thanks for watching. >> tonight -- l l howery. wyatt russell. and music from jazmine sullivan. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, that's me. that's right. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. we are back to work after a week of vacation. i have to be honest, i'm glad to be back. we went on a cruise. you ever been on a cruise, guillermo? >> no, never. >> jimmy: we went on a cruise through the suez canal. you ever done that? very slow. very very slow. almost as if we weren't moving at all. i have to say -- after all the fighting and tooth-gnashing over the past few years, it was nice to see the whole world come together to make fun of a boat.

it really was. a container ship, known as the "ever given", had been wedged in the suez canal for six days. was finally freed this morning bay fleet of tugboats. same way they got trump out of the white house. the suez canal, i think we all learned a little bit about it in school, it's one of the main arteries for ships carrying goods around the globe. it was completely blocked by this ship. basically, capitalism had a heart attack over this past week. the ship that got stuck was loaded with ikea furniture. which means thousands of men in their twenties now have an excuse for why they don't own a headboard. but the total value of the other goods unable to get through amounted to something like $10,000,000,000 a day. and they say, "we may see the effects of the logjam in stores. in particular they say we might have a shortage of coffee and toilet paper. the good news is, without one, you might not need the other. bu still, it's crazy that something like this can bring the commerce of the world to a halt. i never realized how narrow the

suez canal is. this is what it looks like from above. so much of our stuff has to squeeze through that thin little space. can't we loosen that up? add a carpool lane or something? i mean, if this was a urethra, they would have to operate. they would have to -- they're still investigating how this happened. the shipping company is blaming a strong gust of wind. which they finished this canal in 1869. in 150 years, they never had a wind? we are also learning more about the origin of the coronavirus. covid-19. according to a new report from the world health organization, covid-19 most likely took hold in an animal. specifically, this cat with a waffle on its head. former members of donald trump's pandemic team are speaking out. dr. deborah birx says she believes the death toll could have been much lower if the trump administration had taken the virus more seriously.

dr. birx sat with dr. sanjay gupta last night on cnn to belatedly bemoan her work at the white house. >> you're the covid coordinator, and no one around you is wearing masks. that must have made you feel like you were being marginalized. no one was listening to you. >> i was marginalized every day. that is no question. i would say the majority of people in the white house did not take this seriously. >> jimmy: well, thanks for letting us know now. as i recall, you sat there very quietly while the president suggested we gargle windex. dr. birx says she was being censored by the white house. as if she couldn't have called a dozen news networks at any time. there was more leaking coming from trump's white house than trump's golf pants. that would not have been a problem. dr. fauci expressed similar thoughts about how the pandemic being mishandled in his interview with cnn. and so today trump responded with a letter that begins

"statement by donald j. trump, 45th president of the united states of america." "based on their interviews, i felt it was time to speak up about dr. fauci and dr. birx, two self-promoters -- i love when the guy who puts his name on everything calls someone a promoter -- trying to reinvent history and cover for their bad instincts which fortunately i almost always overturned. dr. fauci, who said he was an athlete in college but couldn't throw a baseball even close to home plate, it was a roller, tried to take credit for a vaccine. "i was the one to get it done, and even the fake news knows and reports this." dr. birx is a proven liar with very little credibility left. dr. birx was a terrible medical adviser, which is why i seldom followed their advice. time has proven me correct. i only kept dr. fauci and dr. birx on because they worked for the u.s. government for so

long. they are like a bad habit." and then it ends. and then he fell asleep in his mashed potatoes or something. i don't know. meanwhile, president biden today, announced that within three weeks, 90% of american adults, will be eligible to get the vaccine. 75% of americans, including a majority of republicans, approve of the way biden has handled the roll-out of the vaccine, which is driving them absolutely nuts in trumpland. eric trump, popped his dopey little head onto fox news yesterday, to ask a question that is on literally no one's mind. >> at what point does joe biden, at what point does the administration come out saying he did a really good job delivering us a vaccine and now we're going to spend the next six months distributing it to everyone else. ntroversl? admit to somebody did a phenomenal job? my father did a phenomenal job with the vaccine. literally it probably saved the millions and millions of lives in this country. >> jimmy: yeah, i wonder why. i bet it's because your father told us to drink bleach and went golfing 20 times while the virus

