california, this is some performance. you have not seen anything like this. the album is called "sketchy."

music from tune-yards. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night the great lionel richie and the great jeffrey dean are with us. with music from cheska featuring de la ghetto and offset. please join us for that. our first guest is a very talented man who co-stars alongside sebastian stan on the new marvel series we'll all be talking about all the time. "the falcon and the winter soldier" premieres friday on disney plus. from the big easy, please welcome anthony mackie! [ cheers and applause ] hello, anthony, how are you? >>what's up, man? good to see you. >> jimmy: good to see you. i hope you're okay. i heard there's a tornado warning down there, huh? >> nah. that's east of here. we're fine. >> jimmy: okay, good, all right, good. [ laughter ] looks like you took the sheets off your bed and hung them up behind you. >> okay, first of all, they're egyptian cotton. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. >> i got them at the christmas sale at macy's on deck. very nice. martha stewart collection, that's what i do. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: whatever they are, they look great. >> thank you, sir. 2,000 count, i don't know, 2,000 -- they counting, they counting. >> jimmy: thread count yeah. [ laughter ] is st. patrick's day a big thing in new orleans or is everybody too hung over from mardi gras to celebrate it? >> here, every day is st. patrick's day, everyone put on green. but we have a place called the irish channel, which is an area in new orleans where all the irish people migraed and lived. >> jimmy: really? >> it's a pretty big deal. but the rest of us, not so much. >> jimmy: i don't think they're that keen on it in ireland, really. i don't know, my parents were over there and they said, yeah, they're like, yeah, okay. [ laughter ] >> i will tell you, i did spend one st. patrick's day in dublin, which if you don't know is in ireland. >> jimmy: oh, yes. [ laughter ] so i've heard.

>> yeah, yeah, yes. it was a great experience. and i went to the tiergarten and met a real leprechaun. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a real leprechaun? >> yes. i went to this bar called the dubliner. the bartender said, come outside, i want you to meet my friend. this has to be the first time there's a black dude and a leprechaun in the same place at the same time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, apparently you've not been to mobile, alabama. [ laughter and applause ] you met the leprechaun? was it nighttime or daytime? >> no, it was daytime. >> jimmy: it was daytime. >> they celebrate st. patrick's day during the day so that you can sleep it off. because it's such a -- it's early festivities, as they call them. >> jimmy: right.hy66p and also with their -- you can't have a rainbow at night, so there's nothing for the leprechaun to hide at the end of. >> there's no way for him to find his way home. [ laughter ] like you can't find your way home at night because there's --

i mean, it's about light reflection. you have to find your rainbow. >> jimmy: i wonder what you did when you met the leprechaun. you're supposed to catch him. you'll be automatically rich if you do. did you try to grab him? >> well, he ran. [ laughter ] i tried to catch him. but it was a crowded area. so it was just a -- picture a black dude chasing a leprechaun in dublin. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i am trying to picture that. yes. it's entertaining. you still own a bar in new york? you had your own place? >> yeah, a bar called "no bar," yeah. >> jimmy: nobar, new orleans bar. >> that's good, that guy's good. >> jimmy: is that place -- you were like an up and coming actor at that time. you were kind of -- you hadn't made it yet. and you, as i recall -- i think you told me once before, you built that place yourself? >> yeah.8y'?■

i was doing theater in spokane. there was a dumpster. they were unloading a show, a show called "red." and i went to the construction guys, like yo, what are you doing with all this wood? they're like, throwing it away. and i said, can i have it? i went to u-haul, got a truck -l u-haul, lower your prices. [ laughter ] [ applause ] got all this wood. and over three months, i built my own bar. because i couldn't afford to pay anybody to build it. >> jimmy: and you're good with your hands, i assume? >> you know what, not trying to brag. but they call me "handsy." i'm very good with my hands. >> jimmy: what kind of clientele did you have at that bar? >> you know what, brooklyn was -- it was a very eclectic, local -- brooklyn is a neighborhood. no matter where you are in i was in crown heights. so it was -- we had hipsters, w■ had artists, we had

millionaires. money guys. we had everybody up in there. >> jimmy: did you have regular customers that you got to know? >> we did. drinks on our menu was named after our regulars. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> so people wouldcome in and & say, "give me this."& after about five or six times we would put their drink on the menu. >> jimmy: oh, really, how about that. what was the best one? what was the most notable on the menu, customer-wise? >> there was a lady, and i hope she's watching this. i love you, i miss you, i can't wait to see you. her name was miss mabel. very successful lady in the manhattan sector of business. and she would come in. this is the craziest drink. you have to trust me. make this for your lady. 50% of the time it works 75% of the time. [ laughter ] called the miss mabel. she would get a class of mescato and a shot of coconut ciroc. >> jimmy: what?