was spreading. just a hunch. eric loves saying "my father." he says "father" more times in one interview than i did in seven years as an altar boy. >> i saw how much time and effort my father put into the job. you know how many times my father went down to the boarder? there is no one who knows my father as well israel arizona i did. i just don't understand it. my father, my father, my father -- they tried to impeach my father. >> jimmy: will somebody please take that kid fishing already? if they weren't so terrible, this would be the saddest family in the world. and while eric is pleading for credit on cable tv, daddy donny stopped into a wedding at mar-a-lago. he rents his house out for weddings. okay? one of his friend slash club member donors got married at mar-a-lago on saturday. and the former president had some beautiful words for the bride and groom. >> i get all these flash reports, and they're telling me about the border. they're telling me about china. they're telling me about iran.

how are we doing with iran? bt they were ready to make a deal. they would have done anything. they would have done anything. and that guy goes trump -- negotiate now. we're not dealing with the united states. they don't want to deal with us. >> jimmy: you know what? i said the same thing at my brother's wedding. it was word for word. i love this so much. watch the band behind him, as he goes on and on about how great he was. they're like "can we just play 'dancing queen' and get the hell out of here?" >> look, it's a disaster. it's a humanitarian disaster from their standpoint, and it's going to destroy the country. and frankly, the country can't afford it, because you're talking about incredibly massive amounts of school systems, our hospital systems, everything. so it's a rough thing. and i just say, do you miss me? >> jimmy: it's a wedding! it is a wedding. i used to dj at weddings when i was in college.

and i've seen some weird toasts. but never have i seen one like this. how do you give a drunken wedding toast when you don't even drink! >> we were saying, we did get 75 billion votes. no one has ever gotten to that. they said get 66 million vote, sir, and the election is over. well, i got 75 million. but you saw what happened? 10:30 in the evening, all of the sudden they said that's a strange thing. why are they closing up certain places? a lot of things happening right now. i just want to say it's an honor to meet you. it's an honor to have you at mar-a-lago. you have a great and beautiful couple. many years -- [ applause ] special. have fun. >> jimmy: "have fun." this is what he does now. he babbles at weddings. whenever someone plays the song "ymca," he magically appears like beetlejuice. he ended the speech by instructing the guests to violently storm the buffet table. yet another trump ally may have to pay for peddling his nonsensical election claims.

fox news just got hit with a $1.6 billion dollar lawsuit from dominion voting systems. i feel like the only reason dominion hasn't sued trump for they know for sure he doesn't have a billion dollars. but they're now suing fox, rudy giuliani, sidney powell, and michael lindell, the mypillow guy who has a new theory that may finally prove that his head is full of feathers too. >> all the evidence i have, everything is going to go before the supreme court and the election of 2020 is going bye-bye. it was an attack by other country, communism coming in. i don't know what they're going to do after they pull it >> hang on. >> donald trump left the office in august. >> jimmy: there. the crackhead pillow salesman is right. by august, donald trump will be back in office. and mike lindell will be living in a van by the river.

wait until the pillow guy does a deep dive into this one. according to multiple studies, human penises, specifically the ones on men- are getting smaller. they are shrinking as a result of pollution. so finally something to blame our shortcomings on other than dad. they say this pattern of shrinkage is caused by chemicals in certain plastics. did you know the average person eats about a credit card's worth of plastic every week? forget vaccines, that's how bill gates gets the chips into us. every year, we eat a whole deck ofdiscover cards! researchers believe that if we don't get our act together, in the future, all men will be ken. and plastic. if that doesn't get republicans in congress to do something about climate change, i don't know if anything will. at least it might create some new environmentalists. "so, what brings you to greenpeace?" speaking of wieners, congressman

devin nunes, this you couldn't make up. team nunes last week had to correct multiple mistakes on their financial filings. the mistakes were made by his campaign treasurer who also happens to be his mom. doesn't devin nunes look like a guy who'd hire his mom to be his treasurer? the answer is yes, he does. our new vice president is reportedly a bit po'd. kamala harris is said to be frustrated, because she and her husband have not been able to move into the vice president's official residence. apparently there are renovations going on that are still not finished. turns out, uninstalling the pence's sex dungeon takes longer than they thought it would. it's crazy, though. they're two months past the inauguration, and they're working it. imagine you just became the second in command of the most powerful country in earth. they make you spend the first three months on a futon. in college basketball, the elite eight round of the ncaa

tournament is underway. if they continue to win, gonzaga -- could become the first fictional university to finish a season undefeated. as of showtime tonight there were still two cinderella candidates still in it. ucla, an eleventh seed, and oregon state, a 12 seed, are as is 6 seed usc. in other words, this is a great year for people who filled out their bracket with a magic eight ball. tonight is notable, in that not one, but two of our guests are here in the flesh. things are loosening up a little bit, which is exciting, but also a little bit nerve wracking. i was telling my wife sally -- molly, sorry. molly, right? yeah. i was telling her that -- i was saying i'm ready to go back to normal, but i also want to keep the good things from lockdown. i want to get rid of the -- i want to be able to go out to eat, but i also don't want to have a meeting ever again. we've been holed up for so long, i feel like maybe some of us have forgotten how to behave in public, so we put an instructional video together. to help you acclimate. and please, pay close attention.

because this is one of the most important things we've ever done. >> society. remember that kooky place? now that a vaccine is on the way, you'll be back to the real world, lickety-split. but in case you're rusty, here are a few tips to ensure a successful return to regular life. let's begin. these are pants. they go on your legs, which are those two log-looking things below your penis. pants are important, and you're expected to wear them in public. almost got it. looking good. now out the door you go. uh-oh. looks like someone's developed a crippling fear of the outside world. well, bottle up those emotions, you little bitch. it's time for work. isn't it great to be back in the office with your creeky chair and obsolete computer? hold on, what happened to your

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[ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, hi. tonight from the new marvel juggernaut tv show "the falcon and the winter soldier," wyatt russell is with us. then, she is a wonderful singer from philadelphia. her ep is called "heaux tales." music from jazmine sullivan. we've got new shows all this week with our guest melissa mccarthy, octavia spencer, bob odenkirk, lauren graham, jamie foxx, and we'll have music from tate mcrae, ajr, and fitz featuring bryce vine. so please join us for that. our fist guest you know from

movies "get out" and "judas and the plaque messiah." you can see him now alongside eric andre and tiffany haddish in the very funny prank movie "bad trip." it's on netflix now. please welcome lil rel howery. [ applause ] >> jimmy: thanks for coming. and hey, also. >> i'm just taking this in. >> jimmy: take it in, yes. you look good. you look very sharp. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and thank you for filling in as guest host for me over the summer. i think you did a fantastic job? i lit keep looking at people. i feel like i haven't seen people in a place in a while. i'm like -- y'all good? everybody good? >> jimmy: it's funny, these

particular people i think were nervous the last time they saw you, this is our staff because when you did the monologue, you wouldn't tell anyone what you were going to say. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which usually there is a sharing process that goes on. >> i remember when i walked in to do it, it felt like everybody really was watching. okay, here we go. >> jimmy: because usually everybody kind of collaborates on the monologue. but you came in and you spoke very beautifully about what was it w -- it felt orld at that me ver -- it was much more personal i think than anything that had happened all summer long. >> and i didn't write it. >> jimmy: you just said it? >> what happened is i talked to somebody earlier, one of many friends and this is what i think i'm going to go with. i just wanted to speak from the heart. we was all sitting at home. i know i can be hilarious, but that moment didn't feel like that. >> jimmy: right. >> i lost my auntie to covid.

>> jimmy: you did, yeah. >> it was just a lot going on. i just wanted to be honest. so thank you for giving me the platform to do that. >> jimmy: well, thank you for doing it. you mentioned your aunt. your aunt. you posted something about her. rhoda was her name? >> yeah. >> jimmy: tell us about a little bit about her. >> she was the matriarch of our family and our historian. so every thanksgiving, that's who i would sit with just to learn about stuff i didn't know. she would be having church anniversary programs and all this stuff. but she was our historian. but i love that she was always fascinated about me doing this. so pictures like my family showing up to my premieres i do in chicago with lil rel shirts on, i've got a crazy supportive family. she was just dope, and one of the smartest people i've ever met. you know, the reason why i was even able to speak like i did was because of my family, the way i grew up. my first protest, i think i was 10. and i was doing desert storm.