>> if you know, mescato is sugar, coconut ciroc is sugar. she would put this shot in the glass of wine. by the time she had her second one, all bets were off. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what does that mean, all bets were off? she would get hammered? >> well, she would get -- frisky. >> jimmy: oh. >> she was the bar cougar. >> jimmy: oh! [ laughter ] >> her whole thing was, every friday she would come in after & work, and you know, she would, you know -- a long week of work. so she wanted to have somebody to talk to. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh-huh. did you ever "talk" to her? >> no, no, i was making the drinks. whenever she came in it was my job to go behind the bar and make her drinks. because i was a crappy bartender so i literally built a bar just so i could be a bartender. because i wouldn't fire myself. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: anthony mackie is with us. when we come back we're going to see a never before seen, other

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♪ ♪ red wing! get up! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's anthony mackie in "the falcon and the winter soldier." that is so good. the show is so good.

i got to see the first episode. boy. marvel does everything so well, don't they? >> oh, definitely. nobody talks about i dropped a dude into the grand canyon on the clip. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you killed him, i did notice that. i don't want to give anything away but the falcon doesn't seem to have any hesitation about killing people. [ laughter ] >> that's my job, i'm from new orleans. that's what we do. bang bang bang! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was watching thinking, i can't believe this is a television show. and it is a television show. because you're younger than i am, but when i was a kid, i just want to remind america of the superhero television shows we had when i was a kid. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. "the greatest american hero." not so great by comparison. [ laughter ] >> i venture to say, before the

amazing cgi team gets ahold of our footage, that's exactly what i look like. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you and your costar, sebastian stan, did you know when you were shooting around the time of "avengers: end game" that you'd be doing this tv show together? >> no. we got a call from the powers that be to come to l.a. a few months after "end game" came out and broke movie theaters, that they wanted to meet with us and tell us what the next phase of the mcu was going to be.0t so we went out to l.a. and we had our respective meetings. >> jimmy: oh, separately, huh? >> yeah. everybody has their meetings separate. >> jimmy: oh. >> we went in -- you know, it's like applying for a job. you go in, everybody's sitting in the lobby, you're like, oh, boy, who's going to get fired? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got the opposite of fired. you had to know something was up because captain america is not

going to give you your shield so you can go home and never be seen again. >> this is the thing. if you look at "end game," cap gave sam wilson a shield and sam gave it back. he refused the shild. he said -- the lines were, "it feels like it's someone else's, it feels like it's yours." he never accepted the shield. i could have easily been fired. >> jimmy: i see. but you will accept the shield eventually, yes? >> at any point in time kevin can replace me with 50 cent. [ laughter ] i'm waiting to see what happens. >> jimmy: hey, since it is st. patrick's day and we are not allowed to go out, you kindly offered to show us how to make one of your signature drinks you used to make at the bar. guillermo has the ngredients. i assume you have the ingredients there? or are you just going to talk us through it? >> hey, guillermo? >> guillermo: hey, how are you, man? >> what's up, baby? >> guillermo: i love you and i love new orleans.

>> you're shining like new money, i see you. [ laughter ] i have a tray. not to be outdone by guillermo. >> jimmy: uh-huh? okay? >> i put together a tray. >> jimmy: great. [ cheers and applause ] >> see that? guillermo-style. >> jimmy: okay. >> guillermo: okay. >> so i -- i'm going to show you how to make a mexican mojito. >> jimmy: perfect, you're mexican, right? >> guillermo: yes, let's see that, i want to see that, okay? [ laughter ] >> okay. so what you do is, i like mine with mezcal. i got a nice mezcal here. so 2 ounces of mezcal. >> jimmy: okay. >> a nice, generous pour. >> jimmy: you're not making me one, i guess? >> guillermo: oh, oh yeah, sorry. [ laughter ] >> two straws, y'all can share, it's on "lady and the tramp." i'm not going to say which one is the tramp. >> guillermo: all right.