she started a group in chicago, mothers against desert storm. she was on the cover of "people weekly". >> jimmy: wow. >> that's always been in me to be really honest. shout out to the hatch family. >> jimmy: she planted that seed in you. wow. when was the last time you were in front of a live audience? >> you know something? it's -- it's -- all this is different now. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it is. but it felt good. it's weird too because i don't care what people think anymore. even if i literally block everybody out now. whatever i think is funny. if you laugh, it's on you. if you don't, i don't care just a minute. is that from being alone? >> i think so. look, doing quarantine because i had the kids with me at first, but we didn't think this was going to last. i was in atlanta shooting a movie. i'll be back in a couple of weeks. and you start sitting there, oh, no, i don't think -- i think i need to get any stuff. because i left all my stuff

there. >> jimmy: how old are the kids? >> 12, 11 and 4. so they was in georgia. otis too. the little one is in chicago. but everybody was gone. so i was all by myself. all i had was me and the peloton. >> jimmy: if you do it good, is that what happens? >> i went crazy. the peloton, that's a competitive community, you know what i mean? like for real. people really care about being on the lead. i don't care about the leaderboard. i just want to feel good. but i got a homegirl. she is pregnant. she be blowing me out the water, she be talking crazy. lady, you stop, i don't want to compete with you. but i was lonely. jimmy, i was literally i was face timing with my kids. and okay, daddy. no, could y'all stay on the phone? they're like dad, are you in our room? yes, okay, i'm by myself! >> jimmy: that's when you know you're lonely. >> when you're laying on the animals. it's all true. that's what i did.

the baby yoda. me and baby yoda slept a lot of nights together. >> jimmy: i heard that you recorded a comedy album. >> yes. >> jimmy: now this is just an album? not a video? >> just an album. >> jimmy: do people even do that anymore? >> i'm such an old school throwback type of guy. and some of my favorite comedians, those albums, man. >> jimmy: what are you some you have favorite comedy albums as a kid? >> richard pryor, any of his albums, mob mabli. it's stuff that eddie murphy didn't do on delirious and raw that is just album fun. some of the best bits you ever hear. he get hit by a car, oh my god, he got hit by a car. i hate doing people's jokes. i'm terrible at it. bury i used to listen to it. i had a best of eddie murphy tape i used to listen to every day in high school. >> jimmy: have you met eddie murphy? >> no. >> jimmy: you've not? >> it's the weirdest thing

because i'm a huge eddie murphy fan. he just did a movie with one of my best friends, jermaine fowler. i don't know why i haven'ted me eddie murphy yet. i met his kids. i met his ex-wife. i haven't met eddie murphy. >> jimmy: when jermaine told you he was going to be in that movie playing eddie murphy's son, where you jealous? >> no. me and jermaine, that's how we became friends. when i first met him, he irritated him. i'm an older dude. he is a younger guy. they gave us a per diem. i got to senon he to my family. he's all let's get an xbox. what? irresponsible. i got responsibilities. but we came together because i saw him on stage and i loved his stage, and we both had a crazy -- i don't want to say obsession -- with eddie murphy. we talked about eddie all the time. when he got that, i was really proud. i was so happy for him. dude, this is insane. >> jimmy: will he introduce you

toe eddie already? >> i don't know why i haven'ted me eddie murphy yet? i met everybody else, robin townsend, damon, everybody but eddie murphy that is weird to me at this point. >> jimmy: you have to have something to look forward. to how would you approach eddie if you met him? >> i want to pitch to him what i think the beverly hills cop reboot should be. >> jimmy: i love that. that's the best way to get in his good graces. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: start pitching him a project. >> because you know why i wouldn't do that, because i don't know i'd be able to talk to him. i got to get everything out of the way. i look up to you. i was featuring to meet eddie murphy this will sound crazy, remember the movie malcolm x, meets elijah muhammad for the first time and just crying. i'm scared when i meet eddie murphy that might happen. he is going to be a nice guy. my lips shaking.

brother ain't got to cry. i'm sorry! >> jimmy: we should workshop this meeting, because you will meet him at one point. i think it's wrong toe pitch him right away. by the way, crying might be the way to go. he may say wow, this guy really likes me. >> what if i pitch and cry? that's good too. >> i came up with a concept with -- instead of axel foley, detective todd who is i'm his son and you have to be detective todd and i became the cop. anyway, i was glad to meet you. >> jimmy: lil rel howery is with us. we'll be right back.

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♪ >> what nothing? >> i'm stuck. i'm sinking. wait a minute. go get some butter. ahhh! >> jimmy: that is "bad trip" which is on netflix. which is so funny. it's a very funny movie. i'm very particular when it comes to prank movies. and i think eric andre was on this show promoting the release of this film in like 2008. it seems like this is who he has been coming out now for a decade or something. >> that's we all is shot.

me, tiffany, eric, facetiming each other this weekend, especially now we're number one. so it's out, right? because it just kept switching. it kept switching dates and it was going to movie theaters and netflix got it. man, shout out to everybody watching it. i've been getting so much love. >> jimmy: it's very funny. how long were you in the port-a-potty? how many times did you to do that? >> let me tell you something about the port-a-potty. >> jimmy: yeah. >> when you think of a port-a-potty. automatically disgust. i was kind of throwing up. he thought i was acting. you genius. no, i'm really sick in here. i don't care how many times they cleaned it, it's still a port-a-potty. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i was in there ahhh! and everybody oh my god, he is a genius. he is in there acting his butt off. no, i'm disgusted. i knew it was fake. i knew the poop was fake, but i was so -- i might be traumatized to be honest with you. >> jimmy: was that the most moment from shoot >> ent came fst

y fst pe had the chinese finger trap thing, we was connected. >> jimmy: right, right. >> but not with fingers. >> yeah. you know. >> jimmy: yes. >> you get it. >> jimmy: like siamese twins joined in the strangest way possible. >> yes. not from the side and the front. so we trapped. i'm telling, we get to the hood, i say fam, we can't be pranking people in the hood like this. they're not going react like this. calm down. you'll see. so we get to this barbershop. they sent us to the wrong barbershop, so security wasn't even in there. i don't know what this brother was talking about before we came in the shop. the energy, hey, man, let somebody happen in here with their things connected. see what i do. i felt like he had that conversation with somebody. >> jimmy: he was ready. >> we was real nice about it. excuse me, sir. what y'all doing, man? he went looking for a gun, couldn't find it. he grabbed a knife, chased us

out the barbershop. i disconnect. i'm done with. this i fall to the ground. i fall under the car. they stop, my security guy coming, this wesley snipes security guy came out of nowhere. after that, the dude was enraged. oh, this is a movie? oh, man, i was going to kill you. [ laughter ] >> that's a movie. that's a movie. >> jimmy: let . >> let me tell you, i went straight from the hotel to the set. i looked nasty because i still had the trap on, but i was walking. i tell eric, i quit. i'm done. i'm not doing this no more. i'm an actor. i never called myself an actor before. i'm an actor. this is not what i'm supposed to be doing. so i called tiffany up, vent ffy is laughing th w me realnd thet ug let me g you. take care. but she call eric after that, like eric, yo, did you almost real get murder? yeah, i know. i feel terrible.

what, terrible? i want to be in a movie. and that how that happened. >> jimmy: that's how she wanted into the movie? >> we had lost our lead. she had another project. liter literally, tiffany wants to do it. >> jimmy: well, it all came together quite nicely. and i highly recommend. it is number one on netflix. it's called "bad trip." lil rel howery, everybody. we'll be right back with wyatt russell. ♪ the new samsung galaxy s21 this looks different. it is. show me. just hit record! see that? u're filming in 8k. that's cinema quality. so... you can pull photos straight from video. impressive. but will it last a whole trip? you'll have battery all day. and then more. this is different. told you. ♪ i've got moderate to severe plaque psoriasis. now, there's skyrizi.

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jazmine sullivan is on the way. our next guest is one of the newest members of the marvel cinematic universe, and he is already wearing a star spangled suit. new episodes of "the falcon and the winter soldier" come out on friday. please welcome wyatt russell! >> how you doing? >> jimmy: good to see you. wow. happen tain america is bearded now. >> yeah. very. extremely. >> jimmy: congratulations on being captain america. i've always wanted to be captain america, and it never happened for me. >> you know, after me, you might be able to sneak in there. >> jimmy: you think so? you think there will be a series of captains after this. >> hopefully. >> jimmy: i read something with anthony mackie and sebastian sam who are stars of the show that said you don't know anything

about marvel comics or the movies or any of this stuff? >> i didn't grow up -- i didn't grow up knowing much about comic books. my heroes were athletes. so when i came on set, i was asking okay, what does that mean? who's that person? or how do they fit? finally sebastian was like dude, stop asking questions. you're going to get more confused. when you get answers, it's going to be worse. >> jimmy: did you feel like when you were trying out for the part tht you had to tell them you knew, you had to pretend you knew about it? >> i did a little. >> jimmy: you did a little? >> they showed me a picture of the guy, and i was oh, all right, yeah! and then they start running me through the stuff. so you know when thanos hit -- snaps his fingers. yeah, yeah, yeah. and finally about 15 minutes into the explanation of why i am who i am, i had to look at her and i'm really sorry, zoey. i don't know any of this.