>> so then you get you a nice ginger beer. 1.5 ounces of ginger beer on 2 ounces of tequila. >> oh, he's free pouring, okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's a professional, anthony. >> exactly. not his first st. paddy's. >> guillermo: yeah. >> .75 ounces of lime juice. >> guillermo: wait, hold on. >> jimmy: split that in half, yeah, great. >> guillermo: okay. >> 1 ounce of soda water. >> jimmy: okay, i'll do that one. 1 ounce exactly. [ laughter ] >> 1.5 ounces of simple syrup. >> jimmy: oh. >> depends how sweet you want it to be. i like mine sweet, i'm not trying to brag. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's simple syrup, okay, great, all right. >> you have mint there, right? >> guillermo: yes, i do. >> all right. now this is what i want to teach you, guillermo. this is how it gets real. a lot of people muddle their mint. i don't muddle my mint.

>> jimmy: this is basil, by the way, i'm just going to point out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is not mint, this is basil. >> same thing, same thing, different tree. [ laughter ] take your mint. you don't have to muddle it but treat it like you love it. you know what you do to it? >> jimmy: give it a smack. >> till you can smell it on your hands. smell that? >> jimmy: all right. >> you put it in there, wave it around, make it sexy. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay? >> jimmy: okay. >> i want you to try that. that's called the mexi-mackie mojito. >> jimmy: we don't put the rest of the stuff in, cucumbers and stuff? >> no, y'all bought too much stuff. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know what? it's very nice. it is. >> it's refreshing. >> jimmy: it is refreshing. well, thank you, anthony mackie. and happy st. patrick's day to you. "the falcon and the winter soldier" premieres friday on disney plus. thanks again. we'll be back with edgar ramirez!

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. music from tune-yards is on the way. you know our next guest as gianni versace on "american crime story," and from hbo he was the cop who was trying to undo what hugh grant did on "the undoing." now he teams with jennifer garner for the new movie "yes day," it is on

netflix now. please welcome edgar ramirez. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: good to see you, how you doing? >> very well, very well, very happy. oh my gosh, people. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you were great on "the undoing." >> thank you. >> jimmy: i enjoyed your work on that show. >> thank you very much. [ applause ] >> jimmy: how have you been, where have you been doing this covid time? >> well, the first part i was here in l.a. hunkering down here. and then for christmas i went to my friend's house, just got this beautiful house in the rocky mountains. i've been crossing, going across the rocky mountains. >> jimmy: had you been there before, the rockies? >> no, never. i was supposed to stay for a week and it's been three months. >> jimmy: three months in the rocky mountains? >> yeah. i'm still there, actually. i'm going back. >> jimmy: did they invite you to stay for three months?

>> no, no, no. [ laughter ] i mean, if you ever invite me, be careful. be careful if you invite me over, i might say. >> jimmy: what's the arrangement? how many people in the house? >> we were -- for new year's, we were five. and now it's three. almost like the worst reality show you can imagine. [ laughter ] it's -- yeah, because we started five, then two left. then three stayed. and it's been -- it's been, you know, three guys. everyone's venezuelan. >> jimmy: oh. >> in the middle of the mountains, a lot o snow. so it's caribbean people daling with the elements and snow. >> jimmy: oh, you've never had to live in snow before. >> no, no. for example, you know you used to -- i remember -- i mean, we saw it growing up, i saw snow on american movies, you know? so basically it's like, you know -- then it started to snow and you're looking out the window, oh, it's so beautiful. cut to a month after. it's snowing, like get the car out of the driveway, put on it

the road, it's going to get stuck! every day. >> jimmy: yeah, there's something every day. >> the mud room. the mud room is the most important room. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the mud room is important. >> in venezuela we have all type of rooms but not a mud room. [ laughter ] in l.a. it's basically not a priority. >> jimmy: how old were you the first time you saw snow? >> i think i was -- i was 16. >> jimmy: oh, okay, all right. >> i was 16. >> jimmy: that's reasonable, yeah. and are you guys like splitting up the duties of the house? how's it working? >> well, absolutely, absolutely. you have to. we do everything, you know. it's been -- again, it's like the worst reality show you can ever imagine. so basically i do the tidying or i try. >> jimmy: okay. >> it's a new house so everything's been coming. boxes, boxes. so i use the boxes, i reuse them to try to put the gloves and all the pieces we need, nobody listens. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really? >> we're from venezuela, so then >> jimmy: oh, really? ujjráháhe rom venezuela, so then owner of the house, a great