you to start from the beginning. and she ran me through it and they were super nice about it. >> jimmy: yeah, i guess they were okay with that. or maybe they actually liked that. >> it's possible for the character. it kind of works for the character because he is new and he is not a part of the old universe, or whatever. but it was a semi embarrassing to be in the marvel office going i don't know. sorry. >> jimmy: do i don't know what captain america's shield is made out of? >> it's made out of vibranium. >> jimmy: okay, so you do know something. >> i know that now. >> jimmy: did they give you your own suit or one of chris evans' old ones? >> it's funny. i requested chris evans' old suit. >> jimmy: yes? >> so i could really feel like i was doing a good job because he did such a great job. and they gave me a new one. >> jimmy: what did it feel like the first time you put it on and you look in the mirror? >> it was oh, gosh, take it off! you got the wrong guy. send me back. you're going to lose so much money.

it was like -- honestly, was how am i going to act in this thing? >> jimmy: is it uncomfortable? >> oh, yeah, there it is. it looks as uncomfortable as i look in it. >> jimmy: why do they have to make it uncomfortable? it doesn't seem like it would have to be uncomfortable. >> it's a presentational effect where you've got to look like this is not cool, right? and so i'm sort of a slouchy guy. we'll ooh put you in this position where the first piece lox you like that, the second piece zips and locks you like that and the third piece is -- that's underneath the suit that looks cool. >> jimmy: see, i disagree with that. to me, captain america should embody america. he should be laying on the couch with a big fat stomach and maybe a beer helmet instead? >> i basically pitched that, and they didn't go for it. >> jimmy: they didn't go for it. yeah, maybe in season 17 they'll let me. >> jimmy: so your dad, kurt russell is also in the marvel

cinematic universe. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he is ego, star lord. technically, i think your star lord's stepbrother or something. >> this is all news to me. i don't know anything about it obviously. i know nothing about it. >> jimmy: did you see your father in "the guardians of the galaxy"? >> did. >> jimmy: and you know star lord is chris pratt? >> yes. >> jimmy: and his real life father-in-law is arnold schwarzenegger, so in a way pyou're related to him too. >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: should i say cool? i think you should say cool. >> okay, cool. >> jimmy: speaking of cool, put this picture up here. you have -- what is that, is that technically an rv? it's a kampe van. >> it's a conversion van that my wife and i bought a couple of years ago and we go camping in whenever we want the get away. >> jimmy: i love that. >> we went to montana. we went to colorado. we went to oregon. we spent a month and a half in the van traveling around to get away from people and visited the national parks.

>> jimmy: we had your mom on the show. your mother of course goldie hawn. and she said something like you cut them off or something like that. they were in their rv and you came up behind them. >> yes. so they rented an rv. it was a huge rv called a hurricane, okay, which was a perfect name for the rv that they were we were driving behind them. and i see on a waze app that the triangle comes up where it says caution, something bad has happened up ahead and traffic is building up. and i was okay, we're going to be late to the campsite. we're going get there before them. driving, everybody now is going to the left lane like merging slowly over this hilton 101. and i see as we crest the hill the rv in the right lane. they were driving so slow that it thought that there was an accident or something. and i turned oh my god, i'm embarrassed even though no one nose.

and i drive by them. and as i drive by them, it's not like something is wrong with the rv or anything. my dad is driving the rv happier th ie ever seen him. loving it if you had a horn, going 35, 40. and people flying by going 70 miles per hour. oh my god, jesus, they got pick it up. thought there was an accident. >> jimmy: what is it about following your dad? i had that very same thing with my father. he wasn't in an rv, but he doesn't want to go fast because he knows i'm behind him with the kids in the car. so he just slow. and then he keeps getting slower and slower and slower until i'm so mad i have to like call and scream at him on the telephone. >> it's part of -- it's part of growing up. i remember hearing one of my friend's dad say david, it's the limit. 65 is the limit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> when you have kids, it's something like you don't go 75. that's too fast. it's dangerous.

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