cook, his mother is from spain. so he cooks everything with olive oil. >> jimmy: nice. >> basically run the house of -- you know, it runs on propane and olive oil. [ laughter ] it's essential. and this other friend, this other guy, actually, he's the one that takes the cake. he's the one that cleans the bathrooms. >> jimmy: oh, that's the most important guy. >> jimmy: rambo style, you know, the knife in his teeth. >> jimmy: a knife? >> yeah, he goes at it. you have to, three guys. [ laughter ] two bathrooms, you know? you need -- i mean, you need a certain personality. to tackle that. >> jimmy: you need a knife to clean the toilet, that's when you start to question the chef. [ laughter ] >> there you go. and i really hope he's watching. [ laughter ] i mean, i hope there's electricity today. >> jimmy: you've got to bring him olive oil, he'll be happy. >> absolutely, if you don't bring olive oil every time we go to the nearest town, then -- >> jimmy: there's trouble. >> yeah, things go down. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. this movie has an interesting premise.

the idea of the movie is what? tell us. >> it's about choosing one day in the not so distant future where you say to your kids "yes" to everything they want. >> jimmy: yeah. that is terrifying. [ laughter ] >> i always get that, but no. actually, it's great. because then the rules make more sense. and of course you have to set up rules. it's not that, you know -- i mean, there is a geographical, you know -- >> jimmy: you can't say, "let's go to the moon." >> right, exactly. they would say things like that, but it's not like that. it's not about money, it's not about spending. it's about creating activities where you just help the tension. and it's -- there is a certain imbalance or tensions created by the everyday life. so the "yes day" is to ease all that. >> jimmy: yes. >> not only parents to children, it's in any relationship that is

meaningful to you. you can have a "yes day." you could give guillermo a "yes day." >> jimmy: we call it "si day." [ laughter ] >> you should give each other a "yes day." >> jimmy: every day with guillermo is a "yes day." >> guillermo: even in my house, my wife tell me, you got to do laundry. "yes." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's not how it works. it's supposed to be fun. in the movie, for you, what was for you the most fun "yes" thing? >> i would say the ice cream. >> jimmy: eating as much ice cream, one of those contests where you have to eat the whole deal. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and there you are eating ice cream, dressed by your children. [ laughter ] how much ice cream did you actually eat? >> you see how focused i am in that picture? >> jimmy: you are very focused. >> because i am a professional ice cream eater. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't know that. >> yeah, since i was a kid, i've been practicing for 35 years. >> jimmy: do you think that's

because you never had snow? trying to fill some void? [ laughter ] >> hm. that's interesting. you see, you're always -- yeah, exactly. maybe. maybe. >> jimmy: maybe. how much ice cream did you eat that day? i ate a lot. i wouldn't advise anyone to eat that amount of ice cream. but i'm a professional. i mean, i've been doing it, as i said, the last 35 years. and it was all me. it was no stunt double, nothing, it was me. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: all you. i know you've lived all over the world. what's the best ice cream experience you've ever had in your life, the best cone or sundae or whatever it was? what was it? >> that is hard to tell. i've been very dedicated. >> for me it was gelato in italy, the first time i went there, having it from the street. >> that's the great thing about italy, you have one every corner. >> jimmy: yes, right. >> every corner you have a gelateria, it's fantastic. i love ice cream with a lot of chunky stuff. you know, if it doesn't have it, then i take a cookie and i

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eyes quiet quiet look into my eyes ♪ ♪ oh i know you honey look into my eyes oh i feel it honey look into my eyes ♪ ♪ you're hypnotized hypnotized hypnotized ♪ ♪ ♪ silent as a citizen city streets of ghosts and past ♪ ♪ they used to laugh and dance here until a spell was cast look into my eyes ♪ ♪ i know you honey look ito my eyes i see you honey look into my eyes ♪ ♪ i know it honey look into my eyes quiet quiet look into my eyes ♪

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>> jimmy: thanks to anthony mackie, edgar ramirez and tune-yards. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. happy st. patty's day and as they say in ireland "goodnight."

